DAZ WATCHES CRAZIEST PAGEANT MOM

[@_xxkittiixx_]

Daz's Daughter: *gives him sass* Daz: "THATS IT YOUVE LOST FEET PRIVILEGES!"

[@ParadiseIsStupidAndsoAmI]

Lmao 🤣

[@derrellynnlandreneau3494]

😅😅😂😂🤣🤣

[@aprilclegg3750]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@Cheesecake-y3j]

XD

[@mikeelwell1028]

NOOO

[@nethermindd9705]

pageants are so disturbing to me. “suck in that stomach” “I look at the beauty of the child, not the shape of the child”. who in their right mind says something like that to a CHILD or about a CHILD. she’s just a kid. she shouldn’t have to worry about “sucking in” or whether or not the judges think she’s beautiful. she’s gorgeous, she should be running outside playing, inside doing puzzles and just being a kid.

[@tiffanykim2773]

Sadly there are alot of parents like her.

[@RavenVargas27]

HoneyDewCosplay Exactly, it should be friends happiness and toys not this insanity

[@ImmaNerd-y2l]

Most underrated comment to date Well said my dude 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@lilymccutchan3321]

I'm completely on your side, however sometimes we have to suck in and "stand tall" to look better on stage, But it shouldn't be to look skinnier it should be to look taller.

[@alexanderpelky5921]

she was a judge and she was saying the dress and make-up, not the shape of her, still fucked up though 🙁

[@jemzwi]

“There are kids waking up in the world right now and they just discovered they’ve got no f*cking head!” Im laughing so hard

[@ItsRoronoaZoro]

Damn! You beat me to it 🤣

[@EmEm78]

Same

[@Paritheplatypusss]

@@ItsRoronoaZoro you got lost again?

[@anna92828]

pp

[@GalyaWorld]

Lol

[@Peskyybee]

As soon as the girl said “I’ve been practicing sucking in my stomach” I was in horror. That is a recipe for an eating disorder

[@samgeorgewhitler]

i was told i am to fat and such from people in my class. just because i was a bit pudgy i was 6 pounds overweight. i started sucking in my stomach, eating less and less. i endet up in hospital with a weight of 75 pounds at the height of around 5 to 6 foot. i am a male and you could see every bone in my body. i then went to therapy and started eating slowly more and more that was when i was 16. i am now 21 and weigh about 168 pounds. i am now healthier then ever and i also started ignoring people and even cutting them out of my life like i dont need this shit. and my favorite snack went from a whole ass cucumber to chocolate chip cookies. i gotta say falling does not hurt badly anymore

[@SiriusBlack-rm3fc]

when?

[@sail4170]

And even before that the gate. Like wow.

[@amyhudson2842]

I literally started crying when she said that. I got told this at 8 yo too

[@kellyng2548]

ballet core 😢

[@finn7877]

8:04 the literal *perfect* example of emotional abuse. "I worked so hard to get money to buy this for you and now it's gone" love that for me

[@theunhingedjournee]

I also hate when parents bring up the bare minimum.. "I put a roof over your head, food in your stomach, clothes on your back and I take you to the doctors." That is your job!! We didn't ask to be born. That's why I'm glad to see Gen Z and Millennials breaking the generational curse cycle... but this pageant mom is your typical Boomer

[@ittiebittiedance]

Ye

[@marisol5743]

That my mom too me

[@thenecromancer5007]

“And this was my retirement money.” Wow this mom REALLY wants her kid to feel terrible about herself.

[@megansmith5884]

And yet they force them to wear dresses and think that being pretty is the most important thing?

[@lmao6821]

@@megansmith5884 Say it again for the ones at the back🤚🏽

[@quesedillaburbur2520]

I hate moms sometimes. The child should decide to do this or not.

[@megansmith5884]

@@quesedillaburbur2520 I agree. It puts so much stress on the poor children.

[@genna6216]

I- I thought that was n-normal

[@LAURENAURORA31]

Daz: "When I was a kid, I was lucky if I finished a race. If I came last, I was so happy, because it meant I actually finished it." 👏🏻😁 That's the attitude every child should have! I love it Daz! ❤️💯

[@Elijahboi]

this should be a t-shirt quote not even kidding it is so good and inspiring

[@Buried_Blu]

I came third when I was in primary, now I just don’t run cause I developed asthma ;-;

[@DiaMai]

@@Buried_Blu I’m sorry about that asthma isn’t the greatest thing to have

[@Buried_Blu]

@@DiaMai ah, don’t feel bad- it’s a hereditary thing

[@thisguy6426]

As soon as I started reading this he said it lol

[@joshnolan6643]

As someone with an ED, thankyou soo much for talking out about the damage this is doing. It is horrific that the parents even think this is okay.

[@littlepumpkinbearxxx]

Pageanting should be BANNED in every country and every state and should be viewed as a felony to force your child to partake in an illegal pageant.

[@lxzy_stxrmie5245]

Daz: "If my daughter spoke to me like that I'd take away her-" Me: "Her life."

[@uglyloser9285]

@asioe kiou i know like they don't deserve children

[@coldpepsican]

@eggie. boi what-

[@Isabel-sr8ep]

@eggie. boi smile! 📸

[@franyans]

@eggie. boi pardon🧏‍♂️

[@itsyourgurlsyd3797]

Same

[@iluvurmumdotexe9344]

“It’s basically like throwing kids in an arena and telling them to fight for who’s prettier” Basically Pageants in a nutshell. Daz is so right like ALL the time

[@DR3_34D]

Ya

[@speedydrury_1]

The hunger games pagent addition

[@evgeniajposiko455]

You sound like those people that say "like" all the time but in a good way or in the right way.

[@iluvurmumdotexe9344]

@@evgeniajposiko455 I do, like, every time I speak. I don’t know if I use it correctly but I do say it a lot.

[@dislikeroftheinternet5499]

Not all pageants are like that

[@red_4545]

“Slenderman has a daughter and she’s in a nail salon” creppypasta: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@f-ckmyr0fil617]

DFG

[@basil2492]

Hehe creppy 🥴

[@name_not_taken]

Crepes and pasta are my favorite foods

[@RyoAstra]

wattpad: omg yes

[@bittercat5086]

Hahahha🤣

[@Its_yo_girl_lilly]

8:16 “there’s mummy’s mortgage, o! There’s the food we could go had this month haha in it goes.. OP! There’s our holiday to brumuda!”

[@TheCrystalBoat]

The mum is like "WE eat better, WE go running" while doing fuck all lmao

[@catgirlok80]

@Panda Pup haha 😂

[@a.ham_antha7454]

i think it goes back to the moms trying to live the pageant life through their kids and its unfair for the kid ://

[@muahmuahkisskiss6821]

Literally my mum though. She just sits there while me and my brother do all her taxes lmao

[@fairyblu6929]

@@muahmuahkisskiss6821 dang!!

[@serenityx3159]

@@muahmuahkisskiss6821 you know how to do taxes 👩🏽‍🦱 lucky

[@hunleytheguineapig312]

This is how kids gain insecurities, eating disorders, depression, and eventually end up in a psychiatric hospital with anorexia. They are being judged by how "pretty" they are at 7-8 years old, and if they don't win then they get thoughts like "i lost cause im ugly" and "im not worth anything". They get insecurities sooo freaking early and worry about how skinny they are when they should be worried that they will get caught in hide and seek while playing outside with their friends! Pageants for young children are terrible and lead the kids into a lifetime of depression and problems. Please never put your child into a pageant ever...

[@BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304]

@@chanelye9485 Don't listen to them! I may not know you but I know that you are worth so much! Never stop loving yourself and don't listen to those stupid human beings! Keep your head up and show them that you are the Boss of your life and that you don't care about their useless opinions💙

[@chanelye9485]

@@BeomgyusMiddleFinger_0304 thanx for ur support

[@tiffanykim2773]

All true but the parents are still awful.

[@tbhc415]

okay snowflake

[@ellac223]

it’s not that deep

[@Brucewayne4367]

I love the fact that the mom said "I'm taking a break from pagents" like SHE was doing them....

[@informationyes]

Absolutely it shows how its not really the childs interest

[@Brucewayne4367]

@@informationyes yes she just made the child or more so trained her to think that she does

[@lardnar9268]

I actually know a grown woman who participates in beauty pageants-

[@Brucewayne4367]

@@lardnar9268 see it's one thing if SHE is doing it which good for her but it's when her kid does it and the mom acts like she is doing it

[@lilymccutchan3321]

My mom says "were quitting pageants if you don't win" and I'm like... you're not the one doing them so you don't get to choose if I quit... ofc I don't say that to her face

[@Moonroon]

my father used to guilt us when we bought a small toy worth £5, i can’t imagine how this poor girl feels..

[@NelehLove9313]

Depends on if he had the money to do it. If he wasn't paid alot and you just threw it outside or in a toy box and didn't play with it anyway.. I totally could understand him. If he had money and you actually enjoyed the toy until it completely broke. I understand you. But with kids... I kind of know which one is more likely what happened.

[@sail4170]

N not even guilt usually just ranting abt raised prices n stuff

[@Everyb0dys_f00l]

​@@NelehLove9313 they said nothing about "throwing it outside" or "throwing it in a toy box", just that their father bought a $5 toy and they'd be guilted for it. Nothing understandable or "depends" about that.

[@bananamanchester4156]

​@@NelehLove9313 well there's a few things to consider- - kids need variety and stimulation, whether it be toys or experiences. If the dad couldn't afford to buy lots of stuff that's fine, but I hope he read to OP/took OP to the park/ played with him instead. - OP didn't specify who was buying the toy, was it the father or OP? If OP bought it with their own pocket money, then the father should respect OP's decision to spend the money. - there are better ways to set boundaries with kids than by using guilt! Simply say "no, we can't afford the toy". When you get something with this weird pressure that "YOU BETTER USE IT" it becomes less fun to play with.

[@kingseb2252]

​@@NelehLove9313No that's not an excuse thats callled emotional abuse

[@_JustSomeDude_]

“Hold up the dresses, which is weight” They aren’t wearing body armour, calm down.

[@orangeystudios2070]

She says it like the dresses are chainmail or some crap 😄

[@Honeybaggsss]

Maybe the dresses are made of diamond and that’s why it costs so much

[@cubbygamer5246]

I thought the dresses were gas

[@riyanhaysabel954]

some pageant dresses can actually b heavy, especially for a young girl like her

[@Dont.kill_cosmo]

being a pageant kid growing up,depending on the dress ofc,they can be very heavy especially for someone of her size. I never really had to much trouble holding them but thats just because I was,and still am,a really big kid and all of the other pageant girls,and guys, where very "dainty".

[@professorpennies]

"I've grown up into what can only be described as a, um, sausage patty."

[@nathanpreston8]

Nice

[@sohnjakrivenski4242]

Lol Daz Is Absolutely My Favorite KZbinr Out There His Personality Humility Kindness Down To Earth And Of Course G His Sense Of Humour Just Make For A Good Watch Every Show

[@gwynithjohnson3750]

Same here same energy

[@korda3770]

When I tell u I read that at the same time he said it 😭

[@professorpennies]

@@korda3770 that happens to me alll the timeee

[@ninjadoggo8658]

Daz is the best parent ever. As soon as he said he’ll take away her daughter’s feet away I knew her daughter must be a lucky person

[@edgurbrawlstars7122]

Looking for this comment

[@kimmyhead5954]

@WANT S[Е]Х - check my vidео ! you good 😨

[@naomiiisanchezz467]

lmao

[@Chloe-ek3rx]

@@kimmyhead5954 Jesus, quick, do your job- *f a s t*

[@kimmyhead5954]

@@Chloe-ek3rx on it 🗒✍️😰

[@Eleanorscatmom]

As someone who's parents not only encouraged but inspired my discorded eating it's really nice to see a father of a daughter stand against all of that. I'm so happy for her future, it's a tiny bit of healing along my journey. Thanks for being an awesome person I can depend on to cheer me up.

[@charlie-s8n1j]

i really hope your eating habits get better. when im really anxious i tend not to eat so i like to snack on something like chips to help me encourage to eat me more food. just a tip.

[@Eleanorscatmom]

@charlie-s8n1j I appreciate that. I most likely will never call my eating issues ever completely healed. However, it's leaps & bounds from when I was a teen. I've even made progress since when I made this comment heh. I have some health issues & have begun really focused on treating them including with a better diet. If I can trade bits of advice I have AuDHD & often can't eat if I'm upset, I find that using orange or peppermint scents help me majorly. I know there are a lot of... questionable... people who are convinced that essential oils heal everything. I'm totally not saying that, however anything orange scented seems to help my stomach when I'm anxious. It's supposedly good for adhd to help with attention but I find that it just calms me down. Idk if that's a me thing though so it's just a thing to try. I hope you do well in your journey with anxiety. 💖

[@beezuz7479]

His fake crying got me laughing so hard.

[@gam3rguy166]

same here lol

[@notit9501]

Pagenting is literally showing kids to a bunch of people so that they can tell them if they are pretty or not. They take these kids and sometimes even put them in sexualized outfits/routines/characters and then put them in front of people and say, "yes, that's good, we've done good, my child is happy!". No, your child is just that, A CHILD. They are children, not adults, and they shouldn't be competing over who's "prettier" or "thinner". The fact that this pagent called it "petite division" also has be feeling extremely gross, "hey, come look at skinny young girls in expensive dresses and girdles and corsets and tons of makeup and judge them!" Nasty stuff.

[@sedoniadragotta8323]

It's run by pedophies

[@RomyRavenna]

@@sedoniadragotta8323 that's what I wanted to say. It is exactly that disgusting pedophiles in the audience and behind the "show"

[@KlidesCorneroftheInternet]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is how pedophiles get turned on, instead of kidnapping kids off the street.

[@nathanschmidtke5901]

@@KlidesCorneroftheInternet well I mean it’s a bit better then

[@jacklee7178]

Couldn’t have put it better myself

[@chilli3672]

This genuinely made me cry…I am 22 and just realized at my age that my eating disorder is because of my mom commenting on my weight relentlessly. I can’t begin to imagine what those poor girls went through

[@eclipseschannel6559]

I'm sorry. You've probably heard this too many times, but things will get better. You're 22 and hopefully have moved out. Eat some small meals all through the day. Even if it's a bite of a cereal bar or something. You can do this and you'll get through it. I promise.

[@J0ansie505]

@@eclipseschannel6559 Agreed

[@karlydunow8710]

I’m 33 n I STILL have insecurities because of my ma that turned into eating disorders. I still struggle to this day.

[@jassy_w]

mhm same:(so sorry tho hope ur ok

[@redrokirumba3772]

@@karlydunow8710 You've got this :) Every little bite counts 💛

[@youtr4ee]

"Well now her spirit can cut cheese without a knife" made me laugh too hard

[@holdmysprite6056]

When I was 8 I didn't EVER worry about how I looked. I personally feel like pageants are a form of abuse as it can cause children to be insecure or feel like they aren't pretty enough. No kid that is put in pageants really has a choice and it's quite sad really. They go up on stage to show off their beauty so adults can judge them... it's kinda creepy to be completely honest. It's teaching kids that they need to be pretty to make money and that isn't true. Pageants should be for kids above the age of 16, so that they can have a choice and already know that beauty isn't the only way to win in life.

[@Emma-dp8lh]

my friend went in a pageant once and she is fine,she wasnt crazy about it like this lady tho. she wanted to do it herself. she was old enoguh to decide and it was her idea, so i get what you mean if ur talking about young young kids who dont have a choice, but my friend said it was fun. im not suppoarting these crazy obsessed pageant moms tho

[@holdmysprite6056]

@@Emma-dp8lh yeah, I think it's good if they're old enough to make the choice themselves :)

[@Sammywhammy415]

I’ve been worrying about how I look for as long as I can remember. So since I was 3

[@lee_aveittome]

@@Emma-dp8lh i think Op means more so parents who make theor young children do it all the time and who makes the childs life revolve around pageants. Obv doing it once and while wont hurt

[@sarak2132]

Well said

[@niamhm179]

oh god… “i’ve been sucking in my stomach” that poor girl was so proud of herself it’s obvious she’s been taught that weight should be as low as possible

[@SistaKhandie]

That’s exactly why she ends up looking like a damn stick.

[@baldie_mm2.]

LOL

[@littlepumpkinbearxxx]

The fact that some children think that that is how u get accepted in society! Its sad how our society has created this standard

[@Saturn.gachaa]

Fax, it hurts me to see little kids feel that they need to be skinny to be “beautiful” or “handsome” it’s just wrong.. my heart goes out to them.❤

[@shayr007]

exactly, when I was in preschool from age 4-5 I would suck in my stomach every day, especially during preschool. when I started kindergarten it got worse, I ended up being diagnosed with arfid as well as other eating disorders at age 7. ive struggled my whole life with my body due to the society I grew up with, body image is talked about a lot more nowadays and its getting worse, im about to be 19 and I still have arfid, its something I probably won't overcome due to having the symptoms and signs since I was a baby but nobody really thought much of it until I had completely stopped eating when I was 7.

[@taylorflynn3647]

“How’s it going dazzlers” makes everyone’s day 10x better

[@chasebowman9815]

Normal people: Oh yeah today’s awesome really just amazing Me after hearing that:💃💃💃🥰🥰💃💃💃💃🙇🙇🙇🙇

[@hoooiiipeeples4211]

wrong its the HA that makes everyones day

[@Babyybean]

*F A C T S*

[@bkzu2980]

Factsssss

[@user-jp2pp4qj3u]

FR THOUGH

[@Psychoplantic]

“I’d take her iPad away her iPhone her AirPods and her pc and also her feet I would take her feet away she would have to crawl to school” -Daz games 2022

[@diorzz]

Fun fact: Those little waving cats have different colors and gold means wealth.

[@EthanTucky16]

Yes I've heard of this I think the brown and white is the best one out of them all

[@Jaygalaxy93]

Yes this is true white colour is to get good luck and overall good fortune, while black is to ward off evil, red is for good health and pink is for romance not sure about the others

[@Rivervlogs420]

I LOVE WAVING CATS

[@becca_rose_x]

So if it’s for wealth, where is all my money then?😂haha I honestly don’t believe in any of those superstitious sort of things😂

[@Jaygalaxy93]

@@becca_rose_x same way mine is on bills and taxes 😂

[@jessicaharper6585]

When the daughter said she’d pay to fix the gate if she won money, my heart legit broke. Because her mother is so into pageantry and spending everything on pageant dresses, she’s letting other far more important things go by the wayside.

[@sapphirelynn821]

I would also guess the mom probably mentioned to the daughter that it would be good to use the winning money towards the gate. Make it seem like its a good idea and a smart thing for her to do when really the moms just trying to cover her ass cause she’s irresponsible with her money.

[@faintbow]

Daz: The mums should walk across the stage and each judge should get a rifle. Absolute legend!

[@tvondproductions7239]

Correct

[@doot1doo1]

no, actually, the parents AND the judges should walk across the stage and the kids should get a rifle lmao

[@Fern_12]

​@@doot1doo1yessss

[@lelu810]

After that make the judges walk and we'll shoot 😂

[@ursulagibson6801]

👍

[@aRaccB]

11:15 the amount of sass and rage- I was not prepared

[@Lucagam3s]

Daz: "I smell eating disorder" Me: **slowly eating a chocolate bar**

[@KlidesCorneroftheInternet]

OMG NO WAIT I'M LITERALLY EATING A CHOCOLATE BAR AS I'M READING THIS LMAO

[@jamiearmstrong1813]

SAME

[@Monster_Evibez]

*Slowly puts ice cream container away* ...

[@rengokusimp8240]

LOL I'M EATING CHOCOLATE TO

[@Tarayumyum1245]

I was eating white chocolate jazzies

[@internetmaggot]

I can tell that Daz is literally the best father ever, if you were his kid he’d make sure your mental health and your self esteem was high and that you felt good about yourself :,)

[@stupididiot2759]

I love your Karl PFP!

[@ducksnaf8844]

Are those kurt cobain glasses

[@internetmaggot]

@@stupididiot2759 thank you!!

[@internetmaggot]

@@ducksnaf8844 uh idk what those look like but usually ppl call them georgenotfound goggles or clout glasses

[@stupididiot2759]

@@internetmaggot it's okay us Karl fans gotta stick together, also I agree 100% with what you wrote!

[@AbsolutelyAmel]

Daz's "COME ON" do be sounding more and more like Gordon Ramsay with each of these videos 😂😂😂✌🏻👌🏻 edit: omg thank you guys 🥺 I never had 1k likes. Stay safe and don't microwave your salads you doughnuts 🦇

[@livclarkmusic]

I can't unhear this now 😂😂

[@rachelcoyle4355]

He could replace Everytime he says "come on" with a clip of Gordan and we would be none the wiser

[@julip_]

Thank you! I knew I wasn’t the only one hearing that😂🙏

[@Nemo-wq9nd]

Omg I was about to comment the same thing!!!!

[@eminem1110]

Agreed

[@berfindari8088]

The way he said ' if my daughter did that I will take Her FEET away " made me luaghing

[@dudeman1983]

Daughter: misbehaves Daz: you just lost feet privileges

[@Mihalyandmikankinnie]

@Morgan Bazer feet go brrr

[@yourlocalvampirekat]

@@Mihalyandmikankinnie _B R R R R R R_

[@ihatepeople4169]

Who else is bingeing all of daz’s videos????🙋🏼‍♀️

[@coreybennett2819]

All day

[@mizutsune535th4]

yes sir

[@zayzels12]

Meee

[@Wastedhypno]

All day every day

[@barneylegend1023]

Me😂

[@ab8ndon]

this world is horrible, as a child this is heartbreaking, an 8 year old is being taught and being raised to be so self absorbed. its sad truly. its unfortunate shes already having to live up the societys unrealistic standards. it really is heartbreaking. no child, or anyone as a matter of face should have to feel like they have to live up to society's standards. everyone is beautiful how they are.. its truly saddening edit: sorry this is so repetitive i was tired when i made this😀☝️

[@allisonbrookkkk]

my mom did it to me and i can’t stand her for it, sometimes i catch myself being rude to people and entitled and it’s like it’s just became a part of me. not to mention the whole “watching what you eat” yea my mom would only let me eat one bowl of fruit a day and workout for 2 hours in the 5 days leading up to pageants

[@ab8ndon]

@@allisonbrookkkk im really sorry that happened to you doll, youre perfect the way you are, truly!

[@TRIlKURRDURR]

I agree with your comment, pageants are so putrid and revolting that they should all be shut down.

[@water8934]

huh

[@cathymchugh3806]

we get it you said sad and trly 4 time xx no hate

[@mattiejanewalker7875]

Can we just give Daz a hand for the amount of love and care he has for his daughter whike still being an influencer? Caring about her health while he’s losing weight and still using discipline and great care for her? What an amazing dad. What a great example for today’s generation Daz. I will forever be a fan of yours. ❤ 👏🏻

[@xAnarchRadiostar]

Fun fact: That little cat is called "The Fortune Cat" and it is for good luck, but its purpose to obtain wealth through the luck of business since Asian cultures surround life around work and various businesses.

[@alexh1p623]

Daz would nail it at comic con if he goes 💯

[@JacobKealohi]

"She's holding enough cash to not only fix your fence but your attitude." Okay, that's a good one.

[@redanaj3585]

No one: Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal

[@ashleypetrini4627]

The best part is how he was more concerned with ruining his stomach than his throat.

[@Sonicbladez]

No One: Nobody ever: You: "No one: Daz: I want to deep throat a subway for every meal"

[@Iwanttodevourhumanflesh]

@@Sonicbladez lmfaoooooo

[@n0_fuks_togive_326]

Daz: you can’t really hit your kid now a-days can? My mom: 😅

[@jessicalayla9066]

@@Sonicbladez no

[@yaseralsaab3945]

12:44 that cry had me literally tearing up from laughter 😂😂😂

[@flamewhale5491]

“I want a million pounds rn” “No sorry we can’t do that” “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@somefellow7440]

"I'd take her feet away" he said that so seriously, I'm sobbing

[@thebananaperson3807]

I love how he goes “SIDE RANT!” and talks about something we all complain about 😂

[@naan000]

2:02 that typical "mystic indian riff~" at the start had me rolling my eyes so hard

[@MarsLikesToEatCars]

“Slender man has a daughter and she’s in the nail salon” Quote of the night/day

[@dilynasselin897]

Nah bro I saw this when he said it

[@haileybetancourt4115]

“There are kids in the world waking up and discovering they have no head” -Daz 2021

[@paigewilliams5857]

Came to the comments for this

[@itsnikkisan]

I cracked up when he said that. Like what ..!

[@Jezidka]

I had to go back cause I thought I heard him wrong....nope.

[@pixelwolf9828]

😂

[@IvanBias24]

wtf does that even mean LOL

[@crimsonmage3758]

Pageants are just the hunger games for beauty obsessed people

[@ragingoverwatch3052]

You have that right.

[@Peterparker43284]

Oh my god snot came out of my nose "There are kids waking up in the world and theyve just discovered they have no FUCKING HEAD" LMFAO

[@linasastqr]

I truly hate when parents tell their children straight up how expensive they are. It just makes the kid feel like they cant do anything right and that all they do is make life harder for people. Coming from experience, it made me feel so worthless and that I was just a burden on my moms shoulders.

[@Artn00b]

My mum used to do this lol

[@Artn00b]

“That’s mummy’s dept going in there “

[@Artn00b]

“Oh here goes mummy’s alcohol money, going In there”

[@brabbit736]

My dad

[@updated_autopsy_report1]

My mom still does it.

[@ロロノアゾロ-h4m]

This should qualify as abuse. That little girl doesn't deserve to be treated like some sort of dream-catcher for her mother's failed dreams.

[@mysticnoobgaming]

i agree. no kid should have to deal with this

[@majdsuleiman8321]

I feel sad for this little girl .. her mom is toxic and that's gonna affect her badly

[@CuckooPint]

Already happened to my ex- friend Elizabeth

[@justmeee86]

8:16 little did he know this would be a famous clip years later 💪💪

[@spursn17Ftbl]

Frr

[@endergamer7483]

Honestly the second kid did well for nearly tripping over the stage like she composed herself and continued her intro. Like if I was one of the judges I’d give her points for that, just because she did her best in that moment. The parents shouldn’t be upset by that if anything it shows her resolve in an unexpected situation.

[@KlidesCorneroftheInternet]

Same tho

[@caramelcutieee2298]

And you can tell how much pressure she was under just from the way she started crying over something so minor imo. I had to rewind it bc I thought she did something really bad and I just missed it.😭

[@livington_real]

Daz walks into a restaurant: The cat at the door: 👋 🐱 👋 🐱 “hellow daz”

[@Anadel884]

LMAOO

[@mariyuhhh5]

Who in their right mind thought “oh yeah let’s put children on stage in wigs and makeup against their will and judge them based on how they look”. Ridiculous honestly. I hope these pageants become less and less in the future !

[@obama2070]

ikr!!! it's like shoving a mirror in front of someone's face and saying "this is you, "fix it" or i'll disown you"

[@lolac8399]

I agree 100% but this is funny because I do Irish dancing and we all have to get spray tanned and wear heavy ass dresses, makeup and get judged (on dancing) but I totally agree. Haha

[@katieparry8292]

I feel like it was done in the past so grown ass men could chose their child bride and it just evolved from there

[@cats1970]

@@lolac8399 a SPRAY TAN for IRISH DANCING? I’ve done clog dancing in the past (Dutch) and that sort of stuff was super banned. Wear traditional clothes, clogs and traditional hairstyles (braids pinned with mirrors). Makeup was allowed following traditional standards of modesty (no heavy foundation/highlight/lashes). What’s the point of a pale person not looking pale as fuck with IRISH DANCING. Sorry if this comes off rude it just absolutely baffles me. That’s the place to be pale second to an albino convention.

[@gotlandstjej]

Why dosn't twiter try to cancel this i meen they try to cancel people bc of opinions

[@hollyn9649]

“Side Rant” has become my favorite new phrase!! I get so excited when Daz says that!!!

[@elainanish9431]

In regards to the kid being like "I practiced sucking in my stomach" that left me gravely concerned. I'm into 3 years of recovery from an 8 year long eating disorder and that's the type of behavior I started out with. Sucking in my stomach while looking in the mirror imagining what I could look like if I didn't keep any of my food down. I've only met one girl who has done pageantry and it was through an inpatient hospital and she had severe anorexia. Pageantry churns out insecure children who turn into even more insecure teenagers who gain their control through food. They should be shut down, not only because its extremely creepy for a bunch of adults to rate children's appearances, but also how dangerous it can be for young girls and their mental health. Women are more than their bodies, and that should be taught more rather than rewarding girls for being thin and wearing massively expensive clothing. You'll never see a little chubby kid accepted into a pageant

[@kristlecasey9506]

Well we had a chubby Queen once but she was the only one running at the school.

[@stellastargazer1972]

Preach it girl, Preach!! Pageants should be stopped!!

[@RavenVargas27]

I agree, I'm happy for you that your doing better, thank you for putting this out there everyone needs to know what that leads to. I feel bad for these kids this poor girl will probably have emotional problems etc years from now pageants need to be eliminated

[@Shayza81]

When that girl said that line my heart sunk to my stomach

[@ayishakate7276]

Gurrrrrrl 🙌💅

[@caitlingilmartin5476]

They way the mum said “suck in that stomach” is actually so sad,honestly how can a mother say that to her 8 year old daughter. Or to anyone in that matter. I’m actually in shock. Girls and boys in society today have problems with their body and the pageant parents are feeding that with their own children. It makes me so sad. I wish those girls (and boys in pageants) the best❤️

[@Creepy111]

Honestly, it's very sad. My mom does it to me and it's very taxing on the self-esteem and body image.

[@blitz-yp3oi]

@@Creepy111 my mom does it to my sister it's really sad

[@yzzil2660]

I know that feeling too. I live with my grandmother who is very narcissistic and when she tries making comments like that or trying to manipulate me into appearing better, it hurts. Especially when you get bullied in school everyday like most people only to home and get shamed about everything that makes you yourself

[@Creepy111]

@@yzzil2660 It definitely does. Stay strong though! We'll get past this point and free of this type of toxicity eventually. 💛

[@yzzil2660]

@@Creepy111 Love the name btw

[@Inconsistent_2204]

“I’d take her feet away” LMFAO I CACKLED

[@Skonces]

i thought you stole my cat based on your pfp. your cat is very majestic, 10/10.

[@Inconsistent_2204]

@@Skonces thank you lmao it’s actually my gfs but we love her sm

[@SistaKhandie]

I’d rather take the soul of the mother away.

[@psychedelicblueberry8080]

I love when Daz makes himself laugh. His laugh is so contagious

[@Rebeccacaroline1111]

Honest to God got tears in my eyes when that child said she practices sucking in her stomach. Wears a girdle to bed??? I have a 7 year old daughter and I would NEVER. Heartbreaking

[@jassy_w]

im 13 and i feel sick to my stomach seeing someone that young already practicing these things even tho i think i have a ED, pagenting sucks :(

[@meli6935]

i know I don't understand how someone could ever do that to their child

[@itsameah2595]

Not only is it super damaging to her mental health, but wearing a girdle to sleep can cause significant physical damage. It’s straight up child abuse.

[@senorita6583]

@@jassy_w I Think I Have An Eating Disorder Too But I Was Never Allowed To Do Beauty Pageants

[@starfishxs]

And apparently it also has major health issues if you do that to much.disgusting

[@joshstarck2269]

The fence is gonna fall on someone and they sue her then she’ll be like “I don’t got the money but here’s a dress love” LAMO

[@teddybearkiller5271]

Love your profile picture, Long horse always makes me happy. :)

[@pxrplehalo]

“They have to pull up their dresses” Ah yes, because their dresses are made of gold

[@holdmacat9932]

No but they are really heavy

[@pxrplehalo]

@@holdmacat9932 r/wooosh

[@elscruffo2264]

If there were gold dresses, this mom would definitely buy them, spend the kid's college fund

[@pxrplehalo]

@@elscruffo2264 fax

[@vey4406]

@@holdmacat9932 Not those.. their made of fucking paper!

[@fireruby1882]

5:50 DAZ YOU ARE KILLING ME 🤣I fricken love all your rants

[@pannajohns5255]

Realise how at the end she said “I might take a break from pageants right now.” She was talking about HERSELF, which suggests that her daughter’s enjoyment or wellbeing is not important, she’s only a tool for her own enjoyment so that SHE can enjoy pageantry, not the daughter.

[@pikaperishock1478]

Well their was a mother on the same show that only had kids just to do pageants and got upset when she figured out she was having a boy

[@Lindraws04]

@@pikaperishock1478 are you kidding me?! That’s the stupidest shit ever!!

[@pikaperishock1478]

@@Lindraws04 yeah, that woman did have a second child and it was a girl but she still makes the boy do pageants too

[@Lindraws04]

@@pikaperishock1478 oh my god……

[@Firestorm214]

@@pikaperishock1478 those poor children, especially the boy. He’s gonna grow up feeling alone because of the mom.

[@lola1971]

“I’m practicing sucking in my stomach” I’m heartbroken. She was 8, she’s not even gonna live a childhood without worrying about her body. That is horrible :(

[@pirateprincess1997]

The mom could’ve just went to claires and got her the fake press on nails for little girls

[@mech3384]

ikr, now Shian out here looking like lady dimitrescu-

[@youreweird4253]

exactly what u thought

[@katie-ut8en]

or target like seriously the dumb mother. and 11,500 dollars on dresses? my mum doesn’t even spend $500 in 1 month for me and my sister 🧐

[@Baba2Fine]

@@katie-ut8en yea, except food tho

[@ellieb333]

@@Baba2Fine not even food we spend like 100 for food a month for the entire household. Once its gone, you have to wait till next month.

[@Raven_song24]

"Cause I've grown up to what can only be described as a sausage patty." BISH WHAT. You are fluffy. And fluffy=fabulous😌💅

[@ColtonWeeks17]

Daz: "ELEVEN AND A HALF GRAND? THAT'S MY MORTGAGE FOR A YEAR!!" Americans: 😲

[@chalkmarkers]

fr I was so shocked 😥

[@reubenuttley2321]

My mum doesn't get any ware neer that every 10 year's f#cking hell holy sh#t mother of Mary Magdalen

[@dyingcerealbowl2560]

EXACTLY- In america ur lucky to only pay 24k a year-

[@chalkmarkers]

@@dyingcerealbowl2560 Fr America gotta be so expensive and for what?!

[@gemmawilson4606]

@@reubenuttley2321 your mum doesn’t make $11,500 in 10 years? Erm unless she’s unemployed she definitely will make that in a year.

[@lanaeha3896]

"I don't judge the child in her figure I judge them on their beauty" like that's anything better? How are you gonna look at children and be like " you're not pretty enough"?????

[@mionedrew1012]

ikr also it's like surely everyone sees beauty differently so every judge and every pageant will vary slightly?

[@tantalizingtiddies7387]

69th like, also I agree wholeheartedly

[@theden5409]

Man, the world is screwed

[@Dont.kill_cosmo]

Yeah it was probably a good thing that they didn't judge on figure because I was a JUICY child i was fat,still don't know how I won most of the pagents cuz im not pretty either so🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Dont.kill_cosmo]

@@mionedrew1012 it dose because one pagent i attended they based it on the dress the poofyness of the dress the be exact.

[@ZombieLuvzXD]

The daughter: "My mom is really- a crazy Pagent mom." Me: *Well you ain't lying about that one mate.*

[@ZombieLuvzXD]

@@CaptainRex767 you aren't wrong Lmao

[@lunrfox3302]

Daz should watch some "Toddlers and Tiaras: Where Are They Now?"

[@dustin2527]

yes

[@JollyFellowXIV]

Yes

[@francesca5295]

I didn't even know it existed, we need it Daz

[@WelshFiremanSam]

Innit

[@theherooftimegamingchannel5606]

Daz should be a therapist. If he can smell early eating disorders what else can he smell. 😂😂😂

[@brettwhidden2712]

Fr

[@scarlett5361]

i mean anyone can detect the damage that pageants are doing

[@JeweledLove]

Daz: "I've never been swayed into believing pageants are a good thing" Everyone: "And you never will"

[@Koi_On_All_Fours]

"I think I'm a good comedian" U ARE ONE.

[@MossyWood]

It broke my heart when she said "I've been practicing sucking in the stomach." I was taught to do that at a young age as well and now I have a terrible relationship with food and have an on and off ED. Please don't ever say that to a child, it's will be engraved in their head and cause permanent damage.

[@carinahare9102]

And sucking in your stomach widens the rib cage in the long run which can make the body dysmorphia even worse

[@MossyWood]

@@carinahare9102 Omg it does? No wonder my rib cage area is so wide even when I see my ribs I think it's fat until I touch it :O

[@fizzxykit]

no child should be ever taught to suck their stomach, it’s so sad that some are

[@Peterparker43284]

I still do that damn

[@Mistxiii_]

When she said that I gasped out loud. It’s so fucking damaging :(

[@sparx4724]

Imma say this straight: as a girl with an ED, holy crap is she gonna develop one. And for the record, the model industry approached me multiple times because I had the “perfect shape” it’s known but like I was severely medically underweight with organ stress. I declined all the offers as I knew it’ll get soo much worse. What I learnt is that industry’s take take take when you have nothing left. You can keep feeding a demon but they’ll always be hungry. Sorry to chianne for the hundreds she’s gonna spend on therapy, hope the mother pays for it though like she did with the dresses

[@cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese]

I’m sorry you had to go through that, I hope you’re doing better now!

[@sparx4724]

@@cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese I’m doing much better thanks :)😊

[@yawn2715]

i hope you're doing well

[@sparx4724]

@@yawn2715 yea, just trying. Smile through it all

[@isabellamcgrady12]

I did modeling classes for two months in the 7th grade. I had an ED already at the time plus the medicine I was on at the time for epilepsy would make me lose weight. I only joined because my older sister was doing it and I wanted to be like her-beautiful and perfect. Except there was a problem. They used me as an example for the walk, pose, facial expressions and body image. I only picked up the walk, pose, facial expressions from watching my sister and the other girls do it. In those two months my ED got worse till I realized I needed out. So I left and never regretted it. I got better and happier. I looked to people like Marlyn Monroe to learn how to be graceful and do the “model walk”. I got skinnier due to puberty. I now do things my way and I’m not listening to other people telling me to change. Poor Shian is going to need years of help due to her mother’s actions. She’s beyond more mature than her mother bless her. She’ll need that in years to come. I hope she gets out of this pageant toxicity.😢

[@simply_simp8147]

I got a tea add while watching this... TIME FOR A TEA PARTY!!!!

[@alexleithett5081]

HA

[@skilled_access1138]

Here’s your tea 🍵 🫖 sir

[@cobitwo138]

*pink hat flys of head*

[@kijimisubaisthebest]

YES

[@crow5326]

HA

[@heidijune5198]

10:22 had me absolutely dying 😂😂😂 love ya Daz keep being awesome 😎

[@x_pogboy6997]

“And her feet! I’d take her feet away. She’d have to like, crawl to school.

[@chaseorna2127]

Lmao!

[@chloevaughn9755]

That had me dead

[@m.i.3334]

"I'm funny! I'm funny...right?" *nods casually* "Right?!" *nodding intensifies*

[@YouzAhWierdo]

Hope they don’t give the kids Mountain Dew and chocolate for energy lol

[@AxxLAfriku]

ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very sweet girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 not-alive orangutans oh nooo) in my perfectly great videos that most people consider to be the reason of life! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid daz

[@MaxtonBusa]

Seeing this made my day happy

[@Crabber_YT]

You have done ya research. Nice. 😊

[@cheermomcoach]

They do

[@bellawood6476]

Ikr

[@rachelporter7946]

im sitting here rewatching daz’s videos, and I think I started working at subway because he always said he LOVES subway.. ive been there for forever now. lol love ya daz

[@zelaiyaa]

“Eleven thousand, eleven and a half grand, eleven an- 𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫👹! “ 😂😂 best part

[@yurikibutsuji7304]

As soon as I read that. The same part came XD

[@luco663]

"I want a million pounds, right now" "No" *balloon deflating noises*

[@sakuratree8816]

Omg I'm Dying XD

[@Blank_space777]

Wow when that girl said she “practiced sucking in her stomach “ I felt that bc when I was in 2nd grade I started doing that bc all my friends said girls a little bigger than me were ugly..I felt that and I feel really worried about her future

[@crossplayed]

I’ve been doing it for years Eventually it gets to the point where it feels gross to not suck in 😅 I always did it due to friends as well so you’re not alone!

[@powers4093]

I did it in kindergarten, kids used to make funny of how I looked and my weight even though I didn’t have any fat to me so I stil sucked in my stomach

[@macerino9306]

Your body is always beautiful :) treat it well

[@mialouise3024]

I have been doing it for years and now if I don’t I feel weird, so I feel that so much, and I honestly wish I hadn’t done that when I was little

[@storytellingtime4862]

I did it in year 5 and 4

[@_xlynx]

4:08 “i’ve grown into what can only be described as a uhm .. ✨ *sausage patty* ✨ “

[@savannarosecouperbarnett677]

I think pageants are disgusting, a way of fetishising children and a way for the mothers to do what they wanted as kids. That poor girl would probably be doing anything else if she could but her mind is so spoilt to be perfect for her mother’s wishes and dreams..

[@savannarosecouperbarnett677]

@Malone Jackson nah yeah I wanted to do that shit too but it wasn’t popular in my country and now that I’m grown up it just seems like what I said… it’s just my view on it soz

[@freya-louise8805]

@Malone Jackson thats great and I'm happy you got to do something you enjoy. Unfortunately its just such a small minority of kids that do pageants that actually want to it just makes it an overall toxic thing. Its a shame

[@Starchie28]

Daz has the platform and the voice to speak out in protest against these typed of pageants. I think if he expressed his opinion further he could possibly encourage opposition and awareness in protection of these young girls.

[@rxvxrie757]

Ballet is one of the most damaging things I did when I was younger. I remember standing in the front and my ballet teaching staring at us. When she came to me she patter/slapped my stomach and said “better suck that in! your tummy is showing!” I was 5.

[@larasearle2781]

I'm so sorry ❤️❤️❤️

[@anxietybox4392]

100% agree I did ballet for 12 years and let’s just say I have some shit body image issues because my teacher would take a stick and SLAP our stomachs if we weren’t thin enough. I was also 5 this continued for 5 more years. The Years following I had left that studio and had to move from a previously amazing studio ( I left the one just mentioned and went to a new one but sadly had to leave cause we needed to move) and the studio in the new state would make us slide between the little gap between the bars and if you didn’t fit. YOU WERE FAT SHAMED. So I totally under!

[@Rose-ry6gm]

Same

[@virginia31621]

I agree. There was one time we're this girl wasn't very flexible and we were doing splits and she didn't go all the way down. She said she was in pain and the teacher kicked her out. She could have helped her. The girl was crying and she kept yelling at her

[@water723]

yeah so I was taking classes for it and i was over weight and the socks did not fit that's why I hate it

[@froggerson2.079]

It’s so sad that people even do these things. She is spoiling her child and telling her everything she has to do. The poor child doesn’t even get to grow up properly. Her mom is buying her expensive dresses and making her suck in her stomach, which is horrible. That’s how eating disorders are developed, which isn’t the girl’s fault whatsoever. It’s sad that she will eventually have to see what the world actually looks like.

[@Mamsy_Wamsy]

Your pfp gave me so much nostalgia... 😳

[@elliesheridan8003]

@@Mamsy_Wamsy i used to watch the show but i can't remember what its called

[@Mamsy_Wamsy]

@@elliesheridan8003 peep in the big wide world :,)

[@elliesheridan8003]

@@Mamsy_Wamsy YES OH MY GOD

[@bee_3887]

It’s cruel how mothers/fathers/parents live through their children and spoil them but giving them insecurities and suffering in how they look

[@kaelahbaldwin41]

5:57 just yes this is hilarious I love his sarcasm 😂

[@esmewoolford9979]

There were so many iconic quotes in this: ‘Send her to the military’ ‘Give her a rifle’ ‘Slender man had a child and she’s in a nail salon’ ‘Her spirit can cut cheese without a knife’ ‘She has Freddy Kruger hands and she’s still not happy’ ‘*gags*…. *gags again*…. Why would they- *gags*’ ‘Katelyn has been held at gunpoint’ ‘*sniffs* **sniffs harder** I smell eating disorder’

[@rochelle1199]

“Her happiness is first”. That’s bad parenting because the child’s HEALTH should come before their happiness

[@dislikeroftheinternet5499]

What makws u think happiness has nothing to do with health. From the way she says it it sounds as if she wants the daughter to go crazy to only control her on what to do

[@chinomorenoisdaddy2356]

@@dislikeroftheinternet5499 ikr

[@becca_rose_x]

And it also means she is likely to grow up with an entitled attitude. Wanting to be put first and getting whatever you want, when you want- putting her happiness first is not a good way to bring up a child. All it does is create an entitlement. You gotta teach your child that there are times in life where you can’t get everything you want, that’s just life. You gotta teach your child no sometimes.

[@bicyclegirl1616]

Neither should come before the other, it’s the parents job to find a way that their child has both, meaning none sacrifices the other.

[@Matildalovesyou]

So you’re saying if you’re kid is depressed and they’re healthy it’s ok? I say happiness first then health.

[@wolftrap5745]

Me: "I'm so fat, I need to exercise more" Daz: "I'm a sausage patty"

[@hungrytortoise4341]

I laughed so hard at that😂😂😂

[@elliesmith1375]

PAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@idonthaveone60]

15:31 i was dying here, the little oink sounding thing was what really got me. 💀

[@sharky9229]

Daz is like my dad when my dads not around. He’s genuinely taught me to be a better person. Thank you, Daz. ❤️

[@brown_gurl]

No but fr, I essentially grew up with Daz, I was barely in the double digits and now an adult. He's always been a wonderful adult figure and I'm ngl I credit some of my humor to him 💕

[@owen.o.z._5283]

same. my dad is really emotional distant, so i feel like daz is a father figure to me

[@brown_gurl]

@@owen.o.z._5283 same dude. I'm barely getting to know my old man, truly. But damn am I grateful for Daz and creators like him that can provide that type of comfort to people