rocket roasting everyone for ten minutes straight

Hopefully this one works, if not, oh well.
Hope you’re all good and enjoy :”)
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[@chuncho1443]

Here after watching vol 3

[@killswitch278]

same

[@isaacsartisticdrawings]

Hits different once you've watched it.

[@ezarayhan3091]

same gahahahaha

[@angryfoxzd5233]

We now understand why rocket acts the way he dose. He hands down has the saddest back story of all the gardens.

[@GalaxyYT-]

fourth

[@nanashi6751]

I feel like Rocket and Deadpool would definitely get along

[@brianseagravesakabstar3204]

Hell yeah

[@mellochello921]

Funny that you say that cause they're friends in the comics

[@Qill_Rider]

They already did in the comics. Rocket and Deadpool team up is the best thing ever happen in the comics imo.

[@CrownRock1]

Rocket: "You're crazy as fuck and I love it, man!" DP: "Yeah, that's the spirit! Take advantage of that R rating!" Rocket: "The fuck?"

[@journalwithrach7611]

@@Qill_Rider dude I NEED the MCU to make that happen in a movie like NOW😭

[@haydenb123]

"Everybody's got dead people, it's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way." This truly hits different after seeing Rocket's backstory. Actually, his whole persona makes so much sense. Also that scene with Thor, "I lost the only family I ever had." SO that was twice losing everyone. Wow. Beautiful, MCU at it's best with GOG

[@khusyaiirie]

Not tryna be a nerd but it's supposed to be GOTG :D

[@haydenb123]

@@khusyaiirie yeah you're right :P

[@canoistercat]

bruh this just made me remember that most of the gotg members were taken by the blip except rocket and nebula. now i feel WAYYYY WAY WAY WAYYY more bad for him... (as if i didnt already when i saw vol 3)

[@FortunaR]

I like how the line sounds different after you watch volume 3 cus he could be saying "i lost the only family i ever had" referring to the guardians hence why he lists them, or he could be saying "i lost the only family i ever had" referring to Lyla and the others before listing the guardians he's also lost as additional people he lost, ORRR he could be saying "i lost the only family i ever had" referring to both groups before listing the guardians so as to specify them and to avoid mentioning or making people suspect the other half of his family that he lost

[@Amanda-cd6dm]

GOTG

[@Enk64]

I think the fact that Rocket was able to slap Thor... out of a panic attack... kinda demonstrates just how strong he really is.

[@christopherrumantono2384]

Spoiler alert: Yes, he did once torn High Evo’s face apart

[@wxhynzzz]

Dude, GOTG's member are non basic human power, each one of them are strong, even mantis got martial art skills.

[@sillyme2598]

that kinda reminds me of that one episode in regular show where rigby bought a prosthetic to beat everyone in arm wrestling

[@Trigger__Happy]

As if hurting someone would bring them out of a panic attack. I understand it's meant to be a joke, but I hate it when movies and TV shows turn real mental illness problems into something to be laughed at, I think it really sends the wrong message to young people watching who haven't dealt with that stuff and know no better. I still love these movies and characters regardless though. Edit: only point I’m trying to make is that I wish more modern movies would put RESPECTFUL depictions of mental illness in their movies instead of just making a joke out of it. If some people find that dark humor helpful to them, then great! I just think it’s difficult to find media which approaches the topic maturely.

[@Random_dud31]

@TriggerHappy To play devils advocate, it kinda makes sense why everyone in the MCU was harsh or made fun of Thor. In that universe, EVERYONE lost someone they deeply care about. Its kinda hard to help a person in depression when you are also fighting true it. Everyone in that world has a trama, so it kinda does make sense why its hard for anyone to help him

[@DLA3.]

"Everybody's got dead people" hits different now.

[@I-own-2-dogs-now92]

😢

[@martinmendieta5317]

That’s no excuse to kill everyone along 💔

[@martinmendieta5317]

@3:34

[@dylancole1910]

For sure 😢

[@Takaichi666-]

Definitely does

[@jkgabes]

“I lost the only family I ever had. Quil, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna” even when giving a serious talk, it’s never that serious 😄

[@SharkWolf-lz3ov]

That sentence from Rocket really deepens his characterization for Guardians 3. He might just die for the guardians as he saw them as his family to him. I hope I won't be the only one in the movie theater who cries.

[@BenjaPPZoe]

I'm highly intrigued by your profile picture

[@sug3863]

@@BenjaPPZoe I just noticed and now I am too I blame you 😂

[@trollerwtf]

He didn't mention gamora though

[@jkgabes]

@@trollerwtf It’s probably because he’s talking about the ones that could be brought back. She was sacrificed to get the soul stone, but the others were just a part of the snap.

[@gabrielacanto1771]

"you must be joking" "No I really heard they find you attractive." It gets me EVERY time

[@iz444]

they not lying gamora is so attractive

[@jculver1674]

Probably my favorite Rocket line, cracks me up every time.

[@rahulmascarenhas1370]

2:00

[@CrasherX2000]

The way he says it so casually bro

[@darchytp3304]

3:39 "I don't care if it's mean. Everybody's got dead people, it's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way" This hit on a whole new level after seen Vol. 3 ( T-T)

[@Endru85x]

Something that Scarlet Witch should listen to.

[@mrtoto9749]

God damn, the movie hit me harder than a freight train

[@starkeeper__]

@@Endru85x if I could pin this reply I would

[@okewittat]

@@Endru85x FR

[@nadie887]

@@jga5678 Yep I believe her character is really misunderstood. She's not in control of her powers, and when she is she got corrupted by the book. And for the most part she wasn't aware of anything she was doing. She doesn't make excuses to defend herself because she is never herself.

[@jaysanj152]

This feels weird yet mind opening and heart breaking to re watch this again after watching Vol3 That movie really explains why Rocket got a HUGE IQ for someone who's extremely angry and gets to be one who relates with people who lost everything. Only thing that's a shame is how the movie didn't show us he got to meet Groot after his escape.

[@rakfav____]

Marvel probably gonna do an series about rocket and Groot in the future

[@starkeeper__]

@@rakfav____ Thats my dream honestly

[@TricBrosStudios]

Actually doesn’t really explain his IQ. Just made clear that Evolutionary wanted his brain cuz he was smarter than him. Did it explain how?

[@jeyrey9835]

@@TricBrosStudioswell he was experimented and engineered to be intelligent. The reason the rocket is special is because he is creative/innovative. My theory of that would just be mutation.

[@viniciusgrosse1958]

​@Part-Time Student of Sword Noobs og groot is dead. The new one is his son, mate

[@von_Farr]

I love how rocket almost breaks out laughing when he asks for the leg.

[@Royal420Way]

Something we all noticed on second viewing.

[@SumitBara]

Yeah 😂

[@mushtaqahmed5870]

Canadian lad told me about that.

[@babybooon8811]

I noticed this like years later watching the film knowing who rocket is and I was like yep sounds like him and just started dying laughing when the actual it was a prank scene came up

[@kiidz760]

@@mushtaqahmed5870 hey another fan of the lad

[@realsanmer]

The PG-13 rating really _is_ holding Rocket back. Edit: folks please don't spoil Vol. 3, I haven't seen it yet

[@matthew8629]

Rocket in a rated R movie could make Thanos shit himself.

[@ohnobro1424]

It’s holding all of them back

[@thespectaculargamernerd8114]

The Guardians of the Galaxy game really holds him back. He swears a lot but their substituted for similar sounding words.

[@ohnobro1424]

@@thespectaculargamernerd8114 isn’t that how it is in the comics though?

[@EricLing64]

Then he would be great in the next Deadpool, but the rumor is they want GotG 3 to be an endpoint of a trilogy so not too certain if he'll be back. Well, a lot of things are unclear with Deadpool so honestly who knows what's going to happen. A lot of actors might jump in for cameos specifically because Deadpool may get to be R-rated in the MCU, and they get to do all sorts of meta jokes.

[@ethanbaker873]

Every scene hits differently after Guardians 3, you just know that under that tough guy routine, under all that sarcasm, he is the most caring, loving, and imaginative member of the entire group.

[@GuileTGTV]

also the smartest by a million lightyears

[@andrethegreatyt2]

Rocket: THAT IS TRUE Drax: He has no respect Also rocket: *THAT IS ALSO TRUE*

[@TheJetsetter]

He's an asshole but he's honest.

[@MrDeb-bh8gm]

Rocket be like,,i don't give a damn fuck about ur species,,

[@moveitstime]

😂😂😂

[@viswanathchilukuri3143]

Even Tony can't stand a chance to rocket's sarcasm

[@aidan4472]

Rocket raccoon: Tony Stark without the alien invasion arc

[@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins]

You got me in the first half.

[@SuperPuzzler]

Maybe not, but he's always got nicknames. *Calls over shoulder* AIN'T THAT RIGHT, RATCHET?

[@firdauszainudin7118]

@@SuperPuzzler Rocket : Boom

[@mr.x2567]

@@SuperPuzzler I swear that was a Ratchet and Clank reference

[@JaredRmz]

Gotta give props to Cooper for evolving from using his normal voice to giving rocket both an accent and a different tone throughout the series

[@curtiskretzer8898]

Yeah.He went w/imitating 1 of his neighbors

[@ThatGuy_1220]

1:09 He's escaped from 22 prisons so casually. No one had any idea that first one was the toughest and most emotionally damaging for him... 6:06 Holy shit, even him roasting Taserface was really deep when you consider how he thought up of his own name. They really had him pulling from his own horrible experiences throughout all his appearances.

[@stephencarrillo9022]

Damn, these are two very good points. Thanks for pointing them out.

[@dylancole1910]

And we didn’t even know how bad it actually was😞

[@humanityn.m2794]

​@@dylancole1910 yep

[@gracekim25]

Well…..😢

[@MrLight-yb8en]

For what he has been through in vol.3 he probabile would've been fine.

[@joeyfajardo8738]

The animators did SUCH a good job with his expressions. Everything is so believable

[@ghiggs8389]

Agreed. It's crazy now that you point it out, he never looks like a cartoon, always looks like an actual talking raccoon.

[@stuhff8169]

@@HuskyGamersUNITE he will gom down in history

[@ashirvadin]

That and also, Bradley Cooper's voice acting.

[@madtitan0825]

Something about his movement especially building stuffs is satisfying

[@dugowt9243]

No animators were needed. It's actually a trained raccoon.

[@mistypaws6158]

“We’re all standing up now…. A bunch of jackasses standing in a circle……” I always crack up. 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackCat-mi3pm]

Did you know that line wasn't even scripted? It was actually Sean Gunn improvising and they left it in.

[@fardinkhan00]

One of the funniest lines in the MCU

[@mistypaws6158]

@@BlackCat-mi3pm Oh really? That’s good to know. 😂😂😂😂

[@BlackCat-mi3pm]

@@mistypaws6158 my bad, I said Bradley Cooper but it was Sean Gunn who improvised it. (If you don't know, he wears a green suit and squats down and stands in place of where Rocket would be and acts out his parts.)

[@gemof_gems]

Same

[@fantasymajesty7833]

You know Rocket's good at roasting when he made Taserface's crew go from supporting the name to laughing at it.

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

I'm genuinely curious what was taserfaces second option for a scary name.

[@kylebicker7649]

​@@The_OwO_ShogunSCROTUM HAT!

[@AkyZura]

The most funny is that the french dub kept the name Taser-face, but it really sounds like "Taser-fesses", which can be translated into Taser-butt

[@drumverse9819]

even when tied up and surrounded by a thousand fearsome mercenaries that would kill him in a sec, and he disses the leader in his own turf respect

[@marquis911]

7:40 "Of course I care about the animals!" "And the people?" "... eh." Man, the way we find out why those are his priorities... 😢

[@canoistercat]

and here i thought he was just being sassy lmao....

[@Rotembab]

Damn I was looking for this comment

[@tracitherebel5929]

3:24 “Why would you want to save it?!” “Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it” Valid point😂

[@davidvasquez08]

Totally agreed 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheJetsetter]

​@Paradox He tells him that again in vol. 2. Also Quill was like 7 or 8 when he was abducted right? He was THAT much into art at that age that he knew who Jackson Polluk was and remembered it for all those years? AND Rocket knew enough about him to realize what it meant and thus made him say "you got issues"? Funny line, just a bit of a plot holey one.

[@niewesoa5299]

@@TheJetsetter Regarding Rocket, it might be partially *because* he has no idea who Pollock is. To him, Peter was just spouting complete gibberish, making him look even more crazy.

[@lauraw2526]

@@TheJetsetter I think Quill was supposed to be 10, though sometimes it seems like it was 8? There's a couple lines in the movies that really made me want to check and see how likely it was that an 8-10 year old of that time period in Missouri would know it... but it'd be a lot of work so ehhh.

[@GuukanKitsune]

@@TheJetsetter Canonically, Quill has gone back to Earth SEVERAL times, but he's become too used to being in galactic society and can't reacclimate to Earth life. Every once in a great while he tries again, but it only ever lasts a couple days before he gives up and goes back to the stars.

[@isaiahcasados4894]

I just wanna see Rocket try and steal Bucky’s arm

[@andispurpleelefants17]

I want to see him ACTUALLY steal buckys arm

[@rustynails2425]

|To go along with the leg he got in the prison? wonder if he is building a mechanical man on the side?

[@meowdyepaw]

Also Bucky: Try me.

[@RoTenken]

That would have been a big plus in Falcon and The Winter Soldier.

[@chilo2387]

that would be awesome!

[@daneyal7162]

Rocket in GOTG1: Saying to a baby "It's not cool to get help! walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!" Rocket in GOTG3: Helps all of his little, regular baby racoon cellmates to get out of their small prison, without saying a word, while carrying them all by himself. Man, I love this character, and he grew up so much!

[@myapologiesmissgurl5069]

I can’t believe that movie made me cry for an cgi raccoon. 💔

[@tarasdiary]

10:27 that part never fails to make me laugh, the look on tony's & bruce's face gets me all the time lmao

[@KapilKumar-lk1re]

He gave Stark a mild cardiac dysrhythmia right there. 😂

[@Honeykid-zz1hy]

I wish we saw what Tony said lmao

[@dylancole1910]

I actually forgot about that part 😂

[@megatronsfury8048]

Rocket is such a glorious character. He has that epic balance of insanity and honour to his friends. Even with all of his issues he still comes through every single time. Every scene he's in is perfect.

[@thearmadillo2154]

Now they came through for him!

[@ultracaik]

Extra points for being a raccoon

[@mars1670]

@@thearmadillo2154that movie made me SOB it was so good 😭

[@scottgammon247]

I feel like Rocket and Tony would get along really well being the sarcastic, weapon building geniuses they are

[@celiashen5490]

I have a feeling that they'll snipe at each other as much as at a shared target. Poor target gets taken out just as the entertainment starts.

[@scottgammon247]

@@celiashen5490 probably 😆

[@greengorilla6325]

Idk Tony can be at time condescending and we all know how much Rocket hates that

[@scottgammon247]

@@greengorilla6325 but then Rocket can be condescending too

[@dominickjustave3558]

No Tony is to much a known it all like rocket said your only smart on earth

[@Xerruy]

7:05 is the best because it's so badass. Taserface literally has Rocket strapped to a chair as a hostage, threathening his life, and Rocket just flat out refuses to stop roasting him

[@michalsoukup1021]

What is he gonna do to Rocket that HIgh Evolutionary hasnt done already?

[@youknowwhoyouare2269]

I bet you cuck for elon in a similar way @@michalsoukup1021

[@jaysanj152]

"I was Cybernetically Engineered to pilot this space craft" "You were Cybernetically Engineered to be a douche bag" Before Vol3 :- "Ngl he's probably right" After Watching Vol3 : "Ohhhh Quill...if only you'd knew :("

[@jakeedwards9002]

I love how rocket can disrespect people dead relatives and still make a great point

[@seenitalready]

No kidding

[@Piyestagram]

Groots gasp right after he says it has me weak 💀

[@moveitstime]

And Groot's reaction is gold!

[@exyoutubexl2805]

Yea and I love it too he do have a good point their

[@trevp5125]

It's not disrespect. Watch Guardians 3 to get it.

[@elmerfudd8656]

I normally dislike when big actors are cast in voice acting parts. But Bradley Cooper is pretty awesome.

[@brianthomas2434]

And Vin Diesel is not. It evens out.

[@Hpinat]

Why?

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Stallone was pretty good as King Shark.

[@elmerfudd8656]

@@Hpinat I'd just like to see more voice actors getting bigger roles, considering their talents. Generally when a big name actor is cast, it's due to their popularity at the time. There are definite exceptions to this.

[@abandonmarkspeare5213]

@@ChristianFrates1997 nothing can beat Rocket Raccon 😑

[@XxtheafterlifexX]

Yondu : “you like a professional asshole or what?” Rocket: *shrugs* “pretty much a pro” I never knew how hilarious that line was 😂😂

[@cornhub8823]

Rocket might be my favorite character in all of science fiction. He’s got a heartbreaking past, yet is a badass with a great sense of humor and morale.

[@skyllo]

Rocket squirming at the sight of Yondu’s teeth is hilarious. He didn’t have to say anything to be mean.

[@lokevoice]

If I remember right he wasn’t squirming at the teeth there, it was because groot was meant to get the keys and he knew that probably wasn’t going to go well

[@matthew8629]

Enjoy your 666 likes 😈

[@ii-wg4gx]

@@matthew8629 cringe

[@ii-wg4gx]

@@matthew8629 plus devil is stupid and cringe, not cool

[@matthew8629]

@@ii-wg4gx did I ask?

[@rickkyle5107]

Rocket is definitely the funniest character in the series.

[@Hafris33]

Pretty much a pro.

[@JohnSmith-yp2nt]

I've always laughed hardest at drax moments.

[@doomseeker]

they are all funny

[@alceratops6853]

Invisible Drax: "Am I a joke to you??" Rocket: "Yeah."

[@jeremyking5309]

Naa I think it is Thor

[@2ndeaster]

When you realized Rocket uses insult as a coping mechanism it hits harder. 3:34 Especially this part.

[@amphibianking4277]

9:47 “come here, right here” the ECHO on that slap, Rocket hit Thor hard as SHIT 😂

[@tim.a.k.mertens]

"one's blue!" gets me everytime, just the delivery and the look on his face, and then drax being like yes exactly

[@steveganfish7146]

The line delivery and look on his face in that scene might be my favorite scene in the entire MCU.

[@TiffanyDeVore]

I rewind and watch like 5 times before going through the rest of the movie!

[@sochietvan6924]

Rocket's face looks like he's so offended that Drax is that oblivious 😆

[@JShadow6661]

He looks mad af lol

[@ASTERv9797]

5:40

[@shandorunia]

The tazerface scene in the cinema was just epic.

[@sydhougland3649]

Ikr! My friends dad is actually best friends with the guy that play tazer face

[@sokolsych]

In russian translation he says shokerface

[@JS-kc1tm]

@@sokolsych well his face is truly shocking

[@savannahhague4989]

@@sydhougland3649 Really? I bet the guy has a hard time not laughing at the taserface scene.

[@diligentsun1154]

it's METAPHORICAL!!!

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Star-Lord: I’ve been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. Rocket: I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. That line means so much more after seeing Volume 3.

[@frizzleskillet]

3:34 parallels so well with the High Evolutionary after seeing Vol3. And it hits so much harder after seeing his story. He really did just lock everything away and bury with false apathy.

[@WightEyes]

"Its like a little puppy" Rocket enjoyed every moment of shattering everyone's realities

[@matthew8629]

And morals

[@Fredilion]

The rabbit is savage and funny at the same time

[@matthewpieterrice2854]

Um it a racoon

[@Fredilion]

@@matthewpieterrice2854 yeah no shit

[@amazingfireboy1848]

@@matthewpieterrice2854 r/wooooooooooosh

[@dtxspeaks268]

@@matthewpieterrice2854 no, it's a raboon

[@creativename5724]

@@matthewpieterrice2854 someone hasn't been paying attention... I mean you by the way.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Quill: You put a turd in my bed I'll shave you. Rocket: Oh, it won't be my turd. It will be Drax'! Drax: _Howls with laughter_

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Drax: I have famously huge turds!

[@funtimerobin12]

Just imagining that scene in my head makes me die 🤣☠️

[@funtimerobin12]

@@darthmeticulous6901Gamora: We’re about to die and this is what we’re discussing?

[@sarwoedi85]

Now i know why Rocket always want to get some inmate’s phrostetic leg, some ravager’s robotic eyes, and Bucky’s robotic arm……it reminds him of his old friend from Batch 89

[@AlastorNahIdWinRadioDemon]

I think "You've got issues Quill." Is the biggest roast because that one sounded like genuine concern within a roast. When someone like Rocket actually sounds somewhat concerned, especially talking like early series Rocket, you know you just fucked up.

[@MarioCindric]

It's like when Evelyn Harper told Charlie to Seek Help.

[@SonGoku31213]

Yup😂

[@WeirdTale]

I mean he is not even wrong.

[@stillwatersrundeep001]

Bradley Cooper deserves to have an acting award for "Best voice actor nobody knew played the role because they never made appearances promoting the film or mentioned it in interviews" created just for him and Rocket.

[@canoistercat]

i agree. hes so underrated. Groot's voice actors gets more recognition, when all they say is one line. (im not complaining, just saying Bradley deserves more recognition for voicing Rocket)

[@veggiewillymass]

@@canoistercat Groot is only voiced by Vin Diesel

[@TheOne-dn9mr]

I thought this was true but he was there at the first gotg movie premiere.

[@veggiewillymass]

@@TheOne-dn9mr He also has done interviews about Rocket and they give pretty interesting insight into how he created the characters voice and other bts stuff

[@shadehalo2305]

10:28 he didn't have to, but he took the opportunity and I love it so much, makes me laugh everytime 😂

[@noahj1065]

His laugh after it too😂

[@NessaH]

“Who you kidding Quill, you’re one sandwich away from fat” always kills me

[@hayfrand5094]

To this day I’m still disappointed that there wasn’t a scene where Rocket met a real raccoon on earth. [Edit] Just got home from the theaters 🙂

[@randomvideoschuba7263]

That would be epic..

[@zakatak6663]

there's a third guardians coming out, so there's still hope

[@testla3383]

Or Flerken

[@take_another_trip]

@@zakatak6663 when?

[@Montesama314]

"Hey, babe, how you do--HOLY CRAP"

[@TheTrueJayMacc]

I always felt that Rocket’s moment with Thor and his mother was actually one of the better and more serious moments as far as his character goes.

[@matthew8629]

Agreed

[@danielpedroesser5453]

You remember that one scene in gotg ii where him and Yondu have that talk. How they're basically the same. Yondu literally tears his external walls down, revealing who Rocket is deep down for the first time ever. Yondu seems to be hostile at first, but he understands Rocket. He sympathizes with Rocket. He knows Rocket. Because he is Rocket. "I know who you are boy, because you're me." Such a beautifully written, emotional scene.

[@TheJetsetter]

@@danielpedroesser5453 and yet he always calls him "rat". The disrespect...

[@seenitalready]

@@TheJetsetter It isn’t disrespect once you know why he’s like that

[@bloodocean8389]

There's also the moments where Rocket was sad adult Groot died saving him and Rocket regretted calling Groot an idiot. There's also the moment where Rocket and Yondu team up and take over the ship in gotg 2.

[@shonokrohan9145]

Rocket slapping the god of thunder when he was having a panic attack is a comedy gold, so underrated 9:45

[@dylancole1910]

His emotional pep talk with Thor got me unexpectedly. After knowing that the Guardians were all he had after losing his cage friends.. it’s just so touching. Tough love for sure but you can tell he really cares, about everyone. I would love for Rocket and Thor to see each other again, they had really good chemistry.

[@_Cohuna]

7:25 that is the most expressive face I've ever seen Rocket do.

[@caiuscosades1791]

And it's fucking hysterical

[@novastar6229]

He’s like “awww fuck”

[@dylancole1910]

Rocket: 😬

[@zerankarrion]

​@@dylancole1910 😶😐🤨😐😩

[@TheGreatCalsby]

Rocket is my absolute favourite character. So underappreciated and mocked just because he's small, yet he's come the furthest, survived the worst, and has so much personality

[@canoistercat]

Vol 3 proves this 😭

[@iz444]

Aand the smartest

[@ahhmm5381]

@@canoistercat Eh, Nebula had her eye yanked from her head by Thanos. Is there really anything that can compare?

[@adriangalvez7549]

​@@ahhmm5381 i dont want to spoil anything but she literally said what was done to Rocket was worst that what Thanos did to her

[@ahhmm5381]

@@adriangalvez7549 I know, but she is wrong. Characters can be irrational when they see those they love getting hurt

[@josefevepacigado8748]

"I've escaped 22 prison" Guess where's the first one.

[@rounak.mahato]

Damnnnn 😮

[@v10fc92]

Oh shit 😮

[@fuchsiablossom]

Damn i mean I didn’t realise that

[@canoistercat]

3:35 i honestly dont really get why people thought he was being an ahole when he said that before vol 3 came out. i agreed with that statement from the start and it just shows how much he actually cares for the guardians. plus he's right, just cause someone went through trauma doesnt mean they have to or can put others through it too.

[@exoticbenedict3565]

“Rocket roasting people for 10 minutes strait.” More like “Rocket being my favorite character for 10 minutes strait.”

[@tautau1a]

Epic plot twist: Rocket's not straight.

[@exoticbenedict3565]

@@tautau1a Lol and I never spell straight right as you see 🥲

[@airwaters]

@@tautau1a He's not straight, cuz he's STRAIT

[@brianbrandao7768]

straight* straight*

[@drawlover3807]

In my case, Is "Rocket being my comfort character for 10 minutes straight"

[@gregorykiernan7849]

Only Rocket is strong enough to slap Thor if the face and make him hurt!

[@ham1847]

It was more emotinally

[@user-pi1lb4tf2f]

He also trash talked captain marvel

[@michaelmoss5340]

Best scene in the entire franchise. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I about died laughing.

[@jwroot]

This hit's INCREDIBLY different after seeing GotG Vol 3. I will never see Rocket the same way I saw him all those years ago again.

[@jesuschrist3284]

3:43 this lines now gets deeper and deeper, without a doubt rocket is brilliantly written

[@plasmatic3223]

1:53 I like how you can hear his voice break slightly when he says "leg" as if trying not to laugh

[@jennifercoveydavis4552]

Rockets sense of humor is coming from the pain in his heart. He know he has to stay strong for the ones he cares for. Plus hes truthful & hilarious

[@jejenner123]

after watching GOTG3, "coming from the pain in his heart" is a massive understatement. Dude went from hell

[@justinchalifoux4424]

IM REWATCHING EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING HE GOES THROUGH MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE 😭 Best character in the mcu, hands down

[@petratyraanderson]

That is very much an understatement

[@ElectricBlaze164]

This comment section has become a group for people traumatized by GotG 3. That's a good thing.

[@ElectricBlaze164]

@@jejenner123 dang right.

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

3:39 Suddenly this moment hits really hard having seen the third film...and understanding all Rocket's gone through and lost.😢

[@chloevidrio649]

3:00 always had me in tears and idk why i thought it was the funniest moment in the whole show. literally made me die for like no reason at all

[@JenniferKokoski]

Fact that the animators replicated the crazy handshake of The Collector that made this the extra mile of mockery. I loved it too

[@pbj4142]

It’s cause he copied the collectors little hand thing when he was fangirling over the stone

[@affansyed5009]

"You smiled..., And for a sec i had a warm feeling then it was ruined by those disgusting as* teeth" get me everytime 😂😂🤙🏻😂

[@dylancastanon255]

"You like a professional assh*le or what?"

[@vasilikieleftheriachannel7732]

Me too, I’m dead 😂 😂😂

[@itrashcant7947]

I was so caught off-guard when that happened 😂 I couldn't stop laughing in the theaters

[@thewhat6219]

3:02 it always kills me when he imitates the collector's hand movement.

[@MyMathex]

Same here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@curtiskretzer8898]

That💩was the best!

[@cobaltprime9467]

I really think a Deadpool and Rocket team up would be the funniest thing ever

[@theadventurer2628]

"TAZER FACE!" Never has a line been spoken with such conviction yet gets laughed at whenever someone hears it. Gold

[@carsonic21]

So, Rocket wanted a prosthetic arm, a prosthetic leg, and batteries… HE’S BUILDING SOMETHING!

[@ShazzledWolf32]

Dude kinda has a fascination for body parts

[@AmitM_15]

After Vol.3 it's clear that he wanted those prosthetics becoz it reminded of his friends

[@FrogFriend3379]

@@AmitM_15 pain.

[@severainn1574]

you forgot that he kept a prosthetic eye on him and gave it to thor. he definitely has some sort of fascination for prosthetics...

[@WeirdTale]

I mean. He gets them because they remind him of his friends. But I never will put it past him to make himself an exosuit with rocket launchers and two additional arms.

[@annahenrietta9517]

I want a separate movie with Rocket and Groot during their bounty hunter days, or maybe a series. That'd be frickin awesome, not to mention 90% cgi. 😂

[@springheartedtiger]

There is a short series of Rocket and Groot Rocket and Groot Shorts

[@MarkSailo]

@@springheartedtiger 😴😂😂😂

[@Innomen]

Good lord that's absolute genius.

[@SpFlash1523]

"Rocket n' Groot: Bounty Hunters"

[@katsukibakugo5008]

In volume three it's suppose to be about rocket and Groot

[@maddenyip4153]

1:42 “or more accurately we go through you!” Legendary

[@Dv-lv5vh]

Coming back here after watching Vol 3 and emotionally broken. He has such a sad past..he deserves the world.

[@DarkMegaPlague]

the galaxy

[@bellaisinhere]

“oh booo hooo hooooo my wife and child are dead” 🤣 now that’s my type of humor

[@crazyoliver7877]

I'd love to see Rocket celebrating Christmas or Thanksgiving with his group on earth. While they are eating a murder happens next door and the whole family is outside crying, in shock. Rocket tells them "HEY WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP? WE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY OUR MEAL, INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLES"! His group looks at him in shock without saying a word and Rocket says "Can you believe these people"?

[@gemayescasaleman8350]

@@crazyoliver7877 Marvel atm: write that down write that down

[@oneleaf6884]

Just inches away from getting KO'd 🤣

[@charliekeene2003]

Probably a good thing Punisher wasn't around to hear him say that. Lol

[@tylercrissman847]

@@charliekeene2003 He would have no reason to say it to punisher. Drax was consumed by the rage and dragging everyone he knew along for a suicide run. Frank Castle was focused by his rage, and put a load of planning and consideration into his revenge. Castle has his moments where he goes full Drax when plans fail, but for the most part he's measured and precise. Drax needed a wake-up so he would start acting like a team member

[@Megandalil]

“Why would you want to save the galaxy?” “Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!” Such an underrated line

[@michaeldaniels642]

And a very valid point

[@imnotakingimnotagodiam..ab9455]

3:35 Man after Volume 3 this hits so different

[@Darkdreams79]

After watching part 3, now it makes sense why rocket is so protective of groot.

[@ioiwut4874]

"So, like, are you a professional asshole, or what?" wish i could use that line some day but odds are it'll get used on me

[@Arwyn76]

I've used that before it was ever made hilarious by Rockett

[@ioiwut4874]

not sure how i feel about all the "likes" on my comment :/

[@hollyninjaaa]

The likes are only there because we can all relate 😂

[@Burningsteel]

You cant have it both ways m8 XD

[@matthew8629]

"Pretty much a pro"

[@DarkAngel-oq5ox]

08:00 Quill: I'm muscular Rocket: who ya kidding Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat 🤣😂

[@tysonly5475]

When you realize Rocket is the most normal and relatable character

[@jessicajennings9148]

“You shouldn’t talk that way to your captain, Quill.” It seemed like just a funny joke at the time but it was actually foreshadowing. 🤯

[@benl.4577]

Watching this makes Rocket's journey as a hero really noble and cool in retrospect, even though he's a professional asshole. I'm 100% convinced that he should be the captain of the Guardians, not Quill nor Thor. He's the most mature and level headed at the end of endgame.

[@kennethsatria6607]

Yeah but does he actually want that though? In all iterations he seems comfortable just being there as the resident genius and tech expert free to do his own thing. I can kinda relate being second in command is usually less pressure and you have the leader as your shield you support from the back if things go bad.

[@benl.4577]

@@kennethsatria6607 That's a great input honestly, and I hadn't thought of that. He may be the most qualified, but if he's not willing, he still wouldn't be an effective leader. I guess Quill still has to prove his competence if he wants to be the captain again.

[@bluebubble229]

Quill is still the captain though.

[@youtubussy]

@@bluebubble229 OF COURSE... ofcourse...

[@Artryom]

@@benl.4577 It’s genuinely funny if you think the sarcastic, trigger happy, brash and arrogant, puny and tech-unstable genetically experimented space thieving rodent who’s only mind is mostly on making cash and creating dangerous destructive weapons even by the end of his journey is the most qualified to lead a group of space heroes… But then again, you’re the guy who decided to name himself “Ben L.” And too lazy to get a pfp… So, whatever then…

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

I like how 3:29 and 9:47 parallels to each other. In the first one Rocket has no idea what Drax has been through, but in the second scene he understands why it’s so hard for Thor to get it together. In both of the scenes Rocket is trying to teach them a lesson even if he can come off as harsh sometimes.

[@marielosvindas1247]

This comment aged pretty bad

[@salmascreativitypen4489]

@@marielosvindas1247 Because of what happened in the third movie? I know this comment I made is from way before it came out.

[@hoh3336]

I think he's been through worse lmao🤣🤣

[@marielosvindas1247]

@@salmascreativitypen4489 i mean, yeah, because Rocket probably know’s perfectly How Drax feel’s, because.. Well, Lyla, Floor and Tooth’s (? Are ded

[@Rai0h]

"Everybodys Got Dead People" After Vol 3, that line hits even harder than before... :(

[@SONICgokuverine]

“You’re only a genius on earth, pal.” is my favorite because it’s mostly true.

[@bruces5788]

🤣🤣🤣"You're gonna get another haircut?" This line kills me every time. I really feel like Rocket, Iron Man Deadpool and Spider-Man would be amazing in one movie. Professional idiots

[@LLUstgBtl272]

more like professional one-line-roaster

[@rimasaffiatuturay2925]

😂😂😂😂

[@GuyFromJupiter]

Professional idiot geniuses (well, maybe not Deadpool)

[@danielpedroesser5453]

You remember that one scene in gotg ii where him and Yondu have that talk. How they're basically the same. Yondu literally tears his external walls down, revealing who Rocket is deep down for the first time ever. Yondu seems to be hostile at first, but he understands Rocket. He sympathizes with Rocket. He knows Rocket. Because he is Rocket. "I know who you are boy, because you're me." Such a beautifully written, underrated, emotional scene.

[@arturocastroverde3349]

GOTG 2 is such a underrated, well written and beautiful sequel

[@curtiskretzer8898]

Ýondu is a spaceneck

[@maureenmclaughlin1210]

I love Rocket....he is so sarcastically disrespectful, but he really cares.

[@thatguy1507]

3:39 That hits a lot differently after watching the third movie.

[@jethrobryanandrada1966]

"the chick with the antenna" I DIED

[@indi_kpop_4eva]

Yeah me too rocket is one of the funniest MCU character

[@MrDeb-bh8gm]

He's dosn't even care what would the person infront of him feel he's just straight what i feel you'll be informed don't u worry pal

[@TheShadowless]

3:11 is the most human reaction rocket has ever had 😂

[@colbywarren7527]

8:54 Rocket always reminded me of Ratchet from Ratchet and Clank and hearing Tony call him Ratchet made me so happy

[@graphic9876]

MCU really did a good job with Rocket. Giving such a big personality to such a small person just strikes the right balance in his character

[@kay_bgeneral1096]

Rocked - "whose the fancy brod" Thor -" that's my mother "😂

[@aymuhspunj]

Broad*

[@settratheimperishable4093]

Lemme translate rq Rocket - "who's the fancy broad" Thor - "that's my mother" (this one was actually correct)

[@partyinmypocket]

broad*

[@Person7503]

"Rocked" ???

[@jcb3393]

The "BOOM" after handling the infinity stones was just perfect A-holery from Rocket. Tony's face after that is priceless.

[@silverezno3261]

I didnt realize how plenty interactions Rocket had with the Avengers. I think he was the one who had the most scenes with them among all the Guardians. Russo must have enjoyed making scenes with him. Such a good character. This all feels heavy after seeing GotG 3 because he was the MVP there.

[@muhammadfaishalrachman2482]

"Everybody's got dead people", yup after Lylla, Teefs, and Floor😢😢😢😢

[@WilfriedAnonymo]

Love the reframe from Rocky "You must be joking?" "No, I really heard they find you attractive." :') So subtle, but so powerful.

[@Scimitars-in-sandstone]

It kills me every time 😂

[@ChristianFrates1997]

I could see why James Gunn said that Rocket is the heart of the team.

[@Someone-yd3yt]

9:00 I love Rocket treating him like a puppy

[@koushikraja331]

7:43 part 3 puts this into context as to why he really cares about people the least and more about the animals.