Fredrik Knudsen and I Roast Woof's "Apology" (Zoosadists)

[@ShrimpinAintEasy]

"its wasn't rape they were homeless lol" - Woof 2019

[@dawndishsoap3398]

*scene from Terminator 2 where Sarah Connor is vaporized into a skeleton* more or less how that felt hearing it real time

[@clownlady]

Fred: “I’m gonna need more tea.” Claw: “I’m gonna need more weed!” This was a damn good collab.

[@legofreak88884444]

I'm gonna need more beer for this shit

[@SaintAdjacent]

I'll bring the whiskey.

[@words4weapons186]

Amen

[@phantomofchaos4702]

Theyre both using herbs but in different ways

[@no1important777]

put the weed in the leaf water and make some real calming drink.

[@brotmeister9559]

Saying "they were just stray animals" is just like saying "they were just orphans" or "they were just hookers".

[@tylersmith425]

well, the hooker part is understandable.

[@ineffablemars]

@@tylersmith425 it's understandable to torture and murder hookers? tf is wrong with you??

[@hodarov1564]

@@ineffablemars It's a joke...

[@ineffablemars]

stay away it was tasteless imo

[@konradohlm3131]

Your User Image is tasteless, nay, worse it makes me sick imo

[@Soogtheboog]

TBH, if Woof really wanted to have a meaningful apology, then he should have done a back flip off a building and land on a wooden stake covered with ants.

[@SlavoidUkr]

Absolutely

[@GregoryMom]

@@mccoy2294 bullet ants. :)

[@Estelle_H]

I'm in agreement. His death, curel and grievous is the only way for him to make his apology good.

[@anarchomando7707]

Death by impalement And he'll not die it would be his organs slowly falling out of their body we want him to live and suffer

[@8bitlatina845]

Or he could do some charity work like, donating his flesh to some hungry alligators.

[@jakecross6212]

"No you're not your apology is as hollow as woof's is" can we just like keep you two around as a duo? I love this banter

[@confusedaf1112]

I love how Fred sounded actually angry.

[@motherfreya2840]

I loved that joke. I would have came up with something similar.

[@DriscolDevil]

They would make a great morning zoo duo, it could be called "twink and the bear."

[@DriscolDevil]

They would make a great morning zoo duo, it could be called "twink and the bear."

[@coltonromanus406]

Please, pair up again!!

[@sticklyboi]

"i am not a danger" ~ dangerous person

[@tobikms1709]

Sounds like an addict ngl. Addicts who have just started to change their habits will start saying "I'm not an alcoholic (anymore)." Once they have recovered to their fullest extent, they will begin to say "I am an alcoholic and will always be an alcoholic. I've just found better cooping mechanisms." This isn't just for alcoholism, it's for any addiction. Even for eating disorders. You will never get rid of the urge/thoughts. You just teach yourself to be better.

[@likira111]

Me who overthinks everything: imideally wondering if I'm a danger.

[@Rangernewb5550]

I AM THE DANGER

"I AM *THE LAW"* *-THE LAW*

[@PeacefulJoint]

@Arcrombie let me fix that for you. " " - The black father.

[@RazorusR3X777]

I mean that black metal music is pretty scary. One time listened to a song and i didnt realize until it was over that i had started carving a pentagram into my chest.

[@tim7954]

I burned a church a down by accident

[@thedoomnegotiator9693]

Pfft, you stopped there?

[@pinhead5043]

I was listening to a mayhem song and I accidently stabbed by friend 23 times

[@hoyabembe8858]

Yeah bro I ended up disemboweling myself

[@dookiediarrheaapoopfart1002]

I threw a baby out a window accidentally 😳

[@kmgoetz1871]

I know this will get buried but just want to thank deadwing dork for being willing to cover this kind of content despite how risky it is to post about it. My childhood neighbor's favorite thing was to hurt goobery cute things. Puppies, kittens, hamsters, and human children alike. Would make crush videos etc. He would double bind me into painful acts under the threat of hurting the animals...which he did sometimes anyways. I appreciate the tone of these videos. Stretching this horror and derangement into absurdism through humor softens it and makes it more digestable to regular people. In contrast to true crime or conspiracy vids for example. This is very important: most people see zoo/sadism as an extreme thing that barely exists, which is probably true. But it does touch people (and our animal friends) in the real world in traumatizingly horrific ways and there is no socially acceptable space to discuss it. A lot of people at my therapy groups don't want to hear anything about it. So yeah, thanks again. My experience with this tier of psycho feels more validated everytime you do one of these streams. I am tempted to donate but I don't like connecting my card info to online infrastructure. Forgive my boomer energy. So thank you thank you thank you.

[@oz_jones]

It was not your fault and you aren't worthless

[@kmgoetz1871]

@@oz_jones thank you kind stranger

[@harmonicafish7661]

+

[@eadlynjune]

It's cool you got that good boomer energy

[@Mokona127]

We're proud of you surviving and making it that far. We're glad to have you around!

[@roshango125ab]

This is a sociopath's apology, where they don't really understand what they did wrong or why it was wrong, but they know that it upset people so they apology because they have to, not that they want to

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

THIS. He doesn't understand remorse and emotion, so he's trying to trick others by saying what they want to hear. Maybe it's good that he has no skill at it; even professionals have been fooled by sociopaths' "sincere" apologies and statements that they're well.

[@cabooseabs6864]

Couldn't have said it better.

[@atraxos]

You said it best. This whole dissociative mess comes from a (possibly narcissistic) sociopath's perspective.

[@ERRandDEL]

I oftentimes worry if I myself am like this, that I find it difficult to understand why people might feel the way they do, and just say what I feel they want to hear.

[@roshango125ab]

@@ERRandDEL do you genuinely feel remorseful whenever you do something that upsets you or regret things?

[@axelm.4382]

2 soothing voices collide

[@laureng6412]

Yessss

[@joe68577]

Dud this is the besssst

[@moonsys]

I agree on fred, and I love Dork, but his voice is NOT soothing.

[@randgrithr7387]

@@moonsys *woosh*

[@clunt_fecus]

My two asmr favorites.

[@Zizumia]

I don't even think what was done can be apoligized for. Raping puppies to death or sodimizing them with a fire ant covered stakes isn't something that a sane person would think of even trying.

[@SC-ce3vp]

In the case of kero, for a sin such as this no punishment is too great.

[@Godzilla-se8in]

@JoeRingo118 I was just reading about a serial killer by the name of Albert Fish today. Apparently, he pleaded insanity in court and absolutely everybody believed him. But they ruled him sane anyway, just so they could kill him. Just thought it was relevant.

[@SallinKari]

Honestly I'm someone who runs D&D campaigns and tend to like at least a few very crazy villains, which requires me to come up with all kinds of fucked up things they do... And that still gave me pause of just... How did you even come up with that?

[@dreadpirateroberts4764]

@JoeRingo118 The plead of insanity, although an often abused loop whole, is supposed to apply to those. Who are so dangerously mentally ill, that their actions do not Match their intentions. These people's brains are broken to the point where they do not DESIRE to commit evil acts, they have no understanding of what their acts are or what they're even doing. To the point where if they were treated properly in an Asylum and helped, that they wouldn't actively commit the acts they did.

[@dreadpirateroberts4764]

@JoeRingo118 law enforcement and the Judicial system are two different things man

[@niclasneziru1854]

I'm shocked by how good voice actors they are I hope we get a Fredrik and Deadwing Voice Pack DLC for FF7 Remake

[@andremitreuter5397]

can you tell me the name of the ff7 song they played?

[@niclasneziru1854]

@@andremitreuter5397 One Winged Angel from the FF7 original soundtrack, although i can't tell which version is it it's certainly not the advent children orchestra arrangement nor the original version You know i'm quite shocked you didn't recognize it it's one of the most famous music pieces in videogames

[@andremitreuter5397]

@@niclasneziru1854 Yeah I found it, thank you very much

[@niclasneziru1854]

@@andremitreuter5397 Always happy to help

[@j.s4222]

Have Deadwing voice the next Internet Historian fan fic video

[@johjoh4571]

real smart move getting an indian spam caller to write his apology letter

[@louschwick7301]

an indian spam caller would make a way better apology. more likely, he just got one to proofread it

[@davidoneill7554]

Bobs and vaegeine

[@bradfin12]

"I was not into anything dark. You can even ask my zoophile friend group i was chatting with at that time!" paraphrased

[@Kimmie6772]

Yeh no it not dark things it ok things we no bad :) - zoophile friends probably

[@kimikonofujiwara9206]

it sounds like ted bundy saying porn made him a murderer

[@pennsylvaniafellow4409]

Yeah, such a shitty excuse

[@binhomeless1790]

Was her?

[@kimikonofujiwara9206]

@@binhomeless1790 un owen was her

[@yugimumoto1]

Yeah I was about to make the same connection

[@mellowyello1478]

And in both cases, they were lying their asses off for sympathy and connection.

[@TimeForDunston]

The way he talks about the dogs he's had is weird, it's like he thinks they're people that he's having romantic relationships with, he talks about them like they're his ex's.

[@sverian4011]

AwfulMusik I mean in a way maybe he thinks that way. It’s delusional and wrong yeah. It’s more proof that perhaps he should be given psychological treatment on a professional level.

[@GodOfPlague]

@@sverian4011 Its proof shutting down all the asylums was a bad idea. Some people need to be kept away.

[@aciddragon210]

delusions are pretty unshakeable. in his mind thats probably how he saw everything

[@emilyhedgehog547]

These people always do, some even think of the animals as consenting partners

[@professorcargo836]

gore grind band: "blarg blarg" *shreds guitar * woof: "I ,now must.......... comit cri me.....................

[@guysome7469]

run over minorities in my 2001 honda civic, i must

[@quinnmargolin9438]

Guy Some gemini I am

[@dissimulii]

i've heard 2 of the 'bands' mentioned, butcher's harem and mc bushpig. they're horrorcore rap or some shit. i think emily youcis made the music video for eat my rotten meat by bushpig. it's pretty fucked up.

[@stillnousername9796]

must kill john lennon

[@professorcargo836]

@@dissimulii horrorcore rap can be a bit more emotionally intense than metal, depends on the person listening I guess so I can see what he was tryna say. still doesn't give him any form of excuse lmao.

[@Amphibian42]

A crossover event to surpass endgame

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

Triodium a crossover to surpass Metal Gear

[@cjjones6261]

Lmao, my thoughts exactly

[@MataNui.]

I mean despite the subject matter this doesn't suck.

[@dark_fire_ice]

Too soon

[@rustlee]

Boring

[@fbmb1337]

Alright, Fredrik's JRPG villain reading of this plus the Final Fantasy music got me good.

[@GodOfPlague]

It made this tolerable.

[@Zealolicious]

Someone please animate the sephiroth speech

[@Zcccide]

Give time stamps and I'll give it a shot

[@YamiImouto]

@@Zcccide 15:43 Idea is conceived 16:06 Music starts and Bird begins to read 16:59 Jazz starts to play 17:28 Switches to Bear 17:54 Is probably good place to end because they start losing it afterwards 19:23 Switches to back to Bird 19:51 Go on tangent again 20:38 Switches again to Bear 20:54 The End?

[@YamiImouto]

@@Zcccide Part 2 Metal Boogaloo 40:29 Prologue to backstory 40:53 Music starts 41:26 Bird takes over 42:17 Bear says, "I came to places like: [Redacted]- then cut to commercial break 44:36 Bear resumes 44:58 Bird takes over again 45:38 Down the Rabbit Hole Namedrop 48:58 Back to Bear 50:59 Cuts off at demise- and basically ends here

[@Zcccide]

Aight I'll give it a shot

[@YamiImouto]

@@Zcccide If you intend on doing the part when the metal version of One Winged Angel plays, I'd like to request this song be used: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYmnqYx_jKaHbbs

[@hdixkowmskwm]

knudsen and deadwing collabing? a (late) christmas miracle.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Only 3 days after Orthodox Christmas if it's any consolation.

[@thenew4559]

Or a very, very early Christmas miracle.

[@MangoMagica]

@@FungusBug Me too. It's like having a college level professor and a depressed stoner in the same room talking about weird shit online and somehow it works

[@kerobop]

*"I was always an animal lover--"* "Oh this is like the super-villain backstory!"

[@Squiddy0912]

Punko Junko “Taxidermy used to be a hobby of mine...”

[@LarchmontVillageOG]

He's like a person who has only ever consumed superhero comics and video games, never interacted with real people in real life, and now thinks that this is how actual normal good humans communicate.

[@catherinescott5035]

Normal people: Metal is great, it got me through tough times in life!! Woof: mEtAl mAkE mE fUcK pUpPiEs tO dEaTh

[@Blickybot]

Metal made me join an animal rights club at my high school and make dog toys out of old T-shirts 💀💀

[@toolatetothestory]

For a moment I thought you meant metal, as in iron I don't know why

[@stephanniemorin]

@@Blickybot Thats good! You were recycling!

[@randomgarbage5938]

fr 'they were just stray animals' sends me because i just rewatched Prince of Egypt for the 5th time and the line 'they were only *slaves'* popped into my head

[@nosodiumsalt]

Title: Roasting Woofs "Apology" The actual video: Analysing Woof's "Apology"

[@joshuaking9408]

This is Gordon Ramsay teaching you to cook on MasterClass levels of roasting.

[@wortwort2198]

100

[@Wind-nj5xz]

*Analyzing and roasting Woof's "apology"

[@courier6448]

I’ve heard better apologies from Chris Chan

[@the-NightStar]

Dude, i've heard better apologies from Channel Awesome, and they straight-up fucking REFUSED to do that.

[@wildfire9280]

@@the-NightStar We're sorry you felt that way.

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

@@wildfire9280 we're sorry you "felt" that way™

[@shannonbriggs100]

Chris Chan is a god damn angel compared to Woof.

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

OOF

[@prismitits9005]

24:00 It _absolutely_ reads as an abuser groveling to be let back into people's lives. Reminds me a lot of the poor excuse of a dad I had after I cut him off from my life. Disgusting. This guy could've stopped himself early on, but he _chose_ to stay. He knew that bestiality is wrong, and deserves no forgiveness. It also baffles me that people do such horrific shit that "zoosadism" is a word that needs to exist in the first place. Tl;dr he knows what hes doing

[@TempestTemple]

Deadwing's impression of Woof sounds dead on to Joel's swedish boy impression

[@eveandaedrul]

Probably because he's a fan of vinesauce

[@fulminarre]

TempestTemple He watches vinesauce

[@SC-ce3vp]

Vinesauce is his alter ego

[@dillonparker6624]

SC43 7 he is actually both vinny and Joel

[@Mr_Meatbox]

@@dillonparker6624 I KNEW IT

[@clunt_fecus]

Some people say I am a bad man and I do things that are not correct to do. But I am a nice man with happy feelings, all of the time. - Betty, Feudal Chinese warlord

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Ace Highball Heheheheheheh ya missed pal

[@clunt_fecus]

@@JanoyCresvaZerodid you kill Rita?

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Ace Highball Naw, I just stalked her and followed her around to parties and got REALLY REEEALLY mad at the sheriff... EVERYONE DATED RITA BUT ME >:(

[@actionjaxon7570]

Man I've always felt like this movie was a weird fever dream. I found it on VHS a charity shop when I was mega young. Was sure that it was obscure af and basically unseen. Just to be sure, kung pow right? They set it up so good for a sequel but it never came to be. Is there a place where people talk about this film

[@blizzardregulus]

"I just want a normal, quiet life." Yeah, you and Yoshikage Kira both.

[@brandospatola5965]

You think Woof has a paw fetish? And what would his stand be?

[@deprecatedchannel3877]

@@brandospatola5965 Stand name: "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!" Stand master: Ruben Pernaz Stand ability: Rope creation and removal(ropes are invisible to non-stand users) good enough?

[@storba3860]

So did the puppies he molested and killed.

[@jaimeluke9874]

blizzardregulus Kira did nothing wrong compared to this man

[@josharcher1652]

he is now a ghost who solves dog related crimes

[@davidstreicher1103]

Working title: My Manifesto Final Title: My Apology

[@jamesneuman7083]

Mccoy22 I cant believe how well that suits THIS XD

[@GregoryMom]

Not enough likes.

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

Man, I'm wearing a Judas Priest shirt while watching this that I got from a concert and I can say with the utmost certainty that I do not want Marmaduke's Marmadick.

[@DarkDoomguy]

Speaking of the zoo crew: Snakething is getting jailed for a very long time. Rejoice!

[@SC-ce3vp]

Nice doomguy pfp

[@finalfantasy7freak664]

The only time Fortnite dances are acceptable

[@KRDecade2009]

Hold on let me get my Kamen Rider Woz impression ready Ahem “ *IWEA!* The world now has one less degenerate walking it’s soil freely we must relish the time we have while he’s still in prison. Surely with this *Waga Mao* will become the demonic lord of time *OMA ZI-O!* ”

[@Wind-nj5xz]

He should be in prison forever

[@GregoryMom]

@@KRDecade2009 IWAE

[@kingsteve4304]

The investigator skimmed through the insanity that was this document, after finishing it, the investigator went over to his boss and simply asked him, "I know we're already gonna arrest this bastard. No question. But can we tack on an extra charge to him?" "And what would that charge be?" the investigator's boss asks, "Being criminally illiterate."

[@Hammerhead547]

I think that he was probably forced to write it while being savagely beaten/tortured and threatened with death by interrogators from the ministry of justice who would've been questioning him. Not saying that he didn't deserve it but the rambling incoherent nature of this confession sounds like he would write a page or two then show it to the investigator who would have someone else administer a beating with a fist belt or blunt object demanding more details. I picture him sitting there in an interrogation room face swollen bruised and bleeding with large knots on his head and welts oozing blood on his back desperately writing page after page of nonsense and repeating the words "I'm sorry" in the vein hope that the pain would stop and he could go back to his cell.

[@peachy_lili]

@@Hammerhead547 um... nice fanfic but what the actual fuck are you talking about? he wasn't forced to write shit, he wrote it to save his own ass because he was terrified of getting in trouble and then went right back to looking for free puppies to murder when the government let him go.. this letter was written to civilians, not investigators. wtf is wrong with you making up this weirdness

[@lunarequine7734]

@@Hammerhead547 oh I can only hope.

[@NinyaBOT]

tbh, when I was a young, edgy teen my ex indulged in the gore community and eventually got me into it when I was in a really low part of my life. I already struggle with schizophrenia and major depression and I refused to take my meds at the time cos I couldn't swallow them, so I was already vulnerable- I know exactly what he means by the people in the community encourages you to stay and get worse- there were even people who encouraged each other to cut and they'd call those images "goals" and what not -and what he said about how you just grow apathetic and desensitized in a way. I get that. Know what I did? I grew tf up, went to therapy, got actual help, stopped cutting, cut out every person in my life who got me to that low place, stopped looking for that toxic content, and I've never gotten even close to that low again. Know what I DIDNT do? I didnt f/ck dogs and blame my edgy backstory on it. You can be apathetic and still understand right from wrong. There's no excuse.

[@kritzkrieg14]

I feel you, bro. Really. I hope you're doing well today. Sadly, hardly people as sick as you are going to help or let you get better. I used to access SS site (if you don't know, good) pretty much everyday. I was in a bad time but I did it out of curiosity. It has done me so bad. I'm better than before now but not thanks to the people in there. Not at all.

[@Roma_eterna]

Oh, if only you could talk to Woof and show him what success looks like. But here we are. Actually, come to think of it, would he have listened to you?

[@NinyaBOT]

@@Roma_eterna probably not, i bet he got himself so comfortable with the idea he can just blame it all on his issues or other people that he'd never even consider it lmao

[@Roma_eterna]

@@NinyaBOT good point! also congrats for getting help and getting to where you are

[@tootalo]

fred: "i fed her with dog meat, eg-" *both pause for exactly 3 seconds to process the sentence fragment. absolute dead air* both: 'WAT?!??"

[@jessicar3291]

30:31

[@notveryintelligent6239]

What was that noise?

[@johnsmith-md4hz]

i think you guys are over thinking it. he knows exactly what he did and it was wrong. he just wants to make it everyone ones fault but his. this dudes a monster. hes not sorry he did it, hes sorry he got caught. total piece of snake thing.

[@samkadel8185]

He's sorry he got caught, you're right, but the question isn't whether he knows what he did, it's whether he understands why what he did was fundamentally wrong.

[@johnsmith-md4hz]

​@@samkadel8185 i think he did with the way he tried to blame everyone else but himself for what he did. i think he was running scared (rightfully so if hes in cuba). he clawed at anything that might save him. and even if he didn't, does it make it any less wrong?

[@Kimmie6772]

@@johnsmith-md4hz well yeah of course you can't just slip and fall while listening to gore metal and then a dog is magically and disgustingly mutilated, but there obviously is something mentally wrong with him if he can talk about it and do it like its normal. There have been studies on people with diagnosed psychopathy (not saying he has it) and it has been scientifically confirmed that even when explained why a certain task was done wrong, they are somewhat incapable of processing what aspect of what they did was wrong when compared with a control group. They will keep repeating a variation of what they did the first time without a complete understanding of the consequences. These aren't moral acts either. These are simple tasks. Its interesting but it is still not excusable.

[@DrawnByKimProductions1863]

Wow, so this guy grew up seeing horrific dog abuse and still thought his behavior was ok?

[@Polygonyall]

yea, its fucked. I grew up with two step siblings who would abuse animals (not sexually) and nowadays im getting over the fear of handling small animals because im scared ill hurt them somehow

[@squashedshibber2684]

Serial killers were shaped by their environment, its not surprising he saw dog abuse and got off to it and is now like "buh I love dogs, it is vewy sad"

[@DrawnByKimProductions1863]

@@imsorryrumham7686 That does make sense. I guess it just struck me as odd because he talked about witnessing their deaths with such pain and sympathy, it seems odd he would find joy giving the same pain.

[@MiloKuroshiro]

That's exactly why. Behavior is Learned. The most absurd shit can be normalized in abusive households.

[@jackhazardous4008]

I was rough with pets when i was a stupid retarded kid, and to this day i still feel incredible guilt about it when interacting with pets, terrified I'll hurt them because i'm a lot bigger now and have a deep seeded fear about not being able to control myself.

[@ThusSpokeFlexo]

"Artist of the flesh" I think this is the poor Cuban version of Pinhead from Hellraiser. When a dog solves the puzzle box, Woof appears before them

[@crimsonchaos2125]

The fact that this guy thought that sending this to the investigator would clear his name is pretty scary.

[@SC-ce3vp]

That makes he could've done way worse stuff and this was just the "light" stuff he did

[@Swordofswordom]

"Let's see if I can pass this speech check with the investigator"

[@dannylamb456]

@@Swordofswordom Looks like he rolled a one

[@louschwick7301]

i'd say it makes it less scary. this guy's an idiot. we're safe.

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

@@dannylamb456 Man's got a 3 in Charisma and rolled a Nat 1. That's the only way to explain this "apology"

[@squashedshibber2684]

Might as well just wrote "I'm sowwy uwu I won't do it agwain I pwomise" and it would've sufficed as much as this essay.

[@toyotatacoma1616]

These two have a surprisingly good dynamic together. 10/10, would watch an edgy tv series where they’re the leads.

[@duckietheduck]

"just a mild case of a brain aneurysm" me too buddy

[@Estacycat]

The stream made me cry, i’m glad the boys can make the video comedic whilst still seriously tackling the serious and traumatic incident

[@Pecogo1]

"I came to places like [Redacted]" Someones been reading too much SCP

[@Pecogo1]

oh yeah also all this talk of darkness makes me think hes a kingdom hearts character

[@AzinuHarru]

Objects class: Neutralize

[@SlavoidUkr]

@@Pecogo1 I was thinking the same thing!

[@SirDankleberry]

Containment Procedure: Gas chamber.

[@Cinko420]

Fartface Shitlord Can Frederick and Deadwingdork kill 682 though?

[@StemNoodle]

I lost my shit when One Winged Angel started playing, and of course Fredrick's reading on top of that was just fucking mint.

[@forkempty]

Why does Fredrik in the villain part sound like that guy from Spongebob who said "Behold the Krabby Patty"?

[@ovwarrior]

Lol he does sort of start to sound like plankton when he's yelling

[@SC-ce3vp]

I see you have also started your training to work at the krusty krab

[@scorpiontx91]

@@ovwarrior Fred sounds like Shadow the Hedgehog from Sonic Adv 2

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

This whole thing reads like Chris Chan’s various “apologies” to Megan. Same type of grammar (or the lack thereof) and sense of melodrama.

[@MondoMurderface]

I was having this exact flash back. I'm starting to believe sociopaths are in the autism spectrum.

[@daedalus6433]

@@MondoMurderface Well, it makes it easier to be a sociopath due to to hampering one's sense of empathy and sympathy.

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@daedalus6433 that's not really how autism works

[@daedalus6433]

@@QuikVidGuy It really does, I'm an autist myself. Autism usually makes it harder to emphatize with people.

[@SkigBiggler]

@@daedalus6433 There are some theories that autism impairs the ability to filter meaningful cues from the meaningless, and in response those with autism shut themselves off. But yeah, as an autist myself, it does heavily impact your ability to understand why people think and feel the way they do

[@Rationalize_Nuking]

16:45 Daily reminder that Fredrik used to do audiobooks.

[@atticusfinch8006]

Thank you

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Thank you good Sir/Ma’am/or other

[@shelbydorman5878]

i think he's trying to say is "show mercy to me, even though I had shown no mercy to the animals i tortured and killed"

[@redscarfguy4918]

"Im so happy he is making so many friend in the SCP Foundation" Fred is a comedy genious

[@bigbeans9981]

37:16 - I heard a saying that goes 'Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.', always comes to my mind when someone keeps patting themselves on the back claiming they are (insert descriptive) but are truly the opposite. The way they repeat on and on what kind of person they are is, at least how it's coming off to me, kind of a way to convince themselves more than convincing others. Almost like life coaches saying to keep telling yourself positive things in front of a mirror every morning until you believe it. (unrelated: Good job with the video you are both amazing! Always fun to hear casual Fred chatting with friends without script, I need more ;;)

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I always say “If you feel the need to constantly describe yourself as being this one thing, then you probably aren’t that thing.” Just as a general rule of thumb.

[@crocadillius6418]

It’s the “thou doth protest too much” thing Shakespeare wrote, but applied to new and horrific topics

[@chrisyopherv.6593]

"I need more tea" "I need more weed" The two genders

[@LightCrib2]

the third gender "I need more alcohol"

[@zzodysseuszz]

@@LightCrib2 the fourth gender “I need all 3”

[@toolatetothestory]

I'll take the tea, Jasmin, a single spoon of sugar.

[@secondBAR]

smoke kill

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@zzodysseuszz The fifth and sixth “I need more hard drugs.” “Y-You know that’s not good for you right…?”

[@TheSteveTheDragon]

Parents: We found these heavy metal albums in your room, is there something you want to tell us? I follow and worship lucifer the dark lord now. HAIL SATAN! Parents: Oh thank God, we thought you might have been dog-effing.

[@SC-ce3vp]

I assume that the parents have said every line of dialogue in this comment

[@b.lonewolf417]

For real, tho -- better a Satanist than an animal abuser!

[@alekm.3512]

It really is like an evil anime villain speech

[@allyportman8009]

It's actually shocking how a real person could sound so much like a fictional antagonist.

[@eveoftartarus2602]

Woof: 'i Am SoRrY' *John Wick wants to know your location.*

[@omgitshim]

They always make us read this giant wall of text as one last punishment for letting them get caught. That's what this feels like.

[@zerozeroninesix]

There's no way to justify what this guy did, just take what's coming to you, dude. There's no need to write a razor sharp 10 page mini-novel about the "darkness inside you." Christ. Edit: Who am I kidding? The guy can slaughter defenseless animals for sexual pleasure, without feeling any remorse. Why would he admit he's wrong?

[@possum_pwincess6267]

"I might need more tea." "I might need more weed!" My two favorite youtubers streaming together is the best thing I've ever heard

[@ewdd12]

This is the most ambitious cross over in the universe.

[@ianduarte1992]

this is the best timeline.

[@Gigadramon6]

1:26:44 There's a good reason that Friendship is Magic has a lot in common with Powerpuff Girls: The creators of the two shows, Craig McCracken and Lauren Faust, are married. Faust actually used to work on Powerpuff Girls, and the two of them collaborate on their creative works.

[@ArtsyStarleta]

Yeah idk why that never comes up whenever people go "WHY OH WHY WOULD PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHOW". Why the hell did people watch the Powerpuff Girls. Why did adults like Foster's Home. Craig and Lauren are just good showrunners. The idea that people act like adults can never like a cartoon based entirely on face-value and what the cartoon *looks like* is an idea I am so done with. From the perspective of a cartoonist and animator, the concept of your creation having such a wide appeal is the sign of a job well done.

[@Gigadramon6]

@@ArtsyStarleta At least in the case of Friendship is Magic, all of the older My Little Pony series were... not quite of the same quality, so it's very likely that anyone hearing about the series would just assume that it's the same merchandise-driven drivel that the older shows were. And from talking/listening to actual MLP fans, the series that immediately preceeded FiM was actually kind of hot garbage.

[@NotACutie]

"if you have to say you're a thing, you're _not_ that thing - because it should be self evident." So i'm not a failure then?

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

well now that you said you're not a failure you are a failure again

[@peachy_lili]

you were joking but no, you're not a failure until you quit trying :)

[@rainnxyz]

The apology sounds like a public classroom apology for throwing a rock in the window.

[@grawlixTV]

Straight up thought "deadwing dork" was in reference to Darkwing duck

[@GodOfPlague]

I can see that

[@moviemortuary4928]

I think it is, I think it's a reference to both Darkwing Duck, the song by Porcupine Tree, and the fact that he has one arm

[@matthewexelby4940]

The furry historian and abdl reviewer finally team up

[@laureng6412]

This is such a GOOD CROSSOVER

[@gabrielleeeSK]

This was such an unexpected collab but Im really not complaining 😳❤💕

[@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659]

The sequel nobody wanted but everyone needed

[@umbram8073]

He begins in his innocent youth, where he constantly was watching dogs get severely injured, wounded, and die while he watched because he cared about them so much :/

[@scallysnix.2975]

He is just SUCH a caring soul.... Truly a FUCKING victim of bullying

[@bibizaman2347]

@@scallysnix.2975 he wasn’t bullied enough

[@ImNotPartofaCultNoReallyISwear]

Someone blaming music or other media (like video games) for their disgusting actions is insane, and only worsens boomers who blame it for all evils in the world.

[@Dot_Executables]

"Lucky for you, I'm a dog lover!" -Shaggy from Scooby Doo

[@MrCrazywrench]

We gotta find the secret bitch!

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@mrwalkway4740 "Stop it, Shaggy. I'm not stupid. Are you... cheating on me?"

[@thereptiliani27]

@@MrCrazywrench watch me swoos right in!

[@winterwolf6910]

It’s so weird coming back to this and listening to the talk that’s in this letter. I’m pretty sure it was Deadwing and Fredrick in my head when a toxic ass person sent me message upon message about how awful and upset she was at how she treated me. But the thing was, it was all like this. Gaslighting with “I swear I can’t believe that was me/that wasn’t me who did those things to you”, the downplaying it and overplaying it “Oh I was such an awful person who did so many awful things but I hope maybe you can forgive me and can accept this apology”, the constant bring people in when there’s NO reason to involve them, such as the friend of Woof’s, and the seeking validation in an authority such as God or in Time, like those are the only parties responsible for passing judgment and not the actual human being the person is talking to. Not to mention the over hype of “positivity” and “I’m on the right path now” This isn’t just a narc, this is a sociopath who’s delusional and should be shot. Or choked out

[@kevincass9917]

Personally I'd give him the old Scaphism treatment.

[@legendgirl101]

"It kind of like reminds me of a KZbin apology video, except usually in those they have a dog for sympathy, and I don't think that would help woof."💀💀💀💀

[@copium5513]

Finally, my two dads in the same room

[@SC-ce3vp]

I'll have you know they're in the fireplace zone

[@Soulraven2735]

@@SC-ce3vp Hopefully, this zone's theme doesn't mention feet

[@dustinrausch5008]

"I guess they were of the Shady clan." And, of course, their infamous clan head, Slim.

[@sillyd0g]

i'm glad you guys also got kinda hung up on him referring to the two dobermans he supposedly loved so much as "the male" and "the female" because that stood out to me too. to me it just feels like a tell that even if he is expressing what he thinks is genuine love for these dogs he knew, he's still objectifying them. i work at a dog daycare and supplement my income with dogsitting, so i spend basically my entire life around dogs by choice, and i wouldn't even refer to dogs i've never met by their sex, let alone dogs i love and have a bond with. if he had such a meaningful emotional bond with these dogs that he commemorates their names in his usernames to this day, why would he wait to tell us their names until the very end of that big long anecdote in favor of referring to them in such a detached and clinical way. i do believe he thinks that what he felt for those dogs was love, but i think what he always felt was a love of the feeling of being around the object of his attraction. ps i loved the last podcast shoutout

[@nekophysics4356]

finally, my two favorite youtubers have joined forces! now all we need is archive the wolf and dumbsville to hop on board and we've got ourselves the ultimate quartet.

[@kimikonofujiwara9206]

and mister metokur

[@cayugasubcrawler7638]

This reads like a sonichu comic

[@blackcirnoguro5953]

I could swear they were reading something written by Chris Chan

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

I don't like that what you said made sense, please delete this.

[@ovwarrior]

I was thinking that too while I was listening during my drive today... Very autistic

[@KOTEBANAROT]

It legit does not feel like Chris Chan at all, what are you on?

[@BubaMax]

@@KOTEBANAROT He's talking about the type of language used and the way they apologize. Like how woofs apology sounds correct when they read it in a child like manner or in a dramatic jrpg voice, Chris writes in a very similar style to make himself look like a victim/struggling hero

[@FuguFae]

Oh so I wasn’t the only one thinking it

[@HolicChan]

Fredriks voice sounds like a heavenly god, and then DWDs autistic voice pops in its a good balance

[@speedcola4378]

I could listen to Fred read a 1997 Honda Civic manual and it'd still be entertaining

[@bun197]

I think people need to take zoophilia more seriously. Many animals are being sexually abused and its treated like a joke

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

He genuinely thought this was a good idea to send this to the investigators? It reminds me of this dude who got in trouble for unlawful imprisonment and carrying a concealed weapon as a convicted felon (he robbed a guy and held a gun to his stomach to keep him quiet) and when he went in for sentencing sang some garbage song about how he was so sorry to the victim and the judge. He really thought doing that would get him a lesser sentence... okay guy 👌🏻

[@juannaym8488]

At the bottom of the desc "I'm not adding the thing about not harassing anybody in the video, because lol."

[@nyloaf]

If by metal music he means the "metal" that radio stations talk about when blasting imagine dragons, then i understand why hes batshit crazy tbh

[@festering_vomitous_mass]

HEEEELL YEAH WELCOME TO HARD ROCK RADIO WHERE WE PLAY THE HARDEST ROCK AROUND, NO PUSSY SHIT JUST FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOCK, anyway here's 21 Pilots, Imagine Dragons and Panic at the Disco

[@connorpickens7523]

"If he likes them furry, burn him in a hurry." - Confucius, Aristotle, Ghandi, and Einstein, simultaneously

[@ugluk4905]

Connor Pickens the Buddha also made this assertion.

[@suwashack4503]

Across the ages, our greatest minds have joined forces to condemn this creature

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

"Humanity is a mistake" - Humans, Including Furries and other fandoms.

[@munchymuffins5187]

I'm literally like... Dude I listen to black metal... Like doom metal, growling and screaming and rough guitar that lasts for 15 minutes a song and uhh No. Dude I have the temperament, attitude, and look of a hallmark movie quirky librarian. Black metal has nothing to do with this Woof is just a terrible, terrible person

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

The "best way" to clear your name is to deflect the blame. Helter Skelter made Charles Manson lead a suicide cult. Video games cause school shootings. And black metal leads to dog-fucking. It's just the way of the sociopath, to try and shift attention away from themselves.

[@SlavoidUkr]

Don't call that monster "a person"

[@capthavic]

Woof: I'm not a danger! Dredd: I knew you'd say that.

[@BioticPlatypus]

Unexpected, but pretty great.

[@Geospasmic]

Woof went looking for all of this stuff. He talks about falling down the rabbit hole, as though that's something that just happens to you, and not a deliberate search. He exposed himself to the material to the point where he became inured, and then chose to continue by acting it out. He calls it brainwashing, but he wasn't subjected to any of it. He chose to get involved because he wanted to. He was going after the things he wanted to see.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I cannot handle the part where ya'll start reading it like a JRPG villain. Holy god I'm in tears.

[@JimeLello]

I love how he thinks that people would only be disappointed in him

[@specter7994]

6:50 Deadwing reaches his inner Joel

[@catherinesutton7189]

THIS IS SUCH AN OOF i physically couldnt finish the last stream lmao

[@neoqueto]

I've yiffed things you people wouldn't believe.

[@ttthttpd]

Damn it, take my like

[@andeggbreaks]

I must admit I thought of this monologue incessantly when Woof was talking about the dark web

[@JagrasSneedandFeed]

The one winged angel bit is absolutely top fucking tier. I almost lost my shit at work, I didn't expect it to be so perfectly suited

[@voivodadracula1936]

I would have chosen "Those chosen by the planet" instead but "One winged angel" is still felt fitting

[@KazuTree]

I'm so glad Fredrik broke out the "All-Caps Yelling But Still Speaking At A Normal Vocal Tone" forr this in the beginning.

[@tarruvi]

This apology felt more like the last ramblings of a D-Class about to be sent into the cell with a Keter SCP. But, even they don’t know the gravity of what they did to end up there. It even had [Redacted] in this [Redacted] apology. This colab is awesome.

[@SilverlineXZero]

Mr Redacted is so obviously Mister Metokur it hurts LMAO.

[@loserinasuit7880]

The revenge line makes me think it is someone else. And the fact it is redacted could point it to someone he knows and redacted it to not dox him.

[@PlatypusAfro]

Fredrik's weak "Ooh, I might need more tea..." at 21:48 is my response to any stressful situation

[@eternal4881]

Just watched this stream when I was bored to now learn that Woof is actually Cuban. I apologize on behalf of all Cubans. We reject him.