Dave Chappelle's Drug Sniffing Dog | Netflix Is A Joke

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@paulmwilson62
@paulmwilson62 5 жыл бұрын
"He's a black dude's dog, so he doesn't come right away. He peeks first to see what's going on." Died.
@austinblackburn2008
@austinblackburn2008 4 жыл бұрын
My dog is the same exact way, he's from a place that would have killed him if no one wanted him. He is an absolute badass on a daily basis. But when something sounds sketchy around the corner he always has to peek around the corner to check the situation
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 4 жыл бұрын
Priceless! Seriously, doesn't get better than DC.
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 4 жыл бұрын
@Jonny Karr kinda like relying on intelligent design which is not your case.
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 4 жыл бұрын
@Jonny Karr you're mor on like a bot
@thedr34m7
@thedr34m7 4 жыл бұрын
@Jonny Karr mmmm at least we stay with our kids?
@edabakb
@edabakb 5 жыл бұрын
"...like this dog had gambling debts." 😂 I LOVE THIS MAN.
@netflixisajoke
@netflixisajoke 5 жыл бұрын
🐶💰
@Nighhhts
@Nighhhts 5 жыл бұрын
When he said that shit, I just said, “brah...” 😂😂😂
@Nighhhts
@Nighhhts 5 жыл бұрын
altec8100 She look out of place and lost! 😂😂😂
@patronman777
@patronman777 5 жыл бұрын
Catdog, right?😂😂😂😙
@Nighhhts
@Nighhhts 5 жыл бұрын
Patrone Man One word to describe Dave: LEGEND!
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 5 жыл бұрын
He said "kids are acting like the Dog has gambling debts. Dad, they're gonna kill him!"😂
@themclovin51234
@themclovin51234 5 жыл бұрын
No way you watched the video too?
@bayman50cal
@bayman50cal 5 жыл бұрын
Uh, I think we all heard him.
@parkerjeans5777
@parkerjeans5777 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love punch line killers
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 5 жыл бұрын
@@parkerjeans5777 yea sorry we all do it 🤦🏾‍♂️ And it isnt any less funny hearing it again lol
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 5 жыл бұрын
@@themclovin51234 🤷🏾‍♂️
@cyrilfoday
@cyrilfoday 4 жыл бұрын
“Kids started crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@antoniosaxon8605
@antoniosaxon8605 2 жыл бұрын
100% Best Line
@XanderKole
@XanderKole 9 ай бұрын
Nice
@pmaii7707
@pmaii7707 5 жыл бұрын
“Crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts” this joke went over everyone head and is underrated 🤣🤣
@Solaaaaa
@Solaaaaa 5 жыл бұрын
PMA II I don’t get it...
@xxdeathxxnols5434
@xxdeathxxnols5434 4 жыл бұрын
@@Solaaaaa you're being sarcastic and although funny I don't think this went over the majority of people's head... at least I hope not
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 4 жыл бұрын
Murder she wrote...
@kanishk2643
@kanishk2643 4 жыл бұрын
It didn't go over anyone's head lol
@blackwingdragonmasta
@blackwingdragonmasta 4 жыл бұрын
No it didn't lol
@kefkapalazzo1
@kefkapalazzo1 5 жыл бұрын
“Your dad is Dave Chappelle you can trade that for something better” lmao
@chuchuokeke
@chuchuokeke 5 жыл бұрын
That attitude..imagine dave as the Godfather😂
@teeneshverma
@teeneshverma 4 жыл бұрын
GOAT!
@filipsebest2170
@filipsebest2170 4 жыл бұрын
Like for Nick Cannon? Or?
@UwU_Blaster
@UwU_Blaster 4 жыл бұрын
c o s m i c b r o w n i e
@titsmcgeeyolanda3755
@titsmcgeeyolanda3755 3 жыл бұрын
Sony wants half Disney wants half
@trailersforfun2669
@trailersforfun2669 5 жыл бұрын
Dad: Doesn’t want dog Family: gets dog anyway Dad and Dog:
@AverageDoomer69
@AverageDoomer69 5 жыл бұрын
Well since the dad is the alpha male the dog is gonna submit to him and they form a bond .
@ng23242
@ng23242 5 жыл бұрын
My dad: I DIDNT EVEN WANT THIS DOG! Me: You’re literally rubbing her belly while she’s laying in your arms.
@ng23242
@ng23242 5 жыл бұрын
That’s just how the game goes
@jasminehouston-burns1691
@jasminehouston-burns1691 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently, this is a classic love story
@jrsmith3344
@jrsmith3344 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in it right now
@thedemoman88
@thedemoman88 3 жыл бұрын
“Dad bit my sandwich! Oh, shiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!” I fucking died at that part, man.
@1986SouthPaw
@1986SouthPaw 3 жыл бұрын
Literally gets me every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidsteinberg2120
@davidsteinberg2120 3 жыл бұрын
Their dad's Dave Chappele, the can trade that shit 4 something Better...😅😁😂
@charliebee4338
@charliebee4338 3 жыл бұрын
😹
@hunterklugh5067
@hunterklugh5067 5 жыл бұрын
"What I'm doing is adding value to their lunches"
@MrJDLEGG
@MrJDLEGG 5 жыл бұрын
I love his honesty in these moments 😂
@slin1225b
@slin1225b 5 жыл бұрын
thats actually so true
@jackrichard3882
@jackrichard3882 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Dave is such a smart comedian...
@jackrichard3882
@jackrichard3882 5 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest comedian in the world in my opinion.... he literally never disappointed me... I'm not kidding it's ridiculous...
@tylercouture216
@tylercouture216 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackrichard3882 smart comedian is a good description lml very genius in what he says fosho
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 5 жыл бұрын
The only man that can leave show business for 10 years, come back and have the same clout.
@karendoyon2258
@karendoyon2258 4 жыл бұрын
More clout
@marvinm4676
@marvinm4676 4 жыл бұрын
@@karendoyon2258 fam not clout
@Xadethor
@Xadethor 4 жыл бұрын
You're wrong. There's a bigger comedian that influenced Dave and did the same before it was cool.
@Omar13t
@Omar13t 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xadethor ??
@ጭስዋሪማና
@ጭስዋሪማና 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xadethor sam kinnison?
@sonofgod3511
@sonofgod3511 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever he smells weed, he just comes on running. LOL
@tollelege5635
@tollelege5635 5 жыл бұрын
Just like biggums when he smells cocaine
@kev3024
@kev3024 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh my dog is really like that lol
@boxerfan2
@boxerfan2 5 жыл бұрын
pavlovian theory. lol
@profesorius2675
@profesorius2675 5 жыл бұрын
smart dog :DDD
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 5 жыл бұрын
i have a black cat and a thicc russian blue cat and both of themon my lap and they wereloving to be on my lap
@DSW_314
@DSW_314 3 жыл бұрын
"My dog knows all my habits. When he smells weed in the house, he knows I'm gonna eat, so he comes running, cuz he knows I'm a messy eater. And that's how we became friends." ~ Dave Chappelle
@rabguk
@rabguk 5 жыл бұрын
Dave looking jacked these days
@BoqPrecision
@BoqPrecision 5 жыл бұрын
Making his head look TINY
@nationradical
@nationradical 5 жыл бұрын
Back in his CC days he was just a skinny dude, he’s really bulked up!
@BSJDynasty
@BSJDynasty 5 жыл бұрын
TRT
@djovel10
@djovel10 5 жыл бұрын
rabguk it’s all that weed😂
@robertafrifa8813
@robertafrifa8813 5 жыл бұрын
He's a clone, they killed the Real Dave !!!!
@palepro3511
@palepro3511 5 жыл бұрын
Dave looks like CJ from san andreas after you type in the buff cheat code
@nikola7802
@nikola7802 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao u right
@Abekrampe
@Abekrampe 5 жыл бұрын
Who tf used cheat codes in San Andreas you casual
@jlbbmt
@jlbbmt 5 жыл бұрын
He was skinny AF back in the day.
@palepro3511
@palepro3511 5 жыл бұрын
@@Abekrampe An intellectual.
@robinmaeotibap5397
@robinmaeotibap5397 5 жыл бұрын
and u wrote this comment in 1994?
@NextSound170
@NextSound170 5 жыл бұрын
In an age of hyper sensitivity and touchy people. We need Dave.
@8-BitHeart79
@8-BitHeart79 5 жыл бұрын
NextSound Dave needs Matt Stone and Trey Parker to write him a folk hero theme song! 😂🤣
@NJames-dh6kz
@NJames-dh6kz 5 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to the way that people talk to/about each other recently? One thing is certain, we do not live in a world of hypersensitive people. We live in a world of dicks. That being said, Dave is a GD genius.
@winomaster
@winomaster 5 жыл бұрын
@@NJames-dh6kz Your message seems confused.
@joelalexander5338
@joelalexander5338 5 жыл бұрын
Damn right!
@MrSamwiseable
@MrSamwiseable 5 жыл бұрын
@@NJames-dh6kz your comment proves that you're one of those hypersensitive and touchy people
@SOMEBROAD1
@SOMEBROAD1 4 жыл бұрын
When did Dave get so buffed? Damn he’s filling out that shirt
@Moxp06
@Moxp06 4 жыл бұрын
Right?
@senju755
@senju755 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh shit i had to watch it again to see, i saw him skinny at first. Idk why 😂
@zoddsonofthor5576
@zoddsonofthor5576 4 жыл бұрын
two types of weed smokers those that work out and get buff or those who become one with the couch
@clintonkildepsteen3982
@clintonkildepsteen3982 4 жыл бұрын
Hes got the dad bod
@BlackstarSI
@BlackstarSI 4 жыл бұрын
Zodd Sonofthor FACTS 💯
@Martin-or4gt
@Martin-or4gt 5 жыл бұрын
We have to protect this man at all costs. He legit doesn’t even try to be funny, he just is. Like, he’s Dave Chappelle god damn it
@slantdwave
@slantdwave 5 жыл бұрын
He does try tho. He's been working at it since age 15?14?
@leiat7259
@leiat7259 5 жыл бұрын
This is not Dave Chappelle.... rip
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 5 жыл бұрын
Martin Suarez He’s a comedian. He’s trying to be funny
@Martin-or4gt
@Martin-or4gt 5 жыл бұрын
He literally has said that he doesn’t even try any more.
@emanandchill
@emanandchill 5 жыл бұрын
@@leiat7259 you're an idiot.
@JD..........
@JD.......... 5 жыл бұрын
0:40 - clueless blonde lady 😆 “Oh, was that funny?”
@jinvid
@jinvid 5 жыл бұрын
J D you saw that too huh?! I love how uncomfortable she is!
@tobyhel0
@tobyhel0 5 жыл бұрын
damn you beat me to it
@JD..........
@JD.......... 5 жыл бұрын
Jin Luncheonmeats LOL, how could you not ;)
@mikemccag
@mikemccag 5 жыл бұрын
Too dumb to have a sense of humor...
@nattybrigade5783
@nattybrigade5783 5 жыл бұрын
There she is again at 2:12
@brittanybonnie1478
@brittanybonnie1478 5 жыл бұрын
idk why people keep acting like this isnt who dave has always been.i see nothing wrong with his jokes
@RiderZer0
@RiderZer0 5 жыл бұрын
Personally I think he lacks the excitement and energy he had when he was younger. Still a funny guy though
@revendaig9843
@revendaig9843 5 жыл бұрын
@@RiderZer0 has a point. He's not hungry anymore... Who would be after devouring all these sets?
@brittanybonnie1478
@brittanybonnie1478 5 жыл бұрын
@@RiderZer0 true but i think that happens to most people ...he has seen way to much to still be the same...he changed when he came back for sure i just understand why
@tylercouture216
@tylercouture216 5 жыл бұрын
it's not that it's that people have changed and gotten soft he still is who he always been but now politics are are having to be correct now
@revendaig9843
@revendaig9843 5 жыл бұрын
@@tylercouture216 respect... But... He's aware. Lol. I was going to explain the nuanced aspects of Dave's work but was struck humbly self-aware. I'm sure that he doesn't need me to explain.
@EverettBurger
@EverettBurger 4 жыл бұрын
0:38 favorite part of the bit. Looks around and sees others laugh. Ponders if she should laugh.
@samsneadd
@samsneadd 3 жыл бұрын
Mean while, her dude is totally losing his shit in laughter
@Jordie_42
@Jordie_42 5 жыл бұрын
And Amy Schumer wanted equal pay to Dave Chappelle? 😄😄😄😄😄
@retiredmanager510
@retiredmanager510 5 жыл бұрын
Give her equal pay. $1 per verified view. I guarantee the pay is equal but the outcome won’t be. Dave has a brain, Dave has comedy and reason. Dave can see the comedy in the world.
@whitedastardly2938
@whitedastardly2938 5 жыл бұрын
So she wants the title but none of the effort? Typical
@IAMthatIAM992
@IAMthatIAM992 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I've heard all night
@hariharansasidharan5115
@hariharansasidharan5115 5 жыл бұрын
@Yall bitch made Fake even the worst if Dave is better than the best of Schumer.
@jackhammer8364
@jackhammer8364 5 жыл бұрын
🤣Bitch! please,lol
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 5 жыл бұрын
DC looked like he did 300 pushups before the show 😂
@MattyFatty365
@MattyFatty365 5 жыл бұрын
All those sandwiches!
@Fukei_Mono
@Fukei_Mono 5 жыл бұрын
He has to burn them somehow.
@kellyjackson6548
@kellyjackson6548 5 жыл бұрын
Dave has bulked up big time!
@Labcabin96
@Labcabin96 5 жыл бұрын
@@robaxl3088 he didn't smoke crack where did you hear that bullshit
@nicolejones5905
@nicolejones5905 5 жыл бұрын
Rob Axl he did not smoke crack 😂
@dade8053
@dade8053 5 жыл бұрын
That blond at 0:40 did not appreciate the joke!! Which makes it 100 times funnier 😂😂😂
@lunaseur327
@lunaseur327 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo ahead was sitting there like *Eeergh*
@bryananofa7165
@bryananofa7165 4 жыл бұрын
She was cute
@orangeaustronaut606
@orangeaustronaut606 4 жыл бұрын
@@bryananofa7165 yea but not a good sense of humor
@bryananofa7165
@bryananofa7165 4 жыл бұрын
@@orangeaustronaut606 well everybody has different sense of humor so you can generalise
@edentyler-moss1157
@edentyler-moss1157 4 жыл бұрын
Btw blond is male, blonde is female :)
@LadyLakeland
@LadyLakeland 4 жыл бұрын
Lord, me and my husband been together 11 years and he ain't lying about all that chatty shit gone. We just IN THE ZONE now.
@leothalion3983
@leothalion3983 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to talk to you 😍
@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527
@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 3 жыл бұрын
@@leothalion3983 down bad Mariana trench
@Mebble
@Mebble 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 down bad magma core
@FATillery
@FATillery 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phyrre56 Indeed my friend...indeed.
@sladewilson649
@sladewilson649 3 жыл бұрын
@@leothalion3983 so many pussies in the world and ur after one that's taken 😁
@SpacedAiroh
@SpacedAiroh 5 жыл бұрын
"Their dad is Dave Chappelle, I'm adding value to their lunch!"🤣🤣
@dontrll947
@dontrll947 5 жыл бұрын
Id trade anything for a sandwich Dave Chappelle bit off
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 5 жыл бұрын
@@dontrll947 hahha
@viewmaster617
@viewmaster617 5 жыл бұрын
And this is why he is the best and worth 60 million+
@mralabbad7
@mralabbad7 5 жыл бұрын
According to wiki🤷‍♂️ They say he signed a contract where every special is worth 20 million He's done 5 till now🐦 Quick mafs
@mralabbad7
@mralabbad7 5 жыл бұрын
What i'm really wondering is how much did netflix gain! Are they breaking to the Bs with his specials? Or how else are they cool with giving him that much🐦
@mar10ssj1
@mar10ssj1 5 жыл бұрын
Seeing how much fire he is spitting out, I say he is worth > 100 million. Netflix got a great deal.
@cmorrell1031
@cmorrell1031 5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile,Amy asking for the same money, and can't pass a sandwich shop... LMAO. No judgement, ijs
@supaflyyowen
@supaflyyowen 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao “what I’m doing is adding value to their lunch” such a legend 😭😭😂💀
@mayson123456
@mayson123456 4 жыл бұрын
Their dad is Dave Chappelle, they can trade that lunch for something better 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love how Dave is aware of his stardom and how comfortable he is. He doesn't play it down in some modest is no big deal way.
@kentokimalaza352
@kentokimalaza352 5 жыл бұрын
Dave makes my stomach hurt all the time. he is all of us and that's why we love him.
@blackcosmos
@blackcosmos 5 жыл бұрын
"David, don't eat the kids lunch"💀
@CuntLucifer
@CuntLucifer 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he said "Don't let the kids watch" Both works tho..
@meatballsandwich5329
@meatballsandwich5329 3 жыл бұрын
@@CuntLucifer not even funny. 4 months and no likes.
@CuntLucifer
@CuntLucifer 3 жыл бұрын
@@meatballsandwich5329 ur mom
@yussufhussein9636
@yussufhussein9636 5 жыл бұрын
“They can trade that sandwich for sum better. I’m adding value to their lunch.”
@ismaelgarcia7292
@ismaelgarcia7292 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone peep white girl offended over the dog joke as her bf dies laughing 😂
@rontayan
@rontayan 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe her dad got killed over gambling debit?
@reallyhappenings5597
@reallyhappenings5597 4 жыл бұрын
I think she was just spaced out for a second, her boyfriend's laughter made her snap out of it. It's not really a joke that's even remotely offensive.
@-alleycat-1778
@-alleycat-1778 4 жыл бұрын
@@rontayan thatd be something
@Ba_con55
@Ba_con55 4 жыл бұрын
Ya I know wasted seat at the show right there ....
@Pillowcars
@Pillowcars 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp
@acrobaticjesus6416
@acrobaticjesus6416 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely amazing. We need more Dave Chappell style comedians in this world.
@lights4bre890
@lights4bre890 5 жыл бұрын
Among the greatest stand-up comedians of all times.. LEGEND
@joshphilander6147
@joshphilander6147 5 жыл бұрын
Dave "The Rock" Johnson 😎
@SoulKisses76
@SoulKisses76 5 жыл бұрын
I know, I'm like DAMN Dave!
@atomicpressure5112
@atomicpressure5112 5 жыл бұрын
Comment fail
@JCANPetros
@JCANPetros 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nickajk1
@nickajk1 5 жыл бұрын
Steroids are a hell of a drug
@jamie25288
@jamie25288 5 жыл бұрын
He's on TRT
@thatprincedbo6451
@thatprincedbo6451 4 жыл бұрын
"when you're dad's Dave Chapelle you can trade that sandwich for something better"🤣🤣🤣
@KhoPhi
@KhoPhi 5 жыл бұрын
0:39 The face you make when you're still downloading the joke!
@senju31
@senju31 5 жыл бұрын
The download completed after she looked at what I suppose is her partner
@darkskinwhite
@darkskinwhite 5 жыл бұрын
lmaooo the chick in the middle. thats geeked
@tewaewae
@tewaewae 5 жыл бұрын
no, when you have gambling debts your hubby next to you has no idea about.
@standardbrah
@standardbrah 5 жыл бұрын
lolllll this almost the new funniest part of the bit
@Neeroking
@Neeroking 5 жыл бұрын
@@tewaewae lmaoo that's the face of guilt
@rizzybasar5709
@rizzybasar5709 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr, John wick and Now Dave Moral: Get yourself a DOG
@AKickassDuke
@AKickassDuke 5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Burrs wife make him give away the dog?
@Blood0cean
@Blood0cean 5 жыл бұрын
An emasculated man, an imaginary man and a clone. Moral: Get a cat
@farley9255
@farley9255 5 жыл бұрын
All I could think about was Bill's skit about getting a dog. Still good though.
@Ravengagepvl
@Ravengagepvl 5 жыл бұрын
@@Blood0cean A clone?
@frootfantom
@frootfantom 5 жыл бұрын
@@AKickassDuke No, Bill did it himself because the poor thing got too old and agressive
@user-ss8st5jj8x
@user-ss8st5jj8x 5 жыл бұрын
"That dad Is Dave chapelle Man, You Can trade that sandwich for something better" i Really love this Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@c.c.3.3.3
@c.c.3.3.3 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Dave goes, “Hm?” 😂
@Triunity4
@Triunity4 5 жыл бұрын
he looks so strange now that hes jacked up af
@nutellaninja4667
@nutellaninja4667 5 жыл бұрын
@junekid629 Don't be so glum, chum.
@rtreyk
@rtreyk 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 5 жыл бұрын
He works out and eats his kids lunch. Also Flintstone vitamins.
@krumlovskystokar6485
@krumlovskystokar6485 5 жыл бұрын
@@rtreyk oh yeaaaaah yeaaaaah
@atomisedman6235
@atomisedman6235 5 жыл бұрын
@@krumlovskystokar6485 Ded mim
@joshtetras5797
@joshtetras5797 5 жыл бұрын
The face the lady made at 0:39 has me crying 😂
@randomv3iwer
@randomv3iwer 5 жыл бұрын
Lol what’s up with her
@Forsaken860
@Forsaken860 5 жыл бұрын
Her & her friend looked at him while he's laughing. The wife is either fed up or scared. I believe it's the " I hope you heard that motherfucker" look😂😂😂😂
@gunkanjima3408
@gunkanjima3408 5 жыл бұрын
She has no sense of humor
@nicolejmarie
@nicolejmarie 5 жыл бұрын
lol cuz either she has gambling debts or her dude does
@IXvSakuravXI
@IXvSakuravXI 5 жыл бұрын
Papito Diaz LMAO
@juls7582
@juls7582 5 жыл бұрын
Get a dog and you’ll never have to talk to another human again! They’re good listeners, they agree you’re always right, they don’t argue with you, and they always have your back.
@hiro7489
@hiro7489 5 жыл бұрын
@@imbi9580 uh yes? It's called beastiality but would most? Probably not
@arkeshn729
@arkeshn729 5 жыл бұрын
@@imbi9580 sadly for some people.. yes
@imbi9580
@imbi9580 5 жыл бұрын
As depressed as i am, i wouldnt be able to fuck a dog to save my life
@imbi9580
@imbi9580 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, fuck is wrong with people?
@tamiesmith8855
@tamiesmith8855 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah as long as you feed them 😂
@joseyeastwood
@joseyeastwood Жыл бұрын
That little clip had me laughing so hard my wife was like " Will you stfu " !!!!!!!!! So i definitely know about going through the motions 😅
@Gobackto4chan
@Gobackto4chan 5 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad Netflix gave Dave the platform to make his comeback. He definitely deserved it. Well done Netflix, keep Dave around and you’ll definitely keep this subscriber.
@tmst2199
@tmst2199 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I hope there's a culture there that deserves the millions he brings in and it's not just payola.
@mrmysterycake
@mrmysterycake 5 жыл бұрын
Dave done went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and came out to battle Cell and snowflakes!
@c.di.9034
@c.di.9034 5 жыл бұрын
well said lol
@judgeholden9942
@judgeholden9942 5 жыл бұрын
more like anabolic time chamber
@amerlad
@amerlad 5 жыл бұрын
if you think dave gives two shits about the left or right views, you havent been listening.
@HO-os8ry
@HO-os8ry 5 жыл бұрын
He got off the crack finaly
@kase_one5720
@kase_one5720 5 жыл бұрын
Love it snowflakes suck
@PappaMustafa
@PappaMustafa 5 жыл бұрын
Dave has been smoking that anabolic weed! 💪
@mmacaine
@mmacaine 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@XIAXCI
@XIAXCI 5 жыл бұрын
i need some HGH too.
@werewolfgirl1995
@werewolfgirl1995 8 ай бұрын
you have no idea how hard i started laughing when he said "like the dog has gambling debts" lmaoo
@great567
@great567 5 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best comedian ever
@nakeasimone13
@nakeasimone13 5 жыл бұрын
This fool said the kids start crying like the dog had gambling debts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave still got it👌🏾
@keef_cheefr3110
@keef_cheefr3110 5 жыл бұрын
I laugh EVERY time I watch Chappelle, no matter how many times I've seen him before, I always laugh. I'm in my study hall right now watching this with earbuds and everyone is super confused why I'm laughing
@osmanmedhat7524
@osmanmedhat7524 4 жыл бұрын
That blonde in 0:39 had a gambling debt. Lol
@ismailmohamud12
@ismailmohamud12 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 that classic Dave Chappelle face 😂😂😂😂😂
@nandesimon3538
@nandesimon3538 4 жыл бұрын
“What I’m doing is adding value to their lunch”
@vaughnshantel
@vaughnshantel 5 жыл бұрын
This man is so consistent..it's amazing how he is just naturally funny 😂 love him
@smiley3012
@smiley3012 5 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comedians ever. Thank God for this man.
@double_j3867
@double_j3867 5 жыл бұрын
@0:38 Blonde Girl: "Oh, I'm supposed to laugh right now.....?"
@midnight246810
@midnight246810 5 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Murphy Who hurt you? Damn, that's harsh lol. Honestly, looked to me she zoned out, turned to her man and smiled/laughed at his reaction.
@magixnn
@magixnn 5 жыл бұрын
0:38 Blonde girl looked around trying to see if anyone else laughed.
@dirtyicontarot
@dirtyicontarot 4 жыл бұрын
Theee Legend i cringed when i saw that
@bho-lj1jk
@bho-lj1jk 4 жыл бұрын
I think she’s way too high. Trying to hold it together and answer the query “where the frack am I??”
@bmosley62
@bmosley62 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Dave, u never cease to amaze me, always makes my day! ❤️
@bigj3086
@bigj3086 4 жыл бұрын
Like the dog had gambling debt's!" Legend
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 5 жыл бұрын
Lol People will pay 10 racks for a Dave Chapelle eaten half sandwich like they some game worn Jordan’s... he the Goat
@markdelgado7130
@markdelgado7130 5 жыл бұрын
Pathetic ass people maybe.
@philconnors1522
@philconnors1522 5 жыл бұрын
He's definitely not the goat of standup
@SESK98
@SESK98 5 жыл бұрын
Like it's any better to use that money on a sweaty pair of shoes that another man wore during a basketball game.
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 5 жыл бұрын
Alfred Prufrock I’m obviously not talking about an elementary school kid. Jeez you’re overthinking this, apply yourself into something else, arts and crafts maybe or something. This doesn’t need for you to be so pressed, it’s a freaking joke
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 5 жыл бұрын
Alfred Prufrock oh dang my bad I didn’t realize you were joking lol my apologies... maybe I didn’t find it that funny...
@scottcarey5635
@scottcarey5635 5 жыл бұрын
The blonde at 0:39 LOL "I don't understand.....do I laugh now?"
@Blackjohnwick91
@Blackjohnwick91 5 жыл бұрын
Right lol
@birkhoffrang9176
@birkhoffrang9176 5 жыл бұрын
Damn you... I wished to unsee it lol...
@picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
@picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 5 жыл бұрын
Dave's gettin swole. Wtf he was always a stringbean
@ratseducer5126
@ratseducer5126 5 жыл бұрын
Pickle Von CrunchnMunch thats what I was thinking
@rolandblaise1149
@rolandblaise1149 5 жыл бұрын
Fo reals
@strtfghtr88
@strtfghtr88 5 жыл бұрын
Cocain is a hell of a drug!
@HeroAndReporter
@HeroAndReporter 5 жыл бұрын
He had to do something since he ended his show.
@missionpupa
@missionpupa 5 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when you retire and become a dad. He could have just been fat by eating all those school lunches, but at least he decided to work out.
@Alexander196210
@Alexander196210 4 жыл бұрын
0:39 She's looking at him like: "You really think this is funny?" Dude you ain't taking me out no more!
@firstlast8481
@firstlast8481 4 жыл бұрын
@K C what's a wing ding
@currycountysavage
@currycountysavage 5 жыл бұрын
Blonde girl at 0:39 has no idea what's going on or even why she's here
@castletalks6943
@castletalks6943 5 жыл бұрын
CurryCountySavage understand comment lmao 😂
@mariamikaella
@mariamikaella 5 жыл бұрын
CurryCountySavage she’s Russian and doesn’t get jokes.
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
@SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 жыл бұрын
CurryCountySavage She’s looking at the guy on her right and thinking why is he laughing so hard?!. I guess, she’s not used to this kind of humour culturally. She looks very European to me, so it could be understandable! Not everyone gets the joke the first time.
@ZazVocals
@ZazVocals 5 жыл бұрын
@samar if she was European she probably understood it before he even finished the joke. Not exactly rocket science mate
@FranktheTank70
@FranktheTank70 5 жыл бұрын
@@ZazVocals What part of Muslims will destroy Europe are you missing? Not rocket science, dick
@blacqueen8743
@blacqueen8743 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a dog thats a good smoke buddy!🤣Dad bit my sandwich o shiiit!😭 Love dave Chappelle!
@c.galindo9639
@c.galindo9639 5 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is such a well liked person his dog instinctively knows how to get along with him
@charlieangel9705
@charlieangel9705 11 ай бұрын
"David" Everytime Dave mentions how his wife calls him. It tugs my heart. It sounds like "Babe" to me.
@mastermovesmakermartin
@mastermovesmakermartin 5 жыл бұрын
*STILL fvckin got it!* *No comedian can do facial expressions like Dave🤣😂🤣😂*
@truth959
@truth959 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest comedian of them all.
@heatherturner2366
@heatherturner2366 5 жыл бұрын
Augustus McRae him and Katt Williams
@jimsmith9912
@jimsmith9912 3 жыл бұрын
David Chapelle is a legend. He is so funny and cool all at once. Thank you Netflix for bringing us Dave. Cool y'all.
@Cecille_the_one
@Cecille_the_one Жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite skits🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave is THE GOAT 🐐 Everything he does is pure gold💛
@thedood7930
@thedood7930 3 жыл бұрын
Daves standup is like medicine for me. Sometimes life can really beat you up.
@catcrapinahat
@catcrapinahat 5 жыл бұрын
Always was a cat person, my ex wife wanted a dog and we rescued one for her birthday. I didn't want anything to do with the pup, 4 years later we split and the dog was the only thing we fought over. I mean literally the only thing we couldn't agree on. God I miss that pup, she was a mix breed, 50% love and 50% fun.
@CJ-wn5vh
@CJ-wn5vh 5 жыл бұрын
That Blonde lady in the middle at 0:39 is like: "Oh, ha..ha.. funny.."
@alone.popular9181
@alone.popular9181 5 жыл бұрын
CJ was looking if someone noticed ahaha
@damianval4626
@damianval4626 Жыл бұрын
Effortlessly funny. Just up there talking.....The goat!!!!
@makesense3442
@makesense3442 5 жыл бұрын
I’m happy to see all the likes bra got. He deserves every one of them.
@jennakarpe2783
@jennakarpe2783 5 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is so confident in the age of hyper sensitivity! Respect!
@krisofdeath01
@krisofdeath01 5 жыл бұрын
I love how glossed over the "Why can't she just make another sandwich in the morning?" joke was. Like that was a super legitimate point and he didn't even acknowledge it but for a second lmao
@greensky01
@greensky01 3 жыл бұрын
@0:38 the blonde is like “what’s the big deal about liking a damn dog?” “Oh, everyone is laughing, better imitate them so to not let people know I don’t care”.
@Akirah1231
@Akirah1231 5 жыл бұрын
Dave is the Best since Pryor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@councofoofo8525
@councofoofo8525 5 жыл бұрын
"probably something wrong with him." way he expresses it is golden.
@joneschilufya867
@joneschilufya867 2 жыл бұрын
I like how his wife still calls him "David" 😀
@tutliwyatii1741
@tutliwyatii1741 2 жыл бұрын
That kids lunch killed me 😂😂😂💯 "Dad bit my sandwich, oh shiiiit" 😂😂
@phasm42
@phasm42 5 жыл бұрын
"What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch." 😅
@heathermckenzie1649
@heathermckenzie1649 5 жыл бұрын
Love Dave Chapel he doesn’t care about PC and doesn’t back down and I love every minute of it.
@mill8383
@mill8383 4 жыл бұрын
0:38 when you are the only person who dont know what they are laughing about.
@ShadyPinesMaa
@ShadyPinesMaa 4 жыл бұрын
Whooosh
@Fjerid
@Fjerid 3 жыл бұрын
@0:39 you can see the lady did not want to be there but her partner dragged her along lol
@44RisingSun44
@44RisingSun44 4 жыл бұрын
0:40 that awkward moment when you’ve had so much Botox you forget how to laugh & even get confused when you see others doing it lmao
@ukmedicfrcs
@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын
You have no idea what she was doing prior to the camera panning over. Jealous of her?
@44RisingSun44
@44RisingSun44 4 жыл бұрын
@@ukmedicfrcs That must've been you because there is no other explanation for why you'd be so butt hurt over a joke lmao
@ukmedicfrcs
@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын
@@44RisingSun44 You lost any credibility in this debate as soon as you typed LMAO after your own unfunny comment.
@44RisingSun44
@44RisingSun44 4 жыл бұрын
@@ukmedicfrcs I made a joke on a video. You got your feelings hurt on someone else's behalf. That's not a debate sis.
@ukmedicfrcs
@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын
@@44RisingSun44 I love jokes and laughing, otherwise I wouldn't be watching Chapelle. You didn't make a joke. It wasn't funny at all and it had nothing to do with the context. I could care a less what you think about a stranger but don't call it a joke. Maybe in your tiny mind it's a joke SIS.
@dreimann
@dreimann 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm adding value to their lunch."
@hackedstalked6371
@hackedstalked6371 5 жыл бұрын
"Like the dog had gambling debts..."... Too damn funny
@robdog7915
@robdog7915 Жыл бұрын
"please dad.." that line is sooo good !!great actor!!!and loves dogs!!!!
@bobhunt3197
@bobhunt3197 5 жыл бұрын
Frkin funny, as usual. So what's to dislike about this ???
@bulumkomponco9599
@bulumkomponco9599 5 жыл бұрын
"Gambling debts"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KnownAsChris
@KnownAsChris 2 жыл бұрын
Must of been one of the dogs from the famous poker dogs painting. 😂
@Israelashala
@Israelashala 3 жыл бұрын
0:40 The way she looked at him 😂 He must have gambling problems
@tonykisaragi475
@tonykisaragi475 5 жыл бұрын
All those dislikes from people who dont know how to enjoy gold standard stand-up 😱🤣
@kevinhasch3097
@kevinhasch3097 5 жыл бұрын
The dog loved Dave right away now he understands what dogs are all about
@bayman50cal
@bayman50cal 5 жыл бұрын
Gold standard? With all that cussing? Keep your standard to yourself.
@TonyKisaragi
@TonyKisaragi 5 жыл бұрын
@@bayman50cal someone 's being a humorless snowflake I see 😀
@UNYQUE707
@UNYQUE707 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Dave makes that face. You know what I’m talking bout.
@benyam525
@benyam525 5 жыл бұрын
:41 sec mark --- her look says it all. that man got some gambling debt.
@randomv3iwer
@randomv3iwer 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit! Now I get it. lol
@yougotshnaucked
@yougotshnaucked 5 жыл бұрын
She got caught checking out Dave on camera
@ayoubtihami3883
@ayoubtihami3883 4 жыл бұрын
''What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch" LMAO 😂😂
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