The Lecture You Would Never Want Your Parents To Give You Compilation.

[@DeadJosey]

Happy wife happy life. follow me on twitter I'm more active on there. @DeadJosey on twitter or x or whatever they are calling it.

[@septimusheap925]

Bullshit, if anything that man is barely clingy on to life and sanity matter fact call him Cliff hanger

[@Klier2003]

@@septimusheap925 Bro could barely hang on with life during the deed. That's impressive I must say though.

[@Beerbottles123]

Happy wife, active life.

[@maxb2056]

I'm not sure this life is good to be surviving THIS ON A DAILY.

[@arat2376]

No wife peaceful life and testosterone count above 0. And no debt.

[@mishaalkisan1688]

I’m suprised they only have one kid after all this time

[@iamadict2030]

Speak of the devil 😂😂

[@MrZafri]

Now that you mentioned it............I wonder how

[@tamashiiwantsomemilk4198]

They dont want to repeat the same mistake as before...

[@alexn5743]

I'm guessing a vasectomy was obtained after the first kid

[@zur7696]

Dad’s pull out game is 🔥🔥🔥

[@lastpringle8904]

"You're the one who swam so hard to get here!" "And if I had consciousness back then, I would have gone backwards"

[@tvdudetwt-zx9hy]

daaaaaaaaaaaaam

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

But you didnt

[@panchovilla0078]

Doubt

[@frakez6155]

Technically you had, albeit it's very small, instinctually you wanted to be born

[@gosukuma9369]

With how thirsty she is I'm surprised they only have 1 child so far and not 3

[@ladrugo]

It's the case of hard to impregnate but easy to mate

[@darkydk1650]

Well there that one page

[@northernalpine4350]

Im surprised they don't have a whole ass fucking football team in their house

[@hafirenggayuda]

Great birth control

[@annoying_HK_guy]

Child support. It ain't cheap

[@jimmyc2223]

Good thing the daughter doesn't have her mother's never-ending thirst😂

[@caaltaes732]

Yet

[@jimmyc2223]

@@caaltaes732 Oof

[@Klier2003]

Fortunately she instead got a lot of common sense than her mom who's quite the **Dyson** to her own husband who can barely hang on to dear life.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Until the day she meets the chosen one for her 💀

[@Fukei_Mono]

........... Yet.

[@ArtsyJet]

Why is it getting more common that Dads in anime/manga look 15-20 years older than the Moms?

[@hafirenggayuda]

At least in this strips we kinda know why

[@ikram1572]

He's getting his life drained by his Wife.

[@joecool2810]

Part of it is the stress from working conditions in Japan, recommend looking into a little bit, and the stress that obviously comes from having a borderline lewd spouse. The amount of times this mom has almost caused a scene is unsettling. Besides that, I could say that dealing with the friction between the mother and daughter causes even more stress as he’s stuck in the middle. Other then that I’d say it comes down to genetics, race, and upbringing. That being said, I figure that there is a max of ten years difference between them. With Asian women aging like fine wine until they hit 70; coupled with the reasons above for the guys and there’s your 10-20 year difference in appearance. Plus it’s noted that she’s a housewife and that’s nowhere near as stressful as an office job.

[@3takoyakis]

Stress. Stress could make you age faster. Also Asian woman mostly won't look old at all until they hit 60.

[@butecodesentina1766]

​@@joecool2810it's also valid to note that his white hair isn't because he's old, but his natural hair color, his daughter also has white hair.

[@codm_haz3627]

Dad got one of the most stressful positions to ever be in when you have a family

[@andriharir]

Not "one of the..." but "THE...", and I'm talking from experience.

[@mahapatrasohamm]

@@andrihariroof. I wish you a lifetime of good luck. And that’s still not enough to get a day by.

[@aced3657]

ive seen these strips before and all i could say is it balances wholesomeness and suggestiveness on a tight rope

[@thomaslavitola7789]

Just like the mother would like to

[@Barnghost]

It doesn't balance the line. It snorted the line.

[@SmartyPoohBear]

The husband is a man of few words... actually, he's a man of no words at all.

[@hiro_444]

What do you mean, he speaks the guy language so fluently and effortlessly, just look at his face in each panel /j

[@getthedunkon9347]

He clearly speaks... just... not onscreen

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

I like how the dad is trying to help, but at the same time, just watches

[@thelad7525]

The poor father, man's just wants to retire, but his wife will never let that happen

[@gabrielkawa3477]

6:15 She has NEEDS

[@HavikLord]

😏

[@hafirenggayuda]

A very very thirsty mom.

[@danielanderson6122]

Producer: Oh! Thirsty moms with with no filters are TIGHT XD

[@gamesarefun9380]

True

[@hafirenggayuda]

@@danielanderson6122 yea yea yea yea

[@Not_Soggy]

A very*10^100 thirsty mom

[@vanle2165]

​@@danielanderson6122 i understood that reference

[@angryowo]

I love this manga. Awesome to see it voiced over so well! 😊

[@Ferrari151]

Honestly her voice sounded like gwar gura to me

[@Sandy-ws2wm]

Wait what is the name of the manga

[@angryowo]

@@Sandy-ws2wm the manga is called “the lecture you would never want your parents to give to you” 😊

[@Sandy-ws2wm]

@@angryowo oh thanks

[@angryowo]

@@Sandy-ws2wm happy to help

[@thekaelixchamber]

This family is so damn open with each other

[@s1nner_]

"Just like a Dyson" 💀

[@guilhermegaspar752]

What a dyson?

[@numina0079]

@@guilhermegaspar752 A brand of high-end vacuum cleaners.

[@hellothere639]

*she suoux laik a vacuuuuum*

[@SCARLET_DEMON-KING_OF_DARKNESS]

​@@numina0079ohh i was soo confused idk why i was thinking about the dyson sphere and didnt understand how that linked in

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

@@hellothere639 i keep reading this in Niko's voice

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Most normal family i think youve covered honestly

[@maciejrejowski4682]

That line at the end was perfect❤

[@no_one666]

Yes

[@ikmalkamal5830]

That's the luckiest man there is. Good on you for having such a lovely wife. I kinda pity his little guy though, but hey, there are sacrifices to be made for a happy life.

[@LeGuardImperialis]

That damn skin flute is gonna become a skin whistle considering how THIRSTY that woman is

[@painlesskun3959]

​@LeGuardImperialis it never shrinks tho 😭 i understand its a joke but many are under this line off misinformation due to jokes. Again, schlongs don't shrink and viagna doesn't expand. Its changes comes to age, stress, how turned on you are, how relaxed tou are while being turned on (because nervousness can affect it negatively or positively) and much more, BUT amount of sxual partners and amount of secks doesnt have any noticeable effect

[@smolbb713]

Bro has to fight for his life everyday 💀

[@mahendrap1960]

0:07 she embarrassed 0:37 do you really have to share this with your daughter? 😂 1:04 It was cosplay lol 1:29 that was humiliation 1:51 when parents play *It takes two* game , finished it 2:28 RIP school life 2:51 Come on lol 3:39 Mom: nice idea then we will have new brother/sister 3:54 it was prologue , not chapter 1 4:21 Does she know ? lol 5:25 Wow 5:32 This is like Deja vu 5:46 Tomorrow is Sunday right ?

[@Lone_wolf906]

5:28 feels like derpixon one

[@omaralraisi2482]

Can I have one round sir take a break

[@italianduded1161]

1:06 this is the post I saw on insta So wholesome Happy to see a married couple still loving each other.

[@somerandomschmuck2547]

Cute comic, but in reality the sperm that reaches the egg first is rarely the one to fertilize it, as it needs to get through the cell's outer shell first, which I understand things right, usually takes the work of a couple, many of which die along the way, the one that finally does it is just the one that arrived at the point the cell wall had been weakened enough by those proceeding it. Also there was a study that suggest the egg might be able to sort of "decide" which cell it let's in.

[@TheOneTheaEnd]

I believe when someone says reaching the egg, they do in fact mean reaching the fertilization point and not.. the wall or something A clarification I didnt think would've been necessary

[@TechnoticPlate]

Cute reply, but in reality. Just Stfu and enjoy the comic.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

The chosen warrior will breach the walls and end the siege. In doing so, conquering the castle and acquire the priceless treasore of "Life"

[@Speed001]

Neat

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

What great parents who can deal with their rebelious daughter

[@Lilomen__Uzumaki]

This is story of my mom but I have four other siblings including me but she was really a loving wife and a great mom before she left us in COVID 19 pandemic followed by our dad after 2 months he also left us to see mom in the afterworld🙏🏻

[@loganroman6546]

3:40 the dad is saying no to say himself

[@Sunny-uz8cw]

They have a good relationship, count me as jealous!

[@ravlikahfi741]

i feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown - krillin, dbz abridged

[@painlesskun3959]

I feel like a man drowning watching another man thirst.

[@JohnLind-l5q]

"Just like a dyson" is wild💀

[@huh5950]

Shes the perfect anti NTR wife and hes foing good too. You got a problem SAY IT and if he wants the marriage to work he WILL work on it, eveb if something was wrong with him because if tiredness theres plenty of...gadgets to use.

[@TheIronWarlockXIII]

Imagine if the actual Plot Twist is that the husband won over the wife through NTR and cucked her previous BF due to the latter being an abusive jerk, and the husband and wife's NTR escapades was also the reason why the wife is always thirsty lol

[@hatlesszebra]

Yeah no still would probably cheat once things get boring and complacent. Plus the guy has a NTR fetish. It's like that one doujin where the guy has a NTR fetish and has girlfriend get fucked by some random dude and she falls in love with that random dude. I need help I'm broken

[@TemplarOrder]

I was also happy to see she doesn’t like that stuff either.

[@painlesskun3959]

I think it was just another "curious adventure", where he stumbled upon something and just read it, I am glad the wife protests against it (because no man is better than him for her, and she decides what she wants) and he would have to work on it, its communicated. Most of what i read, i dont want it to happen lol. Like, people read highschool boys/girls messing around but irl it would be... not nice. That fine line between fiction and reality should be defined. People read harem but irl ITS CONSUMING (their words) I particularly avoid ntr, and R, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Never liked it, and cuckoldry is... fucking disgusting to me. With that said, i dont mind if someone else is into that. Sometimes I wonder why i type these paras, maybe just want to bring my thoughts further? Anyways, Have a good day!

[@painlesskun3959]

​@@TemplarOrder Me too!

[@DarkonFullPower]

I never knew there was more than one of these. Thanks!

[@leejames8024]

2:15 That joke is hilarious. Imagine all her schoolmates going the cafe just to see or date her mum😅

[@hafirenggayuda]

Also look, Shiho said "not near neighborhood". She actually have no problem mom doing it.....

[@ignis2638]

The poor father

[@stevemcgroob4446]

Like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.

[@sgwaris8853]

He looks like Albert wesker 😎but as an old man 😅

[@sgwaris8853]

I can see why she married him 😏

[@PardalJPR]

That dude has probably awesome dad lore... He looks like he was the accountant looking guy with a white shirt, black glasses and a fucking M4 thats a Directorate of Operations operator in a warzone.

[@luisreynamboarcos2958]

How is it that they only have one doughter at this point. Japanise contraceptives sure are secure.

[@TreeGGwi]

1:29 one theory is likely false

[@tunasandwich8049]

That theory still has weight to it The xy chromosome is actually more vulnerable so any issues with the pH level in the womb can actually damage the male sperm and pH levels tend to fluctuate due to stress That's why women who were SA'd were more likely to give birth to daughters Then again it's still a random gamble and not definitive hence why it's theoretical

[@TreeGGwi]

@@tunasandwich8049huh. Interesting

[@LordDaret]

⁠@@tunasandwich8049that makes it a worrying theory, since it suggests certain practices to modify probabilities… I don’t even know what to make of this honestly other than I don’t like the implications. After all, viability is viability.

[@tunasandwich8049]

@@LordDaret worry not. Info like this was researched in a lab and observed. A lot of researchers just notice that most cases of SA victims tend to give birth to women because of a survey. But that’s what makes bio interesting is that there’s really never a guarantee. Some microorganisms tend to be stubborn after all which is why I said “most” and not “all”

[@Dav3y_Games]

This is pretty funny lol. Also on 3:05, the music is from D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die. Still love that game.

[@alerensdennis657]

5:53 salute to the soldier that will fall after this

[@shadowshoganyt3438]

Gaddamn a wife who's hot and cosplays and loves him and have happy family , man's living my dream ngl

[@AnsukuAnime]

Idk if i should be jealous of the dad or feel bad for him😂😂

[@gabrielkawa3477]

Both

[@-Raylight]

Dad is based, the mom is unquenchable xD The most unbelievable thing about this is... she doesn't have any siblings 🤣

[@YoYo-ux2rx]

I never enjoyed any short video this much 😂😂😂

[@1wayroad935]

I'll tag in for the dad if he needs a break

[@DeadJosey]

ay now

[@JasonAizatoZemeckis]

Really dude, not even the daughter

[@xasxter]

dont leave me out on this im tagging in too

[@Fox_of_the_night]

Count me in as well

[@TechnoticPlate]

He does read NTR so...

[@andrewowens4421]

She's a succubus. That's the only explanation. A loyal succubus, but a succubus nonetheless. 5:49 Also I'm pretty sure he's not safe with you.

[@cameronrhodes1101]

In the one comic panel where she stacked up a bunch of stuff against the door to make sure it was locked. Look at the mirror as she was going to her husband that is pure nightmare fuel, it shows her true soul.

[@painlesskun3959]

Shes a loyal succubus, and after the ntr one, he deserves this loyal punishment!

[@isleschild]

Oh, my God. This is perfect.

[@RebelTheArtGal]

THERE'S MORE TO THIS THAN JUST THE POLICE OFFICER THING?!?

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

Honestly, the parents are couple goals.

[@Yostickmanofficial]

I like how Dad just stay silent

[@lukaskusumadoloksaribu4193]

ay maam hold your horses.

[@chorux112]

That's the hardest come i've never heard from a parent

[@Itsme-wt2gu]

I envy their funny and cheerful lifestyle.

[@wraithangel1162]

3:38 dad didn't want his daughter to go because she's the one protecting him from her mother.

[@nyantacoplayz7493]

Their good parents tho they surely learn from their mistakes, but damn tho she'll be a lonely child not having some siblings

[@Ted_likes_Rice]

"Just like a Dyson"

[@TheHotDogGuy.]

The first few lines changed my whole perspective on my life, lol

[@Karan-pn7xs]

Dad looks older cause the mom sucks the life energy out of him everyday

[@triangle2582]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised

[@imthinking6244]

4:39 I didnt see the chart of that comment. She just say that like nothing xD

[@Ferrari151]

"Happy wife happy Life".😊 "Mad Wife Bad Life" Me: Honey Are you Happy???. Edit: Her voice is kinda like Gwar Gura aAHHHH!!!!!

[@tryblazer4530]

This manga got dubbed, wew another good laugh😂

[@not-so-obvious_autism777]

Like how the dad never talks

[@filmaru8556]

Don’t dress as a maid near our neighborhood. Oh that’s just Chapter One you know. Lol called her a vaccum!lol

[@justastudent5632]

The last one is pretty good

[@hoeton3]

2:57 nah he's definitely a masochistic 💀

[@sgwaris8853]

Hmm where did I saw this old man, oh yeah Resident Evil,,,, wow I didn't know he was living in the second way possible 😅

[@trawll8659]

3:20 I'm honestly curious if any women actually see their husbands like that or if it's purely some fictional manga bs.

[@adras98]

My girlfriend is thirsty as hell, she's fine and modest when we're walking around but once I make a move she gets wildly obsessed with me, kissing, sniffing like a dog, hugging. Too bad she's cold when is not "in the mood" or Depressed.

[@cliol]

"We are not rich" no shit you guys arent! You guys spending too much on condoms

[@TechnoticPlate]

No wonder they only have one child...

[@Lilomen_AD]

Idk but that women reminds me of my wife Mary XD but sadly I am the one who is undefeated in the bed wars 😂

[@jMortimer092]

Before this comic becomes an anime in this timeline. I just want to let you know, I am a fan

[@rroberto4224]

I've never seen this before. I might watch it? I dunno.

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

2:50 Nah, I'm with the mother. If you're reading NTR while in a relationship, you're begging for misunderstands and doubt

[@painlesskun3959]

Same. Its fictional but its... not good.

[@hiro_444]

1:14 the mom looks so traumatised mao

[@e102g2]

so awesome a comic xD we want more!!

[@holmesholmes.8784]

the daughter repertoire is very good lol

[@deletedTestimony]

I've often thought it would make more sense to see oneself as the egg than the sperm. By volume the egg is far, far larger.

[@painlesskun3959]

Honestly... you have a point. The genes are definitely dads but the building blocks are moms.

[@StressIsNormal]

- I didn't ask you to give birth to me - You were the one who swarm so hard to get here - Oh, tell me. Between impending doom and a chance for survival. What should I pick? If I knew this was my life I would've stopped swimming - That's your misjudgement Sh*t. I'm stuck after this.

[@aikawa-kun9871]

The father is a man of few words. Lmao.

[@gp-1542]

1:12 Clearly this wasn’t the their first rodeo

[@Crispky]

This lowkey reminds me of that anime where the mother is saying out of pocket things to her child cause she herself a little lewd

[@nori6237]

Lol yeah, the first page would be a good argument!

[@mdbgamer556]

Ok, but like, this is a healthier family that 90% of them...

[@8bitutopia1954]

It’s cute but I really wonder how different people would feel if the husband were the horny one instead of the wife. I can smell double standards.

[@painlesskun3959]

BURNING DOUBLE STANDARDS!

[@zelithos]

Holy fuck that mom is wilding 24/7

[@italianduded1161]

3:00 agreed! He needs punishment!

[@xolt1065]

Prob best family ive seen in my life 💀💀💀

[@some_random_giraffe2806]

Such a fine line between ☺️ and 😏 fr fr

[@Kazu-ls4kf]

Isn't this the artist who draw spy soldier who always raise the death flags?

[@ameame32]

The ending though lmao

[@denulwelianga9686]

I'm more surprised that they only have 1 child

[@Fallensnowch]

I’m surprised she doesn’t have a sibling

[@acekun1710]

Bros pull out game must be elite to only have 1 child😂

[@KaitoD]

I feel sorry for that man

[@arnavsingh721]

The last part was wild

[@tangoto1209]

0:15 Actually the egg basically choses the sperm it wants and helps it along, so. Argument double invalid

[@Thevince12]

Nah the McDonald ads is getting out of hand😂😂

[@abrahamimbayanzz6948]

Fun fact you are never too old for mcD or any fast food joints

[@gabrielkawa3477]

Ngl, the mom can GET IT

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Stacy's mom has got it going on

[@alficiro3238]

such a wholesome family 💕 the mom really likes teasing her husband while he always looks so tired, but they love each other so very much~