Rich Evans' Standard English Dictionary, third edition (2017) *ambivilous* (adj.) simultaneously experiencing opposing or contradictory feelings, beliefs, or motivations / Example: "I was so fucking ambivilous about this film." *Ben Afflect* (proper noun) Hollywood actor, most famous for playing the Bat Man *Bessessda* (proper noun) an American video game developer, known for The Elder Scrolls and Fallout (also known as Bessethda, Beh-sezz, BEH-THEH-zda) *birds and the beads, the* (phrase) something to do with sex; if you can use them, that's true love *blackground* (noun) the space behind actors or cats in videos, often colored blue *ch-chahgo* (phrase) a time in your life when Star Wars was very enticing / Example: "When I was ch-chahgo... what was really enticing... was Star Wars!" *Chris Helmsworth* (proper noun) a guy that Rich Evans is constantly talking about *dreadlocks* (noun, plural) traditional African style of hair grooming, where the hair is braided very close to the scalp. Often seen in failed magician videos *ducks* (noun, plural) a form of currency used for buying dolls *dudn't* (verb) negative form of 'do' / Example: "He has training to use the Force. She dudn't." *fartbag* (noun) the off-brand, 50c store version of a whoopee cushion *fire esstingui-iscghh-eckstinguisher* (noun) device that can be used to put out a fire *folding chable* (noun) small portable piece of furniture, used for displaying valuable items from a dollar store *hump down* (verb) get laid, often said of robots *illegible* (adj.) not allowed to, not meeting the necessary conditions / Example: "I felt illegible, because I was on the end." *Inchy* (proper noun) name of a popular character from Star Wars *left and rice mouse button* (noun) regular controls on a computer mouse, which can also have 4 buttons on the side *li-berry* (noun) place full of books, where scientists give out expository dialogue *Lisa Neeld* (proper noun) Playboy centrefold and star of CW Network's show-slash 'Lisa Neeblubaluba' *Megan La Fox* (proper noun) Hollywood actress who saves Shia LaBeouf from robots *moopies* (noun, plural) hyper-exaggerated movies *moving* (verb) to make (someone) aware of impeding danger, etc.; to caution (someone) against unwise or unacceptable behavior / Example: "A living lethal organism that strikes its victims without moving." *nang* (interjection) superfluous extra syllable added to make your speech seem less coherent. / Example: "And nang next up..." *nessisate* (verb) to make necessary (variations: ness, nessitate, ness etten, nett?, fuck it) *op-opthimal-op-opthamologist-opitamahowajist* (noun) a medical doctor specializing in the eye *schwashtika* (noun) grandpa's new Nazi symbol *six mill yen doylair* (noun) a lot of money; (adj., slang) excellent, really good *6 stunts* (noun, plural, slang) radical skateboard tricks *skost* (noun) a skull ghost *souly sluck away* (phrase) absorb at a slow rate / Example: "Does the doll souly sluck away her soul?" *stanima* (noun) the energy and strength for continuing to do something over a long period of time *Stony* (proper noun) a make.believe company *stuff* (noun) previously shot film or video footage that can be used again in other films. / Example: "Neil Breen is the best at stuff." *t'hofful* (adj.) very bad, appalling *twenty-twen-twelve-ten* (phrase) an uncertain year in the past, a long time ago *unconshizz* (adj.) not awake; having no awareness (variations: unconshuss, unconshiss) *wallpaper space* (noun) an adhesive for putting up wallpaper, if you don't want to use spray glue
@stryyker97 жыл бұрын
make a wiki entry for evanism.
@TransparentLabyrinth7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things I've ever read on the internet.
@AimiliosVelia7 жыл бұрын
This is a six mill yen doylair comment.
@Dhlamedia7 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice the "stanima". That's Rich wording in its most subdue.
@whodatninja4397 жыл бұрын
atomicdancer this is the best comment
@RULERofCERTAINthings7 жыл бұрын
I want Rich Evans to read an entire audiobook with only first takes
@starless14446 жыл бұрын
Randy Tortilla You're a genius! That would be amazing! The best commentary from our dyslexic Jesus.
@0mnicide6 жыл бұрын
That won’t come out until the nang next century.
@Abbeio6 жыл бұрын
The Last Vampire on Earth maybe?
@alicekliewer5 жыл бұрын
Finnegans Wake would work well
@r2dezki5 жыл бұрын
You would have no idea what is happening.
@GhostOfBilly7 жыл бұрын
Man good thing Rich doesn't have a job that requires him to speak in front of a large audience that will make fun of his mispronunciations.
@greenblues75676 жыл бұрын
Michael Marple Oh wait...
@PokettoManStar5 жыл бұрын
*slide whistle*
@bloodfalconfantastic44455 жыл бұрын
I'd pay 5$ for that
@quatlego4 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden seems to be doing fine
@protheu54 жыл бұрын
Like a toll booth or something? Could he even get that job?
@Schensue7 жыл бұрын
You rarely see Mike as happy as he looks when he is laughing at Rich Evans.
@whodatninja4397 жыл бұрын
I love their relationship, it's a beautiful friendship
@AirMan9287 жыл бұрын
it's like a Ricky Gervais/Karl Pilkington relationship.
@ThreadBomb6 жыл бұрын
"Find someone who looks at you the way Mike looks at Rich." - What, someone who will laugh at you while you're drowning?
@DinosaurFan885 жыл бұрын
The only other times being when he's making fun of the elderly.
@JeffManes1235 жыл бұрын
Rich is like a battered housewife who keeps returning to her abusive husband
@roryrussell21274 жыл бұрын
"it's a diabetic slur" is one of the more underrated lines in the RLM canon
@Cambria3583 жыл бұрын
It’s become part of my vocabulary ever since hearing it lmao
@mattmanw543013 жыл бұрын
I am a diabetic and enjoy blaming every one of my shortcomings on it.
@markiangooley Жыл бұрын
I’ve been diabetic since 1970. Had at least one shot of insulin every day since then.
@jakenainteasy9 ай бұрын
@@markiangooley awesome.
@poopsmith6853Ай бұрын
It is a real thing
@a_Lemming6 жыл бұрын
He fucks up all these words, but he can pronounce "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" perfectly fine.
@Targisvear3 жыл бұрын
He's used to requesting it.
@nicosmind33 жыл бұрын
Hes well practiced in saying that though
@drvacuum3 жыл бұрын
practise makes perfect
@cassleever5883 жыл бұрын
Oh...you just know...
@FeebleBird9033 жыл бұрын
He also said “Fairly mass producible customization” but then screwed up the word “bucks”
@hardcorinas7 жыл бұрын
We do not deserve Rich Evans.
@michaelbiscay98367 жыл бұрын
Coco Jones He's the diabetic we need, but not the one we deserve.
@PetarJovanovic9937 жыл бұрын
He is too pure for this world.
@parthmarathe7 жыл бұрын
Michael Biscay *diabetic alcoholic
@batmanlaughed8007 жыл бұрын
But he is the Rich Evans we need.
@Andyilmatto7 жыл бұрын
Agree: we deserve better.
@hurson16867 жыл бұрын
It's like he is having a never-ending stroke.
@georgelucas59217 жыл бұрын
Hurson LOL
@zanderrose7 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans's life is a stroke. Incidentally, stroke rhymes with joke which is also an apt description of Rich Evans.
@notoverwatch69917 жыл бұрын
A stroke of genius.
@tastyloaf54877 жыл бұрын
A stroke of godliness.
@TheSuperQuail7 жыл бұрын
*strope
@wombat88127 жыл бұрын
I like how Rich Evans is the only person on the RLM crew who can make Mike giggle like a giddy schoolgirl.
@SmittyWerbenjagermanjensen5 жыл бұрын
same
@Greigames5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget dementia ridden dying old people! He loves those
@jessISaRicePrincess4 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you are friends for a long time
@cheezyfilmsproductions18423 жыл бұрын
Well, that and any mention of 9/11
@DistractedGlobeGuy3 жыл бұрын
@@cheezyfilmsproductions1842 and exploding varmints.
@TheMasterMakarov4 жыл бұрын
Honestly the pure Euphoria in Mike's eyes when rich mispronounces a word so that he now gets to bully him in the editing room fills me with joy
@kakroom3407 Жыл бұрын
rich's flubs have become mike's drug of choice it's what's solidified their friendship for so long
@Claymann7111 ай бұрын
@@kakroom34072nd only to his favorite: laughing at the elderly.
@blueshit199Ай бұрын
I get overfilled with jay when I'm at the manhole
@qwertyqeys5 жыл бұрын
rich evans: -perfectly pronounces "fairly mass-producable customization" also rich evans: -can't pronounce "buck" or "itchy"
@lunalluna94015 жыл бұрын
Or movies lol
@OwlyEagles4 жыл бұрын
Producable?
@ACTNRPLY4 жыл бұрын
Cecilia M moopies
@JanoyCresvaZero4 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans: “Terrifying creaturds!” Also Rich Evans: “Seventeenth century German impressionist painter Romero...”
@zachflag65063 жыл бұрын
LUST-CRAZED MUCKMEN!
@cet07087 жыл бұрын
Rich is such a good sport.
@a.hollins86917 жыл бұрын
sporch
@zombievac7 жыл бұрын
I "knoe"! He could be the "soul" "faptor" in the decision to FINALLY officially "sancton" diabetically & alcoholically "introduced" speech slurring "comptitions" in the "Mt. Olympusics"!
@PACKERMAN20777 жыл бұрын
*sports?* He hasn't played with any other balls than his own since the third grade....
@Arcademan097 жыл бұрын
PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS WRONG, you're forgetting about his "Wendy's ad" incident
@whodatninja4397 жыл бұрын
yeah man, they're my two favorite channels
@baklava48547 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans is a national treasure we need to protect and cherish him before diabetes takes him from us
@JeithKarrett5 жыл бұрын
Cut off his leg. That cured my Diabetes.
@binglebop58775 жыл бұрын
DiAIDbetes
@ben________31564 жыл бұрын
@Star Trek Theory Thank you for your service.
@protheu54 жыл бұрын
It's not called "Die a beat us" for nothing.
@goodninji83 жыл бұрын
What about his AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS? You gotta look out for that.
@amattchronism7 жыл бұрын
Moopies is plural for the Moops, who invaded Spain in the 8th century
@TheHoleDwellersHub6 жыл бұрын
You idiot, it was Moors!
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
The Hole Dwellers the card says Moops, you’re wrong
@onelividguardsman56815 жыл бұрын
Moors!
@Koshiro2k35 жыл бұрын
Moopies? Moops is plural already!
@dildonius5 жыл бұрын
@@Koshiro2k3 This comment was written by Rich Evans in an effort to save face and nurse his bruise-ed ego. Also, despite his name, Rich Evans is actually INCREDIBLY poor and lives in abject poverty. Complete and utter squalor, it's quite depressing.
@TheWisestWizards5 жыл бұрын
KZbin keeps recommending this to me every month and I keep watching the whole thing.
@DefenderofFuture4 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@garywilson30423 жыл бұрын
That "folding chable" line is my absolute favourite thing Rich has ever said.
@spiddy13359 күн бұрын
My favourite thing is him trying to explain what a folding chable is before he realizes they are laughing at him again
@GuntalsCloaca7 жыл бұрын
the left and rice mouse button
@joegrimes92323 жыл бұрын
Hey don't I know you somewhere. Didn't you fumigate my place once under the name of gribble and stiff me 500 bucks
@Lucaz997 жыл бұрын
The best thing is that Rich is THE ONLY person in the cast that doesn't drink. Reflect on that.
@RemixedVoice4 жыл бұрын
If he did drink, he would have passed away over a decade ago
@vishrutbajaj3373 жыл бұрын
And jack now
@joegrimes92323 жыл бұрын
It's a weird dorian gray thing where the more Mike drinks the drunker rich gets.
@consonantsandvowels12 жыл бұрын
@@joegrimes9232 underrated comment
@asmith9554 Жыл бұрын
He smokes though
@Jojje942 жыл бұрын
Love that they both hear Rich say "Stony", look at each other and Mike quickly mouths it to Jay, same wavelength
@catninja9094 ай бұрын
That's my favorite part of this whole compilation xD
@foob4206 жыл бұрын
Rich's vague disconnect from reality is priceless
@Lonequacker7 жыл бұрын
The way he says "The Schwashtika" kills me every time.
@mrshitalot7 жыл бұрын
Lonequacker isn't it the right way too say it?
@fluffy-hellhound6 жыл бұрын
The symbol for Raëlism.
@MisterSpinalzo5 жыл бұрын
@@mrshitalot it isn't
@TheAdmantArchvile5 жыл бұрын
The Schwastika is the sign for the Grammar Nazi.
@reptomicus5 жыл бұрын
@@TheAdmantArchvile Rich had schwanzstucker on the brain.
@Shadgrimgrvy7 жыл бұрын
Half in the Fartbag
@Divine_R5 жыл бұрын
Who else wanted to give him a big consolation hug after enduring that utter humiliation 😂
@Yo_Soy_Andres5 жыл бұрын
Fart in the bag Fuck moopies
@KingThrillgore5 жыл бұрын
I'm filled with gas
@meatyochre91355 жыл бұрын
"I can't stop pooping my pants!"
@PoorStargazer4 жыл бұрын
@@Divine_R "It's nothing but stuff"
@LGPanthers17 жыл бұрын
For potentially the most sober one of the cast He shure shounds the dhrukest
@KaladinVegapunk6 жыл бұрын
BOT Chad yeah at least back to the ghostbusters review he's sober and doesn't drink, does energy shot shots, so that is surprising
@AndrewAnstrom6 жыл бұрын
No he dudn't.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Contact drunk
@sf61175 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t he smoke pot?
@cpmenninga5 жыл бұрын
Is jus a linnle shtage fright. Jus nee sumpin a calm me down. I be ok. 👌
@rafaellago1726 жыл бұрын
When he finally got "Bethesda" right I felt my heart warm up a little. It's like watching a toddler take three steps without falling face-first into the ground.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Rafael Lago “honey quickly come here! Rich is taking his first steps!” (Baby rich walks towards the stairs and falls down them, there’s seventy six steps)
@FF-ch9nr5 жыл бұрын
"Mister McCulkin" is a glorious addition to this
@LorrdMatt7 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this compilation since twenty-twen.
@Daniel-Rosa.7 жыл бұрын
Twentiteen?
@RacinZilla0037 жыл бұрын
Tentietwen?
@Mr_Bob_A_Feet7 жыл бұрын
Testes-wen
@chirho1006 жыл бұрын
It’s contagious 😷
@thinman257 жыл бұрын
"Rich Evans mispronouncing words"... 15 minutes?!
@MrSingularity447 жыл бұрын
It's the shortened version.
@juanchocorleone7 жыл бұрын
*Director's cut.
@ms-abominable7 жыл бұрын
i had that same reaction and still watched all of it
@TMac-kn8si7 жыл бұрын
But it took twelve years to make!
@mikehunt38425 жыл бұрын
ONLY 15 minutes?
@Aspra7 жыл бұрын
Rich is so great. All he has to do is mess up words and its comedy gold.
@MichaelPohoreski5 жыл бұрын
Aspra /Oblg. _Still a better love story then Twilight_ and _Better comedy then Stupid Wars: The Latest Junk_
@christophzeit62825 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans just exists and it's comedy gold.
@FrunkisOreilly5 жыл бұрын
"Left and Rice" is my personal favorite.
@hoagielamp65433 жыл бұрын
The confidence with which he says "Folding Chable" is always fucking hilarious.
@thewalliest39564 жыл бұрын
Every time Mike looks at the camera when Rich Evans screws up a word, it’s like Rich is an ongoing science experiment of Mike’s and he’s pleased with the results.
@tumulovermelho937 жыл бұрын
"SHE DUDN'T" always kills me lol
@starless14446 жыл бұрын
Jack Talbain To be fair I'm from Kentucky and almost everyone pronounces Didn't as Dudn't or Darn as Durn lol
@ripleb62615 жыл бұрын
Yeah same that’s just Texas-speak for us
@westingtyler15 жыл бұрын
yeah. I'm also from kentucky. "He dudn't know that." as opposed to DOESN'T. very common and normal sounding.
@bruhbbawallace5 жыл бұрын
I'm from SC, can confirm that's just how southern people talk
@alexarias57174 жыл бұрын
666th like
@leotrollstoy23517 жыл бұрын
Chable is what I will name my son.
@Flood5205 жыл бұрын
That will be my son's middle name. His first name will be Folding.
@swedneck5 жыл бұрын
what's chablin chables
@lorddingusmcfurguson93565 жыл бұрын
That poor orphan.
@Sixstringman5 жыл бұрын
Folding Chable McFartbag
@TheRealNormanBates5 жыл бұрын
You could always name him Clark Chable Trollstoy
@georgelucas59217 жыл бұрын
The explanation for Rich Evans's shortcomings are simple. On weekends I sneak into the Redlettermedia studio at night and I put small doses of poison in Rich's refrigerated beverages. He is slowly dying from the poison and it's affecting his speech and how is brain processes words.
@mrleedra7 жыл бұрын
"Poison slows you down." -Dr. Steve Brule
@NerevarOfficialReal7 жыл бұрын
Is this canon or part of the RedLetterMedia Expanded Universe?
@georgelucas59217 жыл бұрын
Internet King It is both canon and apart of the RLMCU
@timothyhall47947 жыл бұрын
No one needs to sneak into their studio to slowly poison them. They do a pretty good job of that themselves. *zooms in on Mike holding beer*
@jackdiamond53407 жыл бұрын
George Lucas I am now going to hang around the Milwaukee west side and West Allis and wait for you so I can beat you with a crowbar for the prequel disaster.
@lightspaceman50645 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans has NEVER miss pronounced a word. He's merely redefining the English language in real time.
@holderbee7811 Жыл бұрын
This is how the world works. Just as Dick
@HornedBee5 жыл бұрын
why is he so lovable? I feel warmth in my soul when I see him speak
@tritiumH37 жыл бұрын
This movie is nothing but stuff!
@MegaManXPoweredUp5 жыл бұрын
But do we see his ballsack?
@KumaPaws3767 жыл бұрын
MOOPIE
@slashingraven7 жыл бұрын
Let's go to the moopies guys!
@southpaw1177 жыл бұрын
You called me Moopie, you're Moopie! No, you're Moopie! You're Moopie! Alright, Moopies...
@whodatninja4397 жыл бұрын
I love the latest Ben Afflect moopie
@DoctorFiddlesticks7 жыл бұрын
Have you seen that moopie where Ben Afflect plays the skost under the seance chable?
@cracknigga7 жыл бұрын
KumaPaws376 moopies gave me scabies
@Cloud_Stratus7 жыл бұрын
I've long forgotten about many of these, thank you so much. I got tears in my eyes from laughing.
@mrsmile92217 жыл бұрын
I found it amusous too!
@allhailourmediaoverlords78243 жыл бұрын
The best part is you gave Rich a complex about saying words. So even when he speaks correctly, he's trained to second guess himself.
@paxe.j.17232 жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing at Mike when he mouths the word "Stony" to Jay like "did you also catch that?"
@xAsmodeus1617 жыл бұрын
This was a six mill yen doylair compilation.
@adamfrisk9566 жыл бұрын
Not seven stunts?
@Puff-1p7 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans is pure, they need to stop bullying him
@cpmenninga5 жыл бұрын
I think getting rid of Mike would hurt the channel.
@1JOE4U5 жыл бұрын
He’s too good for them. Hell, too good for all of us.
@nerdturas4 жыл бұрын
Cut to video of Rich Evans pretending to masturbate with a star wars action figure
@christopherdeleon20954 жыл бұрын
@@nerdturas what, that's the best thing he's ever done. When he dies, they're gonna play it on Ellen non-stop.
@garywilson30423 жыл бұрын
@@cpmenninga Well Mike owns the company and brand, but I agree, Mike is the funniest when It comes to dark and clever humour. Jay and Rich are very funny too.
@BerMaster50007 жыл бұрын
I hope Mike and Jay force Rich to watch this whole video like in Clockwork Orange.
@xpythagoras40447 жыл бұрын
「Desert_Fox」 ludovico technique
@PatrickBateman19877 жыл бұрын
they should use staplers for his eyelids
@jumbo4billion6 жыл бұрын
Cockwork blornge
@MattStevens13525 жыл бұрын
"He just drank a whole bunch of Dan Ackroyd"
@mrs_plinkett4 жыл бұрын
as a non native english speaker, few things bring me as much joy as seeing a north american struggling as well to pronounce weird words properly. thanks, Rich!
@manjackson27723 жыл бұрын
he struggles with perfectly normal words too!
@handsomelyerin7 жыл бұрын
*me on my deathbed*: she dudn't
@samvimes95107 жыл бұрын
I want someone to make one of those speak-n-say wheel toys that have barnyard animals making noises, but instead it's just Rich Evans mispronouncing words.
@0mnicide7 жыл бұрын
The Rich says "Nang."
@chadschmaltz97905 жыл бұрын
I'd buy that.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
The Rich goes “Nessittate”
@PJVids835 жыл бұрын
The Rich says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS"
@freddiewells85105 жыл бұрын
Cow says, “MOOpies”
@TheMurmaiderer1237 жыл бұрын
The ad under the video was for managing type 2 diabetes
@keithwebb98395 жыл бұрын
You know, as are not determined by the video, but by the watcher.... so maybe you should go get checked out
@krd245513 жыл бұрын
I love the moments where no one corrects him, they just look at each other and smile and all collectively decide to let him finish his point.
@OperatorError09195 жыл бұрын
I love how Rich struggles to pronounce basic words but still managed to do the "My Name's Don Wilson" speech flawlessly. Just another reason why nothing like that will ever happen again.
@GMOTP57387 жыл бұрын
Dont you just hate it when a skhost throws a fartbag randomly on your folding chable?
@noahbirthisel32855 жыл бұрын
Sick smil yen kermit
@YouCantDeleteDenzelL7 жыл бұрын
I think Richard Evans may have gone too far in a few places.
@NerevarOfficialReal7 жыл бұрын
He is stylistically designed to be that way, and he can't undo that. But what he can do is dimish the effects of it.
@ZeroHBRPro7 жыл бұрын
It's like poetry, it rhymes
@noptic6 жыл бұрын
But Rich Evans going too far in a few places is the key to all of this.
@sturmraven74346 жыл бұрын
Rich subverted everyone's expectations of him finishing elementary
@benphillips29476 жыл бұрын
Rich is a funnier character than we've had on RLM before.
@Flurgburglr7 жыл бұрын
You left out the time he said "Chesure trest"
@Sixstringman5 жыл бұрын
His diabetes is starting to affect his dyslexia.
@ImpressionismFTW5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that Jerma, or did they both say that?
@estoysplootin4 жыл бұрын
@@ImpressionismFTW It's a fairly common mispronunciation.
@fireflocs6 жыл бұрын
THERE'S ONE AT 9:37 THEY DON'T CATCH HE CALLS THE SKATEBOARDERS 'SKAPE KIDS'
@joeleonard4064 жыл бұрын
0:00 Opitamahowajist 0:18 A wonderful day at “the moopies” 0:30 Wallpaper space and Rich’s diabetic slur 0:50 Lisa Neeld; Playboy Centrefold 1:24 And nang next up, the Instant BORING Boyfriend, ... ouhhhhhhh 1:35 “The Birds and the Beads” - A Beginners Guide to the Nuanced Sexual Practices of Rich Evans 2:08 Barreling through the expository dialogue in “the li-berry” 2:36 “Blue Blackdrop” ... difficulties with colours 2:50 “Stony” - a new entirely drug fuelled film production company 2:59 “Folding chable” 3:25 Megan LaFox, the first animal actress in Hollywood 3:35 The Crawlers: They strike their victims without doing something or another 4:11 C3P0 - done wrong, swiftly followed by the name you can’t screw up “Inchy” 4:35 Necessitate, without most of its syllables 5:21 Rich Evans is “Defeatable” 5:33 Left and rice mouse button 5:42 Skost 👻💀 6:05 Just stuff 6:33 Oh no she dudn’t 6:39 Ben Afflect 6:47 Fartbag - Offbrand Whoopee Cushion 8:03 Slowly sluck away 8:20 250 Ducks 🦆 8:28 Dreadlocks ... wait no that ain’t right 8:47 Chris Helmsworth 9:30 Sick stunts - Rich Evans down with the kids 10:23 HUMP THEM DOWN 10:45 201...2...0...fuck 10:57 Besesda, Bethesda, Bepesda, who knows 11:19 Six mil yen doylair comment 11:42 Don “The Pickle” Rickle 12:00 “Illegible” 12:11 Unconchish 13:30 The Fire Ish...Ku...Ecstingwisher 14:18 This is T’Hofful 14:30 Stanima Lee 14:38 Ambivilous - Okay, Mr Webster ! 14:55 Real Eskate and Rich’s Father
@sunilKumar-sy9pm3 жыл бұрын
Timestamped... F**k
@madalinam61832 жыл бұрын
Thank you ❤️
@Eamonshort12 жыл бұрын
Doing god's work there son
@thegoldencaulk27427 жыл бұрын
SKHOST
@ian-op5fv7 жыл бұрын
TheGoldenCaulk Tha wus a six mill yen doylair comment.
@guendoff24007 жыл бұрын
NO YOU HACK ITS SCKOST
@PatrickBateman19877 жыл бұрын
Do you want another beer, Rich?
@NerevarOfficialReal7 жыл бұрын
Skhosts aren't real, they're only in the moopies.
@Thebossstage17 жыл бұрын
OH NO RAGGY A SKHOST!
@facefister697 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he was reunited with his father at the end.
@robmckennie42037 жыл бұрын
Everyone bags on Rich, but I hope he knows everyone secretly loves him
@nobodysmith85805 жыл бұрын
"Hello, these are my children Lumpy and Inchy."
@Stoutaragua4 жыл бұрын
That's just comedic gold!!!
@huismands4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about the Nessitate screw-up is that Rich could just have said "need" instead. He really sets himself up for failure.
@cacophonousantiquarian88033 жыл бұрын
He's shown his ability to mess up even one-syllable words too.
@hikageniko7 жыл бұрын
For 15 minutes and 14 seconds there I didn't feel like killing myself.
@trailersic7 жыл бұрын
yeah pay someone else to do it. That would also make you a job creator
@denisdamico10617 жыл бұрын
There we have the next european who'd like to live in USA it seems.
@prophetic03116 жыл бұрын
Yep
@alexsilva286 жыл бұрын
Same
@theyruinedyoutubeagain7 жыл бұрын
I did not expect this to be so incredibly hilarious.
@Leon_der_Luftige7 жыл бұрын
Andrei Simionescu Just like I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
@starless14446 жыл бұрын
Andrei Simionescu I will say that as much as I laugh at Rich for goofy mispronounced words he is really insightful about movies. He does know what he's talking about but I think he's dyslexic or something.
@jonahhex32867 жыл бұрын
I am unconscis from laughter.
@TheRealNormanBates7 жыл бұрын
You mespilled lafter.
@mrsmile92217 жыл бұрын
You're both mitspelling things.
@definitelynotofficial73507 жыл бұрын
You misspelled fire eskitckser.
@KevinStriker6 жыл бұрын
Un conch is
@lotanowo5 жыл бұрын
Dyslexia is not something to joke about. But Rich Evans is.
@OscarHazeGaming Жыл бұрын
Mike constantly picking on Rich Evans is death by a thousand cuts; Josh dropping the "can you get that job?" is a fucking nuclear explosion instagib.
@BenAstarb7 жыл бұрын
the ending is so perfect
@danl18307 жыл бұрын
Ben Astarb When he finally found his dad, I just cried me a river
@LiquidArmProduction7 жыл бұрын
Fuck me! I never realized why he said that until now!
@durntdurnt95525 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I was just randomly watching this and scrolled down and your fucking comment is one of the top comments wtf
@PatrickBateman19877 жыл бұрын
diabetic slur
@Flint_Ironstagg7 жыл бұрын
'the moopies' would be a great band name
@fortblocks6 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, THE MOOPIES.
@TheWaffleman546 жыл бұрын
If he became the frontman you could have Rich & The Moopies.
@Sofnuuy4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a band from the 60s lol
@lelandunruh78966 жыл бұрын
He says "swastika" the same way I picture elderly Walter Matthau saying it.
@christophzeit62825 жыл бұрын
No it's the Sean Connery pronounciation. Or Bane from that stupid Batman movie.
@Xalmuster4 жыл бұрын
I just hear Mel Brooks saying "the Schwartz"
@silverschannel85784 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he was trying to pronounce swastika using german pronounciations, except it's actually sanskrit and the Nazi swastika is called hakenkreuz in german
@breezingby26114 жыл бұрын
Christoph Zeit you mean that awesome Batman movie
@Eric-ux4wm6 жыл бұрын
Rich is the raw tallent of the group.
@neglesaks7 жыл бұрын
Story of my wife.
@maxwethersfield7 жыл бұрын
I think Rich Evans is so smart that his mouth can't keep up with his brain. Or he just drinks too much.
@monsieurcondottiero26853 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans uses 100% of his brain 🧠 that’s why he’s so magical
@pseudotasuki3 жыл бұрын
If anything, he stumbled over his words more often after he stopped drinking.
@magneto443 жыл бұрын
I actually do that, I’m usually thinking about the next sentence I’m gonna say before I finish the first have to remind myself to slow down all the time don’t think that makes me “smart”, just how my brain works
@NoriMori19929 ай бұрын
I don't know about "smart", but I do think Rich's mouth can't keep up with his brain.
@specknacken65075 жыл бұрын
*I'm sorry Chris Helmsworth.*
@officialgoogleyoutube4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video so many times. We need a part 2, Helena. Rich has blundered through half the dictionary since this video came out.
@HelenaRedgrave4 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking about it actually, can't make any promises though.
@officialgoogleyoutube4 жыл бұрын
@@HelenaRedgrave I understand, but you've filled me with hope nonetheless.
@alexsandell82603 жыл бұрын
@@HelenaRedgrave why not? What do you have to lose? Make a promise!
@B-K920 Жыл бұрын
Almost 2024. It’s never too late for a sequel.
@kiyote4375 жыл бұрын
"li-berry" My aunt says that, too. She has a Ph.D and taught as a professor for many years. In all that time, she never learned how to pronounce "library."
@GamerTrashed7 жыл бұрын
Okay Mister Webster.
@mrleedra7 жыл бұрын
"Schwashtika."
@hendrikalbert39107 жыл бұрын
mrleedra That part broke me
@Half_Finis5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@unixgrief78526 жыл бұрын
fart bag is an underrated joke.
@tolbydamit4 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, this video sometimes is what I need to get through the day.
@madalinam61834 жыл бұрын
This video is like comfort food. I have it in my "Watch later" and sometimes I go there and play it, other times the might KZbin recommends it to me again. I love it!
@ckorhonen727 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans does NOT make mistakes or mispronounces words. All the rest of us are saying those words wrong. He is perfect. He is the gawd of the Interwebs. Deal with it.
@cyanidematt7 жыл бұрын
There is so much content it is giving me heartburn. It's going to be a tums festival.
@linksterninethousandone90856 жыл бұрын
This movie is nothing but S T U F F
@dazzer893 жыл бұрын
The look of joy on Mike's face when Rich muddles his words is simply wonderful
@FurryMcMemes Жыл бұрын
The only other time he looks like that is when he makes fun of the elderly.
@askthepizzaguy2 жыл бұрын
When he sincerely apologizes to Chris Hemsworth at a totally flat angle with a deadpan expression, I busted a gut laughing.
@TOMMYDACOMMIE7 жыл бұрын
I mispronounce shit like this all the time. I feel your pain Rich
@DeepfriedNutz7 жыл бұрын
It's a gift!
@intergalacticspacecanoe46597 жыл бұрын
ALDUCE ME TO INTROLOW MYSELF!
@alexsilva286 жыл бұрын
English is a second language to me. I definitely feel his pain
@starless14446 жыл бұрын
Are you dyslexic too?
@secretname38975 жыл бұрын
I am simultaneously Rich, mispronouncing every damn thing, AND everyone around him who make fun of others' mispronunciations. Ah, hypocrisy.
@vivanlascosas76527 жыл бұрын
I was craving for someone to do this video. You're the hero we deserve.
@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson4 жыл бұрын
We're all here for Rich Evans but Mike's side glances at the camera are what really makes these scenes shine
@happymaskedguy1943 Жыл бұрын
Rich might not talk words good, but he builds awesome sets.
@somebuddyX2 жыл бұрын
3:12 Rich instinctively goes to use the Force to snap Jack's neck for his insolence.
@forentertainment32597 жыл бұрын
This is not titled try not to laugh challenge, yet it's more effective than any of those. That Rich Evans is such a character!
@CreamyMcG337 жыл бұрын
I can relate with Rich so much. I've noticed myself mispronouncing stuff all the time lately.
@AlchemyW4 ай бұрын
True art keeps you coming back to watch it again year after year he said folding chable
@belinskiparadox76875 жыл бұрын
"Rich Evans gets bullied for 15 minutes straight"
@cshimp1028 күн бұрын
This man can combine words in an instant, and that's a freaking talent.
@garbagefreak7 жыл бұрын
4:07 genuine look of concern from Mike.
@nicholastrevino63137 жыл бұрын
He slurs his words a lot for someone who doesn't drink.
@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax7 жыл бұрын
Maybe when Rich Evans drinks he starts speaking eloquently and pronounces every word correctly?
@deadbeatdynamo6 жыл бұрын
It's a diabetic slur -- Mike keeps Rich's medicine away for comedic effect.
@GigaBoost6 жыл бұрын
Diabetic slur
@placer74125 жыл бұрын
GigaBoost is this just a running gag or does he really
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Contact drunk
@Posdrums37 жыл бұрын
He's such a good sport. He really sets a great example for people with dyslexia. I don't know if that's the reason for his mistakes, but I make ones like that frequently and it's great to see it leading to laughs. He doesn't seem to let it ruin the fun for him which is the important part. I hope he's happy making others happy.
@theregenedmoogles741Ай бұрын
Just because he's a good sport about it doenst mean he wants to be.
@Posdrums3Ай бұрын
@@theregenedmoogles741 You had 7 years to come up with a better comment than that. "He's a good sport but that doesn't mean he wants to be?" That's utterly meaningless lmao
@KeithRozett4 жыл бұрын
The way he breaks down "Bethesda" is a perfect look into the mind of Rich Evans: "Beh-theh-zda". It's like staring into infinity.
@tackywhale56643 жыл бұрын
I love the word "moopies". I actually want that to be a genuine word/phrase/running gag in this series and in other videos, if it catches on.