Hannibal Buress SAVAGE Moments

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5 жыл бұрын

Hannibal Buress' funniest and most savage moments!
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@poetball3045
@poetball3045 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Hannibal is the master of sitting in chairs with armrests.
@aaron4ism
@aaron4ism 4 жыл бұрын
poetball the pioneer of armed chairs 💯😂
@mcdonaldsmcnugs3295
@mcdonaldsmcnugs3295 4 жыл бұрын
I second this
@OggeDCSubToMePlease
@OggeDCSubToMePlease 4 жыл бұрын
If there’s something to be proud of
@TummyHissell
@TummyHissell 4 жыл бұрын
This is oddly specific and makes it doubly correct. 😂
@chris-wv6kv
@chris-wv6kv 4 жыл бұрын
poetball the god of ÂRMRËŚTÇHÂÏR
@tekkaki
@tekkaki 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal the type of dude to call in sick to his doctors appointment
@safetylamp1681
@safetylamp1681 3 жыл бұрын
tekkaki lmaoo
@dr.trousers6101
@dr.trousers6101 3 жыл бұрын
Dead😂😂
@birhon
@birhon 3 жыл бұрын
only some shit a white dude would say
@viktorashistan7207
@viktorashistan7207 3 жыл бұрын
u got 666 likes and imma leave it at that
@hongkongcantonese501
@hongkongcantonese501 3 жыл бұрын
that was brilliant!
@G33KST4R
@G33KST4R 4 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend keeps giving me health tips like: "Hannibal you're going to die."
@a.t.hustle1583
@a.t.hustle1583 3 жыл бұрын
I read this right when he said it. Weird
@freebornfloor1600
@freebornfloor1600 3 жыл бұрын
Literally what I told my boyfriend.
@molo2793
@molo2793 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@benjaminmcintosh857
@benjaminmcintosh857 3 жыл бұрын
That's a good tip
@fridaynightpizza7158
@fridaynightpizza7158 3 жыл бұрын
SHE RISES.
@ThemisticShadow
@ThemisticShadow 4 жыл бұрын
Why do i feel like hannibal was just a normal funny dude who didnt plan to be famous or anything like that but it jus happened?😂 Love him😂
@squid1481
@squid1481 4 жыл бұрын
He's yet to become a Hollywood asshole that's why lol Hope he never does Hannibal seems cool as fuck
@seduyo
@seduyo 4 жыл бұрын
squid landlord moment
@c1979h
@c1979h 4 жыл бұрын
He got famous after saying what he said about Bill Cosby, he an "industry" puppet. I call him highschool prankster funny, he didn't get famous until he said what they (industry) wanted him to say about Cosby. His simple @SS has never said anything about what goes on in the industry or how African Americans are treated in the country. But you want me to believe he knew about Cosby all on his on, he did what the execs wanted him to and he got paid handsomely with movie roles only they could give him.
@ieshabonner7678
@ieshabonner7678 4 жыл бұрын
There’s this guy in my class who feels like this could happen to him.
@zazabroom
@zazabroom 4 жыл бұрын
c1979h I agree with you but cmon man, don’t ruin it. Hannibal became famous because he’s Hannibal Buress. Wack man
@thebananamelon5065
@thebananamelon5065 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal spoiled his own book on live television
@Bikes805
@Bikes805 5 жыл бұрын
The Banana Melon yup, his publisher is probably pissed!
@thazmat
@thazmat 5 жыл бұрын
@Jarhead for real?
@Key.Fantasy
@Key.Fantasy 5 жыл бұрын
@@thazmat are you for real?
@dankmheems290
@dankmheems290 5 жыл бұрын
It was a part of the joke with the punchline being "Part 2 coming soon" after he annoyed everyone lol
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 5 жыл бұрын
It took me a year and 3 months to read that book. Totally worth it.
@Callmepauly
@Callmepauly 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal only wears his glasses to make his eyes look bigger.
@az-sy7be
@az-sy7be 4 жыл бұрын
dame you know its true because 1K likes and no comments
@goodnessogunkola2448
@goodnessogunkola2448 4 жыл бұрын
It really is actually true his eyes are abnormally small😭😂
@realbland
@realbland 4 жыл бұрын
That's the only reason we wear glasses. The sight thing is a secund priority
@AlainCarAudioManiac
@AlainCarAudioManiac 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's just always incredibly high
@jamesalvarado3961
@jamesalvarado3961 4 жыл бұрын
His eyes °👃° 👄
@jokerwayne6358
@jokerwayne6358 4 жыл бұрын
"If you have triplets give one away" -hannibal Very poetic
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody needs 3 of the same thing. But I’m the type of guy that won’t take the top newspaper on the stack…
@newguy3588
@newguy3588 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 Yeah, 2 is good because then you have at least one backup.
@burgrz_tasty1237
@burgrz_tasty1237 Жыл бұрын
The Chinese communist party endorsed this statement
@shitlordflytrap1078
@shitlordflytrap1078 4 жыл бұрын
Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate.
@Gentamoru
@Gentamoru 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏
@AnonymousRandomGuy006
@AnonymousRandomGuy006 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@averys1738
@averys1738 3 жыл бұрын
Coachella sucks this year
@Riodel1
@Riodel1 3 жыл бұрын
🔽🎉🎉🎉🎉
@nicholasbbrown14
@nicholasbbrown14 3 жыл бұрын
yyyEEEEEAAAHHHHHH
@cody6685
@cody6685 5 жыл бұрын
He read the whole book.
@ghostnoodle9721
@ghostnoodle9721 5 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for him to escalate shit for no reason
@szysi3k
@szysi3k 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking spoilers, I wanted to read it myself.
@JackyTMusic
@JackyTMusic 5 жыл бұрын
lol coz he knew that show was trash. see how the lady couldnt stand him doing his thing.. Its a conservative wank thing here in Aust so he wanted to troll their.control tendency haha
@coachkyle6996
@coachkyle6996 5 жыл бұрын
@@JackyTMusic conservative??????? wow...
@JackyTMusic
@JackyTMusic 5 жыл бұрын
@@coachkyle6996 Yeah, u dont agree? Conservative in its traditional sense of the word.. as in a non deviation from the ledger style of doing anything coz 'it aint broke'.. theres nothing liberal or alternative about the format.. even if some of their content leans that way to masquerade that theyre more than just a ratings grab show like all the others.. Sorry for the ambiguous wording
@ThaAceman_art_nature
@ThaAceman_art_nature 5 жыл бұрын
My dude hired an imposter to go to a movie premiere 😂💀#legendaryStatus
@katielest7529
@katielest7529 4 жыл бұрын
Chanch Chanch that’s why it’s legendary
@heliosextras2703
@heliosextras2703 4 жыл бұрын
@Chanch Chanch how is that not legendary?
@CinoG2G
@CinoG2G 4 жыл бұрын
He said "he looks nothing like me"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@heliosextras2703
@heliosextras2703 4 жыл бұрын
@Chanch Chanch Yeah but he basically tricked Hollywood and then made fun of them.
@youbetzler
@youbetzler 4 жыл бұрын
@Chanch Chanch nobody knows who legends are until they do something legendary like hire an imposter who looks nothing like you to pose as you at a hollywood premiere...
@jadelee6555
@jadelee6555 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is genuinely funny. Like I feel like he doesn't even have to try, he's just naturally hilarious.
@napalminthemorning8309
@napalminthemorning8309 3 жыл бұрын
Being that kinda person is a gift for sure.
@Z4J3B4NT
@Z4J3B4NT 3 жыл бұрын
I just watched this because I had no idea who he was. He ain't that funny. He's random and all that, but come on... I had friends who had that wannabe "different and then surprised how that's weird" energy. That's a teenage stoner I wanna get chicks with my originality vibe. If I was 20, that'd be funny.
@RebornLegacy
@RebornLegacy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Z4J3B4NT Lol, yur such a fucking loser bro.
@DonIsDeluxe
@DonIsDeluxe 3 жыл бұрын
Z4J3B4NT .....wut?
@Z4J3B4NT
@Z4J3B4NT 3 жыл бұрын
@@RebornLegacy Thanks. Means a lot coming from you.
@robertearley364
@robertearley364 3 жыл бұрын
Low key he read an entire children's book on a talk show....and everyone was intrigued 😂
@Accion_y_Pasion
@Accion_y_Pasion 3 жыл бұрын
Except that one lady trying to ruin the joke “you do know we know how to count”
@Mesder13
@Mesder13 3 жыл бұрын
@@Accion_y_Pasion Nah, that made it better. If he just sat there and read the whole thing in silence it wouldn't have been funny, it was his insistence on finishing it that made it great.
@HelixMX
@HelixMX 2 жыл бұрын
@@Accion_y_Pasion yeah I'm from Aus and that show fuckin sucks dude
@joltran3276
@joltran3276 4 жыл бұрын
He made them sit through that whole book
@takoshihitsamaru4675
@takoshihitsamaru4675 3 жыл бұрын
The Project is full of SJW woke asshats trying to be representative of Australians. They're one of the worst things our country has ever produced, sadly.
@onyx8231
@onyx8231 3 жыл бұрын
He probably swiped it from a kids play/waiting area in the back on his way out. 🤣
@anonymousxaela761
@anonymousxaela761 3 жыл бұрын
@@takoshihitsamaru4675 Ngl I think you're the worst thing your country has ever produced
@finnthewastebin1503
@finnthewastebin1503 3 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Xaela you don't even know
@brandon974
@brandon974 3 жыл бұрын
savage
@KillaPhi2k11
@KillaPhi2k11 5 жыл бұрын
That kick to flav's face had me crying
@GNerdful
@GNerdful 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that people kept asking flava on twitter if he was really kicked and he was getting really annoyed. Hannibal and Eric andre kept telling everyone they did kick flava and he got real pissed off.
@yeahmhm2345
@yeahmhm2345 4 жыл бұрын
@@GNerdful I can't grasp being mad that you weren't kicked in the face.
@deantechristian2757
@deantechristian2757 4 жыл бұрын
That was real I swear 😂
@jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071
@jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071 4 жыл бұрын
nerd Surfer nah sadly the kick was edited
@oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321
@oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321 4 жыл бұрын
Kick was edited, but it was still funny af no cap
@JeyDerp
@JeyDerp 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is that kid in class who keeps to himself but says funny shit when he’s in a group
@aidanluke1140
@aidanluke1140 3 жыл бұрын
Stg
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 3 жыл бұрын
The dude getting everyone in trouble for laughing in class. Comedic assassin.
@nicko9365
@nicko9365 3 жыл бұрын
Hannibels first joke about handshake germs was wayyy ahead it’s time. Aged well into 2020 🤣
@overgrownghost
@overgrownghost 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I was thinking the same thing, I just kept seeing comments from a year ago
@lancehandy6648
@lancehandy6648 3 жыл бұрын
And he was a huge reason bill cosby got caught. How this dude keep being ahead of everthing? Lol
@clawzx1195
@clawzx1195 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you're acting like germs were a glossed over thing like it's the fucking midevel times, the fucking dark ages
@toyoseries
@toyoseries 3 жыл бұрын
@peace or power I mean you gotta go when you gotta go.
@billgreenly5522
@billgreenly5522 3 жыл бұрын
peace or power weak
@felixclinthorne612
@felixclinthorne612 5 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Tinder allegedly got mad at Hannibal for calling them out for what most people use the app for, and now the ads they run are trying to promote them as exactly that. Lol
@lamosos
@lamosos 5 жыл бұрын
If by most people you mean most men, then yeah.
@felixclinthorne612
@felixclinthorne612 5 жыл бұрын
@@lamosos No, I mean most people. If I had meant to falsely state otherwise, I would have.
@MiamiWill3
@MiamiWill3 5 жыл бұрын
@@lamosos lmao shut the fuck up
@mikebarnes7441
@mikebarnes7441 4 жыл бұрын
@@lamosos so theres ONLY men on tinder? Yeah right
@lamosos
@lamosos 4 жыл бұрын
Jfc, that wasn't even subtle. Are you really that dense that you need it broken down?
@supaflylob
@supaflylob 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal got the smallest eyes in the game
@christophermichael5764
@christophermichael5764 5 жыл бұрын
its like a Nintendo Wii character with small eyes
@chip404
@chip404 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Hannibal: ( ´ ___ ` )
@C_mao
@C_mao 4 жыл бұрын
He's like a King of the Hill character, (if there were any black people)
@whychilly5303
@whychilly5303 4 жыл бұрын
shusquiddo this is literally me
@tea_3414
@tea_3414 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like a cartoon character without glasses
@saltyme7711
@saltyme7711 4 жыл бұрын
When is glasses are off he always looks like that cartoon character that takes off his glasses and has beady eyes.
@Hellbunnyfelicia
@Hellbunnyfelicia 3 жыл бұрын
True lmao
@apseudonym
@apseudonym 2 жыл бұрын
milhouse lookin ass
@Krazyk007x2
@Krazyk007x2 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else find it funny that Hannibal took 5 Adderalls & it just brought him up to average human speed?
@paytonlott5183
@paytonlott5183 3 жыл бұрын
man lives in slow motion
@onutube6392
@onutube6392 2 жыл бұрын
Could be he took a smaller dosage and needed more to achieve the effect
@mambono5558
@mambono5558 5 жыл бұрын
"Hannibal why don't you put a napkin in your lap?" -"Because i believe in my self." :'D
@nochill9475
@nochill9475 4 жыл бұрын
That is by far a huge power move! Imagine, you're eating with royalty, one of them asks you and this is what you say! Everyone else would look down in shame.
@vaarelsauce
@vaarelsauce 4 жыл бұрын
No Chill alpha move
@rustykuntz7423
@rustykuntz7423 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@nochill9475
@nochill9475 4 жыл бұрын
@@rustykuntz7423 how can you not understand? OK, the napkin is used to wipe your mouth and protect your clothes from getting messy in case you spill some, he said he is so confident in himself that he doesn't need the napkin for that.
@spjr99
@spjr99 3 жыл бұрын
I do this and I've kinda had this joke for a while it made me smile when he said ut
@rasberrysauce
@rasberrysauce 5 жыл бұрын
Why does Hannibal's face always look like it's still buffering? Like a low-res ps2 model
@belovedlioness151992
@belovedlioness151992 4 жыл бұрын
Damn hahaha
@waalter
@waalter 4 жыл бұрын
David Alexander Padgett LMAOOO
@rafthethinker4948
@rafthethinker4948 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@MomMom-qo1qz
@MomMom-qo1qz 4 жыл бұрын
NOW THAT'S SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣
@RealEyesRealiseRealLies
@RealEyesRealiseRealLies 4 жыл бұрын
Noooo 😬😭🤣😂
@greggoat6570
@greggoat6570 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal with the children’s book is another level of genius
@stevenoudie7695
@stevenoudie7695 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for part 2 lol
@timothy5092
@timothy5092 4 жыл бұрын
i feel like hannibal doesn't know that he's making people laugh sometimes lmao
@elosopodast
@elosopodast 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is hella underrated, he is hilarious.
@volarb9613
@volarb9613 4 жыл бұрын
How is he underrated he is literally on every big night show and platform
@patrickrussell6558
@patrickrussell6558 4 жыл бұрын
Not really
@1WEareBUFO1
@1WEareBUFO1 4 жыл бұрын
he's about to give you an inane quest in TH's underground.
@dickenssayshi
@dickenssayshi 4 жыл бұрын
What you should have said is that he is underappreciated
@InbredJed82060
@InbredJed82060 4 жыл бұрын
So is your mom.
@gigglyme2001
@gigglyme2001 5 жыл бұрын
I loved how he kept going with the numbers book when they would interrupt him. The ocd In me is very glad he went through til the end.
@Enzaio
@Enzaio 4 жыл бұрын
He skipped 16. Sorry to point that out.
@cryojudgement2376
@cryojudgement2376 4 жыл бұрын
My OCD was enraged because I could still hear them over him.
@DaleGribble1
@DaleGribble1 4 жыл бұрын
He had that Adderall focus on the book
@OligoST
@OligoST 3 жыл бұрын
He was definitely getting payed to read that. “7 logos” “12 logos” those are endorsements because he promoted those brands live on TV
@jmaxpaine
@jmaxpaine 3 жыл бұрын
OligoST thats genius 😂
@gerardov.9716
@gerardov.9716 4 жыл бұрын
This guy's timing is flawless.
@Accion_y_Pasion
@Accion_y_Pasion 3 жыл бұрын
That Australian lady really was trying to ruin his joke “you do know we know how to count” shut up and let him count 😂
@datmeme8967
@datmeme8967 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like he got CGI de-aged.
@yeeyeeasshaircut3929
@yeeyeeasshaircut3929 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal Buress drop yo skincare routine!!!
@Unclejamsarmy
@Unclejamsarmy 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao so accurate
@davecom3
@davecom3 4 жыл бұрын
@@Unclejamsarmy so accutane*
@AfroPower28
@AfroPower28 4 жыл бұрын
W
@danielc2874
@danielc2874 4 жыл бұрын
Money does that
@Fitzn
@Fitzn 5 жыл бұрын
That kick to the face😂😂
@barringtonfisher87
@barringtonfisher87 5 жыл бұрын
Haha his face right before it is quality
@1414TTT
@1414TTT 5 жыл бұрын
He actually roundhoused flava flav. No joke.
@bigrich0926
@bigrich0926 5 жыл бұрын
That fart right before tho
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 5 жыл бұрын
Flavor Flave saw that kick and called Eric up and was kinda pissed but he laughed it off. What really set him off was people laughing at him and telling him that kicked him like a bitch (or something like that). Eric has a podcast where he talks to Hannibal so it's all on there.
@LightYagami-wt1jw
@LightYagami-wt1jw 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna know what happened after it
@idk-zy9ig
@idk-zy9ig 4 жыл бұрын
no disrespect this guy legit looks like a dark souls character
@MorfMusic
@MorfMusic 4 жыл бұрын
idk you’ve been invaded by BeadyEyes Hannibal the Great
@JonnySublime
@JonnySublime 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like one
@neal2399
@neal2399 3 жыл бұрын
You meet him by the firelink shrine. You ask him his burden. He says “Oh I killed ‘em all but they all come back if I stand up, so imma just chill here”
@dantetejeda1868
@dantetejeda1868 2 жыл бұрын
The "My First Numbers" bit killed me. I love that the host kept trying to interrupt but Hannibal just stiff armed them.... because he believes in himself :')
@urosbjelos8415
@urosbjelos8415 9 ай бұрын
14 likes
@AnimalSyndicate
@AnimalSyndicate 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO "If you lose this game will you join their team next season?" I'm dead boy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@josephperez4319
@josephperez4319 4 жыл бұрын
I scrolled down specifically looking for THIS comment and NOBODY is talking about it! Lmao
@strongmoon1
@strongmoon1 4 жыл бұрын
not a fan a basketball but what does it mean
@tattedguy9579
@tattedguy9579 4 жыл бұрын
strongmoon1 Kevin Durant lost to the Warriors and then joined there team.
@strongmoon1
@strongmoon1 4 жыл бұрын
@@tattedguy9579 ah well DAMN
@mitchrapp5214
@mitchrapp5214 3 жыл бұрын
So cold
@MORGN
@MORGN 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal is a legend lmao
@thelastfreedomfighter2646
@thelastfreedomfighter2646 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal savage moments- "racist racism is racist"
@rocksparadox
@rocksparadox 5 жыл бұрын
MORGN. the rapper It's good that you can say '' lmao'', laugh it off all you like but calling a below mediocre ''comedian'' a ''legend'' shows that you must hail from a region where the average sense of humour is less developed than in, let's say , Germany. ;) (Funnybot 3000)
@georgerichardson8992
@georgerichardson8992 5 жыл бұрын
David Sanchez lol u got It wrong
@o0xst
@o0xst 5 жыл бұрын
why you type "lmao" at the end of the sentence
@tadhgogorman3459
@tadhgogorman3459 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah crossed the alps with fuckin elephants? thats pretty hardcore
@TreachourusJdogg
@TreachourusJdogg 4 жыл бұрын
I'd just like to say, the imposter nailed that interview at the premier
@theb4rcl4y24
@theb4rcl4y24 4 жыл бұрын
"durant, if uhhh if yall lose this game will you join their team next season" "what" I AM DEAD lmao hannibal brave af
@ne1095
@ne1095 4 жыл бұрын
Then kd says "what" like he doesn't know what he said
@SubscribersDOWNBELOW
@SubscribersDOWNBELOW 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3vXpH2pabGrbaM
@tenthmaple5930
@tenthmaple5930 5 жыл бұрын
Dude that actor nailed the interview haha thanks for the upload
@marie-antoinette9185
@marie-antoinette9185 5 жыл бұрын
Let's give it up for Hannibal Burgers everybody
@GarettMacLaren
@GarettMacLaren 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a daily burger from Bob's Burgers
@napalmkitty6686
@napalmkitty6686 5 жыл бұрын
.....who killed Hannibal...?
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 5 жыл бұрын
Hannibal. You may be wondering if they're named after the meat or the chef, and the answer is yes.
@bestusernameever1548
@bestusernameever1548 5 жыл бұрын
That's almost as cool as the name Allison Burgers, but then again this is just from a big fan of THE DICTATOR-ship.
@JokerL1000
@JokerL1000 5 жыл бұрын
Lets give a quick shout out to Christina applegate
@ewwpoorpeople5684
@ewwpoorpeople5684 3 жыл бұрын
How does Hannibal... tell other people about his job? "Yeah, I do acting jobs, but I also just kinda show up to things. Also, sometimes, I don't show up. I get away with it, so..."
@SavageGreywolf
@SavageGreywolf 3 жыл бұрын
he's like the black Bill Murray
@timjongunproductions
@timjongunproductions 4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal: I am the funniest man in comedy Haters: Boo! Hannibal: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT
@strengthoveraesthetics239
@strengthoveraesthetics239 2 жыл бұрын
timothy get out of here with that reddit ass memes
@dunetiger
@dunetiger 5 жыл бұрын
What do you think people did.... before ladders?
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 5 жыл бұрын
Human ladder.
@wontonsoup4916
@wontonsoup4916 5 жыл бұрын
Till a man named Thomas Ladder came along and said, "I got an idea for y'all fuckin niggas" 😂😂👌💦
@UkuleleVillain
@UkuleleVillain 5 жыл бұрын
orgies
@Zachinthehat
@Zachinthehat 5 жыл бұрын
Before ladders they built them
@Nintendofan2012
@Nintendofan2012 5 жыл бұрын
Assassin's Creed style, what else
@adamseagroves6685
@adamseagroves6685 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda grossed out by shaking hands with president then continues to eat free backstage popcorn out of his jacket packet.
@litedaya7657
@litedaya7657 5 жыл бұрын
Tar Heel Fella he doesn’t want his hands to get bloody
@imanidiotforreplyingbut6267
@imanidiotforreplyingbut6267 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah because its HIS pocket.
@zb6073
@zb6073 5 жыл бұрын
Yes Jimmy Carter’s a pederast that is one hot take right here
@xskeaton1729
@xskeaton1729 5 жыл бұрын
packet
@CPTHAP
@CPTHAP 5 жыл бұрын
He trusts his own germs more than he trusts the germs of everyone on the flights, plus Jimmy's.
@shyguymalta
@shyguymalta 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey I'm former President Jimmy Carter, shake my nasty hand!"
@kewltricks
@kewltricks 3 жыл бұрын
"If you have triplets, give one away." -Hannibal Buress POTUS 2020
@akuma4u
@akuma4u 5 жыл бұрын
hes so funny i cant tell if he pre plans/writes this stuff or its all off the top of his head
@ghostnoodle9721
@ghostnoodle9721 5 жыл бұрын
Good comedians all have this quality
@akuma4u
@akuma4u 5 жыл бұрын
with most comedians ive been able to tell they wrote the material and its an act they are performing.. but with him, i think they way his delivery is.. it makes it seem like its all on the spot with no pre planning at all.
@royalfrog850
@royalfrog850 5 жыл бұрын
sometimes its planned, the book of numbers he found backstage,, you should listen to his podcast handsome rambler, he talks about it on one of the eps
@TheRealMadDogMac
@TheRealMadDogMac 5 жыл бұрын
A little of both. He’s stated before (don’t remember where I heard him mention this at the moment) that he has fall back material in his arsenal so that there’s no dead air. He starts off with having a normal conversation & from there, just sees where it goes.
@leovuitton9117
@leovuitton9117 5 жыл бұрын
Probably both
@milesdee9397
@milesdee9397 5 жыл бұрын
If you have triplets give one away 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@carlosss9871
@carlosss9871 5 жыл бұрын
*triplets
@ezequielalanis2694
@ezequielalanis2694 4 жыл бұрын
900th like
@smithintern-tainment7868
@smithintern-tainment7868 4 жыл бұрын
I just read a Kurt Vonnegut story about that
@JyvynShpdinterlude
@JyvynShpdinterlude 3 жыл бұрын
8:42 A Waiter: "Hannibal, why you never put a napkin on your lap?" Hannibal: "Because... I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!"
@dmoney0102
@dmoney0102 3 жыл бұрын
How dope is it that he just randomly promoted a children’s book probably sold like at least five more copies after that
@jakubbarton1770
@jakubbarton1770 4 жыл бұрын
1:15 i just realized Hannibal farts right before he knees Flave in the mouth
@childrenofbodom33333
@childrenofbodom33333 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Harikusa
@Harikusa 4 жыл бұрын
Where's that scene from?!
@DJSamsonofficial
@DJSamsonofficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@Harikusa Eric André show
@mikespongili8254
@mikespongili8254 3 жыл бұрын
that's definitely a sound effect but it's perfectly timed
@Mona-kg6hy
@Mona-kg6hy 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was kneeing him because the guest farted lmao
@sarahgranados9830
@sarahgranados9830 5 жыл бұрын
“I gotta fake Starbucks name”
@531ff
@531ff 5 жыл бұрын
sarah granados bang me
@Gwynplaine4
@Gwynplaine4 4 жыл бұрын
Forget this loser, I know what you want. Someone's made the naughty list... (smacks lips)
@strengthandmasculinity
@strengthandmasculinity 4 жыл бұрын
wrf guys have some respecc for the lady who gonna go out with and then have sex with me later
@ALEXANDERATTACK
@ALEXANDERATTACK 4 жыл бұрын
@@strengthandmasculinity ....tell me about it
@fourgugel5347
@fourgugel5347 4 жыл бұрын
Damn how tf yall this horny
@rowsbadly2972
@rowsbadly2972 3 жыл бұрын
2018: Lol Hannibal, you're so funny. 2019: Lol Hannibal, you're so funny. 2020: Jimmy Carter needs to wash his damn hands.
@asdffjsdjasd
@asdffjsdjasd 3 жыл бұрын
The Eric Andre show would never have worked without Hannibal.
@Hellbunnyfelicia
@Hellbunnyfelicia 3 жыл бұрын
True
@jessepennington6393
@jessepennington6393 3 жыл бұрын
Nah
@LudaChez
@LudaChez 2 жыл бұрын
This last season without him was great
@Vaultguides1
@Vaultguides1 5 жыл бұрын
He's so classically handsome
@legendtaco1
@legendtaco1 5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a Muppet in blackface
@ALEXANDERATTACK
@ALEXANDERATTACK 4 жыл бұрын
@@legendtaco1 strange that came to your mind
@operator1338
@operator1338 4 жыл бұрын
@@ALEXANDERATTACK i dont dissagree with him
@Itsunclegabby
@Itsunclegabby 4 жыл бұрын
@@ALEXANDERATTACK I'm brown and I liked his comment.
@ALEXANDERATTACK
@ALEXANDERATTACK 4 жыл бұрын
@@Itsunclegabby good for you
@rasunfrmqns653
@rasunfrmqns653 5 жыл бұрын
'What that car do to you'
@TACGamer-yj3uc
@TACGamer-yj3uc 4 жыл бұрын
Who that other comedian?
@NolanStidham
@NolanStidham 4 жыл бұрын
@@TACGamer-yj3uc Eric Andre
@TACGamer-yj3uc
@TACGamer-yj3uc 4 жыл бұрын
Yes has a weird show too
@GhoulGrundle
@GhoulGrundle 3 жыл бұрын
That hand shake joke has aged incredibly well
@JustanothaGuy
@JustanothaGuy 4 жыл бұрын
But the real question is “Who killed Hannibal?”
@henrytjhie10
@henrytjhie10 5 жыл бұрын
hannibal proved that to some white poeple "all black people look alike" How did that girl not know that wasn't hannibal?
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын
Probably goes both ways.
@JR-mk6ow
@JR-mk6ow 5 жыл бұрын
My GF works with some famous people and she say that most people look very different on TV. Also he's not that famous to be honest
@niclapy
@niclapy 4 жыл бұрын
I think she did but didn’t have the guts to call him out...or she was being classy about it.
@dqblizzard722
@dqblizzard722 4 жыл бұрын
i don’t think she gets paid enough to care
@williamcarswell3012
@williamcarswell3012 4 жыл бұрын
Do you know every single "famous" person alive
@PlutosWorld
@PlutosWorld 5 жыл бұрын
The Project bits just demonstrate how bad that entire crew is at interviewing, just constantly trying to interrupt the guest in some desperate attempt to be the funniest person in the room.
@freindmaker4473
@freindmaker4473 5 жыл бұрын
I know. That show is the shitty asshole of tv
@nickdummythicc3361
@nickdummythicc3361 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! Are you talking about Conan?
@freindmaker4473
@freindmaker4473 5 жыл бұрын
@@nickdummythicc3361 no I was talking about the project lol
@voidling2632
@voidling2632 5 жыл бұрын
Conan is alright.
@dubstepXpower
@dubstepXpower 4 жыл бұрын
The project is trash
@amberdakota7933
@amberdakota7933 3 жыл бұрын
2:17 has to be the funniest because if you look at the tweet, the email is Hanniballookalike3@gmail.com like just Hanniballookalike was already taken lmao 😂
@bluezebra2759
@bluezebra2759 2 жыл бұрын
He's completely at peace with himself and the universe.
@TheHyena-ru8bz
@TheHyena-ru8bz 5 жыл бұрын
Sending someone to the red carpet is hilarious haha what a legend! I DGAF haha
@joe.limbus
@joe.limbus 5 жыл бұрын
Who else still waiting on my first numbers part 2: 16-30?
@indigosleeper
@indigosleeper 5 жыл бұрын
@@briannacox6720 when does it come out?? those last two numbers are too big for me
@theonemanstand2582
@theonemanstand2582 5 жыл бұрын
He's still learning the numbers
@lamosos
@lamosos 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it technically make it "my second numbers"?
@7InTheCityOfEvil7
@7InTheCityOfEvil7 4 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it the numbers pt 2 only goes to 20
@naotowaffles1040
@naotowaffles1040 4 жыл бұрын
Till this DAY
@austin78993
@austin78993 3 жыл бұрын
I love that 90 percent of this isn't standup but is funnier than standup. Gotta love a natural comedic genius
@QTRResearch
@QTRResearch 4 жыл бұрын
"Jimmy Carter, is he a celebrity?" LOL
@Bagelstorm
@Bagelstorm 5 жыл бұрын
"His name rhymes with cannibal"
@MachineGunMouth
@MachineGunMouth 5 жыл бұрын
It also rhymes with stew...
@kcrossover4267
@kcrossover4267 5 жыл бұрын
His timing is legendary
@BRANDRUMZ
@BRANDRUMZ 3 жыл бұрын
That first joke surprisingly and unfortunately aged pretty well.
@Gentamoru
@Gentamoru 3 жыл бұрын
why because of coronavirus?
@Gentamoru
@Gentamoru 3 жыл бұрын
@Nonna Urbisness explain pls
@Gentamoru
@Gentamoru 3 жыл бұрын
@Nonna Urbisness ok bro
@GoRavens520
@GoRavens520 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t imagine what part 2 of his book is gonna be about
@beauxtalks
@beauxtalks 5 жыл бұрын
He started the ball rolling on Cosby
@damionhowell8586
@damionhowell8586 4 жыл бұрын
He ruined Cosby
@jessicajingle8012
@jessicajingle8012 4 жыл бұрын
@@damionhowell8586 Cosby ruined himself
@damionhowell8586
@damionhowell8586 4 жыл бұрын
@@jessicajingle8012 agreed. I was saying it was his incessant nagging of Cosby being a rapist that brought the issue back to light
@Itsunclegabby
@Itsunclegabby 4 жыл бұрын
@@damionhowell8586 Thank FUCKING God.
@OrcaTrumpet
@OrcaTrumpet 4 жыл бұрын
Miss G or Hannibal
@kemchobhenchod
@kemchobhenchod 5 жыл бұрын
When he removes his glasses, Hannibal looks like Milhouse on the Simpsons combined with a surprised fetus.
@pelvaanali
@pelvaanali 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooooooo
@sofrshsocln4
@sofrshsocln4 4 жыл бұрын
This is genius 😂😂 you did a roast on Hannibal in a comment section about Hannibal roasting, in a Hannibal-style joke.
@zer0diamonds315
@zer0diamonds315 4 жыл бұрын
Pure poetry.
@Appalachian_Hunger
@Appalachian_Hunger 4 жыл бұрын
He even talks about how he looks like millhouse without his glasses on one of his comedy specials. Haha
@un.titledirregular3008
@un.titledirregular3008 3 жыл бұрын
So he's named after the general who almost destroyed the Roman Empire... Dope
@marcoabduarte
@marcoabduarte 3 жыл бұрын
Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus, Morpheus Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus
@samhunt8588
@samhunt8588 3 жыл бұрын
Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket
@marcoabduarte
@marcoabduarte 3 жыл бұрын
@@samhunt8588 AAAH
@Soapcookies
@Soapcookies 3 жыл бұрын
I think about that clip like once a week
@baeguevara354
@baeguevara354 5 жыл бұрын
Why does Hannibal Buress look like the old guy in a black church choir who always boisterously sings the high part but is awkard and crusty in person?
@octm1
@octm1 5 жыл бұрын
Garrison Bradford “awkward and crusty” lmfaoo crying
@coyoterx6002
@coyoterx6002 4 жыл бұрын
Projecting?
@sofrshsocln4
@sofrshsocln4 4 жыл бұрын
Lololol and the director's always looking at him like, "not today, honey. You in the back for a reason"
@krysis7
@krysis7 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@vidheyeshprabhu1174
@vidheyeshprabhu1174 3 жыл бұрын
That was odly specific
@TheSoundOfTwang
@TheSoundOfTwang 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought Hannibals eyes looked small because of his glasses.. But damn, they like raisins
@m3d1c22
@m3d1c22 2 жыл бұрын
You’re making it sound like his eyes likes raisins
@tlf361
@tlf361 3 жыл бұрын
This dude looks so relaxed sitting down AND standing up. What a gem.
@quack9355
@quack9355 3 жыл бұрын
Them: "Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin on your lap ?" Hannibal: "Because I believe in myself." Mad lad
@jpbarrios1991
@jpbarrios1991 5 жыл бұрын
Reading the book... top stuff
@litedaya7657
@litedaya7657 5 жыл бұрын
juan pablo barrios shit is unoriginal almost every book in eternity has numbered pages
@craigcode7103
@craigcode7103 5 жыл бұрын
I love that he sent a guy in his place!lol
@OligoST
@OligoST 3 жыл бұрын
“7 logos” *Hannibal’s pocket slowly inflates* “12 logos” *Hannibal’s pocket bursts as money comes pouring out*
@yaago
@yaago 3 жыл бұрын
Nah
@CullenBoyer
@CullenBoyer 3 жыл бұрын
"if you have triplets, give one away"
@MrTyeMusic
@MrTyeMusic 5 жыл бұрын
how you feeling? I feel great I took 5 adderalls. lmfao
@baronjutter
@baronjutter 5 жыл бұрын
The real savage thing is Eric creepin on 18 year olds in his tinder filter.
@catsinflames4598
@catsinflames4598 5 жыл бұрын
Its automatically set to 18. Fuck 18 is legal. It ain't like he fuckin 14 year olds.
@teiadam134
@teiadam134 5 жыл бұрын
@Crucial Knives guess he felt personally attacked lmao
@treehugers1000
@treehugers1000 5 жыл бұрын
Crucial Knives that's Eric's incognito account.
@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 5 жыл бұрын
Jarren Butterworth I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! Like goddamn 😡😡😡😡😡 there some middle schoolers that want some too
@h3llboyyy407
@h3llboyyy407 5 жыл бұрын
Juice nah fam if you're 30 going after 18 you then are very questionable
@ClovisPictures
@ClovisPictures 3 жыл бұрын
"You know we know how to count, yeah?" No way. I thought he was joking.
@rrraaa8374
@rrraaa8374 4 жыл бұрын
“If you guys lose this game, will you join their team next season?” 😂😂
@buzzfeeded1882
@buzzfeeded1882 5 жыл бұрын
Why you farting on that car ? *what that car do to you?*
@BeastNationXIV
@BeastNationXIV 5 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced, Hannibal Buress could be comedy's Phife Dawg! Lol
@looney1023
@looney1023 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me the person the news tracked down was actually a third, totally different black person posing as the man who posed as Hannibal Buress
@samuelsheldon7829
@samuelsheldon7829 2 жыл бұрын
Rotfl
@no_peace
@no_peace 3 жыл бұрын
That tinder video is one of my favorite KZbin videos ever
@076657
@076657 5 жыл бұрын
Lol my parents must have bought Hannibal's book when I was a kid! What are the odds?
@tkcaapi2876
@tkcaapi2876 5 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is 7pm project does "meth epidemic" stories and Hannibal shows up & kills it on pure pharmaceutical amphetamine ;) he was on x5 adderall. legend
@smooothest
@smooothest 4 жыл бұрын
I look up to him because he does drugs
@kylechapman728
@kylechapman728 4 жыл бұрын
@@smooothest aren't you cool
@smooothest
@smooothest 4 жыл бұрын
@@kylechapman728 sarcasm, not your strong suit is it?
@Mdautkreix
@Mdautkreix 3 жыл бұрын
X5 what? How’d he not die
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mdautkreix I mean you can't really die from adderall if you take way too much you'll get all wacked out and weird and be up for days but it won't kill you.
@Stevengiraldooo
@Stevengiraldooo 3 жыл бұрын
I’d rather shake Hannibal Buress’ hand than Jimmy Carter’s hand honestly
@jonnyolson
@jonnyolson 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 that kick was legit 😂
@TdcWillies
@TdcWillies 4 жыл бұрын
That there is a true professional. Quick witted, with an arsenal of thought bullets. No fear, no shame.
@Homeslice130
@Homeslice130 5 жыл бұрын
The kd one is funny
@carlosss9871
@carlosss9871 5 жыл бұрын
That's bold. Unless he's super good friends with him.
@hakatapawa7115
@hakatapawa7115 5 жыл бұрын
@@carlosss9871 he just doesn't give a fk
@collinwalker7543
@collinwalker7543 4 жыл бұрын
say what
@wkeon
@wkeon 4 жыл бұрын
Brutal
@deadgirlRML
@deadgirlRML 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "why you farting on that car?" Lmao 😂
@4sight719
@4sight719 Жыл бұрын
His gamble it joke is pure gold.
@Koojoe89
@Koojoe89 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch him "kick" Flava in the face I can't wrap my head around the editing! Or if he really kicked him lmao
@Teschim
@Teschim 5 жыл бұрын
9:15 did not expect Letterman to not know Hannibal Barkas. Might be less known in the US but i always associate that name (Hannibal) with the famous carthaginian warlord and the story of him crossing the alps wiht his elephants. Great name.
@Who-ui4jn
@Who-ui4jn 5 жыл бұрын
Yu everyone in the US usually associates the name with Hannibal Lector the cannibal.
@danieldaw1778
@danieldaw1778 5 жыл бұрын
I can tell you that growing up in America (I'm from New Jersey) not one time in primary it secondary school (K-12) did we ever talk about the general Hannibal, who matched elephants from Africa to fight wars in Europe. It literally took a world history class to hear one mention of him for about 5 minutes in college for us to acknowledge his existence. Now I had heard about him well before that, but, and I'm not trying to come across as arrogant it anything, but I'm much more well informed than the standard American. For example, I could point out Montenegro, or Estonia, or Herzegovina on a map and that those are actual countries that exist. Or that the maps most people know are heavily distorted and that Greenland is actually smaller than the DRC despite being about thrice it's size on most maps. And no, my knowledge isn't limited to just geography, but Americans tend to be especially terrible at it which is why I chose to talk about so extensively.
@billybigballs9435
@billybigballs9435 5 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaw1778 why did you spend time to type that?
@danieldaw1778
@danieldaw1778 5 жыл бұрын
@@billybigballs9435 Because i fucking felt like it. Why did you spend time asking dumbass questions.
@billybigballs9435
@billybigballs9435 5 жыл бұрын
@@danieldaw1778 I'm sorry Daniel, I respectfully with draw my previous comments.
@RimshotKiller
@RimshotKiller 3 жыл бұрын
That kick in Flavour's face will always be one of my favourite TV moments.
@speeddemon341
@speeddemon341 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm here with Hannibal Buress..." Kanye: it was a great opportunity
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