Venom being STUPIDLY FUNNY for 4 minutes straight

[@GreenStreamDev]

3:02 Venom: "apologize!!" Eddie: "No" Venom: (proceeds to destroy my eardrums) "APOLOGIZE"

[@Ben_In_Black]

Shouldn't have called him a parasite 😤

[@oksanakostrikov6897]

@@Ben_In_Black Fr venom is a best friend for live not a parasite

[@keyztroke]

@@oksanakostrikov6897 he isnt a parasite but i think his relationship with it's host is parasitism/mutualism

[@MONkV4]

Said venom nicely

[@GreenStreamDev]

@@keyztroke does venom harm eddie in any way? if not, then it should not be called a parasitic relationship, but rather a symbiotic relationship between the two symbionts. i really don't remember much about the movie haha.

[@Black_Thunder514]

“Thank you, one person” 😭😭💀💀

[@AIDENPRODUCTIONSBABY]

"i love you too random citizen"

[@torrestoyfun4235]

“You’re breathtaking!”

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

"Thank you. So are you!"​@@torrestoyfun4235

[@mayacitymation4372]

"Love you too, rando" (Chelsea from Ruby Gilman Dreamworks movie, also did that reference from Megamind)

[@yizharabraham6190]

His best quote

[@Sombro56]

The last words Cletus heard before he died: “FUCK THIS GUY”

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

That scene sucks

[@demonickaiju7020]

@@thegreatacolyt1277 no

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

@@demonickaiju7020 yes

[@demonickaiju7020]

@@thegreatacolyt1277 no

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

@@demonickaiju7020 yes

[@someguywithasword438]

I love Sony's version of Venom so much. They're not trying to do anything subversive or new, or trying to be deep. They're simply adapting his goofy side, which has always been present.

[@lightborn9071]

A sociopath mixed with Deadpool, wich also is extremely accurate to the comics.

[@someguywithasword438]

@@lightborn9071 precisely, especially during the "Lethal Protector" comic run. "Correct, madam."

[@N3ro72]

@@someguywithasword438 dude I literally downloaded that reaction picture a few days ago😂

[@ScorchtheHawk]

“Correct, madam”

[@erickchristensen746]

@@lightborn9071 Deadpool did have the venom suit before Spidy after all

[@Doodle2421.]

3:43 *Eddie having a hard time.* Venom: Jump.

[@rexmaster8190]

"P O O S I"

[@dima_briefel]

pusi

[@YousefAli-ui2wm]

Poosee

[@WONGKHAIHONGMoe]

Bing be like:

[@Hmm-nq7jm]

Me: "how do I get down from a tall building " Google:take the elevator Yahoo:take the stairs Bing: "Jump"

[@cusauniverse]

* Eddie typing* venom: “food!”

[@groovydudewithdumbintentions]

of course he types that and says food.

[@voldartthesorcerer9490]

"Ketsup" fucking sprays it everywhere

[@FathiZaynMuhamad]

i thought he said fuhh

[@isabellarobinson6082]

@@voldartthesorcerer9490 with a fart sound effect 💀

[@venomfan2020]

He's like a spambot in that moment 💀

[@DaCanadian]

0:56 Marriage trouble?! Already!? 💀💀💀

[@Godzilla30125]

That’s had me laughing for a good three minutes 🤣🤣

[@ceskejshadow4526]

His face makes it even better🤣

[@Jonzerker15]

classic father and son moment

[@lorddumb21]

"I told you that you weren't right for each other!"

[@samdorn5790]

WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP SEEING THIS COMMENT WHEN THE CLIP COMES UP

[@khamaralisyed9087]

Venom: 3:24 (being a menace) I am going to make you cry,she will love it💀,Cry! Cry!💀💀💀 Eddie:😭😭😭😭😭(emotional damage)

[@oksanakostrikov6897]

Venom is that one friend that enjoys your suffering 😂😂

[@khamaralisyed9087]

@@oksanakostrikov6897 soooo true!💀😂

[@Friendlyteddy5]

My favorite scene

[@YduckGametime]

“Cry😈, cry😈”

[@Lazilyenergetic]

3:49 bro really said ''P O O S I''

[@Shattered9999]

P O O S I

[@Ccelix]

IM CRYING THAT WAS SO RANDOM

[@Shattered9999]

@@Ccelix P O O S I (It is 2:04 AM for me, I really need to sleep lol)

[@Ccelix]

@@Shattered9999 oof-

[@Shattered9999]

@@Ccelix I can’t sleep💀

[@THawkMedia]

"Look at all these weirdos! My kind of people!"

[@spideystark-zu1ri]

i can also relate

[@JamesLakin-lk6fj]

@@THawkMedia just an absolute mood line

[@Clover_Xelukarlanth]

me

[@Alison_Morningstar]

@@JamesLakin-lk6fj Same tho

[@nickbuckley4371]

Me with my looser friends would not want anyone else in the world

[@BarryWarner-m9x]

"i'm going to make you cry now, she will love it." "cry" "cry..."

[@bluejayplays7308]

3:45 my intrusive thoughts when I’m near a bridge.

[@shadowslime3640]

Venom in these movies is just an intrusive thought given flesh.

[@erickchristensen746]

*"Pussy..."*

[@arighostea]

3:49 when I don't listen to my intrusive thoughts and it's disappointed

[@infinitemug6203]

Venom is really Homelander fr

[@fiftybakedpotatoes]

make sure not to let those thoughts win 👍

[@elliotdunmore7184]

No one is going to talk about the Minecraft sheep sound

[@quiara_playz9296]

This? Wait is it 0:36

[@MrEggz16]

We dont talk about it

[@Somepieceofbread]

We don’t talk about that sound effect

[@elliotdunmore7184]

Edit: holy crap I did not know this comment is going to get this many likes

[@rb4632]

I didn't even realize that

[@Sgt_Sympher_Surfer]

0:15 Venom: “I will use it for BOWLING!” 🤩 He sounded so excited 😭

[@Bashbanner5497]

@@Sgt_Sympher_Surfer He really did. Sounded like my little brother when we go bowling with him.

[@cleverusername9369]

Loved Venom's delivery of "BAD GUY!!" right before

[@adi0s.amig0s]

3:25 "I'm going to make you cry, Eddie. She will love it. Cry... cryyyy..."

[@Alphastrikerclass2000_editz]

0:10 This is the first time I've heard venom swear 😂🤣

[@gachamukadi]

He swore before

[@giyuutomioka6974]

Pretty sure it's because of the F-bomb. PG-13 movies allow 1 F-bomb. 2 if you're lucky. Eddie Brock had it in venom 1. Venom said it in venom 2.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I like to think he only just learned what the word meant and wanted to find somewhere to use it

[@The_Ultimate_Agent]

He did swear in the first movie.

[@yailineruiz9363]

Eddie: typing Venom: fuck this guy

[@space0for0name]

I love how in both movies the venom says "yes we will die" before the final fight and then ends up destroying the enemy. They don't know how strong they are together. Friends, life is beautiful, you can remember a random comment you made and then you find out that this was your most liked comment in a random morning. Thank you everyone.👍

[@N3ro72]

to be fair Eddie almost LITERALLY died in the first movie

[@Lynova0]

yooo congrats on 1k likes (1000th like was definitely not me)

[@Yuiichiiro]

Because venom knows each descendant is mighter than the previous one.

[@orppranator5230]

@@space0for0name No, that is just lazy writing to pander to a dumb audience.

[@fenorlex1126]

​@@orppranator5230 I'll assume you have a problem with the movies.

[@samtheclayman5962]

Venom: Apologize! Eddie: No. Venom A P O L O G I Z E !!!! 3:01

[@notmechaprototype4173]

Q?

[@Mr.Mursel]

This got me dead 😭

[@prototype1_3ch0]

When I watched it in theaters for the first time, the number of people who just burst out laughing when Venom called Eddie a pussy for not jumping out the window was at least 80% of the audience.

[@akilcharles3473]

Same😂

[@Bashbanner5497]

​@@akilcharles3473Same, dude is just way to funny, and tbh sounds like that one friend who calls you out for being a poosi when facing a boss or a army of enemies.

[@Beckzyy]

“Jump!” “Pussy”. Had me ROLLING in theatres

[@khalanierange4916]

I know right venom is teasing him😂

[@voldartthesorcerer9490]

Dude Venom's reaction to Cleatus being trying to get sympathy from Eddie was priceless

[@EmoElChemo]

bro's the embodiment of intrusive thoughts

[@KENSHIROez3260]

Literally the physical one

[@aspecreviews]

The Chaos Collective...

[@lampshade8051]

Honestly, This version of venom, i would LOVE to see a cross over where This venom and eddie team up with Andrew Garfeild's spider man, i feel like the Duo would just Click :D

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

With how goofy Venom is in these movies if he did have a team up movie with Andrew Garfeild's Spider-man I bet there interactions would be like Spider-man and Venom from the Spider-man (2000) video game for the PS1

[@czslendy9646]

Eddie, Venom and Deadpool crossover would be awesome asf :D

[@KYSNEOVV]

@czslendy9646 more like annoying asf

[@KENSHIROez3260]

@@czslendy9646 This will be too crazy

[@czslendy9646]

@@KENSHIROez3260 Indeed.

[@SuperDK64]

I remember i was in like 3rd-4th grade and the Venom trailer released and EVERYONE was just saying “like a turd, in the wind” like NON-STOP lol 😂

[@WDCrazyTruth]

Lucky you, I am the only one who kept saying the lines from the trailer nonstop in my school

[@leek.3671]

Omg I remember that 😂

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

That's so mature

[@SuperDK64]

@@thegreatacolyt1277 It was 3rd grade dude, what do you expect? 😂

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

@@SuperDK64 I guess

[@deathistheGOAT]

"Marriage trouble??! Already!?" Bloody love this version of Venom 😂

[@edgarabangan4694]

3:45 J U M P *Takes the elevator* P O S S I I I I...

[@hellfire4358]

eddie: thats the spirit venom: i mean we we are goin to die💀

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

Venom: “I am going to make you cry now Eddie, she will love it-“ Me: * almost actually crying from laughing so hard- *

[@Waffleinatorreal]

3:32: “TIME TO DIE” 🗣️🔥🔥 “THAT’S THE SPIRIT”💪 “I mean us… 😥 WE ARE GOING TO DIE” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ArchleParchle]

“MARRIAGE TROUBLE, ALREADY?” *venom magically becomes a marriage counsellor*

[@Angelfying]

Bro the bass boosted *"APOLOGI-"* 😂😂💀💀

[@ToodalooYT]

*FOOD*

[@gaussman1855]

Bruh, the ketchup part had me in stitches! I was NOT expecting the fart sound! 🤣

[@Fuzzball_gaming]

3:40 my favourite part of the whole movie 😂

[@Edwin_Sins]

3:12 “I’m going to make you cry now Eddie *SHE WILL LOVE IT*”

[@N1gh71ng4l3]

3:45 HAD ME WHEEZING

[@YousefAli-ui2wm]

3:48

[@PaperBagEntertainment]

jump

[@thejarredhog3936]

@@PaperBagEntertainment I thought he said "dump."

[@Nichirin23-wh5uq]

“THAT IS A RED ONE!”

[@axeldude7051]

“We should leave! *immediately.* ”

[@Hellscape0]

"Anne will get over it! We never liked her anyways!"

[@Scar-Predator]

"Brock's like you?" "Not for long. Eddie! Yoo-hoo!" "I'll be right with you."

[@dima_briefel]

3:50 dik dik dik dik FOOD dik dik dik FOOD dik dik dik FOOD dik FOOD dik FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDA

[@kelvinli340]

FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOOOOOOD FOOD

[@tonymata8070]

OH MY GOD! 🤣💀

[@nikolaspapanagnou2723]

God damnit fine!

[@bloxygaming6129]

DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK DIK

[@Scar-Predator]

Eddie: _having emotional talk_ Venom: Cry, cry, cry…

[@the-insomniac323]

"im going to make a cry now eddy, she will love IT, cry, cry"

[@TheMerchan]

2:05 That's so true 😂😂😂.

[@fiftybakedpotatoes]

0:36 THE FUCKING MINECRAFT SHEEP SOUND EFFECT IS SOMTHING I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR 😆 also side note I love how venom is called a parasite a lot but he's more like stomach bacteria, its a symbiotic relationship, a parasite is a relationship between to organisms, not a type of organism.

[@Robster23]

0:15 I WILL USE IT FOR BOWLING!!!

[@therealmarvelousedits]

3:14 is a cinematic masterpiece

[@kingparker42]

3:50 - 4:02 my favorite scene out of all of this

[@parkmojo6168]

3:05 *My kind of people* 😂

[@MrDespresso17]

This is the reason why i love the idea of characters having a voice in their heads (through a spirit being in their body, through a bio-entity being in their body, etc). I mean you can debate that i'm just lonely but man, imagine having a person that can both kick ass and a personality that just gives off "yeah we may get off the wrong foot but we can so be best friends" energy. And they live in a place where you can have both of that on demand.

[@justaguy.literallyjustaguy]

"YOU. Do not deserve. NICE THINGS." ✨ iconic ✨

[@LeonardoKlotz]

1st movie: Written by Kelly Marcel 2nd movie: Written and produced by Kelly Marcel 3rd movie: Written, produced, and directed by Kelly Marcel Kelly Marcel wrote the first 50 SHADES OF GREY movie

[@fungicide9244]

That actually explains so much

[@Lazilyenergetic]

wait what? FR??

[@LeonardoKlotz]

@@Lazilyenergetic I blame Avi Arad

[@andromeda_va39]

OH MY GOODNESS

[@イクバル-n2r]

4:08 ketchup!!!

[@BrickMotion.Videos]

*PFFFFFFFT*

[@undercookedtoast1479]

KATSUP BLAST!!!!!

[@YousefAli-ui2wm]

Ketsup

[@tonymata8070]

*YUMMY!!*

[@CrimsonHellreaver265]

That sound effect made me wheeze so hard 😂😂😂

[@Scarly_dascarl]

Venom is literally the definition of your intrusive thoughts especially when venom said “Jump”

[@MO7ORMAS7ER]

3:34 😂😂😂😂 the doom music when he started running

[@ggnoremislya]

that's not doom music

[@BaryonyxA239]

The base boosted *A P O L O G I Z E* Killed me 😂

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

Honestly, Venom has to be my favourite Marvel movie just for the pure comedy

[@Moonlight0_2]

2:22 Venom: "Do you feel me?" never expected that bro loolll

[@levizilla-rf1pm]

venom in everything: menacing villain venom in movie trilogy: shitposter

[@ToxicCroak1]

3:35 “i mean us we are going to die” “proceeds to run at him”

[@thesoulcollector-r1u]

"that is a red one" MADE ME DIE TO NEXT TUESDAY XDD

[@goobertoober100]

0:29 OH SHIT A RED ONE

[@MuhammadAdam-yw3zo]

"marriege trouble,already?"got me😂

[@AlexanderDraws5064]

1:10 “Marriage trouble? Already?”

[@gachamukadi]

0:09 My favourite moment

[@Heraldo_Del_Mar]

"That was going to be us, Eddie! I ,for one, will not be inconsolable if Dan were to fall into traffic and lose his head, and feet, and all of his teeth!!" 😂

[@PlebNC]

Ok, this Venom needs to join the MCU if only just to have a conversation with Drakk.

[@zemaralucious]

3:26 "I'm going to make you cry now...CRY👹"😭😭

[@TrollfacekingOffical]

3:14 Venom: apologize! Eddie: no. Venom: A P O L O G I-

[@Shadow_M00N-o2r]

2:42 YOU, do not deserve....nice things

[@JYang0602]

People can hate these movies all they want, atleast they’re entertaining and fun and are aware of the absurdity

[@wendymarielafogg9924]

@JYang0602 Are you kidding me?? These movies are great, freaking awesome!!! Anyone who doesn't like these Venom movies has no sense of humor or any imagination, man. I LOVE VENOM!!!

[@Boringguy0001]

3:15 APOLOGIZE

[@dima_briefel]

-no -Å̸̡̭̤̘̂P̷̧͉̬͕̟̟͕̞̑̃̌͊̄́̈́Ơ̷̳̭̮̏L̷̼̻̟͕̋̂͛Ỏ̴͇͕̰̇͆̒G̷̮̰͎̤̠̤̭͙̈́́̆̊́͐͠Ḯ̶̖͇̻̼̞͕̯͉̅̅͋̌́͝͠Z̸̞̗̳̣̑E̵̫͉͚͒̃̃̿̎̓

[@Frotheru_The_Dragon]

APOLO-

[@mattextremex-boiyoutube225]

​@@Boringguy0001 3:18 A P O L O G I Z E!!!!!!!!

[@Nombre100Original.]

"Apologize" "no" "APOLOGIZ- 🗣🗣"

[@Steam_Enthusiast_105]

0:15 "i will use you for bowling" caught me off guard 😭

[@DanielGarcia-od1bs]

Who's ready for venom 3 for more goofy venom

[@Sigh-Clops]

1:39 it would be so awesome...

[@Ben_In_Black]

...it would be so cool...

[@Shattered9999]

Fr

[@Yeepfunnymoments]

@@Ben_In_BlackIT WOULD BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE SUPER HERO MOVIE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

[@funnyduckdude]

THE SCREENS WOULD LIGHT UP

[@Yeepfunnymoments]

@@funnyduckdude WITH REAL EXPLOSIONS AND SPECIAL EFFECTS

[@Jon_302]

Love how eddie and venom ate the two friend that share one braincell

[@R-R_Playz]

I love Sony's sode of Venom, nothing evilish with him, just goofy. *FOOD* -Venom Pussy. -Venom *TIME TO DIE* -Venom Jump. - Venom Legless. -Venom

[@Frotheru_The_Dragon]

MARRIAGE TROUBLE? ALREADY?!

[@Ezezetayin]

"FUCK this guy!" **Nom**

[@Scar-Predator]

​@@Frotheru_The_Dragon "HONEYMOON OVER?"

[@AvidPie]

2:49 “drakes got his own symbiote” he what💀

[@warrior_red2022]

@@AvidPie 😭

[@BleuYo]

@@AvidPie what’s it called kid lover or the leak

[@grey_25666]

“I LOVE YOU TOO.” *cheering* I love venom sm he’s so funny

[@thatoneperson0808]

0:09 when you see someone you dont like

[@KASH4kb]

3:54 I can’t stop laughing I think I’m dying Venom: food food food food fooooood!

[@GermanFFreddy]

1:46 it would be so awesome. It would be so cool.

[@fogsster]

I love venom in these movies. Super excited for Last Dance.

[@nicolasbolas2247]

Eddie trying not to cry makes me cry laughing

[@FnafMVU]

2:59 girl (sorry idk cuz i havent seen the movies 😭):yea i can fight ugly Venom:*transforms* NOT TODAYYYYYYYY

[@summerlee2023]

@@FnafMVU Even better is that afterwards she says "oh bullshit!" Lol

[@bazilwithamshorts]

0:46 “I’m playing dead right now.” 😂😂😂

[@toby7451]

4:07 HELP IM CACKLING THIS IS AMAZING

[@jerry_blueberry]

2:18 is my fav

[@scrubzero1735]

3:12 I love this beyond words

[@acoolguy3785]

I like how real this version of venom is, for an alien he's pretty human, like his reaction to carnage pretty much being "oh shit" and him beating cletus was "fuck this guy"

[@Kirbo_The_God]

3:48. "P O O S I"

[@ZKTHE1STT]

The second "APOLOGISSEEEE!!!!" got me crying for a good hour 😭😭

[@MrGoodGuy2292]

3:49 the sound got me 😂

[@resai17]

Venom is the kinda chill guy who overestimates his opponent but cooly takes em down

[@JosiahOrtiz-pe9zv]

3:17 *APOLOGIZE* lol

[@CCLTHEO]

Fr that Shit got me😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDarkerKin-hiden]

2:59 "Parasite!?" "Yeah just a term of endearment" "Apologize!" "No" "A P O L O G I Z E"

[@Scratch-BOT]

Venom casually in Eddie’s ear forcing him to cry is hilarious And then the scene with “time to die” is also funny too

[@yjgaming6102]

RIP Venom, we will never forget you 😭

[@edgarabangan4694]

3:14 apologize! "No" APOLAGI-

[@Cool_Guy_2437]

“Pretty Much 0” 😂 “This is much worse than I thought. That, is a red one” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀 (That sound effect 💀)

[@Scar-Predator]

"You can take him right?" "This guy's got shit you've never seen." "OH SHIT! This is much worse than I thought. That is a red one!" Same energy.

[@stevefangirl273]

I shouldn't be laughing so much at this but Venom telling Eddie what to do is just too damn funny 🤣 and 2:03 "Take your tiny hands off of me" Venom is too funny

[@Eyes3444]

My short friend stopping me from eating all the food for the guest: 2:00

[@CrusadingJello]

3:42 This made me laugh harder than it should've.