Crazy ex girlfriend simulator

[@elainagilbert7663]

Watching Daz get progressively angrier at Joyce is the funniest thing ever.

[@beeboyinnit]

Fr

[@kimberlyborcsani4462]

Well that’s marriage for you lol

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

I wonder if he's still gonna propose to Joyce lmao

[@gg_dogs_life4534]

True

[@gg_dogs_life4534]

@ 💅Emily💅😂😂😂😂😂

[@s1_auds]

One of the many more iconic Daz lines... "It's beginning to look like FUCK THIS"

[@thegeorgianpeaches]

we all need a poster of random daz quotes ngl

[@kayley2198]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@Raravavan]

I saw this as soon as he said it 😂😂😂

[@sheepshaq1284]

10:25 ;)

[@angelsentare]

@@thegeorgianpeaches best idea ever I need it

[@trikez1030]

I love how he is so chill now, its almost not like he just went through eternal pain and suffering on a deserted Island in Malaysia LOL, luv u Daz, ur the best ❤

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

​@Dan Southwell k.

[@ZoeMuller80]

eternal pain and suffering because he was with Dave. lol jk

[@sarahsmart112]

Init

[@sasthesasquatch]

eternal pain 🤣

[@maxreed2731]

@Dan Southwell no because you’ve commented the same thing about other KZbinrs doing that so your lying

[@kaitlynr3423]

30:18 “ don’t go anywhere I will be right back “ Daz: “ I’m gonna go find a lawyer “

[@LivGreuserOlsen]

I PEED MY SELF RIGHT THERE!!😭😭😭😂

[@elisethomas8234]

NAH WHEN SHE CLIMBED INTO THE VENT NYEWWWWWWW

[@brecken123]

I love when Daz gets jumpscared he doesn’t stop his sentence he just screams it louder.

[@samiboiisthegreat]

mr clean can i get a jelly bean

[@chelsearapp2722]

D I Y!!!

[@02090729]

And he said madly She's not my wife and looks for a spray to get rid of her ex

[@surefit.8884]

And he'll say the weirdest shit like "JUMPING FUCKING AMISH"

[@marbles7327]

"Oh God she nearly fell, the gentleman in me wanted to catch her" he's such a gem

[@Sammcole4170]

Time stamp?

[@marbles7327]

@@Sammcole4170 25:25

[@Rust4L]

17:35 pain away do you have any b**** away had me dead

[@MaiaDeNetto-Bonnie]

Love how i read this at the exact same moment he said it 😂

[@gracebest2897]

Love how Daz thought she was crazy Not when she said 'don't make me hurt you' Or chased him down in the dark But when he saw her white shoes with her black dress

[@roxdapros]

😅 the combination though-

[@louse-man]

I would also think someone was crazy if they wore black shoes and a white dress

[@loco_exe]

I mean like who wouldn't find that crazy

[@littlefroggy6361]

“TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRRRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOSENT PAY HER TAXES” Had my head rick rolled

[@wayneanderton4953]

Like every woman

[@elilykitten1838]

Daz singing this video pt. 1

[@thetrippyqueen593]

The fact that there isn’t yet a jumpscare list makes me progressively on edge

[@EllaRose0914]

there still isnt and it makes me UNCOMFY

[@TisMinetta]

It's kinda like granny there are different or a variety of ways she jump scares

[@sh_09_]

Well lucky you but I am scared

[@KateBushka]

there's too many that's why lol

[@leakprooth.letterboks]

there was about 8 jumpscares

[@grv6142]

My favorite line in Daz's career: "It's beginning to look a lot like fuCK THIIIS!"

[@chloecurtis7964]

i was waiting to see if someone else was gone say something 😂

[@dominicabbadini4000]

Fr

[@walterwhite3372]

that and “tis the season to shit your pants” 😂

[@jocelyndroddy7824]

I saw this first then started laughing because he said it. 😂 I woke up my grandma who was taking a nap.

[@jocelyndroddy7824]

“I ain’t putting the ring on that no way!” 😂😂😂😂

[@hyunmulligan364]

daz: *talks about wanting to see a swimsuit pic* also daz: "... is that a mojito?"

[@the1r_b0y]

it’s so funny ngl

[@NDJunction]

Daz and Kang Sae Byeok: *mOjItO?* xD

[@02090729]

He said NyEeUuEh

[@02090729]

Spooky Christmas lights and crazy b!tches

[@GabriellaNesbitt-Jones]

I love when Joyce is making Daz so impatient and starts to loose it every time she calls.

[@Lavender560]

Favorite Daz quote of the day "Those white shoes don't go with that dress." As he was hiding from her, I laughed a lot!

[@02090729]

He said " it beginning to look a lot like--FACK THISSSSSSS"

[@someghosthunter]

"We all do bad DEEEYEWHY!" 34:14

[@zakthepenguin5106]

20:31 it’s probably one of the most memorable quotes from Daz’s “ the one thing that I hate most in life is peekaboo”

[@Mirandabubles28]

Just got to that part and now I fucking agree😭😭

[@myax118]

Bro that bit scared me loll

[@Number11Imsohot]

Bro I screamed lol

[@moparornocar8715]

i was at 20:32 when i read this comment and was dying😂

[@Gacha_x_Misty]

“It’s beginning to look a lot like - FUCK THIS”

[@electric8007]

Daz: AHHHHHHH, HAND JOB Sarah: *sigh* here we go again

[@Nat_alie14448]

I literally died at that part 😂

[@stevencairns]

Yo that's Abit sus there bud

[@Nitemare_Loves_You]

I really love the dog, and dog father moment. Very wholesome. Daz is an amazing, funny, charming, an horror expert! He always gives me a good laugh, and he always... ALWAYS makes me feel better.

[@crailify]

daz : "Get out, now!" Also Daz : *Proceeds to explore the house*

[@jackmorlan2844]

💀😭😭

[@Tai-2407]

I love it when Daz doesn’t get to finish a sentence because of a jump scare so he shouts the last part🤣

[@amelialewis5860]

You know true fear is when you can’t find a jump scare list

[@j3llypon]

There’s a Jumpscare list right under this lol

[@dazgamesforlife849]

Fr tho

[@amelialewis5860]

Wait I found it I’m dumb lmao

[@gwakemolehlol]

not gonna lie it was so scary trying to find it

[@pogrsicht479]

@@j3llypon only you can see it

[@Kimberly_2-v1c]

"Right okay stage 4 clinger" that killed me 😭

[@micheal-afton203]

"must've been her personality because she was NOT a looker" probably the most relaxed daz was through out the entire game..

[@THATsakamoto-kun]

ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT DAZ YELLED HANDJOB WHEN HE GOT SCARED LMAOOOO

[@Ryan-ej4mh]

28.00

[@17006]

27:53

[@someghosthunter]

Probably to do with that fact that she has claws on her hands

[@DylanPleskauskas]

Gogogo

[@zer0sixx]

I love that hes having a conversation with himself all the time, makes the video so much better 😂

[@nadie_gustas]

He doeisnt have a conversation with himself he is talking to us

[@zer0sixx]

@@nadie_gustas if you watched the whole video he aint talking to "us", hes talking to himself infront of hes computer, with hes mic and his cam and since hes awesome show us stuff he records. Your comment would work if it was LIVE tho PEACE

[@kobeslaughter4671]

53:30 "Oh, that's romantic" "You bastard." "Okay 😕"

[@mylerheffner5486]

“I don’t need pain away I need more than that I need bitch away”😭😭😭

[@silas537]

That line was so funny 😭

[@ilooooovekrabbypatties]

@@silas537 along with “It’s beginning to look a lot like F*CK THISSS” 😭😭😂

[@Ashleigh_2772]

"It's beginning to look a lot like f*ck this!" was my favorite part about this video but can we also appreciate his amazing singing?!

[@breetj]

Fr

[@rosiegill417]

I love how concered Daz is for the characters mental state ☠

[@eandaedits8758]

Lmaoo yeah

[@millie-m8g]

😂

[@PJ4CPO]

“HoNEy I BouGHt YoU a RiNg, A NiCe, SHIny RiNg,”said Daz😂

[@herbertmoonshineofthewest1580]

"IT'S PEEKABOO" that will be on daz grave stone

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yes omg😁

[@NO_icp_fan_69]

@Dan Southwell no he didn’t

[@ItzKayC]

hell yah

[@the_devilsangel1737]

Only if sick is the good meaning 👍

[@Heizen_Cookzz]

@Dan Southwell no need 2 lie

[@rainfxll]

The conversing conversation between Daz and Joyce is absolutely hilarious. 😂

[@leticemarie]

fr she be pissin me off💀

[@BrainlessGirl123]

“There’s one thing I hate in life and it’s PEEKABOOO!” I jumped out of my skin with that one 😂

[@02090729]

I just saw that bit and shat myselff

[@_.Chibi._121]

My heart :,)

[@NezukoKamado-yd4bf]

Bro I laughed my soul out after it almost lefty body at that part 🤣🤣🤣

[@NezukoKamado-yd4bf]

20:30 timestamp lol

[@christianhunt9147]

Literally same

[@tijgertje08xx_uwu28]

13:13 had me rolling the "im divorced"

[@lukabosnjak1975]

I love how I can just sit down and put Daz on for a full hour without getting bored

[@eandaedits8758]

Fr

[@chaotic_nutshellxd9283]

it didnt even feel like an hour im here thinkng its been 25 minutes meanwhile a whole 50 sumin minutes went by n the vid was almost over T u T

[@ellisellothere1872]

Scare List: **Quote of the Day: "I'm gunna propose to the fucking drainpipe if you keep it up" 8:40 distant shadow -> 8:49 shadow moves {minor} 9:15 phone dings {minor} 9:43 light flickers - dark screen {minor} 10:26 woman standing in dark corridor {medium} 11:35 tv turns on {minor} {MAJOR} 13:12 heartbeat starts ->14:35 woman leaves 14:45 Daz leaves the room, woman is seen -> 14:53 new room {minor} {MAJOR} 15:55 door and wall move back 16:06 door moves back again {mediocre} {mediocre/major} 17:03 blue screen {MAJOR} 18:15 bang -> 18:50 woman leaves 20:10 -> 20:14 woman seen {minor} {mediocre/major} 20:35 woman pokes out head from door 20:41 "honey, don't make me hurt you" {mediocre} 21:10 woman seen {minor} 21:25 Daz follows her -> 21:35 new room {minor} {mediocre/major} 22:10 "huh" -> 22:40 woman leaves 22:51 woman seen {mediocre} {mediocre/major} 24:06 chain broken -> 24:45 woman leaves 26:50 light shines on table {minor} 27:19 room moves closer {mediocre} {MAJOR} 27:50 hand pops out from door {MAJOR} 29:30 something in the dark -> 30:25 crawls out through vent 31:15 sudden call {minor} 33:00 something drags across the room {mediocre} 33:39 sudden noise {minor} 33:48 bang bang bang {minor} 33:56 bookshelf falls over {minor} {MAJOR} 34:14 woman pops up -> 34:24 leaves 34:50 woman comes out from vent {minor} 35:30 dead body {mediocre} {MAJOR} 36:48 scream -> 37:00 chase ends 38:05 dead body {mediocre} {MAJOR} 38:12 woman comes -> 38:57 scream -> 39:35 hand comes out of the vent -> 39:50 chase ends {major/mediocre} 41:54 hand pops out from under drawer 43:30 distant screaming and shooting -> 43:45 shooting ends {mediocre} 43:50 unexpected call and dead body hanging out of a window {minor} {MAJOR} 44:57 woman screams and comes out from door 47:15 woman peeks into room {minor/mediocre} 48:09 woman checks room {minor} 49:59 noise heard {minor} 51:11 crying from woman {minor} 52:30 dead body {VIOLENT/mediocre} 54:09 door opens and someone standing there -> 54:30 shooting and fire ends {VIOLENT/mediocre} 57:22 fire and shooting -> 58:37 woman is shot and killed ~~ THE END ~~ Have a wonderful day :) Happy Holidays!!

[@darianbeasleyy]

I have major anxiety, and I've never been so grateful for kind people like you in this world. Have a merry Christmas.

[@t4msin]

you deserve the world

[@lejlaaa.b]

You are doing gods work rn, the way I jumped when she came out of the door 😭😭😭😭

[@bodyofcain]

@@darianbeasleyy if u have anxiety which u prob dont have why are u watching horror game gameplays

[@rando8384]

@@bodyofcain why are you questioning people?

[@holottakillas]

can we all just appreciate the fact that daz makes content for us during the weekends? that’s something we all are grateful for.

[@vuqx]

Just becuase you're early doesn't mean you need to comment something everyone knows

[@Pjphinn2005]

@Dan Southwell thats sick

[@Pjphinn2005]

true. its really coll that you can just chill on the weekend laughing at the funny af content he makes

[@CandySophie18]

@Dan Southwell lies

[@holottakillas]

@@vuqx literally no one cares tbh w u. if you’re jus gon comment this shi that I already know might as well stfu.

[@G-man2789]

The vast array of weird noises Daz makes just gets weirder and funnier as the vid goes on I love it

[@Morster]

The creativity of Daz’s trash talk really is a highlight for me 🤣

[@cathymitchell3107]

The day that Sarah cones from behind and scares her dad.... I will die of laughter!!!!

[@12354rony]

And dad will die of heart attack

[@xxsbrxx937]

It’s beginning to look a lot like ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 ✨

[@nicholasthompson6267]

OH MI GAWD

[@TheZog07]

​@@nicholasthompson6267daz what I'm sayinnn

[@DakotaTombarge-d2u]

that was really funny

[@AnnaMarie-7894]

Best quote ever from Daz, that’s the new version of the song

[@geooorgia]

𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈

[@victoriaskorupa]

i love the way daz got more mad and mad at joyce gets me everytime, hes such a fun person to watch LOLL

[@Matpit18]

I really liked how Daz put his own spin on all these classic Christmas Carols and made them apply a lot more to the things that he was seeing in the game. My personal favorite has to be “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like F**K THIS”

[@Selene.MoonLove]

That’s my favorite too lol

[@gstgalpha2256]

Daz comes back from a 2 week survival to be greeted by a horror game 🤣

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Lol😂

[@sarelvanzyl169]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ]

@Dan Southwell cap

[@Cemeterygirll]

@@dansouthwell6557 Yes and apparently Mr beast commented on it too according to your other bot comments

[@rogervalentine6339]

2 day survival

[@soulsoff]

daz: but Joyce is s loving and caring daz 30 seconds later: YEAH JOYCE TAKE YOUR DAMN TIME!

[@JaneTeasdale]

When she poked her head into the pantry you were in Istg I jumped so bad 😭😭😂

[@mollsxbckup]

help no bc i jumped and screamed ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ then my mum walked and said what the fuck 😭

[@JaneTeasdale]

@@mollsxbckup PAHAHAHA 😭😭

[@Nerdy4y]

„My house had no creepy Christmas light and no creepy b!tches“ 20:35 my soul left my body 22:26 not Daz giving her style tips 27:49 and I whoap jumpscare 29:49 „what in the Yoga“ fits 30:14 “I will be right back“ „Where are you going 😀“ *crawls away* Daz:😀 31:12 „StOp TeXtiNg mE“ 32:59 *something is rolling* Daz: 😀😃 34:12 “It’s just a weak shelf, nothing to be scared of” 3seconds later: NAHHHHA GOD 38:18 “is she blind?” 2 seconds later: AHHHHH NOAHHHAAH 41:54 my cat when she wants something to eat: 47:17 my heart

[@Number11Imsohot]

Look at 44:57

[@DiabeticlySweet87]

34:16 as well

[@Nerdy4y]

@@DiabeticlySweet87 yeah 💀

[@Nerdy4y]

@@Number11Imsohot I forgot about that 😭

[@12354rony]

Also 47:17 and 54:10

[@Izuku_Midoriya_123]

*"I'm going to propose to the drain pipe soon!!!"* HAD ME WHEEZING

[@kshantaiisims]

FR 😂

[@Gon_Jajanken]

JUMPSCARE LIST (by @greype91) for those who need it :} {Buckle up pals this is gon be a long one, SPOILERS AHEAD} 9:42 {Minor} Light Breaks and there's a ringing noise 10:27 {Minor} Woman appears in the hallway with a static noise accompanying 11:35 {Minor} TV turns on with a static screen 13:14 {Semi Major} Woman opens door infront of player and approaches the room their in 15:54 {Minor} Loud noise and the corridor gets longer 17:03 {Semi Major} Screen suddenly glitches and house changes 18:13 {Minor} Door slams open and woman looks for player 20:35 {Semi Major} Noise plays and woman pops out infront of player 22:08 {Semi Major} Player makes noise and woman heads their way 22:49 {Minor and adding this just if needed} Daz peeks through door and woman is right there heading towards player 24:03 {Semi Major} Chain makes noise, woman heads towards player 27:21 {Minor} Corridor suddenly gets smaller again 27:52 {Semi major} Loud noise occurs and woman's hand suddenly reaches out from cracked door 29:32 {Minor} Woman at the end of the hallway again 29:49 {Major} Woman notices player and starts to crawl backwards towards them 33:01 {Minor} Barrel rolls into players view and hits wall 33:39 {Minor} Semi loud noise plays with a few noises following 33:56 {Minor} Shelf suddenly tilts and falls 34:15 {Major} Woman suddenly appears directly infront of player and crawls away 34:51 {Semi Major} Woman comes out of vent by player 35:53 {Semi Major} Player makes noise and Woman heads towards them 36:48 {Major} Woman notices Daz and screams before chasing after him 38:13 {Major} Person in bodybag makes noise and woman finds player under the table 38:57 {Major} Woman screams and chases after player 41:54 {Semi Major} Woman's arm reaches out from under dresser 43:34 {Semi Major} Woman and policemen scream during fight 44:57 {Major} Woman suddenly screams and jumps out from behind door 47:17 {Major} Woman makes noise and is watching you from behind doorway 54:07 {Major} Door creaks open and woman appears, then forcibly drags player towards her

[@guyinaboxfort]

Thanks for this

[@just_leita5276]

Doing God's work

[@mynamespeyton]

I love you for this

[@chiara_provenzano3310]

THANK YOU

[@celseac8107]

Thank you!!

[@shaunmonaghan4820]

Daz:its all about the bathing suit Also Daz:Is that a mojito

[@WickedWalkman]

The “it’s beginning to look a lot like- f*ck this!” Got me off guard 😂 Edit 1: Omg tysm for the likes everyone!

[@alishahandley2142]

fr I need this as my ringtone 😂

[@sonnybilton6178]

I know same 😂

[@alexben6444]

Lmao he is hilarious

[@enhypenobsessed4332]

It's so funny

[@Peightyn887]

I love how it was ok like no jump scares and then you get "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCKKK THIIIIIIS" 😂😂 Love it.

[@ArtemisArrow]

27:58 Daz: My daughter's room is opposite my office. She must question the things I shout, she must. Sarah: *hears Daz shouting the most randomist things* Oh he must be playing a horror game again Dazzlers:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevegamble8986]

Lol!

[@johnnybhoy82]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ladeluff_]

😂

[@lipstickstxin]

The bit where daz said "I actually dated a girl like this" man I'm dead🤣

[@tayl0r415]

died when daz said “thank god she’s stupid” 😭😭

[@audreyyoung1471]

Daz: "Get out. Get out now." *proceeds to do look around the room instead of actually getting out*

[@xDakuenjerux]

“There’s all the bleach in case this relationship goes south” 😂 Lord almighty Daz is so much fun ❤

[@thephycogamer5123]

My favorite parts 8:06 "fuck i am marrying her now, she put the milk out and everything." 8:31 "TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOESN'T PAY HER TAXESSS!" 9:10 "tis the season to shit your pants..." 10:24 "its beginging to look a lot like FUCK THIS, OH MY GOD!" 11:24 'sus noises' "Honey, i brought you a ring.." 11:46 "Now its 100% Jeremy Kyle." 12:21 'questions his mental health' 12:47 'Cracking noise' "Is that jingle bells?" 13:17 'Honey are you there?' "IM DIVORCED!" 15:54 "Oh, she looks great- ASSSSSSSS!" (idk what he said) 17:00 "She's worried? Im worried!" 18:29 'sweetie? Where are you?' "Im on tinder looking for something better." 20:35 "ITS PEEKABOO!" 24:42 'Why are you hiding?' "Because your a crazy ass BITCH!"

[@SunsetSisterz]

43:32 the way Daz is hearing all the noises but he’s stuck trying to make his way through a path of boxes and stuff got me dying. The silence from him makes it 100 times better

[@Issy6969]

I love the way he was about to continue walking into the basement until the barrel rolls out and he just turns around and says 'I don't like basements anyway'

[@theadorasilk7985]

its amazing how day finished a massive project and comes straight back to uploading normal content. love this guy

[@Iamkrogan07]

Nah it’s been at least 3 weeks since he got back bc the video where he announced it was 3 weeks ago and because of the fact he showed clips of it proves that he made that video after he got back

[@theadorasilk7985]

@@Iamkrogan07 STILL! i cant believe hes back to normal content

[@Iamkrogan07]

@@theadorasilk7985 fair enough

[@Frog_Beanie]

I can just imagine daz as a pharmacist in 10 yrs saying: “Get your bitjaway here! Keeps all your psychotic ex’s away!”

[@zeep_-rn6xp]

Watching him play games like this while having anxiety is insane 😭

[@Lies_said]

“Tis the season to get Married to someone who doesn’t pay their taxes” and “tis the season to shit your pants” are both so funny I giggled

[@kadencebaldwin504]

Same

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

daz: is she... blind? two seconds later: APPARENTLY NOT

[@Natalie_mendez]

Anyone notice at 4:28 daz goes “I just built a tree” when we damn know he didn’t 😭

[@rustedcookies4901]

"its beginning to look alot like fuck this" had me laughing my arse off 🤣

[@enhypenobsessed4332]

OMG ME

[@cooper_JW]

Whenever daz posts horror games I get so exited. Also lovely to see gizmo wanting to play horror games is so cute 😅

[@NO_icp_fan_69]

@Dan Southwell lol no he didn’t

[@EmeraldHunter]

If you wanna hear Daz sing these masterpieces here's the timestamps: 8:32 10:26

[@nicolefontaine3037]

10:27 "It's beginning to look a lot like *FUCK THISSS*" Shit had me dead

[@Dragons_arerising]

Daz is so real for that 😂

[@Killerofdino]

When she scratched the wall all I could think about was the “my new wallpaper” vine that Daz did

[@mrticalian]

A whole hour? LINDA, GET THE KETTLE ON!

[@alphahale7668]

Character: has bolt cutters Character: is stuck in a house full of windows and glass doors Character: goes into the basement instead of just breaking a window and getting out

[@brenna6465]

FRRR

[@metalmidget4521]

AND A GUN ASWELL

[@metalmidget4521]

Maybe he wanted the ring back😂

[@alphahale7668]

@Spikes right I'm talking about the video game character, not Daz lmao

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

It'd be creepier if they made the AI able to know where you're hiding if there's a drawer or cabinet nearby you left open so you have to remember to close them before hiding.

[@AussieBleuu]

Unpopular opinion: I think the game is scary, but game devs do not need to take a concept that is scary in itself and make it paranormal for it to be scary. I was stalked by an ex-girlfriend of mine and though she was not supernatural, one obsessed person with a tendency to track down where you live and watch you from a distance wherever you went was enough for me to be afraid.

[@paigelizzy3128]

Okay why did you put your life story in this its a game

[@lauragoreni3020]

I'm so sorry you went through that, no matter if male or female, stalkers are frightening, it's a criminal offense for a reason.

[@Nhmusicoffish]

@@paigelizzy3128 he’s critiquing the game. Did you read the comment or just spoke before you thought?

[@craigyeates1854]

There are plenty of games that are exactly that, stalker games that aren’t paranormal, the devs did really well on the game, it doesn’t take away from the game just because it’s a paranormal game

[@oxeyedvisy]

i love how Daz just casually gives the crazy ex fashion advice about how her shoes don't match her dress

[@louse-man]

they don't though

[@stevegamble8986]

But it’s funny

[@jadenjones1008]

I love how daz is in a scary situation,yet has time to judge her fashion sense😂 love you daz!

[@elizabethshigley4728]

i’ve been watching daz’s videos nonstop for the past couple of months because i’m going through a bad rough patch and i keep coming back to this video because it has me dying every time even today when i found out my dog has cancer and this still managed to make me laugh so thank you for all you do daz you truly make all my days better i truly appreciate and am thankful for all your work ❤

[@harrymitchell7640]

hope ur dog is alr

[@elizabethshigley4728]

@@harrymitchell7640he unfortunately passed away not long after but my family and i were by his side every step of the way. i still miss him now but remember him from good memories now and the pain has subsided quite a bit

[@FBI-xf8tm]

Daz, the guy your playing as didn't actually cheat on the ex! It says in the game that her mental health started to deteriorate a year earlier and she began stalking / harrasing his friends and family. As a result, there's a certain postcard with Mark breaking up with her because of it and she only underlines the "I love you" part, leading to her writing "He loves me! 💓" on the bottom, completly ignoring the rest. (She only sees what she wants to see.) To sum it up, he broke up with her and she didn't want to see it, she only wanted to see the part that says he loves her. It's stated that she has a mental disorder, I think psychosis.

[@AdmiralHalsey1944]

Psychosis, you don't say, whatever would give you that idea?

[@STARRYNIGHTSEDITSS]

Where does it say the mental health thing i wanna read

[@FBI-xf8tm]

@@STARRYNIGHTSEDITSS It says it on one of the letters!

[@darkshots5497]

15:45 *crazy bitches in deep voice* had me dyeing this man is a comedian at its finest 🎉

[@Anonymous-m3y]

i love horror games like this. not too much mystery quests to do and straight to the point.

[@oliviasepter]

wait so is joyce the crazy ex??? this game is so confusing

[@vari1230]

@@oliviasepterno she is his wife I think and she is another person who isn’t human

[@Alexisnt_aliveig]

I wanted to quote so much, but tbh. Daz has made me laugh and jump but also be scared, I have never felt more tense but also laugh while watching someone play a horror game. Thank you, Daz. You help many.

[@Alicewatcheseverything]

I can't with this one. Daz never fails to make me laugh. The way he got so excited when she got distracted over the Christmas tree and then fucking crawls away and then hes like "I'm gonna go find a lawyer!" I'm dead.

[@jane_3466]

i was half expecting the ex to sing, “All i want for christmas isss.. youuuu” 😂💀

[@Plvgs0]

Watching daz playing scary games while you just woke up from a 4 hour nap will always be da best feelin

[@marbles7327]

I feel a bit exposed but it's so true

[@jonathankaufman3013]

Daz best feeling hahaha. Huh im an npc

[@mrs.westcoast256]

fr bro

[@Plvgs0]

@@jonathankaufman3013 alr rhen☠

[@LMCSM]

Honestly 1 of the best games, I come back often to re watch this, I love it so much, the graphics, the plot, the characters...everything was on point imo

[@nekokabuuuri]

“Painaway? I need more than that I need bitch-away you got any bitch-away?” - Daz, 18/12/22

[@SocialMediaInBio]

It's only 17/12/2022 bro... No hate I was just saying 👍🏻

[@briannaserrano284]

@@SocialMediaInBio it's different dates different place lol

[@SocialMediaInBio]

@@briannaserrano284 ah. I forget Daz has fans all over the world with different time zones 🤦🏻‍♂️ my mistake .

[@julietteklimkowski5118]

What’s the time stamp?

[@Gacha_x_Misty]

@@julietteklimkowski5118 40:16

[@junz_mayz1275]

the funniest lines i heard from daz on this video was "It's starting to look a lot like fUCK THIS!" "IT'S PEEKABOO" 😂

[@marianna.g5669]

I love how it’s supposed to be so scary but when Daz speaks at anytime he just makes it hilarious and entertaining!

[@hollydootson7479]

true👌😇😇😇😇😇

[@Kittysftpaws]

So much respect for Daz and the message he included at the end of this video. As a single mother of a little boy, I appreciate it as mom and a parent ❤️

[@phntmsims]

33:39 “Mabye il get a sparkler- ENGENGGENINGYINAH…” -Daz black, 2022

[@raeirene9498]

15:36 me during the Christmas holidays. "my house was nice, it didn't have creepy corridors.. spooky christmas lights.. and crazy bitches.." Much love daz!

[@abaldwin4733]

When he said “it’s beginning to look a lot like FuCk ThIs🎶” I died 😂 I have been watching Daz games for years now. He literally can always make me crack up. I remember throughout school I would literally be so excited to go home to eat a snack and watch his videos. He never disappoints:)

[@pixelwizard9652]

10:25

[@sunsets9432]

I love when he says *oh there's all the bleach in case this relationship goes south...* 😂😂

[@graype91]

JUMPSCARE LIST for those who need it :} {Buckle up pals this is gon be a long one, SPOILERS AHEAD} 9:42 {Minor} Light Breaks and there's a ringing noise 10:27 {Minor} Woman appears in the hallway with a static noise accompanying 11:35 {Minor} TV turns on with a static screen 13:14 {Semi Major} Woman opens door infront of player and approaches the room their in 15:54 {Minor} Loud noise and the corridor gets longer 17:03 {Semi Major} Screen suddenly glitches and house changes 18:13 {Minor} Door slams open and woman looks for player 20:35 {Semi Major} Noise plays and woman pops out infront of player 22:08 {Semi Major} Player makes noise and woman heads their way 22:49 {Minor and adding this just if needed} Daz peeks through door and woman is right there heading towards player 24:03 {Semi Major} Chain makes noise, woman heads towards player 27:21 {Minor} Corridor suddenly gets smaller again 27:52 {Semi major} Loud noise occurs and woman's hand suddenly reaches out from cracked door 29:32 {Minor} Woman at the end of the hallway again 29:49 {Major} Woman notices player and starts to crawl backwards towards them 33:01 {Minor} Barrel rolls into players view and hits wall 33:39 {Minor} Semi loud noise plays with a few noises following 33:56 {Minor} Shelf suddenly tilts and falls 34:15 {Major} Woman suddenly appears directly infront of player and crawls away 34:51 {Semi Major} Woman comes out of vent by player 35:53 {Semi Major} Player makes noise and Woman heads towards them 36:48 {Major} Woman notices Daz and screams before chasing after him 38:13 {Major} Person in bodybag makes noise and woman finds player under the table 38:57 {Major} Woman screams and chases after player 41:54 {Semi Major} Woman's arm reaches out from under dresser 43:34 {Semi Major} Woman and policemen scream during fight 44:57 {Major} Woman suddenly screams and jumps out from behind door 47:17 {Major} Woman makes noise and is watching you from behind doorway 54:07 {Major} Door creaks open and woman appears, then forcibly drags player towards her

[@diamantesices6558]

i actually love u

[@TX2obsessed]

Oml that's a lot but ok, thank you

[@elyescobar4074]

❤️❤️❤️

[@sisiisleeps]

LIFE SAVER 👍👍

[@Thy_coco_doth_grow_cold]

I hope your phone charges at every angle forever

[@xdemon5015]

29:55 - Admit it, you also thought she was just going to jump out at him and disappear. Honestly, they fact that she contortionist-walked towards him in that manner was far scarier than a standard jump scare.

[@leoniemayrogers2004]

you know it's a good day when Daz posts

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Yes❤️

[@nuhuh2414]

@Dan Southwell bot

[@nuhuh2414]

@Jack Wrath bot pt.2

[@Raravavan]

Yh

[@morphean2438]

@Dan Southwell No you're not and who cares

[@PinelloMello]

10:25 "its beginning to look alot like" *fuuUCKk THISSSS* my Favorite Daz quote ever 😂

[@michaelatruscott3984]

This man literally makes any game or video better on every way

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

Every time I watch Daz playing a horror game my dad always shouts up to me "Daz?!" Because all he can hear is Daz screaming and shouting when he gets scared lol

[@lissaxoxo2988]

that’s so funny 😂

[@galacticwoozle]

I love that he was too busy singing to hear the creepy giggle when hw tried to open the door in her house 🤣

[@Alli_slaYyy]

44:58 I DONT THINK ILL EVER RECOVER FROM THAT OMG I SCREAMED SO LOUD