Deadpool 2 in the prison

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

Just realize something. If cable had not broken into the prison Wade would have died in prison from the cancer. That means deadpool was suppose to die at this point in time, but time travel guy changed that part of history. Holy shit.

[@poultry-lover6665]

Deadpool was gonna die twice if it wasn’t for cable. And the kid wouldn’t have become good if it wasn’t for Cable shooting Deadpool, at the end

[@SPAC3H3R0]

Cable truly changed this timeline

[@cade.s]

So..if cable hadn’t gone back in time russell would have eventually escaped and became firefist?

[@andresprime77]

had to be thanos

[@michaelwhite8586]

Canon event

[@atxmicmoon]

I like that he uses terms from avengers “Winter soldier arm” 🤣

[@markkuchma1847]

He mentions Hawkeye too 😂

[@quakeaboveall5048]

Batman too😂🤣

[@ElderGoblin]

Captain America i think, not avengers

[@atxmicmoon]

Captain America is from the avengers

[@Bored4Days]

He mention dc universe

[@nihaalsandim9986]

I love how literally choking a person with a broken arm isn't that painful but getting stabbed in the thigh is much nore painful

[@declan7551]

Or maybe it was incredibly painful, but being stabbed in the thigh pushed him over the edge.

[@kazazaky2397]

you know he's already screaming in pain while choking with broken arm

[@groovecrusader4924]

When you're invincible and do the kind of word Wade does, I can only imagine you start to experience pain differently

[@ianmangham4570]

LITTERALLY ❄

[@sushantmanandhar1387]

I don't know if you've ever been choked before but it's actually quite enjoyable

[@RANCE22808]

Josh Brolin must have been having the time of his life in 2018 and 2019.

[@rayunited2010foryou]

I believe h deserves it. He has worked really hard in his career to reach where he is now.

[@scpblackoutd136]

Who is josh brolin?

[@UP-ue5or]

@@scpblackoutd136 cable’s and thanos’ actor

[@paprica672]

He got enough money to retire

[@andrediaz2748]

I loved them in the Goonies.

[@rayunited2010foryou]

The way Cable braced for the hit at 8:40 clearly shows how deadly he knows his own gun can be. Plus that sound made by Deadpool before shooting the gun. A blend of dark comedy and badass cinematography.

[@salsaspartan7]

That sound is just Deadpool being Deadpool. Lol

[@rayunited2010foryou]

@@salsaspartan7 Hahahahahaha, yes!

[@Papas223]

It’s so funny and so cute how he does the “Ooh😮”

[@criticalblaster458]

Oh. That's who cable is. I only know him from marvel snap. Favorite card.

[@rayunited2010foryou]

@@Papas223

[@Based_4_Life]

13:31 "I don't know what selfless means" Wade: "Jesus Christ" You're actually not wrong Wade.

[@SidStrife]

Subtle, but completely true.

[@Vu7c4n]

He is wrong.

[@naranara1690]

Lmaaoo

[@thegp2008]

He was actually answering him.

[@Groot-hi4pt]

I think it's funny how wade says "Are you sure you're not part of the DC universe"

[@valoughs521]

I LOVE DUBSTEP

[@tupaicindjeke275]

Who are you? I am batman. Classic Wade

[@TheHeartlessFour]

Favorite line in the movie

[@tupaicindjeke275]

@@TheHeartlessFour me also. Plus the Spanish part.

[@ExtremeCrafter]

@@TheHeartlessFour same lol

[@pnlamb8084]

I Was About To Comment That Then Scrolled To See You

[@Adoioioi]

I'm*

[@Aid95able]

11:47 you can hear Ryan cracking up when saying the word "when" after saying Centipede 🤣🤣🤣

[@Batmanguy1001]

I like that the moment Deadpool realized Cable was after Russell he switch to defending him

[@vothbetilia4862]

I mean he really cares about kids, so yeah of course he'll do it.

[@whogoncutdagrass41]

I always loved how wade went from wanting nothing to do with russell to automatically protecting him shows you alot about deadpools character

[@jackjack8610]

Can we just appreciate the badass soundtrack and stunt choreography when he fights down those guards?

[@vincehenriquez680]

Same director as John Wick and Atomic Blonde he's the best at this stuff

[@beljunwaffles4345]

Cable- “Who are you” Wade- “I’M BATMAN” Moments later Wade- “You’re so dark, are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?”

[@ethanellis2474]

And I love dub step

[@nastynas7]

I lost it when he said to Juggernaut, “hey big guy, the suns getting real low”

[@AnthonyFlames275]

9:31 that is actually super sweet that he asks that. Clearly shows how much of a friend Dopinder (apologies if I'm messing up the name) means to him

[@skins4thewin]

Who tf is Dopinder?

[@tritonus162]

​@@skins4thewin The big metal guy 👍

[@DiddyMcJiggleBalls]

⁠@@skins4thewinThe taxi driver

[@TheLightSaga]

@@skins4thewinThe Indian cab driver turned contract killer

[@goose1114]

​@@TheLightSagaDopinder was actually a real person, the cab driver was an homage to Ryan Reynolds childhood friend who tragically died young from a freak lightning strike

[@Kragatar]

7:58 I love the noises that gun makes when you crank it up.

[@godSPARDA1995]

That gun is amazing

[@crazyarmy9820]

Police: Youre arrested for lifetime. Deadpool: Wait what...

[@brodygray744]

"Gimme that, it goes with me everywhere, like the memory of your fuckin' fanny pack." I had good belly laugh at this.

[@rayaanahmad1936]

The way his body bends on the table at 7:32 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I'm dead

[@Adamsmasherfan2077]

So was he,, almost 😂😂😂

[@thesquidthatdid1591]

11:19 I just realized that Deadpool said that he didn't care about Russell right in front of him so that he felt inclined to leave the area, thus getting Russell away from Cable. Smart.

[@Extroyer-xc4ub]

8:42 the noise he makes had me on the floor lol 😂

[@weirdreportt]

"You're so dark. You sure you're not from the DC universe!?" Lmao, same thoughts Wade, same thoughts 💀

[@Kragatar]

"I stashed it in the old prison wallet, if you know what I'm saying." DP: "I really hope I don't know what you're saying." 🤣

[@edgarallenhoe9291]

Cable killed alot of dudes in the past. Probably not a good idea

[@brandoncerquedo3365]

now we know the timeline branches

[@zestyoverlord6772]

Well very few of them probably ever got out of the icebox so it’s was already mostly a closed system besides some of the guards

[@rogeredmonds3263]

They couldn't have done Cable anymore justice. Fantastic

[@michaelstar9753]

I really wanted Ron Pearlman to be Cable, and so did he But im really glad they went with thanos

[@matthewbarnard9067]

Stephen Lang would have been a good Cable too. He really wanted the role.

[@slipknotfan4204]

Josh was the best choice, his chemistry with Ryan is incredible.

[@Trtleggs]

This is the longest clip...THANK YOU.

[@luthfeeghazale6206]

6:13 I laughed when he said that🤣🤣🤣

[@justinanthony0890]

11:48. Thank you, Deadpool. That’s a real weight off my mind.

[@Joseramirez-vp6uz]

7:32 priceless.

[@ChromeBone23]

“Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never” 😂😂

[@haroldrosario5289]

7:32 LMAOO!!

[@Ace-rs4zy]

10:17 Thank me later

[@Peusterokos1]

"HgnuUUGH I LOVE DUBSTEP"

[@hypnoticskull6342]

I’ll thank you now

[@Godblesstheunitedstates]

"Your so dark are you sure your not from the DC Universe?"

[@SPAC3H3R0]

11:46 so majestic it’s so hard not to laugh at them falling

[@ahmedsohail708]

“I am Batman” I died

[@firstblood_victim5996]

08:41 "oooh"the best part

[@Scotsmen]

Can't stop laughing at when they're rolling down the hill and hits his head on a rock. XD

[@haydenmaskell8522]

How’s it funny

[@therealjesus1317]

Same

[@aranerem3767]

In human centipede, It was when those people signed on to be in that movie

[@Rclarke115]

“In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie.”

[@agilanagila1230]

13:18 This had me dying

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

Damn kids. Wont let us die lol.

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

“Who are you?” “I’m Batman”

[@Eri587]

Did he always said "Donde esta la biblioteca"? I explicity remember him saying "Hello superpowers"

[@M1K3.]

@Mank Demes deadpool didn't like the first one

[@anakinfan8]

that's bc this is from the extended cut of DP2, in the theatrical version he says "hello superpowers"

[@quakeaboveall5048]

8:26 Lmao🤣😂

[@jasonwayne2833]

Cable is one of the most underrated characters

[@geekhero7841]

Man i need to rewatch this movie again

[@bbadam19]

Lmao when he breaks his back 7:27

[@jugnug3328]

That had me dying it looks so ridiculous and funny at the same time

[@Cloud0ent]

Wade really smack the shit out cable wit the bench press bar 😂😂 and swing and bending the bar like it’s nothing

[@kevinrene8065]

"do they make Purell for your ears?" lol

[@DangerBaker-ji1du]

Wade letting someone bully him considering how skilled of a combatant he is and could easily kill them is funny 😂😂😂

[@heatzeeker1320]

The gasp and "Oooo" is adorable

[@pain2737]

15:30 "Oi.." "wtf do yo want" "thats mine feking puding" "fok your puding" the precious puding worth milions

[@bennybojames5224]

I sure hope they end up sticking with the R rating for DP3. The over the top violence and cursing was satirical, in a way. Just like the man, himself.

[@SORBETES361]

12:00 "rock" proceeds to hit rock

[@omegasupreme1970]

they should have made the dial on Cables gun go up to 11

[@mrlun471c7]

they did

[@ProfessorKenneth]

Robs ridiculously oversized guns 😅smh.. cables pretty cool "mutant"

[@yesica950]

I love to see Deadpool

[@kylemullen5248]

When that pen went into Wades hand... I felt that.

[@ryanzheng9604]

I love dubstep too

[@derf2580]

Guess you’re a pussy then

[@ryanzheng9604]

@@derf2580 😲

[@zinitevioki9015]

Sebas WuzHere Bro stfu

[@emberpowertcg7692]

It's cool that they're chemistry is similar to that in hunt for the wilder peoples

[@amlhd4011]

"Just let me die in peace" LOL

[@shreyasroy5127]

Best like "I am Batman"🔥🔥🔥

[@JohnSebeny]

"White Wade Wilson" gets me everytime LMAO

[@solanoscrossoverproduction3930]

0:46 Jeeze, somebody's digging 4 gold?

[@purooshresth7809]

What was he doing?

[@SORBETES361]

@NH808 ooooh, must've caused an infection

[@rairhahshallib3545]

I think It's the same prison set from escape plan

[@zandyzain6241]

Can't wait to see Cable meet Dr. Doom

[@Samurai-ye4iu]

"I AM BATMAN " -WADE WILSON AKA DEADPOOL

[@fine_ol_chap]

8:39 When you get a new weapon in the middle of a fight (Referencing video games)

[@SNKenergy]

I’m still laughing till this day at the fact that the dude literally died for like 15 seconds wakes up and the first thing he says is some weird Spanish words that I have no clue as to what they mean

[@Geologist997]

Donde esta la biblioteca. Where is the library, i think

[@pussyboy6689]

He says that but he thinks it means "I don't bargain."

[@Jacket7133]

He says where is the library

[@yeetusbeteetus6471]

Is no one gonna mention how sweet Juggernaut and Russell are as a team? Like think about it Russell got Juggernaut to respond to the "shave and a haircut" knock. That's some wholesome shit!!

[@andrewcooper3341]

I love the part where Deadpool jumps onto to cable and he breaks his lower half of his body on the table I laugh so hard at that! Lol 😂

[@shekukoroma5126]

“Hello Russell” thanos, 💪💪so tough

[@213byron]

I died in the theatres when the dubstep music started playing 😂😂

[@MarcosGaelHiguera]

10:00 [BOTH STRAINING] [YELLS] [BOTH PANTING] [BOTH GRUNTING] Dubstep's for babies. You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe? I love dubstep! [SKRILLEX'S "BANGARANG" PLAYING] [BOTH GRUNTING]

[@phuturephunk]

I have to wonder whether there's a least a subtle tribute to key and peele with that one. It does work when you think about it, which makes it even funnier.

[@Darth_Rhidian]

I’m so glad there’s an uploaded video like this, I love the prison scene lol

[@flisko123]

thats cuz u writing dis from prison lol?

[@aravchauhan9186]

"U sure u not from the dc universe". 🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudy_wisdom4680]

9:20 has got to be the funniest part😂

[@johngallagher9151]

"Oh my God, I can hear you rummaging around in there." Hahaha

[@MetalX161]

Immediately starts playing MLG Soundtrack 10:25

[@THEkisserable]

give me a bow and arrow and am basically hawk eye 🤣🤣🤣 the writers of deadpool are 🔥

[@Xenorion]

8:41 Me every Time i see a new Gun at the Gun-Store where i work ^^ " I´ll call Shotgun on try it first ! "

[@OgreProgrammer]

Damn Cable is so cool.

[@zinitevioki9015]

Awesome movie it’s very funny

[@dickyalvino200]

Black... Wade fucking wilson

[@silly7eraph]

7:33 , thank me later

[@ShivamGupta-mb9vr]

Thanks

[@watergamer2235]

Terminator: who are you.. Deadpool: ugh I'm batman

[@sergiotorresaragon7673]

10:50 Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never!

[@llkingvonnotfrom63rd61]

"Thats got some zip"😂😂😂😂

[@Bartmanisnumber1]

Cable vs Deadpool is basically Jonah Hex vs Hal Jordan XD

[@nuclearglory0363]

Nobody : The body I threw at some shelves in dishonored : 7:39

[@tylerstanley1879]

"White wade wilson" gets me every time

[@dababy3703]

Imao “Who are you?” “Im batman.”

[@Horopter]

8:05 that, in spanish, literally means "I don't bargain motherplucker!"

[@finlandguy427]

8:07 Spanish to english translation: "Where's the library?"

[@kaismith7958]

Cable : hello Russell Doc oc : hello Peter

[@fnkjdsnvkldsfknadlsnfldsf8816]

This video is so cool...... and it’s 17 min long

[@the.abhiram.r]

this movie really shows how the world was becoming increasingly hostile to mutants leading to the events of DOFP. i feel like the DoDC is going to be the main anti mutant organization in the mcu

[@jordanelza8806]

0:22 Nice jokes, Wade. 3:46 I find it so interesting that his healing powers don’t get rid of the cancer, even when he regenerates his entire body. The healing powers only keep the cancer from progressing any further. As soon as his healing powers are disabled, his cancer is killing him just like before. I don’t know if Wolverine could regrow limbs. Regardless, Wolverine’s healing powers (although not as strong as THIS version of Deadpool) kept him at perfect health until they started to fail shortly before the time of “Logan” the movie.

[@Yao686]

5:36 My dude doesn't give a shit about helmets

[@pete8420]

"The gun doesn't have to make sense. he's from the future. just make it look cool."

[@anonymous_1966]

10:45