Daz Watches Do Not Laugh!

[@Scoutyie.]

When Daz holds back laughter, the longer he holds it the more stupid of things make him crack 😂

[@ZestyZ2.0]

youtube.com/@ZestyZ2.0

[@dum3761]

Yes

[@ElenathePenna]

Omg fr

[@ProducerSteve11]

Daz’s laugh is the most infectious, adorable thing ever

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

So true 😍🥰

[@CelliumsBurner]

@@dansouthwell6557you’re saying this everywhere, no one gives af

[@katieroberts3741]

It really is very time Daz laughed i laughed 😂

[@callumshakells7334]

OPTIR

[@callumshakells7334]

0:48

[@Greasyhampster12345]

It’s alway a good day when daz uploads especially a try not to laugh

[@pennymojo_2002]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up the both of ya

[@Crown4King]

hello profile picture twin

[@cosmicplanetastic]

@Leaked Videos we all know he didn’t

[@cosmicplanetastic]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok I won’t

[@ImperialAkio]

@Leaked Videos ..

[@TheBaileyandashlyn]

@1:32 Daz, I don't think you understand the life threatening experience they are about to have. The spider isn't outside the car. It's on the inside.

[@Rockster.]

well at least the werent badly injured

[@gemmamartin5157]

It's a small spider chill out

[@fnamelname8906]

Wdym? Spider is fren

[@panicverse]

exactly!!! I immediately was like SHIT THAT THYING IS INSIDE NOT OUT

[@Void-y6j]

​@@fnamelname8906 noooo Spiders are foe

[@-laila_was_here-]

2:39 why did he fall so ✨gracefully✨ 💀

[@lilydavies-wainwright9354]

I love his laugh from. 5:19 - 6:00 is so adorable

[@karlllllllllllll]

he sounded like a psycho fym

[@crazinessislife5356]

Omg yess

[@SageLuvvz]

Naw dis is him: man. Squeaky toy. clown. repeat. Now put that on a shirt and call it ART.

[@brooklynbeattie9293]

@@SageLuvvz ???

[@SageLuvvz]

@@brooklynbeattie9293 the sounds he makes when he laughs is like that. So he laughs firstly like a man then a clown and ect

[@Amoral_Crow]

Most people grow out of certain youtubers as they get older, been watching you daz since the last thing i remember, im 18 now and still smile when i see you upload Never change, never stop doing what you do, even if you dont see it, the happiness and joy you bring so many is uncountable Thank you for being you 💕

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

I'm 30 in March and still love to watch Daz. Always will

[@Amoral_Crow]

@@carolinesconcertvids860 its so wonderful knowing that even if we get older we grow with the channels and KZbinrs we love, we get to see how they grow and become something special, daz’s channel and viewers have always felt like a big family, even if theres some horrible people here and there, for the most part his community is quite wholesome 💕

[@giggle_snort]

I only found Daz like a year ago, and I can confidently say that if he's still uploading in 10 years, I'll still be watching his videos. 😄

[@alissabaker9153]

same the first time i watched daz i was 12:( 18 now

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

@@alissabaker9153 you and the poster are making me feel old lol

[@krislaw6013]

Who knew all I needed was Daz's infectious laugh to brighten my bad day.

[@krislaw6013]

@YeaMan omg. That's so cool. If Daz says it's good then it must be.

[@OmegaStella]

@@krislaw6013 he is bot

[@krislaw6013]

@@OmegaStella Oh. Well now I feel stupid🤣

[@SadPeel]

Daz was questioning himself at 7:27 😂

[@ManicMama.]

It's cool how everyone's sense of humor is so different. I didn't really think any of these were funny and I usually laugh at everything! I laughed more at Daz laughing than I did the video lol also 7:52 that's just _terrifying_ 😱

[@RavenclawDaisy95]

Yeah it looks scary as heck, but it would be so fun to feel the adrenaline. It was good that they had parachutes.

[@cryxtalartist145]

10:33 “It’s not an iPhone it’s just an I” 💀💀

[@s.g2344]

Awww Daz's laugh at 5:40 (uber driver) cracked me up and sounded so sweet lol 😅

[@havesomefckndignity7420]

Dunno why but it reminded me of Deji's laugh

[@HollyMxx]

5:32 achievement unlocked- inner kettle

[@sakuratree8816]

Omg So True😆

[@crreepycousins]

Just got to that bit and immediately opened comments 😭

[@unavailable151]

11:42 The only time Garfield has run in his life

[@Nananahs]

5:34 the most adorable laugh ever✨😌

[@kaliamolique4745]

Nobody can make my day but daz😂

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Agreed 💯❤️

[@mckynzibarnard8340]

I hope you don’t have kids lol 😂. Bc that’s just wrong. Or parents you love. 😂. Dammmmnnnnnn it. What a burn 😂.

[@kaliamolique4745]

@@mckynzibarnard8340 as a KZbinr I mean 😂

[@kaliamolique4745]

@Leaked Videos WHAT LITERALLY MY DREAM😭

[@METROPOLITANBORD89YT]

Meow

[@angelbragdon8525]

I laugh more at Daz's reactions to the clips than the clips themselves😂

[@bailee474]

daz’s laugh is contagious 🤣

[@NYKIRA]

😂

[@Shortcake8399]

10:10 same honestly.. I don’t know how people smash their phone so many times

[@Social_Butterfly25]

Don’t think Daz realized the spider was IN THE CAR 💀💀💀

[@EmilyJMouse]

Frrr

[@snowisexhausted3029]

Daz’s laugh honestly makes my day 10x better 😂

[@RF_dhdahngtj99]

Especially when you're old.

[@NYKIRA]

😂😂

[@Somemidwestcomedian]

Daz laughing like the Joker at 5:25 😆 🤣

[@jessicaconner1242]

I’m screaming

[@brodymuser2947]

8:37 did anyone get a ad right here with daz's face 🤣🤣🤣

[@Galaxsity]

Funnily enough I got a Shazam ad

[@rugmaster2750]

“Rabbit has a mortgage” got me rolling

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Dal's laugh is pure damn gold!! 0:32 That wasn't a laugh, that was a chainsaw starting up, holy moly. 3:27 Biden is speaking Enchantment Table! 7:11 Me neither, I just don’t get it. 10:56 That dog looks pissed off, lol 11:28 Cracks me up every time!

[@oliverduguay8324]

11:06 is the funniest part of the video, ive never laughed so much while having my jaw hanging

[@CoolioBee]

You can never be sad when Daz uploads a try not to laugh video! It really just makes your day even better than before!

[@Arctic_roach]

@YeaMan I don't needa check because Daz would never say it's fire

[@ily2m803]

2:08 From this day forward, everytime I remember this moment I'll cry laughing

[@pvte.account]

2:57 😂😂😂 HE HAS A MORTGAGE

[@mindyschocolate]

6:00 they’re making fun of Teslas 😂

[@wlrwilly]

5:08 bro got a tv💀😭

[@MK_Music18]

Love all u do daz. Thank u for giving me a laugh wen I need it:)

[@quizzxy]

We all knew as soon as we clicked on the video he is going to laugh in the first minute.

[@Reggie269]

You was correct

[@alishastevens8049]

actually he made it 2 minutes and 12 seconds so shush😵‍💫

[@engenieee]

@@alishastevens8049 lol u don’t need to be rude abt it telling them to shush,it was a comment,a harmless comment.

[@deltathewolf2989]

5:18 Daz when from a kettle to Pennywise with that laugh😂🤣😂🤣

[@abigailstuart7083]

1:47 really got me 😂😂😂

[@Franjolas]

10:20 BRUV ILL WAKE UP AND SOMEHOW MY SCREEN HAS 2 NEW CRACKS THAT WERENT THERE BEFORE I WENT TO SLEEP!

[@asmrigguys]

10:53 hits different.

[@sleepyslxth101]

3:44 bro went to narnia

[@evalubega4457]

love how daz didn't get the spider thing, the point was that the spider was on the inside of the car.

[@roxiesvlogs8406]

everytime im upset or need cheering up i can rely on Daz he always makes me smile

[@Miraimiraii]

coming to daz's comments makes me so happy like if i was daz i would be crying everyone's so sweet, im sure he loves all the kind things everyone says sm it's great ❤

[@Flamo_The_Insano]

Ahhh,the feeling when you have lots of revision due for tomorrow,but you forget the feeling by sitting down with a can of pop,and watch daz non stop for about 3 hours,then realise you need to do your homework-

[@TheAimirak]

11:43 LMAFOO

[@hiidk6414]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations!

[@sexy_seal]

what the hell

[@rats.ate.my.homework]

did you just comment part of the bee movie script?

[@kody_man11]

What the fuck is that the bee movie script

[@Sharksrpretty]

6:40 Henderson is showing a lesson to learn in year 11 in S.E ☺️

[@anarchist_loli9624]

Daz may always fail these challenges, but he never fails to make us laugh!

[@RichardStarfish]

1:25 Hey daz, the spider didn’t dodge it, the spider is in the car

[@Takaichi666-]

5:16 the way he laughs at the giant tablet in the man’s car

[@Jazseklol]

Nobody Minecraft Endermen: 1:13

[@Elemental_Bender]

I can't unhear it now 😂😂😂😂

[@brooke4774]

0:08 love your videos❤

[@brock_is_key]

See, I don’t fail cause these videos are funny. I fail cause Daz’s laugh is so infectious!! 😂😂

[@victoriaevans6327]

Dazes best laugh was at: 5:18 and onwards for like a min 😂😂

[@TheForgottenAdventurers]

I always try not to laugh and challenge myself, but Daz's laugh is far too contagious!

[@gi.destiny]

1:14 got me

[@snowman1352]

He made it to 2:15 what a champ.

[@evaporated_bubble]

11:20 too funny. 😂

[@unwanted_fileEXE]

daz's laugh makes life instantly better

[@invaderzimfanone5408]

3:09 I need to see this rabbit

[@juliethomas5096]

And he was actually crying, when he laughs I just can't hold it 🤣🤣

[@happyface6569]

His laugh at 5:25 has me crying😂😂daz never fails to make me laugh

[@doktordrift948]

9:30 Daz: "Views don't mean a thing..." Also Daz: View count literally determines if he has a career online or at the gas station.

[@cosmicplanetastic]

11:13 it’s okay Daz, you can laugh, ik it’s funny (I’m black)

[@LilBit1270]

Omg I thought I was gonna pass out I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@urshy7453]

As an adult, hearing a fart always brings out our inner child.... 😆🤣 Hearing Daz cave in laughing when hearing a fart just confirms this 🤣🤣🤣

[@Olithedolly]

You can all agree that daz make all of are days better like I’m having a really hard time with my friend that just randomly turnd on my and when I get back home when I wach daz it just makes my day and ty daz for taking this time to make a video for us to make us laugh❤

[@cyrage101]

06:09 my guy is pennywise

[@Evilyn_]

💀

[@sakuratree8816]

Bruh No XD

[@Elac.x]

Daz never fails to make us laugh like he is the most funniest human on planet😂

[@Bubbl3sForfun]

Guys come on! Whenever Daz laughs we ALL laugh! It’s contagious but hilarious! 😂😂

[@lowheadvarney158]

Not only that but his witty phrases make it funnier still 😆

[@wacko__bbx]

"and he was dead. He was never seen again" 🤣🤣

[@LilBun20]

1:26 I feel like Daz didn't realise the spider was on the inside of the windshield😂

[@madilockerby9763]

i haven’t laughed this hard in ages. thank you so much daz, the last little bit has been a little rough for me. this video helped me so much ❤️

[@MrDanielenac]

8:14 The fuckin cat- 😂🤣

[@Elise.DD923]

His laugh is so contagious

[@TheComediaSisters]

Teslas be like: 5:55

[@FlyingHawlucha]

Daz and laugh in the same sentence…. Oh how I’ve waited 😭

[@michaelcaruso8472]

Not me at work as an IT consultant watching this… 5:05

[@archonlucifer6618]

Can we take the time to appreciate this man's comedy, daz is literally the funniest person we know

[@leonhardolaye-felix8811]

Seriously, are you a bot?

[@archonlucifer6618]

@@leonhardolaye-felix8811 no. I'm not

[@GCG177]

2 mins and 11 seconds without laughing new world record for Daz 🎉🎉🎉

[@Lizzy-Chan]

9:55 Once I didn’t realise I had left my phone on top of the car, and we started driving, my mum was going really fast and that’s when I realised I couldn’t find my phone, the next day we received a call from a random guy saying we had found my phone on the road and we had handed it in to a glass station, but we where 2 hours away from the gass station and when we got my phone back, it was on 20% and had no crack, if u don’t believe me u can ask any member of my family, and my friend and my mums friend

[@YourLocalDazzler]

5:21 I’ve never heard that sound come out of Daz’s mouth before 😂

[@sammyplayzroblox4457]

BRO HIS LAUGH AT 5:25 ALMOST KILLED ME ToT

[@Zytharr03]

My science teacher did that with a chunk of lithium. There's now a small explosion mark on the ceiling 8:27

[@dominicgelinas7340]

2:07 is my favorite

[@Djmcnelson]

8:34 omg hope she is alright daz had the same reaction as me 🤣🤣

[@Noodlez-Animationz]

His face got me laughing like a person form Ohio 🤣🤣🤣8:37

[@peachygamez]

5:25 to 5:37 that’s a new laugh 😂😂

[@jeffreyallen6545]

3:30 yeah pretty much dude, you're not wrong at all lol. Garbage fire.

[@Tyler-gq6pf]

7:55, That was pretty cool how they did that.

[@cyrusphrogee]

8:29 bro I got an add right as it exploded

[@joannazaradna8329]

5:25 when Daz got posessed by gollam

[@Damali-c2r]

5:25 Daz man that laugh sounds like slappy from Goosebumps 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JanesVIBEZ]

Good thing he had a helment 9:05

[@Marscotheman]

wtf is a helment?

[@kaijunerd4001]

We need more of these videos cause they’re so good. Daz’s laugh is just contagious and I love it

[@comic-boi]

0:30 Bruh that’s a wubbox not a human

[@hangezoe4930]

Frrr

[@theeharlz]

That shit sound like a door

[@cam-tn4cs]

2:08 IM DIEINGG SO HARD PLS 😭😭😂😂

[@gemmashuttleworth8328]

10:34 funniest part of the video is daz explaining how other people have broken phones 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ my phone is just like that ‘drops phone.,. Broke as sh:^* ‘ and my other half is just like daz… ‘drops phone no scratch’ 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@camplayz594]

I can definitely speak for most people when I say I try not to laugh at Daz laughing 😂

[@damiendangelo96]

The laugh at 5:26 bro 💀

[@gabib4966]

8:04 I’d also love to be this daring. Maybe in another life, bc Ik I would try, I’d look down, and then boom it’s raining puke.

[@EmilyJMouse]

1:43 😂😂😂that cat i swer i died

[@donniearmstrong8390]

the cat at 9:10 had a look of I am so shitting in your shoes tonight