Kim Congdon Roasted David Lucas

[@DavidLucasComedian]

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[@briangranger1741]

your costco card got declined 🤣🤣🤣

[@jrentas215]

When you coming to Philly bro

[@jwd215]

​@@jrentas215 I'm from Philly too. I was just about to ask him. GO BIRDS!!!

[@jordanmiller8097]

Can't wait to see you in Pittsburgh!

[@tritan74]

Houston

[@kawikak.1657]

“You wish you was in cancer shape” was the best fat joke/comeback ever

[@Dr.Smackadoo]

My gawd the timing on that was bananas

[@ChildrenOfTheVibe]

💀

[@mitch7418]

bruh that shit fuckin killed me

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

Lmfao that was definitely a Haymaker

[@whitneyallen9237]

The declined Costco card was a banger

[@Boygonebad]

Nobody laughs harder at David Lucas getting roasted than David Lucas.😂😂

[@justinmichel1840]

I have noticed this makes him much more likable to me, crazy how some comedians can’t laugh at themselves.

[@Avigar1]

No one laughs at their own jokes more than David Lucas

[@tomheille5444]

He makes it funnier for me. The stavro guy I hate his laugh

[@justinmichel1840]

@@tomheille5444 no stavros slander will be tolerated move along

[@tomheille5444]

@@justinmichel1840 apologies 🙏

[@nomadlufc6996]

Kim killed it. Was refreshing for you to go back and fourth with a guest and not just Tony. I love this show.

[@hungereats6721]

I hate how tony told him to cool it on the guest

[@AHedgecliff4977]

Not an easy feet!! On fire Kim

[@jorgegracia2656]

@@hungereats6721 I agree

[@InfamousCue]

@@hungereats6721 I understand what you mean, but it’s business and a fun time. Kill Tony, not the guest…

[@hungereats6721]

@@InfamousCue roasting the guest is a fun time they're most likely a comedian so they should have thick skin and they roast the newbies all the time plus the best clips come from when david lucas was roasting the guest

[@zacharylala5566]

“N*gga you wish you were in cancer shap” 😭😭 I laughed so hard everyone in my house made sure I was ok

[@stilltrill198]

“Vaping powdered sugar” nah she violated 😭😭

[@aggrosaxon459]

You talk stupid!! You just got violated

[@christianperalta3226]

💀🤣

[@bardinkurtis]

Nah Costco card declined was better

[@PepsiFuture]

@@bardinkurtis nah vaping powdered syugar was better

[@sirbrownguy6040]

@@bardinkurtis true but the timing on the powder sugar one was perfect lmao. Was such a sucker punch

[@stonersparky]

The fact that he put this on his channel shows he isn't insecure cause he got his ass roasted that episode lol. Mad respect for this. Hope we get more roast sessions with all the guests participating more often.

[@Yhoshua_B]

He even goes to say how much he loves roasting and being roasted. They were both traded punches and were good sports about it. She was roasting EVERYONE that night.

[@briccs3830]

You win some you lose some. DL huge knee is a good sport

[@briccs3830]

@@Yhoshua_B it’s good to see some absolute legends trading blows and no one getting upset🤘

[@Yhoshua_B]

@@briccs3830 absolutely! You need to have tough skin to make it in comedy.

[@Jhovswer]

every good roaster has been severely roasted lol

[@brandongibson5640]

One of the better ones. Seeing Santino constantly sipping on his drink knowing he didn't want the smoke haha

[@jordanowens6253]

Absolutely he was thinking, "please not me. please not me. please not me".

[@wes7949]

Santino is amazing at riffing, but maybe not roasting. Still would have been a good battle if they did go at eachother lol

[@brandongibson5640]

@@wes7949 Santino can come off the dome. I was actually hoping he’d at least have a little go like Ian did.

[@YEEYEE-dy8tk]

@@brandongibson5640 He sipped on that water the entire show lol. I thought he would be the one talking the most but the black guy buried him.

[@Laughing_Buddha_Tattoo]

He was to afraid to even laugh 😂😂

[@ClintByrne]

Unexpected. I thought she was about to get rolled but she nailed it. Great job by both of you

[@ipeefreely2364]

I want her to sit on my face and insult me.

[@potatopoison1130]

She won

[@KZA518]

Nah kim be on point

[@eastsidepicasso]

😂😂😂 I'm in my garage, dying of laughter. This may be my favorite one yet. I definitely need to see David Lucas in person..

[@samhugh08]

Lmao you don’t

[@kirktown2046]

So much respect for Kim Congdon after this. She should be putting out specials.

[@v1llian30]

no lol

[@michaelhauser6440]

Being good at roasting hardly makes you a good standup. Does this show teach you nothing about all the acts we've seen on here?

[@crucifire9224]

@@michaelhauser6440 I ain’t ever gonna learn!!!

[@Mikeymike301]

Kim had comebacks but Ian dropped a Nuke with that cancer shape comeback

[@adrianbiber5340]

"a strong cancer patient" was better

[@redonut]

Yeah that was legitimately one of the best roasts I’ve heard against David Lucas

[@CharifRocka]

Love Ian. I could see his mind preparing to drop that bomb.

[@RodZilla843]

Yeah that shit was a haymaker for real. 😂😂😂

[@jonathancastillo3156]

Lol

[@jamesmartin2740]

David is the man. Love that he puts up a video where he is clearly the loser of a roast battle, although he almost undefeated.

[@StanleyKubick1]

he don't bring his ego into this. super important for comedy

[@gbajer7880]

You lost this one big dawg lol

[@theovstheo]

Damnit I think he did! 😅😅

[@TFBx]

He needs some milk

[@trevmason2352]

Nah he didn’t wanna go too hard on that girl

[@trevmason2352]

Whenever she said the husband under Tony thing he just stood there looking he coulda said some nasty shit back but he didn’t

[@TFBx]

@@trevmason2352 if it were anyone else I’d believe you but no way Lucas would let that slide unless he had something back 😂😂

[@BrokeTheSeal]

“You wish you were in cancer shape.” Might be the greatest roast joke on David Lucas of all time. Per me.

[@endingcreation5568]

Hahahah it was all great roasts from Kim but when I heard Ian say that I lost it

[@AW-mz6ml]

Did your gym burn down?

[@bobbobertbobberton1073]

It was quick but it was ultimately bad, he pussied out and softened it. "you wish you were a cancer patient." would have been the best joke.

[@melancholymoshpit]

@@bobbobertbobberton1073 This makes no sense. 😂

[@officialjamesaris]

@@bobbobertbobberton1073you butchered the joke.

[@timwinchester2366]

Bro! Kim is not to be taken lightly, shes a roast legend! Lol! This was a great show!💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mindyourbuisness8104]

Kim is the only woman Ive ever seen be able to keep up in the moment. She was hilarious here and on all her LOS appearances

[@sharptakes1662]

She's at her best roasting tbh

[@angelchavez271]

Bro she flamed his ass! I have never seen him get stuck ! She had the last laugh 😂 lol

[@HelloBye-2000]

You win some you lose some 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@wolfonevictor4611]

Best one yet, love how David can take a joke and I think he gave some good ones on this one. He's the man!!

[@Jack-km7qz]

Props to David for trying to roast 5 comedians. Kim & Ian handed you an L but you're still the best to do it 🔥

[@hungereats6721]

naw just kim

[@vversusv1364]

@@hungereats6721 The "you wish you were in cancer shape" was nice

[@hungereats6721]

@@vversusv1364 yeah that was good but they really didn't go at each other like how kim and david went at each other

[@buktomsin]

Ian dropped a bomb with "cancer shape" come on now.

[@Jack-km7qz]

@@buktomsin by far the best off the cuff roast of David. Everybody sleepin

[@MandeepSingh-ki6ve]

Kim proves women can be funny.

[@th1s1guysays1]

David caught an L on this one. When she said is he vaping powdered sugar I lost it.

[@homersimpson5964]

My boy got ko'd twice by two different people and still posted this, much respect.

[@barryholiday8998]

I love how right after tony compliments David’s set he starts roasting tony.

[@jaime7203]

😂

[@MrCleansweep]

That Vaping powder sugar line though….😂

[@crispy9377]

Hell of a man and a scholar to put his own ass whooping out and giving her her roses 🌹. David easily enjoyed this as much as we did. Thing is it's only making him sharper

[@jamesream198]

David Lucas has an amazing future ahead of him. Love this guy.

[@rockybalboagaralhaoitalian4592]

For sure. Diabetes is a blast

[@chilldadofthree8943]

If you think a future is fading out quickly, no one remember you and disappearing from the industry then yes he has that future

[@LOLsaudi]

diabetes

[@migeruudesu]

I was wishing this segment wouldn't end, my jaw hurts watching this.🤣

[@abbefolkseger6927]

put on Riley Reid RAP and make him ........ Kim

[@MehrdadParthian]

"ian we haven't been able to handle lucas, would you take him out ?" made me bust out of my chair laughing lmfao

[@ortega9156]

"You wish you were in cancer shape" made me cry when I watched it live.

[@sunfix991]

But he flamed him back to his hospital bed

[@coffeeabuse]

This is from one of the first Kill Tony episodes I had ever seen. Thanks for putting this up here David. You are a Roast Beast!

[@rupe8060]

Bruh, I was dying 🤣 she hit you hard a few times and then landed the Costco card for the win. It was so bad, you moved on to Ian and he hit you with the grandfather then the cancer shape...BOOM BOOM. Love ya man! You're awesome 🙏 keep doing you!

[@ILLeeT36]

“What’re you vaping, powdered sugar?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@julianrichigiddyup]

Jesus Christ that Costco card joke was legitimately brilliant

[@igormarques3994]

One of the best roast's videos since I started watching your videos, David. That was insane and that girl killed it ! This is the first time I saw you roasting someone that can do the same hilarious jokes !

[@goodvibesonlyshow1209]

Look up Roast Me. It's a class setup full of comedians who roast a person coming into the class. David was a regular on there!

[@kollatt]

respect for posting this. you had top competition that night.

[@stephanc197]

Dude, this is an amazing clip , so much fire packed in a 10 min video, everyone was good , and the minute at the start had me rollin'

[@sethauld6708]

Damn even Tony was feeling bad for him after her second joke 😂

[@mikelac2]

David Lucas is legit one of the funniest dudes ever, I can't wait to see him In a couple more years

[@wontstopk3yz575]

It took David 10 seconds to get on stage 😂😂😂

[@ctrlartdel]

She might of been prepped for this! So good! Going to binge her after I finish all of Davids content!

[@stephenkolman5727]

At first it looked like none of the four of them wanted anything to do with getting roasted. Then all of the sudden she went ham on him.

[@joshschutz7731]

I think she was just waiting to see if Ian was gonna go for it

[@AcidSh33tz]

I thought the same thing too but if you noticed Kim was arming up ready to go in, and than Sara Weinershank gave the okay you should tear him a new one whisper, it was all over for our boys David Lucas 😂

[@seanmetro3496]

They turned into a firing squad...and lit him up!

[@vversusv1364]

Kim Longdon doesn't look like she shoots but she does

[@ShakiraTwittersonn]

You lost this one in decision but you ended with a strong combo. You almost set them up every time too lol

[@oliv3r33]

"You wish you was in cancer shape" 👊🏽

[@zekegaeta9169]

Kim was the only person so far to make David pause😂

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Few people get the last word against David. She done good.

[@calivisionmedia]

Twice!

[@jamriv8964]

Jim Norton did it too.

[@theirishbear_osrs]

"you wish you were in cancer shape" Ian put em all to rest with that one

[@vversusv1364]

One of the best roasts in the clip

[@TheLifeOfJBrab]

This was the best roast so far on kill Tony. I had tears rolling down my ryes

[@StevenLeeStudios]

KIm is a trooper, she came in when no one else would and took it like a champ and hit you with some bangers lol

[@mrclean2022]

David Lucas is a beast 😂 funny as hell and such a positive attitude, love to see it

[@kidcudi908]

“You wish you were in cancer shape” that’s a a+++ comeback 😂

[@kingman1330]

This was funny asf!!!🤣😂🤣

[@tix3pc]

I comment every week on KT that you're the best regular. This was my favorite roast ever between you and a guest, had me in tears! You and Kim were amazing and Ian came in great at the end, absolute gold

[@WVTarheel]

Great vid, David always kills it and the panel actually had great comebacks and roasts of their own. Keep doing your thing man. So funny

[@RetrospectWindow]

I love that one of David’s FEW worthy roast rivals was one of his predecessors of Kill Tony regulardom. No show is as amazing as this one

[@myst8217]

I just recently started watching these, this one's the best yet.

[@antimuseee]

Love the humility and admirable character of great comedians and this a prime example 💯 💪

[@adrianbiber5340]

💯

[@zeal426]

i love that someone finnaly going back and forth with david. she seems like hella fun!

[@bobby_pilgrim4528]

The King didnt stand a chance! Hilarious when Tony called out the panel w/ their mics down

[@RokDAWG1]

Brutally awesome! I’m laughing so hard!

[@avocadobeets7855]

Real housewives of Panama City!!! 💀💀😂😂

[@FreakoutsandFails]

Best roast. Watched it 4 times. David deserves the shine.

[@itsthebats]

Ian's cancer joke was comedy Gold. But Lucas is still the Goat 🐐

[@senaexiled5081]

This was amazing! I love David!

[@YoungAbel15]

David please get this lady on the next season of Roast Me! She can hold her own!!

[@daniellongoria9622]

Damn she was quick with it ! She is definitely a Kill Tony Prodigy .

[@briannorman4691]

Thank you for this.😂

[@lewisburton1852]

love it. He didn't want to go after Kim anymore she was ready.

[@sportslunatic4L]

Ayoo @david I’m glad you left la and committed to comedy and Austin full time mad love!! You gone be great!!

[@avi3020]

Kim and Ian went in 🤭🤭..no worries..you win or you learn 👏🏻👏🏻

[@chrisloboda7331]

This was legendary 👏👏

[@The__Gent]

This was golden! One of the best ones!

[@MakinmuneyTrill]

She destroyed him 😂😂

[@bt1235]

This was the best kill Tony clip I’ve seen!

[@ScottyBeen1000]

The first female comedian to ever make me laugh! WOW👌

[@ronburgandy7571]

Agreed they mostly are awful.

[@oscarrod96]

Kim generally kills in LoS

[@ronburgandy7571]

@@oscarrod96 she has a sweet ass and a nice set of taters too. So that doesn’t hurt.

[@pauljoneseyboy9615]

You are an inspiration. Big ❤ form the UK

[@derrickcancel1698]

He never disappoints even David Lucas needs his own show w tony

[@AHedgecliff4977]

We need more of this!!

[@mrrah5388]

Good show last night...she definitely gave you some competition kinda remind me of Roast Me

[@lattrelbia2527]

CP told David he was up there looking like a parking space

[@billypike3797]

Best one yet!!! This was hilarious

[@henri1298]

"You wish you were in cancer shape" UNREAL

[@BobSmith-xc8kw]

The short vid of this doesn't do it justice.. This one was epic

[@ReedyD1953]

You can see Ian think of the joke and immediately wonder if he should even say it😂

[@mauriciogarcia2188]

Thanks for uploading, hadnt seen this, what a fucking amazing back and forth. This needs to be repeated

[@themeatspot5020]

You know big homie lost this one when he had to adjust his cleavage 😅

[@cannachrissd]

Bro, this reminds me of the homies when we used to base on each other. Thank you for the laughs.

[@onemansyn]

How does no one roast for sweating while his only activity is talking

[@dookiehowser79]

Best segment ever in Kill Tony history

[@MarioGarcia-pw3ss]

4:35 culooo 😂😂😂

[@Chris_Ireland]

First time someone can hold their own with Lucas 👏😂

[@durinkhazad]

0:34 Yeah...

[@ryannewman9759]

Best damn roast ever on Kill Tony what a panel and David killed it as usual

[@EnigmaEcho42]

Bruh that is the first time I’ve ever seen David Lucas stunned. That was a solid joke from Congdon at the end.

[@somebb]

Her superpower was not letting the jokes affect her emotions, which kept her focused.

[@Kcets]

This was the best panel we've had in a minute! Those two were going IN!

[@narcostarko]

He didn’t even lose to Kim, he lost to Ian saying he wishes he was in cancer shape😂😂

[@krazyskill5422]

He lost to both, kim manhandled him

[@ChibsMeditation]

Could be my favourite Kill Tony Lucas clip ever 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@TehBigMoose]

My favorite part was Santini acting like the nerd he truly is and not saying a damn thing

[@Shiggystardust]

It’s almost like he’s not funny in the least.

[@tlz124]

The only thing he's ever said that made me laugh was his Indian guy impression

[@acutecloudd7970]

How is that being a nerd? lol

[@katanaridingremy]

David vs Kim was a great roast. Need to get more of you battling others cause Tony can't compete

[@jasoneverett]

Never seen any guest hang with David like that. That was awesome.

[@brentdale5730]

Damn, David is a real man! Played along with some pretty strong roasts and took it on the chin happily. Stand up fella! Awesome stuff!