What's the deal with STORMVEIL CASTLE?

I will be livestreaming at:
/ offtark
I'll also announce my livestreams at:
/ off_tark
In this video, we take a look at Stormveil Castle and it's designated manchild, Godrick the Grafted. There is also a secondary deal with Nepheli Loux, Gatekeeper Gostoc and Kenneth Haight that is also examined.
00:00 Intro
00:32 Getting to Stormveil and Margit
02:21 In search of that guy Godrick who grafts or something
10:55 Nepheli Loux
16:39 Kenneth Haight
18:51 Nepheli and Gostoc get married

[@DarkTark]

I have started livestreaming recently. I have some information about it towards the end of the video. You can find my livestreams at: www.twitch.tv/offtark and I'll also announce my livestreams at: twitter.com/off_tark

[@Tarnthewarrior]

6:40 no worries, man. i checked the lore, and that's definitely cannon

[@gyaneshsamanta1323]

Hey, fias quest video?

[@alessandrobaggi6129]

Did i just heard Risk Of Rain music somewhete in the video? 🤔 😁👍😎🤟

[@gamble9603]

The lore behind godrick is that he owes you money so you have to break into his castle and beat his ass to get it back

[@kitten-whisperer]

Facts. It is in the lore

[@alex2alven]

"Godrick, you big fucking nerd, where's my goddamn money?"

[@pricer1707]

Godrick you still owe me 5 dollars

[@mernyr]

Plot twist: our character is actually a member of the IRS and Godrick has refused to pay his property taxes

[@ImMeE19]

Bro I just started playing like 4-5 days ago & this comment is hilarious 😂😂

[@compatriot852]

Stormveil castle is yet another tourist attraction Birmingham has to offer. Even the pigeons are armed with knives

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

i actually heard it was based off Edinburgh

[@xtj9259]

@@maxaltenkirch1022the castle itself or the game, I thought the game was welsh and Nordic mythology

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

the castle itself@@xtj9259

[@Nye209]

Cymru am Byth @@xtj9259

[@ratasslordofyoink4542]

​@@xtj9259I believe it's based off an attempt at humor.

[@paige_440]

Stormveil castle is my favorite airbnb to stay in

[@Jakov-or7fp]

Mine too

[@Daniel-kt8us]

Mine too

[@un-kyejohn2968]

Mine too

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

Storm veil castle made it easier to get my work done because they grafted more arms on me. -Tarnished Tik toker

[@szkialton2122]

14:42 first time in history. An emotion in your voice.

[@keeno1764]

I DONT THINK THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED I LOVE IT

[@revanknightjedi172]

He out of character from that moment 😮

[@nobleman9393]

He's pushing against his programming!

[@jordanguy4241]

Him breaking character in this moment had me dying. I was caught way off guard

[@monsieurstructible3578]

Before this I thought it was an IA

[@sorlakgear]

I adore when thid guy says "It's in the lore"

[@Memedman69420]

Me too that and “it’s cannon”

[@buddyboy7276]

If you accept selluvis's quest with the danger juice then tell Gideon about it he will actually ask to take the potion and somehow slip it back to selluvis turning him into the puppet. Making it the only time Gideon actually acted as an adoptive father

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Not really? Ranni is the one who deals with a loose thread in her grand design.

[@Picmanreborn]

Which is terrible😭💀 the only thing bro did to show he cared is said "this guy trying to rape my daughter? That's not going to happen. I'm not going to kill him either tho"

[@PoniesNSunshine]

He doesn't have an issue with nepheli getting wiped because that will make her useful to him again. His only problem is seluvis doing it

[@jootersblaccat]

That is not what happens. You can have that happen even if you don't do Selluvis's quest whatsoever as it's actually Ranni killing him for plotting to betray her as shown by if you actually do his quest to full completion, where she does it to Selluvis early

[@slappybigalow8971]

That sleepy arrow lady puppet you get from Pidea explains Gidion and Selivus's history.

[@coldnoodles2951]

Hey i love vaatividya but Dark Tark is on another level. To me his word is religion, Dark Tark can do no wrong, he is the best elden ring lore person guy or whatever he is supposed to be, its in the lore.

[@zekaizerguy1181]

I'd even go so far as to say that it's canon.

[@Spamtonthedude_]

@@zekaizerguy1181it’s in the lore

[@l.e.b.3541]

Vaati is like the pope when he speaks ex cathedra. But Tark... Tark is like Jesus, his word is true and good!

[@PancakeBoi]

@@l.e.b.3541 in other words, Vaati is like going into a catholic cathedral and spending 5 hours crying and praising. where as Dark tark is like listening to the recently divorced, bankrupt, lean addicted homeless guy give church under the bridge.

[@TriXt3R_]

​@PancakeBoi except tark knows what he's talking about 100% of the time, no matter what

[@skrukken]

On the anniversary of my parents divorce, you return. Nothing like a good reminder of my broken family relations.

[@nobleman9393]

That's a prepare to cry moment.

[@thewaltner]

Radagon and rennala are your parents. It's canon, it's in the lore

[@brhert]

Womp womp

[@codybunz6311]

thank god i've been dying for another ER vid. ur funny as hell man, just the dry monotone humor. gets me everytime

[@oEldritcho]

Godrick got all those limbs from hiring the Chop Goblins, its in the lore.

[@ayaanpathan7169]

Dark Tark never fails to fill me up with his content

[@kidkrushergamin4389]

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[@user-xv4mk7hm4q]

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[@mr._otis9840]

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[@VictorIV0310]

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[@MrAjking808]

Y’all make dumb comments so people will react to it lol the begging for attention is wild

[@TheBlackLobo]

14:42 surprising to hear darktark so genuinely dumbfounded

[@davidmejia5740]

The best thing to do with Seluvis' danger juice is to give it to the Dung Eater after administering to him 4/5 of the seedbed curses that he needs to put out his mending rune 🤠

[@onadaTotihotiH]

Funny thing, I didn’t even know how to get to the bottom part of the castle until I was basically done with my first playthrough and was just looking around everywhere, so that Godwyn thing was actually one of the LAST things I saw in my journey, lmao

[@dorianserrano8888]

14:43 that’s the most emotion I’ve heard in Tark’s voice

[@abrogee]

I love how something that is generally dumb and awful is the only thing that'll make dark tark break character temporarily

[@Atlas_V_official]

Babe wake up new dark tark vid just dropped

[@Raro404]

Stole my comment

[@sakuyauchiha158]

14:42 I am dying that "WHAT??" sounded so genuinely confuzzled lmao

[@thelemonlord9337]

I tried this AirBNB once, since I was in the area and it was pretty affordable. Scenery was nice, but the local wildlife was really disruptive. It was also very poorly maintained, and overall not very comfortable despite it's size. 4/10, would fall off multiple cliffs nearby again.

[@js1198]

Stormveil castle is a castle, that’s cannon, it’s in the lore

[@ClaytonBrownMusicOfficial]

Just what I asked for! Thanks for the best Thanksgiving present ever, Dark Tark!

[@denieluscapek]

❤❤❤

[@spookyfrogs1874]

wow i never realized that godwyn's torso can be seen behind the octopus face! amazing video as always dad, hope ya have a good thanksgiving :)

[@viljamtheninja]

"It's just arms attached to his back. How is this even useful?" Finally someone else says it!

[@nou8913]

They should add Morgotten to the DLC

[@jootersblaccat]

morbgotten

[@3000deaths1]

Fun fact, you can fight the Omenkiller with Nepheli. The sign is between the bridge and the slope that leads down to the boss fight.

[@PancakrK]

VaatiVidya would cower in fear if he met Dark Tark, the true Elden Man.

[@nobleman9393]

Gideon the All-knowing is very evil, but he's the lore man, so I'm willing to forgive 40% of his sins.

[@EarNibbles]

Your voice is in the line between real and AI, I can't tell which one

[@B4RC0D301]

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS I LOVE YOUR HUMOR ITS IN THE LORE

[@renou3154]

14:43 is the most emotion ive ever seen this man display

[@pushiny6270]

I was so happy to see you uploaded another Elden Ring video. I love them so much! My favourite was the ULTIMATE Elden Ring Location Tier List. On tierlist maker I saw that there is a tierlist with nearly every character, I would love to see how you would rank them (only if you feel like doing so of course). I am especially interested in the side characters :)

[@meh7544]

bro i love this channel... this guys calm voice while talking about all the atrocities while using his spot on humor... please MORE!

[@johncoppers6795]

Hell yea new video. Idk why but your recent armored Core Video has been my comfort media and I’ve watched it or ran it in the background of my life at least once a day. Appreciate you making it. Good stuff. Anyways, another good video. Thanks dawg 👍

[@nickytheanimal2413]

Walter handler is basically playing Nintendog with our lives

[@GBNationalist]

This might be the greatest quest guide in existence. I loved every second. I hope you have more. 😂

[@yuto4508]

If this guys voice gets replaced by AI I wouldn't even notice

[@jodofe4879]

This is definitely one of the Stormveil Castle walkthroughs of all time.

[@stevos7111]

I must say when I first entered that one room with the fireplace and the Sign of Grace it was pretty cozy...

[@Wisppp_]

Waking up to a new Whats The Deal Video? This is the best thanksgiving ever!

[@fat_mason]

I'm so happy to see the return of squished Bono. Great video as always, Mr. Tark.

[@tako_ro]

Don't worry my man. We're filing a complaint in our local council about that giant man who lets his dog run around without leash.

[@shroom_leaf0338]

Literally just watched you're other elden ring videos not long ago glad to see another one

[@Alien_Fuzz]

I’ve done it. I’ve watched all your videos. I didn’t understand half of them but I laughed at all of them. So, thank you!

[@Whiterun_Guard69]

Hey! Amazing and lore-informative videos as always dark tark! Can't wait for "what's the deal with Mountain top of the Giants"!

[@AdmiralGorgg]

FINALLY someone sheds some light on the project pigeon connection

[@Lance_a_licious]

Im really loving this video so glad i found this channel

[@griffu7269]

wow theres even a silly wizard guy included...this bnb is great!!

[@RelativelyBest]

Last time I did Stormveil I accidentally attacked and aggroed Gostoc because all those guys look the same. I was like, no! My dragon stone! So it turned into an impromptu side-quest into Liurnia to find Celestial Dew so I could atone at the turtle pope.

[@poppywoo842]

yet another BANGER from dark tark himself

[@tonkadoud1218]

Hell yea man I love these videos keep it up!

[@zekaizerguy1181]

How I missed seeing that beautiful face. Also, thanks to Dark Tark, I am no longer unemployed.

[@nachiketrao5285]

Godrick is the kind of person to spam good reviews about his decrepit Airbnb.

[@battlericky17]

Dark tark, happy holidays. Your content always makes me 💩 myself over and over again

[@theeviloverlord7320]

one minor thing, you can actually summon nepheli to help fight the omenkiller

[@supersaltlee7657]

my night has improved thank you

[@shellgun4636]

I had no idea there was so much story tied to Stormveil and the characters within.

[@drexelspivey872]

Dude really really funny video. Subscribed

[@FartMansion]

The Skyrim curved sword 🗡️ joke was on another level 🤯

[@tristenwilson]

Woooooooo!!! Stormveils the coolest place in the game, glad u covered it. I'll be checking out the stream for sure

[@MrLealLens]

Every time DarkTark posts a new video my resume only grows stronger

[@sinister7290]

very lore friendly video, i had no idea about their whole quest

[@ultraironicman1853]

Always love to see more Elden ring content from you. Great vid

[@emberpowertcg7692]

thankyou for unlocking my PTSD over those birds

[@connorrigby669]

I really enjoy your content bro

[@paulroche7588]

I knew the kfc pigeons would make a come back, also I’ve caught myself saying the line “it’s cannon…it’s in the lore” irl more than once so thank you Tark 😂

[@vector4487]

I can't believe I've been blessed with Dark Tark ER Lore on Thanksgiving 😄

[@AlsoLizard]

I don't know why that cross promotion with your mother part made me laugh so hard. I watched that part like 5 times and laughed harder on each

[@Makowh]

I subscribed to your channel, and it did look great on my resume, now I found a job at the IRS hunting people committing tax evasion. Thank you Dard Tard!

[@jacobwydareny24]

Hey Darkus Tarkus, just wanna say that I’ve never got into twitch or livestreams or anything like that but I’ll make an account so I can watch your stream and get more insight into what the deal with stuff that is cannon and in the lore . Love your stuff man

[@MastaBroshiX]

The absolute fella dropping an absolute video to remind me this game absolutely exists

[@Jhende_]

The "true prepare to cry" line was gold😭😭

[@Gently_Used_Hotdog]

Stormveil Castle is certainly one of the places of all time

[@Ungabungastick]

it's in the lore

[@nlm7033]

In over 1k hours and 15 plays I still cant get Gostocs quest to work

[@marc01781]

the ror music is such an interesting choice for this vid lmao

[@aver3]

been long awaiting this

[@andrewguerra2532]

Lord tark is really out here feeding us, bless your soul Mr tark 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@michaelburgerjr]

tesla tunnel reference was awesome

[@djspicy8286]

These are my favorite videos you’re so funny lmao 😭

[@zakhoyt7771]

That part about the morbius crossover 😂

[@mackmagoo9936]

YESSS ANOTHER UPLOAD!!!

[@DefecTec]

Can’t wait for the dlc videos

[@M.Thomas97x]

18:26 gotta love the guts theme.

[@brandonstubner625]

Thank you sir. Now I know there was a deal with my airbnb!

[@chopsandtoots]

Best Thanksgiving gift 😂😂

[@zakbrown9256]

You are the best Tark!

[@Koviska_Crimnskall]

Dark Tark.. finally back... FINALLY

[@devonmarcus101]

Nice BG throwback

[@BenNauman]

Inb4 “That’s Canon, it’s in the Lore”

[@zaiz6018]

I had forgotten how entertaining yapping like this could be

[@Maatsuga]

the "yo mama" joke was very well executed :D

[@ologames1185]

14:42 DarkTark breaking character?!?!

[@dariusdavis5847]

The legend is back 🎉

[@user-ro8iw4ru4r]

I know we don’t speak in a serious tone in this community but I fucking SCREAMED when I saw you uploaded. Made my day! ❤

[@jackmahoney1001]

Not the fade to the dung eater ending 😭

[@333Abs]

As an Elden ring noob I have been trying to avoid content to stay away from spoilers but i finally finished Stormveil and thoroughly enjoyed this!

[@alexman1407]

I would sure love to go to Stormveil Castle.

[@jackshiels3239]

A new dark tark Elden ring video? Christmas came early.

[@goodenoughright5433]

This is the best lore channel

[@sky-ow6rm]

This video truly summarizes my Airbnb experience in Florida

[@DiesNahts6969]

I love your scripts combined with sometimes completly unfitting images or videos, like that talisman one at around 4:00 I dont know why but I love them