Venom being STUPIDLY FUNNY for 4 minutes straight

Venom being STUPIDLY FUNNY for 4 minutes straight
Venom 3 is COMING SOON!! I'm pretty interested after watching the trailer and decided to do a compilation video on Venom (and Eddie since Venom is bonded to him). He's actually pretty funny. Can't wait to see him being even more hilarious.
I've compiled and edited Venom being funny moments into this video. Hope you enjoy!
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Venom
Venom being funny
Venom 3
Venom The Last Dance
memes
iconic
Eddie Brock
Tom Hardy
f this guy
he's got stuff you've never seen
that is a red one
you are making us look bad
parasite
we will eat both of your arms
take your tiny hands off of me
thank you one person
like a turd in the wind
party scene
lethal protector out
I have a parasite
parasite apologize
time to die
jump
food

[@someguywithasword438]

I love Sony's version of Venom so much. They're not trying to do anything subversive or new, or trying to be deep. They're simply adapting his goofy side, which has always been present.

[@lightborn9071]

A sociopath mixed with Deadpool, wich also is extremely accurate to the comics.

[@someguywithasword438]

@@lightborn9071 precisely, especially during the "Lethal Protector" comic run. "Correct, madam."

[@N3ro72]

@@someguywithasword438 dude I literally downloaded that reaction picture a few days ago😂

[@ScorchtheHawk]

“Correct, madam”

[@erickchristensen746]

@@lightborn9071 Deadpool did have the venom suit before Spidy after all

[@elliotdunmore7184]

No one is going to talk about the Minecraft sheep sound

[@quiara_playz9296]

TS? Wait is it 0:36

[@MrEggz16]

We dont talk about it

[@Somepieceofbread]

We don’t talk about that sound effect

[@elliotdunmore7184]

Edit: holy crap I did not know this comment is going to get this many likes

[@rb4632]

I didn't even realize that

[@GreenStreamDev]

3:14 Venom: "apologize!!" Eddie: "No" Venom: (proceeds to destroy my eardrums) "APOLOGIZE"

[@Ben_In_Black]

Shouldn't have called him a parasite 😤

[@oksanakostrikov6897]

@@Ben_In_Black Fr venom is a best friend for live not a parasite

[@keyztroke]

@@oksanakostrikov6897 he isnt a parasite but i think his relationship with it's host is parasitism/mutualism

[@MONkV4]

Said venom nicely

[@GreenStreamDev]

@@keyztroke does venom harm eddie in any way? if not, then it should not be called a parasitic relationship, but rather a symbiotic relationship between the two symbionts. i really don't remember much about the movie haha.

[@DaCanadian]

1:10 Marriage trouble?! Already!? 💀💀💀

[@Godzilla30125]

That’s had me laughing for a good three minutes 🤣🤣

[@ceskejshadow4526]

His face makes it even better🤣

[@Jonzerker15]

classic father and son moment

[@Black_Thunder514]

“Thank you, one person” 😭😭💀💀

[@yapeejunaiden4352]

"i love you too random citizen"

[@torrestoyfun4235]

“You’re breathtaking!”

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

"Thank you. So are you!"​@@torrestoyfun4235

[@Lazilyenergetic]

3:49 bro really said ''P O O S I''

[@Mammott9999]

P O O S I

[@r4exxEditz]

IM CRYING THAT WAS SO RANDOM

[@Mammott9999]

@@r4exxEditz P O O S I (It is 2:04 AM for me, I really need to sleep lol)

[@r4exxEditz]

@@Mammott9999 oof-

[@Mammott9999]

@@r4exxEditz I can’t sleep💀

[@cusauniverse]

* Eddie typing* venom: “food!”

[@groovydudewithdumbintentions]

of course he types that and says food.

[@voldartthesorcerer9490]

"Ketsup" fucking sprays it everywhere

[@FathiZaynMuhamad]

i thought he said fuhh

[@isabellarobinson6082]

@@voldartthesorcerer9490 with a fart sound effect 💀

[@khamaralisyed9087]

Venom: 3:24 (being a menace) I am going to make you cry,she will love it💀,Cry! Cry!💀💀💀 Eddie:😭😭😭😭😭(emotional damage)

[@oksanakostrikov6897]

Venom is that one friend that enjoys your suffering 😂😂

[@khamaralisyed9087]

@@oksanakostrikov6897 soooo true!💀😂

[@tommymore1016]

My favorite scene

[@kayra9640]

I love how in both movies the venom says "yes we will die" before the final fight and then ends up destroying the enemy. They don't know how strong they are together.

[@N3ro72]

to be fair Eddie almost LITERALLY died in the first movie

[@user-mo6ix7qk6z]

"i'm going to make you cry now, she will love it." "cry" "cry..."

[@THawkMedia]

"Look at all these weirdos! My kind of people!"

[@SDK64Studios]

I remember i was in like 3rd-4th grade and the Venom trailer released and EVERYONE was just saying “like a turd, in the wind” like NON-STOP lol 😂

[@WDCrazyTruth]

Lucky you, I am the only one who kept saying the lines from the trailer nonstop in my school

[@leek.3671]

Omg I remember that 😂

[@Alphastrikerclass2000_editz]

0:10 This is the first time I've heard venom swear 😂🤣

[@gachamukadi]

He swore before

[@giyuutomioka6974]

Pretty sure it's because of the F-bomb. PG-13 movies allow 1 F-bomb. 2 if you're lucky. Eddie Brock had it in venom 1. Venom said it in venom 2.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I like to think he only just learned what the word meant and wanted to find somewhere to use it

[@bluejayplays7308]

3:45 my intrusive thoughts when I’m near a bridge.

[@shadowslime3640]

Venom in these movies is just an intrusive thought given flesh.

[@erickchristensen746]

*"Pussy..."*

[@arighostea]

3:49 when I don't listen to my intrusive thoughts and it's disappointed

[@N1gh71ng4l3]

3:45 HAD ME WHEEZING

[@lampshade8051]

Honestly, This version of venom, i would LOVE to see a cross over where This venom and eddie team up with Andrew Garfeild's spider man, i feel like the Duo would just Click :D

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

With how goofy Venom is in these movies if he did have a team up movie with Andrew Garfeild's Spider-man I bet there interactions would be like Spider-man and Venom from the Spider-man (2000) video game for the PS1

[@adi0s.amig0s]

"I'm going to make you cry, Eddie. She will love it. Cry... cryyyy..."

[@Fuzzball_gaming]

3:40 my favourite part of the whole movie 😂

[@TheMerchan]

2:05 That's so true 😂😂😂.

[@Sombro56]

The last words Cletus heard before he died: “FUCK THIS GUY”

[@voldartthesorcerer9490]

Dude Venom's reaction to Cleatus being trying to get sympathy from Eddie was priceless

[@Doodle2421.]

3:43 *Eddie having a hard time.* Venom: Jump.

[@hellfire4358]

eddie: thats the spirit venom: i mean we we are goin to die💀

[@WhippoorWispWillow]

Venom: “I am going to make you cry now Eddie, she will love it-“ Me: * almost actually crying from laughing so hard- *

[@therealmarvelousedits]

3:14 is a cinematic masterpiece

[@kingparker42]

3:50 - 4:02 my favorite scene out of all of this

[@samtheclayman5962]

Venom: Apologize! Eddie: No. Venom A P O L O G I Z E !!!! 3:15

[@notmechaprototype4173]

Q?

[@gaussman1855]

Bruh, the ketchup part had me in stitches! I was NOT expecting the fart sound! 🤣

[@MO7ORMAS7ER]

3:34 😂😂😂😂 the doom music when he started running

[@Angelfluenza-ho6kb]

Bro the bass boosted *"APOLOGI-"* 😂😂💀💀

[@gachamukadi]

0:09 My favourite moment

[@weird._.things._.0025]

For some reason i feel like toothless from httyd would act like venom if he could speak, and if the movie wasn't pg lmao.

[@Ghosted143]

Fr tho

[@Boringguy0001]

3:15 APOLOGIZE

[@dima_briefel]

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[@MuhammadAdam-yw3zo]

"marriege trouble,already?"got me😂

[@Nichirin23-wh5uq]

“THAT IS A RED ONE!”

[@Poisoned-Dreamer]

"im going to make a cry now eddy, she will love IT, cry, cry"

[@Robster23]

0:15 I WILL USE IT FOR BOWLING!!!

[@dima_briefel]

3:50 dik dik dik dik FOOD dik dik dik FOOD dik dik dik FOOD dik FOOD dik FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDA

[@kelvinli340]

FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOOOOOOD FOOD

[@edgarabangan4694]

3:45 J U M P *Takes the elevator* P O S S I I I I...

[@EmoElChemo]

bro's the embodiment of intrusive thoughts

[@Sgt_Sympher_Surfer]

0:15 Venom: “I will use it for BOWLING!” 🤩 He sounded so excited 😭

[@raven3067]

“Do you feel me?” 😂

[@prototype1_3ch0]

When I watched it in theaters for the first time, the number of people who just burst out laughing when Venom called Eddie a pussy for not jumping out the window was at least 80% of the audience.

[@user-lx2kx1vl8b]

4:08 ketchup!!!

[@Furnace0001]

*PFFFFFFFT*

[@undercookedtoast1479]

KATSUP BLAST!!!!!

[@TheRealTakoOrder]

Honestly, Venom has to be my favourite Marvel movie just for the pure comedy

[@thatoneperson0808]

0:09 when you see someone you dont like

[@Sigh-Clops]

1:39 it would be so awesome...

[@Ben_In_Black]

...it would be so cool...

[@Mammott9999]

Fr

[@DanielGarcia-od1bs]

Who's ready for venom 3 for more goofy venom

[@Jon_302]

Love how eddie and venom ate the two friend that share one braincell

[@premstudio991]

"that is a red one" MADE ME DIE TO NEXT TUESDAY XDD

[@fogsster]

I love venom in these movies. Super excited for Last Dance.

[@PlebNC]

Ok, this Venom needs to join the MCU if only just to have a conversation with Drakk.

[@R-R_Playz]

I love Sony's sode of Venom, nothing evilish with him, just goofy. *FOOD* -Venom Pussy. -Venom *TIME TO DIE* -Venom Jump. - Venom Legless. -Venom

[@nicolasbolas2247]

Eddie trying not to cry makes me cry laughing

[@seanmcclure]

Cryyyy….cry. Gets me every time.

[@Liliana-uq9je]

I love this so much!!!!!! Venom is the best ever!!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊❤❤❤❤

[@ilikechips9096]

Venom totally gets me 😂

[@kyleshepard3139]

This was basically 4 minutes of “SPIDER-WUSSSS! COME OUT TO PLA-AYYYY!” (Iykyk) and I’m here for it Also “oops, sorry lady, didn’t see a thing!”

[@Toony3012]

2:23

[@monsteroftheabyss1460]

I love how he sounds so much deeper in the first one, like he was putting on the edgelord act in the first one, but in the second movie he sounds so much more relaxed, like he’s just a dude now.

[@AceOfHearts09]

I love these moviesssss 🖤

[@CrusadingJello]

3:42 This made me laugh harder than it should've.

[@edgarabangan4694]

3:14 apologize! "No" APOLAGI-

[@grey_25666]

“I LOVE YOU TOO.” *cheering* I love venom sm he’s so funny

[@MightyCaullie]

I've found Venom cool since I got a toy of him from my older cousin when I was like a barely sentient toddler and I'm so glad these movies are good, and funny cuz I still think Venom's awesome

[@ANGRY_KRAB]

7 year old me asking my parents for McDonalds 3:53

[@DANIELH013]

What a joy to see all these moments compiled into one. But I will say you started off with a really good one. I remember hearing that laughing so hard I nearly died. Good times.

[@Voidarkendor]

I love how the voice changes between the movies from, Why are you laughing?! Take me seriously! to, Why aren’t you laughing?! Take this seriously!

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

Venom: Apologize! Eddie: No. Venom: APOLOGIZE!!! Not sorry. Reese's

[@giyuutomioka6974]

Gotta love venom.

[@booyahboogie3350]

“KETCHUP :)”

[@neverdid5261]

3:48 why is no one talking about that?

[@Uberpod3]

I donn't know but it's quite hilarious being called a pussy by your own symbiote.

[@TASHEH]

i love this

[@LeonardoKlotz]

1st movie: Written by Kelly Marcel 2nd movie: Written and produced by Kelly Marcel 3rd movie: Written, produced, and directed by Kelly Marcel Kelly Marcel wrote the first 50 SHADES OF GREY movie

[@fungicide9244]

That actually explains so much

[@UltimateSpinDash]

Honestly, Sony-Venom is like a guilty pleasure. One that would feel much more earned if he had gone through his time with Spider-Man and subsequently hating him before becoming the Lethal Protector first.

[@gamerclips3606]

“Like a turd, in the wind” ❤️❤️❤️

[@user-hg5cq3rd3q]

2:08 😂😂😂

[@Ash_loves_bugs]

I love this sm 🙏

[@CackleberryFarm]

I CANT WAIT FOR VENOM 3!!!!

[@jerry_blueberry]

2:18 is my fav

[@Just_That_One_Dude]

"JUMP" *elevator button ding* "p u s s y"

[@sandstinger3454]

im just noticing how much detail the VFX people put into venom showcasing different emotions

[@anthonyfoster1685]

Looking forward to seeing more funny venom in venom the last dance

[@Quantumact2908]

"Cry!"

[@BananaG0d]

Bro this video 🤣 I died

[@ghazt203]

man I love Venom, he's the best

[@JYang0602]

People can hate these movies all they want, atleast they’re entertaining and fun and are aware of the absurdity

[@1UniversePrincess]

Venom kind of like if Deadpool was a parasite that could not leave you alone lol. Venom was an interesting movie that’s for sure I did not know there was a second movie to franchise.

[@searpen1848]

1:39 This clip got so edited that it feel weird to hear venom not trying to advertise Spotify premium to a random pedestrian

[@joseeduardocarreira198]

This version of venom is my favorite, I love how much personality they gave to what many people just see as just "edgy spiderman". "I love you!" " *AND I LOVE YOU TOO!* " Seriously, Venom is being more charismatic than a ton of characters in the MCU.

[@SimplyShako]

2:11 I don't know what that is but I get now why ppl talking about the "ty 1 person" scene

[@Mikoru_259]

How do you not know Megamind?

[@SimplyShako]

@Mikoru_259 cuz, it's not in my country

[@Mikoru_259]

@@SimplyShako Sad

[@SimplyShako]

@Mikoru_259 no sad, Cuz, in my country We don't speak English, so the show isn't available here otherwise Comprende amigo?

[@user-jl3is9zm5s]

Venom casually avoiding child support with carnage

[@encerdardner]

Love these films

[@AGLoverAlways]

These movies make me stupidly happy

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

The ketchup fucking farted. He literally squeezed the shit out of it

[@Phat9417]

Ketchup? Continues to shart ketchup everywhere

[@AnthonyJude-xq7io]

I love Venom🖤🤍🖤!!!!! Can’t wait for Venom 3!!! (Venom The Last Dance!!!!!!!!!💃🖤🤍🖤)

[@Remnant_Real]

A P O L O G I Z E

[@GokuDelgado-no3jg]

(Eddie typing)venom:'food food food' Eddie:'FINE GODAMN'

[@dillongeorge5866]

Venom 2 may be a bad film, but the actual character of Venom in the film was still funny af 😂