David Lynch on iPhone

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Brittney Gilbert

Brittney Gilbert

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@bokehintheussr5033
@bokehintheussr5033 3 жыл бұрын
I like how quickly his compassion turns into contempt.
@luciferluv753
@luciferluv753 3 жыл бұрын
It's so perfect.
@grundo1561
@grundo1561 3 жыл бұрын
On your... FUCKING telephone. Get real.
@wuffalo
@wuffalo 3 жыл бұрын
@@grundo1561 thanks Nixon
@nubl37
@nubl37 3 жыл бұрын
Probably watched this 50 times over several years and the fucking telephone always gives me the same deep satisfaction
@dimitrifyodorovickaramazov
@dimitrifyodorovickaramazov 3 жыл бұрын
I think he did it on purpose, considering he is the master of rhetorics
@Haedox
@Haedox 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Eraserhead on my 3DS
@CommanderMT101
@CommanderMT101 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! Didn’t expect to see you here!
@perspii2808
@perspii2808 3 жыл бұрын
The way God intended it I mean, get surreal
@eduardoavila646
@eduardoavila646 3 жыл бұрын
Watching movies and animes in my psp in 240p lmao. I see here, a fellow portable console movie watcher, nice!
@spartacus778
@spartacus778 3 жыл бұрын
not a phone therefore David Lynch is fine with it
@joblohnny
@joblohnny 3 жыл бұрын
YOU AGAIN BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@trollface865
@trollface865 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Blue Velvet on my Wii U right now, the way it was intended to be seen. Lynch would be very proud
@rustyapellido4611
@rustyapellido4611 4 жыл бұрын
Troll Face I watched Gummo for the first time on a Wii U
@justfuckingwhy
@justfuckingwhy 4 жыл бұрын
I watched Killer Joe on my Nintendo Switch.
@thestig7603
@thestig7603 4 жыл бұрын
Troll Face It’s such a sadness…
@notmytruthTHEtruth
@notmytruthTHEtruth 4 жыл бұрын
David Lynch is punching the fucking air
@Kitnet2500
@Kitnet2500 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, I'm watching it on my PSVita.
@opedromagico
@opedromagico 3 жыл бұрын
Apple ads were very different back in the day
@glipk
@glipk 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest comment I have ever seen from you and it's not even that good
@aandwdabest
@aandwdabest Жыл бұрын
Steve Jobs Approves.
@VinnytotheK
@VinnytotheK Жыл бұрын
Please don'y say "back in the day" when refering to an iPhone related video, you're gonna make me feel very old.
@gxbrxxl9626
@gxbrxxl9626 9 ай бұрын
Reverse psychology
@commieRob
@commieRob 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment of this is where he's about to say 'billion' but at the last moment decides to up it to 'trillion'.
@videospielesindkunst
@videospielesindkunst 5 жыл бұрын
Robert Slaughter Hahahha
@janesmith1840
@janesmith1840 5 жыл бұрын
Truly the greatest mind of our time
@bobbyjoe9328
@bobbyjoe9328 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t hear it
@xiutxui1689
@xiutxui1689 4 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 4 жыл бұрын
@@xiutxui1689 the video is 30 seconds my guy, you can't find it on your own? Lmao
@RossMasonFilms
@RossMasonFilms 8 жыл бұрын
The use of the word "telephone" is what gets me
@BahiaDoSul
@BahiaDoSul 5 жыл бұрын
brazilians & david lynch: the day-by-day usage of the word "telephone" treffering to a cellphone
@xfilesfoxisdead7979
@xfilesfoxisdead7979 5 жыл бұрын
Couse its a telephone
@El_Hicks
@El_Hicks 5 жыл бұрын
Um, that's what it is. "Phone" is short for telephone. K? Learn words.
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 5 жыл бұрын
APOLIGIES IN ADVANCE FOR ALBERT!
@nomadben
@nomadben 5 жыл бұрын
@@El_Hicks dude chill lmao, we all know what telephone means
@Crusherdub
@Crusherdub 10 жыл бұрын
get surreal.
@thiccolas2505
@thiccolas2505 5 жыл бұрын
Fooken genius m6+2
@wout.schreurs
@wout.schreurs 5 жыл бұрын
Watch movies on a rotary phone?
@jeronimobalcarcel4613
@jeronimobalcarcel4613 5 жыл бұрын
Genius
@SamDavies94
@SamDavies94 4 жыл бұрын
Get dreamy
@samipyabagde5384
@samipyabagde5384 4 жыл бұрын
That's a nice idea for David lynch t-shirts
@thealgorerhythm9379
@thealgorerhythm9379 3 жыл бұрын
I once watched 'The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift' on and ipod nano screen back in the early 2000s. I experienced much less, therefore enjoyed it more. Who's laughing now, David? Well it's not me either. Goodnight.
@octopusexperiment1931
@octopusexperiment1931 3 жыл бұрын
Hey that had 6 days by dj shadow and mos def in it so don't knock it
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 2 жыл бұрын
You think a cars go fast movie is the same as a DL film? SMH
@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553
@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 2 жыл бұрын
@@treetopjones737 OFC not. One is true Kino and the other made eraserhead
@poika22
@poika22 2 жыл бұрын
But Tokyo Drift is good
@pegarange
@pegarange Жыл бұрын
Shut up fascist, Tokyo Drift is a classic
@florentbty6933
@florentbty6933 9 жыл бұрын
"get real" - David Lynch
@RBSmada
@RBSmada 7 жыл бұрын
I love how he's so old and out of touch that even saying things like that seems to cause him physical pain.
@Yoububehahaha
@Yoububehahaha 7 жыл бұрын
Found the manlet who watches movies on his phone.
@vasvas8914
@vasvas8914 7 жыл бұрын
lol, out of touch? he fucking changes TV right now
@santadog9
@santadog9 7 жыл бұрын
Out of touch. LOL.... Someone thinks Lynch is out of touch. BWAAHAAHAAA!
@zopigmincraft
@zopigmincraft 6 жыл бұрын
"Get Surreal" - David Lynch
@WillyJunior
@WillyJunior 8 жыл бұрын
never in a b-trillion years
@duquetteroxx
@duquetteroxx 8 жыл бұрын
*puts his pinky to the corner of his mouth*
@SupaNovaLove21
@SupaNovaLove21 7 жыл бұрын
Bollog Nyessy a billion wasn't enough 😂😂😂
@TheBlackLodger
@TheBlackLodger 7 жыл бұрын
Ffffffffucking telephone
@davidwood9718
@davidwood9718 6 жыл бұрын
Boris Bumlord I just watch two of his movies on my phone last night😂
@JoshToTheSmyth
@JoshToTheSmyth 5 жыл бұрын
He was just that confident
@danielmcgovern5986
@danielmcgovern5986 5 жыл бұрын
You know you're in bad shape when David Lynch tells you to "get real."
@user-dc5kc4gl5p
@user-dc5kc4gl5p 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@user-hk8yp7cw1v
@user-hk8yp7cw1v 3 жыл бұрын
Or like when Arnold tells you "get serious".
@Daruudes
@Daruudes 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackchung6573 that's the joke lad
@Matthy63
@Matthy63 Жыл бұрын
that one time Alejandro Jodorowsky and Kanye hung out at a hotel one time a few years back and *Jodorowsky* reflecting on that encounter was like "...it was surreal"
@Matthy63
@Matthy63 Жыл бұрын
@@thotslayer9914 it's on KZbin, jodorowsky gave this panel interview in France somewhere and he tells this story, and the audience is laughing the entire time at what an absolute weirdo Kanye is and how genuinely baffled Jodorowsky seemed at the experience given he's, you know, Jodorowsky. IIRC it was something like, Kanye heard Jodorowsky was staying at the same hotel in Nice and wanted him to come over for "artistic counsel" or something like that, Jodorowsky has no idea who he is but is like sure w/e, Kanye just sort of vaguely hints that maybe he wants Jodo to script a music video for him or something, possibly, but it's more just Kanye and 10 hype guys of his sitting around staring at Jodo expecting some nugget of wisdom to beam down on them. Eventually Jodo sort of gives him a tarot reading and says something deep sounding that Kanye likes and just like, leaves.
@Agos226
@Agos226 2 жыл бұрын
Important to know that since this video was made he has changed his opinion on the subject. He said the following in an interview for Twin Peaks The Return *Interviewer:* It's new for you to shoot things that will be seen by some on small screens, phones, tablets. *David Lynch:* If you watch Twin Peaks on your phone or tablet, above all you have to put on headphones, so as not to hear other exterior sounds and be truly immersed in what you are watching. But looking at a tablet or computer from the right distance, close enough, the screen is almost the same size, proportionally, as if you're sitting at the back of a movie theatre. So if you're in a quiet, dark room, it can be a good experience. Considering this video was made in 2008, it was a fair thing to say at the time, mobile displays have come a long way since then
@Cade_The_Squirrel
@Cade_The_Squirrel Жыл бұрын
There were very good portable screens back then, the DSi XL has an IPS screen which is gorgeous.
@Agos226
@Agos226 Жыл бұрын
@@Cade_The_Squirrel my brother in Christ are you really watching Eraserhead on a Nintendo DS
@seriousbusiness47
@seriousbusiness47 Жыл бұрын
I think he still holds this opinion, he just thinks if you can set everything up perfectly, you can have an acceptable experience on a phone. This doesn't mean he thinks you're getting the full experience watching twin peaks on a bus.
@nous2025
@nous2025 Жыл бұрын
@@seriousbusiness47 according to op he also didn't even say phone he said tablet or computer
@TEDodd
@TEDodd Жыл бұрын
Setup just right means a phone is like 4-6" from your face. Mabe 12" if it's comparing to a small theater screwnn with a lot of rows.
@hankwicklund2182
@hankwicklund2182 5 жыл бұрын
"It's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your ffffffffffffffffffucking telephone!" -David Lynch
@shirleysonsproductions6187
@shirleysonsproductions6187 4 жыл бұрын
get real
@hopelessent.1700
@hopelessent.1700 4 жыл бұрын
River Hord r/whoooosh
@CounterStrike2002
@CounterStrike2002 4 жыл бұрын
@@hopelessent.1700 r/whoooosh
@topnug7626
@topnug7626 4 жыл бұрын
@@hopelessent.1700 How?
@stupididiot6993
@stupididiot6993 4 жыл бұрын
HOPELESS Ent. You’re such a fucking idiot
@MagicRyanM
@MagicRyanM 10 жыл бұрын
nobody swears better than David Lynch
@C1216MC
@C1216MC 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Pesci, Samuel L. Jackson
@Gypsywasteland
@Gypsywasteland 5 жыл бұрын
cheese productions lol in real life guy not in acting
@MiloDC
@MiloDC 5 жыл бұрын
Negan
@jeronimobalcarcel4613
@jeronimobalcarcel4613 5 жыл бұрын
Shadow Cyborg John malkovich
@PIB2000
@PIB2000 5 жыл бұрын
*FFFUCKING* telephone.
@redmage7716
@redmage7716 5 жыл бұрын
Every time David Lynch swears an angel gets its wings.
@thegreenmage6956
@thegreenmage6956 3 жыл бұрын
333 likes 👌
@angel-gu8co
@angel-gu8co 3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@prettygoodmovies5587
@prettygoodmovies5587 3 жыл бұрын
That’s too many damn Angels
@johnsailorsgoat
@johnsailorsgoat 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@volhosis3784
@volhosis3784 2 жыл бұрын
Attaboy Clarence...
@ZzonkedMCFC
@ZzonkedMCFC 3 жыл бұрын
This is very true, my friend tried to make me watch Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo on his phone with him and I slapped him for being such a philistine. I am a true artist and I only watch Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo in cinematic settings.
@mrleedra
@mrleedra 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. Only the silver screen can do justice to movies like Baby Geniuses 2 and Jack and Jill.
@oceanmew
@oceanmew 3 жыл бұрын
This is a fucking excellent comment
@tylerlipman9564
@tylerlipman9564 8 жыл бұрын
I watched this video on my iPhone
@1985cactus
@1985cactus 8 жыл бұрын
+Tyler Lipman such a sadness
@mconejackson8645
@mconejackson8645 8 жыл бұрын
Get real
@mousehead2000
@mousehead2000 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@maniwani2203
@maniwani2203 5 жыл бұрын
He said not watch MOVIES! It's a 30sec video man pay attention, Get real!
@aziznblues19
@aziznblues19 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Deviltriggerfounder
@Deviltriggerfounder 7 жыл бұрын
"nice cheery music" *ON YOUR FFFFUCKING TELEPHONE*
@xyoshi1212010x
@xyoshi1212010x 7 жыл бұрын
David Lynch should guest in half in the bag
@handgrenade5018
@handgrenade5018 7 жыл бұрын
I want 50 minutes of David Lynch telling RLM how terrible their stuff is.
@invisibleraccoon2416
@invisibleraccoon2416 5 жыл бұрын
Never meet your heroes
@thebreedinghousewife8818
@thebreedinghousewife8818 5 жыл бұрын
No I wouldn’t be used to jay fanboying but that would definitely be interesting.
@BeefMissileband
@BeefMissileband 5 жыл бұрын
I’d rather he guested on best of the worst. “What’s going on here?” “Is that supposed to be a police station? GET REAL!” “Rich Evans, today you remind me of a playful bear cub”.
@petewadesays12
@petewadesays12 5 жыл бұрын
A Re:View with Jay! He does a good Lynch voice lol
@baconace4122
@baconace4122 3 жыл бұрын
The subtle thing here is that he's actually telling people to get off their phones and "get reel".
@MrJaxKnife
@MrJaxKnife 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I must have missed the subtlety because I watched this on my fffffucking phone.
@DillonExner
@DillonExner Жыл бұрын
Well, he’s a proponent of digital, so reels are probably out of the question.
@timstalam
@timstalam 11 ай бұрын
Advanced cinema IQ
@HerrDerpington
@HerrDerpington 4 жыл бұрын
If you're playing Diablo on a telephone, you will never in a btrillion years, experience the game.
@bendover2684
@bendover2684 4 жыл бұрын
I lay on the Couch VR Headset on and do my ish
@lacycek
@lacycek 4 жыл бұрын
Do you guys not have phones?
@elansioso8826
@elansioso8826 4 жыл бұрын
Get real
@tommythecat7752
@tommythecat7752 4 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the best comment in KZbin history.
@diseasefire
@diseasefire 4 жыл бұрын
is this an out of season... April fool`s... Joke?
@Jeneric81
@Jeneric81 5 жыл бұрын
That was a GOAT-level f-word placement.
@jeremiahjoseph2413
@jeremiahjoseph2413 3 жыл бұрын
Then it's immediately followed by the most contemptuous usage of 'telephone', it's glorious
@sick0spherean
@sick0spherean 4 жыл бұрын
Ha I watched Eraserhead on my broken Apple Watch. Get surreal
@nicoautiavlogs7308
@nicoautiavlogs7308 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty awesome, I imagine David would approve
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 2 жыл бұрын
Even worse, and you paid twice as much because Apple thinks you should pay them more for the same tech.
@Connection-Lost
@Connection-Lost 6 ай бұрын
Kid, I was watching movies in the mid 90s by listening to modem screeches on headphones and translating the signal to my imagination
@dubRush
@dubRush 4 жыл бұрын
Lyrics: Now if you’re playing the movie on a telephone You will never in a b-trillion years experience the film You’ll think you have experienced it But you’ll be (ahem) cheated It’s a - such a sadness that you think you’ve seen a film on your... ffffffucking telephone Get real.
@nobody-wk6ej
@nobody-wk6ej 2 жыл бұрын
That "fffffffffff-UCKING" really drove his contempt home. Bless this man.
@BaileySchoelen
@BaileySchoelen 4 жыл бұрын
I love how it starts out pleasant and sympathetic and ends with anger, within a span of 30 seconds
@laser-lemon485
@laser-lemon485 4 жыл бұрын
The only movie I have downloaded on my phone is Eraserhead
@mberk7725
@mberk7725 4 жыл бұрын
Get surreal!
@ewkalt4770
@ewkalt4770 4 жыл бұрын
same actually
@bleachedstarfish408
@bleachedstarfish408 4 жыл бұрын
do you like Bruce McCullough?
@katelinmarie5360
@katelinmarie5360 4 жыл бұрын
I like the bit where the machine turns part of his brain into erasers.
@lsmith145
@lsmith145 4 жыл бұрын
Just watched that on my phone
@enzopires8567
@enzopires8567 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine David Lynch on the Eric Andre show.
@neon_veins
@neon_veins 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my..... Please make that happen
@AfrewSpines
@AfrewSpines 3 жыл бұрын
He would probably be completely unfazed or wholeheartedly delighted, lol
@luciferluv753
@luciferluv753 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Eric Andre starring in a Lynch film. Get surreal.
@ryanspengler4877
@ryanspengler4877 3 жыл бұрын
We'll Be Right Back
@c0l1n_m45
@c0l1n_m45 3 жыл бұрын
David Lynch is into everything weird, but I don’t know how much he would like someone tickling his taint.
@myfilms999
@myfilms999 4 жыл бұрын
This man has the funniest voice ever
@Aalborg42
@Aalborg42 4 жыл бұрын
buy his music... where he sings :)
@zaxypax
@zaxypax 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aalborg42 🎵 Strange, what love does 🎵
@bigstar66
@bigstar66 Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting him to sound like a looney tune
@technicolorserpent
@technicolorserpent 10 жыл бұрын
The moment he first says 'telephone' I automatically crack up.
@AdamTVi
@AdamTVi 7 жыл бұрын
I remember that my friend once watched low res Inception on his smartphone and after finishing the movie he said he didn't like it LOL
@nihilnihilnihil
@nihilnihilnihil 7 жыл бұрын
Adam TV ok that’s one case you probably did experience all the movie had to offer on your phone
@DeadManSinging1
@DeadManSinging1 6 жыл бұрын
Well high resolution won't make that pretentious piece of crap any better
@akaranzo
@akaranzo 6 жыл бұрын
Uncle Fester Hahaha, by pretentious you mean your tiny brain couldn't handle it and would prefer a Transformers or Marvel movie with stuff blowing up every 5 seconds instead? Gotcha.
@DeadManSinging1
@DeadManSinging1 6 жыл бұрын
Wow. What a boring, generic, unfunny and cookie cutter response. Did you stay up all night thinking that one up kid? Never heard that one before. Yes, I do enjoy transformers and Marvel, that's why I'm watching a David Lynch video, fucktard. Though I can't say I'd expect anything better from a Christopher Nolan fan. They all think they're smarter than they actually are (Just like his convoluted, exposition dumps that he calls films)
@akaranzo
@akaranzo 6 жыл бұрын
Uncle Fester Nah it took me about 5 seconds, which I would assume is equal to the length of your attention span. Christopher Nolan is undeniably a great filmmaker, if you'd like to pretend that his films are in fact not smart enough for you then feel free but you're lying to yourself. I'm sure there's lots of even ''higher brow'' works of art out there but Nolan's films walk a fine line of telling a smart story that a mainstream audience can still mostly understand, and that in itself is quite brilliant.
@ARI-vx1ir
@ARI-vx1ir 3 жыл бұрын
He’s sooo right, I modified my game boy color last night and now I’m watching Mulholland Drive on it. Incredible experience, a phone could never match!
@TeaDrinker3000
@TeaDrinker3000 8 жыл бұрын
I've never heard him curse before haha
@pickledegg1989
@pickledegg1989 8 жыл бұрын
TeaDrinker3000 Google 'David Lynch on product placement'.
@nomadben
@nomadben 7 жыл бұрын
TeaDrinker3000 death grips fam
@paulbradley1983
@paulbradley1983 5 жыл бұрын
He swears every time he isn't playing Gordon Cole on Twin Peaks.
@jackfahy2283
@jackfahy2283 4 жыл бұрын
ayyy__donkey I see him swear every time I here her
@mayflower2370
@mayflower2370 4 жыл бұрын
@James Turone No he means cast a magical spell on someone.
@CampLo
@CampLo 9 жыл бұрын
Still one of the best things ever.
@CrunchyWaluigi
@CrunchyWaluigi 9 жыл бұрын
Get Real
@JAStudiosDankestManLiv
@JAStudiosDankestManLiv 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to see you on this video 4 years ago LOL
@andrewrchooven1996
@andrewrchooven1996 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is making jokes about this but this is 13 years ago. Imagine watching movies on a 13 year old phone compared to a TV or movie theater
@cobaltblue2756
@cobaltblue2756 3 жыл бұрын
Now there is a 2k oled on a cellphone... would he change his mind..?
@popkornking
@popkornking 3 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltblue2756 probably not because the picture is still very small, the picture may be more detailed but that really doesn't matter unless you're shoving your face inches away from the screen. You'll still miss details. Also even cheap TV speakers typically produce much higher quality sound than a phone speaker (although you could remedy this with a good pair of headphones).
@Jake-pr7js
@Jake-pr7js 3 жыл бұрын
@@popkornking audio wise you can just have headphones on
@crashyyy4116
@crashyyy4116 3 жыл бұрын
@@popkornking i mean 20 years ago we had VHS and all sorts of awful early DVDs at (maximum) 720p so I think it's relative.
@UsmanSaleemSulehri
@UsmanSaleemSulehri 3 жыл бұрын
@@popkornking and the dumbest argument award goes to you sir!
@JosephEstril
@JosephEstril 10 жыл бұрын
I took my iPhone to the Genius Bar. because it was dead, wrapped in plastic.
@justicevanpool9025
@justicevanpool9025 10 жыл бұрын
It's in heaven now. In heaven, everything is fine.
@andywaynebrooks
@andywaynebrooks 9 жыл бұрын
Justice Vanpool you got your good things and iv got mine
@frankirons9337
@frankirons9337 7 жыл бұрын
Jade gives two rides.
@navajojoe6021
@navajojoe6021 5 жыл бұрын
........................................where?
@venomtang
@venomtang 5 жыл бұрын
Is that like, Bruce Springsteen?
@UnclePutte
@UnclePutte 4 жыл бұрын
Man, he expresses even his disdain so powerfully.
@TheMostAwesomeMan2424
@TheMostAwesomeMan2424 3 жыл бұрын
I just love it when he calls a smartphone a “fucking telephone”.
@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262
@sdjslkdjlsskldjslkdjsl8262 2 жыл бұрын
I love this, he was actually getting so genuinely worked up
@october1820
@october1820 Жыл бұрын
"Get real." -David Lynch.
@billxrl4154
@billxrl4154 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it would've been nearly as funny without the "Get real" at the end
@sebastianfitzptraick7395
@sebastianfitzptraick7395 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I keep watching this clip
@simeonsanchez2789
@simeonsanchez2789 3 жыл бұрын
I love the crackle in his voice. He sounds like a father confronting a wayward son for a DUI.
@AnarchicApple
@AnarchicApple 5 жыл бұрын
The older I get the more I relate to David Lynch.
@adamogilvie8337
@adamogilvie8337 5 жыл бұрын
So true
@vi8246
@vi8246 4 жыл бұрын
Word.
@michaelotis223
@michaelotis223 4 жыл бұрын
Nowadays, I call movies "pictures"....
@Talking_Ed
@Talking_Ed 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelotis223 Film bro
@lukewahl7073
@lukewahl7073 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelotis223 cringe
@project395vermilion
@project395vermilion 4 жыл бұрын
Kids these days, with their ffffffffffucking telephones.
@garrysgreenedout
@garrysgreenedout 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Eraserhead in colour on my Nokia flip phone with one $2 headphone in at my local coffee shop. Doing ya proud Lynch! :)
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't exist in color.
@humanharddrive1
@humanharddrive1 4 ай бұрын
he was so real for this
@jothishprabu8
@jothishprabu8 4 жыл бұрын
*FUN FACT: THIS VIDEO IS 12 YEARS OLD*
@LeavinMyTown
@LeavinMyTown 3 жыл бұрын
Did this video take 12 years to make then?
@ChessQuestionMark
@ChessQuestionMark 2 жыл бұрын
I love David Lynch as a director and as a person
@reservoirfrogs2177
@reservoirfrogs2177 5 жыл бұрын
I watched good the bad and the ugly for the first on my phone because I had nothing else to watch it on, don't regret it for a minute because that instantly became one of my favorite movies
@zaxlorax7605
@zaxlorax7605 4 жыл бұрын
Right. If you don't watch it on a TV or in the theatre you're going to miss all the philosophical essence of a spaghetti western. How could you?
@Harriet-Jesamine
@Harriet-Jesamine 4 жыл бұрын
And why not, glad you enjoyed it.
@reyhbrd
@reyhbrd Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, I made it even worse, I watched Stalker on my fffffffucking telephone
@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060
@tangerinesarebetterthanora7060 6 ай бұрын
I've watched plenty of David's films on my phone. Loved it.
@ghostofkenny
@ghostofkenny 14 жыл бұрын
That's quite the range of emotions in just 30 seconds, much like a Lynch film.
@SpunkMcKullins
@SpunkMcKullins 5 ай бұрын
Rumor has it he's still holding that F to this day.
@tracygalicia7342
@tracygalicia7342 7 жыл бұрын
I just got roasted so bad by lynch. GET REAL!
@DarkEmoNinja
@DarkEmoNinja 4 жыл бұрын
Every time David Lynch says “fucking” my lifespan grows
@InterpretHowever
@InterpretHowever 8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, David Lynch is my goddamn hero!
@dudestylish16
@dudestylish16 8 жыл бұрын
I agree...
@mikeclews96
@mikeclews96 7 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@ianturnbow7011
@ianturnbow7011 5 жыл бұрын
This is still the best iPhone advertisement that I’ve ever seen. Sent by an iPhone.
@MrDeathbyzombies
@MrDeathbyzombies 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking live this clip. It just gets funnier the more I watch. That smooth transition between the sadness for the viewer to vitriol for the phone is so smooth that I lose it Everytime.
@M1kaelJohansson
@M1kaelJohansson 3 жыл бұрын
just finished watching Twin Peaks for the first time on a tablet, glad I didn't disappoint Mr. Lynch
@scarecrow2885
@scarecrow2885 6 жыл бұрын
I love this man, a true artist.
@davidtheguitarman
@davidtheguitarman 11 жыл бұрын
this could be a nice apple AD
@zrinkamatezovic1535
@zrinkamatezovic1535 6 жыл бұрын
davidtheguitarman Err or a cinema ad?
@TheBasaltHorogium
@TheBasaltHorogium 5 жыл бұрын
This should be played before a movie starts at a cinema tbh.
@yellowriverboy5734
@yellowriverboy5734 5 жыл бұрын
THAT’S THE JOKE
@BluJayZax
@BluJayZax 4 жыл бұрын
I love how his anger gradually increases.
@NobodyCaresALot
@NobodyCaresALot 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime I want to see this clip, it just comes my way. Thank you Algo!
@asilvermountzion1983
@asilvermountzion1983 15 жыл бұрын
David lynch does have a great sense of humor. His cameos in twin peaks were awesome!
@theunknownuser9609
@theunknownuser9609 Жыл бұрын
You know you've made bad decisions in your life when Lynch of all people tells you to get real
@everyvillainislemons7583
@everyvillainislemons7583 5 жыл бұрын
“On a telephone”
@Piggy991
@Piggy991 5 жыл бұрын
on a telegraph
@PassTheCemeteryGates
@PassTheCemeteryGates 3 жыл бұрын
I love that he makes short films on KZbin now so it's like he kinda went back on this and made movies specifically FOR phones. I quite like that David Lynch
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 2 жыл бұрын
You do realize youtube is not created FOR phones, right? You can watch on your tv, you can watch on a laptop/desk top, a tablet.
@Stiffkittens01
@Stiffkittens01 2 жыл бұрын
Since when did youtube become just for phones?!
@YPAReviews
@YPAReviews 3 жыл бұрын
Out of spite David Lynch is gonna watch Dune 2021 on his iPhone
@AndreGNSEntertainment
@AndreGNSEntertainment Жыл бұрын
He is not wrong, why so many salty comments ?
@jiro4559
@jiro4559 11 ай бұрын
growing up in the 90s, we had a pretty small TV. I don't remember the TV being small because I was so immersed in the movies that were on TV at that time. Back to the future, Forrest Gump, Terminator 2, Matrix, even Home Alone... If your film is sh*t, no big screen will save it. First time I could go to the cinema was at 21. The movie was sh*t so I don't even remember it. If he says something very convincingly, it doesn't make it more true.
@tylerblair318
@tylerblair318 3 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that you can literally find copies of David Lynch films for the fucking PSP.
@Puffypoo574
@Puffypoo574 4 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I wanna tell him that I watched this video on my telephone.
@amartyaurs3611
@amartyaurs3611 4 жыл бұрын
Me in the year 2051 with my 95 inch iPhone basically a fridge at this point: This real enough David??
@edify7
@edify7 2 жыл бұрын
Lynch will be dead in 2051 and barring any accidents or unforseen illnesses, statistically, I will still be alive. This makes me sad.
@treetopjones737
@treetopjones737 2 жыл бұрын
And it cost you $10,000,000,000 because Apple likes to charge more.
@Dima_Stardust
@Dima_Stardust 7 ай бұрын
With Apple Vision Pro 😅
@garagesale8003
@garagesale8003 5 жыл бұрын
"It's as sssuch a sadness... that you think you seeing a film, on your... fffuckking telephone. Get real."
@itsmedoubletap
@itsmedoubletap 3 жыл бұрын
RLM SNYDER CUT brought me here. I laughed so hard when they played this clip.
@gustavomattos2016
@gustavomattos2016 3 жыл бұрын
Watching a 4:3 film in a shaking bus is the true IMAX experience.
@millabasset1710
@millabasset1710 3 жыл бұрын
RLM's comedy is so cynical and depressing, I love it.
@naoiwatani8402
@naoiwatani8402 3 жыл бұрын
Manchildren might be angry about this, but he is right.
@sporeian94
@sporeian94 Жыл бұрын
Here after Mean Girls is getting released as a 23-part tiktok video
@SimpleVisionVideos
@SimpleVisionVideos 7 жыл бұрын
Im so sorry David Lynch, I watched all of twin peaks on my tablet, Ill rewatch it on tv for your sake.
@DanArnets1492
@DanArnets1492 4 жыл бұрын
David Lynch has stated before that he hasn't made more TV stuff PRECISELY BECAUSE he says the TV is much inferior to watching shit in theaters or screening rooms. He really thinks that the darkness, silence and focus that a good theater/screening room gives you is unparalleled and is precisely what you need to enjoy not only his products but movies and TV shows as a whole. I think he is mostly right BTW.
@Marcrubio16
@Marcrubio16 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly tablet is fine tbh it's quite a bigger screen
@GuilleFrenk
@GuilleFrenk 3 жыл бұрын
@@Marcrubio16 So you're the one that thought you enjoyed it.
@Marcrubio16
@Marcrubio16 3 жыл бұрын
@@GuilleFrenk uh excuse me
@FellishBeast
@FellishBeast 3 жыл бұрын
I just watched Twin Peaks via sticking a fork in a wall socket. Very immersive.
@vanshtanwar3465
@vanshtanwar3465 3 жыл бұрын
Such a sweet voice.
@plzdfet25
@plzdfet25 11 жыл бұрын
“My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.” ― David Lynch
@limbdarkening
@limbdarkening 10 жыл бұрын
This makes me laugh every time.
@jevinday
@jevinday 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA I love David so much. I made the mistake of watching Antichrist on my phone the first time. I actually retained a decent amount of it. I didn't notice a whole lot more the second time. I also watched It (2017) on my phone for the first time, but i was homeless and just trying to watch a damn movie and forget about the world so you gotta cut me some slack on that one haha
@RandalSilvey
@RandalSilvey 10 ай бұрын
This clips is hilarious and I come back to it every year or so for one reason or another. I lose it every time he finally cracks and drops the f bomb. Something to keep in mind is this interview was recorded in 2007 or 2008. The only phone on the market you might even want to watch a movie on was the 1st gen iPhone and that thing had a 3.5 inch screen and resolution of 320 x 480. I'm sure he still hates it but at least you got full HD or higher on the go now.
9 жыл бұрын
Be honest and say that watching movies in iPhone prevents you from gaining more money.
@lmfap79
@lmfap79 9 жыл бұрын
Murat Akçakaya cameramen, make up artists, hairdressers, set decorators, stuntmen. Their work doesn't cost a thing, huh ?
@bps3013
@bps3013 7 жыл бұрын
2017 and not only is this still relevant but Lynch is still the undisputed master. Long may he reign.
@ErenTheWarcriminal
@ErenTheWarcriminal Жыл бұрын
2023 checking in. Do not expect him to die any time soon.
@natisfreezing
@natisfreezing 10 жыл бұрын
beautiful
@Ronam0451
@Ronam0451 8 ай бұрын
We should all have a movie theater at home
@dingus_maximus
@dingus_maximus 8 ай бұрын
Sounds like a good idea, are you gonna fund mine?
@jeffcostello9641
@jeffcostello9641 10 жыл бұрын
He's perfectly right! Imagining watching "8 1/2" by Fellini on a cell is really sending shivers down my spine!
@doofy3111
@doofy3111 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Costello i literally did that lmao, i watch all the criterion stuff thru Kanopy which the only device it runs for that i own is my phone
@Harriet-Jesamine
@Harriet-Jesamine 4 жыл бұрын
This comment MAY just about have been valid in 2015, but I did watch 8 and a half in January 2020 on my XZ3, with Sennheisers and it was the best I have ever experienced the gift of sound and vision.
@pitbull635
@pitbull635 4 жыл бұрын
@@doofy3111 i do the exact same thing on kanopy
@DJGamingSmash
@DJGamingSmash 2 жыл бұрын
The phone is superior definition to the dvd I watched it in, at least Criterion would put it out in hi-res digitally so I can only assume the dvd I rented could've looked better hence enhancing my enertainment value. There is something relaxing about watching a film in the best possible way, whether if it's in a theater or a big TV.
@stanbrule9357
@stanbrule9357 5 ай бұрын
Shigeru Miyamoto: "It's such a sadness that people think they've experienced a video game playing it on a ffffucking telephone. Get real."
@danielthehuman107
@danielthehuman107 Жыл бұрын
He's wrong, but I adore his conviction
@stefano4170
@stefano4170 Жыл бұрын
He's right lol
@YorgosL1
@YorgosL1 5 ай бұрын
Watching sharknado on a phone was a mistake. I rewatched it on my tv and love it.
@yammt3148
@yammt3148 Жыл бұрын
Lol... I felt all the contempt in that "FUCKING."
@sean2914
@sean2914 3 жыл бұрын
I love David Lynch. I don’t necessarily agree, but I love him nevertheless.
@karimmoop9560
@karimmoop9560 3 жыл бұрын
Would you rather watch a movie on a wide screen tv or a cellular phone simply question?
@sean2914
@sean2914 3 жыл бұрын
@@karimmoop9560 my wide screen tv. But that’s not what he’s saying. He’s saying it’s deplorable to watch a movie on a phone, and I don’t think it is
@karimmoop9560
@karimmoop9560 3 жыл бұрын
@@sean2914 every phone has the option to "cast" what ever they are playing onto the tv. There is no excuse now
@sean2914
@sean2914 3 жыл бұрын
@@karimmoop9560 what about an airplane or a car ride?
@MrDeathbyzombies
@MrDeathbyzombies 3 жыл бұрын
@@sean2914 As long as you understand that watching a film on your cellphone isn't ideal, then it's alright. Do whatever you need to do to pass the time on long trips.
@CAPTAIN_D-MAN
@CAPTAIN_D-MAN 7 жыл бұрын
I once watched THE ELEPHANT MAN on a 7'' screen. I guess I need to get real.
@mitchlosborne
@mitchlosborne 4 жыл бұрын
Love the energy this video exudes
@JesusCristo2002
@JesusCristo2002 14 жыл бұрын
One of the best youtube videos I've encountered here on the internet - dispite its short running time, it couldn't be anymore amusing or true (and depressing). The first time I saw this I nearly killed myself with laughter. Although his films are amongst the most odd, eccentric, uncomforting and deeply disturbing - they possess an aesthetic and artistic value that no other filmmaker could deliver other than the man himself: David Lynch - of which whom I have alot of respect for.
@christyjia8449
@christyjia8449 6 жыл бұрын
He was channeling some Frank Booth there at the end.
@shanerollins3736
@shanerollins3736 Жыл бұрын
The more I play this, the funnier it gets. And yes, you are robbed of the experience of watching a film that was built for a 100ft screen when you watch it on a three-inch phone. Watching a film like 2001: A Space Odyssey on a phone is like listening to Handel's "The Messiah" played on a kazoo.
@RupertPeterson
@RupertPeterson 3 ай бұрын
Watched all his movies on my phone. They’re pretty good, he knows what he’s talking about.
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