"Dave, YOU are Daddy" - May 18, 2020

[@dirubbs1253]

Michael Angelo continues to be my favorite part of Quarantine Rundown

[@phoebechristina]

“You work for a network... I AM THE NETWORK”

[@ericlegend95]

I'm not a businessman; I'm a business, man! - Jay Z - Dave Pageviews.

[@zeon_cipher5799]

@@ericlegend95 "so lemme handle my business damn"

[@devonwatt2194]

Up a milli and dancing on CHD’s grave. Everything comin up pageviews

[@Apolloneek]

Ytd down 18 million fuckkkk 😂 i wish i could

[@btown7969]

I can’t believe they asked their boss, the president and owner of the company they work for, “how often are you here??”

[@tylerstrickland1010]

it wasn't they, it was sofia, probably the worst person in the world and a farquar boyfriend

[@dontgiveinfo]

I busted out laughing when she said that and Dave was so taken back by it, he was stunned . I say that cuz he had no real comeback

[@barnoldwhv]

The level of entitlement is off the charts.

[@Mrbink01]

That "Clapton Unplugged" by Big Cat..hilarious

[@donwan7817]

Spot on

[@mattallan6338]

Perfect reference

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Alex really was the leader of Call Her Daddy. Make it her and Milfhunter and that show wouldn’t lose a beat.

[@SwiperNoSwiping458]

Right. The other girl is completely expendable, literally a dime a dozen.

[@222333aaaaaa]

Which one’s Alex? The blonde?

[@austinsmith9579]

Everyone is expendable

[@CIARUNSITE]

@@austinsmith9579 Obviously not given how much Dave paid to get one of them back.

[@Bartleby42007]

The Bane/Dave Dark Knight Rises edit at 24:42 was amazing.

[@mercmichigan]

Peter Nelson destroyed HBO Boxing. Merk him. Drag him. Merk & drag him.

[@JM-yn8mb]

Imagine calling yourself a businessman by turning down your girlfriends half a million-plus IP rights and instead turn that into a potential lawsuit

[@nickmcnamara6537]

Sophia ruined her career and boosted Alex

[@dunduini8389]

@@0223eoin lol me either "whos the blonde one im on her side" Quote of 2020 hahahaha

[@Emily-nf9kf]

@@0223eoin the blonde one is Alex

[@davidduda1935]

KFC looks like cricket from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[@kjambrose]

Dave thinking Babar's name was Alibaba is amazing

[@brentrdevlin]

Should be a meme

[@cincinnatiking8008]

Doesn't Ali baba mean thief?

[@vipset87]

yooooo lmao

[@CarlosGarcia-tw8yw]

I can hear his Boston accent ALI-BA-BAR.

[@joeymocnik3718]

This was by far the best edited one so far

[@molester8631]

Everything’s coming up pageviews

[@spanky4734]

Dosent it always

[@thehoseybunch]

The call him daddy podcast sucks so bad, I’d rather listen to Gilbert Gottfried read me the entire Harry Potter series, but every time he turns the page, he gets a paper cut and spends 20 min explaining to me how much it hurts.

[@tangybbqsaucey]

creative

[@thehoseybunch]

tangybbqsauce ❤️

[@nickthomas7057]

😂😂 the paper cut thing sent me off the edge

[@cbk-te7ru]

Id watch that......😆

[@zachweaver599]

I hate Gilbert Gottfried so much but I think u are spot on

[@seosamhv]

Michael Angelo's edits are electric, this rundown was beautiful, good to see Davey Pageviews happy despite the circumstances with CHD. A good day for Barstool Sports.

[@zygamantas]

This version of Pres is my favorite version of Pres.

[@mercmichigan]

Correctamundo. More rage. Less opening boxes.

[@moonrock5324]

Pres will be interviewin them at the AVNs in a few years

[@knoxynyr87]

the Call Her Daddy girls are the exact girls you bring home to your parents and your mom slaps you in the face and breaks down in tears because she realizes she raised you so incorrectly to even think about getting into a relationship with one of those GOLD DIGGERS.

[@jmac6202]

William Knox come on man don’t call them gold diggers, cum dumpsters is a more accurate term

[@walshdog61]

J Mac ☠️☠️

[@landonic81]

Exactly. Those are the type of girls you steer clear of. Some poor dope is gonna have his life ruined and half his shit taken some day by one of them.

[@justinfacer6332]

A couple of moldy ham wallets

[@knoxynyr87]

J Mac the type of girls to make $500k a year and still make you pay for dinner

[@nvrules27]

Big Cat’s definitely thinking in the perspective of how much money he’d make if him and PFT had sole rights to the PMT brand/merch

[@aciladithi3020]

Barstool helped them tho, its so shitty to ditch people who help you achieve success.

[@deadlata9767]

He has equity in the company

[@nvrules27]

Aciladith I Oh ik, Big Cat wouldn’t leave he helped create it and has a stake in barstool. Plus he’s close with everyone there. I’m just saying that he has a reference for just how much money that is because he’s got an even bigger podcast than CHD

[@andysoda1694]

Big cats also not an idiot

[@CIARUNSITE]

I wouldn't doubt he's making very high six figures or even breaking seven. Pretty sure he and Dave have had that conversation at some time.

[@susanworthington8167]

And to still be treated with that much generosity, and STILL not realizing how lucky you are to be basically gifted with a platform you don’t have to give your left nut to create, they are just total ridiculous pin heads.

[@SupremePaulie]

Hit it on the nail, Susan.

[@SleepyBeatz420]

Good shit Susan

[@JonStark117]

Susan knows what’s up!

[@CamelEnjoyer]

You're a blessing SUSAN

[@kylesherrill9128]

“You work for a network, I AM THE NETWORK!!”

[@randythomas4590]

My favorite part of the rundown is when KFC isn’t talking......!

[@jonasblayne]

Atta boy Pres! I understand why CHD pod is popular, and its a huge loss for Barstool. But those girls are literally the worst.

[@Truth_CA]

They literally are not gonna have the same success and literally just be forgotten. Just cause they think they are cute they fumbled and lost BAD

[@joeymocnik3718]

Dude I’m 16 from Vancouver so I knew absolutely nothing about jordan or the 6 title bulls I just knew micheal jordan and that he was the goat this doc was incredible

[@bannequins]

I think all viewers and listeners expect This out of CHD

[@mattallan6338]

michaelangelo is killin it

[@mattallan6338]

@@Ganjikhan perfection

[@calebfoster6563]

Michelangelo! I love these edits😂great job, man

[@talk2bpcable]

Bring back one and just hold tryouts for the other spot.

[@nysportsfan9680]

Funny seeing the lows of rundown with Dave to the highs of rundown with Dave like the episode today

[@jake3736]

Sofia always seemed 100% replaceable, I don't think Alex is . If Alex were to get a new co host I see this getting worked out and Sofia getting left in the dirt.

[@AZ-xs2py]

7:58 Peter Nelson meme 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭y’all graphics are fucking hilarious

[@ajtorres2549]

RIP to suit man lmao

[@tompappas2217]

I felt like throwing up hearing how much money they were making

[@aaronh8943]

Brought to you by Nascar, everyone knows the rules. We made it boys

[@carsoncampbell574]

The rundown has been sponsored by NASCAR so many times

[@aaronh8943]

@@carsoncampbell574 I'm trying to think positive and hype this shit up pal

[@carsoncampbell574]

@@aaronh8943 just sayin its nothing crazy big dog

[@OuchesVonDoom]

Hire Me I'll get rid of that Microsoft sound forever

[@WhyTravis]

I’m actually crying at the Lord Farquad comparison 😂😂😂😂

[@shanecrow94]

Michael Angelo with god level editing

[@PerryCuda]

Prez 1, Sofia and Peter Nelson 0

[@tylerstrickland1010]

Pres a milli, sofia 0

[@Nagnullat]

That bit with the Dave-Bane escape fucking killed me. Pay MA all the monies, the kid is hilarious.

[@chrismills664]

Lol wide dog had to ask if they were alive in 1918😂😂😂

[@PlayerEstates]

That cut in of Nate was genius. Give The editor a raise

[@shanemurphy3186]

I literally don't remember anything about Sofia, Alex is the talent of the two

[@TracksideViews]

Get me to that lake!

[@b.maliboo9453]

"Suitman" reminds me of Crispin Glover's character in Charlie's Angels. He definitely sniffs hair!

[@jacksonwoods4809]

Forcing people to be naked will never be OK David

[@gernade96]

Edits today are FIRE!!!!!!!!

[@randythomas4590]

Dave breezed over it by saying he’s up a million, but Big Cat nailed it with ‘Clapton unplugged’.... lol!

[@brodybracken1896]

All-Time Rundown for sure!

[@eshhhhhhhhhhhh]

Quarantine content is ELECTRIC

[@MrDarthvador]

Michaelangelo that fuck edit had me really laughing

[@larrydav1d]

1. Find some thots to replace the current thots. 2. Make sure they have “vocal fry” and “uptalk” on steroids. 3. Record them being “thots”. 4. Pay them $50k + performance bonuses up to $200k extra. 5. Keep the “Call Her Daddy” brand and all intellectual property, which you technically own. 6. Profit 7. Current thots get hooked on oxy. 8. Stoolies rejoice in laughter.

[@karlsandin4515]

biscuit exactly

[@tegrehekim]

that's incelatory.

[@landonic81]

Those Daddy girls are a dime a dozen. You can find millions just like them on Instagram

[@dontgiveinfo]

Dude, if it was that simple. every movie ever made would be a blockbuster. but a lot aren't. You can slap a new paint job on a car. It won't make it run faster, better, or be more popular

[@Shawcards06]

Huge raise coming Cat

[@kylerutherford1366]

Fucking bringing in the Zero Balls graphic killed me

[@zachjansen2487]

I love listening to these guys. Incredible and huilaruis.

[@michaelzorc6464]

I’m a KFC fan, but this was an ALL-TIME bad rundown for him. Just needed to let Dave bask in his glory and he wouldn’t shut the fuck up

[@Truth_CA]

Never heard of them till this pop off and hop the Priz just kills it. they F up and are just gonna be forgotten sooner then later

[@jda671]

KFC wants to renegotiate his contract. He wants to own his IP

[@csock1340]

“We’re going to war” has army shirt on

[@slikkwell]

Clapton unplugged! Big cat on point

[@robertstanley9633]

'You work for a network, I AM THE NETWORK.' That's the biggest BDE & FLEX, ever!

[@JacobRamsey1979]

Anybody notice KFC at the beginning of the cheerleaders story was trying to low key tell Dave to “shut up” basically then after a minute was agreeing with him.

[@Carterboys3]

KFC is the biggest fraud of all time

[@TracksideViews]

The original race is still scheduled for Labor Day weekend in September

[@WestonDanger]

KFC looks like Jack Nicholson in the shining with his hair lol

[@michelle-px7jq]

I didn't realize sophia and alex were actually known for having a bad attitude at work. I thought that was an act

[@CIARUNSITE]

You have to actually show up to work to put on an act there.

[@alphatangohotelvod]

Dan's Clapton Unplugged joke >

[@mattdauray1112]

KFC rocking that Mel Kiper Jr. hairstyle smh

[@jordangriffith1208]

Hello fellow steelers fan

[@TheSmashingblumpkins]

Stairway to 7

[@marcpell133]

I went and read Peter Nelson’s under forty article... confirmed nerdo

[@walshdog61]

Must have bank, she must give good head

[@Megan-jv7ow]

Facts

[@roccomazza5377]

Those girls are 6’s acting like 10’s

[@liggmabawls5634]

forreal that clout when straight to their head.

[@FSamuels20]

Blame social media. They’re a hoe podcast. You can legit bring 2 new girls to do the same podcast 😂

[@CB-gr2gx]

Alex body a straight 11 no cap

[@rythaguy1893]

What does that make the girl in your profile pic... a 2??

[@roccomazza5377]

Ry TheGuy aww I’m sorry did I offend your girls that have no clue who you are? It’s ok buddy.

[@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286]

the king as has risen

[@drewstaples9648]

Who ever made the clip at 18:33 needs a raise!!!!! Hahaha so good!!

[@bwburksiii15]

Clapton got me bro

[@MHBULLSFAN]

14:34 YES, let go of Nate!

[@jacobdavid9796]

That’s fucked up 😂 don’t fire Nate in the midst of Rona who knows what he’ll do lol

[@MHBULLSFAN]

@@jacobdavid9796 who gives a fuck

[@s.j1215]

Yes! It's about being a team player and realizing it's not all about ME. You work in a team environment, where you rely on each other, need I even say, especially in a time like this. They should have taken the deal and been on their merry way to Twelve Months Until Freedom. Sometimes you got to put some Granny Panties on, and make some good decisions. :)

[@kingbollywood22]

Im new to this can somebody summarise me the cell her daddy situation pls!

[@grooviegroves4683]

so excited for this

[@susanworthington8167]

It was odd anyway with the girls basically acting allergic to being anywhere around the office, and vibing like no one at Barstool was really worth hanging with...

[@landonic81]

That's what I saw too. You could clearly see the barstool staff hated them because they had special rules

[@KSULynch]

Got to believe BigCat is thinking "what do I have to do to own my IP?"

[@222333aaaaaa]

I think he has some proprietary stake in it.

[@kanemackay12]

I would love to know the PMT guys thoughts on the CHD stuff as they are probably the only workers who can relate to the success and negotiation with Barstool.

[@1LJ84]

Big Cat definitely was shocked, if not Pissed that they will never get the IP.

[@kanemackay12]

@@1LJ84 Yep I wonder if all of this will change Barstool negotiations going forward. But PFT and BC aren't out to fuck over barstool.

[@1LJ84]

@@kanemackay12 Yeah, PMT seems to be perfectly fine where they are. But everyone in the Barstool office definitely feels some type of way about Barstool just handed over everything. Coronavirus literally handed the CHD girls the jackpot and they still fumbled their way through it

[@evangreen6496]

Bigcat salty af

[@climbingpablo]

you guys got me messed up thinking i just got a work email

[@cardkidify]

“Fuck Peter Nelson” T-shirts must be made!!

[@janicelgo4522]

8:15 WTF Why is Peter Nelson involved. Love to see Dave v Suit.

[@folland34]

up a million, down $18 mil, not too bad

[@P1345-d9p]

Risk management at its finest 😂

[@mattrose6783]

If you’re a NASCAR fan, check out Chairgatin’ Podcast on iTunes and Spotify.

[@CramJohnson88]

What a shock the mook with the pancake face who looks like she works at the makeup counter at Dillard’s is the one who thinks she’s 10000% hotter than she is and the one who carries CHD.

[@Jdubya4040]

As a former high school & college male cheerleader, throwing girls into lakes is what we do a lot by the water, the naked part not so much

[@lpetr]

KFC is a RDR2 character

[@aaronh8943]

Davey had Debbie over earlier to celebrate the milly and the Nascar sponsorship.

[@TheRideStartsNow]

Someone made a milli+ today, and someone was meme blasted on Twitter all day. Which would you rather be?

[@whatarethose6159]

Can someone tell me what the situation is with the call her daddy girls bc idk

[@kylekyllonen3663]

Go to their podcast and listen to the last episode of Dave explaining everything

[@matthewroberts1255]

Dave vs Suit man in Rough n' Rowdy

[@jayyyy0284]

Peter Nelson should be fired from HBO. No one knows if he was doing illegal negotiating on HBO's behalf (most likely not, but no one knows). He puts a bad name out there for HBO and they should actually be liable for a portion as well if he is not fired (because that only proves they support him).

[@djttimeebp8249]

Great idea that could be Alexandra’s new pod cast name and now they can’t be sued I want 20%

[@MattFosterGymnastics]

Brick by brick

[@jokesarchive2486]

Anybody wanna fill me in on the current status? 1) CHD hasnt been making podcasts because Peter Nelson of HBO is trying to snatch them up. 2) It failed miserably. 3) Dave came in and renegotiate with the girls. The deal is for both to own 50% of the IP + a raise?(not sure) 4) Alex came back to the team. Sofia and Peter are still finding a way and working with their lawyers to make this thing happen (to make CHD leave Barstool) 5) Peter asked Scooter Braun to call Erika to workout a deal but was met with instant backlash. Did I get it right?

[@donnyk159]

Fucking sling blade bahahahahhahaha

[@MrTrainwreck420]

Clapton unplugged

[@vishalsorout]

It always works out for El Presidente

[@snipz127]

7:57 LMFAO

[@trevormack23]

Hahahahah what is that “FUCK” clip from 7:03 ?