Deadly Teachers In History (Compilation)

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@tristanjuninho2415
@tristanjuninho2415 Жыл бұрын
the fact his grand daughter was able to paint on his plane is just the cherry on top of this story, truly heart throbbing! What a legend
@mathiaslambing9112
@mathiaslambing9112 Жыл бұрын
Estonia had its own teacher. His name was Julius Kuperyanov. He was a young school teacher who served in World War I and became an officer there. Later, he created a famous partisan squad called Kuperjaanov's battalion or Tartumaa partisans' battalion or "Kuperjaanov's devils". He was fatally wounded in battle in 1919 and died.
@wooblydooblygod3857
@wooblydooblygod3857 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment about this guy, he was a chadass
@mathiaslambing9112
@mathiaslambing9112 Жыл бұрын
@@wooblydooblygod3857 ye
@yancelango1116
@yancelango1116 Жыл бұрын
If that teacher that is in my class im dead from various different ways to mess my life
@mathiaslambing9112
@mathiaslambing9112 10 ай бұрын
​@@iridium8341It became inclusive after the war.
@mathiaslambing9112
@mathiaslambing9112 10 ай бұрын
​@@iridium8341and also no idea
@MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital
@MatteoBelongsInAmentalHospital Жыл бұрын
He taught history, he became history. Absolute legend, this would be the most respected teacher in school.
@HateTheGameTX
@HateTheGameTX Жыл бұрын
Not these days. History and facts are not encouraged in school anymore.
@josenavarroquevedo2692
@josenavarroquevedo2692 Жыл бұрын
I😮😅😅😮😅😮😮😮
@kaibotski4939
@kaibotski4939 Жыл бұрын
The Ukrainian president?
@christinehazard9641
@christinehazard9641 Жыл бұрын
P
@J8DENTHECANADIAN
@J8DENTHECANADIAN Жыл бұрын
@@HateTheGameTXin what world do you live in for this to be the case?
@zdan420
@zdan420 Жыл бұрын
As a teacher, I appreciate this.
@BoereViking
@BoereViking Жыл бұрын
A pot smoking teacher...now that's a class I'd like to take!
@thecorneroftheinternet4656
@thecorneroftheinternet4656 Жыл бұрын
Knowledge truly is power
@drunkpaulocosta
@drunkpaulocosta Жыл бұрын
​@XQC.. just like XQC
@mrmonkeyman88
@mrmonkeyman88 Жыл бұрын
🗿
@juststop4340
@juststop4340 Жыл бұрын
@XQC..-zn2bynigger
@TheDootSlayer
@TheDootSlayer Жыл бұрын
One teacher that should be mentioned is Joshua L. Chamberlain, a 33 year old college professor from Maine who enlisted to fight as a Lieutenant Colonel in the Union Army during the American Civil War. His most famous action, was at Little Round Top at the battle of Gettysburg in July 2, 1863. When his 20th Maine Regiment ran out of ammunition, he led them in a bayonet charge down the hill and swept two Confederate regiments away, an action for which he would be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor. After Gettysburg, he would rise to the rank of Brevet Major General, serve in over 20 major battles and numerous skirmishes, be wounded six times and was hand picked by General U.S. Grant to accept the surrender of the Confederate Army at Appomattox in April of 1865. He would go on to become a four term governor of Maine and president of his college.
@aquatic4760
@aquatic4760 Жыл бұрын
I love how we go from an insanely heroic man who saved many lives to a psychotic murderer
@Germ_f
@Germ_f Жыл бұрын
I mean, she *is* deadly
@jasonaroy692
@jasonaroy692 Жыл бұрын
was a school teacher in Tacloban. Her life was upturned when the Japanese invaded the Philippines in 1941. Her students call her “Miss Fernandez,” and she was very protective of them. Her fierce motherly instincts reared to the fore when the Japanese threatened to kill her students.
@jasonaroy692
@jasonaroy692 Жыл бұрын
Nieves Fernandez
@DENNISJAYAPARAS
@DENNISJAYAPARAS Жыл бұрын
I was searching for a comment about Nieves Fernandez's heroic feats during World War II in the Pacific theater. I was not disappointed when I saw this comment. She was a woman who is worthy of admiration not only from us Filipinos, but from the whole world as well. Mabuhay ka, Gng. Nieve Fernandez!
@tannerrugg3480
@tannerrugg3480 Жыл бұрын
What about the filipina teacher in the Philippines who formed a guerrilla group against the Japanese
@jamesborb4255
@jamesborb4255 Жыл бұрын
I love people who treat the battlefield like an Skyrim side quest. Like the first guy
@jetrifle4209
@jetrifle4209 Жыл бұрын
Lame joke
@mr.hoodman5682
@mr.hoodman5682 Жыл бұрын
My high school history teacher fought for Canada in the Gulf War
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo Жыл бұрын
My Grandpa was in the Gulf War on my dad's side he was a gunner for the m60 and a pilot
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo Жыл бұрын
Probably he was a rifleman too in the US Army
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 Жыл бұрын
Simple History, you bring shame upon your house by forgetting the most famous Deadly Teacher of all: Socrates. The renowned Athenian philosopher was a veteran of the first ten years of the Peloponnesian War (431 - 404 BC) between Athens and Sparta. Serving as a hoplite in the Athenian army, he wore a light grey cloak (tribon), made from undyed wool or linen, and carried a staff (bakteria). His student Alcibiades, whose life Socrates saved during the Battle of Potidaea, recounted that he had extraordinary endurance during the winter of that campaign: "But he walked out in that weather, clad in just such a coat as he was always wont to wear, and he made his way more easily over the ice unshod than the rest of us did in our shoes." During the Athenian rout at the Battle of Delium, rather than flee, he he stood back to back with Laches (an Athenian general) and retreated in a composed manner, whistling as the Spartans pursued them. Not only could Socrates drink any man under the table, while seemingly unaffected by alcohol, but he also seemed to be immune to the numerous plagues that swept the city of Athens and its armies. He was also famous for his dedication to pondering. One day in camp, Socrates apparently became Immersed in some problem at dawn, he stood in the same spot considering it; and when he found it a tough one, he would not give it up but stood there considering it all day and into the night. After supper, the Ionians accompanying the army brought out their mattresses and rugs to see if he would go on standing all night too. He continued to stand in the same spot until dawn, then walked away after offering a prayer to the Sun.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 Жыл бұрын
Don't Forget *Plato* : According to at least some sources, Plato, the ancient Greek philosopher and founder of the first institution of higher learning in the Western world, was a two-time Olympic champion in pankration (a form of Mixed Martial Arts whose name means "all powers", and had as only rules "no gouging, no biting, and if you kill your opponent, you lose"). He certainly exhibits an intimate familiarity with the sport in some of his works, particularly the Laws. "Plato" is actually a nickname meaning "broad shoulders"-his real name was Aristocles. He was apparently a pretty burly guy, hence the nickname.
@nightmare6685
@nightmare6685 Жыл бұрын
Hey simple history if you guys are gonna make a part 2 on this topic then i suggest you tell the story of Nieves Fernandez, the Teacher who turned to a killing machine(because she wanted to protect her students from the japanese killings) and the only female guerrilla commander in the philippines during ww2. She was credited of killing 200 japanese soldiers. If you would look into her story it was badass. Edit: the japanese feared her so much that they placed a P10,000 (pesos) bounty on her 😎
@LeuvahkTrigger
@LeuvahkTrigger Жыл бұрын
I didn't know about this. Seems interesting, I'll look into it on my own, thanks.
@MiniModellingOfficial
@MiniModellingOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@LeuvahkTrigger 10,00 pesos (or at least in Mexico) is just under 1,000 dollars Canadian, still huge bounty, now that is probably worth 6 times more
@HeIsAnAli
@HeIsAnAli Жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that a PHP at the time was legally equivalent to 12.9 grains of gold 0.900 fine. PHP 10000 at the time would be 268.75 troy ounces of gold (XAU) which as of this post is the equivalent of USD 532,983.65. TL;DR: Imperial Japan put out a bounty equal to half a million dollars and some change in today's money.
@doomboi8637
@doomboi8637 Жыл бұрын
'The japansese feared her' No Bro they HaD other things to worry about.
@ok-qz7cx
@ok-qz7cx Жыл бұрын
​​@@doomboi8637i mean, one man getting 150+ kills is enough to turn him into the boogieman for enemies, despite how little it really is. Imagine the reaction that it was just a random filipina
@topdoomslayer3913
@topdoomslayer3913 Жыл бұрын
Well, technically speaking, history IS the deadliest teacher…
@samgwen9674
@samgwen9674 Жыл бұрын
Well math is
@thecorrurtion215
@thecorrurtion215 Жыл бұрын
No, it’s physics
@mymessagerknowledge
@mymessagerknowledge Жыл бұрын
All above 😂
@keatonkoch9189
@keatonkoch9189 Жыл бұрын
Imagine you’re a German teenager and you get absolutely cranked by an old gheezer with a mosin…
@mattdrives4757
@mattdrives4757 Жыл бұрын
"git good, ya whippersnapper!"
@CommentingOnRandomThings
@CommentingOnRandomThings Жыл бұрын
Nobody knows this, but my history teacher served some tours in Afghanistan before quitting to become a, well, history teacher. I had him in 7th (call me young all you want) and I just wanted to use this opportunity to share this. History teachers are chill af.
@jetrifle4209
@jetrifle4209 Жыл бұрын
Good for you
@meh92
@meh92 Жыл бұрын
All history teachers are chill af
@JustAnotherTravelingGirl
@JustAnotherTravelingGirl Жыл бұрын
@@meh92not my history teacher. She once threw a chalk board eraser stick thing at me for asking about Hitler as I saw it wasn’t in the curriculum for that term 😂
@anoplolepisgracilipes
@anoplolepisgracilipes Жыл бұрын
Never knew Teachers could be that “deadly”
@BirdsOfGlass
@BirdsOfGlass Жыл бұрын
People always say Lizzie Borden killed her family but everyone with half a brain knows it was pigeonman. A 8 foot tall half pigeon half man hybrid who heard Lizzies cries the night her dad killed her pigeons.
@Calm_Plier
@Calm_Plier Жыл бұрын
LOL GEORGE S. PATTON HAHAHAHAHA very brave of you to include him
@VinnyS9143101982
@VinnyS9143101982 Жыл бұрын
There were two carpentry teachers in my high school that were first cousins. They served from 1962-1989 & I think 1965-1991. Which meant they were at the original campus & went to the new campus in 1981.They were Anthony & Angelo Loia referred to as Big Loia & Little Loia.The younger was a VERY small man I met him in my day because we had a lumber delivery & he had an order that was with our order and he came to pick his stuff up. HE was Army Infantry Korea. The older was a very large man who was eight years older & had served Army Pacific theater. The older died in 01, younger in 12. Last year I was reading their obituaries. The older had received the Silver Star at Okinawa. Keep in mind I knew many teachers who knew him, many students who knew them and the school was famous for alumni coming back to teach. He was also the rile team instructor. Because of his status the Army donated rifles & ammunition and they obviously couldn't meet at school so the city let them meet for free at the range. Even thoygh the team was disbanded when I was a baby the range director is still there. Not one person I spoke to that knew him ever heard about the Silver Star. He was just that modest. Last year I met Rob O'Neill & got a copy of the book for my cousins husband who was 33 classes head of me (old campus) and went to Vietnam twice earning two Bronze Stars with valor & 0 Purple Hearts. He took HVAC at school but obviously knew the cousins. When he called to thank me for the book he didn't know the story either. Now the younger cousins daughter is one of our sisters and I asked the alumnis official FB page. The the younger cousins daughter being in the family was the ONLY person that I spoke to that knew. His unit was surrounded and ambushed. He threw hand grenades until he ran out of people to kill.
@edbrook7088
@edbrook7088 Жыл бұрын
On Remembrance Sunday a few years ago our headteacher told us about a teacher who taught geography at the school during World War Two. He applied to join the army but was selected by the S.O.E, trained as a saboteur and sent back to school to teach, except every few months he would parachute into occupied France with the S.O.E and blow something up, and then go back to school. No-one found out until after the war.
@minhquanphan5399
@minhquanphan5399 Жыл бұрын
You can't forget about Nieves Fernandez! During WW2, The Philippines was under occupation of Japan. Before, Nieves was a Teacher for young students. Until the Japanese took away her job. The teacher would then carry her Bolo and will silently assassinate any Japanese that came her way. She freed Comfort women, and created a Gas Pipe Gang. They were equipped with Bolos, Gas Pipe Shotguns, and Grenades with Nails. Once the US arrived, they were surprised at how this group was led by her.
@mateonunez7168
@mateonunez7168 Жыл бұрын
My history teacher in 8th grade served as a green beret in Laos and Vietnam, he served 2-3 tours and was never shot but stabbed 7 times according to him and his scars but I don’t know much more than that.
@SwiftlySev
@SwiftlySev Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he all of his scars were stabbed 7 times.
@moustachio334
@moustachio334 11 ай бұрын
I can't believe he told you the truth. Cia/green beret activities in those areas seem safeguarded.
@OLDMANWAFFLES
@OLDMANWAFFLES Жыл бұрын
As an American Teacher, I can confirm we stay strapped with that zaza pack if you know what I mean… happy 420 yall.
@bubvicious117
@bubvicious117 Жыл бұрын
Happy 420!!!!!!!!😎😎😎😎
@pabcu2507
@pabcu2507 Жыл бұрын
If they were my teachers, I would’ve been prepared for class and aced it
@craigstoner2632
@craigstoner2632 Жыл бұрын
Or ended up with a dishonourable discharge.....
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo Жыл бұрын
My teacher Mr Rodriguez he is a law enforcement officer, my algebra teacher is Mr Worley a Air Force Militant Veteran, rotc instructor's are of course military as well
@rosaria8384
@rosaria8384 Жыл бұрын
Bazooka Charlie literally made history as a history teacher.
@collateral__damage
@collateral__damage Жыл бұрын
There was a filipino teacher that fought the Japanese in ww2 alongside the allies She was known for slitting the throats of many Japanese people
@annwethenorth
@annwethenorth Жыл бұрын
Well Rosie was a hero to women everywhere actually. Not just Americans , that's what makes her an icon. Women worked in all countries in the war.
@craigstoner2632
@craigstoner2632 Жыл бұрын
Not really a brag. Those munitions were sold to both side in ww2. So on behalf of Europe, thank your women for helping kill our women, children, disabled, elderly. Good job 👍
@theheretichammer
@theheretichammer Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Mad Jack Churchill met the Mad Major during WW2.
@joeerickson516
@joeerickson516 Жыл бұрын
"They would have been brothers in arms, against the Nazis in the year of nineteen forty-four during World, 🗺 War,💥 Two,2⃣ ✌?"
@LIONTAMER3D
@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын
They would have been committed to a looney bin lol
@joeerickson516
@joeerickson516 Жыл бұрын
"Looney bin!?" 🚮 "for what, insanity?"
@redarogallo5154
@redarogallo5154 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Nazi's would hear bagpipes while a light airplane dives towards their tanks after which their commander gets shot by a barbed arrow and their tank blows up.
@ronniebringsplenty8519
@ronniebringsplenty8519 Жыл бұрын
Most unstoppable duo in history.
@Jahr_1974
@Jahr_1974 Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the most dangerous teacher is "Baldi's Basics"
@Guessnought
@Guessnought Жыл бұрын
Pol Pot probably has him beat as far as teachers go
@joeandseancooking
@joeandseancooking Жыл бұрын
I pray to God none of my teachers ever learn how to use weapons like these guys
@californianightmare1239
@californianightmare1239 Жыл бұрын
Pay attention to class then.
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo Жыл бұрын
@@californianightmare1239 lol
@jackdorsey4850
@jackdorsey4850 Жыл бұрын
Also, Lizzy had a legal dream team including a former Ma. governor who appointed the judge who presided at the trial how convenient
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 Жыл бұрын
Bazooka Charlie's kill record was beaten by Bazooka Joe who choked his enemies with bubblegum.
@AWholeLegionary
@AWholeLegionary Жыл бұрын
lmao
@josmith213
@josmith213 Жыл бұрын
Yes it was actually rock candy disguised as bubble gum
@72tadrian65
@72tadrian65 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the bazooka rocket launcher was absolutely insane! I feel panic if I see a Blackhawk these days. This dude must’ve had a suicidal wish.
@j.robertsergertson4513
@j.robertsergertson4513 Жыл бұрын
Lizzy Borden took an ax ,gave her mother 40 wacks ,just to even the score gave her father 40 more. That's how kids in my school in the 1970's remembered it.
@KingArthur0914
@KingArthur0914 Жыл бұрын
I once had a science teacher who turned out to be a drug kingpin. Crazy story when I first found out.
@astronicss7891
@astronicss7891 Жыл бұрын
Walter White in another universe
@SuSR_
@SuSR_ Жыл бұрын
@@astronicss7891 beat me too it
@yoooo1358
@yoooo1358 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Payasli
@thebestrectangle4719
@thebestrectangle4719 Жыл бұрын
meth time
@JohnMkrv
@JohnMkrv Жыл бұрын
Say his name!
@LIONTAMER3D
@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын
Bazooka Charlie is THE MAN
@qubek533
@qubek533 Жыл бұрын
My teacher is deadly probably. He can shoot a gun. There are other cool things about him, indeed he is the best history teacher I've ever seen, or maybe just the best teacher overall
@jetrifle4209
@jetrifle4209 Жыл бұрын
Shut up...
@robbradford3850
@robbradford3850 Жыл бұрын
Second Lieutenant Donald Simpson Bell, VC (3 December 1890 - 10 July 1916) was an English school teacher and professional footballer. During World War I he was awarded the Victoria Cross (VC) for actions during the Battle of the Somme in mid-1916, becoming the only English professional football player to be awarded the VC. He needs to be included in this.
@diarmuidoconnor4268
@diarmuidoconnor4268 Жыл бұрын
love your vids
@jmanj3917
@jmanj3917 Жыл бұрын
13:10 Juries don't find suspects "Innocent". They are either "Guilty" or "Not Guilty". There's an important distinction between Innocent and Not Guilty
Жыл бұрын
I wait for your video. I really like the videos. A big fan of you .❤❤
@Mate397
@Mate397 Жыл бұрын
History teacher is clearly a madlad worthy to be remembered.
@mat-mat101
@mat-mat101 Жыл бұрын
Major Carpenter himself is one of the shining examples of mad lads
@alanroberson9749
@alanroberson9749 Жыл бұрын
Very good job fellows throughout the 4th bravest teacher week of said April!! Bravissimo. Bazooka Charlie is the bravest fatal teacher in WWII history dudes.
@joeywheelerii9136
@joeywheelerii9136 Жыл бұрын
One of my football coaches in high-school did 3 tours in vietnam with the 1st cav.
@craigstoner2632
@craigstoner2632 Жыл бұрын
Male or female? Females couldn't serve at that time, so if your teacher is female, she was definitely a base-town hooker on tour 😂
@johnstanfield7814
@johnstanfield7814 Жыл бұрын
it's ANZAC day here today and my grandfather was an amazing man, teacher, headmaster and a navigator/bomber for the RAAF, we celebrate his service but I don't think he would appreciate being remembered as deadly. He and his close mates survived 38 missions over north Africa and Italy and never boasted or even talked of it.. LEST WE FORGET.. don't glamorise this stuff, we are lucky men like these stepped up.
@ChadMartin-w5d
@ChadMartin-w5d Жыл бұрын
I appreciate you're speedy speech pattern 👏 🙏 🙌
@nickwiora8214
@nickwiora8214 Жыл бұрын
So when he mounts bazookas to a Cessna he's a hero, but when I do it they take my license
@Breakingtime91
@Breakingtime91 Жыл бұрын
Elementary school teacher (4th grade for the last 4 years). Spent 14 months in Afghanistan as usmc infantryman with 1st Light armorered Reconnaissance
@selmiravdic4798
@selmiravdic4798 Жыл бұрын
I wish the first guy was in the game Enlisted, I LOVE rocket-strapped planes! The very first plane you get in the Normandy campaign is the P-38G-1 multi-role fighter with 6 rockets attached to it and it ROCKS THE HOUSE!
@Autechltd
@Autechltd Жыл бұрын
"Gaze upon my muscles as I recite Herodutus from memory. KNOW the folly of humanity and LEARN!!" Mr Rowenson, classical history teacher, as he charges a bunker dual wielding SMG's wearing only a bandolier of grenades and body armor made of hardback history books.
@ryanburke4641
@ryanburke4641 Жыл бұрын
A teacher once out herself in a barrel down niagra falls and survived, her name was Anna “Annie” Edson Taylor (1838-1921) survived it on her 63rd birthday in 1901
@corymorimacori1059
@corymorimacori1059 Жыл бұрын
I got a joke: I was Hungary 🇭🇺 so Iran 🇮🇷 to the store to get some Turkey 🇹🇷 Which I cooked in Greece 🇬🇷,and served with a side of Chile 🇨🇱, which I ate with my friends Jordan 🇯🇴, Chad and Santiago (🇨🇱). I also ordered Iraq 🇮🇶 of ribs. Chad 🇹🇩 checked the ribs and said we shouldn’t eat it because there was Moldova 🇲🇩 it. Chad asked to the waitress, “Can I Belize 🇧🇿 have some chicken ribs?” “Sure.” Said the waitress, “I’ll go ahead and Serbia 🇷🇸 some.” Santiago asked for some coffee from the waitress as well. 15 minutes later, the ribs came and Chad ate the ribs. Santiago added some sugar to Sweden 🇸🇪 his coffee. Later the waiter was Russian 🇷🇺 to get our Czech 🇨🇿. Sudanly 🇸🇩we had Togo 🇹🇬 because we were Ghana 🇬🇭 get in trouble because we didn’t Finnish 🇫🇮paying. But I’ve Benin 🇧🇯 trouble before, there was Norway 🇳🇴 they were going to catch me, I Congo 🇨🇬🇨🇩 much faster than they can. Jordan said with satisfaction, “Oman 🇴🇲 the food was so good.” I was like “Yemen 🇾🇪.” We left the store/restaurant and went to my CAR 🇨🇫. I started my car and went to Home Depot to buy some BRICS 🇧🇷🇷🇺🇮🇳🇨🇳🇿🇦. While driving in the road, the Tehran (🇮🇷) to Home Depot was bumpy since the road was unfinnished (🇫🇮). This is a Helsinking (🇫🇮) experience the road. After Home Depot, I went to the furniture store to buy a recliner with an Ottoman 🇹🇷. After leaving the furniture store, I received a call from my daughter. “Hi daddy, Monaco 🇲🇨 to the mall with me and mommy?” Said Abby. “Sure sweetie,” I said. I went back home to the leave the BRICS and recliner. I went to my room quickly to put some Cologne (🇩🇪) and ran back to my CAR. She came out with my wife. “Sweetheart, Taiwan 🇹🇼 shoe and Thai 🇹🇭 the other.” Sofia (🇧🇬) said. “Ok mommy.” Said Abby. After Abby Thai-ed her shoes, they got in the car and I drove to the mall. When we arrived at the mall, we Romed (🇮🇹) around the store. At the food court, they opened a New Delhi (🇮🇳) where you can eat anything. My daughter went to the GameStop and she saw a splatoon 3 switch. “Daddy, I would like to buy this console. Kenya 🇰🇪 buy it Belize?” I said “Sweetie, not now it Kuwait 🇰🇼 for your birthday which is in a month.” “Awww!” Said Abby. I went walking down the mall with my family, and I saw there was a lottery booth. I saw that the Mega Million had Dublin (🇮🇪) the prize money. So I bought a ticket to bubble my numbers. When I turned in my mega million, turns out I won a Brazil-ion 🇧🇷 dollars. “Honey, I won the lottery!” I said. “You want?! I don’t Bolivia 🇧🇴.” Said Sofia. “Peru-ve it 🇵🇪!”. I showed my family the winning ticket and numbers. “You won the lottery daddy?! Woooo!” Screamed Abby. “Easy there Abby, Uganda 🇺🇬 cause a scene.” I said. I went to the Hugo Boss store and saw some clothes. I saw a really nice suit displayed but Israeli 🇮🇱 expensive. But I want it so I went to the fitting room to try it on. It fits me well and showed it to my family. It looked great and wanted to buy it since I need it for parties. Went back to the fitting room, and later went to the cashier to buy it. It costs me $1000 but don’t worry I’m going to be rich tomorrow. “Daddy, now that you won the lottery can I pls buy the switch?” Said Abby. “My friends have it and I want to play with them.” *Sigh* “Fine.” I said “But go with your mom.” I said. “Thank you daddy!” Said Abby. We all went to GameStop and I sat outside on the couch while my wife and Abby are in the GameStop. When they came back, they got the game. “What Tokyo (🇯🇵) so long in there?” I said. “There was a huge line in there.” Said Sofia. “Daddy, I’m hungry, can I get something to eat? I haven’t eaten anything at home.” Abby said. “Sure, sweetie. What would you like to eat?” I said. “I would like to eat some McDonald’s. I would like a de-Luxembourg-er 🇱🇺.” Abby said. There were some robbers trying to steal the mall. “Everyone on the floor!” Said a robber. Everyone was down, except one person who has Stockholm (🇸🇪) syndrome. The person with this syndrome, assisted the robbers. One of the robbers was carrying a Warsaw (🇵🇱) and he threatened to not move or he would Kiel (🇩🇪) anyone. Edit: Pls don’t get offended. Who are offended, Crimea River. Pls give me a Pole 🇵🇱 for more puns on countries and cities
@thememerr3
@thememerr3 Жыл бұрын
i ain’t reading all that
@Sweeezs
@Sweeezs Жыл бұрын
This is amazing 😂
@GlitchBugger
@GlitchBugger Жыл бұрын
This is a copy paste.I saw this comment before on a different video
@Sweeezs
@Sweeezs Жыл бұрын
@@GlitchBugger that’s a shame
@SuperDiablo101
@SuperDiablo101 Жыл бұрын
Interesting to mention that as a mass resident whose visited the Borden house twice there also a 3rd murder in the house when a mother drowned her kids in a well before the burden home....lizzie also founded the mspca
@sdivine13
@sdivine13 9 ай бұрын
Do you mean George angell and Emily Appleton started the mspca? Because George angell and Emily Appleton started the mspca
@SuperDiablo101
@SuperDiablo101 9 ай бұрын
@@sdivine13 yes and lizzie borden started the Fall river animal rescue league
@sdivine13
@sdivine13 9 ай бұрын
@@SuperDiablo101 k, but that's not what you said
@b01tact10n
@b01tact10n Жыл бұрын
This is a good compilation👍
@liammccarthy7293
@liammccarthy7293 Жыл бұрын
My school was terrible heh. Not because of the teachers but student who'd totally ignore the teachers, throw stuff, shout, scream, ahh I guess you could imagine....All except one teacher, Mr Liston, even the most bratty student would be 'yes Sir, sorry Sir, study? Of course Sir'
@lightinggamer2312
@lightinggamer2312 Жыл бұрын
Just got back from a,bad day a school and saw this
@marcusbrown7817
@marcusbrown7817 Жыл бұрын
Some people gotta learn the hard way..
@Daniel4646
@Daniel4646 Жыл бұрын
4:27 Charles Carpenter got REALLY famous with everyone. 😆😆
@TheTimbs_
@TheTimbs_ Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, sending 8mm of education out at about 1500rpm
@joeerickson516
@joeerickson516 Жыл бұрын
"Ouch!"
@yusufbektas1961
@yusufbektas1961 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: during the first world war, american chemical gas were created by a chemistry teacher named "Walter white"
@Sapphiregamer8605
@Sapphiregamer8605 Жыл бұрын
Really? This joke again?
@MaxTheVoidling
@MaxTheVoidling Жыл бұрын
jokes aside, is this real?
@Sapphiregamer8605
@Sapphiregamer8605 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxTheVoidling no it’s not. America never used chemical gas, even today, as far as I know, Germany was the only one to use them since world war 1, again, as far as I know
@MaxTheVoidling
@MaxTheVoidling Жыл бұрын
@@Sapphiregamer8605 thanks bud
@felipeball7778
@felipeball7778 Жыл бұрын
@@Sapphiregamer8605 france and UK uses gas too
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv Жыл бұрын
After reading about killers, it seems like being forced to kill one’s own beloved pets is the best way to turn someone into a psychopath. This happened to Ed Kemper as well.
@Іоанн-ж3ф
@Іоанн-ж3ф Жыл бұрын
Hey, how about making a video about the events in Myanmar, that would be interesting.
@averagegunuserhere4107
@averagegunuserhere4107 Жыл бұрын
To be honest, the guy with the bazookas only has six shots, kinda like a VERY POWERFUL revolver, but what I’m wondering is how did he reload them, like did he go down to reload them or did he just reload one at a time in the air?
@CommanderCrocky
@CommanderCrocky Жыл бұрын
He had to reload at a neatby airbase.
@Kermit_the_addict
@Kermit_the_addict Жыл бұрын
This is how I imagine my history teacher
@spahvahnishsniffah
@spahvahnishsniffah Жыл бұрын
So glad I got to see Rosie the Rocketer in person 10/10 museum.
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
Most other old people during WW2: Help, I can't get down these stairs Some elderly Soviet boi: I didn't hear no bell
@WhyNotLearnItAll
@WhyNotLearnItAll Жыл бұрын
I love the longer videos
@fluffybuilds7546
@fluffybuilds7546 Жыл бұрын
great content your guys
@warmite437
@warmite437 Жыл бұрын
Joshua Lawrence chamberlain
@59spadesofalife52
@59spadesofalife52 Жыл бұрын
That dude is crazy wow respect
@dominicgorriceta6487
@dominicgorriceta6487 Жыл бұрын
There is also the story of Capt. Nieves Fernandez, a Filipino teacher turned guerilla fighter of WW2 who developed a technique to silently asssassinate Japanese troops on guard by slashing the neck to prevent noise. There's a picture of her teaching the technique to a soldier somewhere.
@noahroberts4206
@noahroberts4206 Жыл бұрын
I like how the most played part of this video is right after that one lame story was taking forever 😭😭😭
@Sr_Butters4u
@Sr_Butters4u Жыл бұрын
Teaching others history while capable to make you apart of it? Dope.
@lucasguenesmenezes6416
@lucasguenesmenezes6416 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, it's easier to survive in a war than putting order on a room full of teenagers Every teacher is prepared to be a soldier
@Dime_time333
@Dime_time333 Жыл бұрын
No
@ReconGaming14
@ReconGaming14 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has suffered through recruiting duty for 4 years, as well as served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Africa. I’d do those combat deployments again in a heartbeat over dealing with them Fuckin kids.
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo
@Military.FutureUrbanCamo Жыл бұрын
@@ReconGaming14 I don't blame u I hate most people at my school High School I'm 17 and a senior can't wait to graduate and excited for my birthday monty and Prom also graduation class of 2023 and take a break for a year after and work over the summer be in my first job and drive then do other things and around 21 enlist in the military probably USCG in Taclet or MSRT do those then join the Marine and Do USMC Force Recon MEU, then Army and do Biochemical and radioactive stuff for what I wanna do then retire after awhile who knows how old maybe 4 yrs or 30yrs or 40 yrs then yeah and also I'm kinds a pain but not fully mature also I'm a cool tactical kid in school.🪖school feels like the military alittle in my imagination
@joseaca1010
@joseaca1010 Жыл бұрын
"The bell does not dismiss you, I DO" **BANG BANG BANG**
@aidynsbestyoutubemoments
@aidynsbestyoutubemoments Жыл бұрын
You forgot the guy from saving private Ryan
@glstka5710
@glstka5710 Жыл бұрын
That was fiction.
@aidynsbestyoutubemoments
@aidynsbestyoutubemoments Жыл бұрын
@@glstka5710 it's a joke
@aliefabdurrahman3302
@aliefabdurrahman3302 Жыл бұрын
0:07 Lt. Col. Charles "Bazooka Charlie" Carpenter/Bazooka Charlie The Pilot who Strpped Bazookas to his Plane WW2 1944 7:08 Lizzie Borden The Axe Murdering Teacher 1892 21:35 Nikolai Morozov Oldest Soviet Red army age 87(1854-1946)
@jamesmichael5
@jamesmichael5 Жыл бұрын
As someone from Moline IL..bazooka charlie is a fucking legend here
@Enexvitiy
@Enexvitiy Жыл бұрын
Teachers when you don't do the homework:
@eldridgedavis
@eldridgedavis Жыл бұрын
And that's why you don't piss off teachers folks..
@mrfailure8897
@mrfailure8897 Жыл бұрын
well speaking of deadly teachers pol pot was a teacher believe it or not who taught history, geography, and french literature major stuff the the Khmer rouge tried to purge
@travis-coltgray9536
@travis-coltgray9536 Жыл бұрын
Captain Miller of 2nd Rangers was an English composition teacher.
@glstka5710
@glstka5710 Жыл бұрын
Saving Private Ryan was a fictional movie base a bit on a real live incident.
@violentnomad7267
@violentnomad7267 Жыл бұрын
The USA needs more Teachers like Charles. The current ones seem to want a world full of teletubbies.
@mrtubby1480
@mrtubby1480 Жыл бұрын
Chamberlain?
@pieordi
@pieordi Жыл бұрын
My history teacher in 10th grade was a veteran
@dumboi5369
@dumboi5369 Жыл бұрын
When you forget your homework, come late to school, or stutter reciting a poem in china:
@lilasnowflake5632
@lilasnowflake5632 Жыл бұрын
These teachers don't just dismiss the class they dismiss the bell too
@daltoneades4814
@daltoneades4814 Жыл бұрын
What about the half sister?
@linuxandretrogamingfan3882
@linuxandretrogamingfan3882 5 ай бұрын
The first story sounds like something out of an anime. unreal. so cool!
@jarrettowens6073
@jarrettowens6073 Жыл бұрын
To know that a man strapped bazookas to his aircraft means that he was like the great-grandfather of fighter aircraft.
@ewok40k
@ewok40k Жыл бұрын
If the list doesnt include Stonewall Jackson, there will be a rebelliion.
@ashiehakoto1490
@ashiehakoto1490 Жыл бұрын
carpenter was a bonified badass. dude had to have had some big brassy cajones
@rmazzella5303
@rmazzella5303 Жыл бұрын
They didn’t mention the Wild West outlaw John Wesley Hardin, who’d once been a schoolteacher.
@SuperColonel91
@SuperColonel91 Жыл бұрын
They Should Have One Featuring Mary Kay Laterno
@meloun.128.
@meloun.128. Жыл бұрын
Super video
@just-sumdude6823
@just-sumdude6823 Жыл бұрын
The teacher that rejected that one german guy, bro randomly got millions of assists
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 Жыл бұрын
Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain. Medal of Honor recipient for his actions commanding the 20th Maine on Little Roundtop during the battle of Gettysburg July 2nd, 1863.
@nobodyspecial6267
@nobodyspecial6267 Жыл бұрын
You know what would be a longer list? The most dangerous students in history, that’s the real terror.
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