Dave Portnoy Deposition: Michael Rappaport's lawyer is no match for El Pres

Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports in deposition for lawsuit with Michael Rapaport.

[@TakeAsNeeded4Pain]

"You said that not me." Such a simple statement yet so devastating at the same time.

[@billdykeman8298]

I usually say; "Those are your words not mine."

[@pinecone4610]

Without a comma, that statement sounds like a caveman talking

[@pinecone4610]

And I’ve been giggling like an 1d1ot for the past 5 minutes because of that

[@jkelsey555]

Not nearly as bad as the lawyer replying "I see what you're saying"

[@samsepiol05590]

Portnoy lies with the best of him hahaahah

[@sladewilson9741]

Imagine if Rappaport got sued by everybody he slandered. The biggest trash talkers are the biggest snowflakes.

[@Pochonesian]

The inconveniencing of David portnoy is all Mike wanted... because it’s all he can get.

[@andyward8430]

I like rappaport and hate him at the same time. I appreciate that he speaks his mind but he’s an overly opinionated New Yorker who cant ever admit he’s wrong, he’s like spike lee to me in that regard.

[@visible2anyoneonyoutube]

@@andyward8430 he is a herpes clown

[@CHPMP5]

@@andyward8430 Huh, interesting comparison but completely agree. I respect the both of them for their accomplishments and wouldn't mind having a beer with either, but how long till they're both doubling down and talking out of their ass? Something about assholes and opinions hah

[@seanmurphy2302]

@@CHPMP5 Go ahead, have a beer with them. You're gonna get herpes.

[@4twunnay]

You know that lawyer is wearing a suit that doesn’t fit him correctly 😂

[@willia1918]

I’m picturing Liz Lemon’s lawyer

[@mase60391]

6 sizes too small

[@TheSteve1126]

Dave’s Lawyer: “Objection”. Dave: “Let me destroy this clown”

[@bobafeet1234]

The fact that there is videotaped deposition revolving around a "Michael Rapaport Clown Herpes" shirt is amazing.

[@euroyen420p2]

😆 Was thinking the same thing, rappa is such a deep seeded leftist tool!

[@nicholassummerlee6843]

Hearing the Lawyer say “I am Crappaport” is my favorite part.

[@DJHeadshotHunter]

"That went well" I love how he comments on his own testimony how good he did. Sh*t had me in tears

[@christopherelsworth9559]

He was referring to his line of questioning going well. Which makes it even better haha

[@StonedSpagooter]

"The clown shirt is personal to me, you have to be a real idiot to get it" This man took the Eminem defense

[@AidanLeyne]

"That went well." Amazing.

[@davesbgrdtrck]

I loved that LOL

[@christianramirez4804]

Ultimate “fuck you” that was great

[@lawrenceoclark420]

that made me laugh hahahah

[@MrXennon1]

I fucking lost it when he said that

[@AldermachXI]

Court speak for "suck it".

[@michaelodonnell6284]

"That went well" best line ever.

[@aleh781]

no i don’t think so

[@nobodynobody7729]

The old lawyer tactic of "making shit up and hoping it sticks." 60% of the time, it works everytime.

[@godonkgo]

thats shtty diaper dons tactics

[@Bemfactor98]

Yes, the classic Sex Panther argument

[@devonwatt2194]

One piece of evidence that invalidates your entire argument, everyone knows the rules

[@BennettParsons1]

Lawyer: “A clown with herpes?” Portnoy: “You said that not me.” 00:43 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@badkarma804]

An absolute man.

[@KK-vd5kw]

Dave's a playa

[@cheddarballs864]

Even the lawyer clowning

[@stopasking9745]

Uno reverse card

[@Checo82886]

Fucking classic retort. 😂

[@Randsurfer]

Lawyer's tactic is what's known as "grasping at straws".

[@PhilJLF]

You could tell that when he kept saying uhmmmm uhmmmm uhmmmm

[@mozartofwar]

A common strategy in American law 😂😂😂

[@joshuagraham1476]

Throw shit Pray stick

[@scottlucidi6476]

Lawyers tactic of helping the defendant.

[@RoySpray]

I would say more leading the witness. He just didn't lead him somewhere he wanted him to. Aka he didn't slip up when the greasy lawyer tried.

[@KayFabe87]

Portnoy's father being an attorney probably helped him tremendously. He handled this deposition like a pro. Short, direct answers. Only "yes" and "no" when possible. Don't give them anything that they can twist or purposely misconstrue in an effort to set a 'perjury trap'. Nicely done.

[@Normally_aspirated]

As the son of an attorney, I can confirm I have been waiting my whole life to be deposed

[@Silidons91]

He continued talking through objections, not exactly a pro...

[@Weimerica8841]

​@@Normally_aspiratedlol the only thing my dad ever really told me about being an attorney is to never become one myself

[@ZenBJJ10p]

@@blorgo6201he won.. 😂

[@joenobody5913]

@@18laxX Word. Trumps gone thru like half of them. For some reason I assumed they'd want to get paid, but i guess some just need the supposed "fame"

[@Krowsnose]

He did a good job staying calm and defending himself. Lawyers can be such shysters

[@jimlahey3919]

It’s incredibly easy to defend yourself when you’re innocent.

[@user-im6ty6nq2k]

He also had his own lawyer

[@chocobastic]

This attorney for Rappaport is just bad at his job.

[@sammallory]

His dad was a lawyer.

[@larrywans7329]

I don't see any of that drama. Questions were asked, answers were given. Typical deposition. I've taken and defended many of them.

[@SlyMaelstrom]

"I see what you're saying..." Five words you never want to hear your lawyer say to the counter-party of your lawsuit.

[@dontworry4831]

Yea i never want my lawyer to see what the opposing witness is saying unless he has a better card waiting to be played. This guy simply folded and moved on to the next hand 😂🤣🤦🏾

[@miked9639]

1 bad lawyer, everybody knows the rules

[@Luigi17891]

Can't be a bad lawyer with no case to begin with.

[@midnightrambler3865]

El Pres never ceases to make laugh."That went well." 🤣🤣

[@chrish2112]

Pres can barely stop himself from bursting out in laughter following "That went well". Absolutely hilarious.

[@tillerbob63]

This dude is a legend. I would have to agree with him, "Well that went well". I can only imagine the lawyers thoughts after his big piece of evidence defended him.

[@jonnsmith180]

The very fact that you see the "dude" as a "legend" tells me you need to man-up. Stop being a worshiping simp.

[@jpablo700]

They probably said, "Yes. That went very well for Portnoy."

[@martindg93]

Dude don’t realize lawyers just do their job and have a life after 7PM.

[@alexandriaocasio-smollett5078]

@@martindg93Dude *does* realize that. Obviously. Which in turn makes you trying to dunk on him so much funnier since you clearly don’t have the brainpower to understand any of it😂😂

[@blorgo6201]

You know he lost this lawsuit right?

[@Bootigieg]

You’d have to be a real idiot to get it - Dave I’m totally taking that

[@Dadbod007]

I can imagine Dave’s blood boiling and holding back laughter during this deposition.

[@tjhartley2599]

This is how people on the internet think they'd act in real life situations, this man does it

[@mikeypikey2743]

He looks like the human version of Zuck.

[@Ebolaface]

cant unsee

[@jimwrenn5720]

Damn. You win.

[@XrpAndy]

HOLY FUCK

[@smittyteekay4154]

Zucc*

[@kennhiser]

If Zuck was even more of a douche.

[@joshmole5146]

I was just waiting for Dave to pull out a slice of pizza 🤣

[@DrJay_elite]

One bite, everyone knows the rules.

[@joshmole5146]

@@DrJay_elite yea and never takes just one bite 😂

[@DrJay_elite]

@@joshmole5146 😂 I know ..

[@WhoCares-_-.]

@@joshmole5146 that’s the joke

[@richardcasey4439]

My next t-shirt logo: “That Went Well”

[@mckdogdrums3543]

Lol Dave is so solid man. A man with strong convictions through and through. Love it.

[@AK-rv6dq]

He is the ultimate chad.

[@lambynighttrain]

The truth fears no scrutiny

[@braille5575]

If you're innocent you fight til the death.

[@TheDonConn]

hes blowed out lol

[@mckdogdrums3543]

@@TheDonConn lol lord pablo flour was on the menu you reckon

[@rjstamm1038]

This is the very definition of frivolous lawsuit. Such a waste of money, time and resources.

[@lachcik5084]

you should see the fucking case im dealing with right now. almost a million dollars in tax dollars being wasted over a corrupt detective. ill make sure it makes the news ;)

[@kingrider75]

The American way. Try to make your money by being a low life and suing someone for stupid shit

[@Silvsr]

@@lachcik5084 how is ur case going

[@pretzelheaddd]

@@lachcik5084 how did it go? Are you alive?

[@johngurwitz5203]

@@pretzelheaddd he’s unfortunately sold off to the Norwegian drug cartel

[@justinharris7762]

We need a t-shirt that says "That went well".

[@leifkemp]

with that 👍🏼 at the end, right on the chest.

[@ohainickify]

When he said that, I busted out laughing so loud

[@costlydiagram5556]

Good news! Check the site lol

[@Rick-rz5cu]

hahaha it was so well timed and executed

[@88unstopable]

We need a tshirt that says "I cheated on my pregnant wife"

[@tbomber7716]

"That went well". I've been using that line for almost two years now.

[@Jayzone702]

What’s so simple and smart about Dave is that he really does never lie. If he says something he takes full accountability and if he claims he didn’t say something he’s telling the truth and he’s able to back it up. It’s such an easy way to stay out of trouble, just be honest and the result will always be better

[@jsahkljdhkashvbosild]

He lies when he rates a pizza in Massachusetts

[@TheRealJohnMadden]

@@jsahkljdhkashvbosildyeah fuck em

[@krisb-travel]

@@jsahkljdhkashvbosild that pizza is literally known to be junk

[@kegsofvomitspit]

It’s absolutely adorable that you think some people never lie.

[@pawlpoche8736]

Never lies? Really?

[@jizmackdagusia9566]

I guess we'll find out what this lawyer looks like when his clown shirt comes out on the Barstool merch site.

[@jeremyw9652]

Did this lawyer not exam the evidence before presenting it? 🤣🤣🤣. His own evidence proves himself wrong just priceless lmao.

[@francisg5207]

If I had to guess I'd say the guy is a stiff and completely just misunderstood what was being said in the video. Epic fail.

[@nicholasdicarlo217]

If I had to assume I think the lawyers plan was to have Dave slip up for a Gottcha moment. Little did he know Dave doesn't cave to pressure.

[@ImperatorDredd]

@@nicholasdicarlo217 EXPECT! When pizza shop owners are staring him down for a good review XD lol

[@jeremyw9652]

@@nicholasdicarlo217 "well that went well" 🤣🤣

[@pfclex6737]

Did he actually get fired ?

[@zachspurlin6419]

The look on his face after hearing the video this first time is priceless. He’s waiting for so,thing to argue, and still waiting because there’s literally nothing hahah

[@Ancasterboy]

Damn, Dave is a professional, you can see why he’s successful. Smart, on the ball, answers with fact , we can all learn from this

[@ClumzySergio]

This feels like explaining what i did yesterday with the boys to my gf..

[@DeepDive123]

Been there, never again! Life is too short to explain your innocence to a crazy gf. You’ll thank me years from now!

[@yourlaughhere]

@Revolting exactly what I thought

[@ClumzySergio]

Exactly.👏

[@andrewmichos3404]

Hahahahahahaha amen!

[@DetectiveH.]

On the money.

[@therealityofthings9574]

El prez on his Bradley cooper from Limitless Probably railed an addie seconds before this deposition Never mess with portnoy on addies It’s like sensu beans for him

[@guccimane623]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@giovannid1457]

It’s all happening in slow motion for him.

[@thecaptain29]

Junkies. So annoying.

[@batesk8]

Na el prez knew this was a walk in the park, didn’t even need the addies, plus he’s not hyper enough like he usually is on them lol

[@mkhanman12345]

adderall beans

[@weezalicious]

Dave is an absolute gift.

[@malibuconv1968]

Dave Portnoy is a Legend. Everyone knows the Rules.

[@Ndzzle]

That lawyer is such trash, that he played himself with his gotcha recording that completely exonerated Portnoy. "That went well".

[@gandalfthewhite8075]

The lawyer prob knew he had nothing, so might as well try to confuse someone into saying false testimony.

[@WallyTony]

Depositions are easy.

[@gandalfthewhite8075]

@@WallyTony You do know that the judge tossed out the case.

[@Homer62001]

Well no, that's what you do in depostions. You take big swings to see if anything connects. That way you focus on the winners at trial.

[@MrJamberee]

The lawyer actually though he had him- and then there was a sudden realization that he had fukked up.

[@scalpsquadron4008]

The best part is he fired the wrong guy by text lmao!!!!!

[@CGPitcher15]

Wym? Can you reply with an article of the case and issue? Just stumbled on this video

[@Dadum-bass]

@@CGPitcher15 time stamp 4:05

[@cheminem]

@@CGPitcher15 what kind of request is that lol search it urself

[@seanmayo206]

What's this about?

[@Dadum-bass]

@@seanmayo206 Near as I can tell, Portnoy had reason to fire Rappaport, He wrote a "you're fired" msg, but Texted it to Mr. Wrong Rappaport, not Mr. Right Rappaport in his phone. 2 guys, same last name. Since Portnoy knew that Rappaport would go off and have a public hissy fit, Portnoy decided he would capitalize on it by producing a T-shirt of a clown and sent a text to a 3rd person. The T-shirt designer/producer, saying "get this ready" Mr. Rappaport seems to believe that that shirt is defamation as in his eyes it implies Rappaport has Herpes and that he was fired for Portnoy to sell the shirt. Basically sounds like a washed up ex B-list actor had a temper tantrum over getting fired and wants to pin the fall of his career on that and not on the work he's done in the past decade, so if it sounds stupid and convoluted. That's cause it is.

[@TomSmith-gw6fn]

It’s pretty cool watching this. Davey’s such a jock goofball on the surface, but you really see his killer instinct here and why he’s such an insane success in life.

[@LudiCrust.]

He couldn’t have created Barstool and made it as big as it is if he wasn’t a shark. Someone would’ve eaten him alive.

[@oh.....5075]

He's witty and smart

[@Nuttyirishman85]

He’s not a jock, he’s the guy who wished he had talent. Maybe he wrote down the stats to be involved.

[@mikegriffin1598]

No, he’s a POS; lots of a-holes make money

[@migorpan2051]

But he does have talent lol he’s obviously entertaining.

[@userjim83]

What a world we live in where these types of lawsuits are a thing

[@cowzz4267]

as soon as he said, "uhhh you said that, not me".. these lawyers had to know they were fucked Shoutout Mike Portnoy Esquire for making sure Dave was raised to win

[@derekcullin357]

That guy has to be the shittiest attorney money can buy. He must have been a court appointed attorney up until Mike decided to hire him!!

[@Lawperson97]

There’s no court appointed attorneys in civil cases.

[@davidritchie9344]

@@Lawperson97 you must be related to the lawyer. He said up until mike hired him, not that he was appointed to him.

[@chrisstowe3448]

@@davidritchie9344 lmao

[@wut3358]

@@Lawperson97 I hope you're not a lawyer.

[@slofty]

@@Lawperson97 I mean, you don’t call yourself reading comprehension nerd, so there’s one good thing…

[@GNoMe610]

I'm so glad this somehow popped up on my feed. "That went well." Amazing!

[@jackwagon8614]

7:17 that little "that went well" just ended that dudes whole career.

[@Cocoa1million]

“Is it not true that you didn’t....” wish lawyers could just talk like humans

[@sundaynightdrunk]

They try to phrase everything to get an answer of yes or no, or correct or not-correct. Witnesses elaborating on facts doesn't play well in court for legal reasons, so they've learned to ask very specific questions that only require yes or no answers. You're right about the weird double-negative there, though.

[@pfclex6737]

I use double negatives to get answers I want from stupid people regularly

[@dooshkid]

well that's why portnoy's attorney keeps objecting to it; because it's argumentative phrasing

[@h8dallas420]

they have to talk like that, you allow witnesses to say anything then they can sway a jury based off their opinions and not facts

[@JonHop1]

@@brianepst Its their job to ask good questions.. If you are phrasing things in a way to "trip someone up", then they can argue they misunderstood the phrasing of the question which also hurts, as using double negatives like that makes it considerable that someone could misunderstand the question rendering it useless in court.

[@johningram2153]

So much adrenaline. He just scored this victory and he's looking all over the room for validation and high fives. Just like I would be doing.

[@EP-yc2gu]

Cocaine. That is in fact what we call in the legal industry, a deposition brought to you by the devils dust.

[@FJLC93]

@@EP-yc2gu nice try rappaport

[@lamosos]

"Adrenaline" 🤣 Bro is coked out of his mind.

[@micstars2233]

Yeah and he has lots of dough and you don't keep throwing your money at these dudes like an idiot

[@spartan_warrior5927]

@@lamososlmao that was my first thought. That coke jaw is going strong.

[@youdoyouplayer8529]

“You’d have to be a real idiot to get it” is such a great excuse

[@ricksundberg5659]

Not only did Portnoy accurately predict Rappaport's next move, he prepared his strategy for what he would do in response. Portnoy knew the game and the players so he did what he felt gave him the best chance for a win. That's just being a good competitor.

[@alwayson6355]

"I see what you're saying" - a man with nothing to say.

[@user-fw1un2cw7v]

He was probably hung over for this, made 2 Ad deals that day, a couple pizza reviews and then made a paid appearance for a casino that night.

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

I bet Frankie was in control of the deposition camera too lmao

[@anthonyelwick3600]

He’s a legend

[@jfjf-yn6wj]

are you proud of your daddy

[@Max-oi6op]

...and then had a coke and stripper party.

[@ctcs9162]

dont forget the adult film awards he hosts..........like an asshole

[@roadwarrior22]

Dave loves this shit! He's in his element here 🤣🤣

[@saltpeter500]

Yeah, douchebags usually end up in court.

[@Niko6767]

@@saltpeter500 is that why you know so much about it?

[@saltpeter500]

@@Niko6767 you'd s#it your pants and cry for mommy if you were in court.

[@Niko6767]

@@saltpeter500 is that what happened to you and Herpes rappaport.

[@Youtuber-ki2gb]

Over a year later, and this is still fucking hilarious.. “that went well” 😂😂😂

[@indojoelach3034]

"well that went well" had me in tears!!!

[@Dios67]

T-shirts at Barstool can be created quickly; nothing has to be "ready". I remember multiple videos where Dave comes up with am idea on the fly and says right then, 't-shirt guy, make it happen' and it's out not soon after.

[@jake3736]

Lmao right? Literally all it takes is a call t-shirt company with the design you want and it's ready to be sold within a few hours

[@WBsteve]

yup super quick when you know what you want can be done in a few hours and ready to be mass printed.

[@JoeKyser]

Tshirt period, not just at barstool. Use tspring for example. You can design and upload anything you wish in minutes and sell as many as you can without ever having any ready

[@JoeKyser]

@@jake3736 doesn't even take a call. It can literally be done in minutes right on the computer.

[@JonHop1]

@@WBsteve Depends how good your artist is at rendering the visual... Printing the shirts takes seconds tho once the design is ready. Some artists are incredible quick at getting a great design rendered and ready for print. While others are incredibly slow.

[@jb3849]

“That went well” is a savage line

[@JAYCEETAYLOR]

Never has that phrase been used so perfectly, "well...that went well".... I'm dying!

[@mattstah9319]

I love how stunned as the day is long Rapaport's lawyer is. Plays a tape that completely sinks his case. El Prez sitting back looking over at his lawyer like, look at this idiot.

[@ronaldo19832]

7 minutes of no sense blabbing by rapaport lawyer... Pres: oh that went well 😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[@PrblyUrFather]

In all fairness he is guilty but you cannot prove this in court.

[@mikefigures5075]

That’s how lawyers do their billing. Blabbing fills up time.....

[@civilwarwasaninsidejob7405]

@@PrblyUrFather guilty? This is a civil case. There isn't an innocent or guilty outcome in civil cases 😂

[@frlss911x]

"That went well" got me dyinggggg lol

[@andrewmichos3404]

Dave Portnoy is the GOAT! “That went well” was legendary! Hahaha

[@Jmitch767]

The shocking thing is that he’s being sued over a T shirt

[@ATSaale]

It's honestly not, sadly.

[@chvishal]

What's the reason exactly?

[@erny95]

"That went well" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

[@Dobrymolodets]

Pierces through heart

[@BWHeitmann]

Dave hit them with the Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, “I’m done with THIS guy.”

[@the3rdid485]

Lmao wtf. This is the kind of stuff you can't even script cuz no one will believe it. That lawyer literally listened to a time frame repeatedly, thought he had a gotcha moment and absolutely wrecked himself.

[@becausewemust]

Such a flimsy standpoint is amazing really. These guys do not come cheap.

[@michaelgatti8320]

The lawyer saying “I am Crapoport stereo fraudcast” is amazing 😂

[@tylerbell9224]

Portnoy’s face at the end.... priceless

[@lilmac4202]

I love that Dave speakers over his own lawyer’s objections 🤣 GO PRES GO

[@Big5Poppa]

Prez killed it here, but just as an FYI that is how taped depositions go. Since a judge isn't there to decide whether to "sustain" or "overrule" the objection, they just need to get it on the tape. So if this was played to jury and the judge agreed with the objection, any further content along that line of questioning could not be shown.

[@TheChach]

He's looking around at the end like he's ready for someone to walk in and say it's all just a prank.

[@BMWWolf]

“You’d have to be a real idiot to get it” lol

[@Ek0]

Lawyer was so thrown off. HAH.

[@DrEcho]

His own lawyer is no match for him. He's answering questions that his counsel is objecting to because he just dgaf

[@samsepiol05590]

“No match for Rappaport’s lawyer” says the caption hahahaha

[@yallniggazaintshit]

I forgot rappaport even existed

[@ScottyLo]

He only exists on Howard Sterns show and when he’s on there all he does is trash talk about Gary and whoever is the topic of the moment.

[@dianem2697]

Love, love, love this man! He owns it!

[@antropatico]

One hearing, everybody knows the rules. 8.7 for this deposition. That’s a review…

[@joshpcs]

Imagine being a lawyer with an inability to listen to a video that lays out the chronological order of events... and then continuing to misunderstand until it’s explained to you for the third time...

[@jgcgsgmg]

Lawyer doesn't give a shit. Depositions are where the easy billable hours and the real $$ are. Lawyer ain't tripping but rappaport probably is

[@joshpcs]

@@jgcgsgmg you’re right for sure. I guess most lawyers aren’t expecting their crappy deposition arguments to become viral videos that would taint their image, cause no way I’d hire this guy lol

[@jgcgsgmg]

@@joshpcs hahaha exactly! But the lawyer is still a clown for being unprepared for a deposition. Definitely worth firing for that one lol

[@Thiiink]

lol

[@lshaffer1980]

I need a That went well t-shirt.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Get it tattooed like a Boss!

[@DracoVP]

they made them

[@bobbyd4404]

I love 'That went well"

[@theskimaskboy]

I love it when someone gets cornered and they come out on top

[@HereonTubeYou]

Something so funny about the lawyer having to read "I am Crappaport"

[@ratm23471]

When your slam dunking on your opponent and they try to act good. "That went well".

[@discordye4825]

*you're

[@GrahamBartle]

Wow! That was hilarious. More people need to see this.

[@dhopper8034]

I’ve never seen someone geeked up but man does he look geeked 👀

[@justythrasher]

That lawyer is REAL slow on the uptake 🤣

[@jayvdub5390]

I like that little shimmying at the end as the champ settles into the fight🤣

[@TheTSRush]

In reality it's just his ADHD but they don't know that.

[@primmentertainment6013]

That was so amazing he just kept looking like really are you really playing this for us I appreciate that 😂😂😂😂

[@mikecarlson4073]

“That went well” 😂

[@rickygums7723]

This is absolute poetry!!

[@JayChadwickRugby]

Barstool Sports and Dave Portnoy are at a different level of no f$cks given.

[@rajington7098]

Porntoy is as sensitive as it gets. He's a dumb guys smart guy. The little girl cannot handle simple things, like someone saying "buddy" casually - he can only read inbetween the lines and search for offesne lol. And he got mad at Rappaport for saying the term "stoolies" is dumb and no one uses it in real life - which is true. Portnoy the douchebag literally couldn't handle that his "stoolies" thing is stupid and it never worked with fans. He had a temper tantrum just because someone said it's stupid lmao. He's a sensitive, ignorant, and arrogant baby, like Trump.

[@alexmoorcroft9580]

@@rajington7098 who hurt you

[@Rarediel]

guess you missed his crying over dodge coin

[@chuckclark6162]

@@rajington7098 Trump still living rent-free in your feeble little mind. Now that's funny!

[@rajington7098]

​@@chuckclark6162 Awesome line man, you really got me with that. Did you make that up yourself? No? Copied other kids online, again? Yea, that's your style lol. Anyway try not to get so triggered when people merely mention your daddy critically.

[@thenono7851]

Love the thumbs up at the end.

[@jerrymathers11]

The lawyer's smugness just melts away at the end.

[@alexglaser_]

I love the "can you believe this idiot" look back at Dave's lawyer at 5:45 when they play a tape that completely sinks the case

[@MrZwestman]

When you grow up with a lawyer for a father.

[@HighTimesTrader]

7:30 that face when you have a huge amount of relief lift lmao. He just tore that lawyer apart.

[@JosephDanielVids]

Lmfao this lawyer really thought he had a good piece of evidence even though it directly contradicts his argument🤣

[@stevieb89]

7:15 After "that went well" is such a huge FUCK YOU stare