Curb Your Meme Compilation #7

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[@DaruDyDuDe]

Hope you enjoyed this one and subscribe for more ! PS: the sped up music is to avoid copyright as I already got in trouble before

[@Sidewayz_SuperNova]

Me love you long time

[@Shackospeare]

do you know what a curb your meme is?

[@Shackospeare]

Michael Hegwald if you had more than 2 neurons you could think that my answer was to Diego

[@Pandozo]

Could you tell me the name of the song at the end please?

[@sedxeu5250]

good 4 u

[@TenWolf-wb7pc]

That guy who sold his spot for $800 is so lucky

[@lolom8772]

She literally paid for his phone, lol

[@killiskey]

He's now a relatively big youtuber mark rebillet makes some pretty hilarious music

[@katherinebaginski7609]

killiskey huh! Didn’t know!

[@zaijansantinov.alestante2458]

Mr beast coulve gave him 10,000 dollars and and made him kept his spot

[@booty_pillager7988]

And now he makes improv music on the spot. The real LOOPDADDY

[@bruhsselsprouts3986]

I can’t be the only one who forgot lil tay existed

[@goatstyff]

and how slow her brother is. you- you talkin- your irreleva- I- I’m- I have more-

[@moze_-]

Yup. Reignited my hatred for her parents lol.

[@ethantorres4061]

Dude I hate people who act like that

[@Soridan]

I never even knew she existed beyond hearing the name maybe once or twice. Not one of my regrets, I'll tell you that.

[@certifiedaustralian9605]

Backyard Hobo I was gonna comment the exact same thing

[@owlharris4408]

The iPhone lady will always be the funniest thing in the world.

[@GNerdful]

It's the way she's so fucking smug about it

[@owlharris4408]

eshay disdat She the mother of internet failures. X,D

[@evanhansen5064]

you have to look up marc rebillet now he’s an amazing musician

[@RattPoison80]

Not as funny as that guy that bought the 1st iPhone whatever and the news is there filming him open it and it launches out of the box onto the concrete, love it

[@Jaxcash]

Not even funny

[@melodymckane4820]

"When I was 6 years old, I was broke as hell" W I L D.

[@cowman8523]

No way I never new that 😱😱😱

[@deadhouse3889]

So relatable.

[@aaronanand3333]

She laid bricks for a living

[@HANDSSSS]

Yeah, I'll tell her, no shit.

[@zackhostetler5175]

When I was 6 I was living in an orphanage and had to share a bed with another kid since birth.

[@c.amoroso]

Imagine getting all the way to space and realizing u forgot the sd card

[@FBombs59]

Imagine if he forgot the percs 😬

[@dansilberstein326]

Lol space. It was filmed in the neutral buoyancy lab, in a pool with a 1-1 scale model of the ISS underwater

[@ralius3262]

@@dansilberstein326 shut up dumbass you're being brainwashed by 5g towers LUL

[@T4IN0z]

@@ralius3262 and your being brainwashed as well if you think the 5g shit is real.

[@GamingIncMasterTroll]

Fuck it let’s go back rq

[@abelsm6270]

I love how they panned to mark buying an iPhone with her money

[@nicholastran4311]

I thought he was holding a credit card.

[@javi_blinkuniverse]

I mean either way, he essentially didn't lose any money for getting the new iPhone 😂

[@seanstevenson2738]

The Velcro one doesn’t belong here, it’s clearly a joke.

[@hahahazxc]

it is a joke and everyone knows that but it had me in tears in the most literal sense of the word

[@impossibleduck3681]

Sean Stevenson still funny tho

[@BradPwnsU]

No I don’t think it’s a joke

[@jerrysfatnuts]

@@BradPwnsU nah man it is a joke but also it is technically a way to not hear the velcro

[@BradPwnsU]

Jerry's Fat Gaming nah it’s not a joke

[@littlesneets8026]

That woman who was going to buy all the new iPhones and sell them on eBay? Yeah, she's exactly the one who'd buy all the PS5s and sell them off too. Bunch of useless scalpers.

[@thesneakymemedealer]

Robbing scalpers should be legal change my mind

[@split5887]

@@thesneakymemedealer change your mind

[@thesneakymemedealer]

@@split5887 no

[@Jimbo386000]

Scalpers are all scum

[@feywildheart2878]

Lt. Raine wants his scalper scalps.

[@devilishjester7718]

"Everything in my bathroom costs more than your rent" fair, considering i don't pay rent

[@voidstiles431]

No, no she's got a point.

[@dam8944]

It's hard to argue with his assessment

[@danizdy1474]

Wait,you guys get bathrooms?

[@gunky2442]

Jokes on her, you don’t have to pay rent when you own the house. Btw Ik about the expenses of owning a house, but she only said rent.

[@grimmisascorchmain9486]

Absolute genius

[@Miraeshi]

The Velcro one definitely wasn’t a curb, that was straight up sarcasm lol

[@tonalcrayon1290]

Miraeshi that was more of a Nono he’s got a point moment 😂

[@princepartee725]

I think it's supposed to be a curb for the audience, who listened intently to what he was saying.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

Yeahhh that in this video was cringe

[@RamonCerrat]

hey my main lenguaje isnt english, what does it mean curb ? in this kind of videos i mean, i kinda understand the point of the memes but just in half

[@darthpyrrhus2134]

@@RamonCerrat curb means to "keep in check" or "hold back" so for example I say curb your anger it means hold back your anger

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

5:40 I don’t see how that’s a “curb your” meme. Seems more like the guy was telling a joke and that was just the punchline and less like he was trying to give legit advice

[@SirSnipington]

A lot of these “curb your” memes were done incorrectly. Like the XQC one, “curb your” meme is supposed to be used when someone lies or does something hypocritical like the Alinity one not for reactions and stuff so whoever made them didn’t rly know how to use it properly

[@Jockec]

I didn't underatan either like bruh mans opend a velcro withoit us hearing it

[@Chad-bc9vi]

@@SirSnipington yeah, but i still enjoy it anyway haha

[@DevTook]

This is one of my favorite clips ever and definitely NOT a 'curb your' meme indeed

[@michaelfurnace1002]

Hey it was some pretty awesome advice though

[@hathatsfunny1911]

"He called us twitch thots" Is he wrong tho?

[@jamesvolario6886]

Not at all

[@hajjabubba2293]

Squadw

[@pixelate4131]

@@jamesvolario6886 based

[@cowman8523]

Nope don't think he is wrong

[@arthurg5865]

420th like pog

[@mauricioromero6115]

LMFAO they sent a GoPro alllll the way to space but didn't put an sd ahahahaha that's gold

[@tylerTH3Cr34T0r]

Mauricio Romero lmao that shit was hella sad

[@ClassEdits]

You know there’s that was that one guy thinking to him self “oh shittt”

[@danieljuno810]

But I still have one question “What does no SD MEAN?”

[@zzz-uw7ou]

@@danieljuno810 you cant film with it because there is no sd card to safe the videos

[@rabidbeefalo]

@@danieljuno810 SD is just the memory card. Without it, the gopro has no place to record the videos to.

[@gamerpedia1535]

The way he says "She gave me $800" is just the best.

[@therandomthoughtsofaninsig5492]

Yeah he sounds like a person

[@bait5257]

@@therandomthoughtsofaninsig5492 oof

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Now he's grooving that funk with Wayne Brady 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hexdy]

Is what he deserves for waiting to the store to open since who knows when.

[@WOBBLE_DK]

Isn't that guy famous now for making music? Mark Rebillet? It sounded like his name and the guy looks similar

[@deecee1853]

Yo that little girl said she was moving bricks at 6 years old

[@christianedwards3448]

Strongest 6 year old in the world, defies child labor laws

[@darst16]

By brick's she meant lego blocks.

[@kidsin9]

@@christianedwards3448 minecraft bricks

[@Josh-hh2cu]

Coke

[@deecee1853]

@@Josh-hh2cu exactly lol. I don't think she even knows what that means

[@dylanaguilar6099]

Honestly lil tay is a really sad thing its just a kid being manipulated for money

[@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960]

I kinda felt bad for her lmao,But is was funny

[@dylanaguilar6099]

@@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960 it was funny but when you look at the big picture the kid probably wont have a career after this

[@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960]

@@dylanaguilar6099 her life is ruined lmaoo,sucks

[@lordpochinki2112]

Wait when you will hear about Greta thunberg.

[@bigalproduction46]

Timestamp?

[@sharkt9877]

Bruh. That kid got an iPhone for like. Free.

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

That lady must've been salty af. Because a verbal and then physical transaction does not have to be refunded if she was just dumb. So he had full legal right to just keep the monz.

[@JubMrJub]

That kid now has a legendary KZbin Channel. Marc Rebillet

[@mikeyyz.4999]

@@ttv_mrjack6749 yeah, that woman looked like a classic Karen

[@ethantorres4061]

Absolute madlad

[@lousalvador1632]

Alec Nelsen what a revelation lmao I’ve seen that clip but I guess I didn’t know Mark yet

[@frankiemcdermott5868]

Lil tays brother do be stuttering on his roasts tho

[@TheElement255]

Aye you better watch yo' i-i-i-irelevant ass

[@humbug4202]

Its so pathetic to hear them planning the crap haha

[@ee5414]

bbbbbbb-bitch

[@sethswanson5438]

@@humbug4202 id say its more sad that her mom and brother are using her for money lol

[@parkchimmin7913]

Seth F True :/ honestly, it’s sad seeing her mom and brother taking advantage of her for clout

[@dolulare]

Lil Tay... “*Hits Cigarette”* *Havent heard that name in a while*

[@notkingali1798]

Its Dolulare thank god

[@sushiibird7799]

Where is she tho? She gone broke again? Never heard the full story so I dunno

[@anti_fragile]

@@sushiibird7799 think she just went back to being a normal kid

[@Tomatosaladz]

@@anti_fragile oh thats good she can enjoy her life a bit until highschool

[@retaliation032]

Lil Tay... "*with a fully grown beard"* "Now that is a not name I have heard in a long time."

[@JohnSmith-mk5jt]

Lil Tay: One day I woke up and said, "I ain't gonna be be broke no more." *poverty rates drop to 0%*

[@wohlhabendermanager]

It totally works. Yesterday I said "I ain't gonna be broke no more", moved bricks (from my veranda to my car port) and now I live in the hills (well, there's mole hills in the backyard, that counts, right?)

[@AxxLAfriku]

One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear jon

[@JohnSmith-mk5jt]

@@AxxLAfriku Well, looking awful is bound to earn you some pity points, if my time in high school taught me anything 🙃

[@yesman121]

I honestly feel bad for Lil Tay. She's a kid being manipulated by her brother and mother so they can be famous vicariously through her.

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

Cody Wang ok

[@thesource4324]

Thanks

[@eclipzzz__8425]

Oh it's a she welp

[@skeletonfilms3650]

I forgot about lil ray

[@ladcan9993]

Yes Man screw that 9 year old.

[@willmckee1632]

Damn she bought him his iPhone

[@MrFerriirawan]

.

[@thekrackenx]

..

[@Breadloaf-kr4gi]

...

[@trent4198]

.....

[@XORA-CODEYX]

......

[@tjg801]

I don’t blame the nasa guys. They are a bunch of literal rocket scientists, they don’t got time for petty shit like SD cards.

[@Pkedya2boy]

I honestly agree. It's like bashing geniuses for not knowing who the Kardashians are. Something that's common sense to common folks isn't going to be common sense for rocket scientists.

[@jimbob4223]

Nah they went to school for space not computers

[@Pkedya2boy]

@@muhammedazeez4797 You do realize that they literally take over 450 pounds worth of equipment/tools per personnel, right? I highly doubt memorizing how to utilize a camera with an SD card was a priority when prepping to leave the earth's stratosphere

[@tjg801]

@@muhammedazeez4797 you really think the astronauts care about having a go pro on their helmet? They have far more concerning issues to worry about wile in space.

[@Pkedya2boy]

@@muhammedazeez4797 That's the equivalent of saying you should know every single ingredient in the processed food you eat. If it's NOT safe to take into space NASA wouldn't let them take it with them into space. Just like how the FDA won't let any poisonous ingredients into your food, dumbass.

[@caitm.193]

1:33 "I'm in line for a friend." That's actually really sweet.

[@aloser2821]

Yah, i hope she gets herself an iphone

[@thesaltyspitoon6342]

Nobody cares

[@unrealisticde6379]

@@thesaltyspitoon6342 yet your here

[@thesaltyspitoon6342]

@@unrealisticde6379 Yes, I'm here. What's your point?

[@Focusfin100]

@@thesaltyspitoon6342 You care.

[@ChaseTheHorizons]

4:25 Yeah, he may not know how to work a GoPro but at the end of the day he is in space so I think he's won that one

[@jamesscott7215]

Chase The Horizon He lost the battle, but won the war?

[@dr.chopper3804]

Going to space is 1 in a lifetime opportunity

[@kodakwhite4523]

The joke was that they sent a GoPro into space but forgot to put an SD card in it so it couldn’t record.

[@robert.m6755]

The Russians won. All rockets that bring the cosmonauts and astronauts into the ISS are Russian.

[@arikatz9219]

@@robert.m6755 wrong.....

[@kadopotato5771]

Gotta give it to lil tay, I’ve never heard of an underweight and below average height 6 year old girl moving bricks in Atlanta

[@devjoshi7062]

Child labour

[@fastcow7013]

Parents manipulated her so the internet could hate her for profit

[@Jordan-vc3jt]

@@devjoshi7062 a

[@mrshamwow87]

Oh yea yea

[@fastcow7013]

@@mrshamwow87 dude that joke is 3 years old and is about to be 4. Just let it die already

[@skidooqt]

Pewdiepie: _says a joke about twitch thots_ Alinity: Ima copyright strike this guy. _Alinity's video gets taken down_ Alinity: Why did it get taken down? So ridiculous! Well, well, well, how the tables were turned.

[@kdj2288]

How the turn tables*

[@Tetris_Effect]

@@kdj2288 ?

[@kdj2288]

@@Tetris_Effect?

[@misaelchalas6338]

@@Tetris_Effect r/woooooooosh

[@Tetris_Effect]

@@misaelchalas6338 The meme is actually "How the turn have tabled" It was quoted wrong. So no r/woooosh needed. For future reference its 4 o's not 8 for woosh. Should probably browse reddit before you start calling me out. Twat.

[@homunculi0408]

Was Alinity even remotely aware that she did it to him first-- wait, its Alinity we're talking about here, she's not smart enough to be aware of anything.

[@avishekbasnet9558]

Shell report your comment

[@mikahkylene9576]

Lmaoo I agree

[@lardlover3730]

@@avishekbasnet9558 she can’t really report people on KZbin when she doesn’t even have twitch anymore lol, to my knowledge she dropped of the face of the earth after the third pet abuse incident

[@burrasivalohith3060]

And that fake fuckin disgusting voice. Ahghghh. It creeps me. What is she trying to be.

[@dankdak5344]

i must be missing something, because this video REALLY makes it look like she saw pewdiepie took her video down, got upset, and wanted to copyright strike him back because of that, using the moment he used her in her video as the reasoning.

[@twobyfor9556]

lets be honest about the astronaut one... they prolly assumed SD was like SYSTEM DYNAMIC ALTITUDE TRAJECTORY STABILIZATION DOOHICKY so i could see the confusion...

[@kodojow22]

Doohickey is now a scientific term

[@spyjams08therobloxian66]

For the record, doohicky is a word in the dictionary. Also for the record they just had no idea how modern cameras worked most likely lmao

[@kodojow22]

Spyjams08 The Robloxian yea true but I just feel like during your training for space they show you how to use a camera 😂

[@spyjams08therobloxian66]

@@kodojow22 lmaooo they didnt bring the sd card they thought it was included. stupid enough, they still could have recorded w/o one

[@danielmallory4687]

The astronauts are jocks being in space is a huge toll on the body so it makes sense

[@El_Crazyknight]

The Nasa thing is funny but hey while they are studying advance math and engineering sometimes you miss obvious and current trends and little things in technology.Yes he might not know about how to deal with a GoPro because he was busy learning how to deal with a spaceship.

[@adabsurdum5905]

Yeah it would be like asking an accountant to work an abacus

[@psaikoticz]

wasn't his problem they don't send the go pro with sd card

[@Starfock]

It wasn’t the astronaut... it was the crew that forgot to put a SD card in the GoPro... in a professional environment you refrain from making statement like “you guys forgot to put a damn SD card in here” and instead go with “it says no SD” and let them figure it out

[@ooookso]

ClevelandGOAT LMAOO

[@tomerabitbuleizen4992]

@ClevelandGOAT says the goat... But honestly the guy is in fucking space what more do you want ?

[@ferraprime4564]

Alright that Velcro one was obviously a joke but I was dying at it

[@OniGG]

if you watch the original video it doesn't sound like it is

[@mumeihozumi8458]

No really?? No way.. not Velcro guy. Not him. He's never lie to my obvious stating npc self

[@ferraprime4564]

Asuha Chigusa-chan what

[@AndrewVasirov]

This is honestly a good tactic. The others might only hear your scream, thinking you're in danger or something, when you're actually not. It is called deception. I heard a story about the M1 Garand. You know the sound it makes when the clip/magazine is automatically ejected when there are no rounds left, right? Well the Japanese usually were waiting for these guns to make this sound, thinking the Americans were reloading, vulnerable if they were attacked. The Americans faked the sound of the mechanism by hitting their helmets with an empty clip/magazine of the Garand.

[@ferraprime4564]

Andrew Vasirov yes but you are still making a noise, therefore your cover will be blown

[@slow350z3]

As a car enthusiast, that "smokey show" hurt

[@TheNinjazeke]

What did he do?

[@savinda3036]

I don't understand it either

[@laurean5998]

@@TheNinjazeke when you do a burnout you spin the tires while lightly holding the brake in order to keep the car from moving foreward (yes that is bad for the rear brakes). He pressed the brakes to hard, (and possibly left traction control on), which caused the clutch to slip (as the brakes prevent the wheels from spinning), and burned up the clutch instead of the tyres. Not horribly expensive but the labor costs still suck, because the clutch is between the engine and trans and hard to get to. Note: 1.yes I did use tire and tyre because they are both right, deal with it. 2.Yes the corvette is transaxle, meaning the transmission is at the back, there is a torque tube between engine and trans instead of bolting them straight to each other.

[@TheLazyEyebrow]

The moment smoke appeared my heart sunk. Then he did it again and "stop stop, it's already dead" came to mind

[@zin.nesis1]

What a bunch of stupid fucks. I am not nearly a car guy, but I know the tires nees to be spinning on aburnout

[@themilkman3949]

5:30 I mean, he’s not wrong, you can’t hear the Velcro

[@Flosseveryday]

LOL

[@Jockec]

He do be right tho

[@forvainee]

i cough when my poopoo gonna blop the khm water

[@demandrestash5337]

Well yes but actually no

[@justanordinarycritic4953]

I could hear the velcro

[@NickG40]

That woman rolls up with $16,000 CASH, and that guy just takes $800.

[@user-kx7kc7iv4g]

@@thefnafdetective really? Thanks detective

[@user-kx7kc7iv4g]

@@thefnafdetective what? Stfu

[@kgerritzenzz4761]

@@thefnafdetective the more you know💫

[@FreeTheJambon]

That guy makes sweet music check him out Marc Rebillet he got famous from youtube

[@bobafett6215]

Raptor//Turtoplay stonks

[@ohwow9559]

i think the velcro one was funny, he was obviously joking

[@superclips6539]

Yeah

[@fan4every1lol89]

Hahaha that works

[@user-he2pf1sz3u]

It was actually bout us to curb our expectations cuz idk bout you but I totally didnt expect that

[@rippl5620]

It works though

[@pvshka]

Either way, he was correct, I couldn't hear the velcro at all the second time.

[@darrenflips7346]

“Can we copystrike pewdiepie like right now” “He called us twitch thots” Omg hahahahahahahahhaha

[@peterwalker3239]

Still can’t get over the fact that lil Tay’s family made her do all that, it’s horrible

[@lmao9526]

Peter Walker yeah ikr smh

[@gumi_twylit2605]

my god poor child

[@peterwalker3239]

fjf sjdnx she made millions? I mean it’s ur opinion, I just don’t care about being rich my life is good

[@gumi_twylit2605]

@fjf sjdnx damn that sucks to have tbh

[@arvidassburg4500]

Just proves that some people shouldn't be parents. Yare yare daze...

[@evez1]

Well, I didn't hear the velcro. Did you?

[@sextuspompeius1266]

Yes you can hear it Abit in the beginning

[@anarhisms8315]

Eemeli Vessonen i did

[@Th0tSlAyErIII]

@@sextuspompeius1266 Jesus Christ, these replies are no fun.

[@KajuTheRudeMonke]

What velcro? I haven't heard any velcro.

[@MrAgarza49]

I lost it

[@verycutetaco]

Damn I remember when I was 6 and had no money, tough times...

[@Elemental8813]

Damn I remember when I wasn't a bitchy af 10 year old as well.

[@gdcriptic5511]

ElementalScars noice

[@aydandeadpool3564]

Im still broke

[@Ichifate]

Yeah unless your parents are multi millionaires we all do

[@Me-jf3ik]

Demian lil tay should be like my momma job get me more than ur rent

[@LeonardoHamato]

That guy knew what he was doing when he accepted the $800, he knew and he got paid for it

[@paraskaikessa597]

Alinity: "Im gonna copystrike this guy!" *accidentaly ruins her career*

[@VosovioYTC]

The only people that watched her in the first place don't give a shit what the person they're jackin it to has done. I think she's safe.

[@Phelps-1247]

What career?

[@owen551]

Her career wasn’t ruined lol. She’s totally fine. You just fell for the pew die pie meme

[@memereview305]

Pewdiepie: I’m about to end this whole mans career

[@kuzrahfan2004]

That is a great pfp

[@pkmntrainerelio8780]

$800 for the first spot when there’s barely people lining up??? 🗿🗿🗿

[@dntthe88]

I think she was trying to fuck everyone over by buying them ALL before they got in

[@DomOnTheBeat]

Josh Or just trying to get in there and buy a bunch before there was none left

[@FishikK]

@@DomOnTheBeat She stated she wanted to buy all the iphones to resell them on ebay

[@DomOnTheBeat]

FishikK ik but this was the first day the iPhone was out and if she didn’t get a good spot, she would not be able to make her cash from reselling them. It’s still pretty stupid how she wanted to do that anyways.

[@mangoliys]

Josh and it didn’t fucking work ahahahah I died

[@adamschultz7127]

The NASA dudes literally don't have the time or energy to deal with basic consumer level shit like a GoPro.

[@joelmiller3218]

Of course, but still, they're boomers.

[@underhill918gaming5]

@@joelmiller3218 boomers make your tech

[@MM-du7je]

@@underhill918gaming5 Gen x makes the tech. Boomers manage.

[@jsrandomgaming8653]

That's not the point... Billions of dollars in technology at their disposal, countless hours of training, lifetimes of knowledge, and they're still too stupid for space travel. In other words we waste tax dollars so rich kids can fuck off in high orbit.

[@dancing-mad]

@@jsrandomgaming8653 what the fuck are saying??

[@GippyHappy]

Alinity's twitch chat is more rational than her they're just like "let it go" "move on" "don't do it" Hilarious.

[@SlyHikari03]

Based chat

[@beanfonoranges9123]

I can't believe a young Marc Rebillet sold his spot in line for 800 dollars way before he became the loop daddy

[@bestgamershighlights7054]

Imagine if that's what allowed him to buy his first piece of equipment that sent him onto that journey.

[@aniusers]

@@bestgamershighlights7054 she helped kickstart his career lmao

[@lukegangl8644]

What does he do?

[@aniusers]

@@lukegangl8644 music.

[@lukegangl8644]

@@aniusers thanks

[@snipersnowman1027]

“Everything in here costs more than your rent!” Me: nice so it’s more than $0

[@skoodge1340]

Ya, do I seriously give a fuck how spoiled a child is or what her dumbass opinion is?

[@Silver-gd9lg]

@@skoodge1340 Sad part is, she was basically forced into doing this stuff by her brother

[@apollo1573]

Joe B she was basically brainwashed

[@blueberryblues5644]

she said she was pushing bricks, it’s all bs bro

[@Dara.308]

I’m like: “We don’t rent, we own our house”

[@velileon101]

“I’m buying 100,000 dollars worth of IPhones” But shows up with 16,000...am I the only one questioning the math??? Or am I the dumb one?

[@briann6962]

The 16 was for the guy in front of line but he only too $800

[@velileon101]

Brian Neira-Reep well I don’t think that’s the case because the reporter didn’t say that the 16k was for her....he said she showed up with 16k at hand in general

[@reddysetgo1341]

I think she means when she resells the phones, she is gonna receive that much money

[@briann6962]

Veli Leon no she showed up with the 16k because thats the maximum amount of money she would be willing to spend to be first in line its presumed that the guy asked for 800 not realizing how much she really had

[@RyanStrainMusic]

Cash for the spot in line, debit card for the phones

[@johnscully2165]

She's definitely trying to make that money back now by buying PS5's

[@LachlanPhil]

For anyone that doesn't know, the guy in the Corvette burned his clutch out.

[@jackkraken3888]

Thanks I had no idea what was going on but I suspected it wasn't good.

[@horvathbenedek3596]

But how? I guess he was braking, and the clutch took the damage, but how good are those brakes if they can take the engine's full torque?

[@jackkraken3888]

@@horvathbenedek3596 That's a great question those brakes must be amazing or something.

[@LookingGlass69]

ha-ha

[@laidbacklocalproductions6717]

Thx

[@Rlogsdon100]

That dude just watched as his friend SMOKED his clutch lmao. Didn't say a word

[@bjoe385]

To be fair he did “put on a smoke show” and he burned a bit more than “$600”.

[@jermpunchy4653]

Bye bye 600 dollars?

[@Miakel]

@@bjoe385 I wonder how much a clutch costs in a corvette?

[@bjoe385]

Michael over $1700, including labour.

[@Miakel]

@@bjoe385 haha haha that is gold

[@mrkitloin]

10:43 when you accidently press the taunt button

[@球公鸡]

Lol

[@mickyflint]

had that happen a few times when learn in tf2

[@garyking1986]

For Honor

[@brainnotdetectedhurdedur]

For Honor Intensifies

[@Luka-zi9kv]

Team fortress 2 lol

[@eVieww]

"it wasn't the tyres" "what was it?" Oh no please never touch a fine car again XD

[@Theosyion]

My rent is nothing cause I’m homeless. *Checkmate*

[@hi2124]

Real Meat *well played*

[@quinngillis3772]

Then that means she was right my guy

[@christophervera7879]

@@quinngillis3772 r/whoosh

[@talkingconscience195]

😂🤣

[@charliebanfield8151]

Outstanding move

[@darst16]

That NASA one makes no sense. He didnt go to school and undergo intense training to learn the go pro. A camera is probably the last thing on his mind when is floating space trying to repair something.

[@caterpie4546]

I think it's less so about the astronaut not knowing what an SD is and more that whoever packed the gopro that they are sending into orbit forgot the SD card.

[@shaunhayes3072]

The guy floating in space did nothing wrong. He was politely trying to figure out how the fuck the scientists back on earth forgot to send a memory card

[@haqeeqee]

Why did he even need a GoPro tho? Didn’t he have a camera in his helmet?

[@christophharriso653]

It's all fake dude

[@DevilsAvocado69]

@@christophharriso653 Yip the earth is flat, queen is a lizard and bigfoot owns amazon.

[@BlackWat3rGTR]

"bye bye $600" "That'll be $4k for the repair sir"

[@brysonkuhn3290]

Poor clutch

[@professional_cynic98]

My guy was like “smoke means I’m doing something right”

[@anthonyskata]

Why did the guy filming not saying anything lmao.

[@chrisneto]

@@anthonyskata The camera man stepped in front of a revving car. I suspect they're all a little slow.

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

That was haaaaard to watch. Also . . . Everyone just let it happen.

[@sloppyphart7879]

That astronaut with the gopro was so wholesome. It was like something out of a cartoon.

[@TitoShamash]

It pisses me off how completely worthless people get paid to be completely worthless.

[@mrindia1]

O M E G A C R U S H Omg you can't be more right!!

[@JimsyFlimsy]

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Seriously. I cannot, for the life of me, find words that don’t make me sound too hateful while still making a point, but hey... we’re just KZbin comments. Pointless tidbits floating around cyberspace. The only time a well-thought-out idea is documented on the Internet is if A: you’re popular on Twitter, B: you’re a popular KZbinr, or C: you somehow turn the idea into a trend, perhaps originating from reddit.

[@JimsyFlimsy]

I mean, you *are* talking about Jake Paul, right?

[@mrindia1]

cashhh me outsiiidee...and hide yoo wives hide yoo kids

[@TitoShamash]

My original comment refers to Jake Paul, the twitch girl and that little girl. It is disgusting how true talent gets constantly overshadowed by morons.

[@gillbates5788]

Lil Tay's bro freestyling a remix of that sentence.

[@mevrouwroos]

Children flexing is the cringiest shit ever

[@Anipixelz]

Roos Rommens children with a toxic family that forces her to do things are the cringiest shit ever

[@YaMamasAss]

Roos Rommens She gets bullied by her family essentially to act like that. She's on the verge of tears through most of the video showing her brother talking to her like that and he just keeps laying into her.

[@mevrouwroos]

One Dixie Cup Just For You I didnt know that it was that bad, that's awful. I still find it extremely cringy in general, but fck I hope she gets out of that situation

[@YaMamasAss]

Fire Pitch Edgy

[@Kell-zy2xf]

i really looked for a kid flexing their muscles and i agreed that it was cringy.

[@octi-_-3777]

The nasa one shouldn’t be on this video. they’re not rocket scientist.

[@subwayracing]

Wait...o-o

[@TheVenice]

You dont need to be a rocket scientist to figure out a go pro but yeah I understand what u meant

[@DmadPs]

Aik0 u are dumb

[@TheVenice]

@@DmadPs sure

[@meatsacks1141]

That is the funniest thing I have ever read I just want you to know that

[@pablouwu2528]

The only bricks Lil Tay picked up were LEGO bricks XD

[@therelaxingend-calmmusic125]

And then it happened she forgot one Lego brick and you stepped on it you see that's how karma works it's ok don't cry you might live to tell the tale

[@niggatsfuusuwuej]

@@therelaxingend-calmmusic125 bruh

[@joekraft0562]

Orion Chairez what

[@thesusman6664]

@@therelaxingend-calmmusic125 ok this is a serious bruh moment

[@therelaxingend-calmmusic125]

That was the most random comment I have ever made

[@avazquez01]

“When I was 6 years old, I was living in Atlanta and I was broke as HEEEEELLLL but, one day I woke up and decided I wasn’t gonna be broke no more.” Yeah... a 6 year old woke up and realized what poverty and wealth was then decided she wanted wealth...

[@tpgmflint]

Child labour lmao

[@hunterhunter106]

I feel like she's making fun of all the get rich quick people on KZbin like tai Lopez

[@nag7254]

@@hunterhunter106 i thought that too, but she is what we thought she was making fun of.

[@joshmkl]

@@nag7254 she was forced into that shit tho. her dad took her tho, and released all the bs arround it, basically saved her life

[@arandomperson401]

She was homeless, so she bought a house. Flawless logic

[@por_tidge]

10:45 he wasn’t cocky, he just emoted by accident during battle

[@ninjastar.]

Lmao

[@rhysbuckeye3330]

Hello Rifty fish

[@thebuttermaster9618]

Lol

[@nandu6136]

@@rhysbuckeye3330 *gay

[@inutero3516]

Fortint bed

[@TBeim22]

The Velcro is a genius hack, ill be putting that in my pouch sealed by velcro so i know how to open it

[@Prevarant]

9:24 the facts that he finished 69th and the camera zoom is on his ass, makes it priceless.

[@bait5257]

😂😂😂

[@kyroblanck1563]

I don’t understand that one tho (sorry I ain’t native).

[@noahmarkwell7610]

Lmaooo 😂

[@minimaybe4419]

@@kyroblanck1563 69 is a sex position, so it showing his ass is funny because haha 69 sex number

[@axander9212]

WAIT I WAS SO CONFUSED. Every time I saw that clip I thought his body was a hand. I can’t even explain 🤣 how I thought it was a hand

[@vipakat3498]

"Verifiably, factually..." Yeah, if someone starts talking like this you know they don lying

[@cummerchant542]

When?

[@silverflight01]

I love how aware AT&T was of people mass-buying their phones to resell on eBay, so they put that phone buying limit.

[@tuckyking3399]

10:43 when you accidentally emote and can't cancel it

[@repme8984]

Lmao

[@j2bigd590]

What's an emote

[@littlemissalia2711]

Patiently waiting for a Whoosh comment

[@j2bigd590]

@@littlemissalia2711 r/whoosh

[@minimogamer6482]

da goat a emote is like a victory dance in a game

[@giraudy221]

5:20, how is that relevant? This is good advise, none of us heard that Velcro

[@noeyeguy]

I'm gonna use that tactic in the army, gonna see how it goes!

[@CBKwldge]

NoEyeGuy1 so long soldier.

[@becstar2099]

Mannnnn I wish he got more than $800 off her that would’ve satisfied my soul 💀

[@jibrankhantareen7300]

The blonde dude had morals, you can see it on his face he wasnt evil

[@iGuy28]

That's prolly why if you were in his position, _you wouldn't have gotten anything._ Greediness does no one no credit. He got a pretty good amount all the same.

[@akeiai]

should have waited for the XR lmao

[@joemon7463]

Marc rebillet

[@basscrackyt5663]

TreeMobile. Bruh the XR came out like 5 years after that clip was filmed

[@Southernswag8283]

7:25 I love his “friends” didn’t stop him from ruining his car’s clutch. They seriously sat their and kept filming lmao

[@spiritualeco-syndicalisthe207]

Hilarious how Logan Paul is in every single curb your meme compilation lmao

[@ABAlphaBeta]

The suet side forest

[@dreadlock375]

I'm surprised about how much dumb shit he posts.

[@i.pezzotti853]

@ABAlphaBeta; what are you doing here? Go back to your language evolution videos! >:(

[@HeyMario]

You guys don't realize it, but we are the ones being curbed from that velcro meme.

[@guyb6665]

"Bye bye $600" -Oh it's gonna be a whole lot more than that

[@ImTheMiddlBITCHxO]

Americans and cars 😂 How does he not realize it's the clutch?!?! Why is he just pushing down the brakes 😂😂

[@JetfireQuasar]

when he said that i was like, ive seen this type of thing before its more like bye bye $6 k

[@carlabrahamsson6989]

@@JetfireQuasar 6k, for clutch? Lmfao.

[@JetfireQuasar]

@@carlabrahamsson6989 comprehension fail

[@sergeantspeed5941]

@@ImTheMiddlBITCHxO aMeRiCaNs aNd cArS Shut up.

[@VoiceUnder]

The worst part about the nasa one was not that they forgot the SD, but weren't sure what "no SD" meant and needed to check

[@avazquez01]

The thing that makes Alinity’s vid being taken down even better is that it wasn’t actually Pewds who took down the video. At least from what I remember it wasn’t actually him who did it.

[@Purriah]

Alex Vazquez of course it wasn’t. Neither did she actually strike pewdiepies video, but the company she signed up with to do it for her did.

[@JumpFromWindow]

@@Purriah oh yes, so that's why she was saying "I'm gonna copystrike pewdipie", aha, makes sense

[@TelikiMouse]

@@Purriah she claimed multiple time that she was going to so it with a smile on her face yeah no XD

[@avazquez01]

Alias Fakename On the copystrike, it says Pewdiepie was the one behind it but, from what I remember in a video of his, he said he didn’t do it and someone used his name to copystrike her.

[@Purriah]

Teliki Mouse yeah she may very well have asked collab to strike it.

[@stick-itproductions.3307]

Lil Tay's brother must feel like a true man, stumbling over his own words, bullying his little sister like that. No wonder she has that kind of an attitude at such a young age.

[@Cxrcas]

Why did nobody tell him that he wasn’t spinning the tires?

[@oweeen976]

Ikr ruined his clutch

[@John-gx7io]

Some people just want to see the world burn (or a car)

[@Lemontarts01]

@@John-gx7io (their own car apperantly)

[@scottvelez3154]

8:02

[@sergeantspeed5941]

He deserves it. He's literally bathing in clutch smoke, and can't tell what that smell is, he shouldn't be driving a stick. 🙄 Novice.

[@TheToxiss]

who watched one curb your video and now is stucked in endless loop?

[@Jimbo386000]

I had one recommended to me and now I’ve been watching vids for like an hour…

[@bendees555]

It was Mr. Demon, the rapped that claimed to be a murderer what got me started today. Lol

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

Me. 😭 SEND HELP

[@rniewiarowski8703]

The Velcro screaming guy had me dying

[@dilemmalenae17]

I’m being honest when I say I completely LOST it 🤣

[@peterhooper2643]

"Tactical scream"

[@deadstreet1675]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Squee_666_9]

Didn't see that shit coming but my god that shit made my entire day

[@DiesNahts6969]

I love how lil tay`s brother cant even form a sentence

[@Hamburger_helper]

7:30 “bye bye $600” Lmao, it’s gonna be more than that buddy 😂

[@Hamburger_helper]

Kiefer Thompson so when he tried to do a burn out, he ended up burning up the clutch instead

[@alsettle2776]

"Was that the clutch?" smh!

[@jacobwebb8818]

Actually closer to $400

[@BibleNutter]

@@Hamburger_helper How did he burn up the clutch? What will that do?

[@gaymer815]

@@BibleNutter imagine putting your car in drive but it just revs like in natural and it smells really bad for a bit too Edit: you have to know how a manual transmission vehicle works to properly under stand but basically there is two plates in the transmission that push really hard against each other to connect the engine to the wheels so if the engine plate moves but the wheels plate stands still you can imagine how they would basically chese grate each other with friction

[@codster90]

astronauts in outer space, getting confused over the most simple piece of technology, has to be the best thing ever.

[@colesephhh9546]

No I think it was the ground crew who forgot to put in an SD card

[@theparodychannel7842]

Me a deadbeat watchin a dude LITERALLY IN SPACE make an error I do every day: WAT A LOSER

[@marTn3]

Well he is in space and brink of dieing every second and you are here on earth safe so stfu dip face

[@seishinaozora5839]

@@marTn3 He's joking. He literally called himself a deadbeat.

[@MrVG-qt8ob]

martin landin wtf is a dip face goofy ass git lmaoooo

[@marTn3]

@@MrVG-qt8ob idk I heard it in gta 5

[@john-michaelforrestall2537]

@@marTn3 are you 8 year’s old or just plain stupid?

[@benjaminwadsworth351]

Alinity: Aight imma copystrike this guy that has nothing to do with me. Pewdiepie: Gets her video about him taken down. Alinity: ‘surprised pikachu face’.

[@bagelhux8831]

pewdiepie didn’t strike it lol

[@bait5257]

@@bagelhux8831 he did and it was necessary

[@bait5257]

@@bagelhux8831 she did first for no reason so pewdiepie did

[@johndle5511]

At 7:50 it’s ok guys the tires were moving so fast that we didn’t see them actually spinning

[@Wadser]

What did they see in the car when they lifted the hood? Was something not connected?

[@maav12]

Wadser burned the clutch

[@sheixmusic]

He went so far and so fast that he looped around the earth and the only time we got a glimpse of him is when he got back to his starting position.

[@SuperRaijin]

@@Wadser when you do a burnout in a car with manual transmission, you let out the clutch pedal swiftly. He did it too fast and the clutch slipped against the engine, making it smoke until it was worn and burnt out

[@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM]

@@SuperRaijin : If you've got a powerful car like that, as soon as the clutch snatches, them weels should've broke traction. By the looks of it, the clutch was already on it's way out and slipping. Probably due to rough treatment, by this amateur.

[@cn-ml]

The NASA GoPro conversation is just hilarious

[@Ertyu922]

Lil tays brother stuttering so damn hard lmao

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

Y-y-y-you ir-ir-ir-irrelevant a-a-ass

[@AzraelFPV]

Isn't that lil pump

[@zulu1316]

Why did they just sit there and let him roast the clutch 😭😭😭😭

[@expohshappyhour1460]

Cuz they crazy

[@tywilkins2584]

I was gonna say the same thing. Those are some terrible friends..Or maybe the guy is an asshole, so they let him do it 😂

[@DansilSchroeder]

Because they're the shop owners who were going to replace the tires. Now they're gonna replace the clutch and make three to four times as much as for the tires.

[@peenusweenus3169]

Theres no way that guy even has a sense of smell. My clutch reeks after just backing out of my driveway.

[@joshm5816]

@@peenusweenus3169 He obviously can't hear good either. There is a distinctive sound when you roast tires especially in a stick shift.

[@olegreg3353]

The Velcro part was hilarious 😂

[@CronoXpono]

Definitely an amazing covert technique lol

[@thyhashbrown8298]

Aaahh

[@sukamedik9739]

AHH

[@Vinceweekly]

AHHHHHHH

[@oneDonly]

Yeah That was legit.

[@simongrindell8483]

I love the velcro one so much. Really made me laugh.

[@petroll.02]

Honestly i feel bad for lil tay. She is just used as a pawn by her corrupt mom and brother

[@ABAlphaBeta]

Welcome to the 21st century

[@titinielcrack9541]

I dont feel bad

[@meirfivenight3442]

skeylinktenking it wasnt her mom at all it was her brother

[@zztopz7090]

Partly bad upbringing, partly being spoiled. Your sympathy will end once you have to work with these people when they're grown up. It's up to her what she'll grow into in the end.

[@allisonfields3108]

@@zztopz7090 Okay-- but she's still a literal child. Why not show sympathy now, while she still deserves it? Sure, she may be spoiled, but it's not like she's old enough to have learned what it really means to have empathy. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to put that example out there for her, and to hope that things get better for her. Why is everyone so cynical anymore?

[@kevinthompson7401]

Let's admire that they willingly let him smoke his clutch while getting multiple camera angles.

[@SilentHotdog28]

It was great. I don't understand why it happened, all I know is that it was bad for the car......If you're not sure if something is a good or bad idea.....maybe it's best not to do it.

[@DansilSchroeder]

That's because they're going to be getting 3-4x more money now. They're the guys who will be replacing his shit XD

[@jakobmiller8020]

IKR he at the shop $$$😂

[@Cinzano296]

Smoke his clutch? You have to be in gear to do that, looks like he was just revving the engine in neutral

[@DansilSchroeder]

@@Cinzano296 doubtful.

[@mangamuscle98]

*HE CALLED US TWITCH TH0TS*

[@meatychunk7661]

@Christopher Crepon pewdiepie said it to some twitch streamers who are e whores

[@adamnash1770]

what is bread gods truth

[@adamnash1770]

She is literally an illegal immigrant and brags about it

[@DacStudiosEntertainment]

WPLU572 Trunked Radio best not to know

[@nftlproductions6047]

He ain't lyin'

[@gabby_5820]

The guy who was given $800 is a madlad lmfao

[@MrTigerlore]

That NASA GoPro meme was hilarious.

[@graham_lively1732]

Tiger H. Lore what exactly happened there

[@ToxicFlight]

KingTurny astronauts don't know what an SD card is

[@VulpeculaJoy]

"No FD" - as in no Flash Drive

[@elias_xp95]

Did the astronauts come down? Or did they send the SD card up?

[@memethief4113]

most likely neither, they probably had the SD card back in the station, remember it would cost millions, and months or years just to go back to the surface of earth, then back to the station

[@NLTops]

The one of the astronaut and the go-pro was so wholesome. It just goes to show that nobody can know everything.

[@tacenda3250]

Yeah. Even tech and engineering experts can't know every device in the world. Gives me confidence

[@TheMetalButcher]

@@tacenda3250 He knew. It's a sort of official language. You just can't be accusatory in those situations. "Hey y'all forgot the SD card" doesn't go over well. "What's this mean" passes the blame effectively without accusation. Think about how much technology those guys use on a daily basis. They're sharp as a razor. Same with the guy in the control room. Not quick to jump to conclusions, and instead insisting "we'll check" when he knows damn well someone fucked up.

[@David-oh8dl]

3:07 me trying to come up with a comeback after someone insults me

[@ateeelayyy3396]

Hahah lmao 😂 same tho

[@skywantsanacc]

alinity talking about a copyright strike while i just want to see the damn god of war gameplay