Kim Congdon Roasted David Lucas

[@DavidLucasComedian]

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[@briangranger1741]

your costco card got declined 🤣🤣🤣

[@jrentas215]

When you coming to Philly bro

[@jwd215]

​@@jrentas215 I'm from Philly too. I was just about to ask him. GO BIRDS!!!

[@jordanmiller8097]

Can't wait to see you in Pittsburgh!

[@tritan74]

Houston

[@kawikak.1657]

“You wish you was in cancer shape” was the best fat joke/comeback ever

[@Dr.Smackadoo]

My gawd the timing on that was bananas

[@ChildrenOfTheVibe]

💀

[@mitch7418]

bruh that shit fuckin killed me

[@AnitaHanjaaab]

Lmfao that was definitely a Haymaker

[@whitneyallen9237]

The declined Costco card was a banger

[@zacharylala5566]

“N*gga you wish you were in cancer shap” 😭😭 I laughed so hard everyone in my house made sure I was ok

[@nomadlufc6996]

Kim killed it. Was refreshing for you to go back and fourth with a guest and not just Tony. I love this show.

[@hungereats6721]

I hate how tony told him to cool it on the guest

[@andreaedgecliff4977]

Not an easy feet!! On fire Kim

[@jorgegracia2656]

@@hungereats6721 I agree

[@InfamousCue]

@@hungereats6721 I understand what you mean, but it’s business and a fun time. Kill Tony, not the guest…

[@hungereats6721]

@@InfamousCue roasting the guest is a fun time they're most likely a comedian so they should have thick skin and they roast the newbies all the time plus the best clips come from when david lucas was roasting the guest

[@Boygonebad]

Nobody laughs harder at David Lucas getting roasted than David Lucas.😂😂

[@justinmichel1840]

I have noticed this makes him much more likable to me, crazy how some comedians can’t laugh at themselves.

[@Avigar1]

No one laughs at their own jokes more than David Lucas

[@tomheille5444]

He makes it funnier for me. The stavro guy I hate his laugh

[@justinmichel1840]

@@tomheille5444 no stavros slander will be tolerated move along

[@tomheille5444]

@@justinmichel1840 apologies 🙏

[@stilltrill198]

“Vaping powdered sugar” nah she violated 😭😭

[@aggrosaxon459]

You talk stupid!! You just got violated

[@christianperalta3226]

💀🤣

[@bardinkurtis]

Nah Costco card declined was better

[@PepsiFuture]

@@bardinkurtis nah vaping powdered syugar was better

[@sirbrownguy6040]

@@bardinkurtis true but the timing on the powder sugar one was perfect lmao. Was such a sucker punch

[@stonersparky]

The fact that he put this on his channel shows he isn't insecure cause he got his ass roasted that episode lol. Mad respect for this. Hope we get more roast sessions with all the guests participating more often.

[@Yhoshua_B]

He even goes to say how much he loves roasting and being roasted. They were both traded punches and were good sports about it. She was roasting EVERYONE that night.

[@briccs3830]

You win some you lose some. DL huge knee is a good sport

[@briccs3830]

@@Yhoshua_B it’s good to see some absolute legends trading blows and no one getting upset🤘

[@Yhoshua_B]

@@briccs3830 absolutely! You need to have tough skin to make it in comedy.

[@Jhovswer]

every good roaster has been severely roasted lol

[@brandongibson5640]

One of the better ones. Seeing Santino constantly sipping on his drink knowing he didn't want the smoke haha

[@jordanowens6253]

Absolutely he was thinking, "please not me. please not me. please not me".

[@wes7949]

Santino is amazing at riffing, but maybe not roasting. Still would have been a good battle if they did go at eachother lol

[@brandongibson5640]

@@wes7949 Santino can come off the dome. I was actually hoping he’d at least have a little go like Ian did.

[@YEEYEE-dy8tk]

@@brandongibson5640 He sipped on that water the entire show lol. I thought he would be the one talking the most but the black guy buried him.

[@Laughing_Buddha_Tattoo]

He was to afraid to even laugh 😂😂

[@BrokeTheSeal]

“You wish you were in cancer shape.” Might be the greatest roast joke on David Lucas of all time. Per me.

[@endingcreation5568]

Hahahah it was all great roasts from Kim but when I heard Ian say that I lost it

[@AW-mz6ml]

Did your gym burn down?

[@bobbobertbobberton1073]

It was quick but it was ultimately bad, he pussied out and softened it. "you wish you were a cancer patient." would have been the best joke.

[@melancholymoshpit]

@@bobbobertbobberton1073 This makes no sense. 😂

[@officialjamesaris]

@@bobbobertbobberton1073you butchered the joke.

[@angelchavez271]

Bro she flamed his ass! I have never seen him get stuck ! She had the last laugh 😂 lol

[@HelloBye-2000]

You win some you lose some 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@kirktown2046]

So much respect for Kim Congdon after this. She should be putting out specials.

[@v1llian30]

no lol

[@michaelhauser6440]

Being good at roasting hardly makes you a good standup. Does this show teach you nothing about all the acts we've seen on here?

[@crucifire9224]

@@michaelhauser6440 I ain’t ever gonna learn!!!

[@eastsidepicasso]

😂😂😂 I'm in my garage, dying of laughter. This may be my favorite one yet. I definitely need to see David Lucas in person..

[@samhugh08]

Lmao you don’t

[@ClintByrne]

Unexpected. I thought she was about to get rolled but she nailed it. Great job by both of you

[@ipeefreely2364]

I want her to sit on my face and insult me.

[@potatopoison1130]

She won

[@KZA518]

Nah kim be on point

[@gbajer7880]

You lost this one big dawg lol

[@theovstheo]

Damnit I think he did! 😅😅

[@TFBx]

He needs some milk

[@trevmason2352]

Nah he didn’t wanna go too hard on that girl

[@trevmason2352]

Whenever she said the husband under Tony thing he just stood there looking he coulda said some nasty shit back but he didn’t

[@TFBx]

@@trevmason2352 if it were anyone else I’d believe you but no way Lucas would let that slide unless he had something back 😂😂

[@jamesmartin2740]

David is the man. Love that he puts up a video where he is clearly the loser of a roast battle, although he almost undefeated.

[@StanleyKubick1]

he don't bring his ego into this. super important for comedy

[@Mikeymike301]

Kim had comebacks but Ian dropped a Nuke with that cancer shape comeback

[@adrianbiber5340]

"a strong cancer patient" was better

[@redonut]

Yeah that was legitimately one of the best roasts I’ve heard against David Lucas

[@CharifRocka]

Love Ian. I could see his mind preparing to drop that bomb.

[@RodZilla843]

Yeah that shit was a haymaker for real. 😂😂😂

[@jonathancastillo3156]

Lol

[@homersimpson5964]

My boy got ko'd twice by two different people and still posted this, much respect.

[@barryholiday8998]

I love how right after tony compliments David’s set he starts roasting tony.

[@jaime7203]

😂

[@mindyourbuisness8104]

Kim is the only woman Ive ever seen be able to keep up in the moment. She was hilarious here and on all her LOS appearances

[@sharptakes1662]

She's at her best roasting tbh

[@ortega9156]

"You wish you were in cancer shape" made me cry when I watched it live.

[@sunfix991]

But he flamed him back to his hospital bed

[@ILLeeT36]

“What’re you vaping, powdered sugar?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@migeruudesu]

I was wishing this segment wouldn't end, my jaw hurts watching this.🤣

[@abbefolkseger6927]

put on Riley Reid RAP and make him ........ Kim

[@wolfonevictor4611]

Best one yet, love how David can take a joke and I think he gave some good ones on this one. He's the man!!

[@timwinchester2366]

Bro! Kim is not to be taken lightly, shes a roast legend! Lol! This was a great show!💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrCleansweep]

That Vaping powder sugar line though….😂

[@julianrichigiddyup]

Jesus Christ that Costco card joke was legitimately brilliant

[@MandeepSingh-ki6ve]

Kim proves women can be funny.

[@Jack-km7qz]

Props to David for trying to roast 5 comedians. Kim & Ian handed you an L but you're still the best to do it 🔥

[@hungereats6721]

naw just kim

[@vversusv1364]

@@hungereats6721 The "you wish you were in cancer shape" was nice

[@hungereats6721]

@@vversusv1364 yeah that was good but they really didn't go at each other like how kim and david went at each other

[@buktomsin]

Ian dropped a bomb with "cancer shape" come on now.

[@Jack-km7qz]

@@buktomsin by far the best off the cuff roast of David. Everybody sleepin

[@zekegaeta9169]

Kim was the only person so far to make David pause😂

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Few people get the last word against David. She done good.

[@calivisionmedia]

Twice!

[@jamriv8964]

Jim Norton did it too.

[@theirishbear_osrs]

"you wish you were in cancer shape" Ian put em all to rest with that one

[@vversusv1364]

One of the best roasts in the clip

[@kidcudi908]

“You wish you were in cancer shape” that’s a a+++ comeback 😂

[@th1s1guysays1]

David caught an L on this one. When she said is he vaping powdered sugar I lost it.

[@stephanc197]

Dude, this is an amazing clip , so much fire packed in a 10 min video, everyone was good , and the minute at the start had me rollin'

[@kollatt]

respect for posting this. you had top competition that night.

[@crispy9377]

Hell of a man and a scholar to put his own ass whooping out and giving her her roses 🌹. David easily enjoyed this as much as we did. Thing is it's only making him sharper

[@igormarques3994]

One of the best roast's videos since I started watching your videos, David. That was insane and that girl killed it ! This is the first time I saw you roasting someone that can do the same hilarious jokes !

[@goodvibesonlyshow1209]

Look up Roast Me. It's a class setup full of comedians who roast a person coming into the class. David was a regular on there!

[@sethauld6708]

Damn even Tony was feeling bad for him after her second joke 😂

[@jamesream198]

David Lucas has an amazing future ahead of him. Love this guy.

[@rockybalboagaralhaoitalian4592]

For sure. Diabetes is a blast

[@chilldadofthree8943]

If you think a future is fading out quickly, no one remember you and disappearing from the industry then yes he has that future

[@LOLsaudi]

diabetes

[@wontstopk3yz575]

It took David 10 seconds to get on stage 😂😂😂

[@coffeeabuse]

This is from one of the first Kill Tony episodes I had ever seen. Thanks for putting this up here David. You are a Roast Beast!

[@stephenkolman5727]

At first it looked like none of the four of them wanted anything to do with getting roasted. Then all of the sudden she went ham on him.

[@joshschutz7731]

I think she was just waiting to see if Ian was gonna go for it

[@AcidSh33tz]

I thought the same thing too but if you noticed Kim was arming up ready to go in, and than Sara Weinershank gave the okay you should tear him a new one whisper, it was all over for our boys David Lucas 😂

[@seanmetro3496]

They turned into a firing squad...and lit him up!

[@vversusv1364]

Kim Longdon doesn't look like she shoots but she does

[@TheLifeOfJBrab]

This was the best roast so far on kill Tony. I had tears rolling down my ryes

[@oliv3r33]

"You wish you was in cancer shape" 👊🏽

[@mikelac2]

David Lucas is legit one of the funniest dudes ever, I can't wait to see him In a couple more years

[@rupe8060]

Bruh, I was dying 🤣 she hit you hard a few times and then landed the Costco card for the win. It was so bad, you moved on to Ian and he hit you with the grandfather then the cancer shape...BOOM BOOM. Love ya man! You're awesome 🙏 keep doing you!

[@DJ-pr6wq]

She 100 percent wrote bars for this man 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@JesusIsComingSoon316]

I would hope so, that would mean she’s a prepared comedian, but with that being said, most of what she said was a comeback based off of what David said. Every line he gave, she flipped it on him. Housewives line, the costco line, the cornbread line. She flipped his own jokes on him on the spot. Never seen her before, but as far as this video goes, she was absolutely quick witted here.

[@ShakiraTwittersonn]

You lost this one in decision but you ended with a strong combo. You almost set them up every time too lol

[@WVTarheel]

Great vid, David always kills it and the panel actually had great comebacks and roasts of their own. Keep doing your thing man. So funny

[@henri1298]

"You wish you were in cancer shape" UNREAL

[@avocadobeets7855]

Real housewives of Panama City!!! 💀💀😂😂

[@daniellongoria9622]

Damn she was quick with it ! She is definitely a Kill Tony Prodigy .

[@EveK-North]

That comic at the end was about to come back at David so David desperately just rattled off random barbs and didn’t allow him to speak, and Tony wrapped it up.

[@kingman1330]

This was funny asf!!!🤣😂🤣

[@producedbyAntonio]

David Lucas begging the guests to be roasted is something I look forward to every set

[@RetrospectWindow]

I love that one of David’s FEW worthy roast rivals was one of his predecessors of Kill Tony regulardom. No show is as amazing as this one

[@Xcarbonizer]

david's roasts were good. he's creative enough that he can throw seventeen rapid fire roasts at you and some of them will be pretty good, but kim's roasts are on another level. hers hit like a hammer every time. it's no wonder she is a roast battle legend

[@antimuseee]

Love the humility and admirable character of great comedians and this a prime example 💯 💪

[@adrianbiber5340]

💯

[@ctrlartdel]

She might of been prepped for this! So good! Going to binge her after I finish all of Davids content!

[@itsthebats]

Ian's cancer joke was comedy Gold. But Lucas is still the Goat 🐐

[@suj1201]

"you made it that dry." 💀

[@avi3020]

Kim and Ian went in 🤭🤭..no worries..you win or you learn 👏🏻👏🏻

[@lewisburton1852]

love it. He didn't want to go after Kim anymore she was ready.

[@YoungAbel15]

David please get this lady on the next season of Roast Me! She can hold her own!!

[@MakinmuneyTrill]

She destroyed him 😂😂

[@yew2oob954]

Kim Congdon took the Dark Knight (David Lucas) out like Bane..."You visit Kill Tony...you merely adopted it...I was born in it, molded by it."

[@tix3pc]

I comment every week on KT that you're the best regular. This was my favorite roast ever between you and a guest, had me in tears! You and Kim were amazing and Ian came in great at the end, absolute gold

[@mattduncan5500]

Kim's jokes were a lot stronger

[@ReedyD1953]

You can see Ian think of the joke and immediately wonder if he should even say it😂

[@BobSmith-xc8kw]

The short vid of this doesn't do it justice.. This one was epic

[@mrclean2022]

David Lucas is a beast 😂 funny as hell and such a positive attitude, love to see it

[@MehrdadParthian]

"ian we haven't been able to handle lucas, would you take him out ?" made me bust out of my chair laughing lmfao

[@briannorman4691]

Thank you for this.😂

[@mrrah5388]

Good show last night...she definitely gave you some competition kinda remind me of Roast Me

[@lattrelbia2527]

CP told David he was up there looking like a parking space

[@rustysarkela7754]

The denim van cover jacket. It’s a vans jacket 😂😂

[@onemansyn]

How does no one roast for sweating while his only activity is talking

[@elriki182]

he just got up the stage, he already looks exhausted and is gasping for air.

[@myst8217]

I just recently started watching these, this one's the best yet.

[@ScottyBeen1000]

The first female comedian to ever make me laugh! WOW👌

[@ronburgandy7571]

Agreed they mostly are awful.

[@oscarrod96]

Kim generally kills in LoS

[@ronburgandy7571]

@@oscarrod96 she has a sweet ass and a nice set of taters too. So that doesn’t hurt.

[@dookiehowser79]

Best segment ever in Kill Tony history

[@derrickcancel1698]

He never disappoints even David Lucas needs his own show w tony

[@EnigmaEcho42]

Bruh that is the first time I’ve ever seen David Lucas stunned. That was a solid joke from Congdon at the end.

[@somebb]

Her superpower was not letting the jokes affect her emotions, which kept her focused.

[@EveK-North]

“One of the greatest roasters.” 🤣🤣 Oh, Tony, Tony… 😂

[@jesusbarraza3050]

Yoooo I didn’t even see the guy in the black jacket at the end of the table 💀💀

[@GRiiiM_TH3_R3B3L]

"You wish you were in cancer shape" was so fucking good 🤣

[@TehBigMoose]

My favorite part was Santini acting like the nerd he truly is and not saying a damn thing

[@Shiggystardust]

It’s almost like he’s not funny in the least.

[@tlz124]

The only thing he's ever said that made me laugh was his Indian guy impression

[@acutecloudd7970]

How is that being a nerd? lol

[@witheredmedia]

Kim came out strong with that joke about his daugher's name, she is funny but damn that's mean as hell

[@martingallagher140]

God damn he doesn’t give a fk who is on the panel, just comes out swinging every single time. Takes it like a champ too. 😂😂

[@braddersfam1754]

Best thing about this guy being on the show is to laugh at the roasts of him

[@andreaedgecliff4977]

We need more of this!!

[@Eric.V.]

Godamn, Kim mopped the floor with him 😆😆😆

[@Melantho]

I never seen the panel fight back like this before.. freaking legend battle

[@Polletross]

I love how you just go straight into roasting Tony 😂

[@dawidvanstraaten]

"You made it that dry"... he set that one up on himself 😂😂😂

[@jasoneverett]

Never seen any guest hang with David like that. That was awesome.

[@Kcets]

This was the best panel we've had in a minute! Those two were going IN!

[@troybone6849]

“...you wish you was in cancer shape” just about killed me wtf lol

[@rlew8095]

You crack me up, David!! 😂😅

[@stuartjones3310]

Santino had, don't talk to me, written all over his face 😂😂😂

[@ThisIsJayEveryday]

"cancer shape"?! 😂😂😭😭😭