Dave Chappelle - I'm Not Taking Advice From A Convict

#DaveChappelle ("Chappelle's Show", "Half Baked", "Dave Chappelle's Block Party") dropped by the Montreal stage at the Just for Laughs festival in 2000. Chappelle jokes about working at #BurgerKing , #ScaredStraight , and more!
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[@AceKWM]

"While you're here, you do fit a description"

[@clarkparker4860]

+AceKWM Thanks for the iterations Ace

[@artemnoelgames]

the*

[@SES4L]

AceKWM that is my biggest fear

[@vincaso]

Its crazy cause thats pretty much how the kid from the central park 5 got convicted

[@Rockahfellahh]

true

[@jimmydivicio838]

"Eh shut up, convict" is my favorite line in this bit

[@getthiswork210]

@Jimmy Divicio Sounds like Nick Nolte in 48 hours talking to Eddie Murphy threw out the movie.

[@jv-lk7bc]

I gotta be out by 3...

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

“What time you leavin?” delivery was absolute perfect

[@Respect2theFallen]

Lmfao

[@Mercenary-1914]

@@monsieurcondottiero2685 Yes...the inflection in his voice and timing was awesome!

[@jawn7025]

"what time you leaving."

[@llama6633]

hahaha!

[@lupilou888]

Not gonna like til it hits 999

[@jefferyhellerjh]

😭😭

[@xuchia117]

I died laughing at this point 😂😂😂😂

[@ODoyleRulez_]

Fucked up 😭😭

[@BennieValentine]

"What time you leaving?" 😭😂😂

[@sofiapoku]

You are so beautiful!I hope this doesn't come off as creepy, but I'm a 19 year old girl, just so you know XD

[@abdsnomadicescapades7773]

@@sofiapoku lol wtf being a girl doesn't make you creepy? Besides that's a 2 year old comment, you're not going to have any luck with that.

[@sofiapoku]

@@abdsnomadicescapades7773 I know thats it's creepy even if I'm a girl, I just wanted to make her a compliment without her thinking about too much because as a woman myself, I know for fact, that we get worried quickly

[@kossiscott1002]

Bennie Valentine u cute Bennie. Had to throw in that

[@laleau92]

@Don Juanito this is random... why Don "Juanito" and not "Juanita"?

[@4antastic956]

Dave voice is unique

[@vylestyle2749]

Sorry to say he's lost it now. Its all raspy these days

[@josephblanchard6248]

He actually sounds like the rapper "Sadat-X" right here tho man. Which coincidentally Sadat-X actually sounds alittle more like Dave Shapel tho too tbh.

[@aneshk2337]

Not anymore 😂

[@danyalkhandakar6564]

Miscellaneous Mind he’s a smoker lol. That’s what happens

[@angelgjr1999]

Danyal Khandakar Well I don’t smoke and I have a raspy voice :(

[@springtime1009]

We need more Dave Chappelle's comedy.

[@tomcarlson1654]

+Spring Time He's been doing alot of shows lately not sure if he'll being doing specials anytime soon

[@ThePhoenix3712]

+Tom Carlson he's a clone.

[@JacaboBlanco]

Tom Carlson he got a 3 special deal with Netflix for 60 MILLION dollars this past week. so pumped

[@mychloebaby1]

@@ThePhoenix3712 . Yes, that's not the same person.

[@SlaveOfAllahTheRestorer]

@@mychloebaby1 It may come as a surprise people's appearance & voice chance over time, Y'all think he's going to look 24 forever.

[@Novous]

If you watch his earlier versions from 1993/1995, the same joke, he's SO MUCH better at telling the same joke as the years go by. Little tweaks, little changes in pauses, and it kills.

[@a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025]

Chris Katko I am glad he does that because out of the years he can use the same joke but add some new style to it.

[@erikrivers1927]

Chris Katko like when he was a guest on connans show he makes jokes about 2 sketches that weren’t made yet but were still hilarious

[@Gamer831crossfire]

@@a.i.videosandcryptoworld9025 most comedians tell new jokes at small comedy clubs and over time they improve the joke. Sometimes a joke could take a couple of years finding ways to improve it before they put it into a comedy special

[@NEMtvOfficial]

Yea comedians usually polish a joke over years...by the time we hear it as a classic, its been worked on for years

[@jamierice2336]

He put in the hours, master craftsman

[@raziele92]

"I was suspended 23 times, during February."

[@raziele92]

@Hamad Alsuwaidi He had the month of February off from school.

[@mariohnroper8206]

Raziel Moreno no cuz it was black history month

[@kennymichaelalanya7134]

Truancy huh lol

[@XiaolinDraconis]

@Grant420 you really think it was just coincidence that he picked black history month...

[@lolgamez9171]

@@XiaolinDraconis you really think it's a coincidence that he picked the shortest month of the year...

[@jaydee1511]

“ unless you change David Chapelles grades”😂🙌

[@MachineGunMouth]

"I dont know how he caught me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Snakeeyes757]

Lol I can relate I used to tag the walls up in Davis middle school then I got bored and started writing threats on the wall to the janitor that kept cleaning it off lol

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@jamesanderson6373 *Chappelle's

[@remkojerphanion4686]

Dave Chappelle is priceless! Men like him are a gift to humanity, and I mean that. We need more humor and wayyyy less BS in this world!

[@soulshine8281]

Spot on

[@Scratchingforcash]

His white guy voice is whiter than my white friends.

[@reinerbraun898]

That literally makes no sense

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Ha🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@@reinerbraun898 it makes sense...a mind is a terrible thing to waste

[@Scratchingforcash]

Joseph Joestar

[@reinerbraun898]

@@Scratchingforcash To understand why it makes no sense, first you have to define what a "white" voice is. From my understanding, a "white" voice is a sound that is uttered from a person of Caucasian descent. If this is the case, how can one who is not of Caucasian descent sound more like one of this heritage then one who is actually of this lineage. It's like saying diluted milk tastes more like water than actual water. It's really not that deep but I hope you have a better understanding of my previous comment now.

[@hritikmhj7687]

"You look like the person that made all the right choices in life " got me dead 😂

[@AngelHxze]

“While you’re here you..do fit a description” LMFAOOOOO it’s so fucked up. Love Chappelle

[@koreaindahou]

why he sound like the cookie monster when he was calling his old english teacher?

[@ryanb2369]

prank call

[@kinglos3004]

I thought he sounded like Kermit lol

[@mrronnylives]

@@kinglos3004 definitely cookie monster

[@elemaire86]

Lol he's trying to sound like he's using a voice scrambler

[@carolea1629]

He did make a skit about the cookie monster though haha

[@williegrowit6181]

Love his white guy voice, it's the best!

[@Spiritus1130]

His white guy voice sounds like his voice i dont see the difference

[@emekao502]

Hi how are ya😀

[@rad1cal300]

Oh, oops sorry to bother you.

[@unclejesse4271]

Chase Green it’s a voice the a non white person would assume a white person speaks like. Kind of like how most people make a black voice and automatically make it deeper and more rhythmic? Let’s not act like we don’t joke about that.

[@ARedMotorcycle]

@Mc LOVIN You must be McDeaf.

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

I wish I can see the beyond scared straight epsidoe with young dave chapelle🤣

[@nochill9475]

So would I, but it's not real! That would be funny though, actually imagine all of the comedians younger on scared straight?

[@bigjoneschillin]

You know it’s wild that’s they don’t have the footage 😂😂😂

[@gkl153]

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING COPPER

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

@@gkl153 nyeahh see nyeahhh

[@Mzwambedu]

@@nochill9475 doesnt mean its not real whats next you gonna say any crime thats not shown on the show "Cops" is not real?? The program existed before and beyond the cameras, still a crapy program but for some reason it exists, teachers and parents think its needed

[@TheLimeJuicy]

Top 3 comics all time easy

[@Hal2718]

Bill Cosby? George Carlin? Jerry Seinfeld? Richard Pryor? Dave Chappelle is funny and all but top 3? I don't think so. He's what I like to call a demi-god of comedy. Sure you may have heard of him and you love his comedy, but he in no way rivals the gods.

[@SUPD100]

Sevir Rosis I don't support his actions, but I don't see how that deters an audience away from his comedy.

[@YesYES-no8kf]

Rebecca98463 Jerry Seinfeld is a matter of opinion because honestly his comedy is only meant for a certain group of people. Dave Chappelle is arguably top 3 even if his career has been very short. He had the biggest show on TV, we need to remember that.

[@Hal2718]

No NO Every other comedian I listed off also plays/played to particular demographics. Jerry Seinfeld might not be for you and Richard Pryor might not be for another guy. It doesn't change the fact that their names are synonymous with comedy. Dave Chappell was well on his way to becoming a comedy god, but he simply jumped ship too soon and it won't be long until he's completely forgotten.

[@YesYES-no8kf]

Rebecca98463 Good point, I guess I just meant his standup comedy is too inclusive for me too call him a top 3 comic but he has accomplished enough to get his name up there. Dave Chappelle left in his prime so for sure we didn't get to see all we could have seen from him but what he accomplished in that amount of time is beyond all of the greats. The guy was being offered a 50 million dollar contract after only 2 seasons of his show being on air when he decided to leave. Lets not count him out as far as the future goes though. To say he will be completely forgotten is completely ignorant to the fact that his name is still relevant in comedy today. He has yet to release a special since he left his show; however, he was just named Man of the Year by GQ and is starting to blow up again in his stand up career. It is no where near what level he was at before but that doesn't make what he is doing now any less impressive, it just makes what he did before more impressive. He is definitely arguably a top 3 comedian all time.

[@genibushati964]

Dave Chappelle the G.O.A.T. Whenever in a bad mood, I turn to this guy to cheer up.

[@Arconz-Official]

Hearing the whopper joke about being right behind him gave me mad nostalgia back to Half Baked.. Dave is the goat of stand up

[@jaycompany4886]

Dave Chappelle funniest man on the planet!

[@lundenwarren2524]

Jay Company cuz Richard Pryor dead

[@favrerules04]

A great human being and one hell of a funny guy

[@turq1824]

"A person who made allllll the right choices in life"

[@JoseRamirez-et5di]

“What time you leaving” 😂😂

[@collinhennessy1521]

So that's where they got the idea for that scene in Half-Baked.

[@jackgabriel4282]

yeah they went back in time to make that scene happen

[@nathano6247]

Other way around. Movie inspired the joke

[@solarfreak1107]

The movie came out 1998, this clip says its from 2000.

[@hendrixjoe555]

No in Dave's head

[@BlessedLighty9]

Or maybe.... The story is true and the inspiration for both the movie and the joke. And it happened long before Chapelle was doing stand up

[@timelessthee]

Lmao the end of this video makes it seem like Chris Rock bombed with that clock joke

[@RawMonkeyKnuckle]

Because he did, that shit sucked 😂

[@nukepacifista9188]

@@RawMonkeyKnuckle Its not that bad actually, but when you just watched Dave and then watch the others they seems to be .... shit as hell

[@RawMonkeyKnuckle]

@@nukepacifista9188 nah, without watching Dave that shit sucked homie

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Nobody is hilarious when they start out

[@marvinmclean789]

“While you’re here you do fit a description” 🤣🤣🤣 that shit kills me every time lol

[@ALXXCXMP]

Classic skinny, high-voiced Dave. What a legend.

[@vulcaniso1943]

Daves really changed from his Montreal stand up in 1993.

[@NiggasDrinkin40s]

Yeah. Because people change. Thing called life

[@vanillajack5925]

Hard to believe it's been over 25 years...

[@cezrok1]

Yeah because its not the real dave chappelle in 2019

[@Tapiael_]

cezrok1 this is a clone

[@dredgewalker]

@@wonderfonder4279 I usually have to wear thick mittens before I read the posts so I don't hurt myself due to the many inevitable facepalms I will incur due to the utterly stupid and insane things that people type here. People saying Dave has changed due to him doing more shows is completely batshit crazy and stupid. Dave has a family to support so of course he needs to go on shows and mo ake money. Also you can see how his style evolves through the years if you keep track of his comedy so it's not surprising he seems different from what he was 20 years ago. Comedy us a craft and evolving is part of the craft. I doubt these nutjobs go outside to talk and interact with people as it sounds like they're stuck in the basement somewhere only reading conspiracies and internet trash all day which turned them into paranoud delusional idiots.

[@samiyi4896]

“ like I’m gonna take advice from youuu you like a person that made all the “right” choices in life” 😂

[@cewboo2633]

Over the years his voice has got deeper I could listen to it all day 💚

[@gc9376]

😂😂😂😂😂 I was suspended from school 23 times., during February

[@JanWynd]

The comedic genius of that joke is *next level* . Only a few people will get that joke. Dave is a well-polished machine of a comedian.

[@gc9376]

JanWynd Yes he is. You know you're good when those in your arena give you props for your comic genius

[@titanproductions3628]

JanWynd can someone explain the joke...

[@gc9376]

TITAN productions There are 28 days in February and he was suspended for 23 of the 28.

[@JanWynd]

@@titanproductions3628 I'm going to stay on code.

[@dayle.johnson6683]

6/24/19 still watching.😂😂😂

[@TheyWantUSilent]

The very first time I ever heard Dave doing Stand-up in the early 90's, he did a similar joke. From that one 15 minute or so routine, I knew he was going to be one of my favorites. That same set, he did a skit about why Batman never fights crime in the hood. Absolutely hilarious! Dave is still one of the best today!

[@deathstarresident]

Dave’s comedy just keeps getting better with time

[@mattieskemoevie]

I’ve never laughed harder than the “Uh, a Whopper with cheese” microphone bit 😂😂😂😂

[@roonaldinho87]

u can tell he is high as the Eiffel tower lol

[@TheAdamlans]

yes for sure

[@gggfff685]

I can't tell? Doesn't look high to me

[@jaykay3512]

@@gggfff685 he ain't that high. All these dumbass kids say that.

[@markwall298]

Yeah what is he high on im very curious

[@zorojuro03]

Hes HIGH!! 😂😂

[@hyperbolicraider4848]

Dave Chappelle: I am not taking advice from a convict. Beyond Scared Straight: NANI?

[@christophercaldwell5093]

That’s the joke

[@kingtshilobo1849]

One time I was taking a walk on my street and got hit with the you do fit the description

[@apexone5502]

@avalanchesoul you don't know if he lives in the hood. It could be that he lives in a white neighborhood and is stereotyped by racists who live there.

[@burpostockings]

You could blame that on all thugs in your suburb.

[@kingtshilobo1849]

Apexone yeah I lived in Shaker height it’s a white neighborhood

[@kingtshilobo1849]

avalanchesoul no bruh I lived in shaker heights it’s a white neighborhood in East Cleveland

[@PrettyPaintedRecords]

avalanchesoul your probably know what parsnips are

[@timothyotoole9748]

He sounds like Unforgivable when he was calling Mr. Johnson. 😂😂😂

[@carlbowles1808]

Really with humor works Dave Chapelle delivers 100%.

[@rickrolled1918]

2:32 "what time you leaving?" underratted line💀💀💀

[@kwilcox1126]

shut up...convict lmbo

[@Gloabl]

Rest in peace david 💐✌️

[@xtubby420x]

"Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill B! Damn!" - Scarface

[@ashantinyongo7632]

It's cool how he referenced the Burger King mic issue in half baked.

[@c.galindo9639]

Ashanti Nyongo most likely he brought up the idea in the movie from actually working at Burger King before

[@kaelinrenegonzales540]

Dave chappelle is on the list for one of the best comedians.😅👍

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

Love how that's in Half Baked.

[@FalcomNPC]

This man has come such a long way. 😂

[@llewellynnolan]

Hes got more and better jokes in this 3 mins than comedians today have in their entire routines. Effortless comedy

[@Totmorgen0]

It's true what he says about bailing someone out. Scary as shit.

[@bobbiusshadow6985]

no....

[@lesfaul4924]

You're afraid of an administrative office at a jail?

[@HarrisonCountyStudio]

You would be smart to be weary of any government agent.

[@bejentle7774]

@@lesfaul4924 Yes go watch when they see us movie then you will understand better

[@LexpressionQc]

@@bejentle7774 yeah, movie from netflix thats race baiting, imagine my shock...

[@couchmayne4351]

“While your here you do fit a description if you’ll just walk this way and we can process you”

[@DabsAllDay69.]

Can’t stop laughing

[@michaelvince6489]

Well you do fit a description 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@MikeyRB77]

He said that! Cool.

[@jhcvb1]

love this dude

[@andrewlaco1776]

Kind of hilarious he's in a Canadian tuxedo. I hope he keeps making specials. America needs it wise men and most people don't listen to Gilbert Gottfried.

[@BERNARD7269]

Man is a legend 30 years of being funny

[@DarylFord]

Unseen stand up from Dave Chappelle..

[@mianmuhammadhaider8619]

Shut up u convict had me

[@ronjakallioinen5132]

"what time you leaving?" lmaoo

[@skylarrweaver3239]

00:10 - 00:14 basically admitting to the whole Dave beating up microphones meme

[@mirraw697]

How am I just seeing this 😂😂😂

[@adriancline-bailey3301]

You know the end of the joke about the police man going "whilst your hear you do fit the description" and thats exactly what happened to one of the central park five, crazy that jokes a reality.

[@VarialFlipz]

Damn, he took that first joke about burger king and put it in half baked, made his mexican friend say that line

[@cambino310]

Austin Martineau he's Cuban, B!

[@Shagadelicjon]

Finally after listening to him on Apple Music have I seen the footage of the performance 😂

[@christineschnitzka823]

You look like a person who made all the right choices in life! 🤣

[@josephchurchill6720]

I like how that first gag made the movie Half-Baked! Cool knowing the origin!!!

[@thadicus]

0:46 that dude laughing probably mows the best lawns on the planet

[@MrVictor555]

You can notice people's faces at the end of the video, some of them are smiling, some just have a kinda sad look in their eyes, probably thinking "well, it might be funny, but it's sad".

[@abdullahithebest]

They're are french canadians they probably didn't understand english./. Il sont francais ils ne comprennent pas l'anglais

[@adamcruz3172]

Itz funny how when an audience member laughs at his use of the word " nicer". He leads into taking teachers numbers and calling the English teacher and saying " IM going to kill you" 😂

[@cbfour12]

That’s true, when I went to the sheriffs department once upon a time to get a county report on myself to give to a landlord, one of the deputies was typing my description into a computer to see if I fit the description

[@Kinglegend-nq9dp]

This was 2000 man Dave chappelle is a LEGEND

[@James92C]

“The other kid were scared” sounded like goofy 😂😂😂

[@DanielinAction]

this is not rare its in youtube since 2006 or something like that, the original is 15 min long.. all this jokes are from the conan o'brain show.. still, the greatest...

[@kylecoucke943]

His jokes r from his acts, when comedians go on late night shows they use some of their material to promote themselves

[@natti4723]

"suspended 23 times during february" is a very clever joke.

[@ultradude5410]

Interesting to see how his style has changed over 20 years.

[@ianscheinberg5218]

Pure talent

[@bandguy360]

His white person voice always makes me laugh

[@DerrickTheTrainer]

Dude said you son of bitch I’m right behind you lmaoo

[@nope_no_nunya.]

01:20 Finally, the right pronunciation of the word😄

[@stefi1877]

Why does 2000 dave look like 2019 pete davidson

[@realspittv423]

0:35 he's describing the "half baked" scene with Julio when he said "Fucc u" Fucc u" Fucc u" your cool" an fucc u I'm out

[@akanijohn1825]

Dave is high af😂😂😂

[@stealthblu84]

Haven't seen Dave Chappelle in a while. Let's do it! 😁

[@ErminDedicNT]

What time you leavin'? 😂😂😂

[@rodneyharris8013]

Half baked got the whopper joke..lmao

[@anthonybell9412]

Call on ya boi bill I swear do it fa ya😂😂😂

[@WallyWest96]

Damn Scary Terry called Mr. Johnson LOL

[@TheSuperDude17]

This has been on youtube for a long time but its nice to see Just for Laughs putting out an official video

[@shamichaelpowell7426]

2021 dave still the man 😎

[@Whyinem]

Dave is a legend

[@DirtCheapFU]

I had a conversation like this with a guy at my job(hotel), and this guy wash dishes. Im a overnight manager and Night Audit. Just sharing a smokebreak with this guy. This guy... dishing out all of this advice and talking about how he served 15 years(in and out) jail time and now he's here washing dishes. Whereas, I served in the military 12yrs(8mon Honorably) and I'm now sitting behind a front desk auto-managing a hotel. "Why the hell are you giving me advice?". Ex-convic. Never been arrested. As far as Milw, Wisc goes... only thing he has over me he is that he's white and I'm black.

[@SBTheBully]

2:28 - 2:32 Silky Johnston anyone??? 🤣🤣

[@fmills1583]

His clone is funny too.

[@ghostzion7756]

His clone never do the white voice period. Plus the clone never change his voice tone

[@nickbowen405]

Dave Chapelle : Hi Audience : HAHAHAHAHA

[@felis4289]

the microphone joke at the beginning really reminded me of mitch hedberg

[@DanielDaAwesome77]

Straight up looks like Pete Davidson painted in blackface.

[@mattsullivan7517]

Ah, young Dave. . . That takes me back.

[@dtice69]

I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the fact that there was a time where Dave did a set in front of an almost entirely white audience. No wonder I didn't see any knee slapping coming from the crowd.

[@2ToTheDome]

tht last joke was gold

[@brad7566]

Even the great Dave Chappelle recycles material. Used the Montreal police joke already in 93 and uses the bailing his friend out of jail joke later in his other stand ups

[@sssssssev]

+Brad Lamb That's what comedians traditionally do. They write stuff and they hold on to the material that works. Though I have to say, Dave never seemed like the kind of comedian who tried to reinvent himself and really push his material into new territories, but it works for him and I think he's one of the greatest. Louis CK and Bill Burr are great examples of the new school, who constantly challenge their own material and mix it up.

[@Sipifok]

+sssssssev I think using the term recycling old materiel is looking into it too far i always like re-telling a story that happened at work to new ppl just because i thought it was funny as fuck and other ppl think the same and i like to make ppl laugh