David Choe’s Hilarious Story About Shoplifting an Adult Movie

Taken from JRE #1518 w/David Choe: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@guirguisd]

the craziest part about this story is that his Grandma was watching WWF

[@robbyrob8709]

👏🏾👏🏾

[@8kigana]

I grew up part of my life in east Africa in the 80's and the old African ladies loved that shit, such a strange sight too, watching them quietly mesmerized, in their 70's to 80's . I can only imagine it now like it was yesterday , old women at my friend's home in Africa sitting in their chairs with brewed tea and eating biscuits (British term for cookies) watching these blonde dudes wrestling, a sight I too can never erase from my mind.

[@alwaysbeglassing]

What a great comment

[@binosengdara9148]

Suga momma always watched wrestling

[@vaxxeenmtg9733]

Yep my Korean girlfriends grandma watches WWE. She says it’s the only show worth watching and thinks it’s real

[@anenenan6113]

He is one of the best storytellers i have ever heard, if not the best

[@VladanVukovicccc]

100%

[@CapChronic]

Nick Was Here 1 second ago If you like this guy I highly recommend hie Hitchhiking thumbs up series on vice. He hitchhikes across the Usa in the first season.. He was already a millionaire at this point but the whole series is him living like a hobo.

[@DOOMSDAYD-KILLS-EVERYONE]

No I am. I've been told by David himself. True story

[@Drizzyluke]

facts

[@dannyboi7695]

Nah

[@hellooutsiders6865]

I feel like all us dudes relate in some way lol

[@fabiankaczmarczyk6151]

Exactly

[@ggh_-ts6pn]

yes. This is the thing women often don't understand. Our brain is wired differently about this. There are so many women speaking against porn because they don't get the same effect as us men do. It's easy to be against something when you don't enjoy it or don't get any effect from it.

[@JohnDoe-sp3dc]

@@ggh_-ts6pn yikes dude, you might want to actually look into the literature on sexual development before trying to speak on the topic with confidence. There are certain women, and even some men, who are against pornography; however, this phenomena has absolutely nothing to do with "Pornography not having the same effect on women." In reality, teenage girls are just as horny as teenage boys but historically we have created a culture that stigmatizes female masturbation, especially the use of sex toys like vibrators, as well as their consumption of pornography. Women on average do tend to enjoy different types of pornography than men but unfortunately, most women never discover that because as children and teens they were guilted and shamed out of exploring their sexuality in a safe and positive way.

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

It gets worse when you are buying a dildo and after a night, you regret it and stuff it in your Neighbors tail pipe on their car.

[@ka-boom2083]

Horny is something every man experienced once in their life time

[@jaaay1015]

“Are you talking to yourself again” lol

[@DynamicTricks]

I busted up so bad 😂😂

[@anthonytorridson5360]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@iam-retarded-but]

@milixe1 wow wtf

[@iam-retarded-but]

@milixe1 link?

[@VRSA.THEVENDAETHOS]

Literally looked at the comments because I thought I misheard the vid...and this was the first comment I see lmfao

[@DanielEarl]

Guest: so I saw this porn on vhs back in '91 Jamie: *pulls it up in .3 seconds

[@dickhertz2277]

Hes good joe sir you have awesome assistant

[@gammelhund]

Found it, was from 97. Took a couple minutes tho, not up to Jamie level yet

[@janso7979]

@@gammelhund Only problem is that Choe was 13 in 1989, not 1997.

[@gammelhund]

@@janso7979 Hmyeah, seems unlikely he was 8 years off. Prolly wrong year listed where I found it.

[@janso7979]

@@gammelhund No, he was 8 years off. Raylene is a year younger than Choe. Kind of makes me question some of his other stories.

[@josephsage3524]

This is seriously the most intense porn story...ever LMAOOOOO

[@danjack1447]

Hahhahaha

[@anthonytorridson5360]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan moment 👽 🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@henryskipper5507]

I would sit on the couch in the living room and look up "teen boobs" and "nude vulva" on the family computer

[@sampod9219]

Surprisingly he’s one of the best guests on the podcasts

[@sampod9219]

blankblank from all the musicians, actors , world class ufc fighters the “bigger name celebs” joe has I have watched on jre this one was one of the best from his crazy stories to him opening up about Anthony crying it hit different

[@BrianCheng24]

Because he's very articulate and he's got a solid voice. A lot of guests are smart but sometimes they're hard to listen to because they got an annoying voice.

[@CapChronic]

If you like this guy I highly recommend hie Hitchhiking thumbs up series on vice. He hitchhikes across the Usa in the first season.. He was already a millionaire at this point but the whole series is him living like a hobo.

[@tamawhetipedersen7622]

Lmao

[@A92_]

"This is outrages young Jamie."

[@ryo.4200]

That shit killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Guest: "You remember the VHS tapes that were in the..." Joe Rogan: *OH YEAH*

[@smoke1forthedeadhomies837]

Lmfao!😂

[@MewtwoShadow]

LOL

[@aleksisuuronen5969]

I think that was more for a younger audience born after 2000 and what not. Many times podcasters are explaining shit for audience not for each other. That's more clear than just going I watched this vhs and blabla.

[@calebscoville2585]

@@aleksisuuronen5969 What did he mean "that were in the...?" Was he talking about plain VHS tapes that come in their cases, or was he talking about some other detail surrounding particular VHS tapes?

[@vancey7604]

Thanks for thieving my comment, ya thieve.

[@b33lze6u6]

i used to stay up crazy late to crank it to a girls gone wild commercial

[@thunderlifestudios]

My sins

[@alexdelux2254]

Your honesty is commendable

[@Tom-qp6oh]

Indeed Sir! Comedy central after the Tough Crowd an Insomniac Reruns! About 2 or 3 AM

[@bigbeauner]

this comment is undereated

[@bbailey4life]

Brooooo shit was sad man.. I did the same thing like.. a commercial tho.. idk how I did it

[@gj62]

His reaction when Jamie pulled the cover up was great

[@gavinmitchell6021]

4:15 😭 😂 Jamie your a Legend, we didn’t see but you could tell when he saw it lol 😂

[@carpeomnia88]

“I NEED MORE” “Whoa”

[@joelarana3468]

Same🤣

[@rhys2792]

Nobody change the like amoun in that comment

[@justinford5281]

Gotta do it in the shower! I was the cleanest kid for MILES!!!

[@jonahwebster9338]

It’s a chore at that point

[@deltahomicide9300]

Like Ray Romano said: "Oh, soap. Soap is a slut"

[@DazedMMJ87]

Oh man, 🤣🤣🤣

[@Alex_Penjamin]

In the shower makes it grosser tho lol. You get it all over your hands legs and in your toes too. The running water just gets it everywhere imo

[@thunderlifestudios]

@@stellardoom8810 i just held it in and used the toilet.

[@JoshJos-Shwa]

Only us old schoolers remember scrambled fuzy porn.. Channel 99 back in the day

[@chooselife5863]

The thumbnail Ed Powers Jesus 🤢

[@theredninja2817]

With only one comment for you from someone else that lets me know that it's just you and me who remembers those times

[@thunderlifestudios]

Lol so true.

[@clintharris4180]

Spice channel

[@Technoirz]

Dammm you remthe channel two, I remember those days, i git caught due to the tv being in the living room.

[@Cutlass_Rudd]

Lol my brother scored a porn from somewhere in 91-92 and we all gathered around and watched it like it was the new batman movie, mind blown just the same.

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Same but ‘96

[@thvtsydneylyf3th077]

lol i used to but heaps of Private Studios flicks on dvd lol

[@craigrock8444]

Lol. This is hilarious! It's such an awkward time for us men at that age. I have 2 young teen boys who take mysterious 2-3am showers on the regular!! My wife is like..why do the boys need to shower so late? Even I'm struggling to explain that even tho I know the damn answer! Lol. It's such a, I see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil subject!

[@evanray8413]

Just tell her ffs.

[@chasehadley5230]

Like the reference you made at the end. Doubt the younger readers will notice..

[@craigrock8444]

@@chasehadley5230 So true Chase!! Lol

[@craigrock8444]

@David Lopez I know David!! Damn kids!! Lol

[@tommysalinas1116]

I agree, just say it. I told my wife that when my stepson was a teenager lol.

[@PrinXessDime]

David Choe and Joey Diaz are the 2 best story tellers I have ever listened to in my life.

[@mathieuchenier9551]

I wasn’t expecting this guy to be a good guest but turns out he’s the best JRE guest ever

[@bobo42024]

5:53 he talks to himself . Joe: "Are you talking to yourself again?" 😂😂

[@FlashxSwazy]

Bro I was tripping. Sounded like he was talking to his brother but his brother isn't really there

[@007shumr]

@@FlashxSwazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IGetAround29]

@@FlashxSwazylmfao! Years later this is still hilarious.

[@WorkDayPegasus]

David Choe has the most interesting stories! One of the best storytellers I've heard.

[@bigbrainalertpodcast9902]

RIP to VHS tapes 🙏🏼🦧

[@cadgerphilosophic326]

I'm pissed i'm at the age that I wanna smack the sh-t out of kids who say "what's a VHS". 😬

[@diamondback4522]

@@cadgerphilosophic326 my niece is 12 and doesnt know what a CD is... I'm 20 and I'm like wtf are we really that far off in technological advancement?

[@josephlopez8002]

I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. This guy funny af!

[@jesserodriguezjr.1962]

"i wanted to crank it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pineapplepizza4016]

I have one of those stories. One night my parents left the house leaving me all alone. Thankfully, I didn't have any brothers or sisters to share the house with. So I decided to order an adult movie and bust all kinds of nuts. It was the first time I had ever seen an adult movie and it was awesome. But afterwards, I had to cover my tracks. I knew this movie was going to show up on the next cable bill. So every day I conveniently volunteered myself to check the mail until it arrived. When it did, I smuggled it into my room and tried to duplicate it on my sucky dot matrix printer, minus the adult movie of course. The next day I added it to the rest of the mail as if nothing had happened. I know there's no way in hell I could've fooled my mom with that phony bill, it was so amateurish that she had to have known. But they never said anything about it, not even to this day.

[@farismag]

I don't blame you comrade, these different kinds of nuts must be busted sooner or later!

[@BL00DRIDER]

theyre still joking about it with your family and friends

[@user-hl4om5bk2j]

This is exactly how I thought at that age and the lengths I would have gone to to get away with something. You likely got away with it because it didn’t even occur to them that you would go so far as to literally forge an financial document just to get away with ordering porn. They probably didn’t think anything of it at all

[@angelmarcano6747]

That is a funny coming-of-age story 🤣😂😅👍

[@-JohnSmith-]

Cuming of age...

[@mrdjchasm]

Hahahahahaha

[@dotcalm8228]

You think that’s funny I just remembered the night I lost my virginity....... I stole a car and picked up an older girl brought her to my friends house and I fucked her and got up three the condom on the porch and walked up the street and got a roast beef sandwich then went back and took her home. The next day my friends mom called me yelling at me saying that “you left something on my porch” Ahhhhh lol

[@natelofimusic]

The fact that he remembers the exact video he watched reminds me of the very first video I ever watched. I can literally remember the title, company, the actors, everything.

[@abelvazquez5009]

When you have a guy who’s been hitchhiking since a teenager and has had to camp out in the Congo you can’t be surprised when he talks to himself

[@jameswarner8038]

I remember the free 10 mintue preview's on the adult channels as a kid

[@AB-gz9yb]

Television x ten minute free view 😂😂😂😂

[@user-vk9kx5nh3j]

11-11.10pm babestation

[@tdreamgmail]

Elitetv

[@AB-gz9yb]

Adz K no I just stuck mass amounts of Lego up my bum.

[@monchiss-757]

“i found the actual video too if you want to see”

[@krombopulos5315]

Sauce

[@mikek3658]

Dude looks like Choe-bacca

[@xyckriz]

a billionaire choebacca/highschooler. early investor of facebook. he's an artist. once called to paint the facebook old office and opted for $65,000 equity, which now values $1B more or less.

[@xyckriz]

@You Wish oh, what did david do to you? lol. he can do whatever he wants. he has nothing to prove. just living at the moment and enjoying life.

[@xyckriz]

@You Wish money can buy you many things. money will give you access to health services, education, and a tool to help others.

[@xyckriz]

@You Wish well it's "normal" to mind one's business lol

[@xyckriz]

@You Wish but you're not a government 😂. so sit down and mind your business

[@subzfit]

This dude looks like the main Henchman of a James Bond villain. Especially Roger Moore's Bond.

[@camarowland4]

Odd job? You're racist

[@Kaddywompous]

Maybe he doesn’t look non-threatening after all!

[@subzfit]

@@Kaddywompous He's cool. It's the shirt that makes him non - threatening

[@kettlebells-ez9xi]

Its odd job talking about his odd job

[@ferro1398]

"This is outrageous, Young Jamie." lmao

[@ahmedj1254]

Honestly one of the best guests in a while.

[@jacobbaranowski]

The best story’s, this story is a part of growing up, we all had a similar experience.

[@miguelsuarez2482]

I’ll really bring people back who remembers the black cable box

[@miguelsuarez2482]

Nice in philly it was channel was 82

[@craigniekamp924]

It was called Qube in my area....P-10 was the forbidden channel

[@ARNASI97]

that black box you're talking about is like a new to current thing here inthe Philippines 😂

[@llq4ever309]

niña athena ibones I’m kinda jealous honestly that thing is pure nostalgia for some of us lol

[@campbellboo6252]

“David why are you shaking the bed so much” had me killed lolol

[@qc4738]

Best ever storyteller. Relatedable and chill language!

[@UToobin75]

The Up and Cummers series with Randy West and the Dirty Debutantes series with Ed Powers were the prominent 'Amateur' lines back then. They pumped out hundreds of volumes. They booked some sizzling starlets with eye-catching box covers, but damn, was it ever traumatizing watching those old guys screw. And those mini-interviews Ed Powers did before the main event made you want to shower off the filth before the action even got started.

[@GeoZeppelin1979]

i swear the dude looks like that character from the forbidden kingdom

[@sthembisomakelefane8727]

I might be on a David Choe binge today.

[@kiddcarruso7135]

What a down to earth guy yet so zany an interesting with his experiences we can all relate to lol dudes a legend

[@deanc2000]

Man, that reminded of me back in the 80s, going through puberty, and what comes on HBO? Barbarella. and What else? Aerobicise.

[@Emf90]

Lmao young Jamie always surprising the guests 😂

[@sissyofFreemont]

Awwww, i love childhood memories!!

[@rannierunsfast]

We were all rooting for this dude the entire story.

[@jerrysog2375]

Can we get David back one day? My favourite podcast ever

[@saverio_6990]

Its so good. I think Ive literally seen it all 4× by now since it came out

[@jerrysog2375]

@@saverio_6990 same 😅

[@pixel8ated]

Epic! I think that n00b-tastic transition period is a gold mine for funny stories.

[@quincykowal4635]

this guy is the ultimate story teller

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

The drawings on his shirt looks like what you would get if you asked a toddler to draw the Garden of Eden for you

[@rebelzx313]

😂😂 "That's when I should have been with the tribe" this man is hilarious, and his stories are great.

[@jlb7606]

I fucking love how honest and candid this dude is 😂😂😂

[@galotonella]

THIS GUY IS A MASTER STORY TELLER!!!

[@aaronframe111]

This is the best Jre ever watched whole thing a few times now

[@Henryvids1]

This guy can sure tell good stories

[@psychicerinsears]

When they found the cover and he started cracking up I lost it 😂😂😂

[@bears198542021]

He's got great spirit. Glowing with elegance

[@marveen6372]

A great story teller he is definitely one of the best guest joe Rogan had

[@spudhead1161]

Had me in tears listening to this, he doesn't beat around the bush, no pun intended.

[@rogerramjet1419]

Honestly the most hilarious story I've heard on KZbin..

[@TafTabTah]

I respect the honesty

[@magicka56]

“This is outrageous young Jamie” 😂

[@theDarkness558]

Joe "this is outrageous Jamie" Rogan

[@MycoMatty]

“A light tug with a little squeeze”

[@JonahGhost]

I remember timing the back button just right to get 1.5 seconds of sound with the outline lol

[@yongwoo1020]

David Choe is a great guest

[@natemofield281]

That is a Seth Rogan short film, make it happen.

[@jamesp9226]

You don't understand. EVERYBODY over 40 has that same story. Trying to tune the analog TV so you could make out a naked body part. Yeah everybody did that

[@spartanghost_17]

We need to get David back on the podcast

[@metalhead142]

“What I wanna do is fuckin’ crank it” Brings me back to middle school years lmao

[@olligarch5147]

best guest ever

[@travisduryeajr9047]

Hahaha Yo I Love YOUR STORIES, HILARIOUS AND AMAZING TO HEAR

[@marinechino]

@5:23 Joe's face "hhmmm, I get it"

[@sulaymansillahsillah3646]

I love David choe

[@richardlee5486]

joes expressions at 5:22 are hilarious hes like what in the fuk..... lmaoooo

[@RochellBarbara4690]

I really like this guy 😩

[@seti3bb]

I love this man

[@joecole7506]

🔥🔥🔥story and he relived as he told it 😂😆😂

[@butlerdisposal6361]

Watched him and joe for like 2 hours still want to see and hear more

[@andrewlopez1432]

"A light tug with a little bit of squeeze." 😂😂😂

[@JerseyG_856]

I remember the scrambled porn!

[@layton3503]

what we we do for 3 seconds of titty

[@JerseyG_856]

@@layton3503 right bro!

[@ElValvinosky]

Me too I’ll never forget the channel 18 you could see scrambled porn and audio

[@rsohlich1]

I recall quite vividly lol. Spice channel

[@RyanB1987]

4:16 This is OUTRAGEOUS Young Jamie! 😂 🤣

[@luiseduardogomezdearandaju723]

I'll be honest: I had never heard of this guy before. Turns out he was in the news for having made 200 million in Facebook stock, but I honestly didn't remember that. After this appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience, I am now a fan. That's what JR does: He brings you interesting people you weren't aware of. What David Choe brings is simple: Honesty. Not a very common thing about people on TV/YT.

[@CapChronic]

Nick Was Here 1 second ago If you like this guy I highly recommend his Hitchhiking thumbs up series on vice. He hitchhikes across the Usa in the first season.. He was already a millionaire at this point but the whole series is him living like a hobo.

[@alphonsodixon7602]

Man I laughed so fucking hard bruh😩🤣🤣🤣I could listen to his stories forever

[@gilbertoresendez37]

To be honest I think we all be there it feels like I had that exact same thing happen to me with the VHS and everything

[@MrLeavittt]

“He blocked me from myself “ lolol

[@liannegeorge2881]

Omg absolute class

[@asianassassin5082]

I felt that when he said he scooped up that rice an kimchi ate it real fast.

[@NotFalling4it]

I love David Chloe.

[@wesleypipes797]

Man Jamie BIG RESPECT I couldn’t find it... diving back in

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

You find it? Took me all of two minutes lol

[@wesleypipes797]

Edgar Allan Poe hahaha yes I did my friend. I couldn’t find the exact one at first

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

@@wesleypipes797 ikr there's like a hundred different ones lol even more props to Young Jaime

[@coldsun5495]

The blury channel was the best. Lol. So much memories. These kids have it easy nowadays.

[@hensolo10]

Funny story better telling of story-hilarious

[@DamnitsCamm]

I'm tryna find the part where this is in the full interview

[@melsis2785]

This is an amazing story. If this man has a book I want to buy it now

[@treykashflow6183]

4:37 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro.no man shit im cryin

[@shermine898]

The blurry channel was great

[@thekidjayc]

i love his crazy stories lol

[@eddie7777]

Fucking amazing you have to have him on againJoe please!! Please!

[@atozy1478]

5:53 "Yes"

[@ryo.4200]

1:27 “I need more, I NEED MORE” “woah”

[@bkim7000]

This is best story ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣