DJO - Beam Me a Fish

[@voicetube]

I hadn't seen this for several years and ... my God, these are always worth going back to! Like a really good book or movie, you always get something new from repeated viewings.

[@NIMRODakaNIMROD]

"I put 'ludes in my coffee this morning and I rolled some joints to smoke in the bathroom aaand 20 vodka and I'm still here. If you want a problem, you got it!" - "Piss off!" Alright, we got another classic here!

[@Mattteus]

I love that hit of I Feel For U

[@shlamimk4664]

I have watched these videos so many times and understood the dialogue on on on sooo many levels! 😠😆😂 At the moment in my life, this is my equivalent of the freaking Bible. DJO! DJO! DJO! WAAAAGH!!!

[@iamzid]

"i want to jam my freezy in your cooler" best new pickup line EVER!

[@maninredhelm]

Andorian innuendos.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

I need a freezie in my cooler. So hot today.

[@SNESdrunk]

Troi voice is the greatest

[@SimonB198207]

Yeah definitely. Wonder if Marina Surtis has seen these vids

[@GaryGuagliardoJr]

Was just thinking this myself. Perfect impression!

[@somewhat_cubic]

if she did she would swear as much as every character in the vid

[@kakashilover1566]

Picard and Troi’s voices are the best!!

[@bobkrenke1940]

A dentist is chewing a hole inside my back.

[@christophermiller3031]

I

[@Ziplock9000]

Another.. so 2 now? LOL

[@johnbongjoey5200]

This video has everything: Suspense, adventure, mystery, drama, comedy... and just when you think you understand a bit of what's going on: BOOM! Apple juice comes in and turns everything upside down

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

Hands down the best abridged series in all of anime history

[@Amber474]

"I had a rubber. It's cool" LOL

[@FireFoxBancroft]

"Bridge to Alabama. Piss out of only one ear." *ded*

[@JMUDoc]

"I've had enough of you three weirdos..." *only two of them.

[@zev007]

just like the classics, but with effects! you've done it again boys

[@Teheskimo]

"Brian shits like an Indian" with that look on Picard's face still makes me laugh every single damn time.

[@shlamimk4664]

If people ever venture out into cold and lonely vacuum of deep space, their conversation will eventually become very much like this. That's why this is so funny. It's funny because it's true.

[@vvedge1138]

I love you're using the HD remastered version of TNG now... looks soooo good.

[@jphiled6554]

This is one of the best episodes in a while. The George Michael/Wham joke was subtle but funny.

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

Captain how many hamsters... should we... release in space? Hmm? Two jane

[@bmw540i]

"How many hamsters shall we release into space" Pmsl!!!!

[@exeterjedi6730]

Massive love to you tinkers. Huge fan.

[@benbedwell343]

"Hey, there's no bathrooms. That's pretty fuckin' stupid." I quite agree.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

This might be the best DJO video I have ever seen! XD

[@dayjoborchestra]

The music at the end is currently in production, not available yet, but will be soon. No title yet. Ideas?

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

Soap. Because the band's name at the end of the video reminds me of soap, for some reason.

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

dayjoborchestra "Chase Lounge". Something amazing awaits you, sultry and inviting, lying there on a luxurious couch-like piece of furniture in the penthouse suite of the five star hotel you've just strolled into. That song is what you hear in the elevator as the top floor nears.

[@AjarnDeeTeesut]

The Apple Train (after the Draize Train by The Smiths and side of Apples)

[@dayjoborchestra]

Apple Train wins!

[@voicetube]

Curious, did Apple Train get into production? Is there anywhere I can purchase it?

[@maninredhelm]

Best TNG dub in awhile. Love you guys.

[@voicetube]

Bravo, this is excellent! Did I say bravo? Then I'll say it again… Bravo!

[@billyjackoff]

You guys made it so that I can't watch TNG without hearing these voices.

[@mikejensen-fogt4662]

CLASSIC DJO IS BACK!!!!! :)

[@sneakypreacher]

Before there was "BadLipReading", there was DJO! You bitches better recognize the OG's of this shit! LONG LIVE DJO!!!

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

Guys I love your channel so much!!!!

[@zendyk]

"A dentist is chewing a hole inside my back. Should we eat stubble?"

[@voicetube]

This one, for me, somehow slipped through the cracks! Although I might've watched it once, I didn't give it the requisite repeated viewings that it deserves! Must've been distracted with the upcoming inauguration, the day after this was posted… This video is absolutely stellar (no pun intended)!

[@christopherthorkon3997]

For some reason this is more entertaining when drunk...as I am now.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Did Worf ever get a fish beamed to him?

[@stereoNES]

PAW! said the... rabbit

[@ZINCOVIX8754]

Absolute genius.

[@crispysteve42]

Yay new DJO

[@Gurfmanj]

This one changed my life.

[@puppetskin]

Star Trek! Finally making some sense! Thanks DJO!

[@WizardAngst]

Time to do the voice-overs: 1 drunken night Time to make the intro graphic: 3 months

[@SlideRulePirate]

"...and twenty vodka, and I'm still here."

[@frydemwingz]

They commented on there not being any bathrooms on the Enterprise. lol I think Johnathan Franks had a little sit down and pointed out one tiny bathroom on the ship once haha.

[@AdmRoflie]

So good

[@shaundis2117]

phh phh pssh . thats a fish beat !

[@ashleygorman5556]

8, 5 , BUBBLE 46 PANTS!

[@Ziplock9000]

BRILLIANT!. Back to what you were good at!

[@prestonmiller713]

Brilliant!

[@KawzKaos]

1:40 SCENE: DATA IS STANDING IN A SMOKE FILLED ROOM, PICARD ENTERS. Picard: Fuck I'm so high.

[@VT903M]

Pow said the Rabbit,

[@jackfisk2840]

"Ever played bugger off?" 😂

[@ReganMcKee]

yeah I'm certain that "cathode-urine soup" is the best line in this one hahaha.

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

these videos keeps me alive

[@GmodPlusWoW]

It all goes to show how great friends Data (Alabama) and Geordi are. Even after Geordi talks shit about Data, they both start playing Mario Kart.

[@MyNameIsBucket]

The intro reminds me of the beginning credits of every PC video game in the 90s.

[@MagikGimp]

My new chat-up line. Thank you so much wingmen apple juice bum.

[@themacocko6311]

No apple juice?

[@dayjoborchestra]

You missed it! Watch again!

[@MIshthra]

4 tons of it.

[@damppp]

03:03

[@JaysonT1]

🖒Thanks guys, I was worried for a second.

[@iamnotanuggetblackhart5103]

WOOHOO!!! DJO IS LIKE CHRISTMAS!!! AN APPLE JUICE FILLED FAT CHRISTMAS!!

[@DynamixWarePro]

"Pow said the rabbit"

[@JasTheFagge]

Or am I going to have to eat youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@SNBoomer4ever]

Silhouetters go away

[@JasTheFagge]

SNBoomer Not with that attitude, mister >:c

[@robertcornhole5197]

Do you have any cathode-urine soup?

[@crazylikeamoose77]

I want a jam my freezy in your cooler bwahahaha

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Liar. *[dramatic music blares]*

[@lukesaul2919]

I

[@Tomfoolery1972]

**Picard enters in a cloud of smoke** "Fuck, I'm so high"

[@SugarDemon1035]

This is an excellent video, but CAN YOU RIDE IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@Kathrynerius]

That very last one got me.

[@MirrorMonolith]

POW said the rabbit

[@cannedcatfood]

If you want a problem, you got it!

[@Spottedfeather]

Cool. You've switched to the HD versions....

[@Pegases0]

I don't remeber what episode of tng this was from. someone remember?

[@lukesaul2919]

I want links to more of that music we hear on exit and a donation address please.

[@DynamixWarePro]

"Elvis was forcing himself on me whem I kicked his teeth in." XD

[@thejackal007]

Just noticed Worf using Fish Beat at 1:02!

[@MrLatereality]

awesome, keep it up fellas!

[@GamingWithDrew]

1:34 -- LOL! I love how Data and Geordi start playing Super Mario Kart after talking a bunch of non-sense.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"I've had enough of you three weirdos!", says Data to the two other guys in Engineering.

[@AjarnDeeTeesut]

We need to see the return of Silvia Whooping-cough

[@Tomfoolery1972]

"Imagine a phallus... 3.5 rutabagas thick"🤔 "CAN YOU RIDE IT??" 😃 😭😭😭

[@AdrianWaitemusic]

I wanna jam. I wanna jam my freezie... in your cooler. Awesome!!!

[@linuxaddict11111]

Thank you

[@GBart]

Still 147% better than BadLipReading

[@reezlaw]

Hell yeah! I like them too but DJO is the real deal

[@L8onL8on]

And DJO was first!

[@DaveC9000]

Hamsters released into space: BadLipReading: 0.0 DJO: 2.0 The numbers don't lie folks!

[@reezlaw]

So true

[@SvendleBerries]

You bet your fucking apple juice its better! Original bitch or fuck off with a raisin!

[@voicetube]

Forget about BLR (Bad Lip Reading…) This is GLR (GREAT Lip Reading)!!

[@Spottedfeather]

I'd love to see you guys do whole episodes. And Voyager and Deep Space Nine as well.

[@mushroomsamba82]

1:34 mario kart lol

[@AdamPoniatowski]

Fuck I'm still high...

[@brucecortez189]

For the love of the Goddamn apple juice, PLEASE to the Trump Inauguration.

[@crashusmaximus]

Fuck I'm so high.

[@Seansmit23]

The important question here is, What episode is this!?

[@negascoot23]

I wanna be one with Satan...

[@Omnicius]

I never noticed this, is that wood grain on Worf's station?

[@alphaprobe1710]

Do you ever play bugger off?

[@Zoharargov]

YYAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!

[@beetlebsr]

I want to jam

[@VT903M]

85BUBBLE46PANTS, HUT HUT

[@danwat1234]

This is GOLLLD!

[@LarryTheTubaBoy]

CAN YOU RIDE IT!?

[@andrewhills9746]

My labotamy is at 8 see ya there lol

[@bouldasaur]

Super Mariokart! :)

[@Bassistking]

Do the inauguration!!!!

[@dekionplexis]

Very funny indeed, I still reckon Happy In Paraguay is your masterpiece though.

[@stargazerblue186]

which ep was this based on?

[@dayjoborchestra]

Sub Rosa, Season 7

[@Otto42]

One of the worst TNG episodes ever made. Nothing like rapey ghost romance with bad overacting thrown into the mix. Oh, and the rape ghost temporarily reanimates her dead grandmother at the end, for additional stupidity levels.

[@WritersBlockWill]

Someone read Anne Rice's The Witching Hour, apparently. Ronin = Lasher

[@recreationalmutiny8999]

"Fuck I'm so high." I am dyyyyinnnnnggggg

[@badbirdkc]

I wore a rubber, it's cool.

[@raymiller1753]

Eight five bubble 46 pants.