Half Price - DJO

Hallelujah half price! All TNG!
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[@Circuitssmith]

Unbeknownst to many film historians, Vincent Price had a younger brother, Half Price, whose acting roles were limited to walk-on parts in obscure sci-fi shows where grown adults rambled about apples.

[@eval_is_evil]

Very well done ,sir !

[@VortechBand]

Punch him in the pussy

[@inlinescreamer]

"I bought a fuckin Eskiman, that's a Mexican Eskimo." How did this even.......

[@Bikewithlove]

I like how the apples hitting the Enterprise at the beginning sound like they're hitting a van.

[@neilomac]

It was Picard's Dodge Caravan. He got it back from the IRS so they took revenge by firing apples at it.

[@eshbyesh]

Thats why his van's in pieces.

[@ThomasJaatinen]

A van with an oldsmobile engine and a cadillac air filter.

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

Those videos hold a special place in my heart.

[@arbhall7572]

because they are hilarious and awesome.

[@nickcarter4006]

The next time someone asks to borrow my amp I’m telling them MY AMP LEFT HOME

[@xiiiDoctor]

Half price. Half price! Hallelujah, HALF PRICE!

[@violetsnape118]

Theta Sigma Eat a Hobbit.

[@voicetube]

After seeing this now three times I have to say that this particular video might be an "unsung hero" among DJO videos. Actually, I am now thinking this is one of the best.

[@JMUDoc]

"It'll knock the balls off a zebra" is my new "it's awesome".

[@robertcornhole5197]

I love that Data voice so much.

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

Oh DJO, doing what you do BEST. Now I can add another episode of TNG to the list of ones I can't watch without hearing your dubs in my brain.

[@TheOkamiT]

Yep, can't watch Force of Nature without hearing "Hay you guise... who painted my ass white?"

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

TheOkamiT Can't watch The Game without hearing "Have a shit, find a weapon!"

[@ThatGuyBrian]

Can't watch All Good Things without hearing "Smoke some more of that styrofoam, bitch. I'm learning the flute part to wipeout!"

[@suedetrombone2019]

Cant watch 'The Defector' without hearing "A cats rectummmm."

[@WrimsAirsoft]

This felt more story-driven than usual, like a concept album by Saga. I learned much about life watching this.

[@mosttriumphantvideos]

Been watching for years. Glad to see the bangers still dropping

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

You're openings are always f****** beautiful

[@andyman8352]

Going back and watching all the TNG episodes is so much fun now... please keep up the great work! I also like how you integrated a lot more of your music into this episode. You guys ROCK!

[@aeronomer8389]

"You half-witted ass squib. You reek of apple juice." LMAO

[@francisbinet4116]

The real question is : "Do you believe in BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?"

[@JunkyardMech]

DJO, I feel you have really refined your techniques over the years - you've been pushing the brink of this style since you invented it!

[@solarrayofdeath208]

Fantastic! You guys are brilliant!

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Did you happen to see a foreskin?" I'm frigging dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Unghhh! Ass cramp!!" 😂😂😂

[@StreetSinner]

DJO knocks the balls right off a zebra! FUCK YEAH! ROCK ON DJO!

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Ah, screw you, Q! Where's the rest of my mushrooms?" 😂

[@filmscorefreak]

I'm over you, eh. LOL never gets old. none of djo gets old.

[@GenericWhiteMale56]

This is on par with Happy In Paraguay, fucking great work you hilarious sons of bitches!

[@TheOkamiT]

"I can prove that seven orangutans want to make love to me!" "Including Worf? Eight."

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

I have loved you guys for about 5 or so years now.Please keep these coming!

[@TheRadrussian1]

ahahahahaha. so good. litteraly had to pause because i was laughing too hard.

[@Darkdrome7]

I'm just so happy that even though there's a massive amount of fake "Bad Lip-Reader" videos that aren't even that funny and even if this joke has made it to actual television shows that absolutely kill the joke with the amount of cringe, I'm just glad dayjoborchestra are still keeping it real with their high-quality content. love you guys, Apple Juice.

[@eval_is_evil]

Agreed. The only good channels doing this are Dayjoborchestra of course and BLR (it's very good,check it out). Others SUCK. Applejism

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

You guys are so critically under appreciated that it hurts

[@bobby021980]

Yay! DJO ST is back! :)

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Get me some baked beans and I'll rub 'em on myself" 💀

[@pockypurse]

"My amp left home..." Lol he sounds so fucking forlorn.

[@PandoraSystem]

"Listen to the great Day Job Orchestra. I'll knock the balls right off a zebra."

[@MirrorMonolith]

“Shampoo is nuts! Olé!”

[@tedtosterone2262]

LOL! I would've watched this show a lot more like this 😆

[@dayjoborchestra]

2 people don't know how to finger a potato.

[@ThatGuyBrian]

Google Lesbians.

[@CaptExpendable]

4 people got punched in the ovaries.

[@xiiiDoctor]

5 people have ass cramp.

[@toxikshade]

6 people don't want me to Halifax

[@Bird76Mojo76]

11 dislikes are Ewoks.

[@muzzlevelocity2012]

Oh my god. So much awesome.

[@Tomfoolery1972]

I tried watching Generations last night. I say tried because all I could think about was DJO quotes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheRadrussian1]

i love how at 1:59 it seems like riker is trying to impress picard with his story and hes stumbling over his words.

[@JustWatoo]

It's amazing, I always breakdown at "I remember when... me and the fish... went fishing."

[@Tomfoolery1972]

​@@JustWatoo Over at Apple Beach

[@Iffy350]

I bough a fuck'n eskimen.

[@OrangeRangerVideos]

It's a mixture of an Eskimo and a Mexican.

[@ListeningPoint]

Fucking made me spit my apple juice all over the monitor.

[@DrizztJL]

Best line of the skit!

[@jackfisk2840]

“That shirt’s faaarkin schtoopid!”

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Last night we had some rutabagas with fried foam." "Ruta-whats-its?" 🤔

[@Moe_DeGrasse]

hahaha this is djo genius I subscribed for years ago, one of your best vids this! thanks :D

[@williambourque6963]

"I'm modeling a dress, it's made mostly of venison. This is the third time that I wore pork pantyhose. My dad wears toffee. Move your fucking motorboat it's blocking my van."

[@csgrinds]

I love these..thanks.

[@jakebullet139]

Love the reference to the song "I wanna play" love that track

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

You ever do acid Mr purple tuna fish? I have, and I bet DJO has as well

[@ReadmanJ]

Any Day a new DJO comes out is a good day for Mankind :D

[@Tomfoolery1972]

Picard's rant at 2:11 is legendary 😂😂😂

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Ensign, seat belts. Uh, rubber bum toy? Uhh, I want some flapjacks. Fuckin' get me some baked beans n' I'll rub 'em on myself! We need fish! Rubber bum. Tickle my bush? Last night we had some rutabagas with fried foam" "Ruta-whats-it?" "ACHOO!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MichaelDodge27]

I am so glad that DJO has ruined certain episodes of TNG for me.

[@badtortoise3338]

One of the best vids! Funny! LOL!

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Ever do acid, Mr. Purple Tuna Fish?" 😂😂😂

[@Dollyfaceangel]

HA HA HA HA! Nearly spat my tea out over the screen laughing so hard......

[@notvalidcharacters]

Shampoo is nuts! Olé!

[@jettozahoku]

That was beautiful.

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

Shampoo is nuts, OLAY!

[@Trev0r98]

What is it with apple juice, apples and apple?

[@Kondo87]

Best video in a long time! XD

[@VegetoStevieD]

God I love Data

[@dayjoborchestra]

4,500 "estimated views" according to realtime analytics while this page shows 3,999 views. (July 3, 7:43 EST) Hey ScrewTube, hire some lesbians to fix your algebra, you can't even get "top comments" to show up in the right order.

[@eval_is_evil]

dayjoborchestra I waxed my bikini with fish hooks

[@bashisobsolete.pythonismyn6321]

In Microsoft Windows, Pi = 3.2

[@indodomie]

keep it up guys . this one is awesome :D:D

[@voicetube]

1:47 I wouldn't be surprised if some DJO fan out there actually attempted to use that as a password (however, most password algorithm systems probably would not allow that many characters… Might still be worth a shot :-)

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Apples! *[everyone dies]*

[@Olysk8er]

Half price, half price, hallelujah HALF PRICE!

[@jaxgiven416]

its fish slapping season in the washroom

[@violetsnape118]

Hahahahahahahaha I love BLR but this is pure brilliance. Seriously the best.

[@bastiboyza]

Love the music, where can i get it?

[@ImpendingRiot83]

Uhh, rubber bum-toy?

[@patrick86806]

it all made sense near the end... is that normal or did i loose touch with reality for a minute? woah?

[@wristofkings]

1:40 is glorious.

[@Bird76Mojo76]

I'm not sure that DJO can ever top this.

[@MIshthra]

Hallelujah half price!

[@niamaru2]

god I love these !

[@trentonlacy6547]

GET ME FOUR GLASSES OF APPLE JUICE

[@wysiwyg2006]

Was really thirsty for some Apple juice watching this

[@voicetube]

Now I bet there are at least a couple DJO fans out there who have, as a password: 251fistamotorboat#fuck (especially if they're allowed or even asked to use special characters in their PW)

[@Aquascape_Dreaming]

The music at the end is EPIC. Did you guys make this into a full length track, or is it just a sample clip? If there's a full length track, please provide a link.

[@buckstarchaser2376]

What song is playnig at 5:23 ? It was just starting to get good and then...

[@GeorgeTsiros]

Never stop, guys, never stop :)

[@AnotherGlenn]

Its fish slapping season over in the washroom. ahaaaaaa

[@p0llenp0ny]

We need some new videos ova heeya!

[@smead7]

I used Data's password at work had to give it to my boss

[@aCivilServant]

3:35 Long time since we had some Apple Beew! from DJO. Time for an Ice Sandwich yer Fridges.

[@billyjackoff]

Last night, me had some rutabegas with fried foam.

[@Imagino1234]

What song is Data listening to at 3:21?

[@dayjoborchestra]

Unreleased DJO original.

[@CaptainLog]

+dayjoborchestra release it because it might blow off someone's tits.

[@nitehawk86]

That song knocks the balls right off of a zebra.

[@an0id]

nawh nawh, it SOUNDS like something.  like, uh, hrm... thrusday, sparta, alkaline trio, or some kind of other"pop punk" late 90s early 2000s punk band,.  its driving me crazy, I KNOW what it sounds like..

[@tehSkinny1]

This is by far the best entry in the #TIBA contest.

[@thENDweDIE]

2:13 WKUK Baked Beans! HaHa

[@dasleikjr]

holy shit, a vid that didn't get dmca'd!

[@MpowerdAPE]

I need another bowl.... then I'll watch it again.

[@danielballbaez4235]

wya.. so much material could benefit from some djoing lately. .i check everyday for new uploads

[@Kleavers]

I think I just found a new password to use.

[@smead7]

I actually used that at my old job and I had to give it to my boss once to log into my computer hahaha

[@metazare]

Little known fact is that DJO videos contain nothing but potential passwords just waiting to be utilized.

[@BlargGargle]

According to howsecureismypassword.net, it would take a computer 252 sextillion years to crack Data's password

[@danwat1234]

I think this video is a mix of episodes 5x15 "Power Play" and that one episode where Picard himself gets possessed. Season 1 or 2

[@neilomac]

I think it's mostly the one where the crew get knocked out and Data tries to convince them they were only out for a few minutes, but turns out they'd been awake for days before and had their memories wiped.

[@mickolszewski2520]

PRETTY F'N AWESOME YOU GUYS, KEEP THEM APPLE'Z UP$Ki YO'z.!

[@Magilla.Guerrilla]

What song at 2:26?

[@Seathasky]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED MORE DJO!

[@arbhall7572]

I would imagine youtubes giving them stern warnings and has threatened all kind of bullshit. The heroes ............ the heroes are coming. Stupid people with the power to flag the entire channel and leave annotations are going to ruin content creators like these guys. They cant even get ad revenue.

[@VT903M]

I need a Wagon full of Toast

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Hey! If you wanna shut your mouth, I'll be happy to -"

[@Qermaq]

I was the opposite of offended. I was enlightened.

[@tasdau]

What is the name of the song that starts at 0:12 ?

[@ThorneDJO]

It's called The DJO Theme, and we used it in Happy in Paraguay

[@kreehomel]

Coincidentally, I was watching SFDebris' review of this episode earlier.