David Lucas Roasts Post Malone

David Lucas roasts Post Malone, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Kurt Metzger on the latest episode of Kill Tony. Catch David Lucas on tour coming to a city near you.
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[@DavidLucasComedian]

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[@marcoz2470]

Come to Detroit.

[@funfatstudioscasualgaming]

Can you use "bitch" and "nigga" less please? it's hurt my feelings

[@4yearsclean]

Come back to Georgia!! I’d love to come see you in Athens

[@quackaddict9810]

Cant wait to see you in Nashville!

[@skizz0tty]

Come to Vancouver BC, smoke some good weed - get in some sturgeon or salmon fishing too!

[@sk8legendz]

unemployed crocodile hunter and struggling werewolf were way too funny man killed it!!

[@CorridorJ]

Don’t forget useless xmen 😂

[@hugodaniel701]

Unemployed 🐊 hunter and useless xman had me dyin.. the strugglin werewolf flew over my head tbh 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@thedoobiewizard]

Both of those almost killed me lol

[@SoldierOfWudan]

Its the facial expressions. Kurts eyes get so big that it looks like hes tryna transform but cant complete the transformation. Hence he is a struggling werewolf @@hugodaniel701

[@citiesbuilderftmyers2469]

For sure

[@vagabondcaleb8915]

Joe being the biggest fan in the room and just enjoying his life like a little kid is pretty darn wholesome.

[@sodomizingyourmom]

You mean the biggest pussy in the room who can’t handle getting roasted like everyone else? LMAO

[@Somethingsomethingmorbid0]

Woe Wogan

[@pandaman1869]

If I had a gillion dollars I’d act like a kid too

[@brokenalgorithm]

joe has no idea whats funny, joes drunk af

[@sam-ub5ux]

v😊

[@SplitAppleOh]

tony is incredibly underrated with how he keeps the pace of the show going, laughs directly into the mic when the crowd isnt feeling the joke as much, and steers people away from bits he can see aren't having the desired effect. It's rare to see David Lucas of all people fire off a bunch of jokes in a row without landing a big hitter but tony immediately restores the vibes and brings the convo into territory where new material can be had. The fact that so many people shit talk him for what he adds to the show is honestly a testament to just how GOOD he is at making sure you and everyone else knows it is YOUR spotlight and YOUR moment to be funny. fucking killer man keep up the great work big dog

[@apoclypse]

I agree. David almost went off the rails there for a bit and Tony steered him back. That's a good host.

[@footballroxx24]

​@@apoclypseproper jester for sure

[@MM-24]

You're 100% right, Tony def has skill and composure. In David's defence, they put a lot of pressure on him , and as they said at the end ... It's live

[@mariomcrae6595]

I couldn’t say it better you have verygood intuition your way of seeing things for what they are and spot on what you said about Tony and David

[@wipeytoo5537]

Ya, bro in the white sweatshirt did the best.

[@sthomasond]

This is in my opinion one of the all-time best moments in the show's history. The energy was palpable, Post loved every second of it, and it was just plain fucking funny. This is great for your career, sir.

[@SteeloSean]

💯💯💯

[@1Yooter]

I always love how David Lucas’ laughter is the loudest. He really enjoys the banter.

[@Tjnumber1]

I love that he actually finds his own jokes funny 😂 makes him even better

[@kidx4581]

Live stream chat was straight SHITTING on him for that . I also enjoy it

[@ToManyPuncakes]

well when your jokes aren't funny laughing louder than the crowd makes it seem like they were good.

[@1Yooter]

@@ToManyPuncakes I mean, his jokes were fire back to back.

[@kidx4581]

@@ToManyPuncakes His were funny, so he can laugh rightfully

[@WorldSaysHowdy]

"Struggling werewolf." had me crying on the floor.

[@lesleyd2448]

Lol same

[@Octoberoriginal]

The band playing the x men theme song was a brilliant touch

[@joshrandazzo681]

he got straight roasted, a useless x-man

[@soldierfox]

The “finally found his dad” shit killed me 😂🤣😂

[@AntJonez218]

Lmao it took me like 5-10 seconds to get it 🤣 I was like oh damn 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChrispyWRX]

David is literally the most hilarious roaster. I was crying laughing watching this. It hurt. Thank you for your performance

[@CM-pr1oq]

Crying tf you weird funny but dam id had to sit next to you at a show

[@taylormcgarry470]

When he told Tony he looked like a gallon of milk that was full of semen I couldn't handle it no more lmao

[@U0odjbaohf3729]

Baptized with his shirt on 😂🤣

[@Mojo_Jo_Jo_]

That killed me

[@TopCheese81]

So fucking funny

[@Sniperboy5551]

That was actually a good one, Tony normally doesn’t make me laugh

[@rasputinpootin]

Call me dumb but I didnt get that one, care to explain?

[@Tripsick]

@@rasputinpootinsome fat people who are insecure usually keep their shirt on when going to swim or the beach ect

[@BigWrangler]

That kurt metzger xmen joke was hilarious haha

[@createdbyjv68]

Facts I lost it LMAO

[@killerdeviant]

Yea the way he slowly turned his head hahaha

[@CaramelSauce24]

almost spit my coffee

[@waydagotc]

fr fr one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long ass time 😂😂

[@OLBK]

Laughed so hard I could not stand up.

[@mattwhite1244]

David laughing at all his roasts is probably the best thing ever

[@joselugo4984]

It’s crazy, because half of his roasts are not the funniest things on earth; but his energy and timing makes every roast absolutely hilarious.

[@jameshill8493]

Even the not good ones are still good. You look like a gay gallon of milk😂

[@MrBrandon024]

Timing can't help this dude. He's just not funny 99% of the time. He gets one laugh then ruins it by going on and on and on while no one is laughing.

[@aznthy]

How is a Dora explora looking reject going to be talking about whats funny? The only thing that gets a laugh from you is your beard that they looked like it gave up halfway.

[@Iburn247]

​@@MrBrandon024yup

[@Iburn247]

He isn't funny

[@TyGosketch]

Are we gonna act like the band didn't just hit the X-Men theme song low key? Greatest band ever.

[@SCBB24]

Remember the band that was on when David first joined ?😂

[@R8tdXplicit]

When?

[@TyGosketch]

Go back and watch. After DL called him a useless Xman, something about a werewolf and then the band start to piece the them together, quietly. @@R8tdXplicit

[@judbaker5752]

8:05

[@ffnovice7]

​@@judbaker5752only real ones provide timestamp ✊

[@deepmilitia7162]

David Lucas makes the show

[@lmzrth3073]

What show is it?

[@JaySlimCodes]

No

[@nononono12345]

Agreed. David been grinding so long, great to see him flourish like this. Truly one of the greata

[@JSp8]

How you gonna make the show that made you?

[@royazucena8740]

No it’s the ads lol

[@CidRSan]

That opening roast was a killer. How do you come back after someone says you look like an unemployed croc hunter and that’s exactly what you look like 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hopeg02]

That’s what I’m saying I died laughing because it’s so true 😂😂 he’s straight from duck dynasty

[@headquarterproductions]

“David Lucas finally found his daddy” had me cracking up 😂😂😂. Love all these gentlemen. Great job and love this show 👍🏾

[@Markymarc91]

Been watching for 7 years. You made the show better as soon as you stepped on it. Was great seeing you back. Thanks for the laughs David!

[@ugabuga1361]

I thought redban pressing random buttons and saying horrible jokes made the show?

[@lionkills1]

redban carrying the show, only og can see it. @@ugabuga1361

[@buttersstotch5214]

Glad Kam really stepped in

[@BrdOutaMyMnd]

"You look like a struggling werewolf"🤣🤣🤣

[@nomondaysalwayssaturday8438]

yea that had me

[@paulmememan508]

That "unemployed crocodile hunter" made me laugh so hard I almost passed out

[@deo4205]

"You look like a gay gallon of milk" had me gasping for air

[@foquslab8229]

really? it made you laugh that much?😂

[@justin555666]

Easily one of my favorite comedians. Dude has me dying every time

[@zechs5079]

He's a good roast comic but he's not very good at stand up

[@samuel_iv]

had the hosts sniffing joes ass😂

[@Heyhowareya97]

@@zechs5079he’s great at stand up….where’s your stand up material?

[@zechs5079]

@@Heyhowareya97 do I also need to be a master chef to know that rolling some human shit in flour and pan frying it doesn't taste good? Dumbass.

[@Ozymandias_1818]

You killed it man. The werewolf line was gold.

[@Micdupwithjay]

“And he ain’t killed in a long time” i lost it 😂😂😂

[@ByeDave]

The way David just laughs 😂

[@fantasyfootballguru3786]

Went right in on Post with no pause. I admire and respect the bravery it took to do that not only to a stranger but a famous one at that. 99% of everyone including other comics, would never have done that, electing to kiss his ass instead. Props.

[@LupinTheLynx]

What kind of delusional drugs are you on that you think roasting Post Malone requires bravery? Post is not intimidating in the least, and doesn't try to be. It's not like this dude was bravely roasting someone like The Game or Jay Z who could probably ruin his life if he wanted to.

[@ethan8532]

Yeah unfortunately he kissed Joes ass.

[@roachwerks3043]

I feel like most comics would do something like that

[@zekegaeta9169]

That struggling werewolf joke had me in tears 😭🤣💀

[@BlvckMidas]

“Pollution a mf” had me rolling😭

[@jbanksey22]

That toe nail x men joke killed me

[@TyGosketch]

Then the band with the theme song? Legendary.

[@MrMindfuck23]

That joke was from family guy, Meg’s super power was growing her nails out.🤣

[@albertol9654]

David Lucas roasts are needed in every episode.. It's like the main event fight 😂

[@FSURawhyde]

David adding "yo ass" to the end of every roast joke makes everything funnier

[@jerdog333]

Thank you David. I needed a laugh tonight.

[@Kevin-rf4my]

man i love good jokes, all of yall laughing together is the best shit, hope everyone keeps laughing and joking through it all

[@AlansGarage]

Really hope this clip gives you the exposure you deserve brother! Keep up the great work & im a huge fan!

[@BossHawgDawg]

Such a good episode, so glad to see you back even if it’s for one. Can’t wait till you come to Florida!

[@kardave2848]

I love the rapid fire jokes! It's hit and miss but the whole show is funny as hell!

[@seraph6758]

Always nice to see Kurt (and everyone) genuinely laughing his ass off! That news cycle getting people grumpy!

[@Ken-pv9zu]

I love Kurt but he a grumpy mf fr

[@therealesttimmyuknow4866]

This was some of the funniest David on kill Tony I’ve seen love it man keep it up ❤

[@redrickashwood3564]

This moment was mental ! It was absolutely amazing to have you come on and give us an episode !!!❤❤❤

[@dimipapauk]

The struggling werewolf killed me. Keep up that energy. You’re slaying the scene.

[@ysl_443ysl]

I haven’t seen David like this in years….. he came out strong and didn’t let up

[@PumKnH3D]

years? then you haven't been watching. He's been killing it, and has consistently been the best part of Kill Tony every time he shows up

[@ysl_443ysl]

@@PumKnH3D I know he’s consistant and I’m a subscriber and frequent watcher…. It’s just my opinion….. he came out on 🔥

[@notcoleman711]

I love that you can see you literally come to life once you get to roast ppl then it just never stops i love it

[@brianyates844]

Bro I'm so happy seeing you "making it" been a fan since all def

[@menwithven8114]

This was one of my favorite episodes of all time. Everyone was on fire!!!

[@nomanq101]

One of my fav comedians roasting one of my fav artists ❤

[@rikuzavala]

Always good energy with everyone with David is on set!

[@funfromabove9728]

I miss getting to see a weekly roast session from David. Good shit.

[@awill891]

I love this new drop in policy vs weekly thing. He did it for so long that even when everything was good I was still like "I've seen this for 200 weeks in a row". But now it feels fresh and more energetic with the extra time off the show.

[@NobuhikuObayashi]

Kurt recognizing the joke at 3:38 is the best moment of this

[@killekillekille1]

Bruh What? That part was the best? Wtf is fun about that part Bruh 😅

[@anony-mousse8487]

A useless X-men 💀💀💀

[@seraph6758]

Yea that news cycle is brutal, he’s been getting grumpy. 👍😆

[@dustinhendrix538]

This was great! The whole episode was great!!

[@godsbadkarma]

You're my favorite comic! I was dying this whole clip, but that fucking struggling werewolf bit fucking killed me, man! All the love, man!

[@nolanburslie1093]

David finally found his dad lol omg I'm dead

[@jessejlewismeng]

Such a fire episode. Glad you stopped by for us!!!!

[@genericandroid5611]

Can't wait to catch him live 👏🏻

[@BearFan920]

You’re hilarious lol, I subscribed. Your quick responses are too funny.

[@maxpool1034]

one of your all time best clips. good to see you back on KT

[@monitorlizard9971]

DL delivers 100% of the time. Dude is an absolute professional.

[@robinjaime]

This was amazing. You are brilliant

[@hookindemlipz8183]

Found you through your comedy .. found you hilarious so I've searched you multiple times to watch your stuff after ... But the interview fishing with jelly roll made me subscribe for the long haul !

[@Chefbwest]

D lucas is one of those guys that he makes 10% bad roast jokes and laughs so hard at his own joke that you laugh. Hahahah. Love D lucas man. Much love bro. Hope i can see you live one day

[@kylelaforest9919]

@@anthonywoodbury89I’m sure you’d do so much better

[@rakuencallisto]

He's not funny.

[@jaybrybry]

He's so lame I would say you think your so funny laughing so hard at your own jokes and your the only one laughing

[@leticiagallegos7463]

​@@rakuencallistoneither are you, projective hack

[@FranklyGone2.0]

Lmao I’m so proud of you man! From roast me to interviews with jelly roll and roasting POST MALONE hahahaha don’t ever change man.

[@I_Am_Godron]

Bruh. You're still fucking killing it. Love it man!

[@SHOshiaj]

You are an inspiration my guy 🙏🏾

[@ruprect1]

Awesome appearance as always. You had everyone crying with laughter, dude.

[@jamesm1242]

Sir you are one of the funniest guys today. Keep it up and next time your in Raleigh/Charlotte area I will have to check you out

[@justjaded2012]

You came to Georgia and made my fucking day! Thanks man! So happy I finally got to see you live! Unexpected which made it better! Be there next time too! Thank you man!

[@str8_white_mail]

I love how David’s set is like a plane taking off: starts off slow, but then gets going and almost can’t be stopped

[@Nickdaily]

Bruh this shitt was legendary,, just came from the episode and had to rewind multiple times🤘🤘

[@pizzapie7]

Dude I haven’t laughed this long in awhile. The werewolf bit was so goddamn funny.

[@davidandronicomusic]

in tears rn. David's roasts are epic

[@ogriss412]

Dude in white held his own😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@omarflorentino7807]

This was the greatest roast exchange yet!!

[@moorob27]

I’m halfway and I’m crying 😭 😂 I can’t breath!!!

[@abe6215]

Kills me every time 😂😂 legend!!

[@XxT0asty0atsxX]

Easily one of the best roast sessions

[@uduran9907]

David Lucas in his prime!!! Thanks for the laughs.

[@artofsoul]

That roast run was killer. Post Malone, Tony then Kurt, David is truly one of the best.

[@petermozuraitis5219]

This was a rapid fire slaughter like we've never seen before!!

[@SL1MZ]

The absolute goat of roast. DL delivers every fuckin time he's on stage man. We miss you on KT man but keep working bro

[@brianloughridge1133]

Top notch jokes!! I had to pause and recuperate after "you look like a gay gallon of milk" and the long toe nail X-Men power lines 🤣🤣

[@silviablstakova4440]

Thanks for the comedy 😊looking forward to your upcoming special! You are already a legend! 🎊 🎉may your funny bone 🦴 never brake, you rake! Love, Love, Love & Laughter!

[@AnthoJrz]

David roasting Kurt calling him a Struggling werewolf made me laugh before he even said it🤣

[@brooks_7075]

This shit was amazing, I could not stop laughing. Keep it up bruv

[@zorkblat3858]

LMAO Tony with the dad joke and then the instant uno reverse. Love it.

[@Getinthecar]

This was one of the best shows yet for sure!

[@Tero92]

Davids own laugh is so disrespectful and its the best 😂😂

[@trvf7053]

Made Post and Joe laugh so hard, they turned red 😂😂

[@maryosgambler1]

Super funny the one with: "super power the toenail grow very long" 😂😂😅😅

[@brixcosmo6849]

You're great! One of the most intelligent and funny i've seen in this show ❤🇵🇹

[@CFBigTime]

There have been so many comments to get Matt & Shane on, but we HAVE to get you back on as a guest!

[@AlexH4774]

I swear David is gonna kill someone from laughing too hard one day. I came so damn close with this one, man, you were on FIRE!

[@ohmyjosh3065]

The Legendary David Lucas, always a pleasure. This guys does not hold back.🤣😂

[@quintonsamuda6056]

Been watching David Lucas since all Def digital ❤😂😂😂

[@g..._anthony27]

David Lucas is Here..... lmaooooo

[@brittanyalonge]

All the food disappeared 😂😂😂

[@capital5901]

David Lucas' best work is when he is insulting Tony hinchcliffe. They work well together.

[@deraldo313]

Tony saying "you can see the gears turning in (David's) his head" after the Dad joke was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ffnovice7]

The mouth feel of Dave's entrance theme, Yeah, set, immediate banter with Tony, roasting the guests, and counterattacking any Interlopers is synergistic

[@JBLEDGER]

Was dying laughing watching this just now. Killing it Lucas!!

[@djtaitai]

Hope u get Post to go fishin w u. That’d be dope

[@dwight6508]

Dope!! Seeing the roast beginning from ADD to this, got his special in zaddy Rogans place 🔥🔥🔥 But please keep doing Roast Me whenever there’s a new season !

[@JurasekIII]

Love ya David, keep 'em laughin' buddy!

[@iJoshieHD]

To have joe laughing like that you’ve made it 😂😂😂