DATING DADDIES w/ SHAYNE FREAKIN' TOPP

[@aid3782]

*courtney freakin Miller busts in*

[@nerdstormer3544]

Bursts* (got you fam )

[@thesushi1947]

*_WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOOOIIINGGGG_*

[@aid3782]

its the freakin duo

[@273631]

YOU KNOW!!

[@briceptgamez9138]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I’m COURTNEY FREAKIN MILLERRRRRR AHHHHH

[@kerantooccil9439]

2 truth 1 lie ft Courtney Freakin Miller and Shayne Freakin Topp

[@randomedits1018]

Omg YESSSS

[@turtlefied6179]

YESS YESSSS YESSSSSSSSSS

[@leahsimpson9759]

That’s dangerous

[@TMOFApollios]

Shayne freaking topp topp*

[@boop9430]

YES

[@Deneberus]

"The cameraguy's fly is down!" -Typical Shayne quote 2018

[@miritskeen]

Damien flawlessly keeping a straight face at Shayne Freakin Topp is beyond impressive

[@miritskeen]

Especially since I maaaay have spit out water while laughing

[@tyrannosaurus6450]

She got her revenge. Well,now you need to do two more smosh court,number one "Courtney freaking miller vs Shayne freaking topp" number two "Shayne freaking topp vs Shayne". Do you agree?

[@jackimoo6645]

Therese Bergenvind YES

[@baronnexus8524]

This is the only thing where I am okay if they milk it

[@kendallsable3073]

Therese Bergenvind YESSS

[@fatmah6097]

LMAO 🤣

[@julconnor]

theyre voices are the exact same pitch at 8:05 im thoroughly amused

[@JJseeseverything]

Honestly, we need some kind of episode with Shayne freakin' Topp and Courtney freakin' Miller 😂

[@sairuhbby]

i ship it already

[@meganalyssa6871]

when damien was talking about his mom and his anxiety, i could relate so much. its nice to know im not the only person like that.

[@shadowheart4816]

Shayne's looking extra... suave this episode and I can't tell why🤔

[@sqrlock7102]

I think I’ve talked to you before..... you watched HBomb94’s Minecraft mod series right?

[@wizzykms]

S T A L K E R

[@orangefairy555]

It's his new haircut, obviously.

[@smartstuf1026]

Ikr its so wierd but feels too obvious

[@shadowheart4816]

Sqrlock Yeah I do. You've probably seen me there aha

[@flyingmous3535]

9:36 is my favorite moment. Damien just like “here come more fanfictions.” Is my favorite thing ever. He already knew.

[@notpopular4607]

oh hell yeah. now we just need to see shayne freakin topp and courtney freakin miller go on a date lmao. this is great

[@jacksont94]

NOT POPULAR no we don’t

[@shinnyboppers9802]

Or just... interact?

[@OjamaIndigo]

NOT POPULAR they can’t exist in the same area at once. The universe would collapse and become the FREAKIN universe.

[@savanna5708]

HELL YEAH

[@doesntmatter5148]

NOT POPULAR I have a feeling it would end with Courtney FRIECKEN MILLER grabbing fricken Shanes face and say IM GOING TO KISS YOU NOW

[@thetitaniumtaco]

Idk if anyone is going to see this, but to address Damien's question: we don't actually know how many of the children are biological or adopted. It is known that four of the dads have been/are married to women (Mat, Joseph, Craig, Robert) and one that has been married to a man (Hugo) but it's unknown whether any of the children were adopted or biological, if there was a surrogate involved, etc. (but it does really seem like Joseph's kids are biological). But whether these kids were adopted or not, the dads could be bisexual or just victims of compulsory heterosexuality (i.e. they thought they were straight for a long time, even to the point that they get married, have kids, etc). So all of the dads are attracted to men, but any of them could be gay/bi/pan. Nothing has been confirmed and having kids with someone of the opposite gender doesn't mean an individual isn't gay. (Sorry for the long comment)

[@FashionMajor2012]

I was wondering about this too, thanks for explaining

[@alessia6151]

I’m sorry but why is no one talking about Damien’s singing? Cause it was not bad at all?? I would actually love to hear him Court, and Keith sing together!

[@Jazzy_Bug]

Ales 16 AHHH Ahh, right! Damien you actually have a really unique and awesome Voice!! Please keep singing!!

[@alessia6151]

13:21 for heavenly duet btw

[@bayleex3682]

look up him singing location

[@elijahwest41]

Keith is bad at singing

[@GodBear97]

He's a classically trained singer, I believe (Damien that is)

[@bubbleunboxing8348]

Finally. The rise of Shayne Freakin Topp has arrived. Now the purge can start.

[@ash_leyyu]

“I LOVE A BURGER TIMEEE DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH YEAAA” -Shayne FREAKIN Topp 2K18😂

[@VioletRay-Art]

Is there anyway we could get the Smosh Games cast to do a gender swap photo shoot? Pleeeeease? I feel like it’s about time we see Mari as a guy, and Wes as a pretty girl.

[@crownlessprince8793]

Violet Ray but Wes is already a pretty girl

[@VioletRay-Art]

Crownless Prince 😂 true, but maybe they could elevate the look a little more and make him into a gorgeous young woman instead.

[@smartstuf1026]

Someones been reading too much fanfiction

[@HeyHeyGMA]

Violet Ray #Wesisagorgeousyoungwoman

[@VioletRay-Art]

HeyHeyGMA What do y’all think Boze, Damian, and Joven would look like though? 🤔

[@Tian_Yun]

Now that we have this we can wait for Courtney Freakin Miller vs Shayne Freakin Topp

[@emilythomson418]

okay, here me out: damien and courtney are actually really cute

[@danicareithaug3300]

Emily Thomson as friends.

[@katsabitsilly]

Courtney??? She wasn’t even in this video!

[@wheatbread5087]

CheetahFast Gaming ikr what are they talking about

[@destinyessary8538]

Where did Courtney come from 🤦‍♀️

[@taco-bella2442]

19:24 IS SO CUTEE! SORRY THIS IS AN OLD COMMENT BUT IM GOING ON A RAMPAGE WITH COURTIEN! 🥺

[@wilmakarlgren4563]

I need Shayne Topp vs. Shayne freakin' Topp on Smosh & order

[@iamme3906]

Its like Courtney vs Courtney freaking miller but Shayne freaking topp says Shayne topp stole his identity

[@leighchapple]

That’s true

[@serenah8583]

nirbas 7 Yasssssss

[@name_brand_ag5853]

The way Damien looks at Courtneyyyy I can’t

[@helpget69subswithnovideos.50]

Wheres courtney? I only saw damien and shayne freakin topp

[@ceejofdreams]

What about the way Courtney gets flustered and has trouble talking when she looks Damien in the face?

[@chendror872]

I mean she is dressed like his best friend just saying

[@leahsimpson9759]

@@ceejofdreams YESSSS

[@starr4279]

There should be like a challenge we’re Shane freakin’ top and Courtney freakin’ Miller have to talk in front of each other until the other one laughs

[@metalabsynth]

Starr 427 Shayne freakin top would lose quickly

[@elizadoolittle9657]

I like how at the end Damien pretends to be Shayne Fricken Topp but says “I’m Courtney fricken Topp” 😂

[@MozzieA]

Boy do I have news for you

[@sydthorn24]

GOD HAS SMILED DOWN ON US AND BLESSED US WITH SHAYNE FREAKIN TOPP!! AHHHHHAAAAA

[@michellegarciamartinez786]

im honest to god in love with Damien Haas..

[@SychooTTV]

YES SHAYNE FREAKIN' TOPP

[@SychooTTV]

SORRY I TYPE TO FAST

[@joel.jpgvid]

Hmm. I wonder if Shayne Freakin' Topp and Courtney Freakin' Miller are related?

[@timberpup2170]

cousins

[@grangersirz]

EnchantingManiac OMG yes

[@LeahKlein]

timber pup only the most long lost cousins only fam

[@jonnypayne598]

We need Courtney freakin miller Vs Shayne freakin topp

[@jordenderryberry783]

EnchantingManiac same

[@meg6833]

My middle name is Nicole and I just came here to have a good time but I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[@purrkaz4065]

OMG I love you! :3

[@bestrjestr7925]

MEGAN NICOLE!

[@southtosnud6082]

Megan Kessinger same.

[@emmagill7349]

Damien and Courtney are so fun together they should do stuff together more often

[@aristacius3907]

DID DADDY GET HIS JUSE!!?!?!??

[@mayadolby4038]

Shaynes left eye is red. What happened?

[@Gooblergobbler]

Maya Dolby I saw it too, idk what it is, maybe a pooped blood vessel?

[@bronwynrumbel456]

Pretty sure he smoked a marjuana out of just one of his nostrils

[@phengsiri]

A blood shot. Basically an eye bruise

[@jasonbooker1525]

Is he smokin weed in one wye

[@jasonbooker1525]

*eye

[@cinnamonginger5473]

Is it just me or is Shayne just glowing?

[@ceejofdreams]

Shayne is always glowing when sitting next to Damien

[@shannonhazell2616]

I low key ship Damien and Courtney tho

[@sideofinsanity7607]

Whats that got to do with the video Courtney wans't in it

[@dontjustdont5587]

Same

[@isabella_lay]

Courtamien

[@wheatbread5087]

SideOfInsanity ikr like she’s never even mentioned

[@sandrasancho6848]

same but courtney is not in this vid :(

[@JustinY.]

Yeah booiii

[@zappingthunder]

Justin Y. Waiting for all the haters…

[@6xXx_Jack_xXx9]

Y do people not like you?

[@angieanimations9062]

Yeah.... Why do people hate you?

[@onezhan1]

Justin Y. WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY VID I WATCH

[@pattywatty9006]

How the hell are u in every video I watch...

[@Ruby-xf7iu]

Cute moments because I ship them 😭: 5:31 the eye contact and how he stopped talking for a second 5:39 just so cute 😂 8:25 This entire moment and Courtney’s laugh 9:02 doesn’t need an explanation 9:31 He didn’t even move or anything cause he trusts her 😓 9:48 HE ALREADY KNOWSSS Lmao 10:14 she moves her arm and then puts it back 😌 15:00 🙃 19:16 uhh 😅😂 19:24 ‼️‼️ 19:46 she totally just wanted to touch his arm again 😂💕 20:44 THE WAY HE SAID IT I CAN’T 😭 21:37 that eye contact though... That’s all the ones I caught, if there’s anymore put them in the comments 😂 Also I’ll be posting a compilation video of their cute moments soon :))

[@lilchiken4092]

Ruby C. I cannot thank u enough for typing down all these moments. Thank u bc I ship them too!!! ❤️❤️

[@edybellee]

21:37 because talk about EYE CONTACT

[@ceejofdreams]

I hope you are going to post a cute moments compilation of them, there will probably be a few videos of it, though

[@sandrasancho6848]

EKKKK MAH HEART

[@raniaradwan8165]

AHHHHH hdjdbdbd ikr

[@cookie_monsta_p2216]

COURTNEY FREAKIN' MILLER + SHAYNE FREAKIN' TOPP = LITTLE FREAKIN' BABIES

[@kuhrenpsd]

Damien looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO uncomfortable xD

[@rufinotamayo6479]

Hahaha

[@aimlessfloating]

Damien saying "here comes more fan fiction" gets me every time

[@SiriusBigbadda]

Found this in 2024 from the Smosh Wiki. After April Fool's, so this is pretty wild.

[@ashdouglas2576]

"Gwen I was dinna lidder iwah 5."- Shayne freakin' Topp 2k18

[@Zakofidea]

6:03 "We get murdered a lot. . . Because it's so easy." Probably my favorite thing Shayne has ever said!

[@kealoha1429]

I love when Damien and Courtney hang out together

[@tristenschaefer7321]

Is it just me that finds Courtney cute when she's dresses like this

[@leomangine]

Did anyone else hear at the very end “I’m Courtney Freakin’ Topp”? This aged well.

[@blutyphoon2248]

NOBODIES GONNA MENTION HOW SMOOTH DAMIENS MOVES WERE IN THE BEGINING

[@emmanordgren6086]

Courtney got Damien all flustered... ooooooOoooo

[@ceejofdreams]

And Courtney gets flustered when she talks to Damien

[@katoxic]

can damien and boze play a horror game or any type of game together? i feel like that'll be funny and people love them together.

[@avabrewer3069]

Damien was on glee!!! I just found it out while rewatching. Season 2 Episode 10 06:40

[@isabella_lay]

WHO GOES CAROLING WITH A BAND?!

[@ashlynnknight6467]

"wHo GoEs CaRoLiNg WiTh A bAnD" also glee missed a opportunity to cast an amazing singer

[@MarieNachtwey]

Omg. I actually had to pull up Glee on Netflix and spot on! Awww so young but so vicious! ❤

[@FashionMajor2012]

*My Personal List of Favorite SFT Quotes in This Video:* - "YOU slept with HIIIIIM?!" 2:16 - "I care about this informaaaaation." 4:36 - "Ya wanna know what runs in my family?... Cartilage." 5:33 - Damien: "Tell us more about your family, Shayne." (singing) "We all have cartilage just like sharks. We manipulate small chiiiiildren. 'Freakin Topp' is my middle name so my actual name is Shayne Freakin Topp Topp." 7:09 - "If a girl wore a yellow headband, I would punch her in the face." 8:50 - "If somebody tries to have cartilage, punch them in the face." 8:58 - "Me personally for me, it's 'Netflix and Grill, baby,' cuz I grill babies all the time." 9:22 - "You ever put your feelings out there and they say no, that's ok cuz you'll never have a chance at love again." 11:52 - "We're gonna all burn away. Alone." 12:02 - "When I talk to my boots in my closet, cuz I have so many cool boots and beach shoes, I talk to them and... and I deflect my problems." 13:03 - "Your body was trying to grow horns. (sniffle) I'm jealous." 16:17 - "You waited too long, that's your fault. This is why I'm better with women!" 20:40

[@jacobbennett2306]

I saw the title and was like, "wait, is this what I think it is" AND IT WAS

[@christinael9615]

"Grab it, or dont, but that tickles" Friggin sent me! This was fantastic!

[@taco-bella2442]

19:24 I SHIP IT! OMG ITS SO ADORABLE!

[@madd-mb3gp]

I was laughing so hard and could also barely understand Courtn-I mean Shayne Freakin' Topp at some points which made it so much funnier😂

[@rufinotamayo6479]

I had to turn on my subtitles... 😂 😂 😂 she's eating her word's... 😂 😂 😂

[@Williamshakesqueer]

“Either grab it or don’t but that tickles” I can hear the fanfic

[@thejazzylife7995]

We have Courtney freakin' miller now we have shayne freakin' topp lmao😂😂

[@H4LOxLORD]

Courtney getting some payback on Shayne.

[@susannac7362]

H4LOxLORD Courtney was in this episode?!?! I only saw Damien and shayne?

[@ab17364]

You'd think someone like Damien whose so charming, personable and outgoing would have anxiety issues. It just goes to show you never know what's going on in someones life so lets all try to be more gentle and kind to each other :)

[@maddylopez2013]

the dream daddy theme song is my new aesthetic

[@AdventuresofLydia]

damien's little sidenote about all the dads being bi made me so happy thanks man

[@yanliu6381]

Smosh and order, shayne freaking top vs shayne top

[@emlong1662]

Answer to Damien' question at 14:23 : yes, everyone is bi E V E R Y O N E

[@certifiedpickle3219]

Please the Dream daddy song is a boppppppp!

[@josealbertoruiz1556]

Ok, now I want " freakin' " versions of everyone in smosh Ian freakin' Heacox Noah freakin' Grossman Olivia freakin' Sui Laser frrakin' corn Courtney freakin' freakin' Miller You know, everyone ^o^

[@superpinkwolf4957]

Wow Shayne is getting EVEN better at impressions he can do Courtney’s laugh perfectly Wish I could be that talented 😄😄

[@asmrehzi8479]

see if this was any other channel it would have just been killing the joke but you guys are iconic

[@donovanwilson840]

Let the fanfic first begin

[@katspangler6336]

"Everyone dies and burns away" "We're gonna all burn away, alone" Typical Shayne quote 2018 also a huge mood tbh

[@socialtomcat]

wow shayne is looking like a real sacks of beautiful people today

[@carolinsky2795]

Damien and Shayne should play Monster Prom I think that would be absolutely hilarious.

[@mistytail6416]

IT'S ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME

[@kaleighmorton2585]

At the total end Damien said what’s up I’m Courtney Freakin Topp and it was just like amazing

[@sf5416]

Couldn’t stop laughing it’s so funny

[@naomimarshall503]

Damien looked up at Shayne/ Courtney “either grab IT or don’t but that tickles” 19:26

[@jadeisnotokay1101]

Aside from the voice, Courtney is doing an accurate and amazing job of impersonating Shayne. Ya know with all the mannerisms and stuff

[@Carlynn]

SMOSH COURT SHAYNE FREAKIN' vs. COURTNEY FREAKIN' MILLER?

[@Chey22]

Damien's facial expressions in this video are adorable ☺ and I freaking love courtney

[@laurenhoffman6597]

I love how Courtney's reaction to shane making fun of her existence in Courtney making fun of Shane's existence

[@moperkp7868]

🤜Doush🤜doush🤜doush🤜

[@silverwest174]

13:21 that was actually a good harmony damn

[@anikathu]

OMG! I had a dream of Courtney pretending to be "SHAYNE FREAKIN' TOPP" The day after the court of "COURTNEY MILLER & COURTNEY FREAKIN' MILLER" & then this video came!

[@lpsclevertv4050]

am I the only one who ships Courtney and Damien

[@therenow1228]

LPScleverTV nope

[@maverickzalewski2871]

i think shartney and courtivia are my 2 at the moment but courtney and damien have an amazing and positive dynamic!

[@isabella_lay]

No way! I love Courtamien!

[@maverickzalewski2871]

@Evangelina Sheppard bc 1) courtney and olivia have literally kissed and the ship is mostly a meme and 2) courtney recently came out as not straight on one of the Smoshcasts!!

[@ceejofdreams]

@@maverickzalewski2871 she said she didn't know if she was completely gay or not, so it could still be a possibility

[@Qiroe]

I don’t think Shane Freakin Topp can ever reach the level Courtney Freakin Miller is on

[@isabella_lay]

“🎶Just a little bit under the weather, Our camera guy’s fly us down🎵”

[@Darknightblue-nq6rg]

Shayne Freakin" Topp is so adorable!

[@izzz4]

omg Courtney's face at 21:40 i think she thought he'd put his arm around her????? and then played it off as being SFT?

[@manic_melodies]

Damien: This is just gunna be an episode of The Office... I was wearing my Dunder Mifflin shirt when this video was posted. #connecting

[@dasty3314]

“OUR CAMERA GUYS FLY IS DOWWWWN!! :DDD” “...oh shIt...”

[@anon3818]

Damien looks so good in this video

[@yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38]

Okay, all I needed to see was the title of this video to know that this is gonna be so goddamn extra in the best way and quite possibly the most beautiful thing I will ever witness.

[@Darknightblue-nq6rg]

I love Shayne Freakin' Topp! Please, may we see more of him?

[@hrvbox]

IM CRYINGGG rewatching this video after so long and it's still is so funny Courtney's so random

[@bread5013]

shayne's getting under the weather his body shrinks

[@hannahsluymers1175]

"Shane" and Damian are so cute together!😘

[@isabella_lay]

Courtamien

[@connorthomson42]

SHAYNE FREAKIN' TOPP. TAKE THIS TO COURT!!

[@y2k_moon]

I'm replaying that start soooo much

[@Paris1Crystllyn2]

Oh man I can’t wait for the fanfic from this 😂😂

[@chloeharrison3567]

I have re-watched this so much, definitely one of my favorite videos

[@mayei123]

21:41 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg I love courtney so much

[@sandrasancho6848]

courtney???where????

[@arcanenightngale]

"So he's have tree half person, he is the three eyes raven" continues on with conversation calmly after making a reference

[@yoursjuli]

7:48, joke's on you, i already feel guilty about Everything I Do

[@ana-yo7mj]

Shayne's looking extra zaddy today ;)