David Lives A WEIRD Life In The Year 33,333

[@Isbasgritty24537]

As someone who is part of pizza city I can confirm David was very weird. My name was Caesar Nickname was little Caesar

[@mightyx5441]

Yeah man david was weird, and my name was Marco (marco's pizza)

[@davidsashorty]

I was'nt weird also im dead

[@deanpost152]

You are the sworn enemy of our leader, Papa John

[@davidsashorty]

NOOOOO

[@alpine8732]

I'm Aci (5:04) I was a hater of every pizza topping except extra cheese. I liked David he was nice.

[@andrewdiedrich3097]

Note how Pizza City doesn't have fishing industry. Even the cult of pizza lovers is not crazy enough for anchovies on pizza.

[@Magikarp_With_Dragonrage]

Gorg said they had anchovie pizza

[@tizioincognito5731]

As italian I disagree 😂

[@vincememes]

Typically anchovies belong on pizza but maybe in america dont think theyre good (the three liters of oil are tho)

[@tizioincognito5731]

@@vincememes maybe thay have scarce quality anchovies... 🤔

[@jonhstonk7998]

¨My name is David and I'm a denizen and citizen of Pizza City, while my city is a massive metropolis mostly known for its cuisine located in the northern areas of the continent, we have existed as a major city and continuous civilization for over 30.000 years, I write this so that whoever reads it knows what's happening to us, I don't know if it will be someone from another kingdom or some other compatriot of mine who will pick up this notebook which previously consisted of my own personal Diary and journal, however, I hope that whoever does can piece together what happened and maybe save the city or at least some of its people, a few years ago strange incidents started to happen in the northern areas of the city: rumors of spore filled mushroom-like zombie men started to circulate in the biome of the city which previously consisted of a mushroom forest...most people thought that was some sort of joke or just unsubstantiated gossip...I also did as while I always hated mushrooms the notion of spore infections on people was too absurd for me to consider...however I decided to investigate on my own and over the years I came to the conclusion that some sort of plague is happening, I am not yet aware if it's a fungal hivemind, an apocalyptic cult of some sort, or some infiltration and plague brought by the machinations of some other state in the continent... however one thing is clear: King Papa Jonh was killed by one of these zombified monsters and the infection seems to be spreading...if nothing is done the city will fall within the next decade...whoever or whatever the responsible for this may be it seems it took note of my investigation because of my failed attempt to warn the king...I sent a friend of mine to try and warn the other kingdoms and city-states of the continent to quarantine the city but I am not aware if they were successful in escaping or not, I have been being followed by someone I suspect is a sleeper agent of the mushroom people and I may be killed soon if it's a hive mind or cult of some sort it means it has intelligence...it also means I am not likely to escape at my advanced age...whoever picks up this notebook: check yourself to guarantee you're not infected by the spores, a doctor in a nearby house I spoke with has been able to identify the main symptoms of infection like a certain increase in blood pressure and cardiovascular activity summed with paranoid thoughts that curtail on someone's loyalties...please if you picked up this journal and you are not infected...flee the city and warn the other kingdoms, you may be the last hope of mankind in the continent for the city is most likely already lost. They're outside the house...I refuse to become infected with the spores and be forced to kill my remaining friends and colleagues against my will so I will be taking a vial of poison soon...I am scared for my soul but deep in my heart I know that at my advanced age, I have no chance of escape and this is not suicide but sacrifice, may God forgive me for failing to warn the king earlier. whoever you are...may you be able to escape and may God be with you¨ - last entry in the journal of David the citizen and investigator, compiled during the last days of the plague of mushrooms and near the Fall of Pizza City, was recovered by the Holy Order of Plague Doctors during an incursion into the city.

[@averycool7499]

Stop spoiling

[@solarboyaaron4652]

@@averycool7499your fault for reading

[@OfficialDenzy]

R.I.P David your name will be remembered for generations in this continent as a hero who saved the continent.

[@CursedXyster]

@@averycool7499 stop being stupid and reading the comments before finishing the video

[@RuyVuusen]

​@@averycool7499Stop reading such a hefty comment expecting not to be spoiled.

[@williamking3301]

Gorg is such a great storyteller. Love your stories man, so entertaining and funny, they make me smile. Long live Gorg!

[@Astrosk1er]

As someone who also despises mushrooms in general I feel my man David

[@Flash-banged]

As somebody who also hates mushrooms, I also feel David

[@WilsonKullmann]

As someone who doesn’t like pizza at all, I also feel for him.

[@DingleSucks]

As someone who also despises mushrooms, i also feel David

[@MaPN001]

As someone who's name is David and i hate mushrooms, I'm David's twin brother

[@foxleader8233]

A

[@hereiam272]

When you're trying to tell a story and your main character suddenly dies mid-way through

[@cringelord7776]

With debug tools you can turn on, show mush infection, and it will create a pink highlight in chunks where infected people are

[@BoredTruckn]

Wish they'd add a trait menu to the kingdom screen so it's easier to give persistent traits and stuff. Would be a easy way to do it.

[@TheSpellwright]

Or to cultures. Or cities. Any group, really.

[@BoredTruckn]

@@TheSpellwright exactly. The selective to bring mod is ok, but it makes all the guys super man after awhile. I just want a persistent trait that is added, regardless of anything else. Would make clans and such more interesting. Make one clan really good at combat, and another a great researcher or something. Then watch how they mingle and stuff. I'd be like a bloodline.

[@balrogjeff28]

Best KZbinr

[@Burnt_notfound]

Ya

[@PlaysRoblox36]

aggree

[@191BreadWinnings]

Cheggs

[@ForbiddenAbblesauce]

Yees

[@danieljames9475]

his name is cory kenshin

[@richardgomer5126]

Gorg is trying to get around therapy and make videos like this one as a silent way of self therapy. Or a silent scream for help.

[@mr_bob_brick]

damn

[@KranMoi]

I'm going to spawn a bunny and name it Gorg and it will live in my world peacefully. If it does die I will make it a god and Gorg will destroy the world!

[@declanjones8888]

All hail Gorg The Almighty!!!

[@spicy-cactus]

I myself didn't have the greatest time when I was on vacation in pizza city. I myself live in the great cacti dessert where I am already a little weird because I am half pepper. but anyway when I visited it they wanted to use my pepper for pizza and they also wanted to test if cactus would taste good on pizza. I barely made it out of there that day.

[@TheIronManOfSteel]

Best ingredients, Best pizza, Our king, Papa Johns. Called it.

[@jamiesnow8190]

Thanks for the content!

[@errorcringyname4044]

How about a small civ of elves with a bunch of guardian animals which are super suped up animals against a normal orc civ?

[@axo677]

Yes

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

I quite like mushrooms on pizza, luckily I haven't died while infected yet.

[@ThatGollumGuy]

You´re not alone, David. I also don´t really like mushrooms. Especially on pizza

[@stanleyoranges4586]

You are such a good narrator 😌. Really nice video 😁. Keep the good work.

[@UmbrielakaPasystem]

As a person of Pizza city, I confirm David was very weird, never knew he did not like mushroom pizza. I’m Pizya, nickname is Pizya Crusty sauce.

[@Ethanthegreat2]

A kid in my school is named David but everybody calls him dodot

[@McJorgan]

Why

[@Ethanthegreat2]

@@McJorgan I don't have the slightest idea

[@TheSkiingDragon]

I shall now summon every New Yorker in the comments section with 5 words: Deep Dish is best pizza

[@markob8934]

Is this a joke I’m too British to understand?

[@neistrong614]

I am too russian to understand dis shit

[@beaksters]

Why does this feel extremely metaphorical for a lot of other issues in the world.

[@GigaLobster]

As someone who's name is David I can confirm that I live a weird life

[@RADARMYBRAT32]

As much as I love pizza I can't imagine eating for everyday for eternity

[@professorx9932]

You could have found patient 0 using developer console -> show mush spores.

[@ayechan12]

More stories please 🙏 🙏 🙏

[@King0nWings]

My idea for your next video is that you make a city called "Anchovies on Pizza" and nuke it non-stop for 10 minutes. That's the whole video.

[@caparezzafan675]

if papa john loves pizza then why is his favorite food hamburgers

[@nablamakabama488]

It’s pizza city. Everything is meant as a pizza topping. He likes to put burgers on his pizza.

[@caparezzafan675]

@nablamakabama488 oh ok that makes sense

[@Ryker583_]

Video 2 of asking for gorg to do a 4 kingdoms spawn on a small island and every 2 years the island gets a bit larger do this tell the kingdoms connect or you could do 8

[@illadiel6049]

Only way it could have been better is if the map were styled like a pizza

[@75GOLD]

I loved the story. Have an idea maybe you can do another story but with bread

[@g.s.890]

I'll have you know, mushroom anchovie and olive pizza is the best topping combination

[@SupersuMC]

Burn in the pizza oven.

[@TdawgRupert]

This is why you don't put sentient super organisms of decay on pizza. Also you should have had mushroom forest spread as the mushmen grew in number

[@anedark]

I too hate mushrooms. I understand you david

[@Altertornalli]

as an mushroom person, i can comfirm mushroom pizza is the ONLY and BEST pizza left

[@neverunknown1236]

7:02 ok chill out there mccarthy

[@Sireeeee]

Damn you really made new york in world box

[@blakegymnastics]

I love your vids and I always watch them within 5 hours again you are awesome

[@karma10125]

I remember somehow when I started a zombie outbreak in a massive city they managed to survive while infected so they became immortal. It was like a zombie city

[@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420]

Yo, video idea. Faultlines map where you spin a wheel every 20 or so minutes and do a disaster relating to fault lines. E.g earthquakes

[@Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420]

Another video idea is that you make a village that is fully sustainable and everything,a very advanced civilization. Then absolutely obliterate it with nukes and if there's no survivors spawn them. 😃

[@Clumpentimehd]

Make a video about how long can a civilization can survive against infinite zombies

[@Wrath-_-]

The moral of the story: Gorg doesn't like mushrooms, F mushrooms

[@Trashcastle]

-“Hi David how you doing “ -“Really bad actually” -“he’s doing well, thank goodness” 1:13

[@maximusharbour3463]

My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with alfredo sauce.

[@Elliott-Burton]

We need more of these cinematic videos

[@griffin_the_hybrid]

The moral is stop putting mushroom, anchovies and pineapple on pizza lol

[@AceIncVR]

Really like keep up the good work

[@Amy-qv3oq]

This is an experimental cyberpunk novel.

[@mru22695]

Idea: make a giant war with the tumor, cyber core, biomass, and super pumpkin

[@vernstern6364]

I can relate to David about mushrooms and gorgs

[@VectorxMan]

If your pizza mushrooms are slimey that's called undercooked. They should be chewey yet firm.

[@timwest277]

As much as I enjoy mushrooms, I think me and David will get along fine if I was living there. My best friend IRL hate mushrooms, I tease him about it lol. I absolutely love it 😋

[@Twidleythegnome]

Haha I loved the terraria mushroom biome music at the end

[@slightlymaddog]

I also hate mushrooms and David is one of my middle names !

[@nuamideii1432]

But i like mushrooms Oh shoot i died

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Anchovie, artachoke, onion, olive pizza (with stuffed crust)

[@ImColombiaa_]

You posted this literally the same time I arrived to Rome 💀💀

[@BoredTruckn]

Plot of "I Robot". And probably a few other things.

[@Skishtube]

Foods that look too evil to eat Broccoli,mushrooms,raw onion,banana peel,orange with stringy stuff on it ,my cat,scorpion,chicken with no breading,steak,bugs,my hand

[@Funtime_Fz]

"Everyone loves pizza" 0:28 3:09 8:26 "How about mushroom is the only pizza topping." Uh Gorg they are mushrooms, why would they eat their own flesh? Did you mean to make the mushrooms sound like cannibals?

[@GummieI]

Now I kinda want to try an pizza with apples xD

[@illadiel6049]

Dorohedoro

[@cocacola4blood365]

Pizza City was thriving until the whole town did 'shrooms, then it declined like it's hair was on fire and it's ass was catching. So the moral is "don't do drugs."

[@somebodykares1]

There was a place that offered a salad pizza once that I knew

[@DaveLark]

Wow I lived a weird life!

[@Black-noir-e8l]

BBQ pizza is so good not going to lie

[@Definetlyalive]

Lets get to 40,000 at this point FOR THE EMPEROR

[@cocacola4blood365]

Once upon a time, there was this guy and then he died. The End.

[@FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy]

i’m with david here

[@wyattvankirk8824]

David makes since of night city cuz of cyberpunk edge runners, so David Martinez, so if David’s here. Where’s V?

[@Nord..]

For some reason I thought it was Oswald not David

[@omen3324]

4:13 Bruh

[@WMFawn]

Ok but shrimp on pizza slaps, try it sometime

[@abcd-ub3bk]

Mushroom city

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

mushrooms are pretty Grose i agree as interesting as fungus are they do not belong on pizza

[@FreezingPanda]

Alternate title: Cortsepts spreads through italy

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

I can't believe my comment got deleted AGAIN! Okay, third time's the charm. I'm a pizza man myself, but I don't like mushrooms or anything on it except cheese.

[@orangetabby7122]

maybe the real pizza was the mushrooms we made along the way

[@Post_the_most]

If David knew that for the dough you also need mushrooms :D

[@WitheredRosee]

Man not even a minute in and I'm hungry

[@pokefan2370]

Gotta love that terraria mushroom theme 🔥

[@juliadesouza6674]

I love him taking advantage of the dark ages coming just on the right time

[@kokkokongennr-1611]

Isn´t eating mushrooms on pizza cannibalism for mushroom-people?

[@TheOvervoid]

Are calzones legal in Pizza City?

[@aderi31415]

What about strombolis?

[@klintzachodniedrewno514]

why the population dropped from over 7000 to 4000 when he changed colors? it's at 4:25 to be exact

[@mylesnjenga2516]

Is there Hawaiian pineapple apple juice apple dragon fruit vegetable cucumber salad meat pork BBQ pizza there too

[@Dude-vq3oe]

0:49 Are you dissing pizza with barbecue sauce on it? Why?

[@jaronbroucke]

Because it's disgusting.

[@Dude-vq3oe]

@@jaronbroucke I disagree. I think it's really good. Just replace pepperoni with some other kind of meat, and you're good.

[@UnholyOomlie]

So you're tellin' me the Last of Us started with an ill made mushroom pizza?

[@Cobalt_Hitron]

There’s not mush room for mushrooms on pizza

[@BlackEnigma908]

All I heard for the first 1 minute was pizza

[@darkshadows8]

man i remember i quit this game long ago...

[@lindatory1886]

I have a question for you Gorg. Did you know about a Glitch that makes people Immortal?

[@GAMER32231]

wait... if the MUSHROOM people want to eat MUSHROOMS on pizza... wouldn't that make them cannibals?

[@Darwidx]

It's me David, and I hate mushrooms.

[@Trillsgtarchdornan]

Mushrooms on pizza is dank. As long as its crispy mushrooms. Pineapple....belongs with the apple....it doesn't...fruit + pizza , your weird

[@bones0013]

I know your a worldbox youtuber could you do a ai battle in stellaris

[@Shadow-jg2gq]

Could you make another war in the lord of the rings?

[@tenma8797]

Not Papa John! Nooo…

[@kierancreighton96]

Whats the count for the amount of times gorg said pizza

[@seanshepherd1071]

Mush plauge *always* wins