Dear Toyah & Robert - Agony Aunts Episode #2

[@MrTunapie]

You have to love dry as dust British humor. 😜Also, I love that Robert is connecting with us on social media. I fell in love with KC way back in 1969, and Fripp is still my guru...

[@thomaslasch567]

You guys just brighten the day. My agony is relieved.

[@katherinehunter9526]

OMGODDESS! You two are so inspirational during these COVID-19 times. I make a point of dressing up for Sunday Brunch even though I am alone and make a wonderful feast that lasts me all day and occasionally even some leftovers for Monday morning too. I think you're revealing interesting sides of yourself, especially Robert, dancing as a UNICORN and now tomorrow singing. Wonderful. Thankyou. To those folk's who said they were with partners who didn't like King Crimson's music, it's time to move on! You're either in tune with what they music is about or like one EX said it sounds like fingernails on a blackboard. Walking papers! Music is a HUGE part of our beings and if you are on the same musical wavelength then you aren't ever going to be compatible. Get rid of that partner and don't Settle for Less again. Thanks again Toyah and Robert. You've always been a huge part of my musical love of life. But now you're an Extra special part of my week with these bits and Sunday Brunch. Happy Lughnasadh to you all. Can't believe that it's already first Harvest. ✌❤🌽🥧🍓🎸🎶🕺💃🥂🙏 🇨🇦KEH

[@sbluhrs106]

Yup, I've passed some of my vinyl on to others who were totally thrilled and happy to be exposed to new stuff.

[@tracerocks]

Dear Robert, I was a student at Berklee College of Music in the early 80’s. I attended a lecture of yours at a Boston venue. You told me to keep all my attention on my right hand. You were being heckled by a very rude person demanding that you play more music. You stated that “this appearance was promoted as a lecture so why did you come”. They said they won tickets on a radio promotion. You stomped off in disgust, which I totally supported. Problem is my attention has been focused on my right hand for nearly 40 years! Help! p.s. I played Larks Tongue in’s Aspic as the first song in my senior recital. Brought the house down in a jazz school! Thank you for the inspiration your music has brought to me.

[@bluecollarbytes7267]

ahhh, you suggest 'making the boyfriend listen to King Crimson for twelve hours'. My first introduction to King Crimson was 1970 New Years Eve, when the house-boss (communal setting) played King Crimson's "In the Court Of The Crimson King" and Mahavishnu Orchestra' "Birds Of Fire", for 12-14 hours, alternating between the two. on the first spins i thought....'what is this?' About 2 hrs in, i was hooked, and never had a better night listening to something 12-14 hrs straight.

[@garycarr2530]

Robert and Toyah you bring joy into my weekend thank you

[@kathowed]

Your kitchen has become my happy place. Thank you for inviting us in.

[@lorenamartinezgonzalez9376]

Adoro verlos! Robert Fripp y Toyah Wilcox geacias por compartir con sus admiradores la intimidad de su bella casa! Besos desde México

[@fernandogarajalde4066]

Wow, is it Sunday morning already? I'll have to play "catch up" now... 💓

[@louisemiller3622]

How does Toyah always look so amazing?!

[@katherinehunter9526]

She's tapped into her Goddess essence!

[@Setebos]

True love.

[@katherinehunter9526]

Maybe she really is a UNICORN. ✌❤🦄

[@thomaslasch567]

You guys really brighten up my day. Thank you.

[@R.M.MacFru]

Toyah & Robert, both of you are just so adorable together. Thanks for sharing!

[@wendydriver3470]

🥰 Will Farrell Legend👍 So Funny 😂 Thanks For Entertaining Us 💕👱‍♀️🤴🎶Toyah & Robert Always A Joy🎶💖

[@alyssiabeaney-young8630]

Just - thank you! Love you both xxxxxx

[@Kraatzman]

Thanks for another week of a good laugh. Keep them coming.

[@jeremythornton433]

You two are the silliest people ever! Love you!

[@gup8175]

Love you Toyah and Robert, you make life much sweeter!

[@charlesachurch7265]

When I play " No Pussyfooting" at 16rpm my friends complain and leave. Do you recommend 45 or 78rpm to retain any of the few that I have .

[@Claytone-Records]

Charles Achurch, You must send this to me ASAP as it’s your only salvation.

[@marcelodutra4753]

They are so cute!

[@ianbarnett8504]

You are both wonderful and mad. Thank you so much

[@davidbentley8848]

Will " Agony Uncle Robert" again tell the writer to "Eat More Chocolate?" Chocolate holds the Key!

[@katherinehunter9526]

Definitely, "eat more CHOCOLATE " The only food I know I CAN'T live without! ✌❤🇨🇦

[@davidbentley8848]

@@katherinehunter9526 When everything falls apart, There is Always Chocolate :)

[@katherinehunter9526]

@@davidbentley8848 Yes and I've learned to make it from scratch. So as long as I can get the coca beans I will never be out. Eat up! 😋 ✌❤🇨🇦

[@PhilipMollica]

"...become accustomed to a solitary life..." :-D

[@mightyV444]

'Blades Of Glory', yes! x-)) And gosh I wish that I still was as quick on my feet as Toyah (Adorable, by the way!) - and I'm only 50! Thank you for the good vibes, you two! And much

[@TomTobin67]

Your replies to that unicorn question was unicorny. Hahahahaha!!

[@jameslawson1793]

hi toyah and Robert be happy and don't let it get you down and you the best ☺👌✌👊👍👍👍💛💖

[@robertgough508]

Toyah u have spent well u look fantastic. I love islands a most underrated album! Keep trucking

[@peter_aka_hamamass]

Love it, just love it! 💖💖💖

[@TheBlueNomad]

I love the idea of love sprinkles....never heard of it before....Fabulous idea!

[@misterlizard]

tea out my nose at "become accustomed to a solitary life"

[@alabasterkros]

Love sprinkles😆 I tried this and it works a treat. Thanks for the advice haha! ❤NZ

[@JulesFox]

You two are so much fun = thank you.

[@jerrycrow66]

I love all this! It wouldn’t work if you were my psychotherapist! 🤒

[@tonyfleck3029]

What the f*ck Guys!!!..Thankyou, Thankyou, Thankyou for sorting my life out!! and for making me laugh out loud at the end of a hard day!!! again I say Thankyou and Bless you!!.

[@clivehorridge]

Love you guys, greetings from an old KC fan Brit in Romania, 🤣👍🏻🇷🇴🇬🇧

[@souio]

I'm surprised no one mentioned probably the most genuine smile we'll ever see on video from Robert at 2:25

[@casebookfilms611]

Question for Robert:. Can I have my knitted poppy back please?

[@Mrtapp5357]

A sitcom starring Toyah & Robert. Guest star Will Farrell. I'm on board.

[@katherinehunter9526]

I'm sure he would come. To think of these two watching Will Ferrell movies cracks me up already. But them watch a Ron Burgundy in Anchor Man is truly hilariously enlightening. It's a guilty pleasure that I won't ever be ashamed to admit to watching.. Bwahahah. ✌❤🎶🎸🦄🇨🇦

[@marymary7124]

Merci Vous êtes de plus you are Great Bisous

[@juankgonzalez6230]

Never have I seen an artist roast his fanbase as deeply and sincerely as Fripp has throughout these videos, especially at 7:30

[@chrishyde1216]

Toyah & Robert, following your Will Ferrell point, have you seen Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga? It's almost as uplifting as your lovely videos.

[@jameslawson1793]

oi toyah and Robert good one and funny ☺💛💚👌👍✌

[@paulnolan4971]

lol straight away the heart is lightened :) ty kids

[@mightyV444]

And you two are Twin Flames, aren't you! :-))

[@derekkerr7053]

What a nice couple.I love King Crimson and toyah to.

[@juijitsu2000]

Dear Toya and Robert,I love your advice presentation.While listening to it should I embibe expensive scotch or injest drugs or try sobriety to fully enjoy your clever antics?

[@michellelincoln3933]

Love the cock in a sock reference Toyah! 😂😂😂

[@Mordred478]

As a result of this series, I've just watched an old documentary on Toyah. I guess this was a pretty typical example of how musicians from one side of the Pond could be big stars at home without reaching music fans on the other side, back in the early 80s. The one thing the documentary did not cover was when Toyah first hear King Crimson's music and what her initial reaction was. I'd be interested to hear that story.

[@geoffpoole483]

Toyah's appearance on "This is Your Life" is worth watching. Robert features too.

[@misterakt]

oooo Robert said a rude word

[@postie64]

Will Ferrell .. haha... not only could he move in , he could also jam with King Crimson, playing some most excellent polyrhytmic cowbell.

[@olivieropeaquin1757]

Che coppia 🤗🤗🤗 fantastici

[@dskinner6263]

Neutral Tones BY THOMAS HARDY We stood by a pond that winter day, And the sun was white, as though chidden of God, And a few leaves lay on the starving sod; - They had fallen from an ash, and were gray. Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove Over tedious riddles of years ago; And some words played between us to and fro On which lost the more by our love. The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing Alive enough to have strength to die; And a grin of bitterness swept thereby Like an ominous bird a-wing…. Since then, keen lessons that love deceives, And wrings with wrong, have shaped to me Your face, and the God curst sun, and a tree, And a pond edged with grayish leaves.

[@katherinehunter9526]

Hauntingly beautiful, thanks for sharing. ✌❤🇨🇦

[@joshuak4372]

Shostakovic views on Social Realism. A Working Title.

[@alexfletcher5192]

'I'd put his feet in cement' - but what if he liked that?

[@alxrzbba9430]

just to see you together puts me hgh... tnx... i hope I'll see you 4 ever... :)

[@alxrzbba9430]

you are just like kidz.... ( I live with my (80 more more so parents...) it's like a taste for good food... :)

[@dscapes1]

8 people have voted on this and it hasn't even aired yet wtf! Also why is Robert Fripp so upset?

[@Fabiopalmieri67]

One possible alternative question: why are you projecting upset onto Robert Fripp? 😁

[@dscapes1]

@@Fabiopalmieri67 People have no sense of humour these days.

[@cargumdeu]

@@dscapes1you have a sense of humour? Please tell.

[@dscapes1]

@@cargumdeu Fimk

[@stonerdoom3481]

I was watching quadrophenia on film 4 the other night and toyah hasnt changed much in 40 years.

[@Beantbeantbeant]

robert will be singing tomorrow... no way.

[@charlesachurch7265]

You are lovely xxx

[@patriciak4865]

HI Robert and Toyah

[@Pighood]

Just saw your mensh on Gimme Gimme Gimme

[@lovescatsthing]

😂😂😂😂 love you guys xxxxx

[@lucianovargas6677]

The unicorn!!

[@paulnolan4971]

NO DONT SELL YA VINYL MAN !

[@vicesquadpunk]

Who is Wilf Harrel? ✊️😊 x

[@keithchiv6166]

all very humerous, but ,though i cant quite equate the wholething, it s a shame that the unforgettable impact of the 1st three lps ,with the sinfield esoteric influence were passed by the later techno jazz rock thing,etc. (im sure that this mildly critical comment wont be welcomed.....)

[@geoffpoole483]

Not at all.

[@grahamh4960]

I have a question that I have been agonising over since the 1980's, can I ask it here. When CDs came out in the 80's, it was said that you could spread jam on them and they would still play (See twitter.com/bbcarchive/status/969580823623163904?lang=en.) What album disk from the 80's from each of you would you choose me to spread something on and what topping to use? Marmite/Peanut Butter/KY Gel/... be creative please!!! I thank you so much and promise I will eat whatever you choose...

[@doyoumind9356]

Hope those pants are clean

[@harvey1954]

Put his feet in cement? How about putting his ears in cement before you play any more King Crimson? Worked for me.

[@papal_bull5717]

Not too scripted. Insert ending of Easy Money here. 🤪

[@Claytone-Records]

Send me your lp’s.

[@paulnolan4971]

lol TOYAH socks man

[@vivlaughlove_]

Has Toyah seen Hot Fuzz?

[@robewan9170]

How can u not like king crimson...jezzo top 5 bands

[@Bricameron]

Shostakovich.

[@banba317]

I do not like King Crimson; never have; I do recognize the high level of musicianship, but the compositions are just not my cup of tea. However, I LOVE these videos and the both of you! Cheers!

[@paulbuxton1326]

Lol Nuts these two are 😅

[@paulnolan4971]

LOL TURN IT UP lol social realism

[@bennettskb555]

😂👏❤️

[@MOUBARRET]

👁 El ojo

[@iain860]

Which is better... the ability to stalk, hunt, personalise and ultimately kill a stag for food, or listen to lazy people who think lettuce will improve survivability in Humans. How hard is it to track and kill lettuce 😑 Vegetables and fruit are living entities! Have they no rights! Apart from celery, cant abide celery.

[@davidanderson9569]

Well it’s a mist art aye

[@7cColin]

Bugger Shostakovitch, long and unendurable symphonies and the string quartets are worse. Totalitarianism in music, but you two cheer me up.

[@palpic9304]

leave a solitary life with a cat or more

[@ebrombaugh]

I Advance Socked.

[@alxrzbba9430]

get rid of the none king crimson boyfriend.. if he don't get it he probably has a very tine small iq... don't worry... you'll find a better man... be strong!

[@ThabourinGilles]

Hello Robert you re not so red for a King Crimson may be Toyah has not the same power than a young person guide to king Crimson

[@DenWkd]

I'm sorry but I don't like king crimson is not my kind of music. All that matters is he makes my Idol happy no matter what I think

[@chetbroan2790]

Love KC, Love Robert. Sorry- The Lady is far too unctuous

[@shawneebabe10]

eveileb ot rewop eht