Hannibal Buress SAVAGE Moments

[@poetball3045]

I feel like Hannibal is the master of sitting in chairs with armrests.

[@aaron4ism]

poetball the pioneer of armed chairs 💯😂

[@mcdonaldsmcnugs3295]

I second this

[@OggeDCSubToMePlease]

If there’s something to be proud of

[@TummyHissell]

This is oddly specific and makes it doubly correct. 😂

[@chris-wv6kv]

poetball the god of ÂRMRËŚTÇHÂÏR

[@cody6685]

He read the whole book.

[@ghostnoodle9721]

Was waiting for him to escalate shit for no reason

[@szysi3k]

Fucking spoilers, I wanted to read it myself.

[@JackyTMusic]

lol coz he knew that show was trash. see how the lady couldnt stand him doing his thing.. Its a conservative wank thing here in Aust so he wanted to troll their.control tendency haha

[@coachkyle6996]

@@JackyTMusic conservative??????? wow...

[@JackyTMusic]

@@coachkyle6996 Yeah, u dont agree? Conservative in its traditional sense of the word.. as in a non deviation from the ledger style of doing anything coz 'it aint broke'.. theres nothing liberal or alternative about the format.. even if some of their content leans that way to masquerade that theyre more than just a ratings grab show like all the others.. Sorry for the ambiguous wording

[@TrentonVeryOwn]

Hannibal the type of dude to call in sick to his doctors appointment

[@safetylamp1681]

tekkaki lmaoo

[@dr.trousers6101]

Dead😂😂

[@birhon]

only some shit a white dude would say

[@viktorashistan7207]

u got 666 likes and imma leave it at that

[@hongkongcantonese501]

that was brilliant!

[@jokerwayne6358]

"If you have triplets give one away" -hannibal Very poetic

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Nobody needs 3 of the same thing. But I’m the type of guy that won’t take the top newspaper on the stack…

[@newguy3588]

@@Tonyhouse1168 Yeah, 2 is good because then you have at least one backup.

[@burgrz_tasty1237]

The Chinese communist party endorsed this statement

[@G33KST4R]

My girlfriend keeps giving me health tips like: "Hannibal you're going to die."

[@a.t.hustle1583]

I read this right when he said it. Weird

[@freebornfloor1600]

Literally what I told my boyfriend.

[@molo2793]

🤣

[@benjaminmcintosh857]

That's a good tip

[@fridaynightpizza7158]

SHE RISES.

[@Callmepauly]

Hannibal only wears his glasses to make his eyes look bigger.

[@az-sy7be]

dame you know its true because 1K likes and no comments

[@goodnessogunkola2448]

It really is actually true his eyes are abnormally small😭😂

[@realbland]

That's the only reason we wear glasses. The sight thing is a secund priority

[@AlainCarAudioManiac]

Maybe he's just always incredibly high

[@jamesalvarado3961]

His eyes °👃° 👄

[@joltran3276]

He made them sit through that whole book

[@takoshihitsamaru4675]

The Project is full of SJW woke asshats trying to be representative of Australians. They're one of the worst things our country has ever produced, sadly.

[@onyx8231]

He probably swiped it from a kids play/waiting area in the back on his way out. 🤣

[@anonymousxaela761]

@@takoshihitsamaru4675 Ngl I think you're the worst thing your country has ever produced

[@finnthewastebin1503]

Anonymous Xaela you don't even know

[@brandon974]

savage

[@thebananamelon5065]

Hannibal spoiled his own book on live television

[@Bikes805]

The Banana Melon yup, his publisher is probably pissed!

[@thazmat]

@Jarhead for real?

[@Key.Fantasy]

@@thazmat are you for real?

[@dankmheems290]

It was a part of the joke with the punchline being "Part 2 coming soon" after he annoyed everyone lol

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

It took me a year and 3 months to read that book. Totally worth it.

[@ThemisticShadow]

Why do i feel like hannibal was just a normal funny dude who didnt plan to be famous or anything like that but it jus happened?😂 Love him😂

[@squid1481]

He's yet to become a Hollywood asshole that's why lol Hope he never does Hannibal seems cool as fuck

[@seduyo]

squid landlord moment

[@c1979h]

He got famous after saying what he said about Bill Cosby, he an "industry" puppet. I call him highschool prankster funny, he didn't get famous until he said what they (industry) wanted him to say about Cosby. His simple @SS has never said anything about what goes on in the industry or how African Americans are treated in the country. But you want me to believe he knew about Cosby all on his on, he did what the execs wanted him to and he got paid handsomely with movie roles only they could give him.

[@ieshabonner7678]

There’s this guy in my class who feels like this could happen to him.

[@zazabroom]

c1979h I agree with you but cmon man, don’t ruin it. Hannibal became famous because he’s Hannibal Buress. Wack man

[@jadelee6555]

This dude is genuinely funny. Like I feel like he doesn't even have to try, he's just naturally hilarious.

[@napalminthemorning8309]

Being that kinda person is a gift for sure.

[@Z4J3B4NT]

I just watched this because I had no idea who he was. He ain't that funny. He's random and all that, but come on... I had friends who had that wannabe "different and then surprised how that's weird" energy. That's a teenage stoner I wanna get chicks with my originality vibe. If I was 20, that'd be funny.

[@RebornLegacy]

@@Z4J3B4NT Lol, yur such a fucking loser bro.

[@DonIsDeluxe]

Z4J3B4NT .....wut?

[@Z4J3B4NT]

@@RebornLegacy Thanks. Means a lot coming from you.

[@supaflylob]

Hannibal got the smallest eyes in the game

[@christophermichael5764]

its like a Nintendo Wii character with small eyes

[@chip404]

Nobody: Hannibal: ( ´ ___ ` )

[@C_mao]

He's like a King of the Hill character, (if there were any black people)

[@tea_3414]

He looks like a cartoon character without glasses

[@maggot-swarm8950]

He's blasian A black Asian

[@felixclinthorne612]

It's funny that Tinder allegedly got mad at Hannibal for calling them out for what most people use the app for, and now the ads they run are trying to promote them as exactly that. Lol

[@lamosos]

If by most people you mean most men, then yeah.

[@felixclinthorne612]

@@lamosos No, I mean most people. If I had meant to falsely state otherwise, I would have.

[@MiamiWill3]

@@lamosos lmao shut the fuck up

[@mikebarnes7441]

@@lamosos so theres ONLY men on tinder? Yeah right

[@lamosos]

Jfc, that wasn't even subtle. Are you really that dense that you need it broken down?

[@ThaAceman_art_nature]

My dude hired an imposter to go to a movie premiere 😂💀#legendaryStatus

[@katielest7529]

Chanch Chanch that’s why it’s legendary

[@heliosextras2703]

@Chanch Chanch how is that not legendary?

[@CinoG2G]

He said "he looks nothing like me"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heliosextras2703]

@Chanch Chanch Yeah but he basically tricked Hollywood and then made fun of them.

[@youbetzler]

@Chanch Chanch nobody knows who legends are until they do something legendary like hire an imposter who looks nothing like you to pose as you at a hollywood premiere...

[@nicko9365]

Hannibels first joke about handshake germs was wayyy ahead it’s time. Aged well into 2020 🤣

[@overgrownghost]

LMAO I was thinking the same thing, I just kept seeing comments from a year ago

[@lancehandy6648]

And he was a huge reason bill cosby got caught. How this dude keep being ahead of everthing? Lol

[@clawzx1195]

Dude you're acting like germs were a glossed over thing like it's the fucking midevel times, the fucking dark ages

[@toyoseries]

@peace or power I mean you gotta go when you gotta go.

[@billgreenly5522]

peace or power weak

[@flytrapYTP]

Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate.

[@Gentamoru]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@AnonymousRandomGuy006]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@averys1738]

Coachella sucks this year

[@Riodel1]

🔽🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@BrandoLando316]

yyyEEEEEAAAHHHHHH

[@gigglyme2001]

I loved how he kept going with the numbers book when they would interrupt him. The ocd In me is very glad he went through til the end.

[@Enzaio]

He skipped 16. Sorry to point that out.

[@cryojudgement2376]

My OCD was enraged because I could still hear them over him.

[@DaleGribble1]

He had that Adderall focus on the book

[@OligoST]

He was definitely getting payed to read that. “7 logos” “12 logos” those are endorsements because he promoted those brands live on TV

[@jmaxpaine]

OligoST thats genius 😂

[@elosopodast]

This guy is hella underrated, he is hilarious.

[@volarb9613]

How is he underrated he is literally on every big night show and platform

[@patrickrussell6558]

Not really

[@1WEareBUFO1]

he's about to give you an inane quest in TH's underground.

[@dickenssayshi]

What you should have said is that he is underappreciated

[@InbredJed82060]

So is your mom.

[@dtwbuilds]

That kick to flav's face had me crying

[@GNerdful]

The best part is that people kept asking flava on twitter if he was really kicked and he was getting really annoyed. Hannibal and Eric andre kept telling everyone they did kick flava and he got real pissed off.

[@yeahmhm2345]

@@GNerdful I can't grasp being mad that you weren't kicked in the face.

[@deantechristian2757]

That was real I swear 😂

[@SkippyMcdanglenuts]

nerd Surfer nah sadly the kick was edited

[@oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321]

Kick was edited, but it was still funny af no cap

[@robertearley364]

Low key he read an entire children's book on a talk show....and everyone was intrigued 😂

[@Accion_y_Pasion]

Except that one lady trying to ruin the joke “you do know we know how to count”

[@Mesder13]

@@Accion_y_Pasion Nah, that made it better. If he just sat there and read the whole thing in silence it wouldn't have been funny, it was his insistence on finishing it that made it great.

[@HelixMX]

@@Accion_y_Pasion yeah I'm from Aus and that show fuckin sucks dude

[@JeyDerp]

Hannibal is that kid in class who keeps to himself but says funny shit when he’s in a group

[@aidanluke1140]

Stg

[@Mdautkreix]

The dude getting everyone in trouble for laughing in class. Comedic assassin.

[@mambono5558]

"Hannibal why don't you put a napkin in your lap?" -"Because i believe in my self." :'D

[@nochill9475]

That is by far a huge power move! Imagine, you're eating with royalty, one of them asks you and this is what you say! Everyone else would look down in shame.

[@vaarelsauce]

No Chill alpha move

[@rustykuntz7423]

I don't get it

[@nochill9475]

@@rustykuntz7423 how can you not understand? OK, the napkin is used to wipe your mouth and protect your clothes from getting messy in case you spill some, he said he is so confident in himself that he doesn't need the napkin for that.

[@spjr99]

I do this and I've kinda had this joke for a while it made me smile when he said ut

[@Fitzn]

That kick to the face😂😂

[@barringtonfisher87]

Haha his face right before it is quality

[@1414TTT]

He actually roundhoused flava flav. No joke.

[@bigrich0926]

That fart right before tho

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

Flavor Flave saw that kick and called Eric up and was kinda pissed but he laughed it off. What really set him off was people laughing at him and telling him that kicked him like a bitch (or something like that). Eric has a podcast where he talks to Hannibal so it's all on there.

[@LightYagami-wt1jw]

I wanna know what happened after it

[@tenthmaple5930]

Dude that actor nailed the interview haha thanks for the upload

[@Krazyk007x2]

Anyone else find it funny that Hannibal took 5 Adderalls & it just brought him up to average human speed?

[@paytonlott5183]

man lives in slow motion

[@onutube6392]

Could be he took a smaller dosage and needed more to achieve the effect

[@saltyme7711]

When is glasses are off he always looks like that cartoon character that takes off his glasses and has beady eyes.

[@Phoenixx1127]

True lmao

[@apseudonym]

milhouse lookin ass

[@FiNBiZZKK]

Milhouse 😂😂😂

[@datmeme8967]

He looks like he got CGI de-aged.

[@yeeyeeasshaircut3929]

Hannibal Buress drop yo skincare routine!!!

[@Unclejamsarmy]

Lmfao so accurate

[@davecom3]

@@Unclejamsarmy so accutane*

[@AfroPower28]

W

[@danielc2874]

Money does that

[@MORGN]

Hannibal is a legend lmao

[@thelastfreedomfighter2646]

Hannibal savage moments- "racist racism is racist"

[@rocksparadox]

MORGN. the rapper It's good that you can say '' lmao'', laugh it off all you like but calling a below mediocre ''comedian'' a ''legend'' shows that you must hail from a region where the average sense of humour is less developed than in, let's say , Germany. ;) (Funnybot 3000)

[@georgerichardson8992]

David Sanchez lol u got It wrong

[@o0xst]

why you type "lmao" at the end of the sentence

[@tadhgogorman3459]

Yeah crossed the alps with fuckin elephants? thats pretty hardcore

[@truccjuice]

Why does Hannibal's face always look like it's still buffering? Like a low-res ps2 model

[@belovedlioness151992]

Damn hahaha

[@waalter]

David Alexander Padgett LMAOOO

[@rafthethinker4948]

Lmaooooo

[@MomMom-qo1qz]

NOW THAT'S SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣

[@RealEyesRealiseRealLies]

Noooo 😬😭🤣😂

[@timothy5092]

i feel like hannibal doesn't know that he's making people laugh sometimes lmao

[@gerardov.9716]

This guy's timing is flawless.

[@AnimalSyndicate]

LMFAO "If you lose this game will you join their team next season?" I'm dead boy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@josephperez4319]

I scrolled down specifically looking for THIS comment and NOBODY is talking about it! Lmao

[@strongmoon1]

not a fan a basketball but what does it mean

[@tattedguy9579]

strongmoon1 Kevin Durant lost to the Warriors and then joined there team.

[@strongmoon1]

@@tattedguy9579 ah well DAMN

[@mitchrapp5214]

So cold

[@marie-antoinette9185]

Let's give it up for Hannibal Burgers everybody

[@GarettMacLaren]

Sounds like a daily burger from Bob's Burgers

[@napalmkitty6686]

.....who killed Hannibal...?

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Hannibal. You may be wondering if they're named after the meat or the chef, and the answer is yes.

[@bestusernameever1548]

That's almost as cool as the name Allison Burgers, but then again this is just from a big fan of THE DICTATOR-ship.

[@JokerL1000]

Lets give a quick shout out to Christina applegate

[@adamseagroves6685]

Kinda grossed out by shaking hands with president then continues to eat free backstage popcorn out of his jacket packet.

[@litedaya7657]

Tar Heel Fella he doesn’t want his hands to get bloody

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut6267]

Yeah because its HIS pocket.

[@zb6073]

Yes Jimmy Carter’s a pederast that is one hot take right here

[@xskeaton1729]

packet

[@CPTHAP]

He trusts his own germs more than he trusts the germs of everyone on the flights, plus Jimmy's.

[@idk-zy9ig]

no disrespect this guy legit looks like a dark souls character

[@MorfMusic]

idk you’ve been invaded by BeadyEyes Hannibal the Great

[@JonnySublime]

Sounds like one

[@neal2399]

You meet him by the firelink shrine. You ask him his burden. He says “Oh I killed ‘em all but they all come back if I stand up, so imma just chill here”

[@coleozaeta6344]

@@neal2399You jus gotta drink tha Estus!

[@greggoat6570]

Hannibal with the children’s book is another level of genius

[@stevenoudie7695]

Can't wait for part 2 lol

[@dunetiger]

What do you think people did.... before ladders?

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Human ladder.

[@wontonsoup4916]

Till a man named Thomas Ladder came along and said, "I got an idea for y'all fuckin niggas" 😂😂👌💦

[@UkuleleVillain]

orgies

[@Zachinthehat]

Before ladders they built them

[@Nintendofan2012]

Assassin's Creed style, what else

[@akuma4u]

hes so funny i cant tell if he pre plans/writes this stuff or its all off the top of his head

[@ghostnoodle9721]

Good comedians all have this quality

[@akuma4u]

with most comedians ive been able to tell they wrote the material and its an act they are performing.. but with him, i think they way his delivery is.. it makes it seem like its all on the spot with no pre planning at all.

[@royalfrog850]

sometimes its planned, the book of numbers he found backstage,, you should listen to his podcast handsome rambler, he talks about it on one of the eps

[@TheRealMadDogMac]

A little of both. He’s stated before (don’t remember where I heard him mention this at the moment) that he has fall back material in his arsenal so that there’s no dead air. He starts off with having a normal conversation & from there, just sees where it goes.

[@leovuitton9117]

Probably both

[@Accion_y_Pasion]

That Australian lady really was trying to ruin his joke “you do know we know how to count” shut up and let him count 😂

[@theb4rcl4y24]

"durant, if uhhh if yall lose this game will you join their team next season" "what" I AM DEAD lmao hannibal brave af

[@ne1095]

Then kd says "what" like he doesn't know what he said

[@SubscribersDOWNBELOW]

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[@TreachourusJdogg]

I'd just like to say, the imposter nailed that interview at the premier

[@Vaultguides1]

He's so classically handsome

[@legendtaco1]

He looks like a Muppet in blackface

[@ALEXANDERATTACK]

@@legendtaco1 strange that came to your mind

[@operator1338]

@@ALEXANDERATTACK i dont dissagree with him

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

@@ALEXANDERATTACK I'm brown and I liked his comment.

[@ALEXANDERATTACK]

@@MaynardsSpaceship good for you

[@dantetejeda1868]

The "My First Numbers" bit killed me. I love that the host kept trying to interrupt but Hannibal just stiff armed them.... because he believes in himself :')

[@urosbjelos8415]

14 likes

[@milesdee9397]

If you have triplets give one away 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@carlosss9871]

*triplets

[@ezequielalanis2694]

900th like

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

I just read a Kurt Vonnegut story about that

[@timjongunproductions]

Hannibal: I am the funniest man in comedy Haters: Boo! Hannibal: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT

[@strengthoveraesthetics239]

timothy get out of here with that reddit ass memes

[@rowsbadly2972]

2018: Lol Hannibal, you're so funny. 2019: Lol Hannibal, you're so funny. 2020: Jimmy Carter needs to wash his damn hands.

[@jakubbarton1770]

1:15 i just realized Hannibal farts right before he knees Flave in the mouth

[@childrenofbodom33333]

😂😂😂😂

[@Harikusa]

Where's that scene from?!

[@DJSamsonofficial]

@@Harikusa Eric André show

[@mikespongili8254]

that's definitely a sound effect but it's perfectly timed

[@Mona-kg6hy]

I thought he was kneeing him because the guest farted lmao

[@sarahgranados9830]

“I gotta fake Starbucks name”

[@531ff]

sarah granados bang me

[@Gwynplaine4]

Forget this loser, I know what you want. Someone's made the naughty list... (smacks lips)

[@ALEXANDERATTACK]

@Maximilian mus ....tell me about it

[@fourgugel5347]

Damn how tf yall this horny

[@jerrymumay7421]

i read this as i heard it ... weird

[@shyguymalta]

"Hey I'm former President Jimmy Carter, shake my nasty hand!"

[@kewltricks]

"If you have triplets, give one away." -Hannibal Buress POTUS 2020

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

How does Hannibal... tell other people about his job? "Yeah, I do acting jobs, but I also just kinda show up to things. Also, sometimes, I don't show up. I get away with it, so..."

[@SavageGreywolf]

he's like the black Bill Murray

[@henrytjhie10]

hannibal proved that to some white poeple "all black people look alike" How did that girl not know that wasn't hannibal?

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Probably goes both ways.

[@JR-mk6ow]

My GF works with some famous people and she say that most people look very different on TV. Also he's not that famous to be honest

[@niclapy]

I think she did but didn’t have the guts to call him out...or she was being classy about it.

[@dqblizzard722]

i don’t think she gets paid enough to care

[@williamcarswell3012]

Do you know every single "famous" person alive

[@PlutosWorld]

The Project bits just demonstrate how bad that entire crew is at interviewing, just constantly trying to interrupt the guest in some desperate attempt to be the funniest person in the room.

[@freindmaker4473]

I know. That show is the shitty asshole of tv

[@nickdummythicc3361]

I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! Are you talking about Conan?

[@freindmaker4473]

@@nickdummythicc3361 no I was talking about the project lol

[@voidling2632]

Conan is alright.

[@dubstepXpower]

The project is trash

[@rasunfrmqns653]

'What that car do to you'

[@GoatPirate420]

Who that other comedian?

[@NolanStidham]

@@GoatPirate420 Eric Andre

[@GoatPirate420]

Yes has a weird show too

[@JyvynShpdinterlude]

8:42 A Waiter: "Hannibal, why you never put a napkin on your lap?" Hannibal: "Because... I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!!"

[@asdffjsdjasd]

The Eric Andre show would never have worked without Hannibal.

[@Phoenixx1127]

True

[@SlopDogTV]

Nah

[@LudaChez]

This last season without him was great

[@joe.limbus]

Who else still waiting on my first numbers part 2: 16-30?

[@indigosleeper]

@@briannacox6720 when does it come out?? those last two numbers are too big for me

[@theonemanstand2582]

He's still learning the numbers

[@lamosos]

Wouldn't it technically make it "my second numbers"?

[@7InTheCityOfEvil7]

Rumor has it the numbers pt 2 only goes to 20

[@naotowaffles1040]

Till this DAY

[@kcrossover4267]

His timing is legendary

[@TheHyena-ru8bz]

Sending someone to the red carpet is hilarious haha what a legend! I DGAF haha

[@dmoney0102]

How dope is it that he just randomly promoted a children’s book probably sold like at least five more copies after that

[@GhoulGrundle]

That hand shake joke has aged incredibly well

[@Bagelstorm]

"His name rhymes with cannibal"

[@MachineGunMouth]

It also rhymes with stew...

[@beauxtalks]

He started the ball rolling on Cosby

[@damionhowell8586]

He ruined Cosby

[@jessicajingle8012]

@@damionhowell8586 Cosby ruined himself

[@damionhowell8586]

@@jessicajingle8012 agreed. I was saying it was his incessant nagging of Cosby being a rapist that brought the issue back to light

[@MaynardsSpaceship]

@@damionhowell8586 Thank FUCKING God.

[@OrcaTrumpet]

Miss G or Hannibal

[@ienjoysandwiches]

When he removes his glasses, Hannibal looks like Milhouse on the Simpsons combined with a surprised fetus.

[@pelvaanali]

Lmaooooooooooooo

[@sofrshsocln4]

This is genius 😂😂 you did a roast on Hannibal in a comment section about Hannibal roasting, in a Hannibal-style joke.

[@zer0diamonds315]

Pure poetry.

[@Ἰουστίνος-Μίλλερ]

He even talks about how he looks like millhouse without his glasses on one of his comedy specials. Haha

[@amberdakota7933]

2:17 has to be the funniest because if you look at the tweet, the email is [e-mail] like just Hanniballookalike was already taken lmao 😂

[@BRANDRUMZ]

That first joke surprisingly and unfortunately aged pretty well.

[@Gentamoru]

why because of coronavirus?

[@Gentamoru]

@Nonna Urbisness explain pls

[@Gentamoru]

@Nonna Urbisness ok bro

[@baeguevara354]

Why does Hannibal Buress look like the old guy in a black church choir who always boisterously sings the high part but is awkard and crusty in person?

[@octm1]

Garrison Bradford “awkward and crusty” lmfaoo crying

[@coyoterx6002]

Projecting?

[@sofrshsocln4]

Lololol and the director's always looking at him like, "not today, honey. You in the back for a reason"

[@krysis7]

Accurate

[@vidheyeshprabhu1174]

That was odly specific

[@austin78993]

I love that 90 percent of this isn't standup but is funnier than standup. Gotta love a natural comedic genius

[@bluezebra2759]

He's completely at peace with himself and the universe.

[@inthedream9127]

“Hey baby, you ever journal in a museum when it’s closed?”

[@quack9355]

Them: "Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin on your lap ?" Hannibal: "Because I believe in myself." Mad lad

[@craigcode7103]

I love that he sent a guy in his place!lol

[@QTRResearch]

"Jimmy Carter, is he a celebrity?" LOL

[@jpbarrios1991]

Reading the book... top stuff

[@litedaya7657]

juan pablo barrios shit is unoriginal almost every book in eternity has numbered pages

[@marcoabduarte]

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morpheus, Morpheus Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices Red pill, blue pill Morpheus, Walruses Seashells by the Seashorpheus

[@samhunt8588]

Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket

[@marcoabduarte]

@@samhunt8588 AAAH

[@Soapcookies]

I think about that clip like once a week

[@GuyShōtō]

But the real question is “Who killed Hannibal?”

[@baronjutter]

The real savage thing is Eric creepin on 18 year olds in his tinder filter.

[@catsinflames4598]

Its automatically set to 18. Fuck 18 is legal. It ain't like he fuckin 14 year olds.

[@teiadam134]

@Crucial Knives guess he felt personally attacked lmao

[@treehugers1000]

Crucial Knives that's Eric's incognito account.

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Jarren Butterworth I KNOW RIGHT!!!!! Like goddamn 😡😡😡😡😡 there some middle schoolers that want some too

[@h3llboyyy407]

Juice nah fam if you're 30 going after 18 you then are very questionable

[@TheSoundOfTwang]

I always thought Hannibals eyes looked small because of his glasses.. But damn, they like raisins

[@m3d1c22]

You’re making it sound like his eyes likes raisins

[@tlf361]

This dude looks so relaxed sitting down AND standing up. What a gem.

[@OligoST]

“7 logos” *Hannibal’s pocket slowly inflates* “12 logos” *Hannibal’s pocket bursts as money comes pouring out*

[@yaago]

Nah

[@h_iii]

Literally stopped this mid video to search "Hannibal tinder" was NOT disappointed 😂😂😂

[@GoRavens520]

Can’t imagine what part 2 of his book is gonna be about

[@Teschim]

9:15 did not expect Letterman to not know Hannibal Barkas. Might be less known in the US but i always associate that name (Hannibal) with the famous carthaginian warlord and the story of him crossing the alps wiht his elephants. Great name.

[@Who-ui4jn]

Yu everyone in the US usually associates the name with Hannibal Lector the cannibal.

[@danieldaw1778]

I can tell you that growing up in America (I'm from New Jersey) not one time in primary it secondary school (K-12) did we ever talk about the general Hannibal, who matched elephants from Africa to fight wars in Europe. It literally took a world history class to hear one mention of him for about 5 minutes in college for us to acknowledge his existence. Now I had heard about him well before that, but, and I'm not trying to come across as arrogant it anything, but I'm much more well informed than the standard American. For example, I could point out Montenegro, or Estonia, or Herzegovina on a map and that those are actual countries that exist. Or that the maps most people know are heavily distorted and that Greenland is actually smaller than the DRC despite being about thrice it's size on most maps. And no, my knowledge isn't limited to just geography, but Americans tend to be especially terrible at it which is why I chose to talk about so extensively.

[@billybigballs9435]

@@danieldaw1778 why did you spend time to type that?

[@danieldaw1778]

@@billybigballs9435 Because i fucking felt like it. Why did you spend time asking dumbass questions.

[@billybigballs9435]

@@danieldaw1778 I'm sorry Daniel, I respectfully with draw my previous comments.

[@rrraaa8374]

“If you guys lose this game, will you join their team next season?” 😂😂

[@un.titledirregular3008]

So he's named after the general who almost destroyed the Roman Empire... Dope

[@IbrahimKhalil-gw4yt]

You gotta love Hannibal's stance. The way he stands when doing stand-up makes his jokes x10 funnier.

[@tkcaapi2876]

the funny thing is 7pm project does "meth epidemic" stories and Hannibal shows up & kills it on pure pharmaceutical amphetamine ;) he was on x5 adderall. legend

[@smooothest]

I look up to him because he does drugs

[@kylechapman728]

@@smooothest aren't you cool

[@smooothest]

@@kylechapman728 sarcasm, not your strong suit is it?

[@Mdautkreix]

X5 what? How’d he not die

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

@@Mdautkreix I mean you can't really die from adderall if you take way too much you'll get all wacked out and weird and be up for days but it won't kill you.

[@TdcWillies]

That there is a true professional. Quick witted, with an arsenal of thought bullets. No fear, no shame.

[@aferraro92]

This dude is so hilarious in such a unique way I love it 😂

[@Stevengiraldooo]

I’d rather shake Hannibal Buress’ hand than Jimmy Carter’s hand honestly

[@MrTyeMusic]

how you feeling? I feel great I took 5 adderalls. lmfao

[@buzzfeeded1882]

Why you farting on that car ? *what that car do to you?*

[@no_peace]

That tinder video is one of my favorite KZbin videos ever

[@jonnyolson]

1:15 that kick was legit 😂

[@Chip-Chapley]

my first instinct was "he couldn't be named after hannibal barca, there is no american alive today with that much foresight and knowledge to name their child after one of the greatest generals that ever walked the earth.... then 9:09 faith in humanity: restored

[@BeastNationXIV]

I'm convinced, Hannibal Buress could be comedy's Phife Dawg! Lol

[@RimshotKiller]

That kick in Flavour's face will always be one of my favourite TV moments.

[@robinsoncallou7937]

When the host was talking about some town in Missouri and later didn't know who the Carthaginian general was... Felt that... The history nerd in me really felt that...

[@alexstorr5511]

Love how he just keeps going with the numbers, ignoring their attempts to take control

[@ClovisPictures]

"You know we know how to count, yeah?" No way. I thought he was joking.

[@NOREMAC_P]

If you have triplets... Give one away.

[@tristanwibel4250]

Give one away