Dean Martin & Andy Griffith - Birds & Bees Sketch

[@bibledoctor7623]

When people really knew how to be funny the RIGHT way! Thanks for sharing .

[@marilynwagers786]

Very sweet

[@rickbell7904]

Real comedy without foul language. The Best

[@ikkenhisatsu7170]

This has to be 45 years old, but it still had me laughing hysterically. I miss comedy.

[@nickhill8612]

Haha same here. I love it.

[@morena162]

53 this year..Some people should live forever.

[@tomegr583]

Real comedy. Me too. 65 yrs here

[@danielsweeneyjr.3117]

Thank you. Andy's crack about the truck was the best part. Fantastic Straight Man. Dean let him shine too, but he was always like that I suppose.

[@mickdeleon5072]

Andy Griffith proves his place in the pantheon of TV's greatest straight men.

[@JRobbySh]

A Face in the Crowd. They never gave him another chance like that.

[@imasonofadeadbeat2928]

@@JRobbySh You never saw Murder in Coweta County? He played bad role to Johnny Cash's sheriff role.

[@imasonofadeadbeat2928]

@@JRobbySh You never saw Murder in Coweta County? He played bad role to Johnny Cash's sheriff role.

[@aliciyahunter8203]

"he's more of a butterfly" 😂😂😂

[@rrrrdavid1]

What a great generation. Now look at us.

[@marionburden6960]

Two fine looking men❤❤😍😍

[@TWayneD1020]

Thank you for this clip !

[@walkingtrails7776]

My goodness these 2 were good looking!

[@granny13ad33]

The power of two for double laughter.

[@sneakietoad6488]

Absolutely Terrific! These two were so great together, I can't stop laughing. Dean & Don Knotts were great too.

[@angelafulgoni8427]

FUnk tHE SpuNK

[@kbrock9146]

Dean's head waggle after "butterfly". 😂

[@97carded]

Two of the coolest celebrities ever.

[@puritaegan8401]

I Love Dean Martin is one of my favorite singer.

[@abradolflincler726]

For sure I'd put him 3rd for his era: behind Frank and Nat.

[@jasonl.7037]

What a delight! Two greats! Thank you for your KZbin channel.

[@ria0964]

Men back then dressed like men always took care in how they looked in the evening they dressed as they are in the skit, these shows need to come back on tv , they are what we need in our world.

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Except for Mr Bruce 😜

[@susanhancock1634]

They had to keep it clean (with much innueneo) because of the TV censors. It was a different era - I grew up and didnt know cuss words except for damn and hell.

[@mexicanfries5336]

Ain't that a sumobitch.

[@tomegr583]

Look closely at Barbara Eden's costume in the early years of IDream of Jeannie...the censors made certain her belly button did not show. Hah the good ol' days. Check out the episode of Andy Griffith show that Barbara Eden guest starred in, it is still hilarious.

[@CrimsonRunnerToJesus]

what a hoot, these two together...

[@myronschulist3096]

dean and andy a class act!!😀

[@cserannie80]

amazing they could do comedy back then without rude words!

[@jessiejames7492]

but a lot of sexist jokes about women.

[@jessiejames7492]

theyre the stupidest ones because they make fun of women.

[@MrCcfly]

so

[@Bryant1939]

jessie james Feminist alert.

[@theguywhosright7108]

@@Bryant1939 nah we call them femies now

[@jacquelinelarsen1721]

They be rolling in their graves to be hearing the filthy comedy we have now

[@sluggzmcgee5451]

"Boys don't wear dresses." Man, if they could see this generation now!

[@TWayneD1020]

Bunch of anti-family , anti-American B.S. promoted by corrupt communist PLANTED Democrat FOOLS, in cahoots with the Hollywood trash morons all to destroy the family unit and America !!!

[@emilinebelle7811]

You can’t tell me the past was worse than today. You can’t. I’d take the past any day, all day, every day. The quality of life in the 21st century sucks!

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

They'd prolly puke.

[@oliviarigby4144]

@@TWayneD1020 Thank you! I hate being gen z, we are stupid

[@aaronm.3581]

Guys been wearing dresses for a very long time.

[@RESTEBAN1903]

Andy Griffith was a good actor ! The Andy Griffith Show and my favorite TV series: Matlock !

[@gamemasteroffun]

Enzo R. Castillo u got some shit on your profile picture

[@byronp2311]

You should see him in dramatic roles. A Face In The Crowd (1957) for instance or the made-for-TV movie Murder in Coweta County (1983) where he plays a mean, evil bastard opposite Johnny Cash. His famous smile becomes something to fear.

[@grantbeard4567]

Mr. Bruce was wearing a dress... They predicted the future

[@lindashelley3635]

I love Deans little digs at ‘crazy Shirley’ (MacLaine), whom he often made fun of because of her belief in reincarnation; “she calls me every couple of weeks, but from places that don’t have an area code!” And when he talks about the humming bird “wearing out its zipper” I’m pretty sure that’s a reference to one of Deans favourite jokes about Frank; “when he retires, they’re gonna hang his zipper in the Hall of Fame!”

[@addbioshockasachapterindea345]

what does zipper mean?

[@dangerousd9187]

Sounds about right

[@maryerb6062]

@Michael Terrell II It means he played around heavily.

[@abradolflincler726]

Pants zipper meaning Dean Martin thought of Frank Sinatra as promiscuous.

[@johnhill6412]

Just saw this for the first time here in 2024. Had me rolling. Timing and wit, where the hell did they go?

[@rubywingo6030]

Advanced smooching! Lol!

[@patriciacrenshaw2475]

Things weren't that different back then. And his 'son' certainly knew more than he thought he did. Great tongue in cheek skit.

[@MegaRadio90]

AWSOME they got away with laying it between the lines and not one dirty word!! Lol lol....

[@Steacy783NUTS]

Still living by good old sorry to say ENGLISH/BRITISH rules of comedy ! No overt references to sex , religion , sports , or politics and no vulgarity (SWEAR WORDS) !

[@davefordavefor]

Wickedly funny!!!

[@gilvogt4440]

I miss old America.....normalcy made a wrong turn somewhere along the line.....what happened to our morals and family values......

[@niksatt4843]

Yeah I miss when certain people couldn't go on golf courses too.

[@bessieknapper8700]

Dean and Andy. Andy is going to tell him about the birds and bees.

[@phaedrabacker2004]

Good stuff.

[@nickhill8612]

Haha yes. Love it

[@jimmyc2895]

No talent like this in hollywood anymore

[@johnstriker480]

WOW :-D Never saw this before :D

[@margaretbedwell58]

You need to check out Andy;s stand up comedy. He was hillarious. May he RIP.

[@thelastjohnwayne]

"That's another category".........

[@StephenPaulTroup]

LOL!...Advanced Smooching!

[@likesanddislikesetc]

Stephen Troup 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kennethphillips2208]

Best clean comedian was Red Skeleton. That's not to take away from that era.

[@maryerb6062]

Yes, but he knew millions of dirty jokes and he told them when it was appropriate. He was brilliant.

[@roberthuot7887]

Funny in this skit, and most of them, dean always dropped his cigarette on the floor, then crushed it as you see in this skit @ 0:47. Poor deano couldn't perform without a cigarette in hand. But, he was such pure joy and the greatest in his field.

[@larryshaver3568]

I KNOW! comedy today is seldom really funny ,just smartassy

[@sbjennings99]

Awesome informative Video experience Y'alls God Bless Ya 🙌🙏

[@Bionic_Fonzie]

DEAN: "Can we have some facts of life music?" You take the good, you take the bad You take them both, and there you have The facts of life, the facts of life

[@adammyers5060]

now can i tell you about the birds and the bees? Dean Martin: who cares about the birds and the bees! I wanna know about wife swappin! :D :D :D :D :D

[@henriscamardo874]

Classy guys back then. Real men, not wishy washy whiney metrosexual wimps. And no profanity and degenerate BS or PC either. Those were the days.

[@Lorenzconnok]

Also note, they got away with making a joke that they would be shamed for making today - When they made reference to the lucky guy that "Gets to put the body make-up on the girls". If anyone said that today, they would immediately be met by social justice warriors, and screams of the "Objectification of wimin!!!". Why might there be metrosexual wimps today? The answer to that, and why these men were able to make that remark back then and why they would not be able to do so today, is telling as to how freely men are able to speak in a society.

[@jeffbasalto5274]

Yes thats what i ment thank you for that

[@ArthurMorgan-pq4tr]

The 72 people who disliked are Mr. Bruce

[@denisejones2691]

I love Andy Griffiths the best in the world

[@SidneyBeans]

Ahead of its time.

[@mightymouse9929]

Classic

[@robinlach8076]

thanks

[@robinlach8076]

for letting me see your show and your music is great

[@extrafucked9098]

Legends

[@phillipecook3227]

" He's gonna wear out his zipper". Easy tiger ...... 🙂

[@djdon60]

Where are Mr. Martin's gold-buckled, velvet loafers?!

[@bessieknapper8700]

Office Picnic. 1st thing about girls. Mr.Bruce. Crazy Shirley. She wants to play Docter. Wife Swapen. The Birds and Bees.This was with Dean and Andy.

[@shawnwells5719]

Obviously they didn't rehearse for this show. Nearly every sketch, they orient at 90 degrees from each other and read over one another's far shoulder.

[@maryerb6062]

Dean put in one day a week for rehearsal. The reading drives me nuts. It's lazy prep. Bob Hope read everything off cue cards. Ugh!!

[@SR-iy4gg]

@@maryerb6062 So what? It worked.

[@melsop54]

Wanna know why they could make such great comedy without immense profanity? Because they could make actual jokes without being made to apologize for it. Today, people are forced to supplement with tons of profanity.

[@rodneybearden36]

vi

[@Pluviophile218]

Todays "comedians" are not funny, only vulgar. They drank the kool-aid of political correctness and mean-spiritedness.

[@corbinmcnabb]

Myles Platt This requires a certain creativity, which is often lacking today.

[@Heartwing37]

We live in insane times where people can’t even figure what gender they are.... 🤨

[@aaronm.3581]

I'm so glad these two are still with us. They should do another show like this.

[@abradolflincler726]

Dean Martin died in 1995, and Andy Griffith died in 2012.

[@aaronm.3581]

@@abradolflincler726 Uhh, no. Quit spreading your evil lies Adolf Lucifer

[@thelastjohnwayne]

Goobers hat with add ons

[@katiesioux7757]

Facts of life music... You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there ya have the facts of life Lol

[@AnthonyWLeone]

Dean: "One night I looked in the window of the hairdressing parlor and I saw Mr. Bruce was wearing a dress." Andy: "That's an another category." I know it's not politically correct, but it was cute and funny.

[@JusMO30]

Notice at 0:50 the cigarette magically dissapears out of dean martin's hand.

[@lindashelley3635]

Justin Moerli You can see him throw it on the floor and put it out with his foot. He did that a lot, or sometimes he would do a comic bit where he would throw the cigarette and cover his ears like it would go off like a bomb/hand grenade! It’s always a wonder to me how the studio floor wasn’t covered with cigarette burns!

[@JusMO30]

Linda Shelley hahaha nice! Yeah i remember the time he did that at the spectacular frank sinatra show. Here's a cover i did of return to me. Enjoy kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5Cnfnt_f7KimMU

[@calebmalpin6926]

These clips are wonderful but the comments are just a load of people complaining about men being pretty and cursing too much. Its silly.

[@Freub]

Dan Tabor

[@RetroFan]

But, it's true.

[@corinavalher7904]

Witty is needed to such pleasant and funny sketches. Nowadays as they don't have creativity nor imagination, they want to fill out the lack of it offering nasty language and vulgar sex comments.

[@H76Pro]

those were the greats! comedians now rely on sex jokes and bad language to get a laugh!

[@jaysmith1408]

Daniel how weren't these sex jokes?

[@johnnytheg]

Dean's "Bomb the bad" button is priceless.

[@Joshua_Szymczak]

Could you imagine if this sketch was done today?? The damn democrats would be going crazy. Not one swear word and not anything offensive being said but they sure as shit would find a hundred things to bitch about. But it's OK for SNL to get away with the garbage they say. We live in a really messed up world today. God bless us all!

[@abradolflincler726]

The joke about Mr. Bruce certainly wouldn't fly.

[@madkittyjoey70]

LOL Way too funny!

[@scubatrucker6806]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanlehman244]

Comic geniuses

[@franktheo2055]

The birds and the bees and the butterflies. Swap your wife for a pickup truck - Traded in your wife for a brand new Buick Electra, now that's what I call a deal. LOL ! Good Humor Ice-cream never sound so funny !!!

[@MrScubajsb]

How comedy should be. Now we have to try to push the boundaries and make it so vile and nasty. Nothing but cussing and filth.

[@kimgallagher1667]

Yes men wore robes in the past but they wear dresses for entirely different reasons now.

[@timothyhart2796]

I will pray for pastor Linda Lee brother Joe Patterson Legacy Pointe Central Baptist Church Whitesboro Texas

[@SumTingWong70]

Funny chit!!!

[@realamerican6101]

The sounds not working .

[@sylviavmccary]

😂😂😂😂

[@tactical690r2]

AG's life was touched. He had extraordinary talent, God given talent. He acted, he taught, he entertained and he sang. Andy published many gospel albums. "Gospel" means 'The good News'. Specifically, it means the good news of Jesus Christ. This isn't his best work. Oddly, he showed his liberalism proudly with age. He took action to proactively endorse two NC governors- Easley and Purdue. Both were liberal Democrats who suffered indictments and legal folly because of their conduct. Did the Lord, that Andy hailed, give veiled monologues to the masses about butterfly men wearing dresses? How about sexual favors for ice cream treats? It's a cautionary tale. "You adulterous people, don't you know that friendship with the world means enmity against God? Therefore, anyone who chooses to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of God." James 4:4

[@suzettebennett2564]

I heard he was not liberal. First he would not do a play with Lena Horne because she was Black. Second his costar on Matlock was called the n word because he was late to the set so how is a liberal. John Wayne definitely was a racist and said so.

[@wrestlingloverslikeme4932]

LMAO

[@stevencoates3382]

MAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOCK!!!

[@adriaanboogaard8571]

Good Stuff it reminds me of Lucey and Charlton Brown . Her Holding the Footbal and pulling it away. Him landing on his back feeling Defeated. It was training for boys for I'm in the mood no too late now I'm not. . Go away. That's just nature. I had a woman Freind ask me how come men always are in the mood. I said because Women are not. We have to be ready or we wouldn't have any new babies . The problem is Men just need to leave woman alone until it's the proper time or go away . My mother and sister's taught me when my girlfriend needs her space don't question it just come back later.

[@matthewreynolds2384]

Ron DeSantis is gonna have a hard time cancelling Andy Griffin for explaining non-hetero lifestyles (and wifeswapping!) to his young impressionable son, Dean Martin.

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

Looks more like the Father is getting lectured here. Not the Son.

[@AndieZ4U2]

Old school is the new school. I hope. 🙄

[@barrymusgrove9900]

Does Dean Martin use wood preservative on his face

[@MrCtsSteve]

barry musgrove why do you say that ? You do realize the guy was outside playing golf constantly

[@gachapinCUEVA]

barry musgrove He was always tan

[@miguelBT2809]

He’s Italian. Many are swarthy. Particularly, when they preferred to be outside.

[@texasray7301]

😂

[@susieaxym]

Boys don't wear dresses do they...... well...

[@Senorzilchnzero]

Boys wear dresses in 2019. Sprite has lost its mind.

[@bobriedel3277]

I hate hearing "Andy Taylor" talk about topless square dancing, playing doctor, and wife swapping. No sir, don't like it one bit!

[@joeterp5615]

Yeah, I’m with you. Not to mention the zipper joke. But this was a time when the trendy thing was to push the envelope. Entertainers wanted to show they were with the times, hip, and not too square. I like wholesome Andy better.

[@allenlyngdoh3713]

Dean is drunk 😂

[@tomkat5626]

Smoking on stage?? This must have been the 60s when EVERYBODY smoked. Very barbaric compared to today.

[@tomegr583]

They drank on stage too, don't be shocked. It didn't warp us too bad. Check out Dean, George Goebel and Bob Newhart on Johnny Carson comedy classics, where Goebel thinks he has the audience roaring with laughter at his words But they are laughing because Dean is tapping his cigarette ash into Goebel's drink when George isn't looking. I still laugh at that clip even after seeing it a hundred times. I count myself lucky to have enjoyed these talented people when I was a kid, and we were also lucky enough to have grown up with some of the best music also. Born 1960, and remember most, if not quite all, of the 70s...we lost so many way too young, but us surviving boomers had some great experiences and accomplishments...RIP to the rat pack. Sammy Davis Jr was able to break down some barriers with just his incredible talent, too. Loved them all.

[@fenwaypark1725]

2023 wow a whole skit without the word trans. The horror the horror