HOW IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO... [SUPER MARIO MAKER 2] [#23]

[@colt_x]

“Welcome back to sup, super Mario maker” *fox cuts in* “WHAT THAT DIET DO?!”

[@cheesypeezy3776]

Good one 😂

[@devsterroc8487]

This is gonna be it

[@CloakRyzn]

@NaCl_Legnd doesn't rhyme

[@TheOneAndOnlyCes]

This is definitely going to win 🤣🤣

[@ilovegames8287]

Colt Kram GENIUS!

[@omarvictoria2630]

I made a whole thanksgiving meal in the time his intro was done

[@alexpena9113]

Omar victoria +

[@zeo9445]

@@cdben4671 stfu

[@Commander_Shepard.]

@@cdben4671 :o

[@meliqz.3637]

@@zeo9445 DONKEY BITCH AHHHHH

[@djDCbro]

That’s it? I was able to make three😤😤. One for each year

[@Someone-nk2pf]

"I was about to start playing with my toys" -Dashie 2019

[@eit2000]

@Ryan Pena super mega pause

[@lilychu7311]

Matt Watson from Super Mega

[@friezafreaklmao5470]

pause

[@zeo9445]

@KLKPY stfu

[@AJ-ek2gj]

i-

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Level description: *You cannot stop running.* Dashie: *I'm gonna take my time with this.*

[@goldplatinumX]

“Y’all get 15% - I ain’t say 50, I said 15, hold up!!” 😂😂 Damn Voiceover Dashie cheaperrrr

[@Rm-je8pm]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@Densiozo]

"He's back, I was going to start playing with my toys" That's what she said

[@autumnbrittt3791]

I died when he said this 🤣

[@metsu1046]

Ultra mega pause

[@AmericaFORlife1]

Wissem Dens Corleone en

[@Redd93]

Threep! Take a telephone, stand next to it, have someone dial the number. Congratulations, that was a close call.

[@bryanslack8335]

top the to this Get

[@snowy1214]

.top the to this Get

[@Superr2]

...top the to this Get

[@jebreal6277]

....top the to this Get

[@wildbob7217]

.....top the to this Get

[@EdmondBrown]

*THREEP* Meet a beat producer, call him "Who". Congratulations, you just found out who was in the studio.

[@phanepacc5065]

Oh

[@SilentAndy]

That's actually a good one 😂👏👏

[@LoveYou-rt6bx]

Thats has to be next

[@gerechte1]

If only there was a band called "The Who"...

[@EdmondBrown]

@@LoveYou-rt6bx He used my threep's twice last year.🤣💙

[@dezYT]

“WELCOME BACK TO SOUP SUPER MARIO MAKER :demon voice: DASHIE LOOKIN CUTE”

[@kingjb554]

"Demon" , how dare you???!!?! That is Satan himself!

[@XLA-Archives]

@@kingjb554 Underrated comment

[@AJ-ek2gj]

he do doe I -NO STOP ! IM 12

[@RandomPerson-te7wd]

AJ 3:08 Look he said it himself 0>0

[@kevincaudle5732]

(Face Palm) You Meant Satan

[@EndingTrack05]

Dashie’s fast forward scream killed me 😭💀 33:40

[@brysongodo2369]

25:22 thanks so much for playing my level my boi! Yeah, that tornado part is a little tricky, it took me a few tries. Glad to be in the video nonetheless! 👍

[@SilentAndy]

Amazing level! 👏👏

[@TonyTarantula]

Oh you little wicked genius @Bryson Godo

[@drmoneko428]

I'm sad dashie skipped your level, it's really good

[@alanamendez2036]

I know I’m watching this super late but I loved the level design! The little houses were such a cute touch, so cozy haha.

Congratulations dashie for hitting 5 million subscribers. I’ve been supporting you back in the day when you made skits. I hope this channel can get 10 million subscribers because it honestly deserves it but yea hopefully whoever is reading this has a good day😀

[@yan3066]

You too brother ! ;)

[@jeianalottie]

Hyphy he don’t have 5 mil anymore he lost 20k subs

[@MisunderstooDJ]

THREEP!!!! Take the leader of a pack of wolves Make a wager with him Congratulations you now have the ALPHA-BET

[@MisunderstooDJ]

@@GalaxiePerfect thank you

[@MisunderstooDJ]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts thanks

[@Thewritingelf]

That's.... that's pretty good lmao

[@MisunderstooDJ]

@@Thewritingelf thanks

[@trellgotbeatz3599]

Okay... Now that was clever

[@morrison22]

42:07 - The description you explain of what to do at the end is hilarious. The verbal sound effects have me dying. Like I can’t stop laughing right now.

[@JeremyBX]

11:00 I never heard Dashie scream like THAT before.

[@jeianalottie]

Jeremy Boateng I know it was so funny I had commented indians because that who he sounds likw

[@Joshyboy225]

Welcome back to sup, super mario maker Barney’s after you! (Barney yells “AH-HYEY!!!!” in the distance, and also appears in one of the edits)

[@erick8850]

yessssss!

[@owthatshurtmydude]

Dashie be like:oh hell nan Barney be like: you be a snitch

[@ATraiN8384]

He’ll definitely do this one

[@chrisg3193]

King K Rool Fan it’s about time Barney makes a return, it’s been a minute 😂

[@HotDogSkins]

Wel come back to sup super Mario maker Barney’s after you HIGH YAIGHT!!

[@ovyto6267]

45:35... you can hear Dashie’s disappointment when he said “really?”

[@soldierfortress2518]

you mean 45:34

[@TheWereparadox]

Satan and Tina have a daughter. Congrats on their baby girl Satina. She wants to say hi to Dashie.

[@shuu1931]

😂😂

[@joeycabrera5710]

Satina born in 2k19aaa

[@Thatfiya3401]

Santana WHERES molly

[@cameronb7161]

They made Dashie the godfather of Satina.

[@obieoguejiofor7994]

😂

[@ilyftyt]

People that watched Dash when he played Happy Wheels can like this

[@jairo7854]

🍪

[@abbyvance4387]

Dash, my sisters and I were talking and we really appreciate all you do and how you work so hard to incorporate your fans with your work. We love you, keep up the good work ma boi!!

[@Multitaco46]

THREEP! Get a horse. Name it "Your Diugh". Have baby girl ride the horse. CONGRADULATIONS Baby Girl just rode Your Diugh!!!!

[@burgxz291]

Multitaco45 incestral

[@phanepacc5065]

I wish but im lonely

[@GoldRaven-oe4by]

Everytime dashie plays this game he loses 1 month off his life

[@darienj2662]

goldtitan 337 , if that’s the case then that means he had immortality

[@darienj2662]

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts , you’re right , and he does all of this just for us , now that’s what I call a AMAZING KZbinr

[@TriniLush7]

goldtitan 337 lmao he needs to stop 😂😂😂

[@Densiozo]

Bro it's good for his heart

[@___Neopolitan]

Time Of Death: Never Gonna Happen Cause Of Death: Nothing RAGE: Infinite

[@Nemanjaftn]

42:10 Greatest Dashie explanation to a level ever

[@jon-um9im]

6:00 : “I’m going through the door” 6:01 : *Katy Porter Ad plays*

[@PartyInk]

18:42 lmao this made me crack up in the middle of the night like crazy. But wtf was that my boy😂

[@Bean__.]

“WELCOME BACK TO SUPE! SUPER MARIO MAKER, SIXFTH IS 3 TIMES 2!”

[@thefakeericmitchell6028]

....

[@zoratsu]

lol that's pretty good!!

[@xxdavidxx3605]

I like that

[@imsleepin.]

i made this is episode 15 hopefully you get it in

[@johngarfield5894]

"dachie" "dachie" "dachie" where the 5x tees at. Your boy is SUPER THICC, but love the merch. You probably won't read this but much love watch on the regular. Like you always say my boy. Keep it going

[@joshuaharris5032]

DACHIE GET MA BOY DOME 5x TEES HE THICC AND SEXY

[@KoreSanity]

DASHEET! DASHEET! MY BOI REALLLL THICC GET HIM SOME 5x PUH-LEASE

[@thachocolategod]

THICC BOIS NEED LOVE TOO MAH BOI SHHHIIIIYYYAAATTT!

[@joshuaharris5032]

@@shadow7654619 shut the fuck up

[@jasongooni4900]

@@joshuaharris5032 no u

[@o_ber]

11:11 Dashie saying “Ok, here we go. Where am I going?” triggered my Google home to show the Dusty Springfield studio album

[@devonted1018]

Dashie: let's get it. *gets killed instantly*. 😂

[@justanotherpersononyoutube665]

Dash: How do you spell arithmetic? Siri: *ArithMADICK* Me: arith your WHAT?

[@md3gaming61]

I miss Dashie’s Mortal Kombat skits

[@KazTheGoat12]

MD3Gaming yeah I miss nightmare cinemas as well. He hasn’t posted in like 6 years

[@oscarpena3285]

"Bien-venidos a Super Mario Maker Aho-ra en es-pañol"

[@keishafranklin4688]

welcome back to supe super mario maker wish that i dont lose

[@spyda1221]

Mi gusta

[@juan_4686]

o si sí si sí si sísisí si sí si sí si sí.

[@atomplays5826]

Es muy bueno

[@trainerkai1313]

Muy bien

[@jaimeisreal]

At 9:29. "Okay, nah I got this, it's simple...YEET!" _~Dachie 2019_

[@jeianalottie]

Jaime iz Real hah what’s that yeet

[@msxfroggy]

Jaime iz Real I was just about to comment about this .😂😂 but ain’t gone do it cause ion wanna still yo credit .💀

[@Tokaint]

Threep!!!!! Take some tea, put it in the refrigerator, spit some fire bars, congratulations you now have Ice-T

[@MrSnip3r42]

16:05 That boeiiiiing killed me dash 😂😂

[@phanepacc5065]

THREEP!!! TAKE A DORITO! SET IT ON YOUR SHOULDER! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU NOW HAVE A CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER!!!

[@phanepacc5065]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Yep. Bobby wanted those Doritos but he doesn't deserve them cause he hasn't even given back them five dollars

[@phanepacc5065]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Omfg I love those I wish news was actually like that lol

[@phanepacc5065]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I know I seen it. I love it😂

[@silviegutz]

It’s so funny because it’s so random 😂

[@ernestogarzajr4992]

That was clever lol

[@holyknight7632]

"Don't trigger the bomb or it's on" he says, but notice he doesn't say "like donkey kong".😂

[@gonchi9657]

9:31 The best troll skill which Dashie suffers

[@Anti-heroine91]

Dashie be jinxing himself all the time lol

[@MrXman197]

33:08 Dashie loves to jinx himself at this point 😂

[@VadoseFish]

46:05 Anybody else suspicious about that P door at the end?

[@ex10do15]

Yooooo wtf I didn’t even notice that

[@72olds455]

I seen it too, I think the other door is maybe hidden behind the saw in the spike / on off dash section. Dev exit probably.

[@adderzero600]

Saw it Could it be a cheap shot ? I.ll rewatch the level on 0.25x speed

[@siegfriedchulainn88]

THere is also a shell jump through the cloud that goes straight to the end

[@j.dplayer8272]

These creators don't know how to hide the dev exit😂 u gotta be sneaky

[@itriggerpeople4433]

No one: Dashie: How in the "ENTIRE WORLD"

[@ricbulow]

"How long is this intro???!" 2:34 Dashie... That's how long!

[@emilmartinez1786]

19:53 “somebody just farted”😂

[@teubert2]

I can hardly believe he said it after I just farted :O

[@saul_goodman15]

@@teubert2:o

[@launlaun330]

Did anyone else hear “While we’re at it” “Wild rat” “For Real” “Woah man” “Wow Rad” At 6:36😂

[@ronanmalley]

Wild rat

[@StormyWeathurr_YT]

And Warren 😂

[@mythicalmunk1273]

I heard "coray"

[@primeoxzy]

Whoah rat

[@dariuscalvo3737]

Last level was the smoothest thing dashie has ever done

[@yakctwotimezs8500]

*threep* Take a slow person. Starve em. Congratulation. They *FAST* NOW get it.....no.....ok

[@davidhall1646]

bruh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@bryanslack8335]

Make this number 1

[@basielu]

LMFAOOO

[@ytgjay1308]

Damn trying to get the joke made me the slow person.

[@ShortButFun]

Lmao took me a second 🤣

[@StriderStryker]

6:28 _So this is how Barney feels when he’s in _*_hell._*

[@papabilby8855]

9:28 My guy made some wierd sound when he jumped. I’m rolling over here.

[@jesssicaher]

Yo that shit has me weak LMAO 🤣🤣

[@Red-cm3ho]

Oh my god I didn’t even notice until this comment!!! 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@StormyWeathurr_YT]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexbroker7410]

I have never cheered so hard in my life for that last level! DASHIE ROCK ON!!!

[@rapidmontheawesome6343]

Satan intro: WELL COME BACK TO SUP. SUPER MARIO MAKER DASHIE SHOW THAT DIUGH

[@angelolagrutta4679]

34:00 you were about to play with your toys but I didn’t hear a pause 🤭

[@Speedcell16]

“Fingers so thic they can’t grip.” - Lion 🦁 😂😂🎮

[@Yasmin-hk1wu]

I love that yoshi’s calm yag yong 42:13 to 42:15 🤣

[@yaboimankas3363]

9:29 my man said:”heeh”

[@kickedcrow]

"Welcome back to sup, Super Mario Maker, this game is bull bull!"

[@_zay_8358]

Dashie should create his own “intro” merch. It’s basically a bunch of discounted snacks and juice🤣🤣🤣

[@Andie143lovesanime]

29:27 I always repeat this part, that scream was 😂👌

[@anthonyundead6309]

"I AHHHH I appreciate that" Changed his voice

[@aem0dew]

14:13- Me when I take a math test 😂

[@arodriguez8762]

9:20 best troll ever in Dashie history

[@pireway]

9:25 when that thwomp faked his ahh out, had me rolling 😂😂

[@lewiff]

“Welcome back to Supe, Super Mario Maker. Spyda exposed you.” (For killing Yoshi at the end when you didn’t have to.)

[@NintendoGirl49]

16:10 The dance of Dashie, Mario, and Goomba 😂😂😂😂

[@TheGreatCalamity]

Those last few moments near the end made it seem like a professional speedrunner

[@kauczki9960]

THREEP! Take Winnie the Pooh, feed him Cookie Dough, Congratulations, you now have the Diugh inside the Puh!

[@kauczki9960]

@Spencer Root Came up with it a couple of weeks ago and been trying to get it in a SMM2 video. I'm actually quite proud of it 😉😋

[@zoriental]

Malik Kauczki this should be a threep dashie says lmao

[@xenobestx8423]

Good one lmao

[@IdontreallyknowX]

😂

[@zoratsu]

aahahahaaaa!!! that was awesome! oh shit, made me cry laughing so much

[@SB.714]

1:03 he no damn well he had subtitles telling him what to say🤣🤣 you ain’t slick ma boi🤣🤣

[@Qafdz]

THREEP! Take the homie King Boo and tell him to make the level harder. Congratulations, you now have a ghost of a chance.

[@KDoeBeatz]

The homie Shadow!!!!!!!! 34:59

[@Bobo-Nose]

33:07 Uh my dude, you ain't killed me yet.

[@egotbeats]

“regular dashie go. I’m outta breath”. Gotta love dashie lol

[@scorpiovixen]

ebeatz210 LMFAOOOO I kept replaying that

[@egotbeats]

spoiled brat 😂

[@anonymousbanana204]

THREEP Play granny. Look at granny. Congratu- Hold on that b*tch looks like Tina.

[@Gokublack-rm3gh]

Are you talkin about Tina from Bob's burgers

[@solobk4447]

@@Gokublack-rm3gh are you new to this channel??

[@adrianvelazquez6858]

@Kyree Mcelrath damn mah boi. Straight off the back

[@solobk4447]

@@adrianvelazquez6858 I mean he has to be new, no way you've already been watching Dashie and you say something stupid like that

[@slim.221]

Ok furry

[@田-r6k]

Threep! Take a potion of thanks, give it to someone. Congratulations, you now have thanksgiving

[@neftaliquintana9010]

Welcome back to sup, super Mario maker, bb likes you too. (Dance with bb at the beginning of the video)

[@saucyyyyyshawnnn7068]

6:48 why did it sound like he was screaming "ALRIGHT"

[@MsJ3mmA]

The funniest episode by far i have watched. Literally left me breathless

[@aboodking621]

I need a "Sometimes you don't have to be a thug about it" shirt PUIGHHleeeaaaase

[@Mreger450]

THREEP ! Play any song from "Wu tang clan" to Dashie Dashie : "WU WAS IN THE STUDIO ?!"

[@tectoonz5624]

8:48 "but theres that pipe to the top too, it makes you wonder.... I have time to do it...." No Pause???

[@TJJohnson92]

@7:49 this cat's starting to get real creative with his advertising lmao

[@godlygamer443]

"welcome back to sup super Mario maker" * Satan cuts in*" what does that mouth do"

[@Snow-sf4kj]

'Welcome back to sup, Super Mario Maker, no more puh for you!" Dashie please see this :0

[@chillaxdude4.073]

I replayed 16:10 so many times it’s the fact that the lady is literally ON BEAT TO THE SONG 😂

[@javiergutierrez6713]

“Bien venidos a, super Mario maker, hablo español” please like this so dashie can use it please🥺😔

[@ultrixsoma2736]

More like "Bienveni dos de vuel ta, a Super Mario Maker, hablo español!"

[@jamila9769]

Trash

[@J-SM0KE26]

Jamil A bro no one likes you

[@meliqz.3637]

@@ultrixsoma2736 it doesn't really fit in with the beat tho, in the beginning

[@vamphunterz1940]

THREEP! Meet the Flash, tell him to go back in time, Congratulations you just had a Flashback😅

[@EdmondBrown]

Harvard wants to connect with you.

[@wesleyhites02gt19]

32:52 : When the homie is driving crazy in his new car

[@markymarkg650]

Threep! Take Dashie’s controller! Swap it out with Satan’s diugh! Congratulations! Dashie is now playing with Satan’s diugh!

[@adrianvelazquez6858]

PAUSE ON THAT SHIT

[@playboibrayy7532]

“Welcome back to supe, super Mario maker, I just need sum puh”

[@IndigoSeth279]

24:53"Let me drink some of that cold ass tea now!" At first, I thought he said "some cold ass Tina !" XD

[@phanepacc5065]

I just now heard it lmao

[@armani5064]

9:31 Lol that boi Dashie said "Heeee"

[@Slymandy1]

43:23 i felt that in my soul. XD

[@brckosnjbrc4339]

0:35 "Drink juice butt" - Dashie 2019

[@rocketpopsicle8653]

DASHIE!!! Pls know that we do love watching your luigis mansion videos, don’t sleep ON DA GAME MA BOI

[@yoohayden7898]

“Welcome Back to sup-super Mario Maker” “ No More Snacks For YOU” Dash Please use this :)

[@tylerlatiff5466]

46:05 they got a dev exit p switch door

[@xosavage4936]

Threep! Go Outside , Punch The Street . Congratulations You Are Now A STREET FIGHTER !!

[@crosssquirrel4293]

For those who noticed, there is an alternate route or ending for the last level.. LEt's see if you find where it is :D In that speedrun :D

[@egregiousarts6088]

Vine above the thwomp on the Yoshi screen...? I saw the vine at 41:38 in real time, but slowed it down to see it becomes visible AS SOON AS the thwomp hits the ground. I hope I'm right, I don't own this game, but I love Dashie, lol.

[@AimYTYT]

9:25 gotta admit that's a good one

[@CookiePieMonster]

Who remembers: Dashie in an attempt at an english accent: *Bahuhls of waer*

[@dbevans1328]

Dashie'S ARITHPUHTHICCCCCCNESS is out of control

[@xpmyt341]

34:51 shadow?