Dave Rips Dana Beers for Missing Co-Worker’s Wedding - Ep. 41 || Dave Portnoy Show with Eddie & Co

On this week’s Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co., Dave and Eddie bring Dana B in to discuss his decision to miss out on Marina’s wedding to ultimately end up at the NBA Finals. Three new hires come aboard to discuss their plans for their futures at Barstool (Megan Makin Money, Red Rhino, and Chris Castellani).
Topic 1 - Dana Beers
00:01:39
Topic 2 - Tommy Smokes
00:30:06
Topic 3 - Chris Castellani
00:33:19
Topic 4 - Megan Makin Money
00:40:02
Topic 5 - Red Rhino
00:59:11
Topic 6 - Dave’s Week Off
01:08:16
Topic 7 - Marina’s Wedding
01:13:44
Topic 8 - Inside Barstool
01:17:44
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[@razortooth3487]

If Dana Beers said “I didn’t go to the wedding because I’m so in love with Marina and couldn’t take seeing her get married” that would’ve been more believable

[@dixienormous8-----D]

Dana only loves himself

[@IrishJon]

He is sooooo in love with Marina

[@chrishaswell4405]

100%

[@Presmelb]

😂😂😂

[@parviusx9308]

I’ve heard this is the cass

[@cablexj7467]

Pro tip, if Dave is gonna be there you should be there.

[@matthewappleby5668]

I agree but it's not like he could show up last minute for a wedding

[@mickmarty2082]

@@matthewappleby5668 eh... but prolly could

[@matthewappleby5668]

@@mickmarty2082 ik they said she planned a seat for him but generally speaking that’s the point of an RSVP. If you don’t say yes then you don’t get a seat. In this case it’s different but still, how would he know?

[@ryanmussell739]

@@zamamza7769 I agree. They should show the aftermath of the Dunkin awards to all new employees.

[@nygiants12889]

@@matthewappleby5668 he could have called or texted and explained his situation to see if she has an extra seat. Its an attempt at the very least.

[@medangerwaffles2351]

Imagine any other job having your boss yell at you for not going to another coworkers wedding

[@jacksevert3099]

imagine getting drunk on the job at any other job and not getting fired

[@jackcross8616]

@@TheVoiceofTheProphetElizer where can I see this?

[@malcolmcotgrave7913]

Dana getting a little dish of Humble pie

[@jacksevert3099]

do you think if Dana murdered someone he would swear he wasn't a murderer?

[@nh979]

That Tommy segment had me crying. Dave's intro to it, Eddie dying silently in the corner, and Tommy's simultaneous acceptance and denial. Also just hilarious that it was Tommy. Perfection.

[@hotwatermusic_]

It's crazy how spot on Dave is with most things. I think he confuses people at times because he's so logical. It's almost like that much common sense overwhelms others

[@malignantjewmor8436]

There's no common sense here at all. Why is Dana obligated to go to someone else's wedding that he's not involved in at all

[@yachtwish]

Dave may be a polarizing guy but he’s also one of the most authentic out there. I think that allows him to get an incredibly good read on people and see through their bullshit.

[@incognito2461]

His dad is a lawyer lol

[@08lerash]

I am a business owner and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had conversations just like this. Some of my employees answer with the same clueless answers. They can never see what they did wrong and they always have a response other than the correct one.

[@WhoisSunless]

@@malignantjewmor8436 ?? Because they are good friends, and he has no rational reason to not attend. If he said, I didn't want to go to your wedding, that would be that, but he gives a million excuses that make no sense.

[@Kaseball99]

Dana swearing that "He isn't that type of guy"....He's exactly that guy

[@jacksevert3099]

yea the fact he had to repeat it so many times and that was the only thing he was saying was telling

[@iliketurtles5682]

Your not that guy pal. Your not that guy ….. k

[@jonathanw3945]

Dana was Selfish and just didn't have the balls to say he didn't want to go.

[@johndoe-fq7ez]

I can relate I do shit like this all the time

[@SNNetwork]

Ding ding ding ding

[@vtpguitarist]

Yep. She thinks they’re genuine friends. He sees her as a work friend. He just didn’t want to go.

[@MrBLAA]

Didn’t he RSVP “no”… and text her? Seems like he said it.

[@PeaceWarMostlyWar]

@@MrBLAA An hour before she needed it. Then on the day of the wedding, he's chugging beers at a basketball game. Bafoon Dana

[@alexbbtkd]

"He's not lying, he's just a moron" LMAO I love Eddie

[@marcelounda4976]

Dana didn’t want to go to the wedding bc Marty wasn’t going.

[@AlexODO]

Feel for Marina here; had he just put his hand up and said he’s an asshole I think I would’ve let it go. Was literally one giant round-about excuse.

[@MrBLAA]

He RSVP no, and texted her. Should he have led her on… then just not showed up?

[@Alex-cc7bn]

@@MrBLAA but they were good friends and all his excuses were terrible. If your not going to go to your friends wedding you better have a good excuse.

[@Deezy415]

“I’m just stupid, I’m not a scumbag”… bold strategy Cotton

[@ryantaylor6578]

Let’s see if it pays off

[@shondrajohnson6136]

😂😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ fr

[@robertmartin1512]

Detroit is my hometown and I am lovin' Chris Castellani. Welcome to Barstool and continued success!!!👊👊👊👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@mrjackjack6]

factssss, same im in Royal Oak, Chris seems dope

[@chrismc3258]

@@mrjackjack6 5th ave baby such a sick bar fuck yea bb so sick

[@shawno448]

Me too! Facts 📠

[@elliotkemp3734]

The "Dave what are we doin?" after the finger tat from Eddie was spot on hahhaa

[@samkayser5837]

Chris Castellani is a legend. Great guy who deserves it.

[@chrislucero5901]

Dana- I'm an idiot i don't think things through Danal- I'm an overthinker. Ask Big Cat.

[@fredy8278]

Lmfao

[@acidburner1981]

Only proves that he is in fact an idiot haha

[@commonsense2156]

This whole episode was Dave scolding his kids fucking epic

[@josephhudson3403]

‘Dave, what are we doin?’ -Eddie lol

[@ianleslie1805]

When Dave gave the look and goes, "Eddie this isn't good", that was classic.

[@nguday2003]

Great analysis. I could listen to Dave yap about business all day!

[@CarlBrain493]

Dana: "Im not a smart person I dont think things through" x100 News flash: Not thinking about your friends and their feelings doesnt make you dumb, it makes you a shit friend. What a shit excuse just be an adult and own up that you arent good friends and you didnt want to go.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I think going to be with your family is an okay excuse to miss a wedding. His fuck up was going to the NBA game. And his claim he did for eyes on Bartsool is an even bigger bunch of bullshit.

[@J_Rio11]

@@SouthernSkeptic not RSVPing is pretty bad

[@hotwatermusic_]

@@J_Rio11 I’ve done that before. I counted texting yes/no as a rsvp but sadly it’s not

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@J_Rio11 I dont think I've ever rsvpd for a wedding. I just tell my friend I'll be there.

[@TheDOShow12]

Sounds so uneducated

[@trevormonday1551]

idk how many times i find my self crackin up sayin i love dave, just the funniest dude

[@anthonywilson7268]

I love this Dave’s attitude checks on this pod.

[@bryce6808]

Eddies “dave. What are we doing” in response to the finger tattoo. Love the disappointment

[@TheMeredith84]

I love how Dave pins people to the wall and makes them take responsibility for themselves. Hope boys are taking note. “It’s a wedding.. you go.”

[@jonjhon8491]

Boys? I've had chest hair that glistens in the sun for over 5+ years!

[@Tokes_Outdoors]

Would be a dream to be apart of the Detroit Bar Stool scene! I've been waiting so long for you guys to build up here.

[@NickZangl]

Red Rhino is the real deal! Love that he hangs out with his mom. Never lose that.

[@isaacchassman6453]

Wait so dana both doesn’t think anything through AND overthinks everything?

[@thesixtiesshift9173]

Fat Dave is coming back, and I LOVE IT

[@DJ2YTonly]

Being an idiot with no self-awareness or street smarts is not an excuse once you turn 18, let alone 28, Dana. Grow up dude. "Oh ask Big Cat bro, everyone knows I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to behave like an adult, that's not my fault!!" What even is that excuse?

[@horizonfios]

He’s getting fired for that he’s fucking done

[@Sirwastealot]

Its another way for a grown up to avoid accountability. It was annoying when he did it in the competition when he kept messing up "I'm SO stupid, i should have done this but i did the opposite because i'm just so fucking stupid" But that was just a game. You can't keep using that as an excuse for your actions forever

[@Mel-Miv-DeVoe]

Waits until the last minute to RSVP “no” Doesn’t reach out or give a reason to explain why to a co-worker/supposed good friend. Has a bullshit excuse as if his parents won’t be around the following weekend or the full week before where the office was closed, then goes to Bucks game Dana: “I’m not a bad person”…..

[@pjmac550355]

He said on the Yak he rsvp’d no 5 weeks ago

[@barstoolsprts]

There's gotta be some past history with Marina and Dana. They probably had feelings for each other at some point and maybe Dana just knew he couldn't handle seeing her get married. Complete speculation though.

[@Mel-Miv-DeVoe]

@@pjmac550355 weddings take forever to plan. As marina said it was 1 hour before the deadline to submit online. 5 weeks is a shitty heads up for a close friend

[@amraazdhillon5734]

@@barstoolsprts seems like a stretch

[@tbomber7716]

Onboarding is the perfect word. I changed my best friend's hiring and "orientation" to a comprehensive onboarding. It's been a huge success!

[@asee7117]

Back to what made BS gold basically this whole pod was Inside Barstool, getting into the mix of the office and related. Keep it up

[@lemonysnicket9460]

Absolutely unreal excuse by Dana but completely on brand for him - "I'm just stupid" aka he's a bad, bad friend.

[@bradyanna2841]

Eddy and Dave’s relationship is the best ahahahahah

[@RegDunlop69]

Dana thinks about barstool all the time but posts a picture with another pink lemonade vodka…. Got it

[@horizonfios]

Chill

[@cleatmassey]

I mean when Dave said that he did that on the live stream, he was wearing Titos vodka shorts

[@coleturner6906]

I’d pay for some Red Rhino content

[@commonsense2156]

Dana is in love with her cant you see that Dave

[@Crispy44652]

“I wanted to selfishly build my brand so I decided not to attend one my work friend’s wedding.” Boom, that easy. The “Duhhhh, I’m stupid” schtick is tired and will turn into a built in excuse.

[@emshawn2337]

it is a built in excuse in my opinion. he did it on the reality show all the time

[@ninetytwodreams]

It was 100% because Dana got a better offer and wanted to get more clout.

[@SNNetwork]

But he wasn’t invited to the bucks game when he rsvpd saying he can’t go. Dude just didn’t want to go to her wedding

[@pjmac550355]

He looked worse in thinking he could use being dumb as a reasonable excuse for being a shitty friend.

[@Mel-Miv-DeVoe]

@@SNNetwork agree which is even worse

[@aggietommyjones]

@@pjmac550355 right? Like I could just treat my friends like shit or do literally anything and say, “oh I wasn’t thinking.” Like yeah no shit you weren’t thinking about your friends, he was literally only thinking about himself

[@pjmac550355]

@@aggietommyjones I honestly don’t think Dana is some malicious dude. He just fucked up and tried to not look like a scumbag. Ended up digging a deeper hole for himself. Most of us have been there

[@Tmink7]

Eddie / Paul not having Whitney waiting in a zoom room to pop in when bringing up Dave’s finger tattoo & the skinny pants was a GIANT miss lol 😂

[@CIARUNSITE]

Good to see Dave back blowing minor shit up into hours of content like the good old days.

[@TheDomoguy]

As a giants fan, it was hard to watch red rhino speak on Barry bonds. Oracle is literally the house bonds built

[@lebase7259]

he's a steroid taker, he single-handedly destroyed baseball's popularity across the world, look at where the game is

[@varox17]

Love Dave's newest hires, salt of the earth.

[@curtistinsley1039]

Great episode

[@mickmarty2082]

30:45. Greatest portnoy question EVER!

[@overlandingturtle8480]

We need to know this watch you been rocking for months.

[@MikePallat]

The beginning of the episode turned into people’s court

[@davidandmarino]

Need helix to step up and pay the bill for an old school “mattresses, mattresses, mattresses!!!” Ad read

[@dprooo3797]

eddie with the all time heartburn @ 28:10

[@kennethn.3548]

Made me lol

[@chogers24]

That’s the JP Graziano special

[@cofoscho]

“Do you have any thoughts? Do you think?” legitimate question from Dave to red rhino

[@weeknders]

Bank robbery scenario is great. LoL

[@allshoulders9624]

Sounds like Dana didn’t want to watch the woman he’s secretly in love with get married.

[@emshawn2337]

@@aolwarez what makes you say that? im not saying youre wrong im just getting introduced to Dana and i hate him so i have no background on him other than this and that reality show

[@SNNetwork]

Isn’t marina the fat chick

[@yeahboiBigLEE]

Dana deserved it way worse, that's the scummiest shit I've ever heard, there's like 4 or 5 seperate scum bag moves, absolutely insane

[@IrishJon]

So now we know Dana is deeply in love with Marina!

[@dP24-]

Definitely digging Megan ❤️ her laugh!!!

[@49ERSoverEVERYBODY]

Do you think that maybe dana's excessive drinking has anything to do with his "scumbag" behavior?

[@brittanitracy8825]

Conversations like this need more Daves in them bc the Daves force people to own up to their BS. Dana, so immature. 🤔 LOL way to show up like a decent human in front of your boss!

[@amandamiacci8841]

Lmfaoooo Dave is iconic

[@katiechatelain4209]

Marina has my heart. So sweet.

[@noeyp905]

The tattoo part 🤣

[@jordanmoultrie9033]

When someone starts anything saying “im not mad im disappointed” better buckle up 😂😂😂

[@Bgimpel7]

dana has the biggest ego of anybody at barstool and its starting to catch up with him

[@luisarteaga6074]

Red Rhino is a Legend💯

[@hatzlmike1]

Holy shit! Good numbers in the paint. 6’4”!

[@mateorodrigo8119]

Dave calling Loki Star Wars was hilarious not sure why

[@walkerking3875]

Second favorite Barstool podcast behind PMT

[@jacobroth8835]

Is Zach Snyder the cinematographer for this episode? What's up with the shaky cam?

[@TyG22]

Dave found Dana’s replacement 59:16

[@tanveechoudhary1838]

You know when you have a guy tell you to believe their words rather than actions, like totally blatantly disregarding your intelligence. Like who in the world believes that. That’s the vibe this conversation was giving.

[@Riley63]

I don't know. Between the wedding fiasco and how he's treated Vibbs post-Barstool Vs. America, I'm starting to be out on Dana B.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Thankfully I was never in on him.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

What did he do to Vibbs?

[@wilsonDp15]

@@SouthernSkeptic long story short, out of 4 people, vibbs chose Dana not to receive $10,000 and Dana’s been acting like a little baby ever since

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@wilsonDp15 I watched the show. But what exactly did Dana do since?

[@Riley63]

@@SouthernSkeptic On the following FNP, Dana was a dick to Vibbs...

[@Deezy415]

Dana’s true colors finally show through

[@Sgneale89]

Prez with the fire shirt

[@jackoneal3558]

Red rhino needs to work with Eddie

[@runthebases4979]

It was a good ride for Danal Beers

[@poopstainhotdog1]

Anyone else feeling that strong chemistry between prez and Megan?

[@RoyalDeath2]

What’s the email to the Dave Portnoy Show? I would like to email an interesting question!

[@vinigoalkeeper3009]

100% Dana is in love 🤣😍

[@Mr.HunterXx]

one million percent dave is right

[@Guy_LastName]

I'm 20 minutes in and theyre still talking about this wedding shit

[@johnnyschist9550]

Dave is on a leash.

[@cofoscho]

“James Harden was tickling little baby” unreal

[@carldieck8373]

Dave got a fucking s on his finger 🤦‍♂️ losing it totally shocked

[@katiechatelain4209]

Absolutely losing it.

[@Kevin12321]

I can’t believe this many people have opinions about Dana missing a wedding..

[@jacksevert3099]

I can't believe people even watch this show in the first place so there's that

[@matthewgilmer1784]

At 21:45, Eddie remembering he had a buddy from high school rob a bank (Dog Walk from 1/13/21)

[@johnl8794]

It's one thing not going to a wedding, but the excuse of "not spending time with family in a while" is dumb because they had an entire week off. They're not going to miss you for half a day.

[@SNNetwork]

That’s because he made it up he just didn’t want to go

[@BurnedSpace]

and then goes to the bucks game anyway

[@pourdecisionmaker3858]

Dave should hire me to make Pour Decisions at Barstool

[@nickmarchionda4345]

Is Barstool Chicago still in the back of the farmers insurance.

[@markehooker]

Thumbs up #862 from NC

[@archibaldsmom]

So dang proud of you Chris! 🔥

[@Tmink7]

Red rhino saying his plans only to get his name out there get on the big screen & hang with the boys is such a high schooler thing lol Enjoy your life in the now brother never know when it could end…. You got your whole life ahead of yourself for work brotha.

[@ajjancosko7066]

19:17 RIP to Dana

[@mrjackjack6]

Chris is dope! Detroit!!

[@JoshGuessWho]

Words are cheap, actions define a person

[@Areaman]

Mr. Bosco needs to chime in on Dana's behavior.

[@MikeGorga]

When will you sit down with Joe Rogan. I'm waiting for that show.

[@johnpeterson4385]

We all are lol

[@joerandazzojr.jr.1123]

Barstool seems like grown ups really trying to relive high school lol

[@Devturd24]

“Actions speak louder than words” that’s pretty fucking rich coming from Red Ed 😂

[@htown5835]

This guys shelf life is over after the summer

[@kellymcfarlin8475]

Props to Dana...Beers fan for life

[@PabloSanchez-hj5fb]

You must be 20 years d

[@kellymcfarlin8475]

Nope 50