Deadliest Warrior is Weirder Than I Remember

[@ChrisJamesTV]

Here’s the link to the stream where we watched the Spartan V Ninja! www.twitch.tv/videos/1442661235

[@edo5324]

It's gone :/

[@411webuyhouses9]

I can't believe you did deadliest warrior without doing one of the old fighters. Everyone wants to see the apaches fight or the knights lol

[@Chaos-Zakai64]

Don't know how long a video stays archived on Twitch before it gets taken down. But it's not there anymore. Maybe make it into a regular KZbin video like you did with Vampires vs Zombies. Though I do remember the Spartan vs Ninja episode. I remember the Ninja "experts" banking on the Ninjas steel weapons being able to pierce the Spartans bronze armor and their surprise when the bronze armor held up during weapon testing. And the simulated "fight" had the Ninja fighting very un-Ninja like. Only used stealth once at the start but I guess he must of stepped on a twig or something because the Spartan blocked the sneak attack. And to make the weebs even madder, after the first season wrapped up there was a special where they had the winners of season one fight each other with the Spartan going up agienst the Samurai who had won his fight with the Viking. And the Spartan still won. So I guess if ancient Sparta and Feudal Japan had ever gone to war Sparta would've won.

[@alnu8355]

Wasn't one of the host busted for Stolen Valor?

[@starwolfleblue9948]

Have you seen the guy that worked on this show that offered to answer any questions you may have had abou the show?

[@FearlonCastius]

Who will win? An army funded by the US or an army funded by the US?

[@LN031]

I think it’s gotta be the one funded by the US… 😅

[@raimarulightning]

Whoever wins, the world loses 😂😂

[@beybladesinmyheels1267]

Good one

[@redneck94chevy]

Technically SEALs are Navy, not army lol

[@Other_Robots]

Episode really hits different in 2024

[@aaronknowles5359]

The episode with the Spetsnaz had my favorite experts. The soft spoken Russian guy probably killed 3 people that morning before showing up to set. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he killed the original expert the show hired just to take his place.

[@HetsAndTails]

I agree those Russians have been through it.

[@TalkBack17]

That was one of the best episodes!

[@sentenced03]

yeah I remember that episode that guy was completely unshaken and honestly bored.

[@Off_Brand_Mex]

Sonny Puzikas is legit, but an idiot. He accidentally shot one of his assistants at his shooting range. Super negligent.

[@lorinlankins3004]

@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 I mean maybe army wise but they have some of the best combat sportsmen.

[@mumuspain2086]

All the blood is now on the outside of the body, which is a sign he may not be ok. As you can see the heart is 20 feet away from him, and doesn't appear to still be pumping, so in my professional opinion he may be fit to be pronounced dead

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Now now, I saw the heartbeat for 2.384 seconds after removal from the torso so in all actuality he could survive. The problem comes with the lower section of the body being currently missing.

[@kunaikai]

I gotta go with the _____ on this one. _____ is getting the edge

[@pnobodi5341]

@@kunaikai Where’d you get a copy of the script?

[@ZION73082]

☠️🤣😉😏😎👍

[@HazardousClim]

I’m gonna need a second opinion

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

The SEAL with the knife went there to personally avenge the USS Liberty through his berserker rage.

[@Matthew_Calmert]

Solid reference

[@jyrlan2596]

10/10

[@hoodie4815]

That navy seal with the knife will most definitely win any knife fight he gets into the yelling technique was flawless

[@jharriger2816]

No idea how this popped up in KZbin now, but I remember this show and this episode. 100% the guest experts were told specifically to do as much damage as possible to the dummy. The SEAL was like "ok hold my beer" and followed orders to give the most overkill performance possible. Israeli dude clearly was like "whatever, after the throat slash and stab I would normally just walk away because the dude is already dead."

[@BigGrim87]

The doctor guy is “people die when they are killed” personified.

[@RagingOatmeal]

I know hes a consistent dr actor. I remember seeing on shit like Er nightmares and all those type shows

[@KoteoNokan]

“This is an aspen. You can tell its an aspen, because of the way that it is.”

[@Gixsir]

Needs a teleprompter like John madden

[@desperado3236]

Hrs pretty useless in most scenarios but there are times when you dont really know how much damage a weapon did so he was useful in those few times.

[@Thejordanenthusiast]

@@desperado3236 That, and to describe the degree of deadliness of each weapon to decide which one gets the edge.

[@chriscreaturo8809]

That phone bomb, especially after their pager attack, hits different now

[@TheTalkingBeard]

What a great callback to this old episode

[@jordonjones3423]

Was just thinking about that

[@CarlosPEnis]

I love how the Navy seal attacks that mannequin with the knife like its a prison hit

[@RoostersDilemma]

My tiny self thought that when they ran the simulation, the computers actually created a mini matrix just for the two sides to fight. This show was everything to me as a kid though, I looked forward to documenting how awesome these historical fighters in my school journal and always wanted "my side" to win and got really deep into it!

[@professordrmao6321]

Oh I was pissed when the ninja lost tbh

[@taylorwhitehead3425]

@@professordrmao6321 one of the top 10 disappointments in my life to this day

[@D00Rb3LL]

Haha i used to think that the fight scene at the end was actually the computer generation as well 😂

[@jillvalentinefan77]

We were all bamboozled but the show felt like a fever dream.

[@teetheluchador]

@@professordrmao6321 same i was like how is he seeing with glass in his eyes!

[@ph03nix7331]

What makes this show more enjoyable, is imagining that the narrator wears an eye patch.....forget totally about the deadliest warrior part, I want to see the narrator do normal everyday things, like order pizza, read bedtime stories to his child, engage in small friendly banter with the cashier at the grocery store while she rings his stuff up.

[@Canadianvoice]

The narrator is faramir from lotr, or that messenger guy, with one eye from 300. Looked it up david wenham

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

@@Canadianvoice he's a hard voice to forget that's for sure. Has a great voice, I'd buy audio books if he did the voice over, that would be really cool.

[@steppin-razor]

Also, Van Helsing! He's pretty great now that I think of it

[@T0asty-]

Yarr

[@JFromLA99]

Bruh💀

[@clawsoncentral4291]

The silly weapon in this episode was the Manta sleep mask

[@ChrisJamesTV]

it’d work

[@TheScience69]

It's only silly until your opponent slips it over your eyes, leaving you blind and super relaxed and an easy target for his attacks.

[@gunmunz]

actually yeah, can someone explain to me the point of a weighted sleep mask? Like what you gotta get that resistance when your get up out of bed?

[@MetalMew2]

I thought it was a Mantra sleep mask, seeing as it's so boring.....Yawns.

[@makeitthrough_]

OP, I see you appreciate best girl

[@eastsidereviews727]

Yes, please do more of these, fingers crossed for the Aztec Jaguar vs Zande Warriors, the "experts" on that episode were so extra!!!!

[@ooonyxxx]

Bro even as a kid I was like "these guys are trippin" lmao

[@a.jthomas6132]

That episode is my absolutely favorite!

[@wikidclownchris]

I don’t remember that one I’ll need to check it out

[@ElAlame1n]

One of the Aztec experts, David Lavera, ended up being convicted as a sex offender a few years after being on the show

[@pokemonlemons]

The Aztec experts especially the smaller one

[@MrDarthroadkill]

Surprised the Israeli commando didnt exclusively hit the civilian targets

[@vietshlong]

Even tho most people hated this show,I absolutely loved it,yes there was cheesy parts here and there but they did actually show the weapons used at the time of there warrior,and a brief history of them which I learned a lot of interesting warriors around the globe that didn’t even know existed!

[@cooterjesus]

That’s all I cared about. Exactly why I watched it

[@dekudude8888]

It's how I learned about the Persian Immortals and how fucking sick they are

[@christianrapper]

I didn’t know anyone who hated this show

[@desperado3236]

Same, i didnt dislike it either. It was the weapon tests that made it and I guess the end show off. Even if kinda cheesy. It did have alot of problems. Like the non existant matchup program where whoever the hosts liked best won. Also the silly rivalry the teams had just seemed dumb. And thats just two. Pretty sure there was alot of fact inaccuracies too.

[@teetheluchador]

dont know anyone that hated it but i was young so it was cool either way

[@Eirik_Bloodaxe]

Tbh is in this instance “my guy was just trained better” is probably legit the main deciding factor.

[@itzsombra10]

Exactly. They were all trained SEALS or Israeli commandos so it made perfect sense compared to other episodes where they had no training with said weapons

[@GodofDevilMayCry]

I think this is one of the times when the guys skill with the weapons should count cus they are the literal warriors so their personal trainer is a factor

[@jharriger2816]

I mean, skill can also vary based on age, how long since discharge, etc. I wish they had also done torture tests on the weapons. How many malfunctions with guns in 1000 rounds? How much force would cause a melee weapon to bend or break? How usable would it be in a damaged state? Instead, most of the show was just wrecking dummies in tests that were reguarly not similar conditions.

[@KAGEMUSHA-sb3mt]

Crazy how they literally did this a week ago. Blew up a bunch of pagers. I couldn’t believe this episode exists.

[@jihadibooflord]

This episode always stuck in my head because they made such a big deal about the SEALs standard issue knife being a Cold Steel Recon 1. Not to bore you with the details but uh… no. It most definitely is not.

[@BigMackM27]

Yeah I always thought it was stupid that Seals would carry a folder over a small fixed blade dive knife. Just seems wrong lol

[@jurj97]

Do you mean to tell me a professional special forces unit does not use a pocket knife a 13 year old would carry around

[@jihadibooflord]

@juri shocking, I know.

[@iceman5117]

@@BigMackM27 many would carry a folder, but not generally for combat. Ernie Emerson basically invented the tactical folding knife, and one of his was carried on the bin laden raid

[@CrashoutsDaily]

What type is it I wanna Google it

[@matf6661]

"The Israelis don't believe in collateral damage" this didn't age well

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

You can't be reported if no one survives

[@Canadianvoice]

Hamas is the problem. They started it.

[@cargo_vroom9729]

​@@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 At this point it's more like they've realized it doesn't matter what gets reported. The US will back them 100% no questions asked.

[@MadTrucker88]

Palestinians are not collateral damage they all fighting against Israel....

[@a_fuckin_spacemarine7514]

My comment pointing out what they really do got deleted 😂

[@dirtydiesel1149]

0:01 rapidly tap the left side of the screen 🤣

[@kingpincheshire7086]

Thank you 😊

[@anthonybramante2921]

How it feels to chew 5 Gum.

[@noncrediblecase341]

14:13 That's something I never see anyone talk about - the winner of the fight always does like this cheesy victory move or cry. For example, I remember in the Mafia vs. Yakuza fight the mafia guy won and he just takes out a cigar and lights up lol it's literally like the end of a match in a fighting game.

[@TruRealigion96]

The first in your deadliest warrior series is how I found you, loved that show as a kid and it's so great to see how ridiculous some of it is now. Also led me to a great channel, one of my favorites now!

[@thebr3310]

I really liked the Doctor explaining why it’s a kill shot or why it wouldn’t be.

[@thebr3310]

Forgot to mention that I love the show and wish it would be on a streaming service

[@someweirdidiot8736]

Navy Seals vs Diaper Commandos (if you know, you know)

[@christianleichenauer3880]

This isn’t accurate at all. The IDF specialist would definitely hit the bystanders

[@S1deshowRob]

Their own civilians and soldiers too

[@Yellow13Firestorm]

no beepers used, 0/10 worst episode ever.

[@SaraphDarklaw]

And brag about it on social media.

[@A-1-Sawce]

Man, my little brother and I watched every episode together when they aired. We were hooked from season 1. Boutta send this to him and I've now got the urge to watch the entire series again lol.

[@LiShuBen]

I want more episodes of every series you do lol. More TLC, more spike, more crazy mid 2000's dating shows, more everything!

[@butterpants5711]

Yes please!!!

[@pv-nic7755]

I second that sentiment

[@north6star]

Or at least episodes of some of the same shows

[@kylefraser6861]

Don’t tell him what to do.

[@mattr4816]

Please

[@Kasigi03]

The utter irony of one military's tactics vs. another's which is pretty much based and funded by the former's. Just lovely, the early 2000's were hilarious.

[@kbjami]

I hope this dude gets more attention. Dude is hilarious

[@monaroboy124]

I’ve a got a shitty time ahead of me & seeing this was exactly what I needed. Thank you Chris for always sticking a smile on my face, we need more uploads!

[@fattywood8304]

Best of luck to u buddy it always gets better💛💜

[@monaroboy124]

@@fattywood8304 Thanks mate, appreciate it 😀✌️

[@justrandomstuff6828]

"The Israeli commando will take out the terrorists" That aged like fine milk

[@SunflowerSocialist]

Looking back on this show now, I hate to admit that at times like this, it was propaganda and I was suckered in by it.

[@darkrequiemzero]

IDF and excuses. They go hand in hand.

[@AnthroFox99]

This episode has aged like curdled milk.

[@raimarulightning]

Especially the "don't kill civilians" part lol

[@procrastigamr]

Watching this episode in 2024 seems like foreshadowing after the whole exploding pagers incident that just happened.

[@Inmatoooo]

That’s what I was thinking about aswell 🎉

[@matt5415]

The best episode for bickering was Apache versus something-or-other. The Apache was showing off his bow and arrow. The enemy guy started talking shit and the Apache straight up aimed the drawn now at the guy. It was pretty intense.

[@roonkolos]

First to come to mind was the mafia and yakuza one. One guy on the yakuza side got pissed at something the mafia expert said, grabbed a pair of nunchuks and would have gotten closer had the other expert not reeled him in that exact second

[@CharizardMaster69]

Apache vs the Hun I think

[@julianmick9000]

Lotsa collateral damage in rafa...

[@queen_of_rats9589]

I thought I was going crazy not seeing any comments about Palestine. sorting by recent helped but youtube didn't even list it as a topic to search for

[@steakeater4018]

Nothing to see here 😅

[@charmelyTv]

This is so much better in 2023, you have the marines vs a group activity in a war committing genocide as we speak.

[@prestonwalter8205]

Man I used to love watching this show as a kid lol. Thanks Chris for revisiting this show

[@chilibeer3912]

Correct me if I’m wrong but since they put the actual warriors on the show to represent each faction, doesn’t the SEAL being the better shot etc. make him the better warrior by default within those parameters? I understand the tests being unfair in other matchups when they don’t test them equally but in this case with incredibly similar weapons whoever performs better is the better warrior. Maybe if they did a best of five type deal or had multiple people do the same test and compare afterwards it would be more accurate but for this dumb show I think this comparison was the most reasonable display of the shows concept.

[@chicityjoka]

Exactly what I thought . It’s deadliest warrior not deadliest equipment . If the warrior picked to represent a group isn’t better than the others than we know who the more well trained and “ deadliest” warrior will be

[@colecampbell1906]

forreal. It always bugged me they didn't factor in training and stuff. Like spartans for example, those mf's were training harder than most of those groups were by the time they had pubes. In 1v1 combat they honestly should've beaten everyone excluding the more modern one's with guns and shit.

[@dekudude8888]

@@colecampbell1906 True. But I think that some scenarios beat training. Like if the opponent fights with a weapon they've never seen, their training kinda hits a dead end if they aren't adaptable (which varies on the army)

[@Yourantsally]

@@colecampbell1906 a spartan could do nothing against a medieval knight in full armor. You just can't cut through steel with iron age equipment

[@Yourantsally]

In the modern fights they had squads of 5 against eachother

[@MrBrad12435]

This was my favorite show growing up, looking back and seeing how cringe I was... It all just makes sense.

[@MitchJohnson0110]

same lmao

[@SplendidCoffee0]

You can’t deny that the coolest thing about this show was arguing with your schoolmates about who should’ve won following an episode’s release. When the Vampires Vs. Zombies dropped, it was peak hype.

[@graymatrrocks]

The most unrealistic thing is that the Israeli soldiers didn't kill every collateral person around the target.

[@Canadianvoice]

All these Gaza-bots need to fly over and volunteer instead of these sad jokes.

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

@@Canadianvoiceagreed

[@CorporalGrievous93]

I’m a moderate Israel supporter and that comment is pretty damn funny lol

[@smartfella7914]

@@CanadianvoiceYeah im sure Hamas is totally funding youtube comment bots to make IDF jokes on a year old video

[@Abcdefg-tf7cu]

​@@Canadianvoice There's no such thing as "Gaza-bots." Israel, on the other hand, has been proven to use bots all the time. Then again, you're almost certainly one of the Israel-bots, so you already knew that.

[@cawesomewhatever]

The Navy Seal guy with the knife had some pent up anger.

[@WhoIsMike]

Oh boy… the question asked at the 7:33

[@BLANCOisacolor]

Man I had a shirt that said "my sister ate my homework" that had me laughing. You're a very funny dude

[@summerloveleigh]

I remember watching this show with my brother in law and getting excited to see the weapons, but also to make fun of the people running the show. Our favorite was the line " Will it KiiiiLLL"

[@orf1011]

Excellent video as always, this show is hilarious. fingers still crossed for a toddlers and tiaras episode!

[@TheSSUltimateGoku]

0:50 I disagree with this opinion not everything is black and white and not every hit with the weapon is going to be considered fatal in from a viewers perspective you would want to know if it’s a kill or not yes there are the obvious ones where it’s definitely a kill but there are other ones where it’s pretty close. So I don’t think the doctor is useless.

[@torganya]

Max Geiger. Absolutely the most useless guy. Also Producers son lol

[@Gator702]

So we are gonna watch the whole series at this point right? Because I need more of this.

[@aronthedev3074]

Anyone else watching this after beepers go boom in Lebanon?

[@youbigmaad5753]

So many good memories with this show me and my brother along with some friends would watch every episode the night they aired.. it was always so cool growing up

[@SuperHuscarl]

I loved watching this show after school with my brother. This was the first and probably only show where I stayed up for the live viewing of their Vampires VS Zombies special.

[@jeremykeyes2018]

You need to just do a series of you watching every episode with input cause this is GOLD

[@BrentWelch-z8i]

The fact that a Navy Seal can decapitate you with a pocket knife is the number 1 reason not to screw with a Navy Seal.

[@dazed1nyc]

I remember discovering this show years ago and not being able to get enough. The show I never knew I wanted.

[@OlympusPublicAffairs]

One of my favorites was the one that had the Army Rangers in it. One of their weapons, I shit you not, was an E-tool. A foldable hand shovel that is not at all designed as a weapon. Was quite funny to see them try to sell that thing as a legitimate weapon.

[@lavishrw]

Nothing beats the slingshot....the deadliest weapon by far. Congrats on your sponsor! !

[@andyl6485]

I like how out of both country's military in this episode, that one is being funded by the other and would not have any of the training or equipment if they didnt.

[@bcc5701]

Brother, as someone who did a stint active, a lot of the cutting edge, equipment weapons, guidance systems and general mil tech is Israeli. You have no idea how prolific Israeli weaponry is in the US mil. And we’re talking guided munitions and icbms as well.

[@smartfella7914]

@@bcc5701All paid for by our tax dollars

[@raimarulightning]

​@@bcc5701All of which is still funded by the US and would not exist otherwise.

[@breezyhillproductions349]

0:20 Vault soda was great.

[@zacharyoliver5332]

Time out...I am a boat mechanic. That hull isn't metal...it's fiberglass. What in the name of God is the magnet going to stick too

[@Viper-dz2kw]

You know now that I think about it, as ridiculous as the seal screaming at the dummy while he stabs him looks, it would probably be pretty terrifying in real life and would probably work to disorient the enemy

[@jamesflames6987]

Amazing how the magnet was able to attach to the underside of a wooden boat and then create an explosion on top of the boat.

[@coreyweber2340]

Thanks to Max Gieger and his simulation software. I'm still laughing at the Zombie folks who thought Vampires should have lost. In Vampire lore, their immune to disease.

[@Blokewood3]

Max Geiger wasn't there for Vampires vs Zombies. He was only there in the first 2 seasons.

[@justinchimento5654]

it's not the immune to disease part that would kill them it's them being ripped apart including the heart, but what pissed me off is that they gave them modern vampires that had super strength and super speed (I know they can be fast but not as fast as they made them out to be) but traditional vampire lure is pretty much boring old Dracula with a more ugly look and a bit more speed and strength not God mode and yet the zombies where left with the traditional slow zombie when they could have been 28 Days Later zombies. They where obviously making it way easier for the vampires to win when in reality they wouldn't.

[@sorrenblitz805]

@@justinchimento5654 28 Days Later didn't have "Zombies". They were still alive and basically just had Super Rabies mixed with Ebola. Zombies most likely wouldn't be very fast or coordinated realistically because they're dead. That's why zombie movies with Fast zombies are not as common as the movies with slow overwhelming rotting hordes.

[@justinchimento5654]

@@sorrenblitz805 but they are still considered Zombie like in their behavior so in turn they pretty much are

[@sorrenblitz805]

@@justinchimento5654 from what I understand Zombie film fan communities often call the kind of Zombie featured in 28 days later "The Infected". It's an odd distinction because Zack Snyder's remake of Dawn of the Dead uses fast zombies that are actually undead, but I was always to understand Zombie is the term for undead and Infected is the term for zombie-like sick people. The fine details of fandoms elude me sometimes though.

[@MrBrad12435]

Holy shit that stabbing scene is HILARIOUS

[@gdawg3056]

coming back a year later wondering how many innocent palestinian lives these israeli commandos have taken in the last 100+ days alone

[@knewjash]

Brainrot

[@KelvinLopez-jv3fr]

​@knewjash yes you are...

[@butcherpete2286]

I dunno.... how many innocent Israeli kids has Palestine killed? See how dumb your argument is?

[@KingKhanate1997]

“Innocent Palestinian” is an oxymoron.

[@GuntWastelander]

@@butcherpete2286you have demonstrated nothing but your own ignorance, look up the Nakba and attempt to develop empathy please

[@Snowl30pard]

So glad I found your channel, hilarious and nostalgic content. Can't wait to watch you explode on here. Cheers

[@grindcore124]

Fun fact, there is an episode where the guy who voiced Frank West from Dead Rising, TJ Rotolo was an expert.

[@IamtheDesperado]

Was it the Vampires vs Zombies episode?

[@roonkolos]

@@IamtheDesperado looked it up just now. TJ was one of the experts for the Roman Centurion apparently. Was the Roman Centurion vs Rajput Warrior. ... Definitely not what I was expecting

[@IamtheDesperado]

@@roonkolos huh that's really surprising who knew

[@4x4flyingtoken]

To be fair this is by far one of my favorite series you cover your jokes are always on point and I wish you made more content

[@jacobkrewson9876]

The best show that ended in a cliff hanger episode. They hyped up the show like next season was going to be badass and then it got canceled.

[@polytanksan5761]

And then the channel became paramount network

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Even the rifles test was arguably not a fair comparison. The rifles themselves might be comparable, but the M4 had an optic, while the Israeli rifle only had irons.

[@daxterd7312]

9:13 as a math teacher, I relate to this so much.

[@OGistayhiPS3]

First episode I've seen on the channel, glad the algorithm recommended it. I'll try to swing by twitch sometime for a stream!

[@NotClover]

Chris got a sponsor! We're making big moves. Soon we might make it out of the pre-cult phase.

[@michaelbuell3711]

I remember seeing the commercials for the show before its premiere so hyped up for it to come out, then I watched the first couple of episodes and bounced. Now I know why I never got into it even as a kid. Keep the videos up they are hilarious

[@itzsombra10]

I mean to be fair with the shooting portion each expert were trained israeli commandos or SEALS so using the metric of who was better with a gun made sense since it had to do with their actual training. Unlike episodes where the people throwing spears or shit like that had no training doing it

[@jonathanm180]

6:58 damn. Imagine if that was a pager or walkie talkie.

[@dboyedoe]

Yeah, buddy with the knife was definitely a war criminal

[@dboyedoe]

Yeah nah, THAT buddy with the knife was definitely a war criminal. Spoke too soon

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

ah yes stabbing people real good like the WAR crime gtfo

[@denistuohy2535]

Deadliest Warrior is the biggest :back when men were men" show ever. Its so ridiculous, I love it.

[@intotheaether9022]

Let's all take a second and appreciate that the narrator for this show is the storyteller from 300, the most Spike TV movie ever made!

[@Carson23477]

The fact that you referred to Spike as the Vault of channels is already the best thing ever!!

[@Carson23477]

Seems like very little people remember vault, One of my childhood memories is going to Walmart and a table outside Having 2 cups one with Mountain Dew and one with vault and me knowing the difference winning me a 12 pack of my choosing at that time it was vault lmfao such a deep cut

[@peterdanior4538]

Spike & MTV should have collabed on a show and made Deadliest Date, where the lucky bachelorette learns about Navy Seals & Hell’s Angels and decides which group she would rather bang.

[@burninsherman1037]

Well, both are just as likely to do coke, and commit domestic violence. Seals are generally in better shape, but hells angels do have cool bikes. It'd be a tough, and wrong either way, decision.

[@peterdanior4538]

@@burninsherman1037 yeah, and it’s not like there is every a right decision on an MTV dating show

[@burninsherman1037]

@@peterdanior4538 bad choices all the way down.

[@catneedham4913]

I think the narrator donated his own clothes to the doomed boat mannequins

[@joshn7829]

Israeli commandos so tough against women and kids. Free Palestine

[@terrarialove69420]

i seriously thought the israeli commando would only shoot the bystanders like what they have been doing for decades now

[@Ohmygodstfu2045]

Brain rot

[@ryanskindastrong]

@@Ohmygodstfu2045brain rot would be YOU ignoring the fact they’ve unalived over 30 thousand innocent civilians. Congratulations

[@PathOfAvraham]

​@@ryanskindastronghow many resistance forces have been downed by the occupation forces?

[@jeffrittenour8202]

man. i miss the trash television of the 2000s. the most lawless and unapologetic era in tv history

[@sethbarrett4223]

The cellphone part of this episode was a bit before its time

[@UmamiDeBoi]

I can’t believe how much the doctor really do just be saying “Yeah, this guy has no head, and you actually can’t live without that”

[@UmamiDeBoi]

also, it seems like all the weapons tests are pretty contingent on the “expert” wielding them, rather than their actual effectiveness. You know, i’m beginning to think these tests are perhaps a little bit silly

[@Sratgayzer86]

Oof..The cellphone scene hits a bit different now.

[@LubricatedWenis]

Nice! I’ve been looking everywhere for these deadliest warrior episodes, would love to see more!

[@elk7308]

Time for the war crimes olympics

[@SHUTTHEFRIDGEDOOR]

Loving the content man. Keep up the good work

[@ZION73082]

Chris: The special Forces and hamas are Allies it's all good... This didn't age well! 😑☠️🤣

[@ethanisfancy]

My favorite recurring bit in your Spike videos is the "built different" doubt that something obviously deadly would kill someone only for the doctor to pop up and be like "an explosion of nails to the body would result in instant death"

[@lostopportunity4701]

The guy that super stabbed the dummy had his eyes roll back while he stabbed the ghost of his brother torturing him as a kid. He had some serious breakthrough that made us all better people.

[@Pattyricia992]

Just here to show you some love tbh. You deserve more subscribers, but I’m happy to be part of the pre-cult!

[@osirisatot19]

I do agree with the knife that is twice as long having an advantage; the people deciding what's better just don't understand anything about how fights work; which makes this show even more hilarious.

[@badger297]

Please make this a series and do all the episodes. Also, when are you and longlivespoons collabing so I can die happy?

[@lukajackson2339]

Man this episode definitely hits different in 2024...

[@tippy2k2]

Well this isn't a very fair fight. The IDF isn't used to going after people who have the ability to fight back so of course they're going to lose to The Seals