Best of G.I. Joe PSAs

[@martymcfly2857]

NICE CATCH BLANCO NINO

[@andygramajo8133]

But too bad your ass got SAAAACCCCCKKKKEEEEEDDDDD....

[@monsterlovesme]

+Andy Gramajo I'm still laughing

[@a2thee270]

Rick Harrison you been smoking that chumlee meth? thats how all yall lost all that weight, jenny crank diet.. lol much love

[@semonyx]

Sha-mazing

[@BurmudaTriangleTV]

But too bad your ass got S A C K E D

[@conorbowen3360]

"I'm a computah! Stop all the downloadin!" This has been stuck in my head for 15 years

[@IDFArmor]

Same!

[@deadcodex4129]

HEY KID!

[@RichWiiiz93]

sameeeee

[@thewheatness]

help computah :(

[@hiloree633]

SAAAAAME!

[@steventarantino8660]

To who ever made this video I just want you to know that me and 8 friends have been quoting this for close to fifteen years. We know it word for word and it will never not be funny. We’ve always wanted to meet who ever made this. Best video ever

[@xanderson444]

Lmao SAME!

[@X3MCTZN]

We also, mate, we also!

[@tombryson2511]

Bro same!

[@Sakurachans28]

I get so mad when people don't know what this is 😅

[@jeanwagner1977]

IHACAAB

[@dermeme-kanal8628]

Dude the kid slipping in the ice going “OH FAWCK!“ Gets me every time

[@crazeefingas33]

Aw raight give ‘‘em the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

[@Dawg2005]

That and "i want someone to take me to the hospital" has ruined me since my formative years lmao

[@Der_Heilige_Toaster]

Oooooooooooohhhhhh

[@VibeXplorer]

Best moment of the whole montage!

[@smelltheglove2038]

Get that kid off my ice you f’in wankahs!

[@Kaeseman]

"alroight give em' the stick... DON'T GIVE EM' THE STICK" "you're not my dad" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@adampage593]

I yell this at people to assert dominance

[@junomint9598]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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[@C33dis]

OOOOO G.aYYJOOOO

[@jacobrodriguez8572]

I yell this too...

[@missa9030]

My coworker and I say this to each other daily

[@imstoned6]

"I want someone to take me to the hospital." "You sure bout that?"

[@campinginalaska]

You shoboudat

[@ImageLimestone]

@@campinginalaska i say that at work a lot

[@mauigio]

@@ImageLimestone same here, when someone gets the reference, i go, OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@cedarwho7]

Ba bada ba

[@koreanpathfinder]

Because hospitals are expensive?

[@OrignalRecipe92]

The goddamn firefighter gets me EVERY time

[@LladyDisturbed]

OrignalRecipe92 rofl YES!

[@JorgeMendez-rt3co]

you thcooking?

[@almason253]

It's the scateboarding one that does it for me. "Look at all your different colored hats!" Never laughed so hard.

[@jondoe4sho]

Oh, I don’t ownnnn, a pickle.... I just wanna ride my Motor-Cy-cle

[@realitymegabites4816]

OrignalRECIPE92 Pork chop sandwiches!

[@Sakurachans28]

The fact this video is still on KZbin give me a tiny smidgen of hope for the future. Thank you, everyone responsible, for keeping this precious piece of history preserved for all time.

[@anhumblemessengerofthelawo3858]

The fact that this gives you hope for humanity makes me fear the worst

[@smelltheglove2038]

Hey, you’re not my friend.

[@Sakurachans28]

@@smelltheglove2038 hey are you Buzz Lightyear?

[@chrisevil7012]

Ah yes, the early 2000's were a lawless place. thanks for maintaining the precious archive of the early days of the internet.

[@englishatheart]

2000s*

[@mcdonkey500]

@@englishatheart I'm sure he appreciates you fixing his incorrect apostrophe two years later. You're really making a difference with your life.

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

It's was like the wild west just internet edition and more hilarious.

[@ItsButterBean1020]

That fucking PowerPoint ass opening

[@gastonbell108]

-early 2000s --early days of the Internet you serious, child? That was after the dial-up era.

[@alexhaxan]

like 50% of it is unintelligible but it's still so funny omg

[@meowistforlife]

W. Lee even some of the stuff you can understand makes no sense

[@scribblypibbles4129]

Don’t forget your sandwiches!

[@phyrr2]

Back then people appreciated random, nonsensical humor more. It's the stuff you pull from your ass that sometimes shines the best. It was like doing improv but the internet way.

[@ContingentCG]

@@phyrr2 You did a back then on a back then. It's a (back then)^2. Just shows how time passes when the remakes/parodies are old.

[@alexhaxan]

@@ContingentCG God I feel so fucking old now

[@joedurm7427]

"Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?" - Puts me in stitches every time.

[@Weedandbombs]

johnny, do ya play baseball?

[@powerofme7144]

It’s like I’m looking in a mirror

[@PhthaloType]

To this day, my standard response to any kind of confusion is "dockside bars?" No one ever gets it...

[@qnteban]

That soft, innocent way he says “help computuh” gets me every time

[@dena81]

I done running gets me

[@insanitist]

=(

[@dvidwayne1192]

Hey kids, stop all the downloadin'!

[@DLoyaL902]

Did u see the action figures that were released ??!!!

[@RoachDogggJR]

The phrases "help computer" and "porkchop sandwiches" are hardwired into my brain and vocab

[@chefbruhardee7015]

"Alright, give him the stick!" *"DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"*

[@snesfan8935]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@galenhart]

“Do you know my dad?”

[@suannwitt]

@@snesfan8935 G.I. JOOOOOOOOE!

[@coreytaylor447]

love the native guy who isnt even speaking english but everyone pretends to understand him and then responds in english

[@Rainmanthereal]

So freakin funny !!!!! My eyes are tearing

[@nancyfelix9633]

That's Spirit.

[@harrish.r430]

he's speaking navajan

[@BlackBearNE]

It’s such a wonderful experience here with him.

[@MesserXxomby]

@@harrish.r430 what is he saying? i am stupid white man

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

2:08 the random “OOOOOOOOOOO” will never not fuck me up

[@chiefkeef74]

512, Radio Graffiti

[@hellacatsFB]

it's been 15 years, and i still can't make it two minutes in without tears of laughter streaming down my face every time

[@misero6130]

It really is timeless

[@hellacatsFB]

​@@misero6130 it's such a wonderful experience here with the Indian

[@mac1bc]

​@@hellacatsFB *Native American!

[@shaidyn8278]

Nine years later and I still laugh when I watch it.

[@cloudstriker3972]

Same

[@jebvoorhees125]

This is the first time watching this in over 12-13 years. I laughed so hard I had to pause to breath.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Same. Can't even smoke, laughing too much.

[@benjaminfoster6696]

Literally crying on the Indian one.

[@jebvoorhees125]

thanks for the E.

[@ChromeTecNina]

I stumbled across this looking for some actual psa's from the old cartoon just now. I'm crying so hard it's just so funny

[@LTR1420]

Hahaha same. I remember watching all of these on Ebaums when I was like 14.

[@philv2529]

I saw these things back in the early 2000's and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. Unfortunately most of my friends do not have my sense of humor and think they are just dumb.

[@philv2529]

Oh and pork chop sandwiches is the best, followed by take the stick don't take the stick.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

Luckily I had friends who all loved this kind of stuff when this was relatively new (watched on Ebaums World, of course). At least with the internet, you can find all us weirdo's who find this shit still funny after all these years. I was an 17-18 year old when I first watched it, still funny as a 31 year old.

[@philv2529]

The Fat Turtle they are even funnier if you grew up actually watching the originals on GI Joe.

[@Sir_C_]

Yeah, this video (along with MANY others) are only funny to those who originally viewed them back when "funny" was low-res videos of people getting hit in the dick. Don't get me wrong, I STILL like watching people get hit in the dick...But only if it's a .gif, and presented as a cascade on a singular website.

[@ericdunn9001]

Back when Ebaumsworld and newgrounds (beebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!) had hilarious stuff

[@perdedoronline]

"Pork chop sandwiches" still has me 💀 even in 2020😂🤣😂

[@Haruspell]

MY DAD USED TO SHOW ME THAT ALL THE TIME AS A YOUNG AGE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@forg0tin397]

Man did that smell good.

[@evilstereofairy]

Still lmao after all these years 😂

[@smelltheglove2038]

The best part is when the kid asks the Indian, “you didn’t take anything from my tent did you?”

[@Shoutatclouds]

2023

[@whoizmdot]

every once in awhile i have to come back and watch this

[@ItsJacobyay]

marcodeangelo been 9 years lol

[@boabysands123]

Yeah. It's only been one or two years for me this time. Just decided I better download it with the way things are going on the internet. "What's up dawg?"

[@broncosbreaks]

Today is my once-in-a-while

[@Vaporvice84]

Saw these on ebaumsworld around 2001-2003. My friends and I are still quoting them today.

[@misterfung]

Those were the originals! Blew our minds!

[@mauigio]

tylerdurden3891 Oh no kiddin..its one of those sacred tests, like Ariplane, Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Back to School, Office Space, 16 Candles, Point Break, Scarface, Star Wars, Schwarzenegger, Step Brothers, Zoolander, the Simpsons, Family Guy. Basically you don't know these, then we're not friends Captain: Ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain: Ever …seen a grown man naked?

[@arctorusmedia]

tylerdurden3891 This was what we had back then. This, the weird shit on Newgrounds and Joe Cartoon.

[@Ogasso]

Time flies comrades 😊

[@virginiaclarke6518]

Same!

[@lukejamesbgn]

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!" hahaha classic!

[@barristanselmy2758]

Get the fuck out of here you stupid idiot! Get the fuck out!

[@ericmoise1271]

ive been saying that my entire life and if a girl gets the reference without me showing her im gonna marry her

[@zdoggzero6595]

Didn’t expect to find you here, crazier things have happened while looking at old memes at 2am though

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@barristanselmy2758 My GOD did that smell good.

[@drrockkso8882]

The early/mid-2000s were such a golden age of weird internet humor like this. I mean people still make oddball jokes on the internet today but it's usually just lazy, low-effort memes and gifs and shit like that. The amount of work and committment people used to put into surreal internet comedy like this back in the day was really something else, especially considering how non-user-friendly most editing software was at the time.

[@redi6]

totally agree. someone at work mentioned these PSAs on a teams call today, I hadn't watched these in at least 10 years. I'm old enough to have been around when these first came out. the old internet was full of amazing offbeat bizarre humour like this.

[@jonnyturtleneck7153]

Tom green oddball

[@kenthknicket6500]

oh fuck I miss YTMND

[@mangokungen]

For real

[@DomTVdotTV]

oh yeah, I'm sure they had a team of writers working around the clock to make this 🥴

[@Jacquibim]

"You know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire" I don't know why this is so god damn funny.

[@heynowww.]

Jacquibim lmao i started reading that the same time that dude took off his helmet

[@phyrr2]

That one was always my favorite.

[@AbandonedVoid]

I didn't laugh the whole video until that one, and then I laughed so hard for several minutes. I haven't laughed like that in ages.

[@itsfreerealestate6747]

Porkchop sandwiches!

[@JC-11111]

Sounds like something Chump would say 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BaldBearded101]

One day I will die. But this will always be somewhere on the internet. Always. It is eternal.

[@lizsmusic111]

💖

[@Gliitched]

I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOTORCY.....CLE

[@carusher6681]

Lol, that’s the best one.

[@LeSoullessOne]

I don't wanna dieee...

[@mattcoker1385]

“Maan imboutapressabuttawhataputa maan!”

[@TinyVio-Lynn]

“I just stick it, flip it, and see ya later, bye!” I still say that line to this day.

[@rapunzelagain]

Oh man, I remember watching these on the Ebaum's World website. Years before KZbin existed.

[@scoobydoobydoooo]

Fuck, I actually remember that. So weird to think back on.

[@purplesodapop]

Ebaum's world, AlbinoBlackSheep, and YTMND were like the foundation of my introduction to the internet.

[@barbaro267]

BODY MASSAGE

[@violettheory]

These had me laughing so hard at one point that I couldn't breathe. That guy in the underwater buzz lightyear suit gets me every time.

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

If I had been in that water... dead

[@zachsmith1731]

Hey aren't you buzz lightyear?

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I love your movies

[@betterthanyesterday3912]

That guy in the green coat and hat was actually giving some pretty solid advice that only an adult can give. Trying to save the kid some time, money, and embarrassing moments. Then realizes "he's a kid and he needs to find out some of this stuff on his own." Great bit.

[@betterthanyesterday3912]

I wrote this 3 years ago, glad people liked it.

[@HermanManly]

Man, the ice skating one is just SO PERFECT. From the "Last one there's a penis-pump" to the "AW FUCK". It's a masterpiece. The best of it's kind! 6/10 -IGN

[@gmjunky87]

Definitely!.

[@acktionjackson666]

I forgot about the Reggae one and that shit caught me off guard. I fuckin spit my drink out!

[@MrFluidRock]

Bottaweyat imma get the bus ridah, bottaweyat juwanna get the bus RIDOH!!

[@stevenaguilera9202]

"Alright, give him the stick- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK !" "Do you know my dad ?" "O0o0ooo0o0o0o0o0oOO0o0o0o0o0Oo0o0o" LMFAO

[@amberlykd]

UHHHHHHHHHHHH. I say this daily at work.

[@stevenaguilera9202]

+Amber Nicole and what do your coworkers say ?

[@bobsaget2762]

+Steven Aguilera who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[@ambeaux4d]

+Steven Aguilera they laugh and join in with a Porkchop Sandwiches comment. I showed them the video, of course. How could anyone not think this is funny? :)

[@stevenaguilera9202]

Amber Nicole Luckily, they understand this humor; the coworkers I used to work with would have been dumbfounded lol

[@birdy369]

These were memorized & recited in my house for many MANY years. Still are when the siblings n sht get together. These are the epitome of comedy for my teenage self and nothing has come close to entertaining me that much since.

[@supraguy4694]

I tell my brother "That's my money" all the time

[@yourmomisthegameandimalrea8518]

the early 2000's was the weirdest shit ever

[@GarethJason]

But it was good shit. 👌

[@slipperyseagoose919]

This was mostly what was on the radio.

[@smokejc]

you sure 'bout dat?

[@damienriffle8494]

you mean the 80s

[@Kjersten_w]

Damien Riffle i think they're referring to when this was uploaded

[@TsundereSupreme]

8:34 "Hey aren't you Buzz Lightyear?" "I love your movie."

[@Polaroidon]

I've kinda been saddened by the fact that not much seems to make me laugh anymore these days, but this literally had me laughing until I had tears pouring out of my eyes and I couldn't breathe. Thank you so much for this.

[@captainangel1078]

Your telling me these ARENT the original PSAs?

[@captainangel1078]

@Hello Newman No, who would have thought....

[@santorashane]

"Just dying to get my cigarettes" 😂

[@blastofo]

I don’t know why that one was so damn funny to me.

[@realtalk7832]

That was the only line that made me even remotely crack a smile in this video and I don't even smoke.

[@adannielsen2442]

@@realtalk7832 you have a heart of concrete

[@McDiz]

You know a "Best Of" series is good when it contains every piece of original material. These videos defined a good portion of my teenage years. You all feel the same way.

[@Xamsims]

Remember watching these back in highschool, still friggin hilarious.

[@kalemmackey2917]

Alyssumi Hey Homestuck!

[@jaydem4862]

“GAME OVER YEAAAH!” I’m happy someone else caught that off Sega Rally back in the day

[@AlanFlint777]

Give him the stick... DOOONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

[@mellowandjello]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@NRobbi42]

Ah yes, my documentary Toe Hoes for Ghost

[@SpankoSaurusRex]

Alan Arden "Do you know my dad?"

[@defyingglory]

Alan Arden Hahaha my fave!

[@Harvick1]

"You didn't take anything out of our tent, did you?" *ded*

[@FumblsTheSniper]

If I’d been in that water... ded

[@finnainsley9088]

holy cow im totally going so fast-AH FUCK!

[@crystallastname9675]

I can't believe you've done this.

[@JohannGambolputty22]

I feel proud to know growing up in the 80’s as a huge GI Joe fan, having watched every episode and stupid PSA multiple times also watching these PSA remakes over the years, that I will always find these way funnier than anyone younger than me who didn’t. You had to be there to truly appreciate these.

[@ChrisCa1601]

"Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."

[@RetroFan]

I remember when me and my friend watched all these years ago on Ebaums World.

[@phyrr2]

Ebaums was the best. Back in the days of AlbinoBlackSheep and Threebrain.

[@JH-dr4xo]

Same

[@seemeno1]

same, dude. i miss those days, but at the same time... media has improved. it just needs a little nudge back into classic dubs and animations. that way, we will see the good ones quicker on the new improved platforms. i don't think KZbin will make that nudge, though.

[@orkz7258]

Course they won't they ban everything that isn't 100% made by its creators. Nudges won't help. Blame the big studios and producers I do, lost a lot of good music vids, comedy vids like this, reviews and mashups.

[@AG.Floats]

Yess

[@Gormelious]

I'M A COMPUTA

[@glitchmaster2672]

Help computer...

[@BeerDad69]

Stop all the downloadin

[@Iguana-Power]

+BizarrePumpkin I don't know much about computers, other than- other than the one we got at my house, my mom put a couple games on there and I play em

[@sebascc007]

Stop all the HAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RedCount99]

Why is it when i started scrolling down the comments and saw this one this clip started

[@smcgilli34]

Ten years later, and this is still freakin hilarious!

[@DarkMoon1991]

I saw the Jamican one before this collab was made but I cried with laughter at the burning house one at 2:12

[@Skullinaut]

Daft punk! 2:14

[@docsdomain]

"Look at all your different colored little hats." "Who wants a body massage?"

[@docsdomain]

Last one there is a penis pump.

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

Quote number 4

[@warren218]

You're not my friend.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Hey, aren’t you Buzz Lightyear?” 😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"Hey kid. I'm a computer."

[@Tkostelak]

Indisputably one of the best compilations ever put together.

[@pikabluebear9941]

7:50 Skateboarding sounds are ripped straight from Tony Hawk Underground 2!

[@Chaos447]

game wasnt out yet

[@SoulNoodle]

My favorite is the Native American dude where you have no idea what he's saying, but you have to listen cause it sounds so important.

[@Nico-rr5co]

I have just one question for everybody: Who wants a body massage?

[@dreday312]

Nico me

[@georgestarkey5448]

Body massage?

[@Kratos58gt]

Mr. Body Massage Machine. GO!

[@goroakechiz]

Mr. Body Massage machine, *GO!*

[@Willow6426]

I thought he said bottom massage-

[@Destort]

alrigh give him the sticDONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

[@ethandoesathing2711]

HappinessFactory You know my Dad? OOOOOOOOOH--

[@jamesfield2442]

Best one

[@LuffyBlack]

Such a wonder experience with the indian. That had me crying laughing

[@raycadbury]

"auriught giv em the stic-*DONT GIVE EM TEH STICK*" "do you know my dad" "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

[@zzman305]

One of the things I love about these videos today is the pure mystery that comes from watching them. These pre-date the creation of KZbin, and we really don't know much about their creation besides that they were created by some graphics artist named "Eric Fenser" in early 2003 (possibly even earlier). They were originally passed around via VHS tapes and USB sticks in college dorms before eventually some found they're way on Ebaums world. Beyond that we don't know if they're all just gibberish, inside jokes for other people, or actually referencing something. "Eric Fenser" appears that it might actually be a stage-name or pseudonym, so the identity and creation of these videos is unknown. Its like some sort of ancient artifact of internet history. They just sort of.....exist....

[@Rurne]

Nah man, he’s from the Chi and was a contributor to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Good Job! He also did some spot work on Sealab 2021, but his pal Doug Lussenhop really was a guiding hand in getting him onto the Adult Swim circuit. This isn’t new information, but yeah, the early 2000’s definitely saw a reclusive explosion of oddball creativity that seemed like a fever dream (and/or a hallucinogenic wasteland).

[@dasovietunion3370]

5:57 why was he hiding in the pond with those kids?

[@AKaudio]

the robot sounds get me!!!

[@Marth8880]

Why are you not?

[@yungjc2]

Da Soviet Union well, you know.

[@Layde_Nyx19]

When he came out of the water my first thought was “THOSE KIDS PICKED THE WORST POSSIBLE POND FOR SKINNY DIPPING”

[@RA-jm6qd]

Because his name is Joe Biden, creepy uncle Joe knows no bounds.

[@YungCortex]

I’ve been saying “ hey kid ima computer , STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN!” For like half of my life now looool

[@demoasim]

The one with the boat is the best part. "Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?"

[@Whitebeardcrewmate]

*i love your movies*

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Orange vests are for pussies”

[@coffeecomics3583]

Are you in the Army?

[@FriendlyNeighboorhoodWildFan]

*Mech suit noises*

[@timberwolf27]

when he screams you can tell its " *Im not buzz lightyear!* " lolol

[@googleygareth]

Oh ah dont wanna dah... I just wanna ride ma mottah cye... ...cle.

[@DysnomiaFilms]

Arlo Guthrie

[@LibertyLou_]

🇺🇸LMMFAO!

[@carthag]

oh,wwhadont wanta pickle; i just wanna ride my moterciccle

[@silenttvshka]

@@carthag what the hell

[@tegustajazz]

10 minutes of pure win. I remember seeing these dubs yearssss ago, revisiting them now is terrific. Porkchop sandwiches, get off my ice, motorcycle, all classics of internet humor.

[@JamesCorbettMusic5000]

Revisit them again now

[@bigspence6898]

“You not cook-ing”….”ya dude”…. I’m dead 🫠

[@sortilegus]

Susie don't forget your sandwiches! That I made you! Sandwiches!

[@Amenomihashira]

Look at all your different colored hats!

[@klibs8]

love the tattoo

[@asadd2]

8:06 "oh hey what´s up Mrs...Mr. Lufitty!" Priceless.

[@upokesack2]

Look at all your different coloured haaaaats

[@random__itch]

Hey watch me ollie!

[@jennykhvan3270]

Today is January 14th, 2021. I turn 30 in 4 days. I first found these clips when i was 15 and let me tell you.. IM STILL LAUGHING JUST AS HARD AS I DID BACK THEN. I NEEDED THIS. THANK YOU OP.

[@coconuthead1361]

"Hey man you know how everyone goes to sleep feeling pretty good thinking everythings okay and then they wake up the next day and they're on fire"

[@rockah12]

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast- OH FUCK!

[@rockah12]

Myreal Namehidden Give him the sti- DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

[@spiderprint]

OOOooOOOOoooooOOOOoOOO

[@uziraptor5122]

Oh my god I read this just as that part played what the hecking heck

[@rockah12]

JoJo's Mild Travel i'm a wizarrrrrrd

[@fernandoinouye8243]

+JoJo's Mild Travel same with me XD

[@sup2069]

"Give'em the stick...DONT give'em the stick! Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!" Tears of laughter have flown this hour.

[@moesuave1992]

2024 and I’m still here

[@theblacksheep1000]

If you grew up between '84-'92 you are laughing your ass off right now at these!

[@what8450]

i was born in '05 and this video tore me to shreds, i find it hilarious. i think it's funny for everyone but i do agree that 80's kids might have more of an attachment to it

[@NexusSomnia]

The ending of the Help Computer one will be the death of me

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

My dad, sister, and I will still recite that one and the porkchop sandwiches one to this day. 'Hey kid!'.....'Aaahhshdhdisirbtbtiwiiywyywjqbfb'.

[@gattiyon]

" I dont wanna die - I just wanna ride my motorcy.....cle "

[@crxpirate]

this classic must be preserved in the United States National Film Registry. MASTERPIECE

[@Will-Xaru]

Every time I get high I always have to watch this video for old times sake. Ah, so good. First time I watched this I almost died.

[@spambamkeija634]

I'm doing this right now😂😂😂😂

[@FryingPan1812]

10/10 Would Porkchop Sandwich again.

[@CorgiScarab]

Ohhhhh I don't wannntt a pickle. I just wanna ride my mooooooootorcicle. And I don't wanna die! I just wanna ride my motorcy. Cle.

[@BrianTakle]

Body massage!

[@msmary11]

Brian Takle body massage machine GO

[@LouieHocotate]

1:46 the iconic memes beginning.

[@LittleSkippySkitty]

words cannot explain how much i worship this video

[@dirkbastardrelief]

Yeah there’s something special about them. The sense of humor is unique, which is weird, since all anyone does on the Internet is imitate…

[@DaekoTan]

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[@spiderprint]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@kurtu5]

amaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh, a watching di people rush di door like harbour shark, so come fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus ride sunshine deh yah a time fi di bus rid fun time deh yah a time fi di bus ride

[@josephneyland7604]

Scrolled until I found this! My favorite one.

[@miktuner784]

Time stamp?

[@twiggythetorterra9643]

Mik Tuner 3:12

[@buddymeemo1]

Me and my brother used to watch this all the time and laugh so much. Still quote it every now and then. Still great 15 years later. Pork chop sandwiches!!!

[@astrofox1155]

1:45 - 3:01 makes me laugh every time. The thing that makes these videos so hilarious is watching the actual PSAs before then watching this.

[@99Cv]

My friends and I were always quoting these through high school. Now as grown adults you'll randomly here these thrown in every so often lol. This stuff is golden!!

[@adamthesavior5616]

detect it did you know goin and you tell me do things i done runnin

[@MopeyN]

I always thought the R on the hat stands for retarded :(

[@misterblank6158]

[ultra gay voice] "Look at all your different colored hyats!"

[@FastHands1504]

I expected more Body Massage comments.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Mr. Body massage machine GO!

[@SolsticeX47]

9:05 1...2......3 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@GarethJason]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..uuu....uuu... okay you won.

[@SolsticeX47]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@GarethJason]

Body Massage Machine, GO!

[@_hootjohnson]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@rturae]

@@_hootjohnson GI JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@maatticus]

Because I already HAD em. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already HAD em.

[@wonderofu]

my dad showed me these about 6 or 7 years ago and i rediscovered them the other day and holy shit the nostalgia. i remember every single one word for word, and i haven’t laughed this hard in ages omg

[@Unpopular50]

Johnny, do ya play Baseball?

[@satriaputrapratama4703]

i don't understand how a paramilitary organization is best suited for delivering PSA

[@koreanpathfinder]

Because 80s.

[@hexagonalawareness3584]

Because they believe in doing the right thing.

[@TheTaquitoProject]

@@hexagonalawareness3584 and giving body massages

[@honeybadgerwrx]

Because "help computer"

[@tehpw7574]

Watch me do an Ollie!

[@STOG01]

If one was to watch this high ... it would be great?

[@libertarianistic]

way ahead of you

[@VeonySyndrome]

I literally did that and the part with the alien noises, my friend and I thought we were getting fucking abducted hit was fucking terrifying my god

[@SUPERLINKX2]

+Andreev Andrei Bro, I've done that so many times, And it's like 1000000x better lol

[@nanchoparty]

+Angel Kaneki wtf, did you hook up a mic to a flanger or something?

[@Pajamers]

it is as great now as when these came out years ago

[@TheOlDad3]

Man I remember discovering these years ago on Ebaums World and still quote these to this day with friends

[@ROCKaholic]

"You didn't take anything outta our tent, did ya?" XD

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

ROCKaholic haha