Death Metal Grandma + The Bouncing Drummer

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[@TheGRIMFILM]

Glad you liked our grandma vid! :)

[@sidthejovian5105]

You're the creator? Wow, I realised that I'm from the same place that video was recorded.

[@timurphree5757]

No!

[@mike971000]

I couldn't find it

[@randomchannel5686]

@@mike971000 just search metal grandma and you’ll find it

[@kishascape]

If ours was truly a just society you would be king

[@jasonbroadway8927]

3:58 His cymbal handle broke Jared, he can't pick it up :(

[@piotrgoacki9070]

Let's bump it up to he can see it

[@voteZDLR]

Yeah this clip has been floating around for a while now. I am not sure which exact one he saw but if he saw the original post, I am 100% sure it is in the description that the handle on the cymbal broke which made it so he COULDN'T pick it up. If it's a common problem, you'd think the teacher would be out in the wings or whatever with backups for all instruments that it could happen to. Hell at least have a back up plan. Anything other than forcing an awkward salute for the remainder of the song.

[@gavinmalone8186]

Specifically, the cymbal fell off of the sleeve. Still... In a professional setting the cymbal player would pretend to still have a cymbal on their arm.

[@rgie6855]

I went to the same school as that kid

[@DDFYO]

poor kid hahahah

[@Joost.]

3:55 a bit of backstory, the cimbal actually broke. I believe the kids family was close with the military (I believe some members served for the military) and the kid started to salute the flag because he couldn't do anything else.

[@SeekTheLordJesusChrist7]

This helped so...so much. Thank you

[@TheRumpelstinskin]

@@SeekTheLordJesusChrist7 rofl

[@MrAlwaysRight]

That was WAY too much backstory.

[@Joost.]

Well, I guess I just don't like Jared making fun of that kid while he did the most honourable thing he could do at that point 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@sidthejovian5105]

I'm gonna prank my school playing this Grandma Metal during the Chinese New Year celebration at school, trust me.

[@onlyshmeehere]

Helix Jovian That will be the best prank ever

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@onlyshmeehere Ermm, not so but it's just to scare em

[@reneebear3641]

You mean like online school, right?

[@sidthejovian5105]

@@reneebear3641 Yes. And no

[@madjack1748]

I'm gonna prank my grandma by playing school music

[@user-nu1oc9si1v]

Ok, Metal Grandmother was amazing!

[@cameronmoreno7313]

So UNEXPECTED hahaha it's really good

[@Serpantor]

Nice pfp

[@Kippin71-d9q]

Meh

[@samjames8259]

6:56 babymetal in 50 years

[@jimjob1056]

It would be cool if they actually learned how to scream by then

[@user-vc8by1ml4d]

Oh no

[@Vandlyzz]

nope, babymetal cant scream like that

[@DrVoodoo]

Grannymetal

[@xxrandom_userxx9994]

yess

[@orbitalism4686]

1:44 "YOOOOOOOOOOOO" that broke me :'DDD

[@noobgod2997]

I nearly pooped

[@alahpret1438]

That's Deadsquad .. indonesian death metal...

[@beerok82]

Where can I find the overdubbed version??

[@BigZChannel]

@@alahpret1438 who's asking?

[@alahpret1438]

@@BigZChannel not for you.. i'm not asking you to come here... please,be friendly maan...

[@Vortex0315]

0:18 is "Nailwound - Dog eat dog" just so you don't need to take a trip. and also 1:12 is "behold the crown" by after the burial

[@RazorWolfy512]

thx man

[@erikengvall]

Everyone seems to dislike Evergreen and I don't get why, 'cause all the tracks are sick.

[@lilhomofreshy3055]

thanks you, hero

[@JOhnDoe-nl4wj]

thanks my dude

[@dodsbringaren3698]

You are awesome bro, thank you

[@26muca07]

Old people in China: It does Djent.

[@falconsh92]

6:10 "You don't look that good. What's wrong?" "I'm a little seasick." "But how?" "I played Drumms."

[@SuicidalPanda2]

1:40 was definitely the best one!

[@marcferrer1442]

6:08 isn't even funny, it's just awesome

[@katskratchkustumz]

who are they?

[@floridianthrasher5426]

Buckethead needs this guy

[@vincent-ow8ss]

Jared, just do a video of you jamming on drums.

[@theshyguy1580]

I remember when he used to do those. It was so long ago.....

[@vincent-ow8ss]

The ShyGuy Yeah.

[@Lucdera]

Like another video of drummers on drugs or smth :D

[@vincent-ow8ss]

MarioGamings Yes!

[@vincent-ow8ss]

MarioGamings Kind of

[@preziosestelle7368]

Jared: *Is not laughing* Janice from Friends: "Oh, My, God"

[@albertvasu5489]

😂

[@preziosestelle7368]

@@albertvasu5489 😩😂

[@highpsi7463]

1:40 onwards is pure genius. By far the funniest!

[@skullyozeez6781]

the band at 1:39 is DeadSquad, Indonesian technical death metal band. Really sick, I'd recommend checking them out. The clip used on the vid is from "Patriot Moral Prematur"

[@xhagrwl4659]

We all Know Dude... DeadSquad... from indo Thanks infoemation..

[@AyBee9725]

Link to the grandma metal band WHERE?? ??

[@adamchew4138]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5nFhYKGjNxsjaM

[@AyBee9725]

YES omg thank you!! !

[@patrickjordan8373]

@@adamchew4138 Bless You Chew! I spent a half an hour trying to search this video. This is as good as it gets.

[@braindeafofficial2677]

@@adamchew4138 The hero we deserve

[@godvandamme9921]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2eUY2OHhNGmnLc

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's fact: When watermelons are grilled or baked, they lose their granular texture and can even be used as meat substitute, a 'watermelon steak'.

[@traveandre8877]

so they become a watersteak or a stelon?

[@Mattsson951]

Anthony fantano has left the chat

[@markus_selloi]

Don't make me commit a melony.

[@aamiw99]

@@markus_selloi I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this...

[@markus_selloi]

@@aamiw99 happy to make you laugh (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[@abstract0014]

1:40 Best song ever

[@voteZDLR]

5:38 someone's Dad thought he could save some money on his daughter's wedding by hiring the cheapest possible organ player.

[@aristotle5698]

voteZDLR what is that song

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

@@aristotle5698 you don't know the wedding song? Its played when the bride and groom are about to say their vows!

[@mjkcomposer]

the asking alexandria one was perfect

[@calebferguson883]

What was the name of that Asking Alexendria song?

[@antrax607]

@@calebferguson883 the final episode

[@dantheman2907]

Oh god, the timpani player had me in tears, but I lost it at the poor pianist having his sheet music ruffled.

[@thatguy1558]

Looks at guitarist: Ok boomer. Looks at drummer: Ok bouncer.

[@konohafrog]

It's lunar new year soon and i wish everyone good health and prosperity in the coming year

[@BrokeAtBestMusic]

Thank you, kind sir! I will start Season 2 of my music channel and see how many subs I can get! Best wishes!

[@rebecca_kissarmy]

3:13 his face is my ACTUAL reaction to the holidays...

[@silvoorbach9391]

1:40 is so funny :,)

[@donrogers7227]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4XTnYWZiaqfhsU

[@MrDJUMBIR]

@@donrogers7227 THANK YOU!!!!!

[@mahendra5901]

Dead Squad

[@GuitarKAB]

@@donrogers7227 yes!! thank you so much for giving me eternal laughter

[@Denska7343]

From Indonesia

[@enlightendbel]

Metal family/grandma wins the Internet for the rest of the year imho. And yeah, that drummer, I'm concerned, that rig they welded together for him flexes A LOT.

[@pardoskinov1626]

3:24 i like how you can expect exactly when the metalcore will come on

[@ampm4221]

Your Street Fighter II shirt is legit. 😎

[@me.1ia905]

the death metal grandma is so 👌 but honestly its a insightful video to those who dont really know about chinese new year traditions :) ( im a singaporean chinese, who’s with me!? hehe )

[@minmintic8591]

oop same, but I'm also part Malay

[@teresagiff378]

Death metal grandma made me vomited 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@sidthejovian5105]

Malaysian, the song makes a good prank for the CNY school celebration

[@SlyHikari03]

@@teresagiff378 same

[@brandynkilpatrick4295]

Well that old woman’s song needs to be on my playlist 😂

[@pyr8s1ayeryt20]

5:08 that looks like the kind of face Stevie T would make

[@n0way07]

The kid with the symbal, the symbal tore from the strap that was still wrapped in his hand

[@jesselucero4581]

6:24 "Excuse me, Who are You?!" Hahaha

[@ZBJDMLife]

that death metal grandma actually slaps

[@ktakk1]

8:28 *me bashing the china cymbal repeatedly until the lion dancing stops*

[@ytgfy]

Actually that were dragons lol

[@clarencedthewrench8790]

What is this Death Metal Grandma band?

[@livingabovethe12th]

It's an older jinnyboytv video....popular Malaysian 'tuber

[@taipau]

Not jinnyboy but GrimFilm

[@supremelordoftheuniverse5449]

Not death metal though

[@godvandamme9921]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2eUY2OHhNGmnLc

[@humbleclay79]

@@godvandamme9921 fak u.. u got me

[@SusiLuuna]

Im dying! xD especially the part at 1:40 hahahah and part from 6:38 just blew my mind xD

[@tuntuncanabis9293]

1:40 lmao😂😆😁

[@esdrhhh1234]

"In my entire career I will never make anything as funny as this." TRUE THOUGH. LMFAO.

[@septicgaming9371]

4:05 Broski... the cymbal handle BrOkE oFf

[@GuitarFool1569]

Sounds like Grandma ran over a reindeer... and Santa... and helpless elves... and the Easter bunny just because she could. Awesome.

[@sneesnag3207]

The kid at 1:16 looked in danger, thats why i laughed so hard

[@ElMuna13]

The security guy running back abbath once grave me a sigarette in metaldays lol

[@jasperbautista6417]

1:41 this made me giggle so hard, again.

[@benhostetter4775]

3:20 Ok, Chris Motionless, we get it.

[@GuitarsRockForever]

The most badass grandma and drummer, we need more.

[@BrokeAtBestMusic]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGeahn-Hi9KWkJo

[@zulfikarahmad3668]

1:40 deadsquad ft fluxcup the funniest part😅😅

[@taylanokay6250]

Loving the beanie dude. Looks cool on you!

[@danparr211]

Where can I find the 1st video "then the Lord said"

[@pcgaming4944]

Crying at that, I need it too lmao

[@danparr211]

@@pcgaming4944 #kindred so dang good!

[@Donnielocke91]

Right?! Been searching past 10 minutes. Please link

[@danparr211]

@@Donnielocke91 same!

[@tijmenvde4299]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4PCZ2iPq9uIa80

[@jayb.6685]

The grandma video actually has a good message to it.

[@rgbok5453]

The lid with the cymbals I believe broke them so he couldn't play at all. Honestly I think it was a good recovery

[@gxneby1840]

I need the grandma metal link

[@adamchew4138]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5nFhYKGjNxsjaM

[@gxneby1840]

@@adamchew4138 life saver

[@FabulousKilljoy]

adam chew Thank you!!

[@daysofrevenge]

Thanks...4 the link

[@26muca07]

I love her already.

[@CptSlow89]

Why nobody want to answer: When is Jared Dines Holiday Crowdfunding Giveaway Prizes! draw?

[@raybombs]

This video was the best way to start my day...going to watch full metal grandma vid now.....soooo good🤘

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

Absolutely love the death metal grandma and the bouncing drums.

[@figarofeegarrooooo2782]

Jared Dines: reacts to old classical music memes TwoSetViolin: Am I a joke to you

[@dannyledrums4116]

Jared dines play your drums like in a marching band that means ether matched grip or traditional grip and straight face and yadda yadda I’m a percussionist so hah bring it on

[@themusp]

I love the guy at 2:52. His metalcore interruption videos are the best

[@emersonsrandomvideos248]

The human voice instruments, the metal spongebob square pants and the christmas songs turned metal ARE AWESOME!!!

[@sisnanto300]

1:41 DeadSquad "Indonesia Death Metal" parody 🤘🤘

[@izinkanaku]

No one cares.

[@azharnab]

1:40 is actually technical death metal band from Indonesia called DeadSquad, and it was dubbed

[@Seruphin]

Thanks was trying to find the band name to check it out

[@azharnab]

@@Seruphin No problem dude!

[@04mephisto]

@@Seruphin Original: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3zMiZyPmZKJlbM Dub: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4XTnYWZiaqfhsU

[@rifqidwisuprayoga7186]

Iyaiyabesok, 😂

[@synhet84]

@@04mephisto YOU DA MAN THX

[@M_D93]

5:17 My first ringtone. As a matter of fact, that ringtone played while I was recording a song with my old band.

[@funkulitis]

I love Metal Grandma!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@gothlover4u]

Who remembers the band XSpongecoreX. All songs with spongebob in them

[@toast8184]

2:17 is anyone gonna talk about the gun

[@cameronpritula]

Jared:excuse me who are you ? Drummer: I'm BATMAN!!!!!!!

[@tollelege5635]

Can’t wait for world’s biggest guitar collab Jared!!!

[@WordsofHeresy]

The Chinese metalcore scene looks lit

[@AA-nb8vj]

jared dines accidentally shaved his head

[@GreenTox75]

the song at 3:33 is "D.R.U.G.S. - The Only Thing You Talk About " the part in the song is at 2:23 :D

[@Metalbass10000]

Paper sheet music fails... First time I saw that happen I was 4 years old... and it was PAINFUL awkward, and then even more painful silence, and then even more painfully awkward when the girl who had the paper mishap ran, crying loudly, out of the performance hall, followed by her twin sister crying loudly, followed by their little sister, crying the loudest of anyone. That experience alone taught me to memorize every piece of music I ever learned.

[@0xZero0swe]

3:34 what songs is used? (the metal ones)

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

3:34 is the only ting you talk about by d.r.u.g.s

[@ItsSauIGoodman]

1:56 made me cry man that shits too funny

[@zandamcpanda8274]

The chorus for metal grandma was actually dope

[@panjiariefislami]

I love the part of DeadSquad Pentatonix 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickjordan8373]

Classical Musician: I don't even bother to memorize the squiggly dots on paper. I am a through-put station transciptionist typist that merely copies whatever is on the paper including emotions (my pianissimo got stuck in my fortissimo). Audience: Cancel my Season Tickets. That tympanist doesn't even know WHEN to play. Death Metal Band: Dude, we like lost the set-list. Fuckit. Improvise for an hour, the kids'll love it. Audience: Ticket sales double.

[@Matthijs3749]

what's the name of the original 'and the lord said' christian crowd meets deathcore video?

[@yeswhy5193]

Dog Eat Dog - Nailwound

[@abcdjie]

I like this part

[@icantpickausername1570]

the cymbal actually fell off of the hand holder thing, so he couldn't just pick it back up oof

[@samoq821]

1:41 dead squad 🤘😈🇮🇩ⓐⓔ☠️

[@togztitude]

1:40 fluxcup 🤸‍♂️

[@craigharrison5406]

the Drum set on springs was awesome

[@SpookySkareflow]

Kcavemen is a side group of the Australian artist named Kidcrusher.

[@aadityasrinivas9052]

When is shred collab coming out???

[@DavidNwokoye]

Christmas

[@vincefilth8654]

Best part at 1min40 xD i cant stop laughing

[@akikzza]

fun fact: the kid that dropped his cymbal in the national anthem actually DIDNT drop his cymbal, it broke after the crash. he could not just pick it up.

[@keatonsmith8024]

the guy at 6:15 probably saw Ben Gordon on the Reverence tour with his contraption, then Travis Barker on their latest tour with is gyro ball thing, and thought, ive got some of old car springs, hold my beer

[@endrewwalker3806]

Last video - BabyMetal 40 year later max.level!))))

[@mrsimonamon]

I'd love a link to the original video of the voice over instruments. 😂

[@UsmanZafar1992]

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[@pahliac]

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[@bagaswn5151]

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[@godvandamme9921]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2eUY2OHhNGmnLc

[@David6.3]

That is the most badass grandma ever.

[@st.clemonsacademy2410]

1:40 DA FLIP 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣

[@kurtbaechler9696]

The first one and the one at 1:40 ended me 🤣

[@alahpret1438]

Thats " deadsquad "... just search "deadsquad lucu"... it's on top of list

[@DiAbLo577607]

3:33, can anyone guess the song?

[@northernwindsproject4825]

Something by dir en grey I would assume

[@GreenTox75]

D.R.U.G.S. - The Only Thing You Talk About ;)

[@Big_Funi_Official]

and my only take away is that last christmas used in the screme meme was the jimmy eat world version and that makes me happy

[@ghostiema]

6:17 when mad max fury road is your favorite movie

[@thatmetaldude3325]

Yo, what was that first song, that sounded sick

[@TheSunPeeledDown]

Nailwood - dog eat dog

[@zapper4945]

Food fact: you can’t out-pizza the hut

[@BrokeAtBestMusic]

Things you didn't ask for: I used to drive by that dude's mansion all the time. All I could say was "damn" and bang my head in shame.

[@grahadinthaprameswara4472]

1:42 fluxcuppp lol 🤣🤣

[@jayjupiter1998]

Death Metal Granny Symphony. Astonishing