The Return of the Pirate Porn King - Dave Portnoy Show - Episode 32

On this week's Dave Portnoy Show w/ Eddie and Co., Dave and Eddie are joined by none other than the Pirate King of Barstool Past. Pirate Simon breaks down the saga that was his illegal downloading of a full pirate porn film and complete denial of it all happening.
Dave also discusses his weekend at the Derby with Elio and another special guest, his appearance on the cover of Nantucket magazine, the Patriots' future, and his replacing Rico Bosco on the upcoming live "Dozen" tournament.
PIRATE SIMON - 00:00 - 32:54
DERBY DAVE - 32:54 - 47:15
NANTUCKET MAG - 47:15 - 56:49
BARSTOOL NFT - 56:49 - 58:33
PATS’ FUTURE 58:33 - 59:24
SPORTS GAMBLING - 59:24 - 01:02:12
INSIDE BARSTOOL - 01:02:12 - 01:11:21
LISTENER Q’S - 01:11:21 - END
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[@brandongubitosa5316]

2012-2014 barstool is unmatched

[@MOTM1234]

straigh FAXXXX

[@TioMogi]

Peak Bro show days, king richard's fair, arm wrestling, sumo wrestling, so many classics

[@edubb7774]

Except from Porn Hub have to agree

[@52YANKSFAN]

barstool in general, all eras is unmatched

[@ajww1329]

2015 too during the heat of deflategate. Those rundowns were incredible

[@TheSteve1126]

The fact that the CEO of his current job dropped “We have a pirate in our midst” during his first meeting is legendary

[@AbarajameLabanyera]

69 likes. Don’t screw it people

[@drewstaples9648]

I can’t believe that some people don’t know about this age of barstool not like it’s crazy long ago but I remember this time and seeing Jenna marbles at the grease pole shit like maybe it shows my age but that’s why I’m a fan to this day.

[@supreetvijayasarathy3019]

Can someone please explain to me what exactly bubbly gang is?

[@griffinoneill6997]

Thank you to whoever uploaded this with it all segmented out you are the real G

[@andrewhufnagel6019]

Michael Angelo for sure

[@tloves2eat]

The best podcast @barstoolsports. Makes me miss the Sirius radio show. I need more Dave content

[@FantasyTeamAdvisors]

Really need to have a "Where Are They Now?" and get all the interns to talk.

[@tzivirotenstreich5958]

Kfc has a behind the blog series which is dope but they're all the current ones really. They gotta do shit w all the big story ones

[@bobbyblitzo9124]

I kinda wonder what Tex is up to now a days. Probably building fence or something in Texas. Lol

[@keithbarry8965]

@@bobbyblitzo9124 I’m almost certain last heard he was joining the military.

[@bf9573]

Jenna marbles comes out looking like skeletor

[@FantasyTeamAdvisors]

@@bf9573 Dropping the N bombs no doubt.

[@chucky5845]

man i love dave that nantucket segment was awesome

[@cofoscho]

No ones belly laugh makes me smile more than Eddie’s

[@trevormonday1551]

eddie’s the best

[@stevemcvay2220]

Hahaha it’s cuz he’s fat.

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

Love the day time uploads.

[@colindesmond2109]

The king is here, and them chuckling over rico was the best

[@Jake_venture]

Was kinda awkward with Eddie asking if he would come back to barstool like multiple times... and Dave nicely shutting it down every time.

[@Stamps600]

Anyone else see the irony of Dave talking bad about a company not hiring Simon? Dave saying I cannot believe someone wouldn't hire you because you're the porn king next breathe saying I would not hire you even for little money unless you dressed up as a pirate/clown. Today saying I would not hire Simon.

[@jonjhon8491]

Can't get enough of Dave. No homo

[@stateradio115]

Stagnetti Gang wya

[@jaypers232]

More proof Big Cat has been doing an ongoing bit for the better part of a decade

[@BearElvis]

????

[@rostikskobkariov5136]

i missed it. explain?

[@michaeloneal7775]

Pirate Simon is a gem 🏴‍☠️

[@jonathankatz2478]

Legendary interview with pirate Simon

[@connorleary3080]

this was such a great trip down memory lane dave saying porn at 15:43 really brought me back to old barstool

[@JayChadwickRugby]

Good episode, fellas!

[@r.e.shilowrealtyinvestorsi9555]

Love Dave’s rants!

[@codygooch510]

NO. FUCKING. WAY. I’m so pumped for this.

[@BRADG35]

That double genuine laugh. Priceless

[@Jonnybarbs]

The king is back!

[@raiusdaltar1483]

So excited to watch this

[@nygiants12889]

Petition to get Pirate Simon to fight in RnR!!

[@MG-ut5wc]

Just turned it on...This is going to be great

[@ajww1329]

THE KING IS BACK

[@Poise716]

How do you not show the video and just make is sit here watching people laugh at something

[@stevemcvay2220]

Big cat should have been on this too

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Nah, he's over exposed at barstool.

[@squidskid4101]

This couldn’t have been a better surprise in 2021

[@stevehowerton1491]

Can see how badly he wants to be back at Barstool. I think it would be cool to have him around, for the OG stoolies. If not content, he could do advertising, and like Eddie suggested, have him dressed as a pirate when picking the Bucs for your lock of the week etc. Or.... this would be the best, if he would do it. He reviews niche, weird pornos. Daily blog. And can still have him pop in as a pirate here and there for other content. Bring back the king!

[@tank2837]

Why isn’t the sport book available in Iowa? Screw a launch or what not but it’s legal here. Missing money

[@carlessenthieriii7985]

Dave saying he could watch them John Wick movies over and i over , just change the character is the so on point .. it describes his personality so perfectly lmao just like his life .. grinds to get Barstool going and bigger they get the harder they try to tear him down and he just etches their names in Champagne and waits to Kill em all hahahaha man i tax El Pres

[@lambeauwade]

Can Dave go on the Yak once please!

[@cuddermontana594]

Please hire the king we need more pirate

[@HurleyAndVans]

Dave needs to do Tom Talks with Segura like there's no tomorrow.

[@jonlamonte5833]

I’d cry

[@johnboychuk1467]

Tom Segura sucks

[@joelcameron1585]

@@johnboychuk1467 you're such a rascal.

[@A_space_B]

Timestamps! I love y'all

[@ninjafofo72]

PLEASE do another promo for the carhartt jackets

[@revolution_hockey]

Nantucket Mag just cut off FB comments.

[@jaypers232]

What an all time moment

[@Sodopeshmurda]

Dave remembering where Pirate Simon went to college is shocking given Dave’s lack of care for people’s personal lives.

[@gavinegan9797]

The end of the Nantucket rant sound like Biggie👌

[@davidfischer1164]

Post that Rico Naddu video please!

[@DonHorvathIII]

When Eddie said "he said he smokes it" talking about Pirate Simon's job I was thinking to myself, he smokes the baby formula?

[@STMNCommenter]

Simon and lil Sas sound exactly the same.

[@mrpainkiller4577]

Where can I find the nadoodadoo video

[@mannierue9223]

Whoever said can we get it in Ethereum is spot on. Need it. Also - bama players are hard to judge bc the WHOLE TEAM is stacked. That’s why. Savannah runs a master TEAM not just QBs

[@Presmelb]

"I gave those interns a truck"

[@elcaptain4122]

Why does Pirate Simon look like Joe Rogan...

[@nickmarchionda4345]

A young version of Rogan.

[@StickyBandit22]

I’m going to guess it might be because of the shaved head.

[@ML-jw2rl]

WOW! HES BACK! 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@donmateo8783]

Jeff nadu video is all time

[@asee7117]

Pirate Simon NFT get this guy part of the payday

[@dabiyardie3954]

legendary

[@jcalley23]

“Ahhhhundred Percent” drives me fucking nuts

[@starossa]

The eddie cam looks messed up big time

[@michaelblough3509]

What is bubbly gang? I am confused over here

[@neverwheels]

The pirate ship above Pirate Simon's head!!

[@joshuakostelak2662]

long live the king!!

[@leafs34]

all hail the king

[@patrickcondon4982]

I’m vain and I like being on the cover 😂😂😂 mid rant without breaking stride - we do not deserve this man in our lives

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Silvana is older than Dave is used to 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamjoe6314]

You'll spoke when spoken to, Simon.

[@tucker5304]

I can only hear Lil Sas when Pirate Simon speaks

[@davidbrito909]

Can someone explain what bubbly gang is

[@SuperLog15]

Can somebody tell me what bubbly gang is

[@grahamgordon2163]

Guarantee Bert wants to pick your brain about trying to become a billionaire and thinking BIG

[@haydenhill4781]

How is Simon just a heavier bald Simon the old video of the king they are identical

[@miked5580]

Too funny

[@bf9573]

“Dave’s here . . . Sounds like a bag of shit.” Hahahahahahahaha

[@rileyhamell6526]

as a guy that won the carhartt jacket. thank you Baylor. do not sell.

[@tjpreble1313]

Maybe I should know but who is Bubbley gang?

[@chris_topher1246]

His voice sounds like lil sas lol

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

37:50 fucking amazing.

[@cdstahl007]

A pirate Amidst the mist

[@zackwilson4231]

I wonder if Dave thinks those guys are gutless jellyfish...

[@keithdesign6231]

just two bros listening to tunes

[@tballgame43]

They played this song as we walked to the Airplane to fly over to Iraq in 2003

[@daragh5052]

what does eddie say at the start "alright something"

[@donwan7817]

alright bang bang

[@MOTM1234]

bang BANG

[@daragh5052]

@@donwan7817 gotcha

[@CoopaCoop]

Go prez Go

[@nicholasgomez8450]

EDDIE SIDE EYE !

[@stevemygoodman7809]

1:08:25 Petty Portnoy 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukemeyer6440]

Offer the man a job!

[@jyegavin1661]

Dave brings guys on and then rips them

[@keithdesign6231]

where is the lost outdoors content?

[@tomace9767]

Can we have Uber Debbie be a Ring Card Girl at Rough N’ Rowdy? Asking for a friend

[@sriley322]

"A+ effort from me."

[@ddenlow4609]

Pirate King looks like Joe Rogan's slow cousin: Slow Rogan.

[@user-md8wv2bx8e]

Baby Ruth's gay brother Gabe ruth

[@bleachclorox927]

This was fucking great can u get musky on next?

[@donwan7817]

Yes. I wanna hear Dave and Musky argue about who actually broke the AC like 10 years later

[@MrRufus1111]

Long live the king

[@mikefkennedy]

Kings only

[@thevietnamdon8440]

Is Pirate Simon squeezing Eddie out?

[@MOTM1234]

nahh

[@NC-do7fv]

Zero chance. The current duo is unmatched. Also, Eddie’s underrated funny - bear out.

[@ewenwilson6568]

So they need to hire pirate right?!?!?!?!?!

[@MistaJ20A]

Simon and Sas sounds oddly similar

[@andrewphillips2478]

Why does Dave need a separate camera

[@anthonyg4113]

It’s “The Dave Portnoy Show”

[@bobbybands1928]

Is Eddie sitting on a shoebox?

[@jenniferhull3290]

When will vloggers learn that when they look at something on the screen they need to also show the audience.

[@jyegavin1661]

Bubble gang? I’m new to this

[@asherwebb3035]

Same

[@tillymanbambino8115]

Pretty sure he is talking about a guy, forget his name, tht Dave was close with and worked at barstool and he backstabbed Dave and moved to a wine company

[@jyegavin1661]

@@tillymanbambino8115 thanks

[@mandrewharrison]

Name somebody better than Eddie. I'll wait

[@tthorpe3]

Who is bubbly gang?

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Minifans > Ryders Not even close. You don’t want to be on the wrong side of the Minifans. Minifans defeated Mariah Carey stans, the Lambilys