Dating Someone Who Looks Like You - Teddy Ray

Teddy Ray talks about being set up with women who look like him and discusses the worst part about singing in a choir.
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[@janayh2817]

Teddy looking blessed and moisturized

[@samsongirma4081]

Janay H that don’t sound right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mackinshizzaveli4202]

That excema ain’t no joke. Dollar store lotion can’t do nothing with it. He using that eucerine.

[@snow6094]

I read that in his voice lmao

[@scottdog4709]

@Millionaire Miggs bruh chill lol

[@sharonhicks-jones5471]

@@mackinshizzaveli4202 🙏😁😂😂

[@LilSk1tty]

Rest In Peace, I never knew him before he passed but he had such a vibrant personality.

[@earthboundforever777]

you missed out on a great era, but you still can catch up

[@brocolochicano]

Him laughing at his own jokes made me laugh 😂

[@StanWilhite]

Has the total opposite effect on me.....much better if he left the laughing to the audience.

[@carryeveryday910]

He’s got that generic fat kid laugh and it’s awesome lol.

[@satiricalsartorial]

It's his smile

[@redeemedwreck109martinez8]

Yup love it lol that’s one of the things I loved about ralphie may

[@mattdoherty7733]

This comment made me laugh when I thought of that

[@PrettyCoG]

RIP Teddy. So funny with a beautiful soul. Thank you for sharing your talents with the world and making us laugh. We'll miss you.❤ 8/12/2022

[@Ojacked]

To the All Def fans, I'm glad to see Teddy is going places

[@gtimes03]

Lol this isn't "going places" Any more {by ANY MEANS} than ADD & Russell have taken him lol This is a random comedy show, with a bunch of other comedians, that CC happened to upload lol .... But I love Teddy & ADD

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

@@gtimes03 isn't that called, idk, A PATH

[@Jay-ue2ic]

Best Buy commercial now this.

[@violentblood1]

right Teddys out here coming up.

[@Pedakin]

RIGHT! But he's fantastic regardless of where he's at. REALLY hope he is good health wise though. Hate to lose him like we did Patrice O'Neal. When he and Do'Boy were going at it in losing weight I was so happy for them.

[@JordanReedYT]

“Is there a light check?” “I can just get off, alright fasho!” 😂🤣

[@Nelly-cw6iq]

He been watching to much "Foolish". That man was heavy on the light switch

[@androssteague]

Teddy ain't lying. There's a dude in my church who trappin and his children's book is about to be published.

[@spawnedagony]

androssteague OH DAMN

[@uwuseokie4123]

NDJDJD

[@mackinshizzaveli4202]

#DrySnitchMuch

[@guyfromoc9107]

That’s sum dr Dre meets dr suess type shit right there

[@YoutubeMember-pg3zb]

Four Pretend UNDERRATED COMMENT HAHAHAH

[@StoneColdTrilla219]

Will forever be my favorite All Def Comedian 🙌🏾‼️ Rest Easy Teddy 🙏🏾

[@umbrak8782]

He finally settled the beef with his barber

[@outlawz7623]

😂😂😂

[@javonandrews9137]

Found a doboy burner account

[@javcarulli1644]

Yeah that’s what I was thinking homie came out looking fresh asf good shit

[@ayofro3377]

😂😂😂😂

[@joEbOxErsvggyrl]

🤣🤣🤣

[@KQzActAsSuch]

One of those rare cats whose laugh was just as funny as his comedy. R.I.P Teddy Ray

[@charlesdalast5604]

How could anyone dislike this guy? He seems like such a good person.

[@DuttyTM]

I agree

[@christopherayettey4390]

Because hes a homosexual

[@native307]

@@christopherayettey4390 No you Incel.. he isn't

[@louie9373]

A lot of people have a weight requirement on things they allow themselves to enjoy. You know... because they don't want to be shamed by their peers for sympathizing with someone who eats what they want to eat. You know... the type of children who diet in elementary school and always seem to be in a bad mood but no one says anything because health.

[@tarzan8916]

People dislike it because these videos get censored

[@mysticangel192]

That part when he said all the guys do is say "rain" for 4 minutes straight.......knowing that I grew up in church I felt that😂😂😂

[@AudioGAWD]

Maaaaaaaan.

[@kiaraharris5767]

“Rain...rain...rain” Melodies from heaven is my song 😭😂🙌🏾

[@ButterStick64]

Rain…

[@WeiderMystic]

@@ButterStick64 raIN...

[@ButterStick64]

@@WeiderMystic Rain…

[@DonteeWeaver]

"It's 4 o'clock we still saying rain"😂

[@danielgorham5019]

I'm a simple man. I see Teddy Ray, I click.

[@zyxwut321]

If I see/hear ONE more "I'm a simple man, I see (insert here), I click."...

[@deadfacex]

FACTS

[@danielgorham5019]

zyxwut321 I’m a simple man. I see Teddy Ray, I click. 😉

[@DuttyTM]

Thats exactly how it went for me

[@thetravelinsagittarian1316]

Absolutely! Lol 😂👍

[@nahdataintit4984]

His skin is clearing up so well

[@genamonet9368]

"God's blessings rain down so Brazy blood!" 😭🤣

[@Babyshoes777]

Gena Monét I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingtshilobo1849]

Gena Monét 😂😂😂

[@bribratttjames2453]

Had me throwing up the set

[@keyfobbankand]

Shadadadadadada

[@eeleyejuh]

Isn't he the guy that said, "Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon..."

[@javimiami92]

@@deprogramclips4409 that's a fake name

[@justrandommanman7985]

@@javimiami92 what?

[@javimiami92]

@@justrandommanman7985 I was responding to someone else's comment, but they deleted it

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

That is him!!!😂😂 Another man of culture i see. I just watched the clip again!

[@esmiq7771]

Teddy version of need me by Rihanna 😂😂😂

[@HaveSumn_2Loose]

That melodies from heaven joke is so real.

[@Mosmoneyyy]

Man fr!? I had to sing tenor because there wasn't alot of men. So I know what it's like teddy

[@spacegirl92]

As soon as he mentioned melodies from heaven, I knew exactly what he was gonna say. I still remember the boys in youth choir complaining whenever we did that song.

[@blckslk5035]

🗣Le le le le let it fall on me

[@GG1212-r9w]

There is no heaven.

[@yonicapope949]

ONLY real ones that was in church 5 days a week gone understand Teddy

[@Hmmm_B]

“You like Ranch? I knew that.” 😂

[@juniorgangster9255]

Hey blood, got promoted at Bhipotle lol

[@rickc2102]

🤣

[@jjccg9415]

“Bhipotle” 😂😂😂😂 💀

[@elijahdelagrange1018]

I got a premonition at blixk flia blood

[@b.alexisbeauty5013]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@prabhleenreen3594]

LMAOOO

[@protoT]

That melodies from heaven joke is soooo true 😂😂😂

[@cynthiaaapurplehaze4525]

"I'm on a date it looks like im staring at the mirror" 😂😂😂

[@Icyking510]

This dude getting better and better every show.

[@apinity4624]

You play fortnite?

[@JRae1]

"Rain, rain, Rain, rain Rain, rain Rain, rain Rain, rain" lmaooo, he did not lie 😂

[@richardnelson26]

He’s getting better and better each show.

[@sboogie2303]

R.I.P. Teddy. We will never forget you legend

[@Ottocide]

First time seeing this dude.. seems like one if nicest people you'll ever meet.

[@Babyshoes777]

Otto von Wolf right! I wanna kick it with dude so bad.

[@SkateSka]

To be fair he kinda has to be, he can't run away if he starts some trouble.

[@Chedda3000music]

Otto von Wolf you gotta check his stuff on the All Def channel. He was hilarious on those videos. Especially the “white thanksgiving” one.

[@JonathanStephenHarris]

RIP Teddy!

[@Efgeshow]

Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon!

[@DougieDollas]

Holy shit that's the same guy lmao

[@asiac2029]

I knew I recognized his voice

[@debruhh5491]

Only thing I was thinking about the whole video

[@onyecheonobu]

Came here looking for this comment

[@gglenn991]

U a ADD OG 😂😂

[@humanstef]

rest in peace Teddy🥺you were so underrated yet put so much passion and enthusiasm into your comedy... ill miss you forever 💔💔💔💔💔

[@commentpolice2026]

Sopranos: Rain down on me Altos: let it let it let it rain on me Tenors:Rain 💀🤣😂🤣😂

[@niclee6480]

U knew that . good on ya playa

[@niqueybangz]

🤣🤣

[@ecreaeadne3508]

Alex Johnson We always go “LALALALAALA IT FALLS ON ME” I love how every church puts their on spin on it

[@Mosmoneyyy]

The dude pulled out a cigarette 😂 teddy

[@miza16kim34]

The choir director be like boys put some joy in it!!! Lmao

[@Boogs.310]

Man I revisit Teddy’s stand up a few times a month just to get my spirit right. Still can’t believe he’s gone. 1:02 Damn 😢 Rip Teddy Ray and Jak Knight

[@user-fd9jh1rh6k]

Teddy ray has his own style of humor for sure

[@aneshaelizabeth]

This popped up on my suggested and I haven’t seen it in a while. Teddy really helped me get through my teen years while I was living with depression. I’m going to miss him 😢

[@phatnut3001]

why this dude friend that gang bangs and manages chipotle sound like a character that was cut from gta 5 😂

[@oliver-fg5vs]

Lmaooo

[@jamestuck90]

OG LOCC

[@garrettlempia6539]

If you wanna sell drugs and get away with it you need a legitimate job to keep the cops from paying attention you need to look like your doing everything on the up and up

[@trevonlondon5101]

Lool breaking bad

[@israelsjukebox7810]

1:02 made me almost drop my phone man…long live the young kings teddy ray and jak knight 😭🤎

[@jimmicake]

For real 😢

[@mattgaming8717]

Gangbanging and the manager of chipotle. Damn man. Kills it.

[@louiscounts6700]

Teddy Rays laugh is so joyful and hearty! He really loves what he does!

[@jdogbeck1]

Real OGS have heard the chipotle story from before 😂

[@lamarcuswebb4246]

I knew this sounded familiar 😂😂

[@robin9031]

jdogbeck1 i swear this a old vid bc ik half the jokes 😂

[@imlooyah6103]

Fr

[@Jay-ue2ic]

He reused half these jokes from ADD.

[@WaltAndWaves]

The AverageBroShow Podcast A TON of comedians reuse jokes

[@Dee-ll9uz]

Rip Teddy thank you for all the laughs he was one of the most naturally funny people on all def

[@moniquemonique9467]

My Pastor used to introduce his first lady as "Chocolate Thunder." SMH...too vivid, too vivid.

[@alexandrangreen6852]

You gained your wings👼🏿. Blessings to your family and friends. Forever Loved 👑🤎🧚🏾‍♀️

[@njinhere]

how my pastor used to introduce his wife my abyssianian doll baby, voluptuous black woman that God gave to me and he who hath findth a with findth a good thing ...

[@Introvertsan]

🤣😂

[@GMANKOOL23]

😂😂😂😂

[@rickc2102]

"Aww, yeah girl, we like your hat" had me rolling 🤣 Shame about the censorship *glares at yt*

[@BullsithDetector]

Yes, more Teddy. Finally!

[@anakLA]

Mann I wish i got to see you live homie

[@Siyamthanda123]

Him laughing at his own jokes is gold 😂😂😂

[@LivinglikeSteph]

His laugh makes everything better lol

[@anonymouse1289]

"You can't Crip and be in the choir, y"know w'amean?" Audience: 2:38

[@audriiiiroberts3030]

dude was into itt

[@gtimes03]

Lolol Harsh

[@spiritualopportunism4585]

So creepy, singled out

[@DavidRojasJr]

😂😂😂

[@TRAY2COCKY]

Looking like his homebody giving moral support

[@savalaslindsey274]

1:01 R.I.P Teddy and Jak

[@bighomieJ5X]

"The number 4" 😁😁😁 omg I'm so dead 🙊🙊

[@jonesyh123]

Teddy is really funny af lmao. Side note: without the "rain" part of the song it wouldn't be the same lol

[@frankl.garnica1709]

YOOOOOOO!!! NONAME IN THA CROWD!!!

[@Babyshoes777]

Where? Gimme the time stamp 👀

[@grumpypandy8123]

@@Babyshoes777 at 1:01

[@artheaux666]

OMG 👀👀👀

[@Danielfranchi1234]

Came down here for this comment 👍 chi in the house !

[@nikaf4298]

❤️❤️

[@brandithevirgo]

I love Teddy’s laugh 😂❤️ been a fan since ADD

[@nolifeorname5731]

can we get the uncensored version pls?

[@rayhairston7582]

There's an uncensored version of most of the same jokes on KZbin. I saw it about a month ago but this is still worth a click.

[@CaptainSalazar69]

Fuck you. There you go

[@queentiffany7126]

Captain Salazar 🤣🤣🤣

[@tabitharosefreeman1793]

Captain Salazar 😂😂

[@JayFlicc]

@@CaptainSalazar69 gu

[@MaeV808]

Rest in peace Teddy Ray. You gave a lot of joy/laughs to people across the world.

[@notbatman6488]

Teddy need his own Special

[@Jorich196]

notbatman he’ll get there soon he’s mad funny

[@quilo3539]

Never heard of this guy until this yr when I started watching the 85 south show ! I always loved when he opened for them damn RiP 🙏

[@stickupkydd9454]

I'm a complicated human if I don't see teddy then I don't click .(edit) wooh yall make me blush

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Ay bruh. I highly doubt your character now

[@soth1sol]

internet's bigger than he is, believe it or not

[@jessea.3883]

@@soth1sol I choose not to believe

[@clairecoppertone8582]

@@jessea.3883 lol too real! I totally get it!!!

[@annika2856]

My like made your like count 420. *your welcome*

[@CherryFlambé]

Teddy looks good with his haircut! He's looking healthy too!

[@grantb4506]

So we just gon act like we aint see Noname in the crowd @1:01 yea aight

[@tahjsampier2467]

gmoney 1431 Right!!!!

[@poryprom]

also Jak Knight sitting with her in the same shot!

[@KWayneProductions]

man i came to the comments to see if i was trippin

[@JohnJohnson-my8zg]

Who is no name? Lol

[@poryprom]

John Johnson a hip hop artist

[@lovely765mdi]

Did anyone else start singing the soprano and alto parts of Melodies from Heaven too?

[@lisacox3750]

Me!!! That's my song. I remember when we sang it in the choir back in the day!!!! Nothing like the 1990s gospel songs. I'm an alto and still remember my part.

[@superthowed]

He finally got a haircut, lined up to perfection.

[@adrianarmenta9957]

Left all def and made it to Comedy Central. I’ve been saying Teddy was the most hilarious dude out of the whole SQUADD. Makes me genuinely happy to see him on Comedy Central. Hats off to you Teddy Ray

[@Figs3]

TEDDY ON COMEDY CENTRAL!!! SquADD!!

[@williemccloud2046]

Tearing up watching all of his videos, he was one of a kind! ❤️ RIP

[@van9825]

I see Teddy Ray I click immediately!! MORE TEDDY RAY PLS

[@YungSchemer]

this man was hilarious may he rest in peace 🕊

[@Lapua79]

Comedy Central? Teddy u doin it bro!

[@djones1234567654321]

This dude so funny I'm so glad he's blowing up

[@KIDalexriley]

Teddy been working man. Love seeing this dude kill. Getting more and more polished!

[@starbabi77]

I just love Teddy Ray....he's one of my favorite people 💖

[@SaintTroski]

me sitting here knowing i herd this set already but im still gone watch it

[@jimalemartinez]

If you didn't know about Teddy Ray before his untimely passing... You missed a truly beautiful spirit. But I hope you still enjoy his comedy, as I am sure you will. Rest In Paradise Theadore "Teddy Ray" Brown. You are gone too soon. We love you. Save me a place. 8/12/22 🙏🏽🕊️🌹💐🐐👑✊🏾💪🏾💙💔

[@Shakshuka69]

Dude is excellent

[@whostaddymason2916]

I’m glad he’s finally getting his time to shine!!! Been following this guy for a few years now; him and that ADD crew. Slink, Do-Boy, Teddy, etc

[@WhalesWilly]

Bout time you got off All Def Teddy, more people need to know about you

[@W33SNAW]

2:55 Literally the bane of my existence LMAO

[@saydeesaydee2847]

I love his laugh!!! he is so hilarious!!! Lunch break comedy!

[@matthewmoore9289]

“Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon”

[@adisa313]

I see Teddy Ray, I click.

[@jakerushworth2839]

So Glad to see my boy Teddy doing his thing. Hes funny down to his core fr.

[@clkk3rd1]

Instantly stopped smiling when I saw Jack Knight at 1:01 😭 RIP both of these hilarious dudes man. Gone way too soon.

[@micah6320]

crazy seeing Teddy & Jak there together. Fly high boys🕊

[@condohatesme]

2:05 “Brazy blessings 😂🤣

[@XoeCox]

I really enjoyed him! The Melodies from Haven joke was too funny.

[@JoeE1024]

I first saw him on the 85 south show. Been a fan ever since. Hes hilarious

[@maumbu]

I don't think I've seen so much love in a comment section before. That's pretty damn cool. Teddy single handedly brought the internet together.

[@jamiesimmons6087]

Blessings rain down so brazy blood

[@bribratttjames2453]

Piru

[@earthboundforever777]

Shout-out to Teddy Ray✊🏿 Going places, keep it up 😂💯

[@tiffluvsjs23]

"melodies from heaven" is the jawnt though.

[@OGxMINI]

He’s a fluffy version of Hannibal Buress and I love every second of it

[@snapees]

Big guy is funny!!

[@trainingdays]

Lol, totally agree

[@stain5504]

Glad to see teddy doing big things!!!

[@tokyobrittany]

What a charismatic & funny guy. The audience really took him in well too Glad I clicked on this video! Teddy Ray has a new fan :-)

[@tunasci]

"LA is like the gang bang capital of the world" Rio de Janeiro: 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@icd.f44.9]

right lol

[@ssgssbeet4133]

He said in the 80s & 90s not anymore

[@tunasci]

@@ssgssbeet4133 Eu não tinha entendido isso, mas mesmo assim. Só acha isso quem só conhece a realidade dos EUA.

[@tunasci]

@@ssgssbeet4133 RJ 80s: CV sequestrando empresários e políticos e fazendo vários assaltos a banco, os viúvos da ditadura fazendo atentados pela cidade, os policiais que também perderam poder com o fim da ditadura consolidando poder no crime organizado ao lado dos antigos bicheiros

[@tunasci]

RJ 90s: A década começa com várias chacinas que mudam a história da cidade. Os traficantes usando armamentos de guerra, influenciados por traficantes internacionais e guerrilheiros, estampando capa de jornal. A polícia pagando bonificação salarial por cada cadáver que o soldado produz.

[@jdsoteldo]

man teddy is just funny. he just makes you smile

[@Utomneian]

so when is Teddy's Netflix special coming out so i can hear his jokes without CC bleeping all the naughty words?

[@Richcity_Ez]

Man this crazy rip teddy and jak knight in the crowd RIP KINGS

[@lonewolf2513]

Rest in peace Teddy Ray. You will live on in history