{YTP} ~ Postman Tap Delivers Fake Letters

[@jimmyoakmeister]

I showed this to my dad when it came out years ago and he still picks up a cake and goes "It's my cake now, thank you very much!"

[@breakfast7595]

Your dad's an OG

[@chibipurpleguy7222]

That's so flipping wholesome! 😭❤

[@spongebot64]

plot twist: your dad is Postman Tap

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Did he say it "with a laugh" and closed the door?

[@ewanfawkes2708]

Said your dad with a laugh.

[@AuroraKnux]

This is one of those videos where literally the entire thing is quotable.

[@joeysomething1765]

AuroraKnux Now then JeJ, don't you give my donuts away. EeEeEeEeEe.

[@archimedes157]

Oaooah. All the letters are fake

[@Real_Iron_Smith]

" Time To Run Away!", Tap said with a laugh.

[@DeeandEd]

"Tap showed the twins his CCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOards."

[@IRISHROVER-ub2ob]

Tap bought six chocolate kittens

[@BanditOfBandwidth]

"Well," said Tap. "Time to run away." Has pretty much become my "It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything" response.

[@LiquicitizenAntoine]

3:38 almost eight years later and I still think this is one of the best YTP jokes ever.

[@SonicPman]

Took me a second time to get it. DaThings has always been in a league of her own.

[@Shifsabre]

Not to mention just before when he silently takes Sam Walden's gift without a word

[@TheBadBuffalo]

This video has aged like fine wine, I come back way later and I notice things I never would’ve seen when it was originally released

[@System.10]

@@TheBadBuffalo Same here, first time watching it in years, and there are tons of jokes that I actually get now, which just makes it funnier!

[@RCLeahcar]

Granny Dryden was busy cooking poo. "Gross". said Tap. "I need a new battery in my hearing aid." *she hears through her sweater* "ERR AH ERR!"

[@masterspartanchief33]

"Toast!"

[@zaczac5281]

' UheaehU '

[@Lucario0007]

Tap walks off

[@breakfast7595]

Tap's just like "aight I'mma head out"

[@ControlledBrutality]

"I also attempted to mold the source character into a new one with a fixed personality, but that didn't work as well as I'd hoped." Sure it did. Tap is a certifiable badass who will break down your door, considers himself to be Batman, and is at war with the quiet English countryside for outing him as a furry.

[@BalrogGameRoom]

"It's my cake now, thank you very much!" I died

[@PeterOwenReal]

R.I.P. in peace

[@Kreinsamer]

R.I.P. in peace = Rest in peace in peace

[@PeterOwenReal]

I know

[@The328th]

***** When you said you died... After reading your comment I'M NOT JOKING, I STARTED TO CHOKE ON SPIT, MY THROAT STARTED TO SWELL A LITTLE, AND I COULDN'T BREATH FROM LAUGHING. I ACTUALLY NEARLY DIED.

[@radicalmayonnaise7842]

***** It's nobodies now because... I ATE IT.

[@SlayerTank99]

What's the point of locking your door if Tap can break through it?

[@whamer100]

͠o _ ͡o

[@lewisbianco8951]

This comment has left me in stitches! xD

[@releasethekraken5039]

Lemme check the time, yeah it's about that time. **falls off the chair sideways**

[@IMCR8Z]

*Tap

[@ruthmcnally310]

It's to delay him slightly so you have more time to escape.

[@Asklepios27]

"it was a spatula, but he was keeping it"

[@Icykrissy]

Sounds like Lana Del Rey lyrics lmao!!

[@EliasFlinter]

+Asklepios27 “Now then Jej, don’t you give my donuts away!”

[@omegawilliam95s36]

Mrs. Goblins was on the lookout for Tap. She was very pleeeeeased!

[@Mary-th8po]

"Hello, Tap", she said.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Goodbye

[@SpeedySPCFan]

*IT'S MY CAKE NOW.*

[@emzedjiklool511]

He showed the twins his *COOOOOOOOOO* cards.

[@AnotherCriticalKnob]

Time to beat Speeds into the ground ;)

[@janeappleseed2154]

@@AnotherCriticalKnob you should go

[@cubruce1103]

Thank you very much.

[@1273poopoo]

Speeds was busy cooking poo 💩

[@juliav8159]

"George Lancaster showed Tap his special prize hens." "Cool story, George." said Tap. That will never get old for me.

[@oogity-swoogity]

I heard it as 'strawberry' Merry 4 years of your comment being here

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

i fucking love the new KZbin analytics they have on the videos. it shows what part of the video is played the most, and its the "UH AH UH" part

[@CrashFan03]

I wanna hear that one unedited lol

[@Britti_Kitti]

0:15 "He picks up his van." I lost it only fifteen seconds in.

[@RCLeahcar]

I couldn't even make 'Postman Cat!" :P

[@Britti_Kitti]

RCLeahcar I just almost made it! x3

[@whamer100]

I laughed before the video knowing that it was made by DaThings1

[@Britti_Kitti]

Wow. You, my friend, have a sense of humor!

[@Arkhaismos]

EyelessWhatever same XD

[@grannydrryyy8112]

In case you're wondering, yes, I really do hear through my sweater.

[@1whoDoesSimply]

1:32 - 1:40 i sing this to myself sometimes. This is the most incredible 8 seconds i've ever witnessed.

[@sparrow4852]

Lyrics: Ohm buh hwa Ohm buuh hhwaa Ohm BomBomBomBeeBo BaDomBomBomBomBeeDo Ouuumm BomBomBom _D I D D L Y_ DomBom OhmPoBomBeeDomPomPoDoe BomPomPeeOhmOoouuhmPoDom _D I D D L Y_ PomPaDomPopeOhmOhmPompDom (This took… longer than anticipated…)

[@pennycat6317]

It's such a simple tune but it gets lodged in my brain once in a while

[@BLMT-df4on]

​@@sparrow4852the twins were looking at ponies.

[@t0mbst0neyt]

​@@BLMT-df4onTap showed the twins his CCCCCCCOOOards

[@lolmetaknight]

"you really should lock your door!" "Pat feels he's Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" just fucking gold

[@Wasmachineman]

3:10 "She gave him a glass of Ar-Sen-Ic" that had me on the floor laughing, brilliant!

[@bromodragone8405]

You weren't the only person on the floor.

[@Jordaru]

Most YTPs leave me simply laughing my head off uncontrollably. This one nearly killed me.

[@thesnesgeek]

Was is that good?

[@ruthmcnally310]

'Cool story Jorda.' Said Tap

[@somedude5644]

ruth mcnally old ponies! :)

[@WingedEternitys]

Jordanory you literally just said the same thing but in different words..

[@Jurassicparkatmospheres]

I had to pause the video because I thought I was going to die laughing, my internal organs were so sore and I had a big wet cough afterwards. Best ytp I've seen in ages

[@EliasFlinter]

Lyrics Postman Cat Postman Cat Postman o' SOS Postman Pat 5x) in Black & White Euueh He picks up his van Postman Pat Postman Pat Aallaa All the letters are fake Pat feels he's a postman Everybody Dance Now Ooroor Pat can break trough your door You really should lock your door Tap feels he's Batman

[@sprinter156]

He says 'Toastman Pat' twice after 'he picks up his van'

[@AmberTheFangirl]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@CappyDash]

It was a spatula, but he was keeping it.

[@xaptus]

Now then JeeJ, don’t you give my donuts away.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Mrs. Goblins was looking out for Tap. She was very pleeeeeesed

[@NoReplyAsset]

"Tap arrived just in time to beat Thompson into the ground" rip me

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

I love how Tap ALWAYS batters the door down when he goes somewhere... Resistance is futile.

[@GLaDOS551]

garyrary is very scaryrary. he and larryrary eat berryrerries on the ferryrerry be waryrary. we're thinking he's also a furryrurry.

[@dragonslair951167]

Bounty: 15 frarfs.

[@gagedickerson1162]

"Also, he ****'s everyone. Most often against their will. That's kinda illegal.

[@lindajackson8936]

Barryrarryrarry? It will only take a minute...

[@andymate2006]

He was born in Battle Creek, MI. Not like it matters. Last I checked the areas of people’s brith aren’t enough to go on as far as criminals.

[@zerooption199]

This is beautiful

[@KeithOlleng]

Tap showed the twins his COOOOOO-ards.

[@YoumuHoover]

1:12 One envelope had a drawing of a cat on it. But how did everyone know that he was a furry? He kept it a secret for all these years and now they all knew.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

“Let me wish you a Happy Basement Virgin Life, too…UwU!”

[@Boobquake]

"F*ck you, said Tap."

[@reecelaidler5383]

F*ck you said tap

[@neptunenix2000]

@@sprtsfanatic1 "F**k you!" said Tap.

[@magentasky234]

@@neptunenix2000 Tap bought six chocolate kittens.

[@pov_music]

'Uh Ahh Uh' A statement often made when having little idea how to respond to a geriatric requiring a new battery in their hearing aid. BTW where can I get a steering wheel covered in poo? I'd like to show it to the wife because she would be pleased.

[@dwightschrute900]

Time stamp?

[@NinjaDuckie]

I've spent literal years quoting this back and forth with friends. Thank you so much. "Oh... goodbye" still kills me, every time

[@JordeXX01]

Rest in peace, Ken Barrie! thanks for being such great YTP material

[@Ryotaiku]

"It was a leather bound bible." "...Oh..."

[@LordVader1094]

Noice profile picture

[@sninctbur3726]

+Ryotaiku "Goodbye..."

[@Ryotaiku]

LordVader1094 Thanks. I hear that a lot.

[@nakoete8521]

Postman Pat is an atheist CONFIRMED

[@Ryotaiku]

STFUImBigBoned This is Postman Tap, his evil twin.

[@GoldenDragonLord.]

"She gave him a glass of arsenic" XD

[@AmberTheFangirl]

MISS HUBBARD DRANK AND DRANK AND DRANK

[@shawndagould6557]

@@AmberTheFangirl SHE GAVE HIM A STEERING WHEEL COVERED IN POO

[@AmberTheFangirl]

‘Thats just lovely!!’ (i think thats what he said) hahah

[@danielbyrne9007]

@@AmberTheFangirl Miss Hubbard has a alcohol addiction

[@reecelaidler5383]

Amber The Fangirl I’ll show it to the wife heh

[@zenith8417]

3:38 This joke is too clever for me.

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

oh shit there are people watching this

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

"We've made cake!" " *Grabs cake* It's my cake now, thank you very much!" "Said Pat with a laugh." *Pat casually walks out the door, closes it behind him. Quickly drives off*

[@TheAndrewj96]

UUUHH AHH UUUHH

[@Spell-1up]

TheAndrewj96 2:57

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I need a new battery for my 'earin aid.

[@lozza9954]

Lol what does that even mean

[@cateye008]

(She hears through her sweater.)

[@bigj6973]

"How did everyone know he was a furry? He had kept it a secret for so long."

[@deffdefying4803]

Postman Pat's many names: Postman Pat Postman Tap Toastman Pat Postman Cat PostmatSOS Batman (Pat-man?) Pastman Pot Tat

[@stevenyangkun]

in ytp version

[@NurseValentineSG]

"It's my cake now, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" said Tap with a laugh. I can't breathe.

[@Filthma]

2:56 "Euuh aa huuE" is still my favourite line.

[@thescarvedinsect]

1:53 *"'It's my cake now, thank you very much!' said Tap with a laugh."*

[@harry.t.radio95237]

It’s the highlight of the video.

[@BLMT-df4on]

[erratic, upbeat notes]

[@onemoregain1927]

Pastman Pot, time-travelling superhero. Bringing us the weed of yesterday today!

[@breakfast7595]

Man that'd be a fucking disappointment. Postman Tap coming through with seed filled schwag. I'd be like dude, gtfo.

[@mobu99]

2:55 its been 10 years and i still say "uh ah uh"

[@chariot_requiem]

3:02 words can't describe how hard I laughed.

[@Icykrissy]

Same holy shit... This is gold

[@ryant.taylor310]

+GrumpFan12 Yeah man I couldn't stop, either XD

[@laurasensei6446]

me too😂

[@ivysinistra]

UHH AHH UHH

[@stevenyangkun]

Hello censored?

[@adakid1]

Pat can break through your door... You should really lock your door. HEHEH

[@Borgmatha1027]

2:18 made me laugh more than it should have.

[@PhillipH-san]

cOOL stORy, George.

[@ScoutTrooperTK]

I could've sworn he said "Cool strawberry, George!"

[@trevorp8124]

While back I was working records at a library and found a profile for a fellow named George Lancaster. It was not at all easy explaining why I was laughing about it for like a full minute

[@EcilaQueen]

Tap arrived just in time to beat Thompson to the ground. "Time to run away!", said Tap with a laugh. Nice horror movie material right there.

[@joshuaobrien4479]

I wish I could pick up my van. :(

[@Gasoline85]

Pat is secretly The Hulk.

[@joshuaobrien4479]

Gasoline85 The British Hulk?

[@Gasoline85]

Yeah. ;)

[@joshuaobrien4479]

Gasoline85 Awesome! :D

[@taomasterwaka6287]

He's the postman we need, but not the one we deserve

[@Successkid2014]

The twins were looking at ponies, lol

[@Marmalade000000]

Regarding Granny Dryden, in those days hearing aids had a separate battery pack that you'd put in your pocket to adjust the volume.

[@kenetickups6146]

*The More You Know*

[@cyrilkubat4332]

02:37 Comrade Tap, Comrade Tap, Comrade Tap... Anyway, great job, man! Love it!

[@bridgetoneill9684]

Postman Cat Postman Cat Postmatsos--*BEEP* Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat in black and white Ehh He picks up his van Postman Pat, Postman Pat Ohh All the letters are fake Tap feels he's a postman Everybody dance now ErrE! OhyhO He he, he he Tap can break through your door You really should lock your door He he Tap feels he's Batman

[@jakeollyb]

+Bridget O'Neill - Beautiful

[@Minibac]

It was a spatula. But he was keeping it

[@ndrew_B]

Now then JeJ, don't you give my donuts away.

[@ndrew_B]

Alenennellaaneanallanaeeadanadalaaa

[@rosiegirling11]

It was a spatula, But he was keeping it.

[@apinakapina]

"It's my cake now" still cracks me up.

[@dwightschrute900]

2:59

[@Napalm30308]

I just want to say that ten years after the fact I still randomly remember "Postman Tap inblackandwhite" and it still makes me chuckle

[@MrCelroy]

Shit his voice actor died. RIP.

[@LawnBowlerUK]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@SoniMarSponge]

He was a great person, making kids smile with his amazing cartoon. RIP

[@sprinter156]

Postman Cat, Postman Cat, Postman Zouz. Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat in black in white... Loved the postman cat bit and also 'Its my cake now, thank you very much! Said Pat with a laugh'.

[@sprinter156]

"Ah! He picks up his van. Toastman Pat, Toastman Pat''. This is funny

[@UncleExplosion]

Lee Mcvittie "She gave him a steering wheel covered in poo." That's when I died.

[@massproducedeva_]

" We've made cake! " " It's my cake now, thank you very much. "

[@Mae-Tai]

3:45 always has me in fits of laughter, hilariously dark 😄

[@acfreak55]

You really should lock your door

[@rachelwalker7776]

HEHEHHEHHE

[@acfreak55]

+Kazilinho WH It was a spatula but he was keeping it.

[@reecelaidler5383]

Now then jej don’t you give my donuts away

[@brandonhill1751]

Tap thinks he's batman

[@ditavoncheese1680]

This is one of the funniest KZbin poops I've ever seen, hands down.

[@sninctbur3726]

Go to 0:13 and turn auto-captions on... you won't regret it.

[@UncleExplosion]

+Turd Ferguson XD just keeping them on for the whole video is amazing

[@BetaDude40]

+Turd Ferguson It's even better when the auto captions say exactly what was actually said.

[@rosiegirling11]

I'm an a** XDD

[@rosiegirling11]

I'm an a** XDD

[@stevenyangkun]

01:58 sit down

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Its crazy that this is over 10 years old

[@watrainbows]

i love how tap kicks down every door he comes to

[@KaylovefromSteam]

0:40 ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN!!!

[@hadz5937]

This is an absolute gem. Cannot believe its up after all this time. I remeber watching this aswell as Fireman Sam celebrates christmas is easter. That ones gone but im so glad this remains. Takes me back to a bygone era.

[@JumboDS64]

1:46 You sneaky little son of a b i t tern

[@pikminfan6778]

Son of a bittern.

[@patclifton4316]

1:58 Are you ok Postrunden?

[@drag0nmistr3ss54]

"Tap feels he's Batman." OMGOSH I'M DYING! X'D

[@MrMaddenman4]

When he flicks the guy off I almost spat out my coffee XD

[@dontspikemydrink9382]

??? you call miss hubard a guy?

[@capt.haxxorzz5957]

"We've made cake" "Its my cake now thank you very much" 😂😂😂

[@andymate2006]

I wonder if the original voice actor who did Postman Pat saw this before he died?

[@GLaDOS551]

This is the bedtime story that I'm going to tell my children before their high school at least! XD

[@abstractgrant]

Can't believe we're coming up on the ten-year anniversary of this video.

[@jacksim5759]

Postman T4p for the anniversary celebration i hope :D

[@PoisonousPen]

It was a spatula, but he was keeping it to himself.

[@zorgo12]

"Basically this guy goes around in a red van, delivers fake letters and trolls the entire community. We're thinking maybe we should do something about it" love that article!

[@FriendlyKat]

0:34 Welp. I didn't last long.

[@harry.t.radio95237]

Postman Tap has raised an army of his own clones. He’s going to be delivering fake letters on mass.

[@pikminfan6778]

0:24 "Those letters are fake! They're all from a very mean postman. Look at the envelopes!" - Ollie the Friggin' Reindog

[@SiblingsSpillingTea]

You really should lock your door...

[@Gasoline85]

Exactly. There's no point in locking it, if Tap's just going to barge in regardless.

[@DunkleCobro]

*Hee, hee...*

[@danielbyrne9007]

3:24 BIG missed opportunity

[@losiglowful]

Yeah. Hens....or.....

[@mweatherhogg]

Or what

[@WolfieRich1]

0:13 had me in fucking stitches "UUURH!"

[@LachiBoii]

It's even better with subtitles on XD

[@silverluigi999]

This is exactly what the Postman Pat movie should be.

[@davidrule385]

Should've been, if it weren't for those creepy Pat Bots.

[@CplYakob]

15 frafs is the going bounty for Furries round these parts.

[@taicanium]

I'm not even going to mention the bounty for pastmen.

[@CplYakob]

Degenerates are ruining this quint village and stealing our cake!

[@HonoraryAperture]

The children are dealing guns, you can protect yourself using them. Also, be sure to lock your door, and know that he can break through it.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@CplYakob Good point, stop stealing our cake. ;)

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

please no tap fursonas

[@zappodude7591]

I’m surprised the reverend can even stand to live in this town. Then again, he might be just as corrupt as Tap himself. You can never really tell where all those frarfs have been, I suppose.

[@ArtVandelay592]

This was really phenonmal! The sentence mixing was top notch and cracked my shit up like you can't believe. Keep up the good work man. This was really awesome. :)

[@ZugzugZugzugson]

"but how did everyone know he was a furry? he'd kept it a secret all these years... and now they all knew :("

[@glenwicks4976]

"Let me wish you a happy basement virgin life, too! Heh, UWU!"

[@ShadeATV]

When the world didn’t need mankind, post-mankind came into existence, the first one of these was Tap

[@bobthebadassbuilder8086]

tap can break though your door... you really should lock your door!

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

if you watch the Postman Pat movie trailer(yeah. there's a movie coming out), you can definitely see the resemblance between the Pat-Bot 3000 and Tap

[@josiahcole3186]

I'm gonna find him, I need those 15 fraurfs

[@johnkelly3549]

‘Tap was just in time to bEAT Thompson iNTO the Ground’. This is still a gem.

[@munjatkumo1929]

Wow, I used to watch Postman Pat as a kid, and now I see a Postman Pat-YTP made by DaThings. Legendary.

[@troywright359]

I used to have things and now i see da things on KZbin

[@MistahMace]

Woman: "We made cake." Postman Tap: "Itz mah cake now,thank you very much." xD

[@cheesecakinqs]

3:15 she gave him a steering wheel covered in poo.

[@percyengineproductions061]

2:48 TOAST

[@artistwithouttalent]

2:58 and thus a legend was born.

[@AlexFyrehartDGAFCave]

Holy fuck dude this is the hardest I've laughed in AGES! Fucking crying I laughed so hard. This may legit be the hardest I've ever laughed at a KZbin Poop......EVER! Great stuff man.

[@DetectiveNyx]

i remember when this first came out, seeing "10 years ago" threw me for a loop

[@Cha0sLord93]

UUUUH AHH UHHHH

[@joshslater2426]

The opening song is one of the greatest things ever put in a YTP. 10 years later and it still cracks me up.

[@dcb99filmz]

Tap arrived just in time to BEAT THOMPSON INTO THE GROUND. "time to run away!~" said Tap with a laugh...

[@johantitulaer1052]

2:56 Wtf is that sound xDDD

[@Icykrissy]

It's "EUUAHEUUH"

[@cuddlemari]

It's...uh...uhhhahuhhh

[@JamotHica]

It is the sound of true pain.

[@cybermanbro4275]

It’s the sound of his neck creaking and eventually breaking.

[@BLMT-df4on]

2:58

[@blob5907]

Tap showed the twins his caaaaRDS

[@bradleightejeda2802]

"And there was an article about him that said 'Postman Tap Uuhyeauh" Lololol