DAZ WATCHES TIKTOKS THAT ARE TOO FUNNY

[@ArcherSmash]

Daz: "I guess I have stupid humor." Everyone: "Who doesn't?"

[@ONYXPROJ3CT666]

also everyone: *have bots in your comment*

[@asherthewolf6800]

Our humor! It's broken!

[@asherthewolf6800]

@Lissa goty 🤡

[@asherthewolf6800]

@beauty zone 9 🤡

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Lol 😂

[@AnnieNorthman89]

As someone that lives in the States, I can agree that all cookie tins do have sewing materials inside them 😆 It’s rare to find actual cookies.

[@bveanv]

yessss i found a cookie tin at my grandmas and got so excited just for it to be needles LMFAOOA

[@AnnieNorthman89]

@@bveanv 😆 I know exactly how you feel lol

[@Thollis1987]

My mom and Nana have those tin cookie cans for sewing needle kit.

[@AnnieNorthman89]

@@Thollis1987 It's always the sewing needles 😣 I just wanted a cookie..

[@thebasileus4793]

@@bveanv eat the needles.

[@joesmilk3492]

I wouldn't have laughed, but when daz said "stupid child" I couldn't help but chuckle.

[@penelopeandelsie]

Yes Joe, quite understanding. I chuckled too.

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

Daz: "I don't watch KZbin much, unless it's cooking, *good* cooking" Also Daz: Watches Kay's cooking

[@everjustcuriousdesigns5190]

I wondered if anybody else had noted that 😝

[@Bowdy0]

Huggy wuggy 3 am amongus me perdonas me gusts buenos noches hombre del pan

[@gealicgamezpoker1938]

Yo i think we should get Chef Rasmey and Kay to have a cook off

[@frushperson2790]

He was literally saying that as I was reading this comment 😂

[@The.unkxown1999]

That’s shii cooking lmaooooo

[@aamxliia]

Daz is just a wonderful man. He's respectful, knows what and what not to make jokes out of, he's hilarious, and just seems like a genuinely honest and nice guy to be around.

[@Liam-nn1bg]

He’s also a liar

[@Liam-nn1bg]

@@daviehainey4022 he lied about Andrew Tate in his video

[@ratmama56]

@@Liam-nn1bgmug

[@beneds10]

You see these TikTok’s and they don’t make you laugh but you watch dad watching them and there 100 times more funny 😂😅

[@TheSilverPhoenix356]

@@Liam-nn1bg he didnt

[@yamumgay2778]

My nan told me the reason she doesn't buy actual sewing kit holders and get the biscuit tin was so she had an excuse to eat a whole tin of biscuits to herself

[@Jynnifer]

As a seamstress here is the truth: storages specifically for sewing is 2 - 3x more expensive. Most decent things start at $10 and I have seen them go up to $70. That vs a 5-8$ cookie tin you can reuse after eating the cookies is just plain resourceful

[@liamcribb728]

I can't be the only person who thought you said sewer as in the place that holds feces

[@TheAutumnees]

And a lot of the times the cookies were a present for some occasion, I remember getting them for Christmas, and that means free! Plus the cookies are good. I'm weird about throwing away stuff I could reuse and they definitely do a good job holding stuff. It's obviously recognized across the world I didn't realize these were sold everywhere I don't see them often anymore

[@sian8322]

it's a two in one too, you get the biscuits/cookies/sweets and then get the storage after.

[@DoofenshmirtzsInators]

@Masky Polaski why are u replying then (no offense but ???)

[@brqe]

@Masky Polaski we just gonna gloss over the 'pregnant father' part 😭

[@lorain4696]

For the toilet argument: u should always flush with the toilet seat fully closed with the lid, to prevent whatever particles from flying up in the air, and then the next person using will always have to lift it up.

[@thenecromancer5007]

Both smart and saves the whole “manners” argument, nice

[@user-fz9hl5ee3b]

also women need it down for both uses and men need it down for 1/2 so in total 3/4 need the seat down so men should just put it down

[@thenecromancer5007]

@@user-fz9hl5ee3b open the door for men then

[@tattycakes2k2]

Thank you!

[@justice.barnett]

agree!

[@marleyannee]

The man: “Nigativity is-“ Daz: trying to hold his laughter in his whole body system Me: *chokes on coke*

[@ChaseDaXc]

Wtf

[@hahahaha.-_]

I hope ur black..

[@mackenziebaughman5903]

I choked on my DP

[@VyhynStraker]

I chocked on air

[@Unknown-777CE]

I thought ur supposed to sniff it

[@EPY0N]

We need Daz to do this more often, I never stopped laughing the entire video.

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

I agree 🥰

[@FormerlyAMuffin]

As a transgiraffe, I think Daz should do this more often.

[@brandonbrown5782]

I’ve been watching Daz for 6 years now and it looks like he hasn’t aged😭

[@gtmplayer14]

i agree he looks the same

[@pebblelive]

@@shannonmccartney7756 …what

[@luznoceda2003]

He looks older in 2014 it’s so weird

[@artemis8396]

@@luznoceda2003 I believe he lost weight so that might be why

[@luznoceda2003]

@@artemis8396 yeah true

[@evievisser3981]

8:51 never ever heard someone describe something so specific to my own experience. The expression on Daz’s face and the comment were SPOT ON

[@fushi3219]

Had the exact same reaction

[@kaimcfarland107]

Daz: "I'm actually gonna try not to laugh." Me: "Yeah effing right."

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

We all know he always ends up laughing lol I love him so much he's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@Qi2X2E]

@Krasnolud did we ask?

[@m16jonbo37]

Daz’s laugh = contagious. I was doing fine until he started laughing 😂

[@dallasfrost1996]

Same!

[@psycocyborg9630]

If you watch this after seeing the Andrew Tate reaction video it really shows how different daz’s attitude is when it comes to a serious issue like Tate

[@Funkychicken191]

I just saw the tate video too, he’s a disgusting man and my friends admire him. There’s women going through a lot and he is not setting a good example for next generations

[@ltgold2020]

Yea after all this I realize Daz is not funny at all

[@WhClaus.]

@@ltgold2020 alot people find him funny though, some dont. Different humor i guess

[@vSerafina]

@@ltgold2020 Damn that’s crazy, anyways why are you here then? :)

[@greeneyedgirlyy]

@@ltgold2020 ok byeee we don't want you here

[@kenziedoesntcare_yeet1326]

I’m convinced Daz has found the Fountain of Youth cause this guy does not age. I’ve been watching him since Vine and he looks the same

[@M.Moadeli123]

Same as me. On a different note, anyone else miss vine?

[@Sarah_Loves_BTS]

OF COURSE 😭

[@silverengineproductions]

“Nigativity can-“ Daz: *trying not to laugh* Me: Choking on my coke.

[@Rosawuzhere]

That's fucking stupid

[@rochelle1199]

I read this comment as it came up 🤣

[@Qi2X2E]

Which type of coke, the liquid, or..?

[@aRllySpitefulGator]

I read it as coc-

[@ZoneProne]

But Nana's Biscuit Tins are quality tins! 👌 6:39 IYKYK

[@hi-jv1lq]

A new try not to laugh video with Daz? The laughing has already begun. 😂

[@NO_icp_fan_69]

Lol

[@phoenixaxis329]

Am laughing looking at this comment 😂😂

[@Ahrea03]

truuuuuue!!"

[@jomccallister5773]

lol its true tho

[@MyonMeowz]

7:23 probably one of my favorites 💀

[@marrisaamoss]

honestly daz makes me laugh so much when im feeling upset and he is just so amazing

[@EchozTV]

Dude I’m so happy you’re still going strong after such a humble and amazing intro to Mr. Daz Black back in the vine days. Much love Daz

[@joannetozer]

My Daughter loves watching Daz and all I can say is please make more guys like this one , Daz Guys Where are you ??? I want one 🤣

[@deanmaartens2059]

Daz needs to get a cat or dog that randomly jumps on him while he playes horror games

[@artofkai]

I think he does have a doggo 🐶 lol

[@xKiwi_Birbx]

He has (or had) a dog called Gizmo, like a french BD cross Pug

[@SERNOIE]

@@xKiwi_Birbxhe still has him

[@xKiwi_Birbx]

@@SERNOIE Ah alright, just haven't seen him in a while. Thanks for the update

[@carolinarodriguez786]

I love how Daz says he's actually going to try not to laugh and not even 2 minutes later he's already cracking up 🤣😂😂

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Same lol😂

[@Mmmsandwich]

I’m watching this at 3am and my sleeping grandmother is next to me, the ultimate try not to laugh challenge

[@woody6456]

Sometimes I swear the actual videos don’t make us laugh it’s daz’s reactions to them that make us laugh

[@prettydaisyx3938]

Would love to hear Daz's take on the whole 8 Passengers family! Everything from Anasazi, the lunch, Connexions, the FB group, Christmas! The Dad Challenge Podcast explains it so well

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

@@jem_jaqovich Most likely trans or intersex. Although, worth noting: This person's probably a troll, due to all of their replies mentioning they're a pregnant father.

[@fluffybees7106]

‘’If a cat starts speaking Scottish, back the f*** off’’ 😂😂 that sent me

[@TheDragonsRose]

I have solved the toilet seat conundrum: Everyone puts it down, LID AND ALL. Whoever keeps it open is just ASKING for something to fall in that doesn't belong. That way everyone has to open it, same as closing. Case closed.

[@TheDragonsRose]

@zoiu tooi It's a lovely sentiment XDD

[@silverfox1492]

And the flush splash, particles all over your bathroom if the lids not down 🤮

[@TheDragonsRose]

@@silverfox1492 Yup! Imagine if we could see bacteria, it'd be a life-changer for so many.

[@alondrat4025]

daz never fails to brighten up my day. he’s hilarious! i’ve been binging his daz watches videos all day. kind of off-topic, (MINI SIDE RANT) but he also has the right morals. what i mean is that even though no opinion is “correct,” if everyone had his opinion about the world and society, there would be world peace.

[@artemis8396]

Yes he has such common sense morals

[@tararosabelle7368]

I agree he just has normal common sense which is something many people don’t have these days. He’s a good person.

[@Rebezolo]

3:39 DAMNNN! Daz at the end was just like 👁️👄👁️

[@Bonkyboy23]

The way the guy left was like "alright buddy that's too far"

[@kyberco.1673]

1:56 got me😂

[@Garlic7192]

8:00 The cat was hilarious

[@angeliquehilll]

the teacher who was doing the zip line was my high school teacher. that video went viral and it’s so crazy to see it on daz’s channel😭😭😭

[@henryh8130]

I love it when these videos come out - I end up dying laughing

[@recitationtohear]

Lets be honest we all enjoyed this video by having this: *kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLc*

[@aubz3614]

Daz is the only person who made you all laugh during he pandemic like let’s be fr lmao. I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL DAZ I BET YOU HAVE THE BEST TEA EVER!!

[@aubz3614]

@xrrxy vvoi that’s just common sense I love when Daz just calls people fucking stupid for just saying common sense

[@Jack-in-the-box13]

Daz:” I don’t watch KZbin unless it’s cooking.” Me:”Kay’s coo-“ Daz:”good cooking.” Me:”Ok alright.”

[@patrickedwards2604]

Daz, I know you may not see this but I absolutely love your content and it makes me smile when you make it. A thing I enjoy is looking at your ghost hunts and comparing them to my own knowledge on the supernatural.

[@EnderDBD]

"I can't be hot to everyone" Daz, there's no need to lie to us

[@TrayusStudios]

I just love this ending XD "Stay dazzling! HAAAA!"

[@sncwimp5775]

I LOVE YOU DAZ!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@recitationtohear]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLc* Finally it's here.

[@jackjohnstone1683]

As a Glaswegian, I found the Scottish cat joke absolutely hysterical! 😂😂😂

[@AnnaJohnson-oo7yf]

8:59 ok Daz’s reaction was perfect but I had to blink as well. 😂 LOVE YOU DAZ!!❤

[@thehenthatsings]

9:42 the cat tried to grab the dog out the air lmao!!

[@G3ck07]

9:48 bro I was dying 😂😂😂 couldn’t breath for the entirety and woke my parents up. They yelled at me but that’s the hardest I’ve laughed in actual years. Daz you need you continue this series man.

[@anonivan]

fuck it, i'm your parents now *unyells at you, laughs with you* i literally was dying at 9:48 too 😭🤣

[@rhyswilson1476]

Same idk why tf I found it so funny 😂😂

[@ashtonwilson2116]

10:18 timee stamp crazy dazz why lol big fan keep it up.

[@Mentally-unstable-person-3.141]

2:06 ngl that was actually kinda of cute and calming when he laughed he sounded so innocent

[@shayleeblackwell]

Almost got me too

[@NatTheShadowViper]

2:50 Atleast she admitted he had a point Edit: I-is someone gonna tell Daz sewing boxes exist?

[@ilovealluniquerabbits]

I love daz he is always comforting

[@mozzycentraltv9104]

The content that this man has put out over the years never gets old. Daz is such a lovable entertainer and such a role model 👏

[@squirlearl]

I love how Daz’s laugh always makes me smile

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Same 😍

[@GeorgeNiklaus]

"how high are you?" "good, how are you?" genius😂

[@aceixtylovex7109]

Hey Darren! I haven’t watched you in quite a while, just stopping by to say hi! I just wanted to let you know how much you’ve helped me throughout the years. You always managed to put a smile on my face when I was feeling down. Love you Daz. -xoxo, your loyal fan. (Kye)

[@hyunjinsamericanoooooo]

his name is daz, not darren. i know you said daz at the end but why darren at the start??

[@paigedisheroon]

@@hyunjinsamericanoooooo darren is his real name i think. Daz is the name he goes by on youtube.

[@scandalous_skeleton444]

@@paigedisheroon IM JUST HEARING THIS NOW?? AFTER WATCHING DAZ FOR YEARS??

[@saph306]

@@hyunjinsamericanoooooo his full name is darren, daz is a nickname

[@sunny-my9ng]

you have the same name as my sister LOL

[@adamowned]

8:58 when daz went crossed eyed i cry laughed 😭😭

[@michelgodbout4501]

Please more Daz watches...in this crazy world we need more of you.

[@geminika_3407]

Ohhhh looking forward to those ghost hunts. One of my favourite parts of this channel!!!

[@bioboi4438]

This has to be the best try not laugh so far, like it was actually hilarious 🤣. More!!!

[@caseyynelmss]

Aviation nerd here, the reason pilots sound like they’re eating the mics is because for it to pick up their voice the mic actually has to be pressed against their mouth, almost like their making out with the mic.

[@blomlam]

My boyfriend decided to break up with me today ... and after crying for hours I decided to cheer myself up by watching your videos ... I laughed harder than anything and I truly appreciate you , thank you Daz :)

[@ashwolf202]

Your strong girl ❤

[@kimberlyfitzgerald6241]

5:05 Daz: I can't be hot to everyonw Me: iNCoNcieVAbLE

[@christianaguiare544]

Daz has no right to feel insecure

[@Isabel-sg4nq]

How can that cat hit the whip better than mee🤣🤣

[@codyisnotafish]

I seriously appreciate you, Daz. Sometimes I get real sad and then watch one of your videos which helps distract me from the crushing weight of reality 👍

[@ToniaElkins]

I laughed so hard at this! Can’t wait for the Quarry finale! I’m obsessed with it. 😂

[@ToniaElkins]

@Masky Polaski My name is right in front of you and you still spelled it wrong.

[@kellytawney4604]

Hahaha the pilot one got me good! I can’t even understand what the Walmart ppl say on their intercom’s hahah

[@SpiritShadowLJ]

Daz I have been only watching you for a couple of month, I have fell in love with this channel. your are a charismatic and likeable character. You have a very good understanding of society, and you are my favourite you-tuber; as you know that people don’t have to change to be something there not. Keep up the good work, I really appreciate what you do for all of us. Your brilliant. I always come to you for a good laugh, weather that be games or your daz watches videos, I can’t express how much you make me smile. You are brilliant. Stay being amazing

[@mommiellamie5322]

It's bad when I bust a gut laughing but Daz doesn't 😂😂😂

[@Captain_Gojira]

@Masky Polaski what the...😂

[@Ninjetterfox]

1:56 “AAAAAAHHH👹👹👹- I mean aaaaa😇😇😇”

[@YorkshireMemes]

7:56 yeah that cat can whip but can it deliver the nae nae

[@gerardcomics7716]

“When a cat starts speaking Scottish back the fuck off” *im crying* 😂😭

[@soar1ng_el3phants94]

Daz trying to not lose his shit for 12:01 straight 😂:

[@beckacole8029]

They do have something to hold sewing kits, Daz😂 It’s called a “sewing box”, and they’re usually lined with felt to make it easy to pick up needles, and have multiple compartments.

[@r0oster.]

na tackle box is where it's at bro

[@elmodaddy543]

daz’s videos always seem to make me laugh even when i’m going through really bad times. love you daz❤️

[@melty8614]

The won with the dog and the lazzier pen I could not stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NN-oy6zh]

Someone was holding the cat 😂 on 8:27

[@NN-oy6zh]

The easiest solution to the toilet dilemma is to just close the lid after using it then it will be equal

[@user-vr9hk8kh9d]

So glad there’s more ghost hunts coming can’t wait there my favourite thing 👍❤️

[@laurenwincup1767]

Every single video Daz: “I’m actually going to try not to laugh” *laughs within the first 3 videos*

[@Ladis1]

8:08 The most British "What?!" I've heard

[@theendergamerrs8222]

Yoo 5:18 dat FUCKING HARMONY!!!

[@9inecannxn99]

My man 👏👏👏

[@breezey8406]

First one already almost had him!😂❤ Edit: if ur a real dazzler u always watch till the end for the “HA”

[@Butterfly_Pubg18]

Daz always makes me laugh even when I’m feeling the worst lol❤️

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

So true 😍

[@xMourningStar]

2:25 She'd drop the mic and walk out... but.. she's armless. He hit the whip... but can he nae nae? I don't think so.

[@5Rice5Cake5]

Daz I'm turning 15 soon and I'm getting a mohawk I'm so excited also I love your videos you're an inspiration to me ❤️

[@lexiperry5702]

I am just so obsessed with daz's laugh😂😂 it made me laugh for years

[@jshorts637]

9:49 we will go any lengths to resist the heatwave

[@tomiapenk5855]

His laugh is funny af thats whats makes me laugh more.

[@ishmaelsslowrevrebmusic2022]

0:52 The sound effect 😂😂☠️☠️

[@perosn2179]

Daz’s humour: broken My humour: doesnt even compare

[@shayshamrock]

holy shit i started actually dying i could not breathe- i was laughing so hard

[@alyduncan9357]

Daz: Todays video is "try not to laugh" Also Daz: *Dies inside*

[@Ex_r8]

2:18 I’m going to hell. I am going to hell 💀

[@simondowns9436]

@M (pats back) We all are, mate. (sniff) We all are.

[@blackpoolpovs1769]

THE BISCUIT TIN!!!! My grandad did that but instead of having sewing stuff in it, he had his medication in it

[@kciee6258]

I get so happy when I see Daz has uploaded! The reaction videos are my fave and try not to laugh 🥰

[@harpgg3715]

the channel never seems to fail making be laugh! love u dazz!!!

[@youtubernikkired7000]

This guy is my favorite KZbinr that makes me laugh every day I love you daz

[@jasminegrace6419]

Daz.. you make my day darling. Love these! ❤

[@Qi2X2E]

Don’t you mean ‘you make my day a good day’, right?

[@Navisteria]

@@Qi2X2E pretty sure they meant what they said. It’s an actual phrase-

[@lexiwexiwoo]

My dad once lectured me at me for a good 20min for turning the light on in a hotel room to go to the bathroom, as a 5yr old girl. He still struggles with combat PTSD, it was worse as a child and at the time we were moving. So all 3 of us had to sleep in the hotel room together on the road), apparently I scared him badly enough to cause issues. So, me being the good daughter I am, next time I went in the dark but he had used it before bed and I fell in. I hurt my tailbone pretty bad, there was a bruise & like a scrape up my back from my spine knotches scraping the bowl. He felt so bad that he never had that seat up again. So I remain firm on these 3 things, The toilet seat issue is only an issue in these scenarios: early dating/ moving in as a cishet couple, when you've got small kids (because 1, they'll cry and scream,and 2 they'll have to have YOU clean their ass), and if you have guests over. Otherwise, I don't mind grabbing a piece of TP to fix the seat. Plus, if you have it happen once you're always looking, even in an emergency. Also if you live where snakes are prevalent enough, you look anyway lol I grew up in the south mostly (OK, TX, LA) it can get in your toilet & bite your bits.

[@artemis8396]

I'm so sorry about you and your dad. Hope you're both doing well

[@samanthapeters8314]

Daz is handsome. He is funny. He ticks all my boxes. 😀

[@racheyrach_rach3548]

I love how Daz always says he is really going to try and not laugh but 5 secs in he is cracking up!!

[@indybASMR]

Daz is one of the few people on KZbin who can make me laugh out loud 😆

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Agreed 😂