David Spade’s Best Roast Comebacks 🔥

David Spade fires up the most brutal burns to hit the Roast stage.
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[@leskobrandon3497]

" His Mom has never seen him on SNL because she blinks ." was comedic genius

[@johncho7149]

Brutal lol

[@DanteCold43]

I don’t get it

[@ScyleOrnitier]

​@@DanteCold43as in he wasn't on long enough to last a blink

[@dakmycat3688]

And ashy skin guy looks just like the real Macaulay culkin🤣😂.

[@someAholeComment]

It was the, "he has his father's ashy skin" that got me.

[@jeffreydean5112]

When Rob Lowe laughs at jokes about him, I just expect him to say “that was just delightful!” lol

[@jarmond1]

LITERALLY

[@easygrin1127]

Haha yes thats funny he's soo gay

[@baxtronx5972]

Ann Perkins ..

[@moonknight4053]

He should’ve said “”Pow” after each joke he’d make lol

[@mevestiller]

“She’ll be leaving after the show but her tooth will be hanging out…” lol brutal!!

[@isabelpulecio9476]

😂

[@china_is_asshole]

That was the one for me😂😂😂

[@tontobuzz]

Can you explain this one for me? I dont get it.

[@tontobuzz]

@@dand2760 thank you:)!

[@Kid_Ying]

That ashy skin joke was brutal.

[@EveryoneFknSucks]

Not as brutal as Jimmy Carr's "This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father, that was in 2001"

[@geneowen6200]

Yeah it was

[@thomasgriffin2326]

@@EveryoneFknSucks yeah he MIGHT have crossed a line there lol

[@FisherofMen75]

Yeah it was

[@omegaluck6220]

@@EveryoneFknSucks nah that one is so predictable and not even funny tbh

[@JohnWagner-sf8ho]

"His character was called Soda Pop, because he was 98% Coke."

[@Cheese_crackers]

David genuinely laughing at his own jokes is funny in itself lol

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Especially because of the way he laughs 😂

[@mmingo33]

That Jewel tooth joke 🤣🤣

[@andreo.7633]

Ik under rated hahah

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

I'm glad she didn't get it fixed like most celebrities would. Sometimes tiny flaws like that accentuate a person's beauty and makes them unique. It does for her in my opinion. 😍 Someone having to fake everything to be perfect is slightly off-putting, like the Kardashians or these plastic filled female rappers.

[@rexleidig3412]

​@@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce😢

[@Buttsac]

David’s a national treasure 🫡

[@AffIuent]

🎯🎯🎯

[@Buttsac]

@@CUStudioFilms sir or madam, he belongs to the united states you cant have him

[@zumis1011]

more like National Treasure 2

[@northwestprof60]

If the country is the Sudan

[@gregevans173]

Respect for adding that final joke to the video. That one gets cut out of the compilation videos usually

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

Got to paint Republicans as racists to get those votes.

[@skepticalbutopen4620]

Lol that last joke was the best 😂

[@imtheman4805]

I absolutely loved the last joke. I was ROTF thinking about how funny it would have been to be there and actually see the gun powder residue

[@jenniferwilson6977]

Nikki Glaser was shook!! 😂😂

[@markmac2206]

they always say the funniest jokes are the true ones.

[@jaycuthbert245]

"Has his dads ashy skin" wow that was rough lol

[@marcopl17]

The Peyton forgetting his career joke was vicious

[@motorcyclelad]

Explain to the folks at home what head trauma induced Alzheimer’s disease is…

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

It's almost like this was a roast.

[@atomicwedgie8176]

Peyton can't even spell CTE.

[@user-kx6vk3nj9u]

That was tame.

[@hoyit]

The laugh after it too 🤣

[@Weekend658]

“She will be leaving right after the show, but her tooth is going to hang out” 😭🤣😭

[@paulmccartney3074]

At 3:25 David looks around like that because Pete stole his own joke to roast him with. In the 90s on SNL David famously joked that he used to look like Macaulay Culkin when he was little

[@anonymousinformant2247]

"i haven't seen you laugh so hard since Trayvon Martin got shot!" 😂 Comedy gold

[@jasonsalazar9711]

It was pretty funny when he got shot.

[@vinnyfatstacks1644]

What a closer!

[@peterthelesser8436]

That was a great day...

[@justinnmai8903]

Spades laugh is diabolic

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Yeah, it is. It's great, tho.

[@samanthaalexandramunguia]

The ending tho 😭🔥🤣

[@Eric-kk5bn]

Brutal

[@1destinyslegacy]

Savage destruction

[@akairborne]

Accurate

[@pembrokelove]

I forgot how painful Coulter’s roast was.

[@johnnytransam5894]

It was brutal

[@davidlamb1107]

Jeff Ross laughing at how bad she is at it cracks me up.

[@BP2UTV]

The only person who came close was The Situation.

[@DanStrayer]

@@BP2UTV Dude was terrible. Although I’d throw in Sandra Bernhard from the Jerry Stiller roast.

[@DanStrayer]

Her flameout makes me love Norm MacDonald’s Saget performance even more. He was trying to be lame, and he made it work brilliantly. She actually tried to stick to the roast formula, and looked like a humourless, even more ineloquent David Duke.

[@Mitchaitea]

Davids come back to coulter was personal and im here for it

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

Indeed.

[@user-jq1so5vd2i]

😢😢😢 Unfortunate Biden was an outspoken critic of bussing and school desegregation as a member of congress 😮

[@mq42]

The non-comedians have their jokes written for them but you still need to be able to tell a joke to make it work. Maybe it's because it was unexpected but Jewel's delivery made those jokes great.

[@broken_disco_ball]

I know that Brad Pitt line low-key hit him hard lolllll

[@AndyHoke]

Savage

[@charles9571]

"low-key" 🥱

[@iandurrett8940]

Somebody audibly booing at Ann coulter’s first joke 💀💀

[@951armen]

Ashy skin and travon martin jokes where brutal!!! lol

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

They literally brought Coulter on the roast to paint Republicans as racists. Nothing but a propaganda trap and she fell right into it by attending.

[@geekverve]

That crowd was bound and determined not to laugh at anything that Ann Coulter said. I still can't understand why anyone would have invited her nor why she would ever have accepted.

[@Nick_C1997]

Why she was invited: Rob Lowe wanted people to insult her instead of him Why she said yes: To promote her book and convince people to vote for Trump

[@ragnaroksangel]

​@@Nick_C1997 $5 says Rob Lowe and Peyton Manning both got blowies from her backstage. That's why she was invited

[@JonCombo]

Make the others look better.

[@zero11010]

The format for this is perfect! Great idea creating the illusion of a back and forth. I love it!

[@slshusker]

We need more Comedy Central roasts.

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

We need less political propaganda in our comedy.

[@slshusker]

@Jacob Cantey Have you seen late night "talk show" comedy? It's all political in one direction.

[@Rochelle1985]

So....David and Rob are the exact same age, just throwing that out there, lol. This was seriously awesome, David will always be a treasure!! 💯

[@lisabass7584]

Love David ❤️

[@davidziemann9653]

Love her or hate her Coulter going on there was pretty ballsy.

[@yaakw]

“She hasn’t laffed that hard since Travon Martin got shot.” Anne gives icy look.

[@rockandrollrabbit]

I do hate her.

[@rustinonthevine]

but it was pretty cringy too

[@toddgaak422]

@@rustinonthevine Very cringy. She doesn't deserve a lot of the hate she gets, but she is stiff and unlikable.

[@jerrywoods4066]

And not funny

[@johncook9392]

Jewel is simply gorgeous!!!

[@johnclements9085]

She hasn't aged a day

[@skepticalbutopen4620]

That last joke was the best lol

[@hellomynameisname4270]

Jewel is my dream woman.

[@aristot9642]

😂😂😂 this guy roasted them for dinner

[@vannah531]

The only time david spades smile doesn’t look genuine is the Farley jokes

[@RANDOM-KNIGHT145]

Heres one ☝️ Davids also known for staring in a movie entitled “The Benchwarmers”. Inspired by his role on SNL. Love the guy 👍

[@jeremiekonegni4957]

Man. That was brutal. Lol😂😂😂

[@andygossard4293]

Interesting when Ann gets up there before Hollywood you could hear a pin drop

[@jknight413]

That Travon Martin jokes was nuclear!!!!!

[@raccoonski]

payton manning is so great at comedy, he’s like the tom brady of stand up

[@raccoonski]

@john goody ok, correction, I had to look it up. It was Nikki Glaser. “You’re like the Tom Brady of being in commercials. Like, the greatest.”

[@BattousaiX333]

If you've never seen this with him it's really funny kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmPVkmqfrb2AZ5Isi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH

[@Patriot-Vibez]

Jewel tooth joke was 🔥

[@SVTJD]

The dead silence when that Anne lady told a horrible political joke was bone chilling 🥶

[@Jackson_Hts_Mr_Randy_Watson]

Cold as ice in there!

[@user-jq1so5vd2i]

🤔🤔All Hollywood elites 😳😳 Why expect LESS 😮

[@ericadams214]

Peyton has always been funny af. I remember that United Way skit he did on SNL.. Dude wasn't even trying to be funny, but he was legit hilarious 😂

[@BattousaiX333]

I always liked this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmPVkmqfrb2AZ5Isi=JTFEb9kzQ4qVO3XH

[@jhen8900]

The inviting Ann Colture was a comedy roast itself 😂

[@mskatefish]

This is great

[@lorisheridan7392]

That was awesome!! Lol

[@jsj31313jj]

Brutal was that last minute 😬😬😬

[@no1no1655]

The working with aid(e)s joke 😂 : brutal and funny

[@ItsKennysWorld]

that last one!

[@perrcmanmatt]

someone yelled boo at anns first joke 😭😭

[@jasonlilly9704]

xfatdoinks I did.

[@jondunmore4268]

0:46 -- Oh, wow, all of a sudden Ralph Macchio is on top of the world again these days...

[@LastofallJedi]

9:23 Maria shriver turns into vampire from dusk till dawn

[@ObiWanShinobi999]

Great catch and awesome reference!

[@kungfugiraffe4777]

I love hearing Jimmy Carr's laugh in the background

[@Nati_Native_Noise]

That was SAAAVVVAAAGGGGE!

[@burningmanmike]

You can be having the worst day of your life, but just watching this, makes it worse.😆

[@Th4TGuy1984]

Legend

[@B0L0]

Best part of this roast is how they all tore coulter to shreds!🤣🤣

[@mikemattis1204]

Like what we did to your mom

[@charles9571]

Why?

[@ihatespam2]

@@charles9571cause she’s a right wing fascist like the rest

[@edsalinas9996]

Ann, you were the best one on that Diêus!

[@jameshutchison5774]

I'd give her a hug

[@krisskrop6739]

I give Anne Coulter all the credit in the world for getting on that stage

[@kenopsia9013]

it’s like getting into your own casket

[@Ken_Brooks]

Promoting a book and collecting cash. I just noticed something about her that really has nothing to do with her politics, but she has some enormous ears.

[@dubayujayski]

Yeah I guess..

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

They brought her there for the sole intention of making a propaganda puppet out of her. I know she was trying to get some exposure for her book, but it had an intentional negative effect. She should have known, dealing with Comedy Central. They're so left wing biased it's ridiculous. Just watch one episode of the Daily Show. Trump lives rent free in Trevor Noah's head. He hasn't had one episode in 7 years where he wasn't mocking Trump.

[@kyled7824]

The “boo” after Ann coulters “joke” 😂

[@jjgreen5206]

David is a modern day Don Rickles. He should embrace it

[@AndyHoke]

The old Hollywood Minute bit from Weekend Update was amazing. Going to see if I can find that and rewatch now.

[@anon01]

I think David and Don Rickles are both disgusting

[@unappreciatedtreehouse821]

The best part of this roast is Jewel's dress.

[@breezy-duz-it]

“I guess you just have your dad’s ashy skin” DAVID. NO. TOO FAR 😂

[@dannykent6190]

Your should probably look up Jimmy Carr's joke about Pete's dad.

[@someguybreaks]

These roasts just ain't the same w/o the late, great Greg Giraldo.

[@sebastianrutkowski7316]

his jokes were savage!! loved 'em.

[@someguybreaks]

@@sebastianrutkowski7316 savage, clever and gut busting!

[@youtubepremium2764]

You're right. It's better.

[@ihatespam2]

@@youtubepremium2764what?! A contrary opinion? What a rad dude…

[@youtubepremium2764]

@@ihatespam2 roast for the roastmaster. I'm sure he would have appreciated it

[@inthegarage342]

I love it. I think we need more of the mixed part roasts. We gotta learn to take a joke again. Obviously the crowd didn't agree. Imagine my surprise.

[@CalvinHikes]

People are always ready to hate on Anne. And she always ends up being right.

[@annanaiyaparker5816]

Every time I hear this guy, I hear The Invisible Man from Hotel Transylvania! 😂

[@michaelmitchell6558]

Love it, brutal

[@harveyputnick8186]

jewel is so adorable...brad must wriggle in his sheets

[@bossfan49]

Who? And what does that even mean?

[@jreidtastic]

Everyone was going for the throats in this roast.

[@Landy110]

The Russell Muscle!

[@AffIuent]

Ann got smoked 🤣😆💀 love to see it

[@jonahanngoma5139]

I served rob Lowe at the palm Atlanta I accidentally revealed his identity by dress coding him but he was very cool about it I was a little surprised when the woman he was with paid but actors probably get their cards stolen or photographed often

[@HellOnWheel]

Why do they call them comebacks though? David Spade's bits are from his introductions.

[@Yikesthisstuff]

Was thinking the same thing!

[@ewgays4842]

I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS

[@rorigillmore141]

2:07 best joke for me

[@muhumuzakenneth1894]

Wanted to see the reaction on the ashy skin joke

[@jedlynch2268]

Ann Coulters roast were just something else

[@IfGodWereEvilHedBeMe]

Davidson looks like that giant from bubble boy or lurch from the Addams family

[@ajpreus]

He who sits in the heavens laughs.

[@hayberdasher8625]

This gets an upvote from me

[@omegaluck6220]

David is funny man

[@seankennedy4284]

Love the reactions to Coulter. Can tell immediately who sits where on the spectrum.

[@robi6317]

yeah all on the left except her

[@AffIuent]

I laughed at her too

[@sallysue8176]

I felt bad for her

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

@@sallysue8176 - Said no one, EVER.

[@Suicidal_Soy_Sauce]

She never should have agreed to attend. They used her as political propaganda and she fell right into the trap. Meanwhile, trying to paint all Republicans as racists. Comedy Central is the most blatantly biased broadcast channels on TV. Ann would have done better to just stay home.

[@benriggan5267]

Oooh...the last one😅

[@dwitt4574]

Ann Coulter has courage to get in front of people who don't like her and roast. Hard to watch though.

[@yalibethlosadacosme6330]

This happens to appear when im looking him up

[@Corpsman01]

Peyton sounds like he may be sick, poor guy. Heal up buddy!!!

[@Obake4777]

nationwide song: i think I'm gonna be real sick 🎶

[@brandonmacon3317]

Jewels outfit was banging. Nice bubbly and smooth 😁

[@user-tb1fq5db3o]

Brutal

[@katough]

Jewel makes me feel funny inside.

[@atlascormac6273]

Rob looks brand new

[@lukebell7131]

9:20 lol

[@turdferguson7504]

“Her tooth will be hanging out”

[@fdavidmiller2]

There was a vampire from Buffy in the audience.

[@843Landbased]

He went in on Anne bro

[@ZTrigger85]

Coulter bombed sooooo hard 😂

[@MikeBoardley]

Agreed but I assume those jokes were written for her. I'm not a fan but people at least have to agree it took a lot of guts to even show up to something like this. She had to know the deck was stacked against her from the beginning.

[@craigchapman8220]

Manning killed it!

[@jrodriguez7531]

My jaw dropped with the ashy skin joke.

[@buckmudd8006]

Jewel

[@theslayer8071]

Peyton was absolutely GOLD

[@dylannesbitt8062]

Jewel is hot and funny? A triple threat lol

[@gnawbabygnaw]

Would have been better if the camera was locked down on Jewel. Wheweee