Dating inside a vault be like

[@KingBoxer119]

"While we was putting on Trojans, we were getting Trojan horsed!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@sidsanchez9442]

That's gotta be the best line ever

[@italianbasegard]

I’m guessing he came up with this line then HAD to find a way to make a scene about it 😂

[@winterbeat13]

Funniest fucking original line I've heard in a very long time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@chiefavagef0x837]

Best like I cinematic history, hands down!

[@chiefavagef0x837]

​@@italianbasegardit's 50/50 depends on the artist, 80-90% of my best lines are situational and happen in the heat of the moment every so often tho when I'm a bit bored or not doing 20 things at one time, I random start thinking of a scenario that'd likely be KZbin gold......... Now only if I had a stable life, I might be able to put this brain of mine into some actual worth while art.. who am I kidding that'll never happen I'm destined to live in chaos 😅

[@pedrohenrique-hb9sy]

Bro accidentally guessed the plot of the show 💀 Edit: Bros be going crazy on the comments

[@thatonesaxophoneguy]

He must be a cast member or something.

[@Vaultyculty]

He was one of many creators invited to the release party about a week before it was released they showed them the first episode

[@codyreber8370]

Sometimes Bethesda and productions reach out to people like this to promote the show before it comes out. I work in the film industry BTW.

[@notkivic7060]

​@@Vaultyculty the first 2 episodes.

[@yossarian00]

it is a shitty plot anyway.

[@NobodyM.D]

"She shanked me, man... she shanked me! Damn that's hot..." -Endurance 10 Vault Dweller.

[@fullofpilk]

Idk why he ran she's clearly wife material

[@darkanayer5867]

​@@fullofpilkgotta give the wife some entertainment, it's not the same without a hunt

[@hulksmash3429]

​@@fullofpilk "I can fix her"

[@NobodyM.D]

@@hulksmash3429 "she doesn't need to be fixed"

[@yurinoworry]

@@NobodyM.Dnot “I can fix her” but “she can ruin me”

[@jacksonsmackson5871]

“Hey, any ladies in vault 108?” “Gary?”

[@NotImportant791]

" *GARRRY* "

[@Skull.man00]

" GAAARRRYYYYYY !!!! "

[@SymbioteMullet]

Garlene!

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

“We must save my faaaamilyyyyy… AAHHHHHHHHH”

[@DarnedYankee]

Yooohooo G A R Y!!!

[@purpleskittles4227]

Other vault must of been canibals, they wanted yo meat.

[@BrotatoeGod]

They were craving a fun-sized sausage

[@SimBol1216]

like Butcher Pete?

[@Echs_D33]

That or addicts with a secret chem stash hidden in the walls.

[@_I__I_ERROR_I__I_]

Literally...

[@PestilencePacer]

@@SimBol1216he starts chopping and doesn’t know when to stop

[@jacobgentile3351]

Man literally predicted the show

[@marvdatboi]

Show dropped around the same time

[@MiosPanties]

Less predicted and more copied

[@klostrix]

@@MiosPanties this short was made april 6th bud

[@jacobgentile3351]

@@MiosPanties Short dropped 4/6/24 Show dropped 4/11/24 Even if he went to the premier in Hollywood he still beat that by 3 days

[@JoJoRogain]

​@@jacobgentile3351 props

[@ProjectCodenameLupus]

I didn't see this this beforehand, but as soon as the vault doors opened they had raider vibes, and then the Dad says how their overseer died, and I was, oh they're totally raiders.

[@NoOnesLikeMe]

Same, Although I was surprised that everything went to hell so quickly.

[@eliasengler5730]

I thought they were either Raiders or cannibals. Though to be fair, both probably go in the same category.

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

Yeah, Moldaver had Villain vibes from the get go, and I didn't not notice them 💀 loved it all, though

[@diamondly6250]

its dumb because the dad should have known. he would have known the overseer for before the bombs dropped

[@grind-hardtrashbaggang7083]

@@NoOnesLikeMehonestly I was surprised they managed to hold it together for so long lmao you could tell obviously something wasn’t right, I wasn’t expecting raiders I thought maybe Vault 32 ran out of resources and the ones left were cannibals. Fucking crazy way to start the show and I loved it 😂

[@Synful_Soles]

That female NPC raider line at the end was perfect

[@parisbtw5779]

I’d turn back she got me with that

[@goddamnit]

Who's your profile pic?

[@Synful_Soles]

@@goddamnit Maria from Silent Hill 2. PlayStation 2 version of course.

[@goddamnit]

@@Synful_Soles thanks, and damn, can't believe I missed that because Promise is one of my fav songs xd

[@NeoZeroZero]

Lmao

[@thestateofdelaware8057]

How did bro perfectly predicted episode one?!

[@Undivided_X]

He had seen the episode in an early viewing the week before, some of the creators who do Fallout stuff got invited.

[@BeefNuggetStew]

Nope ​@@Undivided_X

[@Undivided_X]

@@BeefNuggetStew How are you so confidently wrong?

[@ulysses11]

You just know that this is exactly what Vault Tec wanted.

[@sagehanson190]

Using that garage door as a vault wall was genius. Had me totally sold for a minute.

[@ct_devoid]

Holy shit.... alright have to admit I didn't notice. 😅

[@testfire3000]

Agreed, that was a good one!

[@DixieCrusader-X-]

Okay yeah that was very creative

[@IR123]

I didn't even pay attention until you said somethin

[@gagewesterhouse9558]

Remember, Vault Dweller; stay safe! Keep it in the family!

[@PyrrhicPax]

"What are you doing Step-Vault Dweller?"

[@edwxx20001]

@@PyrrhicPax step-vault dweller is the MC from fallout 3 right? only adopted into the vault.

[@danieljames1868]

"Messing around with your cousin is well and good for kids, but it’s not a long-term sustainable sexual practice." -amazon's fallout show

[@user-wt7eb5ox6q]

dude you capture the slightly existential hilarious essence of tthe game. i hope you are a consultant on f5

[@Nyxcha]

charisma 1 (failed to seduce the raider) endurance 10 luck 10

[@jakobxr]

I wish fallout shelter had a family tree menu. My vault is unintentionally filled with incest love triangles, everytime I return to the game after months I forget whose related to who

[@thanhannguyen5609]

That's why I named my vault dwellers by a family name of the husband and the prder of generation. Didn't stop me putting siblings together tho😂

[@SixshotRevan]

I actually made an excel spreadsheet to keep track of the family trees. I micro-managed that vault population to perfection.

[@malteschaper3782]

I only noticed when the refused to...dance...

[@KalicoKal]

@@malteschaper3782 oh...oh damn we really are no better than the overseers in lore

[@Castellan1122]

​@@KalicoKal I mean we are running a eugenics vault for homeless people and clones of famous wastelanders

[@jonstel5941]

Bro went to vault 3

[@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx]

He means 33 I think

[@a_jerk]

No, he means vault 3.

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

​@@a_jerkthat the junkies vault?

[@buschfan0818]

​@@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx No I think he meant 3, because of the large amount of raiders you have to fight to reach it in the SVR (South Vegas ruins)

[@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx]

@buschfan0818 I know I was joking. I literally had watched this right after watching episode 1 of the show and it's basically the same exact story so I was joking

[@ethanknipe1645]

At least she wasn’t saying Gary!

[@notnaiagoaway]

Hahaaaa... Gaaaaryyyyy!

[@DarnedYankee]

Gary?

[@DarnedYankee]

Gary?

[@ThatGuyOrby]

*GAAAAARY*

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Gary . . .

[@miklogaming7355]

Bro predicted the whole first episode 😂

[@unknownerror7476]

Bro just spoiled episode one of the show

[@jaguarcreed4463]

Dog could you imagine? 😂😂

[@PeppermintNightmare]

​@@jaguarcreed4463 The reason people started leaving the vaults in the first place; sick of inbreeding

[@HardTyberZann]

Can't spoil, what I'm never gonna watch.

[@zlandonlypro4472]

bro really did!!!!!!

[@galil5565]

This is an actual thing in the show

[@ryankalinec6168]

After watching the first episode of fallout it feels like he was leaking info to us

[@craigwck7626]

150 years later... "Gary......"

[@danielomar9712]

Would

[@nathanmendoza4046]

You

[@nfsdriftmonkey1124]

Do

[@KeisterBits]

It

[@Thecheeseman420]

This is actually how the fallout show starts I think

[@Red71490]

I went through this scenario like 100 times in my head while playing Fallout 3 the vault system just made no sense to me

[@ihatethisuser1]

Well they are supposed to open up after some time but most overseers get caught up in the power or its a experiments vault

[@iceman7157]

There's more than one vault, they don't all operate the same way. And you could totally make it work for a couple hundred years. It's not like there's only 8 people in a vault.

[@barricusbear6769]

The games never displayed the populations enough due to hardware limitations. There were typically 100-500 dwellers at the beginning, so plenty of opportunities for proper breeding routines.

[@michaelmccarthy579]

​@@ihatethisuser1One of the vaults was an experiment to test the effects of long term radiation exposure. They left the vault door slightly open and radiation seaped in. I believe the vault is in fallout 4. There's tons of feral ghouls inside.

[@TheSoapsBeenDropped]

Most vaults were just fucked up experiments only a handful were actually ment house people safely I mean there a vault o forgot the number they literally put 1 guy with a box of puppets 😂😂

[@lucasvail683]

And that’s the story of vault 3

[@Naiwal]

They we’re definitely fiending

[@hoagie911]

@@Naiwal terrible, I love it

[@Terelltoosaucy]

That main plot of the show Ep 1

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Never found a box of condoms in a vault, but there are lots of stairs.

[@TaxEvader420]

This is basically how the TV show starts lmao

[@MetalxMasters]

Needed that laugh. Going through a lot of shit right now and your videos make me realize there are a lot of people out there who have the same sense of humor and play the same games as me. 😂

[@chief10133]

Literally the vault in the show

[@Popsculpture]

Wow! You totally summarized the first episode of the Amazon series quite succinctly, and 5 days early.

[@irishstew9951]

" she shanked me " average day on fallout 😂

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

Imagine finding a vault hoping to find A class ladies and all you find is a box full of puppets

[@connorbrink7053]

The fallout 4 raider dialouge it got me.😅😂

[@YoloRT7]

No fucking way this came out before the show Edit: a fucking work week before the show came out bro posted this he’s a fallout oracle

[@kumaradio5414]

Nice Resevoir Dogs reference

[@Alcatonic]

Just go to vault 68. There's plenty over there.

[@michealarwood7488]

Bro predicted the fallout show

[@DanielStudios420]

HE PREDICTED THE FALLOUT SHOW

[@archanoidtrends3589]

Bro predicted the first episode of the fallout show.

[@FEURGALA]

Literally just the first episode of the show lmao

[@ryuzakikun96]

It's the plot of the first episode of the fallout TV series lol

[@der8471]

Bro predicted the first epidode of the show

[@edenstice4921]

I think he was at the premier

[@codiwawi911]

​@@edenstice4921nope

[@waltuhputurdaway]

​​@@codiwawi911he got invited to see it earlier before the show came out

[@zackfury9796]

Fallout S1 E1 be like:

[@Donkie76]

Mf guessed the plot of the fallout show

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Wasn't a guess, he already saw it before

[@Donkie76]

​@@waltuhputurdawayno the show released the 12th this was made on the 6th

[@waltuhputurdaway]

@@Donkie76 yeah I know, some popular fallout content creators like this guy got to see the entirety of the first episode, they were invited to see it early

[@Donkie76]

Oh I knew some people gor to see it early I didn't know he was though

[@ioncamin5]

if this is before episode 1 this man is a prophet

[@enbybeanie666]

The show aired in april 10th, this video is from april 6th We got a new prophet in the area

[@JulianLurain]

The fact that i know exactly which vaults these are in reference too 😂

[@dragontalon9158]

Man, you're a damn fortune teller!

[@bradleybrewster5615]

Inspiring the pilot of the fallout tv show is CRAZY

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Slow

[@kozzie6356]

Ive barely seen the first episode and god damn how spot on can you be

[@lrmoss2011]

"SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR, WE GOTTA FATHER!! -Raider

[@blakewinter7519]

This is like how episode one of the fallout series happened.

[@sethfischer7368]

Lucy got passed around 😂 omg😂😂

[@emilleostokes7721]

Bro really guessed the entire first episode

[@eloraandkhan3288]

this has to be one of the best shorts yet from this channel lmao

[@maskoncr00ked]

The lore deepens.

[@mattparkent440]

It doesn't show up in the games, but all the control vaults had like 10,000 people in them. They were meant to imitate a small town.

[@ryderlwhiteout3267]

Bro guessed the events of the tv show

[@jeffreylove6415]

I love your videossss always HILARIOUS ❤❤❤

[@soggytangent]

Wow you really nailed the beggining of the fallout show

[@deanharstad5404]

Good old vault 33

[@UnYeeteed]

Bro prodicted the first part of the fallout tv show

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Bro thinks they don't give previews

[@UnYeeteed]

@@waltuhputurdaway mf the previews didnt show this part 💀

[@waltuhputurdaway]

@@UnYeeteed not talking about trailers, they invite some famous people to watch the first episode of fallout early

[@fdn1697]

"Worse thing she can do is say no"

[@bayleemaclaren8579]

“Do you like the sight of your own blaaaad” -raider

[@explorinjenkins349]

That moment, you realize you were a control vault.

[@DrHardlyKummsz]

This is essentially the pilot episode for the fallout series 😭😭😭

[@CT-4819]

Talk about spoilers for the show lol 😂

[@Honed-]

he didnt even know lol.

[@CT-4819]

@@Honed- I know but he called it so well that’s why I said lol

[@eggyjames393]

It’s fine the shows ass anyway

[@DownWithPlankers101]

Christ, you literally called it. 🤣

[@SSIKBuLLeT]

Well... this is prophetic

[@christopherbaker-stevens537]

Pov. Your from one of the control vaults

[@garpogods8323]

Nothing was wrong with the other vault. She's just like that.

[@privateinformation9384]

“I’m getting tired of sleeping with my cousin” Image being his neighbor and overhearing that 😳 😂

[@ranjeezybaby]

The lady raider😂 Straight from the game.

[@tazii0966]

Gary!! FOUND YOU GARY!!😂😂

[@tatepatrick3095]

I really hope they’ll make some videos for the other factions I’m personally really hoping he does one for the enclave

[@rustyshackleford6906]

"lets reach out to other vaults" "GARY" "you know what, never mind"

[@zoomzoomer7218]

amazon had to have taken this as inspo lol

[@DropkickDemon]

Cousin stuff, nuff said

[@amoose8439]

Next episode is when he goes back to try again. Worst thing she can say is no bro.

[@deviouskris3012]

Wait until he reaches out to vault 68 to broaden his horizons.

[@foxboiunknown320]

Bro got exited when he heard "im gonna eat your ass" fr we only think with 1 head at a time

[@Mrmanman2735]

I love naiwal

[@timhorton8085]

He even got the exact stabbing correct! Shit is hilarious

[@sidfreeland]

Bro just predicted the show

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

I better here “While we was puttin on Trojans we was getting Trojan horsed” as an npc line in Fallout 5.

[@menghao737]

Ah yes, Odysseus' second favorite infiltration tactic. The Trojan Whore.

[@valynazvalkynaz5375]

Seeing this after watching the the new TV show, Makes this so much better

[@DaemonWolf.]

"We was gettin trojan horsed." Right after junk jet fires a giddyup buttercup at his head.

[@mitziMeow2]

Love that you refilled the nuka victory bottle hahaha

[@Catnipdafox]

That's literally just ep 1 of the fallout series 😂

[@BrettCaton]

Hang on, did he watch the TV series before making this?

[@blindmanzero3766]

Last joke has me down right giddy lol

[@badwolf4134]

Pro prediction skills

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Preview

[@alexanderkracinovich6123]

4 days from this episode to the premiere of the series.

[@anthonyrhodes9292]

It would have been better if all you hear in the background was "GAAAAARYYYY" lmao

[@wadegames9050]

This, this is one of your best

[@J.Jonah.Jameson.]

Could be worse, you could have opened up and met a gorgeous sister-of-battle in Enclave power armor.

[@aristotle29]

how is that worse? death by snu-snu!

[@aliasfakename3159]

Monty was ruggedly handsome & had scars. I knew he was going to be bad but he looked so good 😩😘

[@tjwilky9203]

Dudes a man from the future

[@anyjen]

When vault 68 makes contact with vault 69

[@theradicalginger3060]

Turned into Rembrandt from the warriors She shot me! 😂