Dawah Clown Says They're Here to Civilize Us By . . .

[@webelongtothelord4597]

David, you should start a new series called civilise me 😂

[@Charlotte7615]

😂👌

[@commenceun]

Or Civilize Uranus!

[@reallyjohn33]

Caveman uses microphone amplifier and speakers to denounce technology

[@markmcflounder15]

yeah...and uses stones to advance civilization and then has anemia from bleeding from the leather strap of the.....

[@chrisoakey9841]

you evil westerners giving us a forum to teach.

[@GWOT_]

Silly Muslims. If not for the west, they would still be herding camels in the desert

[@buddypal8038]

This is hilarious. Thank you sir

[@UnknownsoldieroftheLORD]

🤣🤣🤣​@@markmcflounder15

[@ConsideringPhlebas]

"Allah has sent us to civilize these people... and to enjoy the high standard of living, of course."

[@deaconblooze1]

I tried it their way, but my plumber gets really mad about all the rocks in the toilet.

[@greenbird679]

🤣😂

[@trishabitting8511]

😂

[@dmm6341]

Hahaha😂 y he’s making a fortune on Uranus😮

[@TCSpartan7]

your plumber is uncivilized 😂

[@kristiskinner8542]

Heard a military guy that was some of the 1st to get to Afgh & start working with the ANA & he was talking about how high their expendatures were going over budget & it was for 3 things toilets, plumbers & windows. Because the ANA guys kept breaking all the toilets standing on them/squatting on the seats & flushing all their rounded stones. They were also just breaking the windows out (instead of raising them) because they were starting fires inside their barracks to boil water for tea etc. They started having to setup training for them on how to use toilets & ended up building fire pits for them outside of the barracks. They also built some lil ouhouses with holes in the ground for the guys that still wouldnt use the toilet correctly after training so they wouldnt have to keep wasting so much of the budget on more new toilets & having plumbers come in. Also said they had a problem with ppl there (not just ANA) who wouldnt get out of the road when vehicles were coming/going. They'd tell them you're going to get run over if you dont move to one side or another & the locals would just say "inshallah". And thats what they said about everything damn near, they wouldnt move a cup so they dont spill it if they're going to get up/sit back down it was "inshallah". No thought of prevention, common sense etc everything just "inshallah"🙄

[@zohars]

I love how you guys are like Beavis and Butthead but with high IQ 😂 You crack me up

[@mariomene2051]

Hehehe... hehe... hehehe... hehe... You said "but". Hehehehehehehe

[@IsaiahRowland-jg7sg]

jizzya eeh hehehe

[@bernadettejudd6224]

Ahaha I just made a comment about them laughing like Beavis and Butt-Head, didn't steal yours I promise, I think its also that David keeps his head in a fixed position when he laughs, whatever it is it gets me every time lol

[@MTkr19]

I thought DW was joking about the stones thing until he actually showed the religious text. OMFG this can’t be real 😂😂😂😂😂

[@commenceun]

It is real. In middleastern poor countries, they do that

[@MTkr19]

@ I don’t doubt that people do that when they’re in extremely difficult situations and it’s a shame that they have to. It’s fact that it’s religious text and that there are rules in any religion about how to go to the bathroom in 2024 that’s baffling to me.

[@philippbrogli779]

@@MTkr19 In Islam innovation is prohibited. So it's basically a 7th century desert religion.

[@hopelessatusernames]

Happens to me every time I learn something new about Islam, beggars belief

[@Mouchos]

Wait until you hear that muslims can poopoo toward jerusalem because there's a text of a dude saying that he saw the prophet doing poopoo facing jerusalem

[@Sousabird]

The clip of Ali giving his wife a firm handshake and only letting her communicate via whiteboard feels like something out of an absurdist comedy film. Too bad he's actually like this.

[@EinBärMitBerliner]

Someone should edit this like it is part of a comedy show and spread it. Many people won't believe this is reality😅

[@SSmith-dn9ib]

Yes like a Monty Python sketch from the 70's and 80's😂

[@iohannesfactotum]

I'm not sure that's a real woman It's probably Smiles to Jannah

[@philippbrogli779]

Everybody knows that paper beats rock so who is the civilized one? If they were to wipe themselves with scissors on the other hand I would concede my case.

[@luludee1300]

😂😂😂

[@jamestom2510]

God I love it when AP goes into a convulsive laugh with Dawood making awesome impressions.

[@bernadettejudd6224]

They have that childhood besties vibe don't they 😄we all need pals like that

[@Lord9Genesis]

I lived in Afghanistan for a few years (working with the military) and the locals would clog up the latrines we built them with rocks.

[@GODOURSALVATION.]

😂

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

Taking a #2 must be agony for them, with all that damage from being “cleaned” with stones.

[@Lord9Genesis]

I lived on military bases throughout Afghanistan for 4 years and even shared a latrine with the local Afghan army; they never showered and would bring a watering can with them to "clean" their feet in the shower stalls and pass water from their noses through their mouths (to be in line with Quran cleanliness laws.) I've even seen one leave 💩 in one of the shower stalls.

[@wreyamon4472]

Lol. Did they not flush? Or did they flush rocks? 😅

[@Lord9Genesis]

@@wreyamon4472 in the more rural areas, they would try to flush the rocks.

[@mario.migneault]

Uranus is full of rocks

[@JustAnotherNorthman]

😂

[@lisawise9849]

Dave and AP are so funny together and I love how they put out the facts about the Death cult

[@theNightingaleSings718]

As a nurse, this all very odd. I cannot imagine cleaning a patient's butt after a bout of diarrhea with stones. And how would that work with the women Muslim patients i have taken care of who refuse to wear a patient gown and are covered from head to toe? What if I were Muslim and couldn't wear scrubs? Where do you keep the buckets of stones necessary for this task? How do you sterilize them afterwards? Do you have orderlies making regular rounds to pick up piles of used stones? Can they go in an autoclave? We can't even keep the laundry hampers emptied fast enough. I have constant back pain from 45 years of nursing and back breaking labor. I would probably be in a wheelchair from lifting buckets and buckets of stones. I don't do drugs, but I would have to be stoned one way or the other to continue in my profession if we didn't have that new-fangled, light weight, toilet paper.

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

There was a teaching hospital in the UK in which some of the female Muslim medical students were refusing to wear standard short-sleeved scrubs because they exposed their arms, and refusing to scrub up their arms properly before entering surgical areas in the presence of males. Also they and some of the male were refusing to sterilize their hands with hospital-grade cleaner because it contains alcohol.

[@Baconstraps]

​@@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci that's phuked up

[@Iconoclastik-g2g]

​@@KathyPrendergast-cu5ciThat's why infection rates are rising post op?

[@theNightingaleSings718]

@@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci I worked with a nurse who wore the long sleeves and the head covering, though she did wear pants. But she was worth less than no help at all if someone vomited, etc. When I was a charge nurse she was constantly coming to me in tears complaining about how no one liked her, they were mean to her. It wasn't her religion, it was the fact that she couldn't help with some of the "dirtier" tasks we often perform as nurses. She went on to work in informatics where it didn't matter so much. But even then, the perfume or whatever she wore, presumably to cover up any bad smell, was so heavy it was difficult to be in close proximity to her.

[@oliverduke1173]

Deport them.

[@lilianabracanov239]

😂😂😂just started to listen...they're taking over Saturn 😂😂😂

[@Mylostsock11]

They're eating the rings.......David cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@ChildofJesus98]

For the Muslims that eat ice cream even though they are lactose intolerant, it's gonna be a rocky road 😂

[@cinqxtrois]

😆😆

[@Lord9Genesis]

Hmmm... how does one use rocks with the leather straps?

[@commenceun]

Civilized is when you behave like people from 6 century

[@stevies6294]

I needed a good laugh thank you for this video 😂🤣

[@juanvaldez5422]

They wipe themselves with their hands …

[@ae112]

@juanvaldez5422 They use a pumice stone.

[@Madame_Boudica]

The Koran would make better tp.

[@ae112]

@@Madame_Boudica Anything would be better than a stone. How is it even possible to use a stone?

[@Madame_Boudica]

@@ae112 I have many scenarios running in my mind, none are pretty.

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

Yes; it’s why they must never touch food or food utensils with their left hands. When I travelled in Muslim-majority northwest China I tried to follow the custom of eating only with the right hand just to be polite (people are pretty tolerant there) but it was challenging as I’m left-handed.

[@MCMLXIable]

We just signed up for another year of Artza boxes. ✡️

[@timothymitchell8310]

“ I wanna rock!” Is the cry you here when there are no rock’s available.😂

[@SMILE-grl]

I hope they used smooth stones? 😂😂😂

[@mirelvtl8830]

You kinda need some sharp stones, otherwise you can't dig deep and clean well 😂🤣

[@Mylostsock11]

😵

[@בעזשטייגמןצינרגיה-רפואתמשפחהטב]

Just think of how weird that sermon was for the kids listening - they probably all use toilet paper (taught to by their parents most likely) 🤦‍♂️

[@Razorbat777]

"And rember children; hold your stone in your left hand when you clean your bottom, for the left hand is evil and the right hand must not touch anything unclean!"

[@stevenwelp7165]

...oh, God, hilarious, couldn't stop laughing...priceless "facts"...made my day...thanks!

[@swadams2]

Let this be a lesson, media. They'll accuse you of making them look bad no matter how favorable you are to them.

[@PhilHoraia]

My post, Toilet Etiquette Islamic Toilet Etiquette Question: What are the rules and manners to be followed when answering the call of nature? ANSWER 1. When entering the toilet, one should say the A'udhu (isti'adha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer "Allahumma innee a'oodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith." 2. When entering the toilet, one should not have in one's hand anything on which the name of Allahu ta'ala or any verse of the Qur'an al-karim is written. There is no objection if it is in one's pocket or covered with something. Similarly, when stepping into the toilet, one should not be wearing a pendant with the name of Allah on it. If one has, one should tuck it inside the neck of one's sweater before entering it. 3. It is permissible to enter the toilet with an amulet if it is covered properly. 4. One should enter the toilet with one's left foot and exit with one's right foot. 5. One should recite the prayer "Alhamdu-lil-laa-hil-la-dhi adh-haba 'a-nil a-dhaa wa 'a-faa-ni" when exiting the toilet. 6. One should not talk or sit for a long time or read anything like a newspaper or sing a song or smoke or chew gum in the toilet. 7. After cleaning one's private parts, one should cover them immediately. 8. One should neither face the Qibla nor turn one's back toward it while urinating or defecating. 9. One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water. 10. When cleaning the private parts after answering the call of nature, men should wash them from the back to the front. Women should wash them from the front to the back. Thus, the genitals will not be smeared with filth, nor will it cause one to be sexually aroused by the stimulation of fingers. 11. One should dry one's private parts with a cloth after washing them. If there is not a cloth available, it is permissible to use toilet paper because toilet paper is produced to be used after answering the call of nature. But using other kinds of paper for this purpose is not permissible. 12. One should sprinkle some water over one's underpants after cleaning one's private parts. By doing so, when one notices wetness on one's underpants, one will not feel doubt as to whether it is urine or not. One should assume it to be the sprinkled water and should not fall into baseless misgivings (waswasa). 13. After cleaning their private parts, men should do istibra. Women do not do it. Istibra means not to leave any drops of urine in the urethra. It is done by walking or coughing or lying on the left side. 14. If a man exits the toilet without doing istibra, drops of urine may come out and soil his underwear. Therefore, he should insert a cotton wick as big as a barley seed into his urinary hole, whereby he will prevent urine from oozing out. 15. Istinka means a feeling of being sure and having no doubts that there are no drops of urine left, and one's heart is at ease about it. A man can make wudu' after this certitude in his heart. 16. One should not look at one's private parts or spit into the toilet. 17. One should not urinate while standing unless there is strong necessity for doing so and should not let drops of urine splash onto one's clothes. To that end, one should keep separate pajamas or tracksuit. It is mustahab to enter the toilet with separate pajamas and with the head covered. 18. One should wash one's hands after using the toilet. 19. One must not urinate into any water, on a wall of a mosque, in a cemetery, or on a road. 20. Cleaning the private parts with stones and similar materials is an acceptable substitute for cleaning them with water. Question: Is it better to have separate clothes to wear in the toilet? ANSWER Yes, it is better. Wearing separate clothes for the toilet and staying there with your head covered is mustahab. (Se'âdet-i Ebediyye) Question: I think that a western-style flush toilet is more comfortable to use. Is it permissible to use a western-style toilet instead of a squat one? ANSWER If one, when using a sit-down toilet, can clean one's private parts comfortably and spray from one's urine does not come back on one's clothes, there is nothing wrong with using it. However, using a squat toilet has many health benefits: 1. Cleaning filth is easier. 2. Spray from urine is less likely to come back on one's body and clothes. 3. As one's colon is emptied completely, the urinary bladder and bowels relax. 4. When one is in the squatting position, fecal matter does not remain in the tube along which it moves and is expelled from the body. Western physicians who studied why urinary tract- and colon-related diseases were uncommon among Muslims found that it was because Muslims did not use sit-down toilets. Urinary system disorders, especially prostate problems, are very distressing things, which have a negative effect on the happiness of a family. Men must not urinate while standing, and Muslims should choose (between squatting and sitting) the best one for health. Question: Is it mustahab for both men and women to enter the toilet by covering their heads? Can a woman enter the toilet by covering her head with an underscarf (hijab accessory) instead of a headscarf? ANSWER Yes, it is mustahab to enter the toilet with a covered head. A woman's wearing an underscarf suffices for this purpose. Question: What is the sunnat method of squatting in the toilet? Should one put both hands or one hand one one's cheek? ANSWER The right hand is placed on the right cheek and the left hand is placed on the left one. This is the sunnat method. When there is the need to use a hand, the right hand should remain on the right cheek and the left hand should be used. This is the proper way. Islamic Toilet Etiquette - My Religion Islam If you're in a wheelchair, is it left wheel first? It was narrated that Anas bin Malik said: "Whenever the Messenger of Allah entered the toilet, he would say: 'A'udhu Billahi minal-khubthi wa'l-khaba'ith (I seek refuge with Allah from male and female devils).'" [ibnmajah:298] It was narrated from Abu Hurairah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) went out to toilet, then food was brought. A man said: “O Messenger of Allah, are you not going to perform ablution?” He said: ‘Am I going to pray?’ [ibnmajah:3261] It was narrated from 'Abdullah bin Abi Qatadah that his father said: "The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: 'When any one of you enters Al-Khala' (the toilet), let him not touch his penis with his right hand.'" [nasai:25] It was narrated from 'Aishah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "When any one of you goes to the Gha'it (toilet to defecate), let him take with him three stones and clean himself with them, for that will suffice him." [nasai:44] Yusuf bin Abi Burdah narrated: "I heard my father say: 'I entered upon 'Aishah, and I heard her say: "When the Messenger of Allah exited the toilet, he would say: Ghufranaka (I seek Your forgiveness).'" (Sahih) Another chain with similar wording. [ibnmajah:300] It was narrated from Rafi' bin Ishaq that he heard Abu Ayyub Al-Ansari say - when he was in Egypt: "By Allah, I do not know what I should do with these Karais (toilets). The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: 'When any one of you goes to defecate or urinate, let him not face toward the Qiblah, nor turn his back towards it." [nasai:20] But: Narrated `Abdullah bin `Umar: Once I went upstairs in Hafsa's house and saw the Prophet (ﷺ) answering the call of nature with his back towards the Qibla and facing Sham. [bukhari:3102] As animals are 'nations like us' (S 6:38), do they use a toilet? Or do they have to put left feet first? A Brief Note on S 6:38 Further reading: To Do Wudu Or Not to Do Wudu?

[@Lord9Genesis]

@@PhilHoraia Istinka? Lol 🤦‍♂️

[@Lord9Genesis]

@@PhilHoraia "Istinka"? I saw what you did there...

[@remotAge]

I really don't know how you can wipe with stones and not making your hands dirty

[@kristiskinner8542]

Not only that but you arent doing anything but smearing it around your bottom, fingers & the rock. Then have a shi**y rock ya have to find something to do with along with a shower everytime ya go #2. Not to mention for females a rock isnt gonna work for #1 either. So unsanitary

[@mo_53_married_aisha_6]

The Sheikh forgot to mention this.🏳️‍🌈 Sunan Abi Dawud 5224 Narrated Usayd ibn Hudayr,: AbdurRahman ibn AbuLayla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (ﷺ) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet (ﷺ) then raised his shirt and the man embraced him and began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!

[@greenbird679]

Also, rasulallah applied eye liner and wore aisha's cloths.

[@Tribal_Dad]

🏳️‍🌈

[@NeoNomad2]

And his ancestor, the salesman Abraham, also fucked his sister.

[@Paradisusinfernalis6815]

😂😂😂

[@maikilreategui1271]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrJohnmartin2009]

Scholars suggest Islam is derived from prior belief systems around Mecca and Medina. However, the etymological derivation of Islam is, . . . . wait for it . . . how odd, . . . and never even. We must submit to the odd, and never ever, or hardly ever, or maybe sometimes submit to the even. And that is definitely a civilising influence.

[@maltija1]

So does this guy throw his "used" stones down the toilet?

[@learningone7786]

So what do they do with the used stones? Do they keep a bucket of stones in the toilet? Where do they get the stones? So many questions.

[@BlueFlame-q6s]

They gather the stones and choose nice round ones so as not to get cut using them in a tender area of the body, and later the sl ave, l mean wife or wives wash the poo stones. This is a good way to save money and is back to nature. Islam is an odd religion!

[@brianbouf8303]

What I know is not to play with rocks in Arabia.

[@Adevine369]

Y’all are straight comedy! With Facts! And good hearts ❤ thank you so much for making my pants wet… from laughing so damn hard hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[@leegaul2161]

Free Saturn from these barbaric paper wipers!

[@Quackzine]

So Muslims can enter Paradise by remembering the 99 names of Allah ... Easy peasy! Sahih Muslim 2677a

[@cingsianlun9854]

Hello guy both of you bring me smile my face 😅

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

There was a disturbing episode of House about two siblings, a boy of about 8 and a girl of about 6, who were both mysteriously going through precocious puberty. The cause turned out to be a topical hormonal product product their single father was using to treat his erectile dysfunction, since he had started dating a younger woman. The kids had no direct contact with the product, and weren’t being abused by their father, but the product was so strong the father was passing on the hormones on to them just by doing normal father things like hugging or kissing them, helping them bathe, etc.

[@shredx81]

Did the kids in the presentation all go home and tell their parents what was discussed? “As-salamu alaykum Son. What did you learn today?” “I learned that we should be wiping our bums with a specifically odd number of rocks, instead of the soft quilted toilet tissue we’ve been using all these years”

[@bernadettejudd6224]

I listen to you guys on 1.5x speed and when y'all try not to laugh at your own poop humor jokes it sounds like Beavis and Butt-Head and I cannot quit laughing 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ehhe4381]

Underrated comments: We're here to civilize Uranus!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@wagsbass]

Thanks to the civilising effect of this worldview, i now have blisters on my bottoms. My doctor found the blisters extremely odd

[@gabbarsingh9638]

And remember, December is islamofacism Awareness Month. ☹️☹️❤️❤️❤️

[@kristiskinner8542]

Thought that was last month? Dec is exmuslim month

[@Loehengrin]

Agnostic: I don't know who to feel bad for Christian: feel bad for the daughter Draw your own conclusions.

[@richard8998]

Hi David, can you do a show to explain why Muslims spit on food served to the public? I saw many video clips about such a practice.

[@taurniloronar1516]

Love the song AP.

[@e.h.5849]

What the hell are you guys talking about... wiping one's butt with a ''stone''???? How does that even work? I can't figure this one out. Please help me visualize this process, I have no idea how does this technically work.

[@irelandishsac13]

Yes, how can I understand this without visuals.

[@ayobithedark2772]

You uncivilized buffoon! How do you not get it!? Take the shahada and wipe your butt with a rock

[@boriserjavec6470]

TRY IT ONE TIME AND SEE lol

[@SonnyDelosSantos-y6m]

ask the abdools, their poof prophet commanded them to wipe their butts with stones...

[@penlight5289]

Doing a great job Guys. Keep it up

[@bowrudder899]

Those who live in brownstone houses shouldn't throw stones.

[@LordDigby]

Using stones = true grit? 🧐

[@iv911]

They have for every single shit 💩 a rule 😂

[@Sigurd-r5]

Shouldn't put wet wipes in toilet!

[@markcreemore5879]

Are you guys stoned tonight? 😂

[@yeldaRooBTKAM]

What do they do with the stones after wiping, please? Life got a whole lot better after the sewer system was created and toilets were invented. Then paper was used to wipe, and this paper would break up and flow through the sewerage system. This made it better for people as before this many people died in the UK due to cholera. Tech has its disadvantages but one of them is not due to sewage systems, toilets and paper to wipe your butt. What is this man doing teaching these kids

[@LairdDavidson]

Shows how backwards the Iman is that he's never seen a high tech smart toilet that washes your rear end with jets of temperature controlled water. They also have heated seats, warm air drying, etc.

[@maikilreategui1271]

AP started laughing 😂😂😂 as soon as he made that awful statement 😂😂

[@wreyamon4472]

Funny thing is. Bidet has originally been a European thing. After that, the Japanese started using bidets and water jets to clean their butts. After that, the South Asians and SE Asians, and middle easterners started using hand held shower jets to clean their butts. To think that islam invented proper butt cleaning is stupid. Arabia didn't had water; they cleaned their butt with stones and rocks. Also, i can understand that people in northern hemisphere would use paper because during snowy seasons, its bad for your health to use freezing water on your butt. Although my favourite method is using water/bidet/handheld shower jet for butt and then wiping the butt with toilet paper. This way you use water to clean and then paper to dry off water. This way you also use much less toilet paper

[@Mylostsock11]

You pair are comedy ❤❤😂😂😂

[@johnman8554]

How can he walk the streets free?.. Without 10 body guards.. He has to wear hat and sunglasses everywhere 😂..

[@matthewsmith-ld2ub]

I wonder how indian Muslims feel about this

[@aeron8293]

truly the leather strap of uranus

[@markmcflounder15]

Most Westerners use paper....I guess the NASA conquerors of Saturn go full French and use water (Bidet). I, as a Southern California, use neutrinos........and...................Charmin

[@p.as.in.pterodactyl1024]

AP's laugh is great 😅 19:19

[@Sigurd-r5]

"I've sinned. I didn't take any polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned". ~ Faith healer, Claude Smoot.

[@OMJOVI]

The beginning part of your combo video can be trimmed. You can go straight to the sweet contents that you always provide

[@elmercoblentz9432]

How do people mock another’s religion, when their religion requires a judgment ‘day’ of over two thousand years? If all one hundred and eight billion souls who ever lived ‘could’ be judged by a rate of one per second.

[@AtharaEndolond]

They're here to civilize US? That's rich.

[@mystwolfe7791]

3:57 “children listen to me! Don’t be caught up in tech…… is this microphone working? The little light on the video equipment is flashing. Is it supposed to do that? Okay anyway. Don’t be caught up in the shatan trick of technology.” 😂

[@barraduda]

Just watching the show for the comedy

[@Chi-for-4]

And the most mind boggling part for me is, the mother and the daughter were white American converts not even some Muslim immigrants from some remote village from the Middle East.

[@illustr8life863]

ps. A watch party of Killing Ed: Charter Schools, Corruption and the Gulen Movement in America | Documentary would be appreciated as I would love to hear your input on this topic which is harming so many American children by a foreign culture.

[@BalshazzarWastebasket]

what do you do if the stone you were using fractured during the wipe? do you count it as one or a two? what if you were about to pic up a good wiping stone but sudenly there is a scorpion under it? are you supposed to leave it and move away, even if running the risk of facing mecca while unclean, or you risk it and wipe clamly despite the scorpion? what if you are a young child and havant learnedd numeracy yet?

[@AdamosDad]

Where do they keep the stones. Are they the same stones from the Kabbah?

[@nathanglueck2632]

What does the starship enterprise have in common with a roll of toilet paper...

[@mercenaryknight5419]

Worst of all he is telling this barbaric garbage to KIDS!

[@moneyroki]

This is some rapper, look at how he dresses and how he acts with our hands.😅😅😅

[@UnknownsoldieroftheLORD]

51:20 - 53:30 I wonder how many of those Muslims hearing that left islam afterwards, maybe they just came up with some stupid excuses to justify that

[@davecorrigan3912]

I'm not sure what peoples or jinn owns and operates Saturn, but I'm positive that we should take it over.

[@nathanglueck2632]

The kabaa is made of stones, and has a big black rock in it.

[@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci]

Have you seen a picture of the giant sliver case the black stone is kept in? I’d tell you what it looks like but I’d get suspended from this platform.😂

[@hundtim]

Just my thought.😂 pedos is what they are.

[@Tony-Injection]

*a small black rock glued together by even smaller stones.

[@timothymitchell8310]

One is a lonely number because of his tawheed

[@aureliomaldonado8598]

Sahih muslim 2835 (7152) the people of paradise will eat and drink therein, but they will not spit, urinate, defecate, or blow their noses . They said; what about the excretion of food? He said, it will be through belching and sweating musk scented perspiration. And they will glorify and praise allah as easily as breathing. Classed Sahih muslim ☪️ Can you imagine a million people doing that at once?

[@midimusicforever]

Dawah is the art of clowning.

[@BackToGodSaved]

So how are you supposed to wipe? Or you just don’t… 😂

[@ricetanzania4148]

Great!

[@timothymitchell8310]

Jai and DOC did a video on this teacher and his former associates like the Muslim cowboy and some others.

[@kristiskinner8542]

40:10 If anyone on this planet actually needed anymore evidence of this being a cult that case should seal the deal for them. And as sick as it is, kinda ironic that he was busted during their bs cult subervsion "awareness" month😂

[@thecaseylwest]

I’ll stick to the 3 sea shell method.

[@שון_כבשון]

Cool necklace AP!❤

[@FrederickLumbres]

God bless you brothers may our Lord Jesus Christ shower his blessing to your program

[@insectslayer1374]

Mufti Anas Faqir wants to civilize Uranus!?

[@fancimcguffin2227]

You two cheer me up. 😊

[@ricetanzania4148]

46:00 a job in the real islamic countries: poop-stone-washer

[@aaronwalderslade]

It's foolish to assume that my enemy's enemy is my friend.

[@markmcflounder15]

Oh lord, I'm 10 minutes in ROFL 🤣😂😅

[@barbarasherman4870]

Why the west goes along still?

[@m2chan]

14:50 what a life living in the Stone Age .

[@bambooseragardenista8329]

Why didn't he say they're trying to take over Uranus? I mean, poop, right?

[@christinadelaney9492]

There is a video on KZbin of Obama going on a rant about the problematic verses in the bible. It would great if you could address these verses.

[@EinBärMitBerliner]

This topic was really poop😅

[@dbenjshidzii9324]

Oh western society.

[@greenbird679]

Today I learnt that allah loves odd numbers. alhamdula 😂