Fan-Made Half-Life 3 is Wack (Part 3)

[@DeadwaterGaming]

This mod is really heckin long. It's around like 20 hours worth of content and we've probably barely made a dent in it by now. I really don't wanna be making videos of this game for the next two years straight, so we're going to try and get through the game as fast as possible just so that we can record all the (extremely sparse) plot points as well as the ending and omit everything else unless it qualifies as being "really funny" so that the next part of the playthrough will be the FINAL part of the playthrough. kthxbye

[@GarryTale]

Wait this comment us from 15h ago but the video was upload 7m ago??? *watdafuk*

[@GarryTale]

@Oliver Dowey idonotknow

[@ShatteringKatana]

@@GarryTale KZbin counts the upload date the first time it is public. People who have access to the private Link can still comment.

[@GarryTale]

@@ShatteringKatana ok mychannel thx

[@ShatteringKatana]

@@GarryTale :)

[@DeeCross]

This became an _incredibly_ different experience after learning that the guy who made this was actually in his 50s.

[@dyslexicpopcornpepper7943]

In his 50bseconds

[@The-Plaguefellow]

@@yeahwutever Being old and jaded, it seems. They're just too old to care about petty things like video games' storylines.

[@noregrets5258]

Wait so he made this when he was in his 50s or is he currently in his 50s right now?

[@elektra81516]

@@The-Plaguefellow You seem to know every old person ever it seems

[@The-Plaguefellow]

@@elektra81516 I forgot to add a "maybe" after "it seems".

[@Sournale]

It’s been close to 4 years, and this is still my favorite half life let’s play-commentary thingy. I binged watched this with extreme joy all the way back in early 2021, and am now reliving memories :P

[@ThatSubzeroDude]

hi

[@jakkyboiman]

holy shit sournale's a deadwater fan

[@redmegarex]

@@jakkyboiman truly

[@danilojovandic7897]

8:29 this is as close as we can get to "HL3 written by a bot".

[@therealbubble4696]

But gordon, using his high PHD skills knew there would be no lag room, and he knew that it was the lab because he read a dictionary sometime earlier

[@Numinon]

Once I listened to a science podcast where a scientist and fiction author was talking about how entertainment might be AI generated in the future, and if that is what that entertainment looks like, I'm going to be the happiest man on the planet. It's so magnificently idiotic.

[@super_pretendo]

Big round of applause to Leon for designing the future in its entirety.

[@unoriginalperson72]

As someone from the future Leon was really bad with his decisions

[@super_pretendo]

@@unoriginalperson72 Leon fucked up

[@Xezian]

leon being 52 is the biggest shock of this entire episode

[@unoriginalperson72]

54 now

[@Grocel512]

He has "I'm on the spectrum" written all over himself. He seems to be a pretty cool guy. His art style, hobbies and being "old-fashioned" in his job like he was a boomer is quite a tell away.

[@mrscruffles801]

Well he probably _is_ a boomer considering his age

[@gordonf5553]

@@mrscruffles801 isnt he more like, towards gen x, assuming generational designations like that mean a whole lot

[@EugenijusKrenis]

Kleiner is literally going "I have contamination and mutants in my brain"

[@ShatteringKatana]

"No big deal, Gordon, I've just been infected and became a zombie. Well, see ya later, I'll buy you a beer."

[@marcinkrz3140]

I mean he is just another parasite

[@bazo.4539]

why are you locked in the bathroom

[@Ribbons0121R121]

just another parasite

[@rgmapmakers867]

@@bazo.4539 just another parasite

[@lillywho]

Fun fact: the sniper rifle is actually still the cross bow, just with a skin, sounds and a borked scoped view.

[@dimden3567]

the crossbow isn't hit-scan though

[@lillywho]

@@dimden3567 well if I recall correctly, this rifle is either way still shooting in the same manner as the crossbow

[@dibberz-v1z]

all of the models for the weapons, npcs and items are custom skins from game banana I know because I used to use some of them back in high school

[@rusi6219]

​​@@Fireflysinthegrassye but most mods do this so idk why it should be a point of critique? (Unless I'm misinterpreting your tone in which case I apologize)

[@Kernowparadise]

30:47 Please make Mahogany's snort a magnum replacement sound mod in GMod or something this is hilarious

[@kumi6797]

i wish i had the modding and editing skills for that

[@gamerblockyt4905]

i made it

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodCommenter]

@@MahoganyCrafteroh mah gawd

[@awesumdood3994]

Imagine in an alternate universe where Half Life 3 actually released as intended but it was just this mod.

[@kotakotik22]

i would rather it not released than this

[@HeeHo123]

Reminder that in another alternate universe HDTF was the only half life game.

[@themyofmy]

@@HeeHo123 the bad ending

[@justampeg4file]

@@HeeHo123 another universe where HDTF was opposing force.

[@Gulliblepikmin]

10:21 That isn't the sound of Link or a child, that's actually the sound of Alyx being stabbed through the chest by a Hunter during the beginning of Episode Two. That sound isn't even in the Hunter's sound folder to my knowledge, so I have no clue why it's used here.

[@MegaChickenfish]

28:47 I can't get over how during ALL OF THIS Alyx is still just sitting at home watching TV and eating pie.

[@TheSixteen60]

She's too depressed because that Advisor killed Eli.

[@MegaChickenfish]

11:33 Tonight on Combine News Network, with our host Combine Unit 3650. And now, on to Kevin with the weather Kevin The Vortigaunt: The weather is oppressive with slim hope of resistance throughout the evening. Back to you, 3650.

[@mrscruffles801]

That landing at 18:35 was sick

[@The-Plaguefellow]

Y'know, this is the sort of game where if you happen to look away for more than two seconds, you suddenly have no clue what just happened.

[@MCMIVC]

I never look away, yet I stll have no clue...

[@marsmurderer9868]

Just tested it out and holy shit you're right

[@JPBTVA]

5:54 I legitimately thought he said "I Don't know why the combine are Snorting their spaghet up here.".

[@rareepicllama453]

I just realized the poison zombie at 5:06 has 3d glasses

[@somemess.mp3605]

that Kliener is literally a garry's mod skin, I know because I've used it before, I'm not sure if the mod creator made it and then someone uploaded it to the workshop or if it was just taken directly from garry's mod but I just thought I would point that out

[@dibberz-v1z]

a lot of the custom models were garry's mod and game banana skins

[@OuchMyHooves]

Is anyone gonna talk about the enemy that's completely visible through a metal gate at 30:55?

[@bumbercar5780]

"you didn't design the future, Leon did"

[@Wolvinof]

Like I commented on one of the other parts; a LOT of ambition went into this, but so did a LOT of weird decisions.

[@Hector-rb5fx]

Waluigi scream 6:02

[@amateur_sticknodes_animator]

hogan is waluigi confirmed

[@TheMinecraftfreak668]

22:06: 50 BMG

[@bung20]

Combine: Unstoppable alien force enslaving races and destroying every planet they come in contact with. Also Combine: can't use ms paint

[@jd_the_cat]

Those use different skill sets

[@BonW]

8:13 And that's when I realized that this is the channel that made the "If [Blank] Was Written By a Bot".

[@CativaCookie]

What a great remix as ending theme, really captures the essence of this mod.

[@jeo228]

22:10 watching you two trying to pronounce 50 BMG is hilarious

[@Someonewithaspace]

There is a Easteregg in this level !

[@ChrissieBear]

An emergency poncho is basically a wearable space blanket designed to trap heat close to the body.

[@codexstudios]

Suffering from success : Deadwater Gaming

[@notsostealthmission5184]

9:07 I love the Half Life: Full Life Consequences reference around this area

[@oktayyildirim2911]

22:10 The tape says ".50 BMG"-it's a magazine for a Barrett rifle chambered in that caliber.

[@rfoldstuff]

6:01You touched his spaget

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

Oh wow, I didn't realize Leon is in his 50s. So I guess all the voice overs were actually him! Explains a bit. Surprised how much modding he's apparently done through his life - all the way from Duke Nukem as a kid. Explains why he's so good at it - despite it all not exactly fitting with the Half-Life style, there's no denying he's got talent when it comes to mod making. The cinematics, the level design, etc..

[@stproducciones9140]

"Duke Nukem as a kid" Bro, my man was 36

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

@@stproducciones9140 Shit, really? Damn, misunderstood the part about that then. Still impressive!

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"im not wearing my glasses" guys gordon isnt wearing his glasses i think he lost em, we gotta help him find them

[@redeye4516]

He needs your credit card number and the 3 wacky numbers on the back, and the expiration date. Do it to save Grodon Fremenes

[@jd_the_cat]

@@redeye4516123-456-7890

[@combineadvisor572]

22:19 the part where Timbles fumbled 4 point blank revolver shots causing Mahogany to get really furious

[@anonymoussb7590]

this is the sort of thing you imagine in a dream except it's real and even weirder than what you could imagine

[@ITSGOOSLIME]

6:54 As a paint,net artist I can relate to this

[@gafined2345]

with the chemistry of the two of the guys they remind me of Venturian tale

[@DeadwaterGaming]

We were both moderators on the original VenturianTale LegacyStats chatroom! That's how we both met actually. This channel wouldn't exist if not for VT.

[@gafined2345]

@@DeadwaterGaming that's awesome! I used to watch a bunch of their videos back in the day

[@uox179]

22:09 50 BMG (The round fired by the Barret M82 AKA Barret 50 cal)

[@asgard85036]

6:00 Timble's scream scared me and not the rake.

[@AleksWorkshop]

THE ENDING MUSIC. HE S WATCHED COWBOY BEBOP. ONE OF US

[@DeadwaterGaming]

Nah, I've never seen it, but the theme is great.

[@AleksWorkshop]

@@DeadwaterGaming I recommend. Very retro scifi. Very good soundtracks and story :)

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

Alternative Alternative Title: If Half Life 3 was written by a Leon

[@pyraffin]

0:34 Life has many doors, Ed-boys!

[@Kirbman]

I just realized that there are antlion workers on the surface. They're only supposed to appear near nests.

[@AstroTom]

You guys have no idea how desperate I was for this!

[@g.w.k.y6869]

Nice, it's very fun to watch you guys be on the edge of suffering and hilarity through this weird mod

[@Numinon]

The medical poncho is for situations where you suddenly find yourself in a mexican party and you want to blend in

[@aaronfaloon4186]

a gnome means an easter egg in this level!

[@kylee262]

22:09 it says .50 BMG

[@missingindy]

22:06 that says “50 BMG” my friend(s)

[@missingindy]

We should make episode 3 by giving the bot you use for the “but written by a bot” series and see the story and have someone make it

[@joe-sc2ff]

29:24 perfect impression

[@GlitchyTSP]

Kleiner becoming a Zombie would actually be an interesting plot point in a real Hl3, though I doubt it will happen.

[@paulybird7598]

I feel bad about that commenter mentioned at 1:50, they had their chance to have their comment brought by deadwatergaming, but now all because the screeching noise made him forget what he was talking about, we will never get to hear what that comment said nor will we figure out who the commenter was.

[@MegaChickenfish]

3:51 Joker: Are you _crazy?_ You'll turn it off when I'm halfway across!

[@eur0be4t3r]

22:13 that's a 50 BMG mag

[@kalamaroe7137]

I've been waiting for this day.

[@CittyTG]

I love the random cutscenes lol

[@mawako09]

I was in the middle of watching Part 1 but hey at least you're uploading so I can survive this cruel world :)

[@alika3651]

OH MY GOSH THE GUN U WERE HOLDING ALSO FLIPS ITSELF AT 3:37 JUST LIKE THE SNIPER SCOPE DOES

[@Arlojmikk]

22:13 50 bmg. thats some scuffed handwriting

[@fox.9879]

30:55 yes yes xray wall

[@spacemanYoutuber]

6:01 That made me jump out of my seat :O

[@nehu3369]

4:09 floating golden hp jumpscare

[@windowsvista3193]

13:37 SPY FROM TF2?!?

[@RasEli03]

So no one told you that life was gonna be this waaaayy... 6:37

[@chips9773]

i use paint.net still, there are a lot of community plugins for it

[@thomasc7984]

22:13 That says .50 BMG, a very heavy type of ammunition.

[@darkdwarf007]

you never fail to deliver quality content

[@jd_the_cat]

An unused Arri camera from TF2 that was labeled Arr!.

[@Hbot208]

My last two brain cells play: Half-Life 2: Episode 3

[@AsymptoteInverse]

27:39 "Albedo 0.39" is the LAST track I'd expect to show up in a Half-Life mod...

[@kotakotik22]

1:45 he wanted to see the lava closer up

[@skylad31.]

1:45 If you look closely at the lava you can see anakin skywalker and obi wan kenobi in the middle of their battle on mustafar.

[@missingindy]

27:13 is this the zen room from the Stanley Parable

[@alika3651]

oh my gosh

[@wolfcl0ck]

yeah this is Laidlaw's original vision

[@alika3651]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@swatofficerjd8782]

22:11 It says 50 BMG, the caliber of the upside sniper rifle.

[@mult_8797]

Combine use paint.net as they see it as a huge advancement in technology by humans standards and decided to use it

[@cerocero2817]

30:55 How the heck do you get a Z sort error on source?

[@kamata-kun934]

3:07 freaked me out so much that it made me make my gaming chair fall

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

12:53 Many brain cells were lost during production.

[@Elz_und_Elz]

Oh no he’s got the sneep!

[@Baba-yv6ml]

Listen Gordon. I am not a crook!

[@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea]

every time i see the lego game cutscenes i can't help but laugh

[@BritishRailClass47]

Hey i know you

[@duckfilms3662]

You guys should do this for the Half-Quake trilogy!

[@toainsully]

I can imagine this fan-game, but starting off from the ending of Half Life: Alyx

[@Tycitron]

Leon really is 4 dimensions ahead of us

[@HeeHo123]

Imagine this fan game is actually canon and valve made half life alyx just so the events of this game would never happen

[@NoSTs123]

I like leon he seems like a cool dude!

[@brexo3175]

If Detroit: become human was written by a bot

[@crazgaming5236]

1:50 4:10 15:15 20:45 29:55

[@Someone.southafrica]

Dr Kliener has become doctor decliner

[@missingindy]

Gordon is gangster firing the sniper rifle

[@aidentheonion]

I missed this upload Edit:Congrats on 50k! Subs

[@RONdomStuffss]

LOOOOL today I made a joke about the earth landing being faked before watching this. When I got to the part I died! lol keep up the great work!

[@ha_chlorine]

NO WEAPONS ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT.

[@JustWowNick]

Someone make that Gordon freeman trick shot fan art NOW!

[@Grieos]

beats the hell out of hunt down the freeman

[@de_dan]

I laughed at the gmod zooming camera

[@poldpoldecki7171]

The mag says 50 BMG. That's the caliber.

[@Wheagg]

"internal news channel" might be a reference to The Terminal. Idk tho