Dear Toyah & Robert - Agony Aunts Episode #3

More of your social, emotional and physical predicaments are addressed with care and attention by the deeply unqualified Toyah Willcox and Robert Fripp. Find out at 18:00 on Saturday 8 August if your quandary has been solved.
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[@thepaulmacfarlane]

I’m so glad I get to live at the same time as you two.

[@jeffrichards4399]

I am sure King Crimson's music does make children more intelligent. When my daughter was a baby, I use to sing her to sleep with"The court of the Crimson King.. 21 years later and she has just got a first-class degree in Economics.

[@katherinehunter9526]

I completely agree about this. Wonder if you could get a grant to actually study the affects of King Crimson music from conception through to 21 or maybe even older. I can think of worse stuff they waste money studying. Especially if it does turn out that the children's I Q was increased. Congrats on your Daughter's achievements! ✌❤👑🦄💃🎶🎸

[@trapezoidspangle934]

I’m generally ok with being 52 and living alone with my dog but when I see you two it makes me sad that I’ll probably never know the joys of being in such a beautiful loving relationship.

[@MakeWeirdMusic]

“Prostrate yourself before your wife and ask for mercy.” Hah!

[@loddude5706]

'It's Mercy's day off mate, you'll have to do with me . . .'

[@Blacktull89]

Can this go viral? Please? This is so light-hearted and nice I wish this would go viral as opposed to the negativity we have right now. Also, this is pure relationship goals. You can feel their chemistry. Its beautiful.

[@gup8175]

Thank you Toyah and Robert for making Saturday morning brighter! Peace and Love!

[@chtozashumadrakinet5419]

Hello from Russia, stay rock, i like KC & Тоуаh

[@diginos6157]

It's great to see this side of you both! I have loved you for so long Toyah and it's great to see .that you have someone that loves you like Robert so obviously does A match made in heaven !!!

[@sharonbaker3007]

Thank you so much Toyah and Robert!! That was wonderful!!!💙💙💙🐰🐰🐰

[@SJPDurham]

Dear Toyah & Robert, loving your Agony Aunt section. You brighten my day and make me smile. Stay safe and in love. 🌈🇬🇧💕 Simon.

[@anthonycashero7605]

Peace guys. Thank you.

[@olexanderdub5433]

I'm from Ukraine. I first heard King Crimson in 1980. Since then it is my one of my favorite rock bands. And Mr. Robert Freep is the best guitarist in the world.

[@charlytaylor1748]

he's my favourite living musician

[@paulsantamaria2605]

Wonderful! FREEP! Xlnt!

[@BillSchwab]

You guys are the best

[@davidlevasseur8484]

You guys are the Best ..

[@jupiterlegrand4817]

MORE FRACTURE! (Having sat with my friends and heard that song for the first time in absolute awe c. 1974, the idea of being in a kitchen with the man who wrote and played it...and hearing that first whole-tone phrase...well, I can well see myself in tears.)

[@theo9952]

that was GOOD ! Short & sweet !

[@RobertZarywacz]

Bless you, both!

[@Tackytiger74]

This is fast becoming my favourite KZbin channel. I just love the irreverence and humour of it. What a great way to reconnect with two great British Rock / pop/ punk icons - just love it, so cool and they pull it off magnificently....Well done guys!! Love you!

[@geoffgreen8023]

Wonderful, I am fulfilled by the splendid nuttiness. Looking forward to the next transmission...

[@HighnoonsVinyl]

I could listen to you two all day. This is seriously some of the best videos in the internet. Cheers!

[@FerranK68]

Thanks Mr. Fripp and wife Toyah

[@martinandres3577]

I love you very, very much. Before Corona i was only a Robert Fripp/King Crimson Fan. Since Corona I love your Messages on KZbin. You are the Greatest

[@paulwalters9885]

This the kind of stuff we need just now. Absolutely mad! If you haven't got any sense of humour then this is definitely not for you. I love this! Thanks Toyah and Robert.

[@IgnacioGomezPrats]

I really love you, thanks Robert for King Crimson and Toyah for your mood and beauty. From Latin America, with love Ignacio

[@frankremus9873]

Hello this is great!

[@mbass718]

Thank you for always bringing smiles to my face with your insanely mad and loving videos! Usually my face melts when seeing or listening to Crimson...these videos tighten the old skin back up and have me grinning from ear to ear!

[@susanbrown2909]

King crimson..I admit i hadn’t heard of it before, my mistake. But I love listening to one song in particular called ‘starless’...and fracture is just brilliant. I’m making up for it...Robert is so talented.

[@banba317]

Absolutely delightful! Thank you! Be well!

[@duaneberry3298]

Can't help but love you two.

[@paulauksztulewicz4803]

Magnificent! Both of you! Absolutely splendid!

[@Almamater25]

Oh... this was really fun! "Postrate yourself before your wife, plead guilty and ask for mercy". Superb sarcasm and humor, so accurate for these days... 👏👏👏

[@Romany1111]

Really enjoy these. Thanks for shooting them, and not shooting one another after all this time in semi-isolation.

[@guspisano9777]

As always, thank you both

[@mrcuthbertgriswald]

God bless these loons,, brings a smile to my face every time - chord stuff was excellent, the undisputed King and Queen of the lockdown - they deserve knighthoods, oddly enough, for services to sanity xx

[@steveg219]

So fun and fun is good especially now

[@rickyjohnson8904]

As mad as a box of frogs , smarter than your average bear. Legends.

[@kathowed]

Bless your hearts.

[@glynprice3815]

Love you both. Keep up the great work.

[@davidirvine4294]

This is the funniest one yet - can't stop laughing! What a duo!

[@Rupninjatrash]

Greetings from Brazil! I just found out about the agony aunts videos and I love them! Full version of Toyah singing 21st century schizoid man, when?

[@umbertoyltp]

Toyah, I love your strong voice, your vibrato reminds me of Dusty Springfield.

[@mightyV444]

"Chihuahua" - Thank you for adding to my ongoing chihuahua synchronicity! x-))

[@viperkeeper]

Cheers! Love these little videos.

[@leaturk11]

Great post. Loved it.

[@rageagainstthenumpty4608]

Toyah you stunner.

[@peter_aka_hamamass]

Makes me smile every time 💟💟💟

[@ianbarnett8504]

Totally lovely

[@jameslawson1793]

oi toyah Robert all I can say very very very good and toyah can't wait to see you back at the Glasgow classic grand ☺💛💜💚👍👍👍✌👊

[@benlogan100]

Super talented, but somehow so down to earth and playful. Subscribed. True rockers

[@lonbozarth]

Your fun is ours, as well. Thanks to you two.

[@jsteed44]

What a happy couple they make; with eccentric sense of humor. Love your posts.

[@gabiharogomez]

Gracias por estos vídeos, es muy agradable poder escucharles.

[@farangkinok]

Thumbs up, no deep comment, Just thumbs up. Joy to you both.

[@shakysenior]

You make my weekend. Please don’t stop!

[@miguelangelcrimson5670]

Robert, ¿Cuando nos enseñarás tu técnica? Esperamos tus clases y tutoriales. Gracias!

[@gregkunkel8704]

Highly qualified. That's good advice for everybody

[@simonwithers4941]

a delight Toyah and Robert. x

[@Riddim4]

You two are treasures.

[@dylanturner3216]

I just wouldn’t be ok if you two we’re not doing this. You need a damn tv show. Mr. Fripp makes for an excellent straight man.

[@boulevardmonsterdame]

From the Internet to the Internet good work

[@MrLargePig]

How wonderful!

[@1nelsondj]

Robert Fripp once wrote about being inspired by Béla Bartók's string quartets, it got me hooked on them. Thank you, sir. Also his guitar solo on Brian Eno's song 'St. Elmo's Fire' is my all-time favorite by anyone. It moves me.

[@scottmmm5275]

Your a joyous couple. It give me faith in long term relationships. 🙏

[@hafstrat]

Wonderfully eccentric. Fascinating couple. Nice les Paul too 👍🏼

[@paulmorris1427]

I would love a bit darshan Robert toured with David Sylvian in 1993 I know a long shot but hey I've been furloughed 19 weeks . love your hair Toyah . love your sessions

[@rollacoastaride1937]

so refreshing to see a happy couple these days, and quite witty too, cool

[@windycity1828]

So funny this pair.....

[@darringodden7225]

Unique I wish I could ask a question but I only know where's me socks Mand

[@rcpsammy7186]

You two are something else ☺

[@beefver1]

good, very nice , as usual. Toyah is so tender to read the exact words of " 21st century..." maybe she was little bit afraid to get a wrong! Please , Toyah, can you sing " falling angel" too? thanks

[@jimbos3421]

King Crimson was a favorite of mine in the 70’s, now your a favorite of mine in 2021! Hows that for classic age-less-ness!!!!!

[@NigelT57]

Woo hoo!!! Chords to Schizoid as played by the man himself. Thank you. I'm just off to severely piss off the family big time with my practising :)

[@rockybalboa1977]

That ending ❤ You are the best 🙂

[@karenmilovich3088]

Such silliness and fun! No, I’m sure I’ve never heard a B flat chord at a KC show. I DARE you, Robert!😁 Toyah, you’re adorable as always!

[@jamescriag671]

Why am I not surprised Toyah and Robert read the Financial Times? Robert is smartly dressed like a well to-do banker (Ever since the album Exposure I think. Toyah presents like a Grand Dame of the theatre. :-)

[@gingergeezer3685]

If you read his diaries, he reads the FT weekend edition all the time.

[@CesarVzqz115]

This video is sooooo Blessed

[@marcstern9926]

Thanks for the needed chuckle. Robert, is that a LP with a Floyd? Is it not 600lbs?

[@jeffblack5024]

I remember being stood 3ft away from Robert watching League of Gentlemen back in the 80s. I noticed his massive octave-spanning hands then. I couldn’t physically play that stuff with my little mitts. Where can I get a hand transplant?

[@paulsantamaria2605]

Yo Jeff. Mr. Fripp is a small man. How then does he spread like that? Relaxation. I am 5'4" tall and I can easily do 7-fret stretches that are not painful. Thumb waaaay back and down on the neck, relax and lead with the "baby finger". No one points at a UFO to a group of gobstruck passers-by with their baby finger, always the index finger. Learn to stretch that baby...it's the answer.

[@misfit2022]

Why does the chihuahua behave like this.? “It’s a mystery” Boom Boom

[@charlesachurch7265]

I had a party last night and my house band played a blinding version of "Epitath" xxx

[@vinliberato9218]

Whoa Mr Fripp screwed up a chord progression! He is HUMAN after all!

[@biriani]

Hello/. so yeah the first gig i went to in london was to see Toyah at the hammersmith odeon on the Changeling tour. I was 15 and got told off by the bouncers for dancing too much-Very much enjoying your videos.xxx

[@michaelwalton4017]

I wanna tiny Gibson Les Paul!😃🎸🎶

[@loddude5706]

It's breeding a roadie big enough to carry it . . . safely : )

[@davidadams2395]

Yeah, and the case.

[@steveg1700]

We Love you too!!

[@dmanster]

Hello, I really enjoy your videos. Thank you. If you are taking questions, will you please honor us with a personal memory of John Wetton? Thank you very much, Dennis, near Los Angeles

[@Mrbrbusby]

There was an old fashioned band of married men. That worked very well when they looked up to Dave for encouragement. ⚡️⚡️

[@tolovesophia]

i love these. you guys are cute. thanks

[@DJ-yc1rc]

Robert, Does she have a sister like her? I want to marry one like her. I do envy you after watching you two having fun online her. Also what looper pedal do you use these days...thanks

[@typicalramen]

Dear Toyah and Robert, do you have any secrets as to how you lovely folks enjoy life without a worry in the world? Quarantine is really getting to me and my friends. - ダメだねダメよダメなのよ

[@LaZoucheCustomshop]

If your rich nothing worries you.... well maybe losing your money but that's it.

[@thecozooksofbrixham6666]

Hello Toyah and Robert. Whilst 'Sheep Farming in Barnet' and 'The Blue Meaning' are never off of my turntable - IEYAAAA! - I also own 'The Cheerful Insanity of Giles Giles and Fripp'! Now, at the risk of triggering a grinding and gnashing of teeth, i hereby risk a cliché by asking, of the latter LP, is this a record? Because, I've listened to it a few times now and I'm still not sure!

[@jereuter01]

Wow! Nice pair.

[@mysterirhys]

Nothing breaks in 5/4 time.

[@Lu_Woods]

"Nothing breaks in 5" ...LOL thanks sweeties

[@williamtaylor874]

you to are awesome !

[@Soundbrigade]

Didn’t you, Robert, play those chords on the album Cheerful Insanities of Giles, Giles and Fripp? And aren’t you as goofy now as you were on that insanely goofy album? (Peter Sinfield adviced me once, long time ago, not to try and get it, but I managed to track it down and I simply love it, because it is so cheerfully insane.)

[@MEGAMIGA]

Dear Toyah and Robert. Will you, Toyah, sing on a King Crimson record? Also will KC ever play in my hometown of Tours, in France?

[@victotronics]

Do you own a copy of "Sunday all over the World - Kneeling at the Shrine"?

[@ricardomessina3800]

@@victotronics a hidden gem.

[@Rog5446]

I don't think the rest of the band would stand for nepotism.

[@98Golem]

I lov you both

[@leegraves101]

What did the drummer say when he finally got to use the microphone? Would you like fries with that?

[@stevo43068]

Love.

[@MichaelAdashefski]

Dear Toyah & Robert, My wonderful wife came to America from China 21 years ago. We live outside of Nashville and I've taken her to see Crimson several times since we moved here. She likes the music but says she doesn't understand any of it. What can be done to help her out? Most sincerely, Uncle Mikey