"He's a black dude's dog, so he doesn't come right away. He peeks first to see what's going on." Died.
@austinblackburn20084 жыл бұрын
My dog is the same exact way, he's from a place that would have killed him if no one wanted him. He is an absolute badass on a daily basis. But when something sounds sketchy around the corner he always has to peek around the corner to check the situation
@cynthusinfinite4 жыл бұрын
Priceless! Seriously, doesn't get better than DC.
@cynthusinfinite4 жыл бұрын
@Jonny Karr kinda like relying on intelligent design which is not your case.
@cynthusinfinite4 жыл бұрын
@Jonny Karr you're mor on like a bot
@thedr34m74 жыл бұрын
@Jonny Karr mmmm at least we stay with our kids?
@edabakb5 жыл бұрын
"...like this dog had gambling debts." 😂 I LOVE THIS MAN.
@netflixisajoke5 жыл бұрын
🐶💰
@Nighhhts5 жыл бұрын
When he said that shit, I just said, “brah...” 😂😂😂
@Nighhhts5 жыл бұрын
altec8100 She look out of place and lost! 😂😂😂
@patronman7775 жыл бұрын
Catdog, right?😂😂😂😙
@Nighhhts5 жыл бұрын
Patrone Man One word to describe Dave: LEGEND!
@coachhbosoccer5 жыл бұрын
He said "kids are acting like the Dog has gambling debts. Dad, they're gonna kill him!"😂
@themclovin512345 жыл бұрын
No way you watched the video too?
@bayman50cal5 жыл бұрын
Uh, I think we all heard him.
@parkerjeans57775 жыл бұрын
Gotta love punch line killers
@coachhbosoccer5 жыл бұрын
@@parkerjeans5777 yea sorry we all do it 🤦🏾♂️ And it isnt any less funny hearing it again lol
@coachhbosoccer5 жыл бұрын
@@themclovin51234 🤷🏾♂️
@cyrilfoday4 жыл бұрын
“Kids started crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@antoniosaxon86052 жыл бұрын
100% Best Line
@XanderKole9 ай бұрын
Nice
@pmaii77075 жыл бұрын
“Crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts” this joke went over everyone head and is underrated 🤣🤣
@Solaaaaa5 жыл бұрын
PMA II I don’t get it...
@xxdeathxxnols54344 жыл бұрын
@@Solaaaaa you're being sarcastic and although funny I don't think this went over the majority of people's head... at least I hope not
@cynthusinfinite4 жыл бұрын
Murder she wrote...
@kanishk26434 жыл бұрын
It didn't go over anyone's head lol
@blackwingdragonmasta4 жыл бұрын
No it didn't lol
@kefkapalazzo15 жыл бұрын
“Your dad is Dave Chappelle you can trade that for something better” lmao
@chuchuokeke5 жыл бұрын
That attitude..imagine dave as the Godfather😂
@teeneshverma4 жыл бұрын
GOAT!
@filipsebest21704 жыл бұрын
Like for Nick Cannon? Or?
@UwU_Blaster4 жыл бұрын
c o s m i c b r o w n i e
@titsmcgeeyolanda37553 жыл бұрын
Sony wants half Disney wants half
@trailersforfun26695 жыл бұрын
Dad: Doesn’t want dog Family: gets dog anyway Dad and Dog:
@AverageDoomer695 жыл бұрын
Well since the dad is the alpha male the dog is gonna submit to him and they form a bond .
@ng232425 жыл бұрын
My dad: I DIDNT EVEN WANT THIS DOG! Me: You’re literally rubbing her belly while she’s laying in your arms.
@ng232425 жыл бұрын
That’s just how the game goes
@jasminehouston-burns16915 жыл бұрын
Apparently, this is a classic love story
@jrsmith33445 жыл бұрын
I'm in it right now
@thedemoman883 жыл бұрын
“Dad bit my sandwich! Oh, shiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!” I fucking died at that part, man.
@1986SouthPaw3 жыл бұрын
Literally gets me every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidsteinberg21203 жыл бұрын
Their dad's Dave Chappele, the can trade that shit 4 something Better...😅😁😂
@charliebee43383 жыл бұрын
😹
@hunterklugh50675 жыл бұрын
"What I'm doing is adding value to their lunches"
@MrJDLEGG5 жыл бұрын
I love his honesty in these moments 😂
@slin1225b5 жыл бұрын
thats actually so true
@jackrichard38825 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Dave is such a smart comedian...
@jackrichard38825 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest comedian in the world in my opinion.... he literally never disappointed me... I'm not kidding it's ridiculous...
@tylercouture2165 жыл бұрын
@@jackrichard3882 smart comedian is a good description lml very genius in what he says fosho
@Scratchingforcash5 жыл бұрын
The only man that can leave show business for 10 years, come back and have the same clout.
@karendoyon22584 жыл бұрын
More clout
@marvinm46764 жыл бұрын
@@karendoyon2258 fam not clout
@Xadethor4 жыл бұрын
You're wrong. There's a bigger comedian that influenced Dave and did the same before it was cool.
@Omar13t4 жыл бұрын
@@Xadethor ??
@ጭስዋሪማና4 жыл бұрын
@@Xadethor sam kinnison?
@sonofgod35115 жыл бұрын
Whenever he smells weed, he just comes on running. LOL
@tollelege56355 жыл бұрын
Just like biggums when he smells cocaine
@kev30245 жыл бұрын
Bruh my dog is really like that lol
@boxerfan25 жыл бұрын
pavlovian theory. lol
@profesorius26755 жыл бұрын
smart dog :DDD
@VincentGonzalezVeg5 жыл бұрын
i have a black cat and a thicc russian blue cat and both of themon my lap and they wereloving to be on my lap
@DSW_3143 жыл бұрын
"My dog knows all my habits. When he smells weed in the house, he knows I'm gonna eat, so he comes running, cuz he knows I'm a messy eater. And that's how we became friends." ~ Dave Chappelle
@rabguk5 жыл бұрын
Dave looking jacked these days
@BoqPrecision5 жыл бұрын
Making his head look TINY
@nationradical5 жыл бұрын
Back in his CC days he was just a skinny dude, he’s really bulked up!
@BSJDynasty5 жыл бұрын
TRT
@djovel105 жыл бұрын
rabguk it’s all that weed😂
@robertafrifa88135 жыл бұрын
He's a clone, they killed the Real Dave !!!!
@palepro35115 жыл бұрын
Dave looks like CJ from san andreas after you type in the buff cheat code
@nikola78025 жыл бұрын
Lmao u right
@Abekrampe5 жыл бұрын
Who tf used cheat codes in San Andreas you casual
@jlbbmt5 жыл бұрын
He was skinny AF back in the day.
@palepro35115 жыл бұрын
@@Abekrampe An intellectual.
@robinmaeotibap53975 жыл бұрын
and u wrote this comment in 1994?
@NextSound1705 жыл бұрын
In an age of hyper sensitivity and touchy people. We need Dave.
@8-BitHeart795 жыл бұрын
NextSound Dave needs Matt Stone and Trey Parker to write him a folk hero theme song! 😂🤣
@NJames-dh6kz5 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to the way that people talk to/about each other recently? One thing is certain, we do not live in a world of hypersensitive people. We live in a world of dicks. That being said, Dave is a GD genius.
@winomaster5 жыл бұрын
@@NJames-dh6kz Your message seems confused.
@joelalexander53385 жыл бұрын
Damn right!
@MrSamwiseable5 жыл бұрын
@@NJames-dh6kz your comment proves that you're one of those hypersensitive and touchy people
@SOMEBROAD14 жыл бұрын
When did Dave get so buffed? Damn he’s filling out that shirt
@Moxp064 жыл бұрын
Right?
@senju7554 жыл бұрын
Ohh shit i had to watch it again to see, i saw him skinny at first. Idk why 😂
@zoddsonofthor55764 жыл бұрын
two types of weed smokers those that work out and get buff or those who become one with the couch
@clintonkildepsteen39824 жыл бұрын
Hes got the dad bod
@BlackstarSI4 жыл бұрын
Zodd Sonofthor FACTS 💯
@Martin-or4gt5 жыл бұрын
We have to protect this man at all costs. He legit doesn’t even try to be funny, he just is. Like, he’s Dave Chappelle god damn it
@slantdwave5 жыл бұрын
He does try tho. He's been working at it since age 15?14?
@leiat72595 жыл бұрын
This is not Dave Chappelle.... rip
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix57335 жыл бұрын
Martin Suarez He’s a comedian. He’s trying to be funny
@Martin-or4gt5 жыл бұрын
He literally has said that he doesn’t even try any more.
@emanandchill5 жыл бұрын
@@leiat7259 you're an idiot.
@JD..........5 жыл бұрын
0:40 - clueless blonde lady 😆 “Oh, was that funny?”
@jinvid5 жыл бұрын
J D you saw that too huh?! I love how uncomfortable she is!
@tobyhel05 жыл бұрын
damn you beat me to it
@JD..........5 жыл бұрын
Jin Luncheonmeats LOL, how could you not ;)
@mikemccag5 жыл бұрын
Too dumb to have a sense of humor...
@nattybrigade57835 жыл бұрын
There she is again at 2:12
@brittanybonnie14785 жыл бұрын
idk why people keep acting like this isnt who dave has always been.i see nothing wrong with his jokes
@RiderZer05 жыл бұрын
Personally I think he lacks the excitement and energy he had when he was younger. Still a funny guy though
@revendaig98435 жыл бұрын
@@RiderZer0 has a point. He's not hungry anymore... Who would be after devouring all these sets?
@brittanybonnie14785 жыл бұрын
@@RiderZer0 true but i think that happens to most people ...he has seen way to much to still be the same...he changed when he came back for sure i just understand why
@tylercouture2165 жыл бұрын
it's not that it's that people have changed and gotten soft he still is who he always been but now politics are are having to be correct now
@revendaig98435 жыл бұрын
@@tylercouture216 respect... But... He's aware. Lol. I was going to explain the nuanced aspects of Dave's work but was struck humbly self-aware. I'm sure that he doesn't need me to explain.
@EverettBurger4 жыл бұрын
0:38 favorite part of the bit. Looks around and sees others laugh. Ponders if she should laugh.
@samsneadd3 жыл бұрын
Mean while, her dude is totally losing his shit in laughter
@Jordie_425 жыл бұрын
And Amy Schumer wanted equal pay to Dave Chappelle? 😄😄😄😄😄
@retiredmanager5105 жыл бұрын
Give her equal pay. $1 per verified view. I guarantee the pay is equal but the outcome won’t be. Dave has a brain, Dave has comedy and reason. Dave can see the comedy in the world.
@whitedastardly29385 жыл бұрын
So she wants the title but none of the effort? Typical
@IAMthatIAM9925 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I've heard all night
@hariharansasidharan51155 жыл бұрын
@Yall bitch made Fake even the worst if Dave is better than the best of Schumer.
@jackhammer83645 жыл бұрын
🤣Bitch! please,lol
@coachhbosoccer5 жыл бұрын
DC looked like he did 300 pushups before the show 😂
@MattyFatty3655 жыл бұрын
All those sandwiches!
@Fukei_Mono5 жыл бұрын
He has to burn them somehow.
@kellyjackson65485 жыл бұрын
Dave has bulked up big time!
@Labcabin965 жыл бұрын
@@robaxl3088 he didn't smoke crack where did you hear that bullshit
@nicolejones59055 жыл бұрын
Rob Axl he did not smoke crack 😂
@dade80535 жыл бұрын
That blond at 0:40 did not appreciate the joke!! Which makes it 100 times funnier 😂😂😂
@lunaseur3274 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo ahead was sitting there like *Eeergh*
@bryananofa71654 жыл бұрын
She was cute
@orangeaustronaut6064 жыл бұрын
@@bryananofa7165 yea but not a good sense of humor
@bryananofa71654 жыл бұрын
@@orangeaustronaut606 well everybody has different sense of humor so you can generalise
@edentyler-moss11574 жыл бұрын
Btw blond is male, blonde is female :)
@LadyLakeland4 жыл бұрын
Lord, me and my husband been together 11 years and he ain't lying about all that chatty shit gone. We just IN THE ZONE now.
@leothalion39834 жыл бұрын
I would love to talk to you 😍
@justaguywhogotlostintherec15273 жыл бұрын
@@leothalion3983 down bad Mariana trench
@Mebble3 жыл бұрын
@@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 down bad magma core
@FATillery3 жыл бұрын
@@Phyrre56 Indeed my friend...indeed.
@sladewilson6493 жыл бұрын
@@leothalion3983 so many pussies in the world and ur after one that's taken 😁
@SpacedAiroh5 жыл бұрын
"Their dad is Dave Chappelle, I'm adding value to their lunch!"🤣🤣
@dontrll9475 жыл бұрын
Id trade anything for a sandwich Dave Chappelle bit off
@anythingbutmyrealname5 жыл бұрын
@@dontrll947 hahha
@viewmaster6175 жыл бұрын
And this is why he is the best and worth 60 million+
@mralabbad75 жыл бұрын
According to wiki🤷♂️ They say he signed a contract where every special is worth 20 million He's done 5 till now🐦 Quick mafs
@mralabbad75 жыл бұрын
What i'm really wondering is how much did netflix gain! Are they breaking to the Bs with his specials? Or how else are they cool with giving him that much🐦
@mar10ssj15 жыл бұрын
Seeing how much fire he is spitting out, I say he is worth > 100 million. Netflix got a great deal.
@cmorrell10315 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile,Amy asking for the same money, and can't pass a sandwich shop... LMAO. No judgement, ijs
@supaflyyowen5 жыл бұрын
Lmao “what I’m doing is adding value to their lunch” such a legend 😭😭😂💀
@mayson1234564 жыл бұрын
Their dad is Dave Chappelle, they can trade that lunch for something better 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love how Dave is aware of his stardom and how comfortable he is. He doesn't play it down in some modest is no big deal way.
@kentokimalaza3525 жыл бұрын
Dave makes my stomach hurt all the time. he is all of us and that's why we love him.
@blackcosmos5 жыл бұрын
"David, don't eat the kids lunch"💀
@CuntLucifer3 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "Don't let the kids watch" Both works tho..
@meatballsandwich53293 жыл бұрын
@@CuntLucifer not even funny. 4 months and no likes.
@CuntLucifer3 жыл бұрын
@@meatballsandwich5329 ur mom
@yussufhussein96365 жыл бұрын
“They can trade that sandwich for sum better. I’m adding value to their lunch.”
@ismaelgarcia72924 жыл бұрын
Anyone peep white girl offended over the dog joke as her bf dies laughing 😂
@rontayan4 жыл бұрын
Maybe her dad got killed over gambling debit?
@reallyhappenings55974 жыл бұрын
I think she was just spaced out for a second, her boyfriend's laughter made her snap out of it. It's not really a joke that's even remotely offensive.
@-alleycat-17784 жыл бұрын
@@rontayan thatd be something
@Ba_con554 жыл бұрын
Ya I know wasted seat at the show right there ....
@Pillowcars4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@acrobaticjesus64165 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely amazing. We need more Dave Chappell style comedians in this world.
@lights4bre8905 жыл бұрын
Among the greatest stand-up comedians of all times.. LEGEND
@joshphilander61475 жыл бұрын
Dave "The Rock" Johnson 😎
@SoulKisses765 жыл бұрын
I know, I'm like DAMN Dave!
@atomicpressure51125 жыл бұрын
Comment fail
@JCANPetros5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nickajk15 жыл бұрын
Steroids are a hell of a drug
@jamie252885 жыл бұрын
He's on TRT
@thatprincedbo64514 жыл бұрын
"when you're dad's Dave Chapelle you can trade that sandwich for something better"🤣🤣🤣
@KhoPhi5 жыл бұрын
0:39 The face you make when you're still downloading the joke!
@senju315 жыл бұрын
The download completed after she looked at what I suppose is her partner
@darkskinwhite5 жыл бұрын
lmaooo the chick in the middle. thats geeked
@tewaewae5 жыл бұрын
no, when you have gambling debts your hubby next to you has no idea about.
@standardbrah5 жыл бұрын
lolllll this almost the new funniest part of the bit
@Neeroking5 жыл бұрын
@@tewaewae lmaoo that's the face of guilt
@rizzybasar57095 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr, John wick and Now Dave Moral: Get yourself a DOG
@AKickassDuke5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Burrs wife make him give away the dog?
@Blood0cean5 жыл бұрын
An emasculated man, an imaginary man and a clone. Moral: Get a cat
@farley92555 жыл бұрын
All I could think about was Bill's skit about getting a dog. Still good though.
@Ravengagepvl5 жыл бұрын
@@Blood0cean A clone?
@frootfantom5 жыл бұрын
@@AKickassDuke No, Bill did it himself because the poor thing got too old and agressive
@user-ss8st5jj8x5 жыл бұрын
"That dad Is Dave chapelle Man, You Can trade that sandwich for something better" i Really love this Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@c.c.3.3.33 жыл бұрын
I love when Dave goes, “Hm?” 😂
@Triunity45 жыл бұрын
he looks so strange now that hes jacked up af
@nutellaninja46675 жыл бұрын
@junekid629 Don't be so glum, chum.
@rtreyk5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@rafaeltrivino17905 жыл бұрын
He works out and eats his kids lunch. Also Flintstone vitamins.
@krumlovskystokar64855 жыл бұрын
@@rtreyk oh yeaaaaah yeaaaaah
@atomisedman62355 жыл бұрын
@@krumlovskystokar6485 Ded mim
@joshtetras57975 жыл бұрын
The face the lady made at 0:39 has me crying 😂
@randomv3iwer5 жыл бұрын
Lol what’s up with her
@Forsaken8605 жыл бұрын
Her & her friend looked at him while he's laughing. The wife is either fed up or scared. I believe it's the " I hope you heard that motherfucker" look😂😂😂😂
@gunkanjima34085 жыл бұрын
She has no sense of humor
@nicolejmarie5 жыл бұрын
lol cuz either she has gambling debts or her dude does
@IXvSakuravXI5 жыл бұрын
Papito Diaz LMAO
@juls75825 жыл бұрын
Get a dog and you’ll never have to talk to another human again! They’re good listeners, they agree you’re always right, they don’t argue with you, and they always have your back.
@hiro74895 жыл бұрын
@@imbi9580 uh yes? It's called beastiality but would most? Probably not
@arkeshn7295 жыл бұрын
@@imbi9580 sadly for some people.. yes
@imbi95805 жыл бұрын
As depressed as i am, i wouldnt be able to fuck a dog to save my life
@imbi95805 жыл бұрын
I mean, fuck is wrong with people?
@tamiesmith88555 жыл бұрын
Yeah as long as you feed them 😂
@joseyeastwood Жыл бұрын
That little clip had me laughing so hard my wife was like " Will you stfu " !!!!!!!!! So i definitely know about going through the motions 😅
@Gobackto4chan5 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad Netflix gave Dave the platform to make his comeback. He definitely deserved it. Well done Netflix, keep Dave around and you’ll definitely keep this subscriber.
@tmst21992 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I hope there's a culture there that deserves the millions he brings in and it's not just payola.
@mrmysterycake5 жыл бұрын
Dave done went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and came out to battle Cell and snowflakes!
@c.di.90345 жыл бұрын
well said lol
@judgeholden99425 жыл бұрын
more like anabolic time chamber
@amerlad5 жыл бұрын
if you think dave gives two shits about the left or right views, you havent been listening.
@HO-os8ry5 жыл бұрын
He got off the crack finaly
@kase_one57205 жыл бұрын
Love it snowflakes suck
@PappaMustafa5 жыл бұрын
Dave has been smoking that anabolic weed! 💪
@mmacaine5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@XIAXCI5 жыл бұрын
i need some HGH too.
@werewolfgirl19958 ай бұрын
you have no idea how hard i started laughing when he said "like the dog has gambling debts" lmaoo
@great5675 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best comedian ever
@nakeasimone135 жыл бұрын
This fool said the kids start crying like the dog had gambling debts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave still got it👌🏾
@keef_cheefr31105 жыл бұрын
I laugh EVERY time I watch Chappelle, no matter how many times I've seen him before, I always laugh. I'm in my study hall right now watching this with earbuds and everyone is super confused why I'm laughing
@osmanmedhat75244 жыл бұрын
That blonde in 0:39 had a gambling debt. Lol
@ismailmohamud125 жыл бұрын
1:00 that classic Dave Chappelle face 😂😂😂😂😂
@nandesimon35384 жыл бұрын
“What I’m doing is adding value to their lunch”
@vaughnshantel5 жыл бұрын
This man is so consistent..it's amazing how he is just naturally funny 😂 love him
@smiley30125 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comedians ever. Thank God for this man.
@double_j38675 жыл бұрын
@0:38 Blonde Girl: "Oh, I'm supposed to laugh right now.....?"
@midnight2468105 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Murphy Who hurt you? Damn, that's harsh lol. Honestly, looked to me she zoned out, turned to her man and smiled/laughed at his reaction.
@magixnn5 жыл бұрын
0:38 Blonde girl looked around trying to see if anyone else laughed.
@dirtyicontarot4 жыл бұрын
Theee Legend i cringed when i saw that
@bho-lj1jk4 жыл бұрын
I think she’s way too high. Trying to hold it together and answer the query “where the frack am I??”
@bmosley625 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Dave, u never cease to amaze me, always makes my day! ❤️
@bigj30864 жыл бұрын
Like the dog had gambling debt's!" Legend
@FoshoTheOne5 жыл бұрын
Lol People will pay 10 racks for a Dave Chapelle eaten half sandwich like they some game worn Jordan’s... he the Goat
@markdelgado71305 жыл бұрын
Pathetic ass people maybe.
@philconnors15225 жыл бұрын
He's definitely not the goat of standup
@SESK985 жыл бұрын
Like it's any better to use that money on a sweaty pair of shoes that another man wore during a basketball game.
@FoshoTheOne5 жыл бұрын
Alfred Prufrock I’m obviously not talking about an elementary school kid. Jeez you’re overthinking this, apply yourself into something else, arts and crafts maybe or something. This doesn’t need for you to be so pressed, it’s a freaking joke
@FoshoTheOne5 жыл бұрын
Alfred Prufrock oh dang my bad I didn’t realize you were joking lol my apologies... maybe I didn’t find it that funny...
@scottcarey56355 жыл бұрын
The blonde at 0:39 LOL "I don't understand.....do I laugh now?"
@Blackjohnwick915 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@birkhoffrang91765 жыл бұрын
Damn you... I wished to unsee it lol...
@picklevoncrunchnmunch79465 жыл бұрын
Dave's gettin swole. Wtf he was always a stringbean
@ratseducer51265 жыл бұрын
Pickle Von CrunchnMunch thats what I was thinking
@rolandblaise11495 жыл бұрын
Fo reals
@strtfghtr885 жыл бұрын
Cocain is a hell of a drug!
@HeroAndReporter5 жыл бұрын
He had to do something since he ended his show.
@missionpupa5 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when you retire and become a dad. He could have just been fat by eating all those school lunches, but at least he decided to work out.
@Alexander1962104 жыл бұрын
0:39 She's looking at him like: "You really think this is funny?" Dude you ain't taking me out no more!
@firstlast84814 жыл бұрын
@K C what's a wing ding
@currycountysavage5 жыл бұрын
Blonde girl at 0:39 has no idea what's going on or even why she's here
@castletalks69435 жыл бұрын
CurryCountySavage understand comment lmao 😂
@mariamikaella5 жыл бұрын
CurryCountySavage she’s Russian and doesn’t get jokes.
@SamarIqbal1-2-15 жыл бұрын
CurryCountySavage She’s looking at the guy on her right and thinking why is he laughing so hard?!. I guess, she’s not used to this kind of humour culturally. She looks very European to me, so it could be understandable! Not everyone gets the joke the first time.
@ZazVocals5 жыл бұрын
@samar if she was European she probably understood it before he even finished the joke. Not exactly rocket science mate
@FranktheTank705 жыл бұрын
@@ZazVocals What part of Muslims will destroy Europe are you missing? Not rocket science, dick
@blacqueen87435 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a dog thats a good smoke buddy!🤣Dad bit my sandwich o shiiit!😭 Love dave Chappelle!
@c.galindo96395 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is such a well liked person his dog instinctively knows how to get along with him
@charlieangel970511 ай бұрын
"David" Everytime Dave mentions how his wife calls him. It tugs my heart. It sounds like "Babe" to me.
@mastermovesmakermartin5 жыл бұрын
*STILL fvckin got it!* *No comedian can do facial expressions like Dave🤣😂🤣😂*
@truth9595 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest comedian of them all.
@heatherturner23665 жыл бұрын
Augustus McRae him and Katt Williams
@jimsmith99123 жыл бұрын
David Chapelle is a legend. He is so funny and cool all at once. Thank you Netflix for bringing us Dave. Cool y'all.
@Cecille_the_one Жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite skits🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave is THE GOAT 🐐 Everything he does is pure gold💛
@thedood79303 жыл бұрын
Daves standup is like medicine for me. Sometimes life can really beat you up.
@catcrapinahat5 жыл бұрын
Always was a cat person, my ex wife wanted a dog and we rescued one for her birthday. I didn't want anything to do with the pup, 4 years later we split and the dog was the only thing we fought over. I mean literally the only thing we couldn't agree on. God I miss that pup, she was a mix breed, 50% love and 50% fun.
@CJ-wn5vh5 жыл бұрын
That Blonde lady in the middle at 0:39 is like: "Oh, ha..ha.. funny.."
@alone.popular91815 жыл бұрын
CJ was looking if someone noticed ahaha
@damianval4626 Жыл бұрын
Effortlessly funny. Just up there talking.....The goat!!!!
@makesense34425 жыл бұрын
I’m happy to see all the likes bra got. He deserves every one of them.
@jennakarpe27835 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is so confident in the age of hyper sensitivity! Respect!
@krisofdeath015 жыл бұрын
I love how glossed over the "Why can't she just make another sandwich in the morning?" joke was. Like that was a super legitimate point and he didn't even acknowledge it but for a second lmao
@greensky013 жыл бұрын
@0:38 the blonde is like “what’s the big deal about liking a damn dog?” “Oh, everyone is laughing, better imitate them so to not let people know I don’t care”.
@Akirah12315 жыл бұрын
Dave is the Best since Pryor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@councofoofo85255 жыл бұрын
"probably something wrong with him." way he expresses it is golden.
@joneschilufya8672 жыл бұрын
I like how his wife still calls him "David" 😀
@tutliwyatii17412 жыл бұрын
That kids lunch killed me 😂😂😂💯 "Dad bit my sandwich, oh shiiiit" 😂😂
@phasm425 жыл бұрын
"What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch." 😅
@heathermckenzie16495 жыл бұрын
Love Dave Chapel he doesn’t care about PC and doesn’t back down and I love every minute of it.
@mill83834 жыл бұрын
0:38 when you are the only person who dont know what they are laughing about.
@ShadyPinesMaa4 жыл бұрын
Whooosh
@Fjerid3 жыл бұрын
@0:39 you can see the lady did not want to be there but her partner dragged her along lol
@44RisingSun444 жыл бұрын
0:40 that awkward moment when you’ve had so much Botox you forget how to laugh & even get confused when you see others doing it lmao
@ukmedicfrcs4 жыл бұрын
You have no idea what she was doing prior to the camera panning over. Jealous of her?
@44RisingSun444 жыл бұрын
@@ukmedicfrcs That must've been you because there is no other explanation for why you'd be so butt hurt over a joke lmao
@ukmedicfrcs4 жыл бұрын
@@44RisingSun44 You lost any credibility in this debate as soon as you typed LMAO after your own unfunny comment.
@44RisingSun444 жыл бұрын
@@ukmedicfrcs I made a joke on a video. You got your feelings hurt on someone else's behalf. That's not a debate sis.
@ukmedicfrcs4 жыл бұрын
@@44RisingSun44 I love jokes and laughing, otherwise I wouldn't be watching Chapelle. You didn't make a joke. It wasn't funny at all and it had nothing to do with the context. I could care a less what you think about a stranger but don't call it a joke. Maybe in your tiny mind it's a joke SIS.
@dreimann5 жыл бұрын
"I'm adding value to their lunch."
@hackedstalked63715 жыл бұрын
"Like the dog had gambling debts..."... Too damn funny
@robdog7915 Жыл бұрын
"please dad.." that line is sooo good !!great actor!!!and loves dogs!!!!
@bobhunt31975 жыл бұрын
Frkin funny, as usual. So what's to dislike about this ???
@bulumkomponco95995 жыл бұрын
"Gambling debts"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KnownAsChris2 жыл бұрын
Must of been one of the dogs from the famous poker dogs painting. 😂
@Israelashala3 жыл бұрын
0:40 The way she looked at him 😂 He must have gambling problems
@tonykisaragi4755 жыл бұрын
All those dislikes from people who dont know how to enjoy gold standard stand-up 😱🤣
@kevinhasch30975 жыл бұрын
The dog loved Dave right away now he understands what dogs are all about
@bayman50cal5 жыл бұрын
Gold standard? With all that cussing? Keep your standard to yourself.
@TonyKisaragi5 жыл бұрын
@@bayman50cal someone 's being a humorless snowflake I see 😀
@UNYQUE7073 жыл бұрын
I love when Dave makes that face. You know what I’m talking bout.
@benyam5255 жыл бұрын
:41 sec mark --- her look says it all. that man got some gambling debt.
@randomv3iwer5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! Now I get it. lol
@yougotshnaucked5 жыл бұрын
She got caught checking out Dave on camera
@ayoubtihami38834 жыл бұрын
''What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch" LMAO 😂😂