Dave Chappelle | Duck Or Deer Which Box Do You Want?

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[@denzilhitaua7739]

Thanks!

[@denzilhitaua7739]

I learned something here today 😌 ☺️ 🤗

[@comedy.corner]

Thank you so much bro 🙏🏼😇

[@noahnightking]

Wait… how did you do that?

[@HotRat00]

Wait is it even possible to send cash through shorts

[@lindarookard-mcgill447]

You are priceless my man!😂😂😂

[@thenecromancer5007]

“That won’t kill a man.” A true salesman right there

[@RePlayQ]

Whoever sells the most buckshot this quarter gets a coffee mug.

[@andrewmcnicoll4268]

To be fair, he wasn't wrong. Bird shot doesn't even kill a squirrel. I've gone back to using buck shot so I'm not risking losing an injured animal. Twice is too many. Edit: All these questions had me second guessing myself. 28 years old and just found out buck shot is not 6-shot lol. I meant 7.5 shot doesn't do much damage.

[@Shotokan1001]

​@@andrewmcnicoll4268 depending on the load at close range birdshot will put a hole in you.

[@Wobbin-js8bp]

@@RePlayQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 u a funny mf mane

[@randomguy3034]

​@@andrewmcnicoll4268 You're joking, right?

[@-dystopic-]

“That won’t kill a man, that’ll just pepper him up nicely” lol

[@mite2531]

The wack part is that you’d rather get hit with buck

[@LucasJRice]

@@mite2531 no

[@Theoceanismoist]

​@@mite2531 Honestly. I'd rather get hit by a truck.

[@pivotboy2062]

Bird shot will 100% kill someone

[@brody7714]

@@LucasJRice yes. Easier to remove the much smaller amount of larger pellets if you survive.

[@therisingphoenixlovedbynat121]

“And he picked the one with the deer on it and shook it” 😂 that part

[@DeauxTheGreat1990]

Lmao Bro I was howling at that part.

[@damnedtolive9121]

that got me too 😄 I live in Oklahoma and you can always spot the ones who didnt grow up with guns, they always treat it like a drug deal. "Well, do you want to kill whatever you're shootin' at?" "Chill baby, dayum. You dont gotta talk so loud..."

[@jagee0724]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Samex4rill]

like go kill that mudafucker 😂

[@mohdsyafiqhamdan6242]

​@@DeauxTheGreat1990

[@Wolly735]

I know a billion people have said it, but Chapelle is brilliant. He embodies characters so perfectly, the timing… he’s just the man.

[@jakepiotrowski8059]

hes him

[@CyrussNP]

He’s a genius comedian. Best comedian of our time and in my own personal opinion, of all time!

[@properone3884]

Well too bad the USA government need too act they trying save the world the man cant get all the money he deserves

[@PauloJunior-vx2cu]

​@Lance Raub o ppppppp pra

[@MohammadAliKhalil]

He’s the goat 🐐

[@dad935]

Bro showed him the bullets like morpheus from the matrix

[@ezekielaimar7385]

😂😂😂

[@nathanmontoya4678]

Bro bro leans in and says "I got the green pill too" *pulls out slugs*

[@ghuff4694]

“🤲 Duck box or Deer box”

[@Rekindled1]

“Choose the dick box and you will live in this fantasy world of yours forever, or choose the deer box and see how far in jail you will last” - store owner Morbius

[@Land07]

​@@Rekindled1 dick box

[@dolantrumf]

bro walked into an ammu-nation 💀

[@silverghost289]

💀

[@thehomiepatchez]

I don't know why but I immediately thought of the white guy from GTA San Andreas the ammunition guy with the moustache

[@SwiKeyMTC]

@@thehomiepatchez homie be sitting there tryna sound cool in front of you and the gang 💀

[@jeremyyates1026]

If you don't want the buck shot I also got this rocket launcher now that'll definitely kill a man

[@mzz4881]

😭😭😭

[@billybob-joe1153]

"You should have told me earlier!" *Rattles a box of slugs*

[@armadildo6468]

*Laughs in goose shot* shit literally shoots things out the sky. Some made of quatered bismuth. They are usually all 3 and a half inch magnums. Kicks like a mule on steroids and in heat.

[@dudefrombelgium]

buckshots are not slugs. The difference is in the projectiles it fires.

[@truffle8955]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@abdoole]

@@dudefrombelgium yeah that’s the whole point bud stop trying to sound smart

[@tamalesftw]

@@dudefrombelgium dummy, if the bit went further he could have pulled out some slugs which are essentially bullets for shotguns and told him this will take a chunk out of a man or something like that lol

[@ST3LLARST3V3]

“That’s exactly the strength I’m looking for”😂😂😂

[@dr33kkclement54]

😂

[@cynthiahusband106]

Dave is a genius ……. Pure gold.

[@booneshow1863]

Should have gotten the RPG then

[@foxtrotx-ray5283]

Buckshot would be ideal for that occasion...

[@chrisancrum8088]

🤣🤣

[@cernox8326]

"It'll just pepper em up nicely" 💀💀

[@thagodwecreate5179]

Black Spices Matter

[@MetalSStar196]

Might want to add salt.

[@huhhahuh]

Lol. Best sales pitch.

[@danielmaybez3243]

Close enough it will open a big hole in their bellies

[@GolDen-ts8oh]

and then the buckshot

[@xsweat1618]

“Oh yes sir I got the perfect-“ “This here called a *FRAG 12* “

[@Raincario]

"Here ya go sir!" Goes into the backroom and comes out with a box with a dragon breathing fire, "This here is what you want for them crackers."

[@Official_SunTzu]

FRAG-12 😂

[@AdmiralDailee]

😂

[@bustaa2720]

@@Raincario When you’ll be done they be Firecrackers

[@TayTechnology]

@@bustaa2720 that was perfetion✋😩👌

[@kuch4r1s14]

"I said what the fuck!?!?!? Pepper!?!?!" Had me fucking dying

[@brianholloway6205]

The only form of seasoning the dealer knew

[@Unknown-fe7tn]

some white ppl shit lol

[@sunnyhvar1992]

-"That won't kill a man" -"AIGHT, DEER IT IS THEN"

[@kendrickking6330]

you didn't get the joke lol. he though the man was gonna kill him

[@paulmartineau3662]

@@kendrickking6330 the store owner later tells him a combo of the two is what hes looking for. First shot with bird as a warning second with buck to take em out😂

[@timmyspov]

@@kendrickking6330 Actually you didn't get it, he later says in the joke exactly what they commented "Aight Deer it is then". That's why they have so many likes!

[@Kimochi2893]

@@paulmartineau3662 slugs

[@forfun6273]

@@paulmartineau3662the last 3 you go Jamaican buck buck buck! He says buck shot buck shot buck shot. But yeah Jamaicans go buck buck buck.

[@shoopdawhoop8730]

This classic chappelle reaction "WTF? PEPPER?!" just cracked me up so hard

[@KesorodaBlk]

Aah! Cracked Pepper? Eh? I get it!

[@m3ph1t27]

Pepper them? What is he shooting a salad?

[@loes3000]

“Oil? Who said sumn bout some oil nigga I-🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lslewis]

Haha, yep..everytime😄

[@LonghornsLegend]

His story telling is amazing 😂

[@banjobill8420]

In the immortal words of Clint Smith: "Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. Shotguns, at the right range, with the right load, will physically remove a chunk of shit off your opponent and throw that shit on the floor."

[@bluewater82]

And don’t forget GarandThumb who so eloquently demonstrated this with ballistic dummies.

[@lainiwakura666]

“A chunk of shit”

[@Afro.G.]

That's an awesome quote 🤣

[@railx2005]

A 40mm will remove your enemy from existence

[@slimmyhendrix94]

Cring all of u

[@Bruh-cd1ex]

Me: I’m dead 😂 White guy trespassing: Me too 💀

[@sef7447]

Well played my friend

[@poptart8203]

Hahaha!!

[@justgivenofox9543]

Right on👊🏼

[@woundedh1ppo]

Deserves more likes

[@emilio1516]

Actually a good comment

[@Ray-dw3wg]

Bird shot is to say "hello", buckshot is to say "goodbye" and slugs are to say "holy shit"

[@chu2da3]

Very well put sir

[@kofiali8080]

Damn you're funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goliat56]

slugs are for sending things to the shadow ream!

[@Shyy_Beauty]

😅😂😅😂😅😂✌🏽✌🏽

[@therobustempyrean1436]

I'm stealing this.

[@brodyestes2376]

Bro walked into a GTA store

[@zielonythewolf5069]

💀

[@Mr.Infumus]

😂

[@Rashaed]

GTASA: “The revolutions comin’!” GTA5: “Oh, look at you 2. What a lovely f@ckin’ couple.”

[@rifqitaqiuddin]

The moment you realize GTA wasnt exagerating about USA.

[@ih8suvz]

Wise choice sir, wise choice.

[@clash1024]

"Buckshot. That'll put a hole in the gdamn truck if you wanted too." lmao

[@Rellik453]

It will too shit put a whole in a buck if it could

[@tylarroy2395]

​@@Rellik453 What?

[@SteenSpinal4LIFE]

Oh i missed that part, thanks for repeating it for me

[@tylarroy2395]

@@SteenSpinal4LIFE don't be that guy

[@harrybtown1506]

P

[@ego2d]

“That’ll put a hole in the goddamn truck if you want it to..”

[@freedustin]

so will the birdshot. just add a little wax to the mix. save some cash.

[@ib5131]

​@@freedustin Wht do u mean by wax?

[@j0ndav1s]

​@@ib5131 Dabs obviously

[@whatsoeverbro]

@@freedustin you crazy man. I’m googling to figure out if this works

[@katiesimpson4514]

Especially some "home loads?" Just an extra pinch....crimp crimp

[@jaycue7641]

Dave got me when he yelled "WTF???PEPPER?!!" 🤣

[@anthonyzullo]

I'm a black dude from thr sticks and the only time I heard a white dude say pepper was when my friend took me to his dad's paintball shop and explained what'd my gun would do to someone if I doubled tapped. "Pepper'em up it will" first thing I thought was "pepper?!" Lmao, I'm so happy he puts thr tiniest details into his jokes. Genius

[@jbstaccin]

That’s the funniest part 😂💯

[@notinterested8452]

Yeah pepper.

[@christophercardenas5378]

I was looking for this comment… people don’t understand the comedic gold in that

[@jamesross6609]

I loved the trespassing white dude part that was hilarious😂

[@weekendwarriorprospecting817]

Yeah it's hilarious because only black people trespass 🤣🤫🤫🤫

[@kaitlinwilson]

White people who want a gun for self defense are called terrorists and white supremacists. Liberals be stupid!

[@bobbyspain905]

Should be an illegal alien coming across the border.🤔

[@henrybowman9272]

You mean the punchline? Cause yeah that’s supposed to be funny

[@Max-ip9vc]

@@henrybowman9272 😂😂

[@60sspider-man29]

"oh you're looking for crackshot" Edit- It's crack as in cracker/the horrible racial slur against white people that shant ever be said!

[@chrisdavid2408]

Very good sir

[@constancemiller3753]

👏🎯💀

[@kollincarpenter4909]

Lmfao

[@psilocybicacid7667]

Tyrone biggums approved

[@davemeads859]

Best comment by far 🤣😂 Thanks for the laugh 👍

[@Batsonoutdoordesigns]

We’re lucky to be alive during all of Chapelle’s stand ups. Absolute legend

[@FancyNoises]

Go watch Eddie Van Halen play guitar. With so many amazing other humans alive at the same time, we're lucky to be alive in general!

[@Batsonoutdoordesigns]

@@FancyNoises I grew up playing guitar at a young age and got heavily into EVH, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, and a lot more so I fully agree.

[@Juscallmemav]

​@@FancyNoisestf

[@FancyNoises]

@@Juscallmemav tf u mean, tf? Did you or did you not?

[@EvidenceRoom979]

@@FancyNoises wtf are you on about? We talking comedy and you named these random artists

[@Inplogo]

bro really asked "do you want to defend yourself, or deal some damage?"

[@altf4755]

"Gun store employee has wares, if you have coin"

[@novacore4597]

Ayyy under appreciated Skyrim reference

[@brianjones9780]

birdshot isn't really great for self defense no how. I saw a security cam video of a kid shooting up a library with birdshot. he was about 15 feet from a girl like 15 years old or so and fuckin blasted a birdshot shell into her and ran off to go shoot other people. but the girl just stood there and looked down at her body like "how am I alive wtf" and walked away almost like nothing happened to get help. she didn't get any significant injuries. if a gun can't even put down a 15 year old girl then wtf am I gonna use it against an aggressive grown man for. if he's on some drugs or something it might just piss him off. gimme the buckshot

[@OK-yy6qz]

It's more like : you hunting birds or hunting people? Anyway i got you

[@MarioMonte13]

​@@brianjones9780 imagine getting blasted by a shotgun at close range and saying "is that it?"

[@BigDH28]

“Pepper him up nicely”... “Wtf!... Pepper?”... I’m dead! 😂🤣😭☠️

[@bagsofbrains4449]

Not as dead as the white guy

[@samsneek4648]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@samsneek4648]

@@bagsofbrains4449 he should have read the NO TRESPASSING sign

[@rigormortis3219]

@@bagsofbrains4449 plot twist the guys black lol

[@nilla5059]

That dealer gave him red pill vs blue pill 😂😂

[@robertbaratheon2193]

That’s figuratively, the exact opposite of literally. If it were literally he’d be holding a red and blue pill.

[@immanuelrodjan1851]

​@@robertbaratheon2193 bro can you just take a fucking joke instead of ruining it?

[@nilla5059]

@@robertbaratheon2193 true true, I just got a habit of saying literally a lot lol

[@ivanjasper6772]

This was one joke with 7 punchlines in it. Watching Dave is like watching a comedy masterclass.

[@josephbooker259]

Fr. The GOAT

[@HereticDuo]

The next response from the gun store clerk should have been. "Oh whell why didn't ya say so, what you want is some good ol 12 Guage slugs. That'll kill the first one, the guy standing behind him and scare the ever living sh't outta anyone left"

[@pumpkingill9646]

Whoa

[@whatjusthappend09]

😂😂💀💀🤣🤣

[@daviduchiha3296]

Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewmcnicoll4268]

Bruh this is the greatest joke I've ever read on a thread hahahaha. I hope Dave adds this for his next show.

[@l1l1th3]

If you REALLY want some power, try the six gauge

[@rus0004]

*reaches under the counter and pulls out a box of 1 ounce slugs*

[@mythman2005]

*Pulls out a box of one ounce snails*

[@dreamweaver7181]

@@mythman2005 this made me chuckle

[@berdwatcher5125]

@@mythman2005 Oh yeah? *Pulls out a box of one once nudibranchs*

[@lemonhashberry5799]

​@@berdwatcher5125 too far bro, you killed the joke, all of them

[@rus0004]

@@berdwatcher5125 Oh yeah? *pulls out his geoduck and flops it onto the table*

[@AlexN5597]

Oh, and these are for if you need to kill a man and the 3 other dudes standing directly being him? *shakes box of slug rounds*

[@nickgrmblfx3344]

I wanted to comment something similar 😁

[@narmale]

Thats cuz this was fake, cuz the owner woulda done that, not pointed at buckshot

[@thomasbell7033]

@@narmale Uh, that's because it's a comedy routine, not a lecture.

[@narmale]

@@thomasbell7033 doesn't change the rules of physics

[@NoMitherNoProblem]

@@narmale What

[@YoungMoore11]

He low-key calmed Dave with his questions. True costumer service. Made Dave rethink what he was planning to do😂😂😂

[@chicagobrother1970]

“…that’ll pepper him nicely.” OMG 😂😂😂😂

[@bluekirby566]

“I said what the fuck, Pepper?!” Shew that got me bad 😂

[@PinkLaptop]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tonyreaver2627]

Me. Picks up box of slugs. Shakes boxs that would be this one.

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

I was thinking the same thing

[@yaoiboi60]

Wouldn't this cause overpenetration? Also it doesn't scatter so you gotta shoot right

[@JoseGarcia-vu9cz]

@@yaoiboi60 Wont be missing 😎

[@zeldaglitchman]

That'll certainly do some damage, but it'll over penetrate and not only is that dangerous for whatever is behind the target unless they got a long body like a deer it's not gonna do as much damage as buckshot or birdshot. A lot of damage from a gun is actually the transfer of energy and over penetrating means most of the energy isn't transfered and goes to waste. That's why smaller calibers like 9mm and such are recommended for handguns and not calibers like .357 and .44 magnum. It's not a matter of controlling the gun as much as it is they're gonna over penetrate.

[@snarkylive]

@@zeldaglitchman You get the expanding slugs that spread apart and dissipate all their energy into the person who ignored the sign in your front yard, rook.

[@cphe85]

Gun dealer understood the assignment 🤣🤣🤣

[@tomaszmintah9791]

"That won't kill a man" 💀😂😂😂

[@akintundekolade4503]

"So which box do you want ?" like whatever you goin' do, is on you🤣😂🤣

[@TrellBlessed]

when your boss catches you laughing hysterically when your supposed to be working

[@JayB-tl5dk]

“A picture of a white dude… trespassing!… that’s the strength I NEED!!!”😂🤣🎯

[@2869may]

Imagine a white comedian saying the reverse of this.... Would that "funny"...?

[@danielj.4131]

@@2869may White comedian would already be in jail and his career ruined. I bet most of these likes are from white self-hating gen Z teens.

[@KalelaChannel]

@@2869may Yes.

[@2869may]

@@KalelaChannel You can get canceled for saying that... lol

[@artesiasummerville1771]

​@2869may Those kinds of jokes were told for decades.

[@acewttimer]

“So you want bird shot? Or buck shot?” I’d like Bob shot preferably.

[@IjiekRacing004]

That'll be fifty bucks sir, but i need that in bills please.

[@bizzareadventurer4521]

I said “What the f*ck PEPPER?!” Classic 😂😂😂

[@kassandramccoy5735]

This BROTHER HERE IS A GREAT STORY TELLER LIKE HE can captivate you when he’s telling the story that’s what makes him great❤❤❤

[@chef_boiardee6012]

"wtf? Pepper?!" Had me dead

[@LLL22119]

"Do you have a box with a white dude trespassing?" 🤣🤣

[@theroadents1141]

The Left are outraged about this racism. Just kidding.

[@Winter-gf9nt]

No, but come back tomorrow 😆

[@joeytiger662]

If you want to know if that is racist just change black for white and see what reaction you get

[@davidkeaveny]

@@joeytiger662 I don’t know if it was racist but speaking as a whiter-than-white man, it was funny AF.

[@shonenkel5793]

@@joeytiger662bruh u rlly gonna call Dave a racist? He makes jokes about both races everyday calm down Conner n take the bbc out ur mouth

[@Redmeer411]

Oh in that case we got just the thing for you! They're called slugs punch a hole quater inch to half n inch thick steel sheeting, that'll do ya!

[@tokyosnow2413]

First time i ever shot a gun i was afraid of the recoil because i didn’t know if it was going to hurt or not. My buddy put a slug in his 12 gauge followed by birdshot and needless to say I’m not afraid of it anymore

[@redactedredacted5478]

Yeah as long as you can aim it well enough. Buckshot is just well enough for the job.

[@JaysRandom23]

@@tokyosnow2413 funny. I was a 16, and did the opposite. Shot about 6 shells of birdshot and then reloaded 2 3/4” magnum slugs. I didn’t think the recoil was going to be THAT different 😂

[@bobbygetsbanned6049]

Slugs are absolutely horrible at penetrating steel, too soft and slow. They aren't going through 1/4" or 1/2" steel.

[@Redmeer411]

@@bobbygetsbanned6049 not using the right type of slugs then.

[@calebvinson8703]

This whole “kitchen full of dying heroin addicts” bit so pure gold. 😂

[@Soma-kv3fw]

Dave and Bill shotgun skits 😂😂

[@molexproductions4353]

..Its got a nice "spread"

[@Horsegirl2024]

Reminds me of when I went to buy my first car. I looked in the trunk since I like to have a lot of room and I said well, that’ll hold a body. And I shit you not the car salesman climbs In says that’ll hold 3 nicely 🤣🤣 I died 💀💀

[@andrewweitzman4006]

I believe that is what is called a Suspiciously Specific Statement.

[@FloppyDonker]

He may have been referencing a Robert DeNiro movie scene where he’s trying to sell the car and mentions how the trunk has space for 2-3 bodies comfortably

[@justifiabledoubt]

"Which box do you want? Is it for ducks, deers or dudes?"

[@gusyao8407]

there's box with a bald head, but u have to choose which color u want to paint on it, he'll hand u a color marker

[@graham6132]

“After that, gun’s Jamaican: Buck shot, buck shot, buck shot.”

[@lulilangam]

one of my favorite jokes.." bird shot bird shot...buckshot"!

[@jcMarcell]

*"that won't kill a man, it'll just pepper him up nicely"* LMAOOOOO

[@jayrmckinney9741]

“That’ll put a hole in a goddamn truck if you want it to” bro what🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ramsesf.7956]

Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr are my favorite comedians.

[@buuku8457]

"Ahh you'll need this" *pulls out elephant rifle*

[@duckieduck3287]

And Dave Chappelle goes flying afterwards

[@narmale]

Which one? .600 .551 2 bore 1 bore?

[@AndresGomez-rx6cj]

That’ll put a hole in a man, and the car behind it, and the concrete behind the car

[@southpaw1364]

@@narmale yes

[@christopherdrake6177]

​@@narmale 700 nitro express

[@whothehellarewe]

“Ahh, so you want slugs then.”

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

I think the slugs are for if there's 5 trespassers standing all in a perfect row. 😄

[@whothehellarewe]

@@TheJeremyKentBGross “I just feel like normal exit wounds don’t send a clear enough message.”

[@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060]

Was gonna say, slugs are just to send a message to any future offenders, 00 will achieve the same goal just with less effort or need to aim lol

[@TheJeremyKentBGross]

@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 At what distance? They don't spread instantly like in video games, at least not out of anything close to a legal barrel length. At any distance say inside your house, even with a big house, you are definitely going to need to aim.

[@jerryjones9937]

"Ohh that there's buckshot, it'll put a hole ina goddamn truck" had me crying

[@roberteospeedwagon44]

He wasn’t lying when he said it’ll pepper him, birdshot is literal metal flakes

[@ryananderson8974]

Chappelle is just the best! f****** amazing!

[@mistifeyed]

I was today years old when I figured out that buck shot meant you use it to shoot bucks….. 🤯😆 Thanks Dave!!

[@sirflappington2484]

*Pulls out a third box of shells with a pic of a white dude on it: This here is a slug round

[@DomdoesGaming]

🎉

[@jonjonson5730]

Yeah right. The actual funny part about this is a white guy wouldn't be breaking into a black guy's house. Statistically it's almost always the other way around. But if he, or any comedian, said it that way, I guarantee you'd have your panties in a bunch.

[@abyssstrider2547]

Okay, what's that box with a black guy on it?

[@itsmorbingtime]

@@abyssstrider2547 this here’s called dragon breath…

[@abyssstrider2547]

@@itsmorbingtime Wait is that an actual slug name?

[@justgaming124]

“What the f*ck, PEPPER?” 😂 I love you Dave, never change!

[@nokachi3339]

I work in a gun store and this is exactly how we talk to new customers

[@zendrukev]

“Oh a trespassing white dude? We got some slugs in the back, lemme check”

[@theroadents1141]

Image if it was a black dude.

[@Marionluigi5]

@@theroadents1141 image

[@theroadents1141]

@@Marionluigi5 lol

[@OurHereafter]

"A hundred eighty degrees taken care of, one shot. It's got a good spread."

[@capna1470]

Nice BB reference

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

That man knows what people usually ask when they come by his shop. 😁😁🤣

[@diogocostadacosta705]

"Wtf? Pepper?!" is Def The Best part

[@vallreign]

*A man who knows his business*

[@MeowMeowsChild]

Bro turned into master chief*I NEED A WEAPON*

[@robertspikes1376]

Birdshot will absolutely send a man to the far plane. Never ever believe it won't

[@reallyhappenings5597]

Yes indeed it will at the typical range

[@robertspikes1376]

@@reallyhappenings5597 a couple of my friends were being idiots with a 12 gauge. One decided to take out all the pellets and shoot the other one in the back from 20 ft away. The wad almost killed him. It lodged on his rib cage

[@jedcobb3420]

Yes it sure will.

[@yoyoyiggityyo17]

"Pepper" is surprisingly accurate 😅

[@segaog206]

That's some quality customer service, damn

[@jayvis123111]

"Well this here's a white-tail deer so it'll probably do the job you're looking for sir"

[@livelife8980]

I feel like .I could meet Dave right now.and end up shooting the breeze all night with him like he's Fam.keep shining Dave,love you like fam brother

[@joeyc1725]

Aww shooting white dudes on your property all night long 😂

[@denicedetroit2153]

"Do you have a box with a picture of a white dude trespassing on it? Because that's exactly the strength I'm looking for? " Lmao 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂

[@darthvaldez999]

"YOU SHOT ME MEEAN"😂

[@_MrBread]

Oh this here is what you need *proceeds to bring up a box of flechettes

[@martinsonofwar395]

Unfortunately those don't work well from a shotgun, now if you wanted to use a pvc pipe and some other materials, it could be effective and land you in prison, too

[@scythelord]

flechettes are garbage. video games and movies make them out to be way better than they are.

[@Erraddo]

​@@scythelord flechettes are EXTREMELY effective if dropped from a biplane while flying over a trenchline

[@FuckOff426]

@@Erraddo OH boy it's useful in a very specific situation that almost no one will ever be in. Big fuckin deal.

[@Erraddo]

@@FuckOff426 you sound like you were never hit by a flechette while trying to unjam a Gewher98

[@mh8889]

😂 funny how he turns it cause it’s usually Black guys trespassing 😂😂😂 still the best comedian on the planet will not be beaten

[@keithphilips4068]

ole dave takes advantage of ppls niceness!!!

[@shadow8_017]

“That won’t kill a man, now THIS will blow his fcking head off and leave it no where to be found”

[@joemoma7086]

What head

[@wilcoker8575]

From Mississippi! This is exactly how we would all react to questions like this😂

[@Aglai76]

Birdshort is extremely lethal within 20 feet Definitely one of the best apartment defense loads as you're not gonna risk killing your neighbor

[@randomidiot8142]

Shhh. Don't tell people that, it'll drive the price of trap loads up.

[@sgtkort97]

It also has better spread needs less aim.

[@ericlockard7081]

I think you guys need to do a little more research. someone wearing a leather jacket or a few layers of denim has shown to literally stop point blank birdshot from being effective. Like there is police reports about people being shot point blank with birdshot 2 ft away, and it was not effective

[@puddlejumper6477]

What an educational comment thread .👏

[@varsitycamplife]

@@ericlockard7081 at 20 feet, if the person is wearing a leather jacket, aim low and remove his legs or aim high and remove his head. The shot pattern removes the need for precise aim; just get in the area code.

[@maxpearlman1143]

Birdshot buckshot birdshot buckshot buckshot buckshot

[@leonthornton1839]

The gun's Jamaican...

[@mremblem9687]

You got me you bastard.

[@peternorton5648]

Forget that birdshot stuff. Buckshot or slugs. shooting someone with birdshot just gets you sued later on.

[@maxpearlman1143]

@@peternorton5648 it's literally a quote from the same stand-up special thanks tho

[@peternorton5648]

@@maxpearlman1143 oh gotcha. No problem, have a good one

[@plda123]

Dave Chapelle would make a perfect character for GTA 6

[@johndomoe3735]

"I'm no dummy I need bullets too" Guy reaches down and put two boxes of shells on the counter tells me Chappell knows more than he wants you too

[@BigLou19]

…“Oh wrong gun, this here son, is a 300 blackout! “

[@pyromagic7113]

"A white dude trespassing" 🤣 Ha lol

[@Enju23]

I’m not American, but that sounds like Texas 😂😂😂

[@griffin1095]

It’s a lot of places tbf

[@gen4john660]

Dave Chappelle lives in Ohio.

[@dragonballa5083]

Ah yes, guns = Texas.

[@DCWProduction]

"Oh, so you want some slugs, i got ya"

[@Justsayit1-Z8]

“We have just the thing there called slugs and will give him a huge new orifice”

[@chinacarter8319]

me in the same store: I wanna make more holes for him to get fucked in, any suggestions on that?

[@PaulWade87]

*""God don't have a last name""* ! but Chappelle's always been funny!

[@holyshades6462]

"No but we have a box with a picture of a black guy trespassing does that work?"

[@josephdowling3745]

Picture of a black guy breaking and entering, raping looting carjacking robbing a 7-11 all the TNS.

[@shannonkingsley2871]

Exactly, because white guy won't sell as good for A REASON.

[@adoniszeus2889]

bunch of salty ofays. kys

[@adoniszeus2889]

​@@josephdowling3745 you from florida?

[@jimmydean4444]

I'm lookin for the box " wit duh boot lips on it " That's the one I want !

[@Here_Today_]

That’s the birdshot 😉

[@kemetnukingtrucking240]

Exactly the strength I'm looking for 💪🏿💯😂

[@america_countries3414]

Why Are Yall So Funny 🤣

[@AzalofForossa]

"and this here is flechette" "What do those do?" "Well you see, back in 'Nam..."

[@N0body247]

Yep. Birdshot for home defense lightweight intruders .. buckshot for heavy armed intruders.