David Blaine Swallows Needles & Eats Glass

James welcomes world-famous magician David Blane to The Late Late Show to perform some magic involving David putting a hole in his cheek, swallowing needles and string and eating glass. Yes, it gets weird and we're still not sure what happened.
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

[@Supboi]

David Blane: eats 20 needles Me: cuts my throat open with Doritos

[@user-ns9fc]

Toxic DJ ikr lmao

[@jacobhaynesflips1595]

Facts

[@akraachan7879]

lol

[@xepher_wolf7097]

Me all the time

[@ashleyvelasquez2472]

💀

[@123claw1]

This guy: eats glass and needles and still lives. Regular people: swallows a splinter by mistake and dies by internal bleeding

[@subscriberswithoutvideos-ll5gl]

Nathan Forde that is a fake needle and a fake glass but the real needle was in his cheeks

[@cherrywavesenjoyer]

Nathan Forde it was fake glass probs edible. now idk about the needle

[@brendaaugillard6357]

Nathan Forde is that even possible?

[@brendaaugillard6357]

It’s did look fake a too

[@lommedegroote6262]

@@subscriberswithoutvideos-ll5gl no

[@jamoophill2498]

People being tortured: "Please, NO! STOP!" David Blaine: "Push... harder."

[@dunkindoughnut167]

Kiss me under the moon light

[@Tambir14]

Jamie Robertson wut

[@bruh-yo1vf]

This sounds wrong in so many ways..

[@jamoophill2498]

@@bruh-yo1vf "Come on, harder..."

[@Sharmz1]

@@bruh-yo1vf dont stop....

[@itspapaho7898]

I wonder how much he pays those frogs to live in his belly and attach the needles to the string.

[@ItsNessaTho]

😂😂😂

[@mqtthew521]

Atleast a dozen flies a day.

[@aksjin8929]

.

[@ruslan0vic]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dcfather]

😹😹😹😹

[@addymae3353]

Nobody: David Blaine: I heard you like glass

[@sadvibesonly8904]

Addy Mae 😂😂

[@a1inaa74]

thousandth like 😂

[@hallg1325]

Nice line, im your 2000th liker today btw

[@mformarcel0870]

AHAHHAHAHA

[@audreysalvatore9489]

The same part came on while I saw this comment

[@thomassinauridze9615]

This ain't magic. This is just a man hiding his pain for 8 minutes

[@rakata1987]

It is magic, cuz how the FUCK did he do that last part?

[@Dan-jp2th]

no shit its not magic

[@corbynbesson4855]

@@Dan-jp2th yeah man it's not magic but with the help if demon Man..

[@someatuffs]

This comment is underestimated

[@thomassinauridze9615]

@@someatuffs cheers😂

[@Jasonlimitless]

David stopped doing "magic tricks" a long time ago now he just does it for real

[@setharookazoo]

True.

[@ianhpete]

Na, those tricks are quite simple (mind you not easy). You put the needles in your cheek and the thread too. in your other cheek you have the prepared knoted on needles, and you just pull those out. For the glass eating, there is a tutorial on scam nation's youtube channel. For the easy explanation = Just crush the glass until there are no shards in your mouth then chew until its like fine sand, then swallow the fine sand. Be abolutly sure that there are no shards left. Then its save. So the tricks in this video are quite simple.

[@joniwk86]

@@ianhpete if it so simple, can you do that?

[@hieutran-qx7ti]

@@joniwk86 he just states some bullshit theories.

[@Pulko172]

@@hieutran-qx7ti its not bullshit its actually true

[@av-abv-a9766]

His dentist belike "needles and glass, again?"

[@0niYT]

😂

[@flxwless8589]

and frogs

[@exotic_faze_kil0376]

Fr

[@molly9064]

me: can we get mcdonald’s mom: we have food at home *the food at home*

[@Dayumms]

lol. this comment deserves more likes. c'mon folks.

[@GamesLegoemais]

So accurate 😂

[@nion3668]

XDD

[@hindhaddaoui3469]

I just got mcdonalds and threw up

[@fr0styby7es72]

Lol

[@lenathelibra5651]

No one: David Blane's Mom: Honey, where are the sewing needles?

[@HiThere-xp7nt]

David blane to his mom:sorry I was hungry

[@benholbrook3161]

Lena BeanTM are*

[@amirm5669]

@@benholbrook3161 go screw your self

[@djninja2425]

are*

[@skr6113]

In the *toilet*

[@Jasonlimitless]

'it was good to see you guys' *Rushes off stage with a stomach full of needles and glass and internal bleeding*

[@Channie99]

David Blaine at a bar trying to pick up women: *_You like Glass?_*

[@jayonmobile1427]

yup

[@nobodywatchesnooby]

I'm imagining him as a bee now

[@cristianconstantin6496]

@Misa Amane David Blaine is the type of guy to type his name in the death note and then survive

[@mrbeans6405]

Don’t wanna be him when he goes to the toilet

[@ki-sv7jt]

Copied comment

[@allaboutallyria774]

Frlll... It’s over for his butt ... 😭

[@brendaaugillard6357]

Sammmme

[@strongdude1778]

Shit with needles it will be a deadly weapon for the apocalypse

[@amygrande9010]

: n Philip Playz

[@funnybunny680]

“I heard, umm, you like glass...” Me trying to start a conversation lmao 😂

[@danielgonzaleziii1897]

Me also 😂💀

[@patzchan1900]

Eeehhhh???? 😅

[@estinex858]

So i heard you breathe 21% oxygen

[@charlesmasclef1309]

If David Blaine offers you to « grab a drink » you better run your ass away real quick

[@jernejcencelj4191]

@@estinex858 dude... exactly as I read that my phone battery was on 21% lol

[@applefusion5612]

What makes david Blaine great is the fact that he has that like dead voice and no reaction to what he does almost like it's a normal thing for a human to do 😂😂

[@paulcline9027]

The frog in his stomach that fastened the needles was a paid actress

[@lariayuyam7393]

I choked on a piece of cheese once and I started saying my prayers, while this man out here eating glass for breakfast

[@lolitsmeboizzz2838]

Omg hahhahhahaa lmao😂😂

[@pllosy]

Hey mary , i'm Mary

[@heatheadquarters5465]

Omg I choked on cheese too I thot I was gonna die

[@nessadt4]

Mary omg mee tooo!!!! I thought I was gonna die

[@immortallano6967]

Mary I feel your pain I did the same thing when I didn’t chew my cheese -Its

[@nsanebroslol2849]

"good to see y'all " goes outside calls an ambulance xD

[@duniyamuchatlu7032]

Nsane#bros lol I thought the same 😂

[@anonymousbullet7407]

Lol I think he fucked up😂😂😂

[@rathakseeart3399]

This man's aura just screams that he's either not human or gifted in the dark arts. Like he can eat fuel and shoot out fire and water from his mouth. He can retract things from his mouth with ease. His recovery speed is insane. It just seems like he does these as covers to show his magic.

[@Wickedgu3st]

A dark song

[@user-mf8nu5qe5f]

Or he just trained hard and posseses great knowledge of what he s doing

[@SrDuhn]

I guess that's his effort and commitment to illusionism, maybe hipnotism and with actually trying to do things that seem impossible and painful but are somehow physically possible - who would've thought that we only needed a very insane guy to find them out! His passion for creating the awe that we feel towards something that truly seems magical is so huge that it literally becomes a devotion, a life purpose; which in turn ends up actually giving him that persian, eerie, monkish, Michael Jackson's Remember the Time's clip's magician vibe. It's like he doesn't even care about the show or the awkwardness or the silence or anything like that, he just cares about his craft and fucking with everybody's head. I mean, when he was swallowing those needles, he looked like some really unattached and timeless artist in the middle of a normal show, just sticking out like a sore thumb. I think it's actually moving to see someone so passionate like that, succeeding so hard in accomplishing his dreams that paying attention to anything other than his work seems utterly secondary. I'm sure that such level of devotion has its own (and very high) price, but seeing someone just having something to take a plunge this deep to just makes me wonder what the hell am I doing with my own life.

[@0rchxd]

He’s just immortal and has been trying to kill himself while getting money and fame for it

[@darkgrandpriest1645]

I think this comment is spot on. He’s a “gifted” individual (several in the world) and he chooses to use his gift to do “stunts” magic “tricks”. He’s human but not a “normal” one.

[@SuperSonny666]

Doctor:you need more iron in your diet. David blaine:eats a screw.

[@KrishnaVijayan]

Lmao

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

Lmao

[@mrschneider9685]

Doctor:screw that See what I did there ;)

[@du_hu4731]

he took it literally

[@thesusredguy9727]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HES THE REAL LIFE SUPERMAN BUT INSTEAD OF BEING MADE OUT OF METAL OR STEEL HE EATS METAL AND STEEL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bucklikethedollar]

man i’d hate to be this guy’s doctor

[@dracoxxocard6291]

if i was his doctor i would quit my job

[@frankieb9444]

@@dracoxxocard6291 His dentist wasn't too happy with him eating glass or biting the bullet.

[@uriah9638]

Y'all tripping. His doctors making bank off him

[@maximumfunk5484]

Saw a video where doctors tried shoving a bunch of tubes down his throat so he could breathe water.

[@maximumfunk5484]

@Alex Jones precisely

[@deejaydfc]

He shouldn't do that...he might poke the frogs with the needles.

[@yeetisthefetus3828]

Lmfaoo

[@bossylanders4649]

Keith I just made your likes 666 😈

[@cherrywavesenjoyer]

LMAO I DIEDDDD

[@999ryn]

Lmao

[@nessadt4]

Keith 💀😂omg

[@meouishlycat]

this is another level of "my ass will pay the price"

[@vsidwaran]

So technically, Blaine swallows the needles, the frogs inside him collects them and wait for the thread to come. Once the thread enters, they quickly tie the needle to the thread and push it back up. Magic Revealed.

[@-kat-_]

Omg

[@rncq2094]

😂

[@franklucasrichburgmuzik2798]

Give the frogs the hand. And who tf ever trained him

[@Santos043]

Frogs paid actors 😂

[@MChapman-tx4forever]

David’s digestive system: aM I a JoKE tO YoU

[@fariduddin1785]

I accidentally swalloWed a gum and I was scared

[@crimson5132]

I was so scared I was thinking if you swallowed a gum it will stick to your stomach or the passage 😂

[@aiden3080]

Thought you said a gun..

[@tomturek9682]

I freak when a dorito goes down wrong. Watching needles and imagining one being stuck gave me anxiety

[@Mr_Slayer-mt5rj]

@KristianBo Toys and more! what are you saying swallowing a gum means that it will sray thwre for months or even for years before its digestet or soemthinf

[@shivarathi3780]

😁👍

[@IL_VINX]

Me: *at pre-school making arts and crafts* David: *walks in and starts eating it slowly whilst looking at me in dominance*

[@totalchaos5566]

the thing with david is, everything he is doing is legit. by far one of the most committed magicians i’ve ever seen. self mutilation can’t even slow this guy down.

[@spudboi2901]

“It’s good to see you guys” *walks off to go and die from internal bleeding*

[@matin2825]

Hahaha good one

[@sebastianbarrera4062]

I cant tell if David Blaine is a magician or just crazy

[@LuvNukro]

The answer is yes

[@angelsalazar1834]

Itz blues what is yes?

[@christopherlopez1089]

Angel Salazar r/wooooooosh

[@christopherlopez1089]

Itz blues 🤣🤣

[@BTSIPURPLEYOU-zi4mk]

The answer is both

[@kristanjun601]

Duuuudeeee he must have trained all his life for this performance, this is just to unbelievable

[@-meat-]

Eh, more or less, there relatively easy tricks, its just the sleight of hand thats hard

[@bricktobrick252]

Magic revealed: He had those needles n thread in one of his cheeks the whole time. Then pushed the single needles n thread in to his other one. Pretty simple. He never show you whats under or side of his toung! Some of us like me are born with bigger "pockets" in the cheeks. Ive done this trick with matches at home

[@ainzooalgown9136]

Imagine how he swallows iced out rings and stuff in a jewelry robbery, and spits it out like the frogs when hes home.

[@TheFoxSniping]

The only person that can eat all the Halloween candy.

[@christopherlopez1089]

VeXCubes lmfaooo 😂😂 Good one 👌🏼

[@joseuriostegui3402]

VeXCubes lol

[@Me-bn3fn]

Yoooo fellow cuber boi nice rubric

[@TheFoxSniping]

Me Whoahh nice rubrikle

[@Me-bn3fn]

@@TheFoxSniping *roobsickle

[@rcoverc]

I like how james seemd like he went through more pain than David when pushing the needle threw David's face.

[@masteryoda4583]

Dude.David made a deal with the devil.He doesn't feel pain.

[@pleaseenteraname4824]

Josh Voo Dude, anesthetics have been known for centuries now

[@IL_VINX]

James: David Blaine the worlds greatest magician David: Naw man I just hate myself

[@SK_Esskay]

After James pushes the needle in, David should’ve said ‘dude, you just shoved a needle through my face’

[@martinjkblcz5236]

David Blaine : *swallows glass* Me : *cant swallow pill*

[@NavizarLubis]

Same

[@questioneverything609]

IM WEAAAKK

[@hazelannepula7435]

*S A M E*

[@akirasenpai4016]

MartinJKBL Cz LoL

[@tripleunder]

@@NavizarLubis You're too young that's why

[@JustinK21_CVL]

Probably when he runs out of food during quarantine he will eat his glass cups

[@thomassinauridze9615]

😂

[@manpreet-hg4hx]

lol

[@kurtedmarc8806]

XD lol

[@zainsaeed6389]

😅😅

[@ganioro5419]

😂😂😂😂🙊

[@jasonmonica6290]

David genuinely looks like he’s always in another dimension

[@jahdisgdjq7194]

David’s stomach: “am I a joke to you?”

[@jdc68]

Imagine if they played "Spill your guts or fill your guts"

[@shakoimnadze7604]

too easy for david blaine

[@abdulmannanbabar8020]

He'd just eat the fucking plate

[@sayanmajumder4615]

He will 'marinate' glass chips with needles and then ask Gordon Ramsey to eat it!!

[@dontturnaround9592]

I was thinking that too

[@sagnikbanerjee2833]

He will literally spill his guts out

[@marcilane6813]

When he ate the glass it reminded me of that one scene from the Grinch

[@zzmechanicworks5550]

Marci Lane fr fr

[@420_unknown2]

He should have played the grinch

[@jonathanknoxoliver6025]

Oh yeah😃

[@oliviakiss4300]

Same! I just got an image of that green glass 😂

[@wonkyvronmobile]

Marci Lane wha

[@RRada9]

David swallow needles: Frog inside David: Welcome to the club needles. Ready to be spit out?

[@ylin3160]

Anyone else’s throat feel dry and scratchy from watching this 😂 swear David sold his soul to the devil How in the shit does he do this

[@darkgrandpriest1645]

I just thing he’s “gifted” individual (several in the world) that chooses to do stunts and magic “tricks”. Some help some do evil. He just entertains. He’s definitely different for sure.

[@doge8153]

@@darkgrandpriest1645 what?😂😂😂

[@albertsyorengo9654]

David: **SAYS NOTHING** James: *SHUT UP*

[@sofia2852]

Freddie Morecurry hahahahahah

[@asiankokonut3863]

😂

[@hydra4112]

I love your name

[@schiz0174]

Why morecurry😭😭😭

[@Nathan-jf7oj]

Oh no he does not mean shut up he is just like suppressed

[@geo5015]

I'm trying to find a comment that says how this is fake so i can relax.

[@angelenacarter7468]

I believe that he had the needles like already tied in the string and he hid the regular ones somewhere in his mouth this is a TV show so you see what the director and producers want you to see as for eating the glass as long as you chew it in to like small particles you can swallow it it's not the safest and just my best guess to why the needles came out all the same way and why he had his mouth closed to pull it out

[@valleytonyvidzz918]

There under his tongue

[@tonycrus8572]

The glass is sugar glass probably

[@jenharris7286]

angelena carter no he does this on davids vlogs

[@abyansyafi1815]

Devils work

[@thisisaspa]

david's chillin' while the whole show is like a warzone

[@sauceysauce2690]

I literally choke on my own saliva and this dude is swallowing needles and glass

[@eren.c13]

I LITERALLY CHOKE ON DRINKING WATER AND THIS CHIGGA EATIN GHLAZSS

[@JxstAndyyy]

Me: yeah ima eat some cereal today David Blaine: I think I’ll eat needles and glass today

[@HSdirectioner5]

Anthony Benavidez lmfao for real 😂😂

[@wonders.i.stwins8269]

What happens when he goes to the airport, they aren't gonna let him in. METAL DETECTED METAL DETECTED 🚨🚨😂😂

[@akraachan7879]

Lmao!

[@samaibrahimi8351]

Hahahah

[@MINECRAFTlover1643]

WONDER S-I-S TWINS no because he shits it out

[@raahil1]

DeadSkull 1643 wooosh

[@nebisaat6904]

6:52

[@tf1455]

The pin in his cheek watching his friends get eaten: 👁👄👁

[@sameerrehman5421]

The thread be like to Glass and Needles ‘Alright YALL Play times over hold me we goin out’

[@mattm5786]

David Blaine was definitely his own magician at his birthday party’s when he was a kid

[@ReallyRiyahh]

The fact that he’s so calm about it make me scared😂

[@kaywhite7931]

OMG I can't watch this

[@natoskull2]

Kind of a psychopathic personality FR... 😬

[@anonymousbullet7407]

7:13 he tasted the blood and thought shit, that wasn't meant to happen. So he cut it short and dipped ASAP 😂

[@BaffledBrains]

Me: I am in the mood for something crunchy david: eats glass

[@aligrant2605]

I bet u he has a huge struggle swallowing tablets without water

[@cara.777]

I can’t swallow tablets anyway lmao

[@amberescamilla6124]

I can swallow like 3 huge tablets at once and I'm 12 in 7th grade

[@sophiegregson]

Amber Escamilla lol I’m 15 and I can swallow gummy bears without chewing them

[@cara.777]

Sophie Gregson lmaooo

[@cooldude9839]

Sophie Gregson 😂

[@TheLateLateShow]

SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN

[@darksector1389]

Love you James

[@brookesimpson3398]

Stop this man? Lock him away and he will eat his way out 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@trentt5310]

😂😂

[@DrowsiestHawk]

This video got me on the absolute edge of my seat jeez i feel you james

[@Sasha-lg1ln]

Crazy stuff!!!

[@HarBosSar]

Little me: *"Mom, mom I accidentally swallowed a gum."* Little David: *"Mom, mom I accidentally swallowed a screwdriver."*

[@xxD3Vxx]

0:41 to 0:50 I’m getting Chigurh vibes from ‘No Country For Old Men’ in his facial expressions and voice. That’s crazy!

[@alkismermigas9026]

David when he was 8: Mommy, what do we have for dinner? David's mom: Glass with needles. David: Yummy!

[@prestonsainte9464]

40th like your welcome

[@sunnypotter3052]

@@prestonsainte9464 try 206th

[@facepalm_]

@@sunnypotter3052 How about 420th?

[@faouri.]

How about? I never liked actually

[@abrakasmamaw7957]

584

[@tegannn9745]

I accidentally swallowed a gummy strawberry whole once and I was terrified.

[@remyratreal]

I swallowed a button be for

[@brenyeawilliams1797]

Tegan Leigh Once I stuck Jell-O in my nose and I was really scared

[@hannahsexton7388]

I swallowed a penny before

[@nuylanvincecarlosa.2035]

i always swallow the gum when i was a gum

[@aestheticpeaches2296]

I swallowed a googly eye before

[@soba9929]

Blaine: I'm the magician of magicians Stomach: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[@tekki3698]

Claim your: Blaine eating glass and poking needles through himself binge watch session ticket here

[@kaylaashanti5439]

when you don’t have anything else to eat

[@anaiyae5800]

Life with Kayla! Imagine eating the dishes cuz Yu have no food at home 💀😂

[@vanessa-yu4fp]

Anaiya E LMAOOOOOOO

[@kaylaashanti5439]

@@anaiyae5800 😂😂😂

[@kaylaashanti5439]

@@vanessa-yu4fp 😂😂😂😂

[@sachagrgoire6294]

When you go check the fridge for the 50th time and there's still no food. . .

[@s0ull3ss6astard]

No one: James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

[@VibezzCb]

LMAO🙄😂😂 ikr 😆

[@anoukvanzonneveld8396]

Charli stole it from him lol

[@Anonymous-kp5uo]

No it's Sssssshhhhhhhut THE FRONT DOOR

[@Po-fr4it]

`it’s all fun and games until he has to go shi*’

[@_paz_888]

only a soul that has seen way wayyyy to much across their lifetimes resorts to this kind of therapy

[@br1ck3r5yt7]

The phrase “anything is food if your brave enough” has become reality

[@shaunthesheep7854]

“Its good to see you guys” *then proceeds to medical treatment

[@aldrenzmagat5829]

Hi i just want u to know ur one of my childhood

[@samhall7133]

The hospital loves him lol

[@tekszhufuni2963]

He quitly went for medical treatment

[@Ajay-mj8nb]

i was thinking same😂

[@1101G12646]

He was in real pain

[@parichitchouta2203]

I just love the chemistry between David and James 🤣

[@gachaworld1296]

David: *Creative mode on*

[@maddisonboxley4820]

“by 2019 we will have robots” 2019: eats needles and glass

[@ericbattista9341]

Maddison Boxley but we have robots

[@maddisonboxley4820]

Eric Battista yea but they haven’t taken over the world...yet😂

[@cooperbarton263]

Those needles are made of candy and the glass is sugar glass

[@mo.farag4471]

Cooper Barton nope

[@stantwiceandloo1208]

2018*

[@SlickkGamer96]

“Welcome to the salty spatoon, how tough are ya?” “I eat glass and needles” “Yeah so?” “Without any milk” “Step right in”

[@1big_drop]

XxShadowTheWolfWeebxX L

[@tref79]

XxShadowTheWolfWeebxX L

[@hejeyesimabott3505]

XxShadowTheWolfWeebxX L

[@joseuriostegui3402]

SlickkGamer96 loo 😂😂😂😂❤️

[@jasonwalker6285]

@@Takeshi_XP L

[@VerZer46]

I can feel my throat being poked just by watching this...

[@danielkim7739]

I don't know whether to like this or dislike it.

[@303assassin]

I swallowed a seed and I was nervous when the seed grows up and the plant comes out of my mouth.

[@TNTMarioFF]

100th like

[@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463]

Or more like through ass

[@cristianm.832]

finally i heard someone speek my mentality when i was young

[@tekszhufuni2963]

Hahah as a kids.. I have the same thought

[@mohammadmohammad9083]

There no light in ur stomach nothing going to happen dummy

[@margaretstrang7130]

David Blaine looks like his voice is putting him to sleep

[@mikeeaston4431]

Stolen comment

[@margaretstrang7130]

@@mikeeaston4431 you stole Mike Tysons name so even stevens

[@mikeeaston4431]

@@margaretstrang7130 First off, my names not Mike Tyson secondly, I didnt name myself.

[@margaretstrang7130]

@@mikeeaston4431 then again I didn't steal a comment because he genuinely looks like he's putting himself to sleep

[@mikeeaston4431]

@@margaretstrang7130 Yeah but people have been saying that for years and you saw it somewhere else and copied it.

[@stretchh2o]

David Blaine on his 110th trip to the doctor* Doc: ''Goddammit David, What did I tell you about eating glass and needles''

[@johnfunado]

I never saw this "spill your guts or fill your guts" menu before

[@ValTheAsian]

David Blaine walks into a bar... Bartender: what can I get ya? David: a glass. Bartender: a glass of what? David: yes.

[@ke3p_emerio2x89]

Valravyn David walks in day lemme get that’s stuff that was on the ground after a bar fight

[@mmm2233]

999th like

[@bestchickinthewholeworld.4645]

He probably doesn’t eat glass. It’s probably an illusion. I mean look at how clean and healthy his tongue 👅 is and how perfect his teeth are. It’s all has to be a lie!

[@InsomniacManiac]

David Blaine’s slow timing is spectacular, a master of his craft

[@jesusislovehearttoheart9494]

Soon thay will kill him

[@GrahamSiggins]

He must have something in his mouth, why is he talking like that

[@GrahamSiggins]

He doesnt always talk that slow

[@thememoirtapes]

Graham Siggins he does actually.

[@thememoirtapes]

Graham Siggins he works with demons like criss angel. i think criss angel is better tho

[@starrbergman2671]

I keep watching David Blaine and James Corden vids. Congrats KZbin your algorithm finally found my sweat spot!

[@ingwenya7805]

James:"yes, it's sharp!" I cried from laughter

[@TD-ct6vi]

he dipped quick after like “shit where’s the medic”

[@Nimisum]

Yeah I suspect something wasn't totally right because if you watch other talkshows where he does these types of things (haven't seen the needle one before though) and he stays for a while after. But here he doesn't even stay until the end of the segment.

[@gadhhfhf9412]

David Well if something actually went wrong he probably would be dead by now

[@tcy101]

i mean... the glass didn't come back out haha

[@jjsweg9012]

@@tcy101 he grinds the glass to sand its coming out the other way

[@robertpaulson3645]

@@jjsweg9012 that would actually cause internal bleeding and that's not good,I think one of the needle on the way out hurt his tongue or something.

[@heatheadquarters5465]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a soul: James: shut up

[@jeniyakamille1266]

No its.... Shoout aaup

[@pho3n1x_x50]

Not funny

[@matin2825]

The front door

[@mistermindahenziandalasnus3754]

Love how he just walked away at the end. 😎

[@will1941]

This man could Get 12 earrings, 15 tongue rings, and 20 nose rings and note even flinch a mussle

[@Mike346631]

He’s trying to make a sewing machine inside his stomach

[@mobielgaming7352]

Good joke 🤣🤣😂

[@bryantran7851]

I love how he just leaves the needle stuck in the side of his mouth the whole time he eats them

[@gamesplayground5857]

Lukeybikerace 8 howw... I needed

[@Luke101]

David's honestly hilarious

[@victoriacandland9247]

Since they never said it DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS 😂😭

[@Rainalaaji]

I will try that on the street then

[@mar9820]

Yh plz don’t!!😂

[@lotus9865]

Waitress: So What would you like to eat? David Blaine: Um yes I'll have the glass please. Waitress: ....

[@maryevelaurora7110]

Waitress:Well ok •-•

[@sophiasolis8456]

Jfx AlP as and appetizer David will have needles then as a full course meal glass 😂

[@markheyes287]

I can never see him the same after South park 😂

[@Deadpool-ro1wg]

David Blaine stay so calm. He let his audience make noise ❤️

[@elliottthomas7683]

He's drugged to not feel the pain it's obvious his brain is running slower than windows XP

[@TheSiGeLp]

The slow acting is part of his performance

[@lilreecepuffs525]

Do t disrespect windows xp like that, I still use it and I can say it's much slower than him

[@arjun3190]

r/rareinsults

[@anuraj5386]

Don't say rubbish. If his brain runs slower how he is doing card tricks. The slow acting is his way of execution. Need high intelligence to perform the card tricks.

[@israell4409]

windows vista* windows xp>windows 95>windows vista lol

[@jaimesalazar3727]

Fish: Welcome to the salty spittoon , how tough are ya? David: I once ate a bowl of glass and needles. Fish: so? David: without any milk 🥛

[@caitlinmeyers1788]

😂😂 yes😂

[@Elmalditokasper1]

I read it as a tough fish voice 😂

[@telability2104]

@@Elmalditokasper1 lol ur first name isnt even spelled right

[@Elmalditokasper1]

z_ Century you’re right it has an extra h, witch I kinda don’t like.

[@springheartedtiger]

That was a funny episode

[@RadagonTheRed]

Just amazing! Absolutely great.

[@kaitlyntennies5274]

the poor frogs in his stomach chillin then all the sudden they get poked

[@19thHour]

So...just another Wednesday for David Blaine?

[@anthonypinkney1877]

Is that boomer the dog

[@jaredl9478]

It was Wednesday my dudes

[@jaredl9478]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@nacho74]

4:48 Hey wait, there is money in the glass

[@oceanboy4944]

It's funny because I was watching this on a Wednesday