Daz Watches Chapstick

[@mauraconlan9866]

the "3...2...1... I'm a serial killer!!" had me crying

[@loganharter3195]

Your welcome for the 69th like. Lol

[@mauraconlan9866]

Logan Harter ayyy

[@loganharter3195]

@@mauraconlan9866 👍🏻

[@justgaming_5010]

Mhm

[@marandahoush5244]

same

[@eoincleary9829]

Director: How much auto tune do you want in your song? Jacob: YeEeEs

[@controllafluzflow9210]

Lol

[@flowersbottom8808]

Fr

[@_sheluvschristian2838]

Huh lmao

[@victoriaisabella6918]

you have no idea how hard i laughed 😂

[@Jsifncikdbebc]

Eoin Cleary Jacob: all of it

[@PotatoKing27]

"Dogs fucking pizzas" Oh my god im crying 😂

[@sour8762]

Royal Potato I saw the lyrics and apparently it’s dark sparks with pieces I don’t know what the fuck does that mean the fuck

[@potato_404]

Royal Potato well hello there cousin!

[@blank6430]

Nate the fuck that mean 😂

[@vokun864]

Royal Potato IKR XD

[@selinalett1115]

Let me get a BONELESS PIZZA!

[@midzycookiee]

The way that Jenna went from being in jacobs music video to being in SCREAM 😭

[@BertDaMonkey]

Before this she was on Disney channel

[@gamechanger5191]

Now she's staring in the newest beetlejuice

[@rechreviews4773]

and wednesday!

[@RileyGrainger-su8kh]

I new I remembered her face from somewhere

[@litteviolet552]

*likes heavy metal* *is a Shawn Mendas fan* I love this dude.

[@tyrandegaming8144]

jessicagaming552 same

[@sashaamara2315]

Mendes*

[@Misa_starahhhhhh]

The girl is a actor from Disney channel so that’s probably why she is so good

[@charli-janechurch4116]

Yeah, her name is Jenna Ortega. I used to love watching her in Disney all the time

[@potatowitch5560]

Stuck in the middle was my show Jenna Ortega also Harley diez

[@shaquilleoatmeal3906]

Yep stuck in the middle

[@karensmith8911]

And she played young Jane in Jane The Virgin😂

[@lexibease1447]

Grace Ghosty is t she in stuck in the middle

[@ffionellis3647]

"She loves her marshmallows medium-rare" sent me into fits of laughter

[@mayleemorales8642]

I burn my marshmallows 😂

[@australiaisawesome5859]

Meow Gacha I do accidentally

[@lourdeslopez9532]

Same

[@jasongiles4151]

I burn my marshmallows to

[@darkwolf-cg3xd]

And also some wakes in it to ;)

[@laylatherat3774]

“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” lmao I’m litterly dying 😂😂🤣🤣

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

@@taretuc5525 🤦‍♂️

[@2exclusivedxotn-479]

Then get some help damnit

[@anaisbarr9551]

SOME XD

[@clexerl]

5:55 😂😂😂😂

[@TP-mv6en]

Literally* how stupid are people nowadays?

[@getoveryourself.7516]

"LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE"😂😂😂

[@YoshiPotter88]

"IT'S NOT GOING TO COME OFF, YOU CAN'T KEEP IT!" 😂🤣

[@lunarschild6406]

“Dogs f**king pizzas” -Jacob Sartorius

[@justsomegoodcoolguyt7014]

Dylan Davies oh god that had me dying lol

[@miicasso7908]

🤣🤣

[@Projextj]

Dark sparking peices

[@cixrarose0]

LMAO

[@tachanka5736]

Dogs fucking pizzas - Jacob Sartorius -Dxvil Avani

[@cc-cs5036]

“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE!! IT’S NOT GONNA COME OFF, YOU CANT KEEP IT!!” LOL I can’t stop laughing😂😭

[@yeetustodafeeshseeckts2800]

Envious Green 😂

[@mrgreeny906]

I loved that I read this comment exactly when Daz actually says it in the video😂😂

[@reah5798]

Love Is Love omg same 😂😂

[@violetsleepybear8476]

Caitlin C.S IKR

[@adrianna101__6]

Caitlin C.S. lol I was at that part as soon as I was reading your comment😂😂

[@terrinf6827]

I find it so funny that Daz didn’t know who Jenna Ortega was and was complimenting her on her acting and that she is now on Wednesday, I love her so much and I think it’s really cool Daz got to react to her!

[@giedriusjuska1881]

That was 5years ago

[@giedriusjuska1881]

She wasn't famous then

[@terrinf6827]

@@giedriusjuska1881 ok?

[@johnmanoch2377]

@@giedriusjuska1881she literally was? She was on a famous Nickelodeon show lmao

[@solas2466]

People didn't really knew Jenna 4 years ago I mean not as much famous as she is today

[@laureno_o4323]

The girl is an actor that’s why it looks real when they are hanging out bc if she wasn’t an actor she would run 😂😂

[@goofy8109]

Actors are guys so she is a Guy and that means Jacob is you guessed it GAY! Or she's an Actress

[@mynameisno6368]

Lauren O_O I think she is a Disney channel actor. Idk my sister pointed it out

[@evie4173]

@@mynameisno6368 actress

[@mollieklassen8954]

Gigi Vurckio I think your right I’m not sure who tho it’s bothering me now

[@arifarrar5739]

Gigi Vurckio I think she was on Jane the Virgin... So probably has also been on Disney

[@Troymillstead]

I think Jacob should be HONEST about his copyrighting

[@ChasedTerror]

🤣

[@tanja5335]

a lot of people do this more famosu than js

[@chloecunningham9618]

Really really clever

[@evarose7282]

Author Kasey Millstead good one

[@goaway835]

Periodtttt

[@chickennugget8086]

Daz: *peacefully watching the music video* Jacob: 'DoGs F**kInG pIzZaS'

[@pfftthatscrazy]

I heard dads instead of dogs xD

[@mattfromwiisports7798]

Aidyn King HAHA IKR

[@williambarratt8638]

I heard daz fucking peaches

[@pfftthatscrazy]

@@williambarratt8638 Oh gosh..

[@scottstuart578]

he said "dark sparks with peices"

[@lennydawson8780]

Jenna Ortega deserves every bit of success coming her way for agreeing to take part in this atrocitie to the world with nothing but a smile on her face. A true warrior and hero .

[@jazznazz4203]

Absolutely

[@Robloxprincess225]

I thought it was just me who noticed it was Jenna

[@TWK4311]

Same😂

[@fireshield2398]

Yes

[@fireshield2398]

@@TWK4311 ur name

[@anooshathambi2436]

i learned to not drink water while watching Daz...

[@thedazzlerharriet._.8929]

Anoosha Thambi I learnt that too

[@Susan-wx9zu]

Yes

[@elexis.b8675]

I learned not to have to pee while watching Daz

[@joshcarter3499]

Why would you enjoy or want to drink HOT water?!😂

[@jonyuom2115]

Anoosha Thambi me tooooo

[@crookshanks7251]

8:00 if this doesn’t become a Netflix series-

[@VickyTV]

crookshanks it’s does it’s called YOU 😂

[@mythologyirl]

@@VickyTV ?

[@charleecrowe6162]

Vicky Curran hahahahaha even Jenna Ortega is in that series

[@elmo5821]

crookshanks probably not

[@marischisholm763]

There is a TV show about that called “YOU”

[@samuelosullivan2111]

Who else is watching this legend Daz during quarantine?

[@joefoster551]

Yep me 😂

[@nicholafry9951]

Yes 🥳

[@shekhinahs1st]

Yessir

[@HANDSOMEROB-ul6dt]

Yep

[@8sycomorebetterthanall893]

Me

[@TheChosennn]

I love how Jenna Ortega is now very famous and Jacob is basically irrelevant lol

[@HFGD1-n2v]

Same thing about Millie Bobby brown 💀

[@saychii]

depends on the algorithm bro lol

[@lily-Rose14]

realll

[@badbitty2299]

“3..2..1... I’m serial killer. Ohh sh*t” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@messi_fanpage5576]

I nearly died of laughter after that

[@nao_mayo]

Whenever Daz watches a Jacob vid, it’s just a bunch of “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@biaswrecked3770]

Naomi Lopez I was literally going to comment on that 😂💀

[@leothorne4111]

I remember the whole chin thing from when he watched mark Thomas, the other rich fuckboy off musical.ly

[@gofuekilla]

Naomi Lopez If someone touched my chin Guy: touches chin- Me: TOUCH MY CHIN ONE MORE TIME...OOOOOOOH BOYY

[@nomikins5195]

@paperfacequeen I’m offended my names naomi 😀

[@mairivanschoor2434]

The fact that this girl is now more famous than Jacob- whatever his name is- sagittarius is just hilarious

[@kalinaknowles3222]

Yay drivers license and tv shows

[@CRPrsearcher11200]

Yepp

[@virginia31621]

@@kalinaknowles3222 no that's not Olivia roderigo

[@galaxyworld2232]

@@virginia31621 She’s an actress called Jenna Ortega

[@virginia31621]

@@galaxyworld2232 yeah ik he or she was saying the girl from drivers licence and I said it's not Olivia Roderigo

[@TomHartley-k2n]

I love how Jenna is literally one of the most talented actresses and Jacob is still a small influencer

[@amyjohnson9014]

I'm such a big fan of Shawn and thought it sounded like honest as soon as I heard it and when Daz said it I was like SEE

[@agyamuilar]

Sea

[@lemonlysol4032]

Jacob: Nothing between us but chapstick Me: why does she put chapstick on her chin

[@jenniferc.6165]

OMG that had me laughing too hard.

[@carmenbitzer3583]

Lol

[@temper-rl]

im dyin

[@PotatoKing27]

Shes professional because she has a show 😂

[@drewwagenschutz1691]

Royal Potato lol you got 3 top comments in a row. Someday I wanna grow up to be like you

[@lillianwilliamson509]

Royal Potato what's the show again

[@dejapickett4608]

Lillian Williamson stuck in the middle

[@shaniagalvez8936]

She was also in jane the virgin

[@PotatoKing27]

Drew Wagenschutz Ive gotten more than 3 top comments before. Its a good dream to aspire my friend, it feels good to get likes 😂

[@immaboyo9071]

I only just remember Jenna is an actor that’s why she’s so good at not looking at the camera haha

[@avakelly7841]

“His voice has improved.” “(The quality of auto tune has improved.”)

[@fazeinfinitytm952]

U SO RIGHT LIKE LOL LMAO 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@hellofromtheotherside2177]

"We're eating out of a unicorns asshole" I swear I choked on my drink! 😂

[@groovyflorals]

Gemma Welch DEAD!!!😂😂😂

[@hellofromtheotherside2177]

😂😂

[@itilosi9929]

same

[@kaitlynsfangirllife7004]

😂😂😂

[@meganharries3664]

The girl is a professional actor that’s why she’s so good x

[@axrielles7077]

@Student HannahBeatrix Valladolid Jenna Ortega :)

[@tanjastahle7005]

SIMP

[@meganharries3664]

@@tanjastahle7005 wdym

[@rubyhoughton1227]

@@tanjastahle7005 how does that make them a simp ?

[@abdulquadir5953]

@Rebecca Rizkye

[@ns152]

9:23 I like marshmallows burnt black because then you get the crunch and a melted inside

[@Mitch47]

Facts man. Lovely

[@jenniferkelly4997]

Daz:she could be a professional Jenna literally has her own show she stars in😂

[@daisy3228]

McKenna Kelly stuck in the middleeeeee

[@williambarratt8638]

Well I mean if you have your own show you kinda have to star in it?

[@maddiemccan4765]

I died at the dogs f*cking pizzas 😂😂

[@Verrypeachy]

Alice Jensen Same. 😂😂😂😂

[@kyraaaaaa_x6045]

Alice Jensen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 70th perosn to like this comment😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry dog fuckin pizzas 😂😂😂😂

[@khellyaltman4626]

same girly

[@maddiemccan4765]

XD

[@khellyaltman4626]

good question

[@madisonalversa6281]

I like how Daz makes a 3 minute video into a 11 minute video😂❤

[@Josh-yc6vj]

got to get that revenue init

[@captainbadass7513]

Madison Alversa ikr

[@ronnymartinez5312]

Madison Alversa fact

[@OrangeSands]

And actually does it funnily

[@fosjdjdjjrdkjodhshsh1615]

Proper reactor Unlike some people who just watch the video and don’t say shit

[@Starems]

She’s a movie star that’s how she’s so professional!!

[@denji2499]

Nobody: Jacob:”DogS fRiCkiNg PiZZa’s”

[@Beserker_vamp]

Dark spark pieces

[@Beserker_vamp]

He says dark spark pieces look at the lyrics

[@denji2499]

Christian Alanis -.-

[@RekonzChannel]

Christian Alanis nobody cares.

[@denji2499]

Rekonz thank you xd

[@marleycortez7762]

You had me dying of laughter at 1:am and my mom thought I was crazy😂😂😂

[@lucyduncan6429]

Me to!!! 😂😂😂

[@v1per459]

Its 1 am right now....

[@dms_6969]

It is 1:am in 50 min

[@egg7933]

Omg yaas same 😂😂😂😂

[@ryleighwatkins1158]

Me too dude it’s 1:30am here

[@ghostietoastie_]

“I’m a Shawn Mendes Fan” Me: HELL YES! We’re officially best friends Daz! 😂

[@renegadegatoradelemonade4754]

That was meee 🤣🤣 MENDES ARMYYY 😍🤩😂

[@abyssracha]

YESS MENDESARMY 🥰🥰🥰

[@madelync7456]

Same #MendesArmy!!!😊😊❤❤

[@matthewsfj740]

Hey he's my BFF'S 👹👹👹

[@matthewsfj740]

What's the matter with you 😕😕

[@realadrieno]

seeing daz watching a video with jenna ortega in it is like a fever dream, they are both some of my favorite ppl online

[@SimonSNB]

8:43 daz there's medium/rare and then there's cremated

[@sarah1675]

Simon SNB n

[@cbcat747]

Simon SNB HAHAHA

[@thecrybabymel4life815]

Simon SNB LMAO

[@rachelkosha9486]

Lmfao

[@jacw2912]

Simon SNB .

[@andrewscottobsessive2825]

"That's medium rare" "THATS BURNED TO THE CORE" *clean version for the baby dazzlers*

[@EllieDickinson28]

“5:17” 😂 Best line ever. I looked up the lyrics and he actually says “Dark spark with pieces” But I hear nothing but “Dogs f*cking pizzas” 🤣

[@d4niel_magp]

I thought he was tryna say dogs barking pizzas burning

[@daniel.hell0]

Omg same

[@Flopettes]

No he said “dogs barking pizzas burning”

[@anikasinghsood]

@@d4niel_magp same

[@st1ng._.ra3]

XD when I’m at home I’m just like “Dark Sparkle Pieces” and then I accidentally say “Dogs F*cking Pizzas”

[@pixelwolf9828]

"3,2,1 ima serial killer" Got me so bad😆

[@imogenoram7409]

I screamed wen he mentioned shawn and was an actual fan

[@sarahsoliman4389]

Imogen Mendes i was mad triggered i just heard jacobs song today, its so similar

[@saarah7364]

same and i came down here to see if one of my fellow army members had spotted it too🙃😆

[@charlotterose8891]

YEEEESS

[@haleemahmohammed126]

OH MY GOSH SAME and like Jacob get a life, u can't copy Shawn, LEAVE.

[@rubyandscrim211]

Jacob: *makes song for his “gf”* Jenna: so rOmaNtIc Jacob: *cheats on her* Jenna: ;-;

[@clay-kc4ii]

Lol

[@clay-kc4ii]

Jacob:hi Random girl:hi Jacob:*runs to friends* Jacob:OMG DUDES I GOT A GF!

[@anakinskinwalker1724]

@@clay-kc4ii my life basically

[@emileebruh4664]

tracy dale fr tho

[@cheyenne1235]

Actually he cheated on milly Bobby brown with her because she is trash

[@freya7942]

"Dogs fucking pizzas" 😂😭😂😭😂 I thought I was the only one that could hear that 😂 I'm dying 😂😭😂

[@dustycruz6340]

same

[@namelessshipper3216]

I couldn't stop laughing

[@madeline3416]

Me 2

[@erinkrishna9508]

Freya sartorius I'm honestly dying 😂😂😂😂

[@scarletttaylor3421]

I thought that too😂

[@albieramsden3154]

For anyone wondering the lyric was : Dark spark with pieces burning worlds turning My concern is, gettin' closer to you 5:26

[@SWEETNESSanti]

"321... I'm a serial killer, oh shit" I died at this😂😂😂💀

[@pennytrui1149]

SWEETNESSanti same here

[@alysoup4dasoul502]

Really? What color?

[@SWEETNESSanti]

bitch i'm talented Don't be an ass😒

[@alysoup4dasoul502]

SWEETNESSanti 😂😂😂 i already am one

[@M3PTIRAH]

Maybe his a serial killer? He like to collect chins, and for some reason telling people that dogs fucking pizzas.

[@emilyyy212]

"Dogs ****ing pizzas" imagine if he actually said that- *inhale, exhale*

[@spenceroni1738]

Dark spark with pieces

[@bartolomu9080]

He did 😂

[@TacoTender111]

@@spenceroni1738 dogs fuckin pizzas

[@theREALticklemonster898]

he did

[@notliv6500]

IBUKI

[@izy2586]

*the dad jokes*

[@maddiehill5185]

CrankThatBeebo Finn❤️

[@izy2586]

Maddie Hill yhhhh

[@pastelpink1234]

Is this a roast

[@catherinethomson9845]

The Daz jokes

[@jaylenegutierrez7061]

CrankThatBeebo u have a i pod

[@currentlykay7587]

I mean Jenna’s only professional because she’s amazing and she’s litterally an actor but Yh 😭

[@hannahcarnegie5169]

I looked up the lyrics and when it sounds like "Dogs fucking pizzas". I actually says "Dark spark with pieces burning" 😂 But I prefer the "Dogs fucking pizzas" edition 😂😂

[@libsx5513]

I looked the lyrics anti said 'dogs barking, pizzas burning' so now I'm lost lmao

[@kimh1717]

libs x that's what I thought it was

[@shreyag9246]

This song does need chapstick since it’s dry asf

[@laecyturner5247]

Shreya G daaammmmnn

[@amaliagarrido8603]

DANGGGG TRUE

[@tonjiowo3728]

Yasss Shreya G

[@bridge3623]

Ooo shit

[@dianelait3500]

Do you want some gravy with that roast

[@baseballboy7841]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he’s with Jenna Ortega from Disney

[@yzgamingpristine1731]

Fr

[@colin9012]

B Kidder I was thinking the same thing

[@alexaiguess6586]

I was thinking ab that

[@Bryan-ov9nb]

Isnt she on richie rich on Netflix

[@joefoster551]

The Hype House what. The. Fuck! Yeah coz that isn’t fake 😂 ur sick in the head

[@BaileyHepworth-h7n]

He makes me cry tears of joy

[@alleishahodder3169]

I'm pretty sure she's in "Stuck in the middle".

[@xxxchris1972]

Alleisha Hodder she is she plays as hailey I think I haven’t seen the show in the while

[@delete109]

Yes she is..

[@donkey4560]

Alleisha Hodder she is its Jenna something

[@mostafamourad9584]

She is Jenna ortaga

[@kennyforbes8948]

Yeah she plays Harley but her name is Jenna Ortega

[@avahale4581]

Is no one thinking that Jacob almost bit Jenna’s fingers of when she was feeding him😳😆

[@oxygenroland9762]

8:55 Jenna nearly bit Jacob's finger

[@avahale4581]

Haha yea

[@charsweetasjasmine]

The lyrics are “Dark spark with pieces” Fine yes okay I looked it up don’t judge

[@Shadow497Knight]

I thought it said dogs barking with pizzas

[@yuki97kira]

I hear dogs f*cking pizzas

[@bruvonjones]

I agree with daz, but I think it's dogs barking pizzas burning

[@nml3ssgh0st]

Idk. That makes no sense😂

[@masterofnone9457]

I prefer "dogs fucking pizzas" because it makes it easier for me to make fun of it.

[@violetjohann6971]

Daz: *calls himself fat* Also Daz: *is insulted when a fanfiction writer calls him chubby*

[@finv10]

He’s not chubby he’s ✨plump✨

[@kingaaa0364]

The serial killer part hit hard after watching Jenna in YOU

[@calebjones6540]

Yhhh 😂

[@hamishrankin8209]

Yh sfe

[@aimeemuldowney503]

@@Splayd3n She was also in stuck in the middle

[@madelinegraciasmc]

And from stuck in the middle on disney

[@Chanwan517]

True tho

[@magdalenaworosz9467]

"nothing between us but chapstick" No no no "nothing between us but my fist"

[@wemissyoucoreyblueforcorey563]

HA

[@blackmambaphobia]

LMAO

[@kaylabr00t4l]

Yes poggers

[@netharahikkaduwa9788]

HAHAHA

[@zachrobinson7175]

3:13 “she is very professional” yeah that’s because she is an actress 😂

[@Watertastesgood]

Think I've seen her in richy rich

[@jazzyfeli]

@@Watertastesgood she was !

[@A.J_Harrison]

And in stuck in the middle

[@anca_04]

@@A.J_Harrison yes!

[@diceyaz3824]

@@Watertastesgood what the fuck she’s grown up holy shit

[@isabelmarie7545]

No ones gonna talk about the marshmallows? BROOOOOOOOOO I love my marshmallows burned like that. It makes it crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside.

[@renattacastell2007]

“I’m a Shawn Mendes fan” I almost cried I thought I was the only one who thought it sounded familiar 😭

[@Xanyella_]

oh my gosh same haha

[@Adrik623]

Same

[@jacenothing5456]

omfg i thought you meant you heard “im a shawn mendes fan” at the “ dogs f**king pizzas” point

[@Toby_14]

Same

[@jakethebritishpatriot]

Im not a shawn mended fan and i knew he was using shawn mendes tune

[@deannahenry8925]

You are hilarious too much

[@wolfwoman8803]

So true!!!

[@gege7369]

Hilarious to much???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lol no hate!

[@vputa5374]

English grammar good you have

[@eastonstellflue786]

The “Dogs f______ pizzas” thing. The real lyrics are “Dark Sparks with pieces” idk what it means

[@TheYoutubeFBI]

Easton Stellflue I think it means something about zodiac signs idk

[@valkyrie6168]

Easton Stellflue no it’s dogs barking pizzas burning

[@fruitlikerw]

🎶 dogs fucking pizza 🎶 😌✨

[@arashi5582]

It definitely says dogs barking, pizzas……

[@emmar2545]

it’s actually dogs barking, pizzas burning

[@duncanstudios7640]

This is honestly one of the funniest daz games videos ever!

[@nataliebesler8139]

I heard “dads f*cking pizzas”

[@court14]

BAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@hihihihi-ro1zr]

same

[@pz75spyninja79]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@liliagriffin1242]

It was ' dark sparking peices' which also does not make sense.

[@Itscylahluv]

Lmao

[@markgalan2873]

“She likes her marshmallows medium rare” 😂

[@stella327]

Mark Galan I was looking through the company’s and as soon as Daz said she likes her marshmallows medium rare and saw ur comment at the same time😂

[@thereisnomeme9660]

LOL THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO

[@denisetombs1966]

I think I just broke my life

[@Lila12655]

That’s the best way to have them though 😍

[@carmenblack1540]

"You going to steal the records too" lol 😂

[@connorlaing3753]

Just looking back on how Jenna Ortega is now crazy famous and is in a music video like this

[@undertaker7879]

"Does he have a room with chins?" im crying😂

[@lilky376]

Undertaker DeadMan iii

[@charli8491]

"My collection's almost complete"

[@undertaker7879]

Charli 😂

[@A-man1998]

No no not a ROOM...a fucking MUSEUM!

[@animationlover7484]

Daz: do Americans call candy floss sugar something? Me: we call it cotton candy 😂

[@amz1653]

We call it candyfloss in england

[@amz1653]

Thats just a *fun fact* by the way not a dig at u

[@melzepe4951]

@@amz1653 Tbh candy floss or fairy floss sounds cuter

[@amz1653]

mel zepe yeah candyfloss is better than cotton candy

[@meep8026]

Oh ok

[@donovansmith3933]

3...2...1.. I'm a serial killer! Oh shit😂

[@reillyclement4985]

Donovan Smith HAHAHAH

[@ashartoles8834]

I was freaking dying on that for 25 minutes 😂😂😂

[@hannahmckibbin1547]

oh shit run run

[@karleighosenbaugh3361]

I lost my mind years ago

[@pilkify1k]

3:22 his voice went wellll DEEP!

[@mythicmud837]

I had to look it up, apparently it actually says “dark sparking pieces” and not “dogs fucking pizzas”

[@benji_5095]

thanks

[@YN-cg6kd]

That makes a lot more sense

[@user-ur2qu7nm5o]

i thought it was "dogs barking pizzas burning" LOL GHWUGVDHEGVHAJ

[@hermionevibez1868]

I thought it was “dogs barking, pizzas burning” but uh k

[@shaniablake8023]

its dogs barking, pizza’s burning

[@l.b.r2134]

I love my marshmallows when they’ve had a holiday in the depths of hell. It’s just so crunchy on the out side and then it’s all gooey in the inside and it’s just... 😩😩😍😍

[@sossnoss]

Happy I'm not the only one

[@violetserenityy]

Willow Blaze me too

[@Katelyn-kn2sf]

"A holiday in the depths of Hell" I'm down 😂😂😂

[@evelynlarson9308]

Willow Blaze Fuck, you made me hungry.

[@lucina_of_ylisse3001]

Omg same, try sticking a piece of chocolate in it, let it sit for a couple seconds and eat it, it’s sooooo good.

[@sophieboon6414]

That ‘girl’ is professional she’s an actress on Netflix 😂🤣

[@Zennn_YT]

And Disney

[@violetm3022]

who is she????

[@Zennn_YT]

@@violetm3022 she's from the show "the middle"

[@violetm3022]

Zen ohhhh ok 🙂 thank you 😁

[@imaginebeinguglycouldntbeme]

Wolfstar 2009 she is from the show you she is playing Ellie

[@kryptos6478]

Daz: I hear something that isn’t right, hold on.. Also Daz: *Replays video*

[@FinnleyBiebel]

To be fairJenna Ortega has to look in the camera’s while playing Harley stuck in the middle

[@aspenwelch4321]

Truee

[@klutzykatiekat79]

Right but professionals should be able to do what they are asked and be able to do it regardless of what they normally do they train for it ya know?

[@FinnleyBiebel]

yea but I was just saying

[@klutzykatiekat79]

@@FinnleyBiebel no I get it I didn't mean hate just saying an opinion

[@FinnleyBiebel]

Ok, I appreciate your Intel have a nice day

[@lilly4294]

Everyone else watching this video: haha 😂 Me:trying to hold myself together so I don’t wake up the whole house

[@yourmomsspecialfriend8171]

Lilly Boardman hahaahah meeeee🤣

[@MaxyMus-qq2mu]

Lilly Boardman I’m watching it rn while everyone a sleep 😂

[@beckydixon1903]

Lilly Boardman me to

[@jensypadilla4141]

Sameeee 😂 my parents are asleep and I was biting my pillow

[@mayafremon9321]

OMG MEEEE

[@christinat4675]

That girl is a professional Harley Diaz on Disney channel

[@mynameisno6368]

Tina Taco I knew she looked familiar

[@Crushywushy]

Tees

[@aarondiaz6587]

Harley Diaz has the same last name as me

[@helengrace2575]

She’s also on Jane the Virgin

[@interstellarknight8753]

Jenna ortega

[@victorianewman1785]

I love how daz says that jenna ortega is so professional. Right after he said that I said "its because shes been acting since she was really young."

[@nickademus30]

“No more comedian, be serious” “GUDGDFFFHF” ~Daz Games

[@sonamkaur5406]

9:40

[@morfonila]

I just noticed that girl is Harley from Stuck In The Middle... Well that's it

[@chloefoley6589]

Ƭѕυвαкι Sαωαвє p init

[@fariszeidan8495]

Chloe Foley TBR vs Daz games

[@brennaporter3998]

Can’t get that out of my mind

[@logankramer6293]

Ƭѕυвαкι Sαωαвє her name is jena ortega

[@Halfshibainu]

yea I just noticed that to

[@Maxzene]

I heard "doves fucking"

[@bitchboy6314]

ihavesomanysubscriberscauseofmylongchannelname I heard dads fucking. Either way they’re all bad

[@meow-zt4qi]

^^^ same

[@jacobenglish9244]

Sounded like “dogs fucking pizza”

[@AllGhost-ye3xd]

ihavesomanysubscriberscauseofmylongchannelname I heard dogs fucking pizzas, but the lyric is "dark spark with pieces burning" so da fuq

[@GussAGaming]

Yualwaysc it is actually "dark spark with pieces"

[@sovrcherries]

Daz: "Is there a wall just covered with chins-" Me: Dies of laughter 🤣

[@bluemeannie]

_Did you know we don't actually touch anything_ yes theirs a tiny gap in between everything we touch it's like pressing the same magnets onto each other and they resist the connection but it's the width of a few atoms. So Jacob it's not just capstick in between they lips.

[@whoisfinland]

Bluemeannie What the fuck are you on about

[@fakeshmile2314]

Bluemeannie lol that’s far from true 😂 if that was true you hands wouldn’t get dirty if u touched something dirty 😂😂

[@felixraines177]

wow bluemeannie. great way to spoil the banter with your nerdy ass facts. ITS COMEDY BITCH. DONT FUCK AROUND

[@taniani167]

It means that if you were to touch something and actually come in contact with it the molecules would be bonded and shit I think. They're saying that there's always a tiny bit of space between two things "touching" .

[@sagem.4841]

This whole line just has me at a facepalm

[@ryliecripe1799]

Only daz could turn a 2 minute music video into an 11 minutes video

[@suckfatdick]

He literally stole a lyric from Drake’s song when he made sweatshirt “chillin with a hair tie no makeup with some sweatpants on” and Drake’s is “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up” LITERALLY SWITCHED THE WORDS IN DIFF PLACES 💀

[@HaitchJay]

@ 7:50 *cough cough* uuhh- Daz behind you-

[@annoneill8471]

I thought it was dogs barking but now daz said it it sounds like dogs fucking pizza and that's all I can hear

[@lilyn-p7655]

OMG SAMEEEE

[@piano4all2]

“Dogs fucking pizzas” Daz: “no.. he couldn’t have said that..” *replays it* “Dogs fucking pizzas” Daz: “ Dogs.. fucking.. pizzas..?” *tries to watch the rest of the video by playing where he left off before Jacob said that* “Dogs fucking pizzas” *starts dying again* I’m done.

[@Brayzino]

“Do you just have a wall of chins” this killed me 😂😂😂

[@matildafarrrar9930]

That girl is like a proper actor and there’s Jacob

[@briidoesart2004]

7:59 ok 1 2 3 im a cerial kiler! Oh shit .

[@YoshiPotter88]

😂🤣 i loved that part

[@lqqqqq3]

cerial??? LMAOO

[@Anonymous-mi2so]

It's serial not cerial

[@coffee-beenuwu3684]

Cereal killer

[@ChasedTerror]

321

[@comedian1236]

When my sister and me are lost in the shopping centre I yell “can I get a hiyaa!!!” and then I faintly here “hiyaa!!!” in the distance and I die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@amelia_s4654]

When I was reading this comment i was trying to hold myself together so i don't wake the whole house bursting with laughter!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@melzepe4951]

That's so smart lmao

[@peggyschuyler1471]

???

[@ceIIestria]

Me: watches video Daz: Wait he couldn't have said that-.. Jacob: DoGs F--- PiZzAs

[@AstroGuy]

Wåfflès Wølfìè 🤣

[@flaco.antonio]

😂

[@joeyhibbard6602]

Actual lyrics, (had to google this) “ In the dark spark and pieces burning,worlds turning

[@barbaragaarciiia]

A very funny clip of this video popped up on my instagram 5 years ago. That took me directly to your channel, and i started following you and watching your content since then. you're hilarious Daz.