Daz Watches Faye Montana

[@silverdragon6086]

Here's your free German to English translation First Scene (Play ground) Guy: Wow that's quite smooth Faye: What's up, jealous or what? Guy: D'You want me to show you how it's done? Faye: Wait a minuet (Checks Phone) I got a free slot at3 o'clock, if you want ME to teach you something, dumbass Second Scene (Class Room) Friend: Can I copy your Maths homework? Hey. Earth to Faye. HEY! Faye: Copy math? Sure, wait a sec... Friend: What you're daydreaming about right now Faye: You Really want to know? Third Scene (Class room again) Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me. Fourth Scene (Near The Lockers) Friend: So,do you like Paul? Faye: No. Guy: What's up? Now or...? Faye: If that's what you want, ok Guy: I'm gonna show you how to do this right Fifth Scene and Last Scene (Cany Shop) Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race Friend: That was so cool! Faye:So, do you have a crush on someone right now? Friend: Aah well, there actually is someone... what about you? Faye: Ehh, you know what I really fancy?

[@gigifreakingdies]

Silver Dragon danke!

[@krysisabell7]

Silver Dragon you know what I really fancy? What?

[@emz572]

Silver Dragon danke! I am English learning German!

[@deeann17]

Silver Dragon god bless you kind person

[@msquev9620]

Silver Dragon thank you 😄😍

[@peepeerhi]

I know German, and the teacher is nutting over mathematics

[@peepeerhi]

he literally said that a fraction is sexy

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

Your profile picture honestly makes your comment so much better.

[@tamagotchi7989]

flaming homo I love your profile picture xD

[@peepeerhi]

Sebastian Michaelis thanks mi amigo 👉👉

[@YorkshireMemes]

flaming homo I knew he was on about maths, when he said mathematics in German it sounded similar to mathematics in English

[@amythetaylor7253]

The teacher said ‘how sexy a fraction is’. I think he needs help 😂

[@jaydenrobbins2568]

Uhh that is very creepy (not u the teacher)

[@joannamazur-dobrucka3838]

JESUS

[@picklesandwich5633]

Someone get the holy water

[@bobross7534]

Sounds like my math teacher

[@Simply-Impossible]

I feel like it has a dark twist that that is what the teacher told her, that age is just a number and she is secretly traumatised

[@marycunningham7154]

Faye: it’s all a game of numbers *video cuts to the teacher* Daz: I really don’t fucking like him I lost it 😂😂😂

[@maddison1535]

“So I left it upside down to annoy everyone “. Me: *loves him even more * respect dude

[@brillebjorn4348]

What a good lad

[@sylviechmura2470]

Lol

[@stellacandido2890]

same

[@theojackson5088]

“Jesus Christ I need a drink” *slurps monster energy with fury*

[@alouette.t2879]

Me

[@milliecurtis5745]

I

[@milliecurtis5745]

Theo Jackso

[@yaselemelol9076]

Reality to faye

[@ikelos_sg_v1.0.22]

Sorry can i correct you there, he said "Jesus TAPDANCING Christ, i need a drink"

[@stephaniecutts7871]

watching daz is like finding happiness :)))

[@scarletteloise2737]

Stephanie Cutts Awwww

[@a.lissa111]

Stephanie Cutts that is a very positively way to think

[@cadenhart8418]

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💕Stephanie Cutts

[@emeliabea9564]

Stephanie Cutts

[@diunkyfajardo3069]

Yes

[@eleneglad_]

"If it is, then i can speak German. Guten Tag" I'm dead😂 Daz is so precious😂❤

[@tinadietze3615]

Hey daz, I am from germany and I translated all of the conversation parts so that you know what they are about. 1st part on the school yard: ''You're going pretty cool'' (on that hoverboard thing) ''Are you jealous or what?'' ''Do you want me to show you how to do this right?'' ''Wait a second...I'd have a free spot for you at 3pm. Just in case you want to learn something douchebag.'' 2nd Part in the classroom: ''Hey Faye could I copy math from you...hey reality (sorry daz almost got it right)to Faye...hello?'' ''Uh copy math? Yeah sure!'' ''God Faye what where you thinking about?'' ''Do you really want to know?'' 3rd part with the creepy teacher: ''Mathematics...you don't even know how important mathematics actually is...how foolhardy the root of three is...how sexy a fraction is... how beautiful dividing is...you know what dividing is doing to me? (here comes the crazy dance where he looks like he just got an epileptical attack) This is what dividing does to me!'' 4th part where the hoverboard vampire magically swopes in. ''Could it be that you like Paul?'' ''God no!'' (Liam aka hoverboard vampire swoopes in) ''Hey what's up? Now or never.'' ''If you really want to...'' ''Come on. I'm gonna show you how this is done!'' 5th part at the cereal store: ''I did so beat liam at the parcour racing.'' ''Yes that was so cool!'' ''So is there someone you find cute at the moment?'' ''Well there actually is someone...what about you?'' ''Hm you know what I think is sweet...'' (sweet and cute is the same word in German but it only makes sense this way) I hope I could help you :)

[@willpettit262]

hey i'm just asking batman how does it feel to be able to know 2 different languages?

[@willpettit262]

i speak english, spanish, russian and a bit of german

[@tinadietze3615]

Will Pettit knowing two languages is pretty cool and makes english lesson easy or even boring from time to time. I don't even know why I can speak english as good as I'm doing it. (that sounds so arrogant I'm sorry..) I just read much english stuff and watch my favourite tv series in english so I guess it started there. but you seem to be pretty good with languages as well. I'm learning spanish and latin in school but don't know more than 3 words in russian 😁

[@madisonfougere5232]

NCIS Batman hey can you sub to me I would really appreciate it! I'll sub to you!

[@harry-rf6lr]

NCIS Batman thanks for telling us what it ment that was really nice I subscribed to you hope you have a nice day :)

[@tailsnatched4642]

“Money can’t buy happiness” Me buying a dog: *Try me*

[@millie-jay7355]

FRRR

[@tailsnatched4642]

@@stefanuggets_music Mine? Lmao, I love it so much

[@mrpotatolegend2762]

But it can rent

[@tailsnatched4642]

@@mrpotatolegend2762 wat

[@laceyobvsx2377]

Oof

[@ashleycarmella1471]

teacher : “be,,,,, sExy” *thrusts into air*

[@humanskinnergames4520]

Chris Hansen:take a seat right over

[@neiljohnstone4795]

Hafe of the class is in his van

[@katjok7024]

Actually he said "Wie sexy..." And it means "how sexy ..." because he is basically in love with math.

[@bunnyland2175]

sxedi’s void exactly I thought I was the only one that saw him thrust a few times into the air.

[@suga_crush]

I see thrust and I think bout BTS. Not relevant tho. I'm just answering cause I luv ur comment😂

[@Lia28745]

“Can I copy ur math ?” Silence “Hello, reality to Faye” “Oh yeah” “What were you thinking about” Starts music video

[@Stay._4everxoxo]

I can't believe people dislike daz when he has a incridible laugh

[@kenziegray7764]

when i watch his videos of daz watches it’s not the videos he watches that make me laugh it’s when he laughs it’s so funny and i die and his impressions and the things he says! 😂😂

[@blxeyyy]

I liked then unliked because it’s on 69 likes...

[@glizzygod6963]

facts

[@madog61]

Did you see 8:46 Not only he has one he makes people laugh

[@doodlebob3797]

Incredible*

[@bellamay3741]

'Jesus tap-dancing christ I need a drink'😂

[@soboredrn6664]

Itz Just Bella IKR 😂😂

[@Zeko_El-Emrico]

Itz Just Bella I was dead at the part where he was talking about the little girl in the front 😂😂

[@thelitglit6280]

Itz Just Bella I was crying so hard😂😂😂😂🍒

[@vaydastrnad7147]

Itz Just Bella 😂😂

[@caitlinjensen1941]

I read that comment when Daz said it lol 😂

[@Mitch47]

The maths teacher may be a psycho but he’s got some decent moves

[@camerontyrrell4942]

your not wrong

[@hoopinslife5883]

MitchDev47 great

[@aidanmadsen831]

Bro stop the cap

[@joshstout256]

Wtf is maths

[@glitter.and.cosplay]

@@joshstout256 måþhß

[@theenigma2861]

So the teacher is deranged, talking about how sexy he finds math...

[@shanebair8364]

"Jesus tap dancing christ, i need a drink" definitely thought he was gunna pull outa beer 😂

[@leannechidwick378]

Your emoji tho....

[@shanebair8364]

@@leannechidwick378 sorry im too broke for a iphone that will go down the shitter as soon as a new one comes out 🤷‍♂️

[@leannechidwick378]

@@shanebair8364 i didnt even mean to say that to you Xd i have those emojis to as i broke my good phone today 😂 okay but iphone is bad Xd

[@shanebair8364]

@@leannechidwick378 fr iphone is doodoo

[@felisreptilis9409]

ME TOO😂

[@jasonderes9877]

Daz: "you can't buy happiness" Me: "sure you can! watch" *buys snickers bar*

[@Lila12655]

Jason Deres - When your allergic to nuts: 😭

[@Crowley77]

@@Lila12655 u mean peanuts or the other Kind of nut ?😅 I'm sorry for that really I just wanted to be funny.... Sorry

[@Lila12655]

VENOM Dragon - dUdE 🤣😭

[@Crowley77]

@@Lila12655 😂 sorry i had to

[@mochamilksubs]

@@Lila12655 lol same 😂😭😭

[@shinegamer1583]

'maybe he's attracted to her?' *Daz classic disgusted dance*

[@jo-annsantos8049]

Hr isn't attracted to her he's attracted to fractions😂

[@taylorhensley7551]

I just recently started watching your videos. And you are so funny like I'm surprised I haven't woken up my boyfriend or daughter half the time I watch your videos. You have helped me a lot through my depression too.

[@royaltyblueberry1822]

*Faye: Brings hover board to school* *Not in trouble* *Me: Brings a colored pencil to school* *Suspended for a week*

[@joshuatranterhtd4life677]

A whole week just for a colored pencil where do you go to school?

[@janxthegoat7826]

Collor

[@zoewaters9699]

how like what happened?

[@kisme808]

Shows attention to perv teacher gets a A

[@Rivervlogs420]

And I thought my primary school was weird my primary school banned bean boozle (remember that challenge)

[@phoebes5682]

“it comes across as he’s attracted to he- URGHHH” *shakes* and carries on going errr

[@scul_krushr_games3616]

Phoebes life do you remember Jared from subway that teacher is him

[@depresseoespresso1592]

Phoebe S I was reading this as that part was on 😂

[@floydsanimations9219]

Phoebe S that’s the best bit

[@TheClairemx]

Shut up we can see what happens you don’t need t to tell us agein

[@danieletierno1383]

German parts translated: Part one, minute 1.34 Guy: "wow, that's quite smooth" Faye: "what's up, are you jealous or something?" Guy: "do you want me to show you how it's done?" Faye: "wait a minute" then checks the phone and says "I got a free slot at 3 o'clock if you want me to teach you something, dumbass!". Part two, minute 4.50 Friend: "can I copy your math homework? Heyyyy? Reality to Faye. Heyyyy" Faye: "copy math? Sure, wait a sec." Friend: "what were you dreaming about?" Faye: "do you really want to know?" Part three, minute 5.54 Teacher: "mathematics. You don't even know how important mathematics is" how bold the square root of 3 is, how sexy! Dividing is, do you know what dividing does to me? THAT! That is what dividing does to me." Part four, minute 8.12 guy: "now or never" Faye: "if that's what you want, ok" guy: "come, I'm gonna show you how to do this right" Part five, minute 10.02 Faye: "I completely knocked Liam out of the race" Friend: "that was so cool!" Faye: "so do you have a crush on someone?" Friend: "ah well, there actually is someone. What about you?" Faye: "eh do you know what I really fancy?"

[@logicaly1246]

Very helpful

[@danieletierno1383]

@@logicaly1246 glad someone found it helpful 😊

[@lilyburton683]

Thank you 😊

[@riotz1475]

@@Guest-mn7kn lol

[@kayleaf]

thank u! I always look for translations so this is super helpful! :)

[@rir1z894]

Daz : talking how the teacher is a crazy person Me : mine does cartwheels in the hallways of the school 24/7

[@lizzymoore7326]

*Jesus tap dancing christ, I need a drink* - Daz Black 2017

[@maolisa08]

Cfkangaroo Gaming 2018*

[@Brucewayne4367]

*chugs three monsters*

[@nevaehclarkson1744]

@@maolisa08 no it was posted in 2017

[@icecreamleopards5678]

CFKangaroo Gaming aww soooo helpful

[@emily._.k]

I need to start saying "Jesus tap dancing christ" more often Holy Jesus tap dancing Christ how did this get so many likes

[@khadija8470]

whoever remembers when daz said 'jesus tap-dancing malaria' is a legend

[@kai4435]

Yes

[@Alex-sw5ek]

i just say it randomly lol ive even started turing British when i speak

[@evantimko6626]

I have to as well lol

[@xl-jace-lx4044]

I saw this comment right when he said it

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

I’m never gonna be able to look at my maths teacher the same again-

[@lilybrewer5138]

lololololololol

[@julietunstall4650]

Me too!

[@umay-im7tw]

elite profile pic

[@theenigma2861]

@@umay-im7tw agreed

[@theenigma2861]

"Janthony" Fucking amazing

[@dragon_coldedits]

Maths teacher said basically, “maths makes me get pumped up, it’s important, fractions are sexy” for anyone who doesn’t know

[@beth-pt3iv]

The teacher is going on about how sexy and beautiful math is Then that ‘move’ is him saying that’s what division does too him- LIKE WTF

[@roccorockstar432tren4]

HUH?!

[@ackerman1555]

*I’ am Dying Inside- The school Looks dirty To me- I’m gonna need someone To Tell me If It’s Just me or-..*

[@serenitygarcia9901]

Idk whats going on 😭

[@elia3251]

@@ackerman1555 if that looks dirty to you....... you clearly have never been to an American school, they are hecka dirty.

[@cupidsdeath3258]

@@elia3251 IKR like why are they so dirty

[@foxgibson-dunlop8996]

"Do you know what divinding does to me?" *has seizure in german* "That"

[@misterboy7043]

divinding i think u mean dividing

[@Theoneandonly-wf3fn]

@@misterboy7043oh sush and enjoy the comment

[@emilydimarco5172]

I'm just laughing because daz is so clueless of what the teacher is saying 😂😂

[@cariosasweeney1102]

Emily di Marco what was the teacher saying?

[@kiphea]

He was saying that math was sexy and beautiful not the students.

[@youre_a_loser_baby]

Cariosa Sweeney . turn on the captions. It's translated.

[@issamohammed7078]

he said "you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How... the bold square root of three is, how sexy"

[@crazyminegamer2339]

it's also yes in italian

[@blahblahblah412]

3:05 and the lyric that she sings is "wishin i was older" its just so creepy put together LMAO

[@raerae509]

Daz: ive never been more confused at the end of a mv Kpop mv’s: am i a joke to you

[@zorilvr]

why do kpop stans have to make everything funny😭😂 STOB IT💀💕

[@enhypenobsessed4332]

STOP IT

[@krispy1877]

Legit

[@krispy1877]

I'm still figuring out oh my God (G)idle

[@lilybrewer5138]

lol

[@Nvaehlo]

I have a friend that's German. Yeah, she crawled under the covers and said "I swear she doesn't speak for us."

[@magicalbunny8685]

@Lily Grace that's coz we don't you twat

[@Nvaehlo]

@@magicalbunny8685 O o f

[@TheRealPifflesticks]

@@magicalbunny8685 well done

[@i_dnt_knw5874]

Magical bunny good on ya 😂👌🏼

[@sophiehoward1262]

@Lily Grace thats because we don't

[@janakatarina8911]

okay daz, so the first scene is pretty much just a boy giving her a compliment and she roasts him and calls him opfer which pretty much means "victim" in english, it´s a common insult in austria and germany. the boy offers her to show her how to properly ride an iohawk and yeah, then she insults him lol the second one was the one with the teacher and even if you know what he says he still is really creepy and yes probably on acid ... he said that fractions are sexy and before he makes those weird moves he says "Do you know what dividing does to me?" then the one where the boy is on the hoverboard, he comes up to her and says pretty much that it´s now her chance to show how good she can ride the board and then they make a contest and the last scene in which they are in this sweet shop the girl congratulates faye that she won the iohawk battle and the best is yet to come, faye asks her friends if she thinks that someone is sweet and the friends says yes and asks her the same question and faye literally says "Do you know what´s sweet to me?" and then she eats those chocolate balls like come on that joke was the worst about the whole video, so here you go, i hope that it was helpful

[@Osiris550]

Jana Katarina iohawk?

[@timothybailey5890]

Jana Katarina nice profile pic

[@todofreelz7130]

Jana Katarina very helpful thanks

[@janakatarina8911]

thanks :) beartooth is fcking amazing

[@janakatarina8911]

yeah it´s like a hoverboard

[@Bear_the_shepherd]

Saving for future self. Re-watching Daz's videos today - 27th of January 2022 at 00:53

[@emmyennit]

"I usually try to stay away from young kids" Well I bloody hope so! 😂

[@jaygerbrewer]

EM Equestrian he said usually....

[@techojam1542]

Yep thats what I said to my parents

[@leahwarren736]

I can speak German!!!!! so basically what she said was "reality to Faye" so yes Daz you're right in a way that by saying "Earth to Faye" is getting the same point across as saying "reality to Faye." and the math teacher was saying how sexy math was and how he felt for it.......

[@ayrtonnewcombe-bland4643]

Alexia Zamora so what is the name for that them 😂😂

[@Syntex_Infinity]

Tf is wrong with math teachers in Germany

[@ojigbo]

@@Syntex_Infinity No, it's just the music video... German music videos are awkward as hell.

[@laeticiashier7132]

Leah Warren this is correct “)

[@kospa845]

Wow du kannst deutsch👏

[@yessir3809]

*teacher licks his lips* me:GUYS WE HAVE A PERV ON THE LOOSE 😂😂

[@swagstergaming7548]

Its Jared the subway guy

[@flyboyomz488]

Next thing you know is a swat team breaking in the class

[@dimitriblyat1881]

*F.B.I. MEME*

[@keiranbarks9393]

Be quiet you dense vegetable

[@qslz_slayeryt2018]

ice walow come wtf is ur username 😂😂

[@mitzisavant4335]

Daz: money can't buy you happiness Me: challenge excepted *buys anti depressants*

[@AmaraChanTV]

Daz is savage af to keep it upside down.

[@milkmakesnoise8818]

90% of the comments: *translating the German scenes* 10%: *random stuff*

[@kewlpenguin7721]

Lishaaa part of that 10% is your comment😂😂😂

[@gethinlewis2289]

Lishaaa these memes aren’t funny

[@milkmakesnoise8818]

Didn't ask but aightt

[@spectre6814]

No one: Daz: I have looked for happiness extensively on Ebay

[@1tzZ1eepy]

I can’t 😂

[@zaddybonka5660]

Stop

[@Bichana12]

1🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@amandatimoney1289]

Nano 15 found this when he actually said it

[@fireruby1882]

Him saying to have a good Sunday 🧍🏻and I’m watching this on Sunday. Amazing

[@drewisclueless]

6:34 When you're dancing and you half having a seizer 😂

[@Bakugoboomboomboom]

The teacher isn’t a perv he’s just being overly obsessed with math, and saying it’s sexy for some reason

[@carlamullan4945]

Potat0. Boy. Me with my horse

[@smolljiminy5826]

Then why he lick his lips at a gurl

[@lorettakula8530]

He's greman

[@frenchfries7298]

FIRE HIM ALREADY!!!

[@Finda5]

every math teacher be like

[@LunarScarlet00]

" Jesus tap dancing Christ, I need a drink" wow.

[@Tiana_moonlight]

The teacher being in love with math talking about it and daz thinking he’s being perverted 😂😂😂😂😊

[@pumkin_dust2131]

Me, a german, got so happy when Daz said „Guten Tag“

[@patigotdripp5603]

HAHAHA SAME

[@fionadannehl1810]

Same! Ich freue mich

[@whiteissus788]

Same lol

[@mrniceguy1210]

You know that mean good day

[@mrniceguy1210]

And also I have freue mich mean I’m glad

[@Someone-lf2si]

You did get “Earth to Faye” right 😂 I speak German so I’m not with that translator stuff

[@monlinacoventry4548]

turn translater on it says REALITY to faye

[@Tanner0118]

It actually says Faye hello

[@imnotcreativecom4654]

The captions converting it to English says it’s “ Reality to Faye”. It’s basically the same thing -w-

[@alannava5107]

@@imnotcreativecom4654 if "Earth to Faye" doesn't mean you sound like an alien Then I guess there's no difference

[@offline8582]

i mean you could all be typing it in wrong

[@vincentmilesbaeriswyl3168]

I speak german and I can say that he didn’t called the children ‚sexy‘ he was just being wierd and called math sexy and beautiful.

[@isthatmattandryanfromsuper7951]

Your german finally someone whos my language

[@akshayiankumarapper8908]

Harry Tapscott 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leongray9158]

Jasmin Baeriswyl lmao thanks 😂😂😂

[@aksaamaiormonbekova2354]

Jasmin Baeriswyl why tf would he say that about MATH ?!?

[@gingungang._.4663]

Aksaamai Ormonbekova weil deutsche Mathe lieben

[@zaramoore852]

Faye: *brings hoverboard to school * **Nothing** Me: *brings a blue biro to school * **suspended for a week**

[@strawberrysharkii1068]

Teacher : Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How bold the square root of three is, How...sexy a fraction how beautiful. Mk i'm done typing ma hands hurt ;w ;

[@pinklyvengeance1535]

If your hands hurt from typing... Go to a doctor

[@CharlieS123Z]

@@pinklyvengeance1535 lmfao

[@theofficefanpage1236]

@@pinklyvengeance1535 if u want to share your opinion on this comment go to a doctor

[@pinklyvengeance1535]

@@theofficefanpage1236 Comedy genius right here ladies and gentlemen.

[@f.b.i.8229]

@@pinklyvengeance1535 Idiot who thinks he is funny here lads. R/MadLads

[@dazombiedude9271]

the teacher was saying Daz "Mathamatic you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. how... Bold the square root of Three is How...Sexy how Beautiful dividing is. Do you know what dividing does?" teacher does wierd dance and saids "THAT! that is what dividing does to me" i call phycho

[@lonergurl-em2272]

da zombie dude proof ppl that like math are insane😂

[@dazombiedude9271]

lol so true

[@trashbutbetter309]

da zombie dude my year book quote from primary is still haven’t used algebra yet

[@queef98]

So he is displaying himself f ing maths in front of 2 year olds

[@dazombiedude9271]

yep also I wonder how the eff did he get the job

[@SYNZER]

Daz: OK sweety look happy... LOOK FUCKING HAPPY!! I DIED😂😂

[@SYNZER]

love daz

[@SYNZER]

Aaron Mcke why doe

[@gabyangel101]

Aaron Mcke off*

[@aaronmcke8545]

Nya \[0//v//0]/ what u mean

[@aaronmcke8545]

Oscar Saward he is good that s why

[@mb1996]

Noone: Absolutely nobody: The teacher: You have NO idea how dividing makes me feel *does the move* LIKE THAT

[@jasethegamer9814]

No one: Daz: I looked on ebay for happiness Me: did you check Craigslist

[@emilyrosegargan2801]

Amazon😂

[@miss__marvel]

@@kaylaepp3452 he’s in England we don’t have Walmart

[@samsungslastnotification5581]

what about Facebook buy and sell

[@belleswain2752]

“Jesus tap dancing Christ” -Daz “I WORSHIP YOU DAZ!”-me

[@arabellathomas5473]

Lets start a daz Colt

[@johnjohn1824]

World: gets corona virus Faye: it's all a game of numbers

[@martinmacdonald4034]

lmaoooo

[@rlkenzi.c0657]

Lol 😂

[@laviocea]

Omg nooooooo 😂😭

[@Fish_nuggets23]

morbid but very accurate

[@suefata2033]

daz hates that type of comment thing

[@aliyxxh_6933]

he said "guten Tag" like a real German person DAMNN

[@caswkmn]

Does anyone miss his old setup? I loved it. It always reminded me of dance moms😂 *daz moms*

[@alexxxxxxx420]

Does anyone miss when instagram wasn't out? Yeah, it always reminded me when kids like your weren't freaking cringey with their profile pics.

[@ethanthefaboolas5695]

Gg

[@alexxxxxxx420]

Meh. Still, both of those apps are just as stupid.

[@C0DYM4N99]

MP Games Actually, Instagram isn't that bad in comparison to Snapchat, but it still is bad though. You're just focusing too much on the negativity of Instagram! You have to have The POWER....OF POSITIVITY!

[@harrison9691]

MP Games who is her profile pic cringey its her with a bird

[@yaretsicarrillo3884]

Daz: “it’s like he’s attracted to her-“ *starts to flinch* Me: HAHAH😂

[@fofo3585]

Yaretsi Carrillo same

[@harrisonmccarron3882]

I was drinking when he said that and it went every where

[@TheJoker-oj7pw]

Now Daz should react to „How it is(wap bap...) "

[@meenahpeixes1243]

yes!

[@nad9521]

uuuh..

[@saidjohn1905]

Och nee

[@TheJoker-oj7pw]

Maria Thorley Lucky girl!

[@karolinegruber5225]

The Joker omg YAAAS

[@Josenoguera.77]

German translation: 1:33 (Guy) Wow that quite smooth (Faye)what’s up, jealously something ? (Guy) do you want me to show you how it’s done ? (Faye) wait a minute (checks phone )... I got a free spot at 3 o’clock ,if you want Me to teach you something dumbass 4:52: Friend:Faye ?, can I copy your maths homework? Hey ?reality to Faye ?HEY! Faye: copy math ,sure wait a sec ... Friend:what you’re day dreaming about right now ? Faye : you really want to know ? [music] 5:52: Teacher: mathematics.you don’t even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is how....how bold the square root of three is How ...sexy - a fraction How beautiful dividing is Do you know what dividing is to me ? (Weird movements) -THAT! Is what dividing does to me . [music] 8:13: Friend: so do you like Paul ? Faye: no (Guys “floats” into the frame ) Guy: what’s up ? Now or never Faye: if that’s what you want ok Guy : I am gonna show you how to do this right . “Floats away “ [ music] 10:01 Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race Friend:that was cool 😎 Faye : so do you have a crush on someone right now ~~~ Friend: ahh well,there is ACTUALLY someone what about you ? Faye: ehh , you know what I really fancy ? (Grabs chocolate ) (Daz make a joke) [music] The end (This took so long I hope it helps ) I tried spot translate I really hope it is accurate

[@norahkirkpatrick3040]

“Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink” *thats iconic*

[@Goonbey]

*Yes*

[@raphaelavitzthum5791]

when the teacher was talking he said mathematics was sexy

[@xjymmusicweebs358]

damn good

[@justbella5457]

Hes probably nutting over mathematics

[@jamiestanway4530]

Why tho

[@justbella5457]

@@jamiestanway4530you know how people get crushes on anime characters well hes like that with mathematics

[@weirdgirl5897]

@@justbella5457lol

[@mollseyreevo]

Day: I’ve looked on eBay and Amazon to buy happiness Me: goes to kfc to get chicken 😂 Faye Montana: buy happiness with money

[@Starcat164]

It’s Daz you wrote day

[@mollseyreevo]

Zeke’s Animated Channel oop

[@LivinVibez_XO]

omg yes hahahah me going to kfc to buy all my happiness

[@jamiestanway4530]

Happiness can be bought with money but family can not. Wait probably

[@asluttyracoon6801]

10:15 “the malls are fucking fascinating” I get lost in them ☹️

[@fionaknockel2193]

10:42 to 10:49 had me laughing so and while I was eating pasta congrats dad idk how but a noodle flew out my nose and that made me laugh even harder

[@fionaknockel2193]

Daz auto correct

[@musicalnerd1260]

poor nose.

[@msr2566]

a fkn noodle flew out of ur nose omg looool. i rarely really laugh at comments but u r one of them... this comment is great

[@v3nus._b4by._55]

Pizza came out of my nose before

[@hollien.8836]

OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE MY DAAY ❤️

[@pringlejuiceitstruefam7317]

On the first part, why did no one notice the lyrics “In the bedroom” Like wtf

[@minkkenobi891]

Omg thats whAT i was thinking lmao

[@toocookie3878]

I heard it

[@pringlejuiceitstruefam7317]

David Bunay bruh I’m frikin 12 BRUH

[@toenail997]

Pringle juice It’s true fam lol

[@azxgirl2629]

David Bunay My thoughts exactly 😂 Not in a rude way btw, it’s just the perverted people point out or notice anything that seems dirty lol

[@majora5651]

Okay so I roughly translated it: 1. Dialogue: *Boy*: You're quite cool (kinda sarcastic) *Faye*: What's up? You're jealous or what? *Boy*: Should I show you how it's done? *Faye*: Wait a sec. I'd be free at 15:00 if you want to learn something. Loser. 2. Dialogue: *Girl*: Hey can I copy math homework from you? Hello? Reality at Faye! (Means the same as earth to Faye so you literally got that right) Hello? *Faye*: Eh, copy maths? Sure, wait... *Girl*: Where are you with your thoughts again? *Faye*: Do you really wanna know? 3. Dialogue *Teacher*: Mathematics. You don't even know how important maths is. How daring the square root of three, how sexy a break, how beautiful dividing (is). Do you know what dividing does with me? (Insert random ceizure) that. That's what dividing does with me. 4. Dialogue: *Girl*: Do you actually like Paul? *Faye*: Oh god, no. *Boy*: What's up? Now. *Faye*: If you want to that badly. *Boy*: come. I'll show you how it's done. 5. dialogue: *Faye*: I totally beated Liam at IO-Hawk driving. *Girl*: That was so cool! *Faye*: So? Is there someone you find cute? *Girl*: Yeah, there is somebody. And you? *Faye*: eeeeeeh.... do you know what I think is cute? (I'm austrian so my english grammar may not be perfect, I apologize.) You see, it doesn't make any more sense even if you understand them. Also no, people are not allowed to ride IO-Hawks in school and yes, dabbing is dead. Deader than dinosaurs actually.

[@oyoy6638]

Janine:D you are literally the best fucking person to translate all that

[@maca_katt5173]

that isn't fully correct.. you did get most right though

[@alkku1110]

Janine:D Thank you

[@emmahoward420]

Janine:D i

[@humancentipede33]

Janine:D mm so sexy, I just love breaks *sarcasm*

[@Throwedoffnerro]

I hope he gets to 10 million at the end of the year ✋😭

[@oliviadunfee6973]

Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink Me every day

[@milliecurtis5745]

olivex jimin ee

[@tifaaaa9143]

samE

[@Lexiereacts]

YEET

[@_sophie_3931]

olivex jimin same 😂

[@kaitlyntodoroki4841]

olivex jimin same

[@localvapingcat6806]

"Guten Tag" i'm still crying 😂😂😂😂 (i'm from Germany)

[@anja7270]

Ich bin auch deutsch😂👋

[@heidibachofner6659]

Too

[@johnjohn1824]

Then what does the teacher say, I'm scared

[@evankistell-farrar6306]

@@johnjohn1824 I just know that he says a fraction is sexy

[@johnjohn1824]

@@evankistell-farrar6306 oh no thays not a good sign

[@chanelnadiaaa]

I'm 19 and I'm not famous. I actually have no friends and nobody knows me. am I doing something wrong

[@chanelnadiaaa]

Also I have 5 dollars and a hairband in my purse

[@yeetwchybaban]

chanelnadia great

[@nisarojas2869]

chanelnadia I can be your friend!

[@chezbookets91]

bitch u look Fab af

[@aronzoega6224]

Chez Bookets 😂😂

[@jessicasattabongkot3872]

As someone who speaks German, watching this whilst imagining you not understanding made me laugh even more. Made my night. Thanks for this video!

[@gottmine]

The teacher said something like: You dont know how important math is, how rakish √3 is and how sexy it is to divide. You know what math does to me? This... And these kind of hoverboard are prohibited in Germany. So you are not allowed to drive them on roads or in school.

[@laradenyer5061]

8:25 I lost my s**t

[@laradenyer5061]

😂

[@adelaidetrevino1722]

😂😐😂😂😂😂😂

[@enolahazza3629]

xXwolfyXx mythic so did I 😂😂😂😂

[@cutegamergirl3536]

IIIIIIIIM HERE BAE

[@That_one_Finn]

xXwolfyXx mythic off topic, nice pic

[@sophia-ik1eh]

DAZ HERE IS WHAT THEYRE SAYING: GUY: Wow thats quite smooth FAYE: Whats up jealous or what? GUY: D'you want me to show you how its done? FAYE: Wait a minute. I got a free slot at 3'o clock if you want me to teach you something dumbass

[@silentmelody4707]

Sophia The Potato :D Thank you

[@nieknee]

Just turn on the English captions

[@jillianknopp1530]

I was gonna say that lol you beat me to it. 😂

[@DanielleDignin]

Sophia The Potato :D its kinda what they were saying

[@DawsonRichmond-z4r]

4:50she said reality to Faye also Daz you can translate their language by using captions just click c

[@ninjagamingwolf8908]

The Director: ok so we are going to do all the scenes in German but the rest of the song is in English Me: Flows away on a hoverboard

[@Joeylagoona]

“Why is there a unicorn on the desk”.... Me: That’s no unicorn that’s a piñata

[@ameliaweis8152]

Haha

[@crazykatiepattison9009]

No that unicorn is mine now b*!#$’s

[@mad_hatter2831]

I CAN CONFIRM HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE EARTH TO FAYE THING!!

[@emthem6113]

Septiplier_fan _11 actually Realität (reality) to Faye

[@Adenon.W]

Septiplier_fan _11 look what ya did to ice games **face palms jokingly**

[@Grand_Kitchen]

Go Markiplier!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@venjaruggera7814]

Daz: "So I left it upside down to annoy you" 😂😂

[@savanah8892]

You NEED to watch “Bullying- We were friends” 😂😂

[@Haru-eq7zi]

8:55 jesus, the exorcism

[@__islay___9573]

Elaine Horan .

[@cassielmoon8070]

😂

[@queenelizabee7246]

elainexoxo I liked your comment simply bc of your profile pic.

[@yanderegirl1298]

elainexoxo bts

[@noneofurbussines8965]

I am german, they just talk about the cute boys and the teacher just says how sexy fractions and that stuff is and how good he is at multiplying...

[@urcoolerarchnemesis]

thank fucking god he wasn't talking about the students

[@alexisalvarado3069]

@@urcoolerarchnemesis i agree with you

[@erikmlinaric5579]

What kind of multiplying? ...

[@DylanMRoss]

I laughed way too hard when he paused it on that one frame. Even before he made the joke I was dying. 😂

[@mienapienaar3678]

I really really LOVE how Daz always over think such small details 😂😂😂

[@kimberlycash1663]

Exactly

[@peppame5364]

yes your so right

[@rohezia2870]

Proud to be a Dazzler.

[@kaleyharpel6813]

KillerCookieMonster loving the profile picture👌

[@millythemad9800]

KillerCookieMonster true dat

[@damocoaster8451]

LETS GET DAZ TO WATCH KATY PERRYS NEW MUSIC VIDOE!!!

[@crimsontwitch6240]

LINDA! IS THIS GERMAN!!!!

[@button.house101]

I'm dead

[@allabalujeva1284]

No its fuckin latin

[@pikachujr3207]

YES

[@erinlupton6048]

Yea

[@pikachujr3207]

Alla Balujeva NO ITS FUCKING SPANISH

[@potatosock3437]

That teacher gave me serious Life is Strange vibes, the teacher of Max and all that. Careful he might shove you into the “dark room”

[@kavya1459]

Thus video made me laugh so hard that I farted 😂😂😂😂

[@user-ss3bv8zb8m]

Me too

[@thewalkingscran]

Born 2 Pizza lol *in head* eww

[@kyraaaaaa_x6045]

Born 2 Pizza 70th person to like this comment 🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉

[@stelreh]

i spat out my water at the teacher bit cause i laughed so hard 😂😂

[@kyliedennewitz5447]

Born 2 Pizza so did this comment

[@beccycorina1339]

The maths teacher says: Math! You don't know how important maths is How daring the square root of 3 How sexy a fraction How beautiful dividing is Do you know what dividing does to me *does weird movements* This is what it does to me

[@yeah4103]

Beccy Corina ahahah

[@krussell1608]

Beccy Corina What the actual fuck

[@MoePonjo8]

Couldn't have translated it better XD Nice Job

[@honeybee3269]

Beccy Corina Creepy...

[@MissesSaschaMSP]

I wish he was my teacher

[@emilywillis829]

You don't need to buy happiness, just watch Daz

[@anasalomer]

Just as Daz said “like he’s attracted to her” then he does a little of a big wiggle 😂

[@uniqueaveryy4249]

4:59 she actually said "Reality to faith" Close though daz. The teacher said "The kids dont understand how Important math is, and how "sexy fractions" are.

[@ari3789]

aber in englisch sagen die meisten earth to... und es ist ja eigentlich das gleiche

[@everyeverything5031]

That’s still perverted

[@ari3789]

Evie Everything he didn’t say it wasn’t

[@everyeverything5031]

Ari yea it was meant to be a joke from me tho

[@caratomlinson3552]

@@everyeverything5031 not really

[@rachelkane7402]

Friend: Can I copy your maths homework? Hey. Reality to Faye. Hey. Faye: copy math? Sure, wait a sec. Friend: what are you daydreaming about right now? Faye: You really want to know?

[@whenpigscanfly5895]

Turn subtitles on and hit English at 9:15.

[@fcknzs1804]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eugeneshiggle-5150]

Fangirl Fun *faye dabs*

[@BrandoBaby-]

Fangirl Fun l

[@hannah6284]

When Pigs Can Fly ok 😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

[@imgayandyourmomistoo9184]

Fucking yaaaaas

[@izuniaaa1231]

Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.