Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 1

[@kevinbrum9940]

He is my all-time favourite comedian. You never know were his stories are going to go. Sadly missed.

[@shanekilpatrick3378]

One of the best stand up artists ever

[@pmajudge]

"MAY YOUR GOD GO WITH YOU" - LOVELY ENDING TO ALL HIS SHOWS . R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN GREATLY , MISSED INDEED !! FROM U.K. (2021).

[@iainaitken4472]

Could he have been anymore woke???

[@robertclarke3893]

God is eveeywarethe only difference or similar thing you read An Atom Z map to know were your driving not not Tom tom st nab ,🙏😂👍

[@8888-9]

Grew up in Copenhagen, watching Dave. I spoke some English, and read the subtitles. I was just sad that he died whilst still having many more years left, of a life span of early 80’s. We are here for such a short time.

[@wdwerker]

I remember looking forward to seeing his show on late night tv as a young man .

[@stephenholmes1036]

The greatest

[@anthonyellis987]

He was so ahead of his time and SO funny! Thanks for showing it.

[@MinaHaroun]

I randomly came across Dave Allen a couple of weeks ago. I never heard of him before, and since then he has been my favorite comedian 🤣 Thank you so much for compiling these clips.

[@airspeed_alive]

Same here a few weeks back, now I'm hooked

[@starvinmarvin4038]

I loved watching him as a kid in the 70s and the 80s

[@rajeevratnalikar5142]

I am 55 , knew him since last 3 years, and now I am wiser by 30 years, younger by 20 and happy for ever ... God deliberately keeps a torn pocket , so he can drop some jewels like this for us ...

[@brianmilligan1787]

This drunk slurring voice in a park crying asking what would you do if you went home and caught a man in bed with your wife. No idea what did you do. I kicked his dog and broke his white stick.

[@barrydaws4602]

I'm the same age as Dave, when he passed. If only I could have made a tiny fraction of people that he made laugh RIP MR Allen

[@jenniferwells9032]

The best in the world 😂😂❤️❤️❤️

[@Taylorkaraoke]

his opening, hahaha. "Thank you very much indeed, extremely kind of you, and totally unnecessary, all i did was walking from there to here" it got me LOLing already.

[@constancekavanagh1125]

Still going Dave all over Twitter love from Ireland 😂🙌☝🏻🇮🇪🙏🏼👑😌

[@dinoarellano]

I'm 35 and just met this guy. Genius.

[@johnking5174]

+dinoarellano Thank "God" you did find him. He is one of the best comedians ever. No gimmicks, no props, no fuss, he just stands there and chats to you. Simple but effective.

[@mizofan]

Amazing. He died years ago. But yes, he was a genius.

[@ransher100]

dinoarellano me too

[@69Phuket]

I bet your Irish!

[@ioanismanner9862]

Me too

[@ronniedixon1128]

Great bloke would recommend the BBC4 Radio 4 podcast tribute to him on “Great Lives” hosted by Mathew Paris

[@dannigarland686]

the mans hilarious he made 90s stand up for me r.i.p

[@viviennepopek]

Crying with laughter here! 👏😂😂👍😂😂👏

[@BS2Dos]

Telling the time is genius.

[@dhog41]

" You drink...." "Yeah but I don't piss on you when I'm finished." Haha. Oh, I do miss him....Great memories, indeed.

[@elijeshurunn3217]

dhog4

[@Mass_hole508]

4:25 This happened to my Grandmother, Great Aunt & young cousin. They were at the hospital because another cousin had just had a baby. When the elevator stopped they started call for help. Well a guy standing at the open door behind them played right along. He said what's wrong? They said we're stuck in the elevator. He said oh no that's terrible. Well after going back and forth for several minutes. The guy said turn around. They were so embarrassed. But we all get a good laugh from it now.

[@Giveussometruth1]

great memories

[@marysepradet6162]

did not know that sketch ... thanks !

[@dortesandal4303]

"H-oooh, Iwilljustpissofanddiethen!!!" ,,,, on the floor!

[@leewallace7192]

Genius.

[@sonofcy]

Great guy, great comedian taken far too soon

[@bikerbisht110]

Class Act

[@mucusmayhem1118]

May your God go with you.. 😁😂

[@BS2Dos]

👍👍

[@jackiem437]

I had an experience with a recepionist exactly like that

[@jenniferwells9032]

I’m exactly the same 😂😂😂

[@snooker1000]

**ruined** long time since I have laughed so much.

[@jenniferwells9032]

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mizofan]

Lifts: I was in Italy last week and the alternative lift door in the hotel opened on different floors. I was waiting for the lift on the ground floor. When it arrived the door opened, with a British couple in there facing the wrong way, blocking my entrance. They just stood there. "Hello", I said. No reaction. "Hello"- this time they looked at each other. "Hello, excuse me", in a louder voice. They looked up and sideways across the lift. "Can I come in please? the door's behind you". Finally they turned round. Wrong phone numbers: I answered the phone. "Is that Mr Wall?" a kid asked. "No", I replied". "Are there no Walls in the house?" "No". "Are you sure". "Yes". "Then you'd better get out quick or the house will fall down".

[@vaclavjebavy5118]

What a wholesome prank call.

[@iksexplorationsfollower2588]

This bloke is so clever and funny, must be something to do with the name. Me Dave

[@rizriz6135]

Spot on with the dentists now in the plandemic

[@maryclarke8398]

Good

[@glen6945]

oooohhhhhhhyes

[@grahamfryer3224]

Country and western

[@josephlandrut4154]

Dave as a dry sense of humour.

[@jerrybrownell3633]

Dave was not a comedian. I never heard him tell a joke and he didn't have a gimmick. He would just sit in his chair or stand there and talk and make you laugh.

[@toucheturtle...6547]

Often he made himself laugh.. ...Farting in the lift ....

[@SylvexDragonskin]

Musac? xD

[@Nullllus]

Musac.

[@mizofan]

Muzak.

[@suzanneturley4433]

The named for ‘canned’ music. As the recordings for public places ie: Dentist. Phone Operators etc sounds nothing like the original.

[@catalinasanchez5098]

😂😂😂

[@andrewr7982]

Mu Zach lmao

[@MargaretListon-gk1lj]

Btill