Carol Vorderman Doesn't Know What Fingering Is | The Big Fat Quiz Of The '80s

[@bralex6669]

Let me help you, the bit starts at 8:38, the actual thing is a few seconds later.

[@markorollo.]

Vorderman doesn't know what fingering is as much as santa doesn't know what Christmas is

[@andybell9245]

Clive Bindley fist first

[@lifeslessons9889]

Yeahhhh rite ..Carole 😏

[@localreviewking134]

what`s the most clever thing to come out of Carol`s mouth?

[@dantshaw]

@@localreviewking134 'New tits, please'

[@kendothebarstad]

Oh she does.

[@ajjohnstone7063]

Aye right. Vonderman’s been lifted up with two digits plenty 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@trevorclarey3336]

like a bowling ball ?

[@theverseshed]

Plastic on top, plastic below.

[@Demun1649]

"You look like everyone's first girlfriend". Great line.

[@paulgibbons2320]

Give over. Carole has deffinatly been gripped like a bowling ball.

[@robcousins231]

Paul Gibbons 😂😂

[@CB-xr1eg]

Or even *definitely*

[@scottishbawbag315]

best comment ever

[@JAS563ify]

Not by you anyway kid

[@mcspeedypantsjr5713]

Carole Vorderman; gripped like a bowling ball since 1867

[@ConstantThrowing]

8:38 is the part the video is titled for

[@paulmac1741]

Constant Throwing 👍

[@L1b3rta]

You're a hero.

[@conchurdog9046]

I think you came to early

[@ConstantThrowing]

@@conchurdog9046 I don't know where Early is.

[@BackToTheBlues]

Slow it down to 0.75 - she sounds sexy when drunk!

[@themayorofdipshittery3646]

Vorderman knew exactly what it was all about. Many a digit pushed her gusset aside.

[@nomasnofuss8393]

wow....what would your voters say mayor ?

[@tonymiles5857]

Au contraire, she wasn’t wearing any

[@mrnobody4237]

Creepy.

[@morganclare4704]

And you would know how???

[@zapkvr]

Gusset? Jesus

[@mrbillhicks]

Difference between Vorderman and a Kitkat ? You only get four fingers in a Kitkat

[@Steve_Gee74]

When given a practical demonstration she complained "your ring has some sharp edges" The guy replied "That's not a ring, that's my rolex watch"

[@KeithMather-r4g]

" Superb ! " 👌🤣🤣🤣

[@adamofgrayskull7735]

Ohh damn Carol the gift that keeps on giving

[@andrewphippsphillips1455]

Adam Buxton, one of the most intelligent & brilliant people in comedy, who never gets the appreciation he rightly deserves

[@benwinter5295]

I remember watching The Adam & Joe Show when I was a teen. Looking back, it's very ahead of it's time. It was basically a youtube channel on mainsteam TV, in the mid 90s. I'm pretty certain Robot Chicken took inspiration from A & J's toy box movie sketches. Seth Green even used the same production company with them I think. Love his podcast too, it's got a real 'man in his shed' feel to it :)

[@nomasnofuss8393]

Thanks Adam

[@localreviewking134]

yes, a human goldmine of fun

[@Some-kid-called-David]

Carol is no stranger to digits

[@RobBob555]

oh very clever.. and fish fingers.

[@phungyi4947]

@@RobBob555 She has a Birdseye view.

[@leadcloud8290]

James Beardmore That is proper beautiful!

[@mick1583]

Fingered more times than Eric Clapton's fret board.

[@nomasnofuss8393]

without knowing what it was called..... "apparently"

[@localreviewking134]

which one?

[@fatwalletboy2]

Given half a chance, i'd gladly show Carol.

[@natk8673]

Only half?

[@globalnova]

@@natk8673 you don’t understand the expression do you… lol

[@natk8673]

@@globalnova don't you understand my joke

[@globalnova]

@@natk8673 i know what you mean but your use of the word only makes it wrong.

[@natk8673]

@@globalnova maybe i should of said, i wouldnt need a full half of a chance

[@kingoftheswing.2078]

Course she does... she's had more fingers than all the marigolds ever made...😂😂😂

[@berdboy]

SHE DOES HERSELF DAILY...SHE KNOWS...

[@JUANKERR2000]

I'll bet she's had more fingers than a freighter-load of Kitkats.

[@jimfraser734]

That's class!

[@carlturner73]

Carol vorderman absolutely looks fabulous, sensational,

[@terrycousins3015]

Oh playing the innocent! She’s had more pricks than a second hand pin cushion!

[@NicMG]

Are you upset you weren't one of those pricks?

[@purpleturkey1792]

I wish ...

[@RIPSIRJIMMYSAVILLE]

Its a dartboard actually not pin cushion pmsl

[@charleskaneb6629]

In America, we have a seven foot tall basketball champion with an improbably large number of romantic partners. In the UK, you have a Welsh mathematician.

[@paulmorgan7894]

@@charleskaneb6629 in the uk we had george best one of the best football players ever and ge definetly got alot of girls

[@tonyfowkes3772]

What's the difference between Carol and a Kit Kat?...... You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat :)

[@Griff78]

Tony Fowkes I’d happily doink the Vodermann! I bet she’s brilliant

[@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY]

Andy Griffiths only in your dreams would you......well, wait a minute here.....you would "Happily Doink" Carol. Can you explain exactly what you mean by "Happily Doink"? I have never come across the term "doink" and I doubt if Carol Vorderman has either. You have only two choices here...1/ You mean you would happily take Carol Vorderman out to dinner in a top class restaurant, paying for whatever Carol desired from a menu that would make Gordon Ramsey shit himself.....OR 2/ You would treat Carol to a "Big Tasty" Macmeal and hope she would be impressed. My bet is on No. 2.

[@Mod-rw9cw]

You have a stupid fucking name Fawkes so if I was you I'd just shut up and stick your fingers up your own arse

[@JamesSmith-qy3eu]

Doesn't know? She could write a thesis on it.

[@ancan963]

For a second there in 6:39 i thought Carol was gonna grab a can of Pepsi from under the table

[@Subguy686]

I don’t know how old this clip is but Carol was quite easy on the eyes.

[@bbearhug]

Can confirm, She's still gorgeous!!

[@michaelharte9572]

Some tits

[@aliray1165]

Carols ass is quite easy on the eye too

[@hunterwilk]

Right? I'd never actually seen her, but my mental image was based on all the jokes Jimmy has made about her on Countdown.

[@gnamp]

eye-ronically, the eyes have never been easy on Carol...

[@jakezywek6852]

She doesn't know what integrity is either-presenting those equity release adverts so skint pensioners will end up leaving no property value to their kids.

[@JamesBond-es8zb]

@Roger Smithson fake? 🤔

[@tmahe28]

The equity released goes to the kids which is better than death tax

[@ivandavies1388]

Why should they leave money to their kids when they can enjoy it themselves?

[@barrysaunders5243]

Someone is bitter

[@M25warrior]

Maybe make your own money instead of waiting for mum and dad to kick the bucket!

[@WhoTheHellIsHarvy]

Love that Jimmy holds up the shocker! Two in the pink one in the stink

[@DJ_Sycottic]

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

[@MrBrutal33]

But she has an encyclopedic knowledge of rimming and water sports....allegedly!

[@muckspreader1able]

Wouldn't mind finding out.

[@innocentbystander6620]

I can confirm

[@albertsmith1048]

I wonder if Ms Vorderperson knows more than she lets on. A bit like Alan Titmarch not knowing what a garden Lawn is.

[@janicewatts5888]

Fingering is first thing you learn in piano lessons.

[@jameswest4692]

And fingering is a 9 letter word lol

[@TheJRWaddy]

The difference between Carol Vorderman & a Kit-Kat is that you only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat. Ta-da splish !

[@Google_Does_Evil_Now]

Carol looks great.

[@davidhoward2487]

Even more so these days, apart from boob, bum, and face full of botox and implants ...

[@binniemod]

Jimmy Carr, owner of the most put on annoying laugh in showbiz.

[@artocrossan3066]

and as funny as a fire in an orphanage

[@seannamadra5675]

@@artocrossan3066 true!

[@artocrossan3066]

@@seannamadra5675 overrated and shite 🙄

[@Realpoweronearth]

He laughs like a seal!!!

[@JeffreyW71]

Alan Binnie nobody beats Jimmy Fallon

[@eiveive]

80s jimmy looks like ross noble

[@Abi_81]

80s Jack looks like Ben Shapiro

[@nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251]

I am putting myself forward for giving her instructions on the subject 😁

[@radiocrash]

She knows.

[@RealPi]

Thing about the chippie and Diet Coke, so true 😂

[@purpleturkey1792]

OH! .. your hurting me Take your ring off ! That's not my ring carol That's my watch ... 😉

[@SML1010THAI]

Purple Turkey 😂😂👍

[@purpleturkey1792]

@@SML1010THAI good Christmas mate 👍😂

[@SML1010THAI]

Purple Turkey you to mate have a good 1 👍👍

[@jackcastell2024]

That cracked me up 😂😂

[@Atombender]

Carol knows exactly what two in the pink, one in the stink means.

[@annlampshire7606]

Well done Carol - we need to know this sort of information - very informative! !

[@unsaltedskies]

Carol will have 2 for the top and 1 for the bottom. Shocking, I know.

[@chooselife3000]

Great commenting, sir

[@unsaltedskies]

Why thank you @@chooselife3000 I'd love to take credit though the comments write themselves. :D

[@philmellor4885]

Genius.

[@EpicWinz]

This must be older than 2012 as behind Carol, to her right is Jimmy Saville on the wall 9:56

[@desd111]

1:23 Is that David holding Steven Tatlock??

[@nialls1048]

It’s your turn Steven Tatlock.

[@RobBob555]

@@nialls1048 the real one or the imaginary one ?

[@nialls1048]

rob b the bucket

[@liboud22]

@@RobBob555 Does that look like a real Steven Tatlock to you?!

[@doreenmitchell6117]

rob b i

[@miamijim5964]

Carol was too busy studying math to know about fingering... I could have taught her math whilst fingering.. how many fingers is that Carol... ?

[@aflaz171]

Just when I thought comedy was trash these days, I find this programme. Please keep going, you guys are hilarious.

[@BertGrink]

I can heartily recommend a few other shows for you: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown, Would i Lie to You?, Was it Something I Said?, QI. You can find them all here on youtube.

[@johnoneill4483]

That stupid woman knows exactly what fingerings is!

[@harishafee1782]

Jimmy was a teenage vampire back in the late 80s

[@Smithy250]

He still is

[@carpii]

nah, even Count Draculas laugh sounds more genuine than Jimmys. Hua Hua Huaaa

[@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY]

I would defend Carol Vorderman's Honour in the face of the shower of shite spoken on social media. I sense a dual spirit.

[@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY]

If Carol would like to get in touch with me, I would dedicate what remains of my life to making her life blisssss.

[@528491Inception]

We just gonna ignore Saville behind Carol - 9:34 ?

[@stevehodgson8354]

thats me in the chip shop lol kebab chips, diet coke

[@red11cape]

Isn't that how vorderman learned how to count.

[@user-zc5ft9nw9b]

I think i watched the end 3 times, when he tried to do that leg over broken ankle manouvre 10:34 , i am crying 😁

[@stuartj1234]

Come on shes had more fingers than cadbury's

[@KeithMather-r4g]

" finger the culprit " - Classic ! 👌🤣🤣🤣

[@robinmabbott7334]

I think Carol doesn't know what Fingering is as much as Santa doesn't know what Christmas is Except Santa's not real .

[@dsmyify]

Jimmy Carr in the 80s = Damien from the Omen.

[@boxster21]

dsmyify Still is Damien 666 🙈

[@zapfanzapfan]

Yepp, prince of darkness :-)

[@iBrusmaN]

Jack in the 80’s looks like Ben Shapiro 😂

[@itkojecockot]

and Jimmy looks like Cher

[@liveitup5551]

more like fukin Helen Shapiro

[@elvisburgerking8675]

WE ALLKNOW Carol Vorderman WAS CLEVER NOW WE KNOW Carol Vorderman WASN'T CAPABLE OF BEING FUNNY

[@grahampalmer9337]

Isn't it when you're practising the valve order on your brass instrument?

[@musiccylinderK6]

That one day, at band camp, a flute was involved though

[@gazzaclarkson2547]

Vorderman. Fingering. My fantasy is complete.

[@seannolan427]

She's not into fingers ,she's into digits lol

[@Hissingsid658]

THATS LIKE SAYING A BRICK LAYER DOESN`T KNOW WHAT A BRICK IS

[@HelmetBlissta]

I love Carol Vorderman

[@switchbladeromance1466]

Shes been played like a piano 😋

[@brendanjordan1521]

Her back has been shot over more times than Kosovo

[@BRIANFORWARD1]

I've a sneaky feeling she's like a e type Jag with a Morris minor motor but that's only my opinion

[@lanceuppercut7477]

Jack Didley get a hobby, you’ll end up hurting yourself. 😆

[@youcanbesmartaskhow3857]

Yup

[@lanceuppercut7477]

brian forward hahahahahaha sex therapist on the internet throwing out insult over a joke. Ok buddy. 😆😆

[@CM-so1cf]

Brick Top 😂😂

[@fatwalletboy2]

The fingering bit is at 8.52 case youre busy and dont wanna waste nearly 9 mins of your life wondering why this video is this long....that said who wouldnt have a go on Carol looking peng here. She'd end up looking like a butchers bin after a few hours with her 🤣

[@robgibson8226]

The bowling ball technique

[@thomasanderson6562]

She’ll know what fingering is,the only difference between her and a Kit Kat is that you can only get 5 fingers in a Kit Kat.

[@tonyjohno7570]

Am giving carol the thumbs up 👍😌

[@johnb6723]

Fingering is something that you need to know to get the right notes out of a musical instrument such as a clarinet or a euphonium.

[@nwithyman]

- or a euphemism?

[@wyattfamily8997]

Or "get the right notes" out of anything really.

[@paulgould7420]

Ye right...

[@R0gue0ne]

'Jimmy, what's fingering?' Jimmy straight away whips out the barracuda....wow

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

Alan got me with the oriental line

[@petergreen2552]

I remember that happening to Five Star. They WERE crap by the way. Matt Bianco were also on one time and they were called a bunch of wankers. 😅

[@benwinter5295]

3:24 IS that a picture of Jimmy on the wall behind Jimmy though?

[@numbnutz7832]

Yep

[@nickyburnell]

Fisting with less fingers Carol. I'll get my coat.

[@crusherconi]

Mickey Flanagan is incredible tbh

[@gicking3898]

Jason Donovan is still wearing the same clothes as in the 1980s 😆

[@andrewg3768]

Miami Vice!

[@kpr1969]

Vorderman at the very last point I probably would

[@christopher6603]

I’ll gladly show her

[@colinmccarthy7921]

I always believed fingering was when people put their fingers in their nose.I still do this. Somebody once told me,it was when a person put a finger up their backside. Another person told me,it was when you put your finger in your ear. People do these things.(It’s a funny old world we live in).

[@pjmbidge632000]

Now I know how Michael Mcintyre became famous, his Mother was in TV, because he didn't get there with talent, he is as funny as a foreskin, trapped in a zip.

[@russellstratton7065]

His Dad was incredibly successful comedy writer. But his success probably comes from being fucking good at his job

[@ericclontz5954]

I like the 5 ads in 11 minutes. Really a nice touch.

[@RobBob555]

what ?? get adblock plus.. its free..you must be the only person not using it. its ad addon

[@littlebigman6957]

Carol vorderman has had more through her than Dartford tunnel

[@alemgas]

Cocked more times than John Wayne's Winchester

[@albertdesalvo7273]

CV has had her furrow ploughed by more fingers than a gynaecologist has had patients.

[@MrSonofsonof]

And I always assumed she was quite an accomplished guitarist.

[@MBicknell]

Well that's 8minutes of my life I ain't getting back

[@chooselife3000]

Fingering was a big deal in the 80's.

[@zazuzazz5419]

It’s making a comeback!! 😂

[@Do_not_assume]

Alan Carr my favourite. He's brilliant. Very good sense of humour.

[@Tinker1950]

He's a vacuous, limp wristed drip. I assume you must be a spotty adolescent?

[@natk8673]

Token gay

[@MrJohnestall]

She knows what a size 10 wellington is for !

[@doctorwhoproductions834]

What year is this because at 5:54 jimmy saviles pictures in the background

[@RobBob555]

whats wrong with jimmy savile ? i loved jim'l fix it when i was young.

[@___________1491]

rob b I don’t know if your joking 🤣🤣

[@bl4ckkn1g8t5]

@@RobBob555 Yeah, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded when I was 8

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@bl4ckkn1g8t5 That must be the most over used, boring, unoriginal comment on the entire internet!

[@TellyArchive]

Doctor Who Productions 2011 and they had his picture up in the background as he was in the news for his crimes, and they have different people in the background of each yearly show of Big Fat Quiz Of The Year as they were all in the news for something of that year

[@upthebuffer1921]

ctrl+F "fingers" "Cadberys". 100 results.

[@doh1959]

i have a vivid imagination and spent the rest of the day sniffing my fingers thinking if only

[@weejim48]

Give over carol is from Prestatyn . 🤣🤣👍

[@stevendavis2122]

Don’t believe Carol is a stranger to finger pie!

[@08wolfeyes]

Should Carol wish to know, please feel free to get in touch, lol!

[@serrie85]

pun intended?

[@pearlford8341]

08.theres always one like u isnt there.

[@regplasma7906]

Vorderman looks like The Spitting Image Thatcher .

[@billiardball9650]

haha lol put it simpler carol how many hands have you had lollol

[@ChadeGB]

Carol's had so many fingers even she couldn't add them all up.

[@supershane1960]

SO, did someone tell her?? I think a practical demonstration would have been best... ;-}

[@gentleman4232]

Bet she does!!!!!!If she played her cards right, I would be happy to show her.🤪🤪🤪

[@loganmason2877]

Down bad

[@cervelo9465]

Carol Vorderman. Absolutely gorgeous. Face and body. Only gets better with age.

[@janheard3826]

Looked lovely here but no more