DB2017 - MTG cards - Layered Google Translate edition @RosewattaStone

[@Haights]

"I want to show you wine." FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESOR

[@paulchapman8023]

This comment doesn’t have nearly enough likes. I guess not that many people know and/or like Edgar Allan Poe.

[@jediarcherbc709]

Amontillado? Amontillado? Are you serious?

[@CleverCrumbish]

"Give us cards" is a pretty good explanation of Treasure Cruise's ability. And having established that Treasure Cruise is called "House", "I'll lose my house" is a pretty good description of what happened to it

[@ferdithetank7535]

I honestly thought it was a gambling reference, but ok.

[@emilianomarshall5257]

Instablaster...

[@Unclevertitle]

12:14 Graham's pose and the way he says "I'll lose my house" makes it almost seems like he's actually worried about losing his home and freaking out about it.

[@applejinx7172]

Alex's reaction at 13:54 is just too good :) I've never seen anybody break THAT MANY TIMES in a row without pausing. He walks in unsuspecting, then sees it. Just sort of flails, ends up holding his mouth with both hands, eyes bugged, unable to believe what he's seeing. 'Help Help' indeed :)

[@paulchapman8023]

Applejinx it reminds me of the DB7 Qwerpline. But I guess the operative phrase here is “without pausing.”

[@ferdithetank7535]

Alex accidentally starts Kazotsky kickin' after looking at this nonsence.

[@pauldee1577]

Why yes, youtube suggestions, I DO remember watching Graham dying live on camera! yes, I will gladly watch it again!

[@paulb.7998]

For those who don't recognize the cards that they didn't mention the name of but want to see what the original text is on Gatherer, they are, in order: Rogue Refiner; Unlicensed Disintegration; Kitesail Freebooter; Harsh Mentor; Settle the Wreckage; Ajani Vengeant; Stone Rain; Shriekmaw; Blacker Lotus; Cruel Ultimatum; Tendrils of Agony; Treasure Cruise; Armageddon; Bomat Courier; Timely Reinforcements; Goblin Dark-Dwellers; Negate(M10); Sorrow's Path; Doran, the Siege Tower; Goblin Guide; Huatli, Warrior Poet; and Necrotic Ooze

[@michaelstrait9965]

Unlicensed Disintegration is a fucking awesome card.

[@paulchapman8023]

Seeing QWOP break Graham in DB5 was great, and so was seeing ASS break Alex in DB7, but to shatter them both, I don’t think anything can top RosewattaStone.

[@eirikastokes9652]

Ben cuddling Alex made me happy ♡

[@wizkida981015]

I was trying real hard not to lose it. Then Alex came in at "Help Help", and I died.

[@Simriel]

Alex forgetting how to Sit Down midway through doing so will never stop being hilarious to me.

[@sterisharms1468]

16:04 I NEED to know how "treefolk" became "homosexuality".

[@spiralhaze2070]

Something somethiing getting wood.

[@Kaprak10]

Treefolk probably got translated to Elf/Pixie or one of the other fantastical folk of the wood, then to Fairy, then well.

[@JenxRodwell]

I did love how fascinated Graham is by the name "Dimitar"...since here I am, in Bulgaria, knowing several people with this absolutely banal and common name. Ah different cultures!

[@louiesalmon3932]

9:33 That reminder text for Wear is actually so good. Because that's what evoke is, really, seeing the process for a retail price.

[@EternalDensity]

Graham did deliver on his promise to never not call Bomat Courier "Electronic Tomato". This pleases me.

[@paulchapman8023]

EternalDensity is there video proof of that? And if so, where?

[@uncleistvan3501]

My name is not "Lungs".

[@NStripleseven]

“My name’s not Shane, kid.”

[@dragonbretheren]

Can we just appreciate how Matt is able to read these while keeping his cool completely?

[@ebmusicman84]

I still call Bomat Courier Electronic Tomato

[@Drecon84]

Why does Oh Johnny get the dogs? I thought cats didn't like dogs.

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

That was too funny. You almost killed me dead. "hermeson"

[@User5770]

I havent laughed this hard since probably Zoo Race. I couldnt breathe for a little while there.

[@dmitriwillguard]

Man, we QWOP'd Graham early this year, huh?

[@samteatum3175]

I can't breathe

[@Aldurinian]

I need Cecil Baldwin to be the one reading these cards out loud.

[@paulchapman8023]

Aldurin Matt’s narration does sound a bit like Cecil, doesn’t it?

[@antaresmaelstrom5365]

This is a perfect fit for Graham's training as Dave's Spokesperson.

[@Firestar4041]

Rare to see physical documentation of "psychic damage." Shame most of the crew didn't have the hit points to tank it all.

[@SeanAubin]

Kate is so indifferent, I love it.

[@kilo3989]

I want this played at my funeral.

[@Nielsblog]

I can’t breathe. And I don’t even play this silly game.

[@rebelkatx17]

Glad it's not just me

[@HistoryNerd808]

Same

[@ZhangHe2369]

It's funnier when you know what's supposed to be on the cards.

[@bustedsim]

Whew, missed that subtle Wrath of Khan paraphrase from Graham the first few times.

[@TehAmelie]

"Worst Illegitimate Offense" is like a fever dream of Hedonism Bot but, frighteningly, every part of it holds up to comparison.

[@flannelshirtenthusiast4159]

I'm looking forward to watching more of these desertbus clips

[@olivermensinger6022]

10:38 has an underrated joke.

[@mjr2451]

I think we have weapons grade comedy on our hands.

[@Chickenman161]

I've died and gone to heaven, but mostly died.

[@Ch1Frequency]

Damn, Matt is looking fine! And I'm straight!

[@kilo3989]

"I'll find my way back in the chair someday" just sounds like a line from one of these cards tbh 🤣

[@SwiftrunnerXXY]

I got off work, came home, opened up the Desert Bus stream, and saw... *this*.

[@BackSeatGamingCrew]

The fact that Graham can still drive during this is actually kind of impressive.

[@Liliputian07]

Rock Music actually blew out my lungs

[@paulchapman8023]

Liliputian07 but did Doran the Siege Tower actually blow out your uncle Istvan?

[@barry_crisp]

This is probably the best moment in all of DB2017.

[@CodenameJD]

Thank goodness for Matt :)

[@dustinsanity85]

This has to be a common thing you guys start doing. I've never laughed this hard in my life.

[@Kifford]

Poor Graham, his laughter sounds painful. XD

[@monsterfurby]

First Person sounds like a great set-up for a horror movie.

[@rabidwallaby84]

If Shriekmaw is not known as Screaming Big Mouth from this point forward, I will be VERY disappointed!!!

[@Izandaia]

I can't believe Graham managed to not crash the bus during all of that.

[@manelcosta4097]

This video changed my life.

[@Noxshade]

This had me in stitchs, but it's kind of sad to see Kate be so not into this.

[@azure6743]

Not an exaggeration - I could barely breathe while watching this video. #GIVEUSCARDS! 😂

[@Antimuffin]

And now we know why they did these in smaller batches now. Because they don't want to accidentally Graham again.

[@kennethhall5158]

These guys would do pretty well in an episode of YGS

[@MoonlightMirage]

10:47 Woah woah he's going off the rails! I can't read it on the card!

[@billyshakespeare488]

i was laughing so hard my neighbor came over and knocked on my window.

[@Obstreperous_Octopus]

15:33 In Google Translate's defense, "Sorrow's Path" (aka "Unfortunately") is a horribly clunky card to begin with. I'm reading it IN ENGLISH and I STILL can barely understand it.

[@Immortal-ironic-fist]

Make wheat and relax

[@hiimemily]

"This is the first Magic card playable in Catan!"

[@Firestar4041]

*In Twilight Zone narrator voice "They say card games are for children. And refuse to listen to parents warning them of the deadly cost. Well witness what happens as these Google Translated paper cards, kill an entire room of adults, and sends one crawling into their chair. Here in; THE DESERT BUS ZONE."

[@TARDISFanMan]

Rock Music is one of the best ones hands down

[@berndb3141]

That was genius! So good. Poor Graham had to laugh so hard, he was wasted.

[@tipulsar85]

The cards get even more what when auto caption tries to get in on the action. For example, evokye price got transcribed as lucky price.

[@zsdCKanVOIJANSO]

I imagine this is how confusing mtg seems to people who don't play mtg

[@houseofshadow6380]

What a lousy goose...

[@vking7]

"Destroy the target cells" sounds like something out of a game where the board is an Excel spreadsheet.

[@drdca8263]

vking7 I was thinking cancer cells

[@gnome_friend5281]

But can it defeat the final boss of Excel?

[@HazmanFTW]

My flatmates checked up on me because I was laughing too hard.

[@Zara-Bari]

"Give us cards" constitutes the entirety of my understanding of MtG.

[@tylerplatt2350]

I've never laughed so hard in my life. I think i burst a kidney or something

[@changingyoutubeusernameisn7302]

They predicted Untitled Goose Game. Somehow

[@drunkard103]

sometimes things that are the target, are the target

[@olivermensinger]

Yep

[@Krokar01]

Doran sounded like a CAH card LOL

[@devoncoffin6147]

fml i cant breathe throught this video

[@zsdCKanVOIJANSO]

what card is help help omg i cant remember

[@ardinhelme687]

Clearly these cards are from the same game as the scrub phases shirt.

[@doorkeeperforlethal8015]

I wish I could make my hoodie front look like bolas horns. (Kate)

[@Jalais]

What if Lungs watches this and you hurt his feelings?

[@kirkprospector4958]

Settle the Wreckage was accurate.

[@ktlynn177]

Kate is not amused.

[@mooniejohnson]

I WILL LOSE MY HOUSE

[@FischBlubbBlubb]

i almost died of laughter

[@thetimeempress1518]

Are these people in a study group or something, or a dorm?

[@olivermensinger]

No. This is a charity stream that they do once a year. This is a clip from their stream in 2017.

[@jediarcherbc709]

Loading Ready Run is an internet group and ex-comedy troupe that puts on a charity live steam every year.

[@Bogster13]

Is Graham having a stroke?

[@anopossum5638]

Doran is the true Gay Icon

[@awseomness]

2:19

[@balrogdahomie]

16:37