Deadly Toy Tank: The World's Highest-Liability Reality Show

[@ModernRogue]

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[@Cracker_named_Graham]

Can fully agree with the Reykon thing because I have a pair and I cannot hear Jack shit when I have them in either way go buy yourself a pair 15% off they are bad ass

[@KaleidoscopeNo5401]

I haven't wanted to win something so bad

[@michealfullhart929]

It is literally my birthday April 17. If I was to get this it would be absolutely amazing, but if not I may treat my self to a puzzle box anyways.

[@nicklong7661]

Annaliese you get my vote! Stay awesome girl! Those cuddly chucks are gonna bring a cute dose of pain!

[@doubtful_seer]

Hey guys, for a long time you had been one of my favorite channels because your captions were absolutely awesome without fail. The KZbin auto-captions are pretty awful and I can’t rely on them to fully make the video...legible? Not sure if that’s the word I’m looking for. But I’ve noticed that the captions have been on fewer videos recently and it’s made it a bit harder to access your content as a result. Is there a chance of the captions returning?

[@taylorcash2619]

I think there was a missed opportunity for Brian brushwood to call the bat “The Pixy Stick”

[@ShugoAWay]

Probably cuz of the copyright from wonka

[@NintendoPolitics]

Sweet/Sugar Slugger

[@OhSoTiredMan]

All it needs is some flavouring I'm guessing blood

[@TheJalapeno100]

Or "The Baby Ruthless"

[@MaverickBlue42]

@@TheJalapeno100 You mean Babe?

[@ladylilithparker]

Okay, that was hilarious. The Dad jokes, Jason glomming onto the thing that *screams* horror movie, Annaliese being cranky... I am SO looking forward to seeing these weapons get tested.

[@Freidis]

Imagine if the bat was filled with salt instead of sugar. Then when it cuts you it literally rubs salt in your wounds as well.

[@ryddim7065]

Try dumping sugar into your wounds, hurts like hell too.

[@ivanheffner2587]

That would be a case of a-“salt and bat”-tery…

[@JaxMerrick]

@@ivanheffner2587 God dammit, take my begrudging like.

[@_blood_moon_proto_1500]

he could have added lemon juice.....although medical alcohol hurts so much more.....

[@robott6696]

The sugar bat gives your diabetes though.

[@magicalawnmower4764]

If Jason's entry actually works, everyone is gonna be in deep shit

[@RD-270]

Thing is, I don't see any reason it shouldn't work.

[@magicalawnmower4764]

@@RD-270 that's what scares me

[@stocktonjoans]

winner, winner, *SPICY!* chicken dinner

[@catfish552]

@@RD-270 Well... Jason built it.

[@badgerboy2197]

You clearly haven’t been watching the modern rouge, of course it doesn’t work

[@anthonyodonnell3435]

Glad they took Jason’s idea of putting a razor blade into a nerf dart and making it into an entire episode

[@jekfosburg]

So it confirmed, Jason is the chaotic evil of the show.

[@s.c.e.w]

Jason: Chaotic Evil Brian: Chaotic Neutral Cory: Chaotic Good Annaliese: Neutral Evil

[@atiredfloridian777]

....I thought it already confirmed.

[@devdog007]

I think Jason is Neutral not evil cause he helps as well, he more of just does what he wants without regard

[@kgapaneseschoolgirlb]

@@devdog007 He always plays the bad guy though... I mean, this episode, especially the end, he was Chaotic Neutral.

[@devdog007]

@@kgapaneseschoolgirlb yea, I'm just saying that he doesn't tend to do things with the intent of harm, he just doesn't care most of the time, but I'd also put Brian at true neutral because he often brings up that they probably shouldn't do stuff

[@OverlordMMM]

The most diabolical thing about Jason's Misery Box is that the entire thing could be a bluff since he knows no one would dare test it.

[@Allanon6666]

I think we can all agree that while Brian's is the only one that's deadly, Jason's is just more diabolical

[@am53n8]

The thing that scares me the most is Brian not looking at the drill while using it

[@VelvetTeacake]

Loving Jason finally becoming the supervillain we all knew he could be.

[@Raven_Leblanc]

I mean... he IS the leader of TMZCobra, after all...

[@Carbon2861996]

Annaliese: ,,I'm really disappointed that nobody's taking this seriously" Jason: 1:52

[@Heinzpeteromfg]

i missed that one, thanks

[@Kaysler]

And she was the only one to build a weapon that cannot injure anyone (assuming Jason's works)

[@drpibisback7680]

@@Kaysler They can definitely injure your pride.

[@danielr3310]

Love this format. Could you do 'Food Made Dangerous'? Like a carrot sharpened to a fine point glued into a broccoli stalk handle. Or a watermelon with razor blades on a chain like a giant heavy flail. Or just pruno/pepper spray again I guess.

[@DrJigglebones]

The pruno would be disallowed because of the ban on biological weapons

[@danielr3310]

@Andrew Harper Not one I'd seen before. Thank you!

[@willmfrank]

@Andrew Harper I like that you put a space in the word "Pointed;" it accurately reflects the way Eric Idle pronounced it.

[@OhShidBirdUp]

"Though the gentleman may be the first to greet you, be warned to shake the scoundrel's hand first, lest you make a fearful lifelong enemy."

[@timewinder1163]

Jason wins both for comic book villainy and the fact that they didn't even allow him to use his weapon

[@widgets-widgets5210]

.”..and my sound’s laid down by the Underground”. Brian, really, if you need another friend.. I’m here for ya man 😂.

[@ranwolf1240]

My name is Humpty...

[@GTechOfficial]

We gotta see them all put to use! There's so much ambiguity with what makes each of these the best because they're all super creative and neat

[@Jaroneko]

Turns out the real weapon was all the jokes Cory made on the way.

[@Sepricotaku]

So the meeting before this was just "hey Jason empty your trunk we have an idea" right? Cause this episode screams Jason Murphy.

[@rossbauer5425]

If Brian sold his bat for a low price, I'd be a steal Also he should call the bat, Sweet Revenge

[@barrycampbell6117]

So was anyone else disappointed that there was no deadly RC tank? The description was not what I read...

[@atiredfloridian777]

We were lied to.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"TOYS MADE DANGEROUS..."_ *Sid Philips wants to know your address location*

[@Mandy_Savage]

"Misery box" is what theh used to call me in college.

[@TheoneStanband]

Definitely the best use of beanie babies I've ever seen.

[@faithdorey5919]

I want to see a full demonstration of them... we only got annalise's demo rn but I NEED to see Jason's explode

[@DemoAppleMusic]

Brian be like: it won't cost you an arm and a leg And I'm like: yeah it will only cost you one of those

[@FPAMERICA]

Brian's bat should be called "Sugar Smacks"

[@doubtful_seer]

I’ll have to come back when there are captions up (I can’t rely on the auto-craptions 99% of the time), but this sounds amazing from the title alone.

[@An1mat0rz]

Still not here

[@doubtful_seer]

@@An1mat0rz ugh. They had been pretty good about really good captions at one point =(

[@antonihathaway6235]

Annaliese was the star. I loved her little comments sprinkled throughout the episode.

[@mycatrosie7062]

We need Corey's jokes in every video. Incredible!

[@notdotuna]

I voted Beanie Chucks, because im stealing that for my next DnD campaign.

[@craigbryant9925]

Not gonna lie. The jack in the box is my favorite idea but without seeing it rain terror on the set I gotta go with the bat because it is exactly what I would have done. I would also like to watch Corey cry after actually punching something with that glove.

[@OurHeroXero]

@The Modern Rogue Cory really...knuckled...down with his deadly toy

[@colbunkmust]

Brian's weapon is the most lethal, Jason's gets points because it's literally a chemical weapon, and if your goal was to create a less lethal weapon his would be the most effective. The puns were pretty painful too though.

[@faithdorey5919]

When jason twisted the music box and realizes the potential surprise shabbiness of it the laughes very heavily that was probably my favorite moment

[@ivanheffner2587]

Man. Cory really brought his “aaaayyy” game…

[@Povilaz]

Day 23 of reminding the Modern Rogue to do another radio video!

[@obliviousman21]

I loved that video I spent like 2 days straight looking for number stations

[@ligma69877]

we’re here with ya homie

[@chrisdempsey2379]

Why did I instantly finish the "2 professional idiots" in my head right as he said "2 professional builders" lol

[@Andrew38848]

Wow Brian really hit the nail on the head with his toy

[@Grizzlox]

Yeah he was really batting 100

[@kylelantan9220]

You know you have a winner when you say "Let me demonstrate." and everyone goes "NOPE!"

[@Matrizzt]

This was f-ing amazing. The style. Idea. Camera shots. Please make it a series

[@Epicmonk117]

6:55 That's actually how I roleplay my bards whenever they cast _Vicious Mockery_ - just the absolute worst dad jokes you can think of.

[@SwordsmanCaim]

When I was a 11 I filled my whiffle ball bat with rocks, cement and sand. Mind you I had a metal bat but the orange whiffle ball bat was a sleeper weapon no one expected. Actually worked better than my metal bat, the added mass made it insane. Thats why I'm voting for Bryan.

[@drats666]

just just.. lol when he grabbed the jack in the box I grinned ear to ear, so many possibilities.

[@tjmmachine]

Beanie chucks for hilarity, bonk-stick for lethality.

[@bentramer682]

I've always wanted to make deadly toys but i was never resourceful enough as a child. I'm glad I never threw my crap away

[@maxquintana3902]

Do an episode of both of you going head to head trying to make weapons of things you’d only find under the kitchen sink

[@lucusloc]

Too damn easy. You know what people keep under the sink? *All kinds of chemicals*. It is the nightmare chemistry set if you know how to use it. And if you don't know how to use it? Yeah, that just means you die too.

[@gyroscope915]

Bomb......the awnser is a bomb

[@starchy_]

Way to easy, just take out the fire extinguisher and you have a pre made wapon. Irritating chemicals to spray at people and a big hunk of metal to swing around, all pre-made for your convenience.

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

The Misery Box is a close second to The Sweetest Science, the only thing holding it back is the fact it can’t be used by you and there’s no guarantee that your enemy will play with a seemingly normal jack-in-the-box and to a lesser extent, the fact that it needs custom made consumables to work. Would be better as a saw trap than a weapon.

[@jaysworkshop8870]

Annaliese has my vote! Lol that presentation was priceless

[@AWeirdIdea]

The Sweetest Science could've been called The Reverse Pinata. Get it? Cuz the sweets are inside the bat? Now we just need a pinata filled with wood.

[@KyleVeatch]

Should have given yourselves 30 minutes or an hour! Also, it's hard to vote for Jason's build when we can't even see it.

[@xnitrorider62x]

I like that Jason took his years of experience and put a great idea together. I thought about the same thing as soon as I saw the Jack on the box.

[@The_Mashupman]

Cory gluing the Lego bricks got me straight up eye-twitchin'

[@lucusloc]

I voted for you Jason, *on trust*. That box had better deliver.

[@AnAccountWithaName]

The misery box should be disqualified on the basis of not even being a weapon. Its a trap. Everyone involved will be miserable, I am sure.

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

Cory is really firing those dad jokes off left and right. It's nice to see retaliation for Brian's PSI joke in the landmine episode. They said no chemical warfare, what about psychological warfare?

[@TheNefari]

You have to put the Legos on the outside of the club directly from hell :D

[@edwardcarlson1914]

Jason should be disqualified. His device was bad a$$ but it's definitely chemical warfare. Brian for the win! He's got reach and destruction!

[@GaronVI3162]

ROUND 2!!! give them Thermite!!! Let Jason live out his childhood dreams!

[@danielmarsh3063]

*Jason picks up Jack in the Box* Me: that's gonna be a thermite bomb Jason: are we allowed to use thermite? I watch these guys too much I stg

[@TheQue5tion]

For me it's a toss up between the bat and the glove. Brass knuckles can be used by anyone who knows how to throw a jab to cut skin, so if he's glued it all together securely enough they could get a few good hits. The bat is basically just a spiked baseball bat now. The sugar doesn't just add weight and mass, but also keeps the screws secure. Plus being filled with sugar means it can deform and reform on impact. The bean-chucks are too soft to do anything, and the jack in the box might not work.

[@Aikano9]

Imagine if Jason’s misery box was filled with anthrax. Top tier weapon

[@clintonleonard5187]

2:26 The fact that you included this shot is amazing.

[@nathansicklerevans2841]

Your guy's antics keep me going hahaha

[@Terrakinetic]

With Ray Cons, you always know you're getting conned. Ray J Cons, getting you with overpriced garbage they're pretending to discount for you.

[@TheCoolestFalconEva]

Punster McPunstein is in the house! Now I have to go re-watch all of Barats and Bereta videos. Again. For the millionth time.

[@LordRunolfrUlfsson]

I can't say I fear being hit with Beanie Chucks. I have my doubts about the Misery Box actually working. The Ouchie Glove would probably hurt, but I don't think nearly as much as the bat-with-nails that is the Sweetest Science, which wins on reach, reliability, and dangerousness.

[@cursedvoid]

so when are we getting the "Audiophile" episode where Brian and Jason test out high quality headphones, and IEMs?

[@jrphredrickson5888]

We're not cause they are sponsored by Raycon lol

[@Monkotzoo]

@@jrphredrickson5888 facts

[@yosefwolchansky2885]

@@jrphredrickson5888 sadly

[@kangaroo5508]

I love that Brian is just rocking out to the Humpty Dance! lol Btw, voting for those weaponized Dad Jokes....

[@Yahuah_Is_El]

Rule: "No bio weapons" Jason: Builds bio weapon

[@alishanicole_]

More Annaliese content, please and thank you 😌

[@joeterry2112]

Why can't we vote for the weaponized dad jokes?

[@allyzapena1001]

I love the ridiculousness of the TV show skit HAHA

[@akumabito2008]

Had to vote for the weaponized dad jokes! The ouchie glove is just a backup weapon.

[@SynymynBuhnz]

All I can think of is Dan Ackroyd's SNL skit about Johnny Astronaut, and it's just a plastic bag you put over your head, and Bag of Glass.

[@TheEntireTrinity5082]

Ok, fine...I watched it 3 times. There, I confessed...lol 😆🤣😂😹

[@baylego]

As a part of the judge committee I agree on letting Murphy use thermite. A rematch should be held

[@meusfeitusfeitus]

I`d vote for Cory just for the dad jokes, way to go man. But man, Annaliese scares the crap out of me. I mean, if she looked at me like she looks at Brian when he interrupts her, I`d run for my life in terror. And now she's made teddy bears deadly...

[@pwnmclovin1]

The Ouchie Glove is probably the best name for something like this

[@chrislove7708]

Ana lees is better but brians is much more simple and almost as effective. Brian gets the vote for the contest. Jason gets the vote for supervillain charisma

[@CharlesGriswold]

I wouldn't want to be hit with the bat, but the Misery Box terrifies me.

[@devikwolf]

Lots of great ideas here but Jason's Misery Box is my favorite, conceptually.

[@yeahitsyieh]

I'm convinced this channel has just become Lower Budget, Less Responsible Mythbusters (they also did a special around making Dangerous Toys)

[@joehatton729]

Purely from an enjoyment point of view - this was a lot of fun to watch. From a critical point of view: - I feel like the Sweetest Science - being made from plastic - will end up having stress-fractures if it is every actually demonstrated. Brian was really "swinging for the fences" with it. - While rainbow glue was used to hold the Ouchie Glove together, I feel like the wearer is going to be hurt almost as bad as the person being hit because it doesn't have a solid frame to provide space between the weapon and the wielder. - The Mystery Box is legit scary. If it works, it's going to be pretty intimidating/surprising. If it follows MR standards though, it won't even open. Also, capsaicin is so close to chemical warfare. Geneva Convention rules apply, Murphy! - The simplicity of the Beanie Chucks was effective. Also - it's the only one that was actually tested during this episode. TLDR: Good job all. I don't qualify as a professional builder or a professional idiot so what do I know?

[@cringeyusername7459]

Jason surely has to win this! The fact you could just leave this anywhere and know that at some point, someone will go to use it and unwittingly incapacitate themselves and anyone near them, makes this cool as Hell. So for sneakiness, and being dastardly, this wins. Brian's wins in terms of being the most useful in a straight up fight or attack, purely because a bat requires next to no skill to use, just swing and aim for the head. Cory's idea is interesting, but remember the force you exert on your foes will also be pushing back on your own knuckles. I feel like there's a fair chance you might break your hand using his knuckle dusters because the force isn't spread out over a large enough surface area. And the nunchucks by annaliese, while very cool, take a bit of skill to use without hitting yourself and I don't feel they could do the same amount of damage as brian's bat.

[@TheoneStanband]

Those toys look alot like some of my toys. This video put a big smile on my face, I hope your channel will stay on KZbin for ever.

[@JustinOwenthebeardedginger]

"Two professional builders. Two professional idiots. Sharp objects." What could go wrong?

[@FusionDeveloper]

Kevin O'leary from Shark Tank is my favorite person and the only person from there show I like. I like his unfiltered honest opinions. Would you rather someone be kind and tell you to go for it and you waste your life savings, or be told why it will probably fail and why you should probably stop filling a sinking boat with money before you go broke? Kindness isn't always the best advice.

[@jek__]

Brian's "fill a plastic bat with sand" idea is surprisingly grounded and practical for a professional idiot Lol Jason "no nuclear, no bio" "ok so... chemical weapons then?" Regardless of who wins the internet popularity contest, brian very obviously made the best actual weapon

[@aidenlosh9518]

The Beanie Chucks are definitely my favorite, but Brian's sugar bat seems like it would be the most effective.

[@technoch33s3c4k3]

Ladies and gentlemen your weapons are finished but are they as effective as they look? Next round we put you guys head to head in the battle dome who ever survives goes on to the next round.

[@lesturner]

Without seeing the weapons in action, my scores are - 4th place Brian. The bat will hurt but split. One time usage (unless the enemy is diabetic). 3rd place - Annaliese. The Beanies might come off but the chain will still hurt. 2nd place Cory. He's technically cheating... Dad jokes and a Lego glove. Both very effective in one legged ass kicking contest. 1st place Jason. Assuming the contents spread out, everyone is screwed. If it doesn't work properly, then Cory wins.

[@Hebdomad7]

Everyone is disqualified for not allowing Jason to test his weapon. Jason wins.

[@SparksNZeros]

jack in the knife sounds like the best idea they could of done. just *slowly cranks the side* wabam KNIFE!

[@paceyombex]

Jason, with his maniacal laugh. I seriously got the supervillain-vibe.

[@ryanelliott5976]

The jack in the box is so innocuous.

[@j.h.pretorius4180]

Been playing with lego all my life, a load of my lego is on the floor constantly, never stepped on a brick! Yes, I do think I'm lucky

[@intoxicary]

Can't vote until we see each weapon's effectiveness demonstrated! There had better be a part 2 to this one!

[@Sheridantank]

Fill a hollow plastic kids bat with epoxy. Probably would make an effective weapon. Glad to see Brian was on the same track.

[@ambulocetusnatans]

I only voted for Jason under the premise that his design actually works. We really need to see a second video where these weapons are put to the test before we can give an accurate vote.