MUST SEE The Best of Eamon Dunphy

Here is a compilations of some of my favourite Eamon Dunphy rants. For those of you unfamiliar with the Dunph this is one of Ireland 39 s most controversial pundits he 39 s big mouthed opinionated and would argue with a lamp post if given the opportunity. Agree with him or not Eamo is always great fun to listen to. Even though I disagree with Eamon a lot I still find some of his rants hilarious. That 39 s why I 39 ve compiled this list of excerpts so that you can see what the man himself is like. There are still a great many Dunphy classics that I could not find but what is in this video is all I could squeeze into 10 minutes anyway.This is just a bit of fun so don 39 t go starting hateful arguments just because you disagree with what he said or he bashed your team. Personally I think most of the stuff he says in this video is absolute rubbish which is exactly why it 39 s fitting for an Eamon Dunphy video That said I 39 ll be deleting any hateful comments and misbehaviour by wind up merchants. You 39 ve been warned Sit back and enjoy.Here 39 s a list of classic Eamon Dunphy quotes.On Rio Ferdinand:Ferdinand is a clown. He was a liability for thefirst goal and he is always a liability. It was Jan Vennegoor ofHesselink against Rio Ferdinand of Barclays Bank.a trampOn Fabio Cannavarro:If Rio Ferdinand is worth 100 000 a week thenthis guy is worth 100 million . . . . . a dayOn Luis Garcia:They Liverpool should put Garcia where he belongs in the dustbin.On Cristiano Ronaldo:The way Ronaldo clicks his heels is the most wicked thing in the game. a simple cheat or Poof ball.On Kevin Kilbane:Kilbane 39 s head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads one on the end of each leg.On Michael Carrick:Carrick was signed for Spurs a few years back for 3m. That 39 s the level he is at. He is a nothing player. He is one paced. He doesn 39 t have the personality to always get on the ball like a United player should. On the Alex Ferguson and Gordon Strachan feud:Eamon: Scots they 39 re either nice or they 39 re horrid and these two are horrid. Bill: The Scots wont like that Eamon that 39 s bordering on racism. Eamon: Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.On the very hostile boardroom at Real Madrid:Bill Bill... those directors over there are on another planet. They 39 re on mushrooms or something...THEY 39 RE ON ACID BILL On John Hartson:Bill Hartson is not a 7million pound player...its a disgrace a shambles This is the state of football today Bill. I have a clip here of why Hartson is NOT a 7million player....Roll it there Bill literally 1 second in to the clip OKAY HOLD IT THERE BILL draws a circle around Hartson 39 s arse Bill that is NOT the arse of a 7million player 39 39 On Liverpool vs Barcelona:I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that Barcelona would beat them. I 39 ve made my mind up on Benitez tonight. He 39 s a nice man but he 39 s got a huge negative streak running through him. Liverpool was terrible in the second half. They didn 39 t play football. If that was a concert you 39 d boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player. They were terrible. Terrible.On Harry Kewell:Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath a boiling hot bath.Fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to seeOn Djibril Cisse:Here we have Cisse right wing attempts to put in a cross BANG...hits the full back again BANG hits the full back BANG...off the full back again and once more BANG...smacks the full back again.... Millions of euro and he can 39 t clear the first man I mean...what 39 s he trying to do to the full back here Kill him On Sergio Ramos:He 39 s a nothing player he 39 s like Paul McShane on steroids costs more but just as likely to get you shot in the head.Before Man United hammered Roma 7 1:O 39 shea not good enough Ferdinand and Brown dodgy Ronaldo a puff ball Fletcher and Carrick nothing players Rooney has never done it on the big stage.On Barcelona:After watching Watford against Manchester City last night that waslike a bubblebath. It was beautiful.On Garth Crooks and Sven Goran Eriksson:ha ha ha that 39 s the first time you 39 ll see sex between 2 men liveon the BBCDuring the coverage of Euro 2004:You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.

[@jericho9653]

Those were the days. Used to look forward to this more than the actual games. Quality quality stuff. You would watch it right up to the end of the show

[@neil2905]

he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young wan. ahahahaha

[@Mrdrainsville]

Eamon has a semi

[@liamhanley1526]

"You've jumped the fence there baby"

[@brianhourigan]

Niall Quinn is a creep - best analysis ever

[@neil2905]

😁

[@SpaceisthePlace82]

"Gerrard right, found out tonight, Nothing player!" LOL

[@floyd5325]

haha without great players around him gerrard were often found wanting zindane viera scholes ronaldo xavi inesta were never

[@amazed66]

+floyd I would have said all of those other players you have named had far more and far more often had great players around them, whereas that wasn't really the case at Liverpool with Gerrard, who regularly used to carry the team as their stand out performer so ironically your argument seems to be a bit damned by your own words really. It's also ridiculous to say none of the others were found wanting either, if as the basis for Dunphy and you suggesting Gerrard was found wanting was on the back of an odd poor game or nothing special performance, which will obviously have applied to those other names too from time to time.

[@tommydowling9]

Not the first time he was blanetly wrong.. he said similar things about Ronaldo so hes in good company

[@WolfeTone66]

Dunphy is always great entertainment.... A true Maverick & one off.

[@Coolbaire]

Would love to see Eamo on Motd with Gary and Alan

[@anniegrass9137]

Cool Baire bit late but search for the apres match sketch where he dreams of it, hilarious.

[@danielkiely647]

"Rob little; he's the one that left his wife and ran away with a young one!" 😂😂😂

[@kickbiker7920]

Dunphy ... a man with an opinion .... ALWAYS worth watching ... Thanks for upoading

[@thepowernator4634]

Eamon would be great on match of the day 😂

[@gavinlaird85]

Why have you got 39 written so often in the description? It's annoying me lol.

[@dedalussssandymount]

Class act Eamo. He'd have Lineker for breakfast

[@JohnSmith-sw6uv]

He right about Gerrard, a pure myth that he one of the best players in the world!

[@andrewwright4195]

Haha he scored in every major final with average players around him Henry never scored in a final

[@irishhighbee3709]

Excellent stuff!! -- Any chance that you could make another!!?

[@NC-ck5oj]

You jumped over the fence baby!!! Ridiculously funny

[@irishbloke99]

Great video, love Eamon. 39!

[@damiencallaghan9389]

7.19 BEST PART ABSOLUTE GOLD IF YOU DO NOT LAUGH AT THAT.....

[@thexxxduelxxx]

can you get the one where hes drunk i never saw it would love to see it

[@-BuddyGuy]

That's all of them

[@philsoro491]

Bill loves to stir the pot I think & sit back & watch dunphy get wound up 😂 brilliant tv. It'll be very dull whenever eamo leaves ha. Dunphy you're a star baby. Lol

[@catherinefleming8254]

love Eamon x

[@justthetruth1]

brilliant dunphy, ronaldo a cod ha ha

[@thomasbonner8464]

Left his wife for a young one! 😂😂😂

[@GalacticCowboy]

3:57... wow!

[@longmemory1620]

stomach turning 3:57

[@gorgeousgeorge5070]

How right Eamon was on Ronaldo lol🤣

[@TyrannosaurusBatman]

id like to see the one where he showed why hartson wasnt worth 7 million pounds

[@tomasmount2335]

+TyrannosaurusBatman has anyone got this video?

[@ciarankeane3115]

"John Hartson, pub footballer of the year!"

[@tyroneforsam12345]

I think Niall Quinn is a creep 😂😂

[@Mrdrainsville]

Niall quinnfy

[@thedogwhisperer8819]

Class :)

[@lovinglifeforreaal5689]

How is he class? You do know he only critics players because of the views right?

[@JG-es5dj]

Did a 7 year old write the captions in this?

[@carolequeen22]

Eamon is intelligent, gifted, we all love him.... OK, alcohol doesn't suit him - but let him sort that out. Let's pray he does.

[@garycasey357]

How wrong he was about Ronaldo

[@MrStonecold69]

ronaido is a cod

[@MrNiss]

Brilliant

[@desobrien6136]

Dunphy wanted Reid and Gibson on the team. Guess trapp was right Eamon"The cod"Dunphy

[@emilysandstrom3097]

Sgh